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A GENTLEMAN, noteworthy for a lively countenance and a
waistcoat to match it, crossing London Bridge at noon on a
gusty April day, was almost magically detached from his
conflict with the gale by some sly strip of slipperiness,
abounding in that conduit of the markets, which had more or
less adroitly performed the trick upon preceding passengers,
and now laid this one flat amid the shuffle of feet, peaceful
for the moment as the uncomplaining who have gone to Sabrina
beneath the tides. He was unhurt, quite sound, merely
astonished, he remarked, in reply to the inquiries of the first
kind helper at his elbow; and it appeared an acceptable
statement of his condition. He laughed, shook his coat-tails,
smoothed the back of his head rather thoughtfully, thankfully
received his runaway hat, nodded bright beams to right and left,
and making light of the muddy stigmas imprinted by the
pavement, he scattered another shower of his nods and smiles
around, to signify that, as his good friends would wish, he
thoroughly felt his legs and could walk unaided. And he was in
the act of doing it, questioning his familiar behind the
waistcoat amazedly, to tell him how such a misadventure could
have occurred to him of all men, when a glance below his chin
discomposed his outward face. "Oh, confound the fellow!" he
said, with simple frankness, and was humorously ruffled, having
seen absurd blots of smutty knuckles distributed over the
maiden waistcoat.
His outcry was no more than the confidential communication
of a genial spirit with that distinctive article of his attire.
At the same time, for these friendly people about him to share
the fun of the annoyance, he looked hastily brightly back,
seeming with the contraction of his brows to frown, on the
little band of observant Samaritans; in the centre of whom a
man who knew himself honourably unclean, perhaps consequently
a bit of a political jewel, hearing one of their number
confounded for his pains, and by the wearer of a superfine
dashing-white waistcoat, was moved to take notice of the total
deficiency of gratitude in this kind of gentleman's look and
pocket. If we ask for nothing for helping gentlemen to stand
upright on their legs, and get it, we expect civility into the
bargain. Moreover, there are reasons in nature why we choose to
give sign of a particular surliness when our wealthy superiors
would have us think their condescending grins are cordials.
The gentleman's eyes were followed on a second hurried
downward grimace, the necessitated wrinkles of which could be
stretched by malevolence to a semblance of haughty disgust;
reminding us, through our readings in journals, of the wicked
overblown Prince Regent and his Court, together with the view
taken of honest labour in the mind of supercilious luxury, even
if indebted to it freshly for a trifle; and the hoar-headed
nineteenth-century billow of democratic ire craved the word to
be set swelling.
"Am I the fellow you mean, sir?" the man said.
He was answered, not ungraciously: "All right, my man."
But the balance of our public equanimity is prone to violent
antic bobbings on occasions when, for example, an ostentatious
garment shall appear disdainful of our class and ourself, and
coin of the realm has not usurped command of one of the
scales: thus a fairly pleasant answer, cast in persuasive
features, provoked the retort--
"There you're wrong; nor wouldn't be."
"What's that?" was the gentleman's musical inquiry.
"That's flat, as you was half a minute ago," the man
rejoined.
"Ah, well, don't be impudent," the gentleman said, by way of
amiable remonstrance before a parting.
"And none of your dam punctilio," said the man.
Their exchange rattled smartly, without a direct hostility,
and the gentleman stepped forward.
It was observed in the crowd, that after a few paces he put
two fingers on the back of his head.
They might suppose him to be condoling with his recent
mishap. But, in fact, a thing had occurred to vex him more than
a descent upon the pavement or damage to his waistcoat's
whiteness: he abominated the thought of an altercation with a
member of the mob; he found that enormous beast
comprehensible only when it applauded him; and besides he
wished it warmly well; all that was good for it; plentiful
dinners, country excursions, stout menagerie bats, music, a
dance, and to bed: he was for patting, stroking, petting the
mob, for tossing it sops, never for irritating it to show an
eye-tooth, much less for causing it to exhibit the grinders: and
in endeavouring to get at the grounds of his dissension with
that dirty-fisted fellow, the recollection of the word punctilio
shot a throb of pain to the spot where his mishap had rendered
him susceptible. Headache threatened--and to him of all men!
But was there ever such a word for drumming on a cranium?
Puzzles are presented to us now and then in the course of our
days; and the smaller they are the better for the purpose, it
would seem; and they come in rattle-boxes, they are actually
children's toys, for what they contain, but not the less do they
buzz at our understandings and insist that they break or we,
and, in either case, to show a mere foolish idle rattle in
hollowness. Or does this happen to us only after a fall?
He tried a suspension of his mental efforts, and the word was
like the clapper of a disorderly bell, striking through him,
with reverberations, in the form of interrogations, as to how
he, of all men living, could by any chance have got into a
wrangle, in a thoroughfare, on London Bridge, of all places in
the world!--he, so popular, renowned for his affability, his
amiability; having no dislike to common dirty dogs, entirely
the reverse, liking them and doing his best for them; and
accustomed to receive their applause. And in what way had he
offered a hint to bring on him the charge of punctilio?
But I am treating it seriously! he said, and jerked a dead
laugh while fixing a button of his coat.
That he should have treated it seriously, furnished next the
subject of cogitation; and here it was plainly suggested, that a
degradation of his physical system, owing to the shock of the
fall, must be seen and acknowledged; far it had become a
perverted engine, to pull him down among the puerilities, and
very soon he was worrying at punctilio anew, attempting to read
the riddle of the application of it to himself, angry that he
had allowed it to be the final word, and admitting it a famous
word for the closing of a controversy:--it banged the door and
rolled drum-notes; it deafened reason. And was it a London
cockney crow-word of the day, or a word that had stuck in the
fellow's head from the perusal of his pothouse newspaper
columns?
Furthermore, the plea of a fall, and the plea of a shock from
a fall, required to account for the triviality of the mind, were
humiliating to him who had never hitherto missed a step, or
owned to the shortest of collapses. This confession of
deficiency in explosive repartee--using a friend's term for the
ready gift--was an old and a rueful one with Victor Radnor. His
godmother Fortune denied him that. She bestowed it on his
friend Fenellan, and little else. Simeon Fenellan could clap
the halter on a coltish mob; he had positively caught the roar
of cries and stilled it, by capping the cries in turn, until the
people cheered him; and the effect of the scene upon Victor
Radnor disposed him to rank the gift of repartee higher than a
certain rosily oratorical that he was permitted to tell himself
he possessed, in bottle if not on draught. Let it only be
explosive repartee: the well-fused bomb, the bubble to the
stone, echo round the horn. Fenellan would have discharged an
extinguisher on punctilio in emission. Victor Radnor was unable
to cope with it reflectively.
No, but one doesn't like being beaten by anything! he replied
to an admonishment of his better mind, as he touched his two
fingers, more significantly dubious than the whole hand, at the
back of his head, and checked or stemmed the current of a fear.
For he was utterly unlike himself; he was dwelling on a trifle,
on a matter discernibly the smallest, an incident of the
streets; and although he refused to feel a bump or any
responsive notification of a bruise, he made a sacrifice of his
native pride to his intellectual, in granting that he must have
been shaken, so childishly did he continue thinking.
Yes, well, and if a tumble distorts our ideas of life, and an
odd word engrosses our speculations, we are poor creatures, he
addressed another friend, from whom he stood constitutionally
in dissent, naming him Colney; and under pressure of the name,
reviving old wrangles between them upon man's present
achievements and his probable destinies: especially upon
England's grandeur, vitality, stability, her intelligent
appreciation of her place in the universe; not to speak of the
historic dignity of London City. Colney had to be overcome
afresh, and he fled, but managed, with two or three of his
bitter phrases, to make a cuttle-fish fight of it, that
oppressively shadowed his vanquisher:--
The Daniel Lambert of Cities: the Female Annuitant of
Nations:--and such like, wretched stuff, proper to Colney
Durance, easily dispersed and out-laughed when we have our
vigour. We have as much as we need of it in summoning a
contemptuous Pooh to our lips, with a shrug at venomous
dyspepsia.
Nevertheless, a malignant sketch of Colney's, in the which
Hengist and Horsa, our fishy Saxon originals, in modern garb of
liveryman and gaitered squire, flat-headed, paunchy, assiduously
servile, are shown blacking Ben-Israel's boots and grooming the
princely stud of the Jew, had come so near to Victor Radnor's
apprehensions of a possible, if not an impending,
consummation, that the ghastly vision of the Jew Dominant in
London City, over England, over Europe, America, the world (a
picture drawn in literary sepia by Colney: with our poor hang-
neck population uncertain about making a bell-rope of the
forelock to the Satyr-snouty master; and the Norman Lord de
Warenne handing him for a lump sum son and daughter, both to
be Hebraized in their different ways), fastened on the most
mercurial of patriotic men, and gave him a whole-length plunge
into despondency.
It lasted nearly a minute. His recovery was not in this
instance due to the calling on himself for the rescue of an
ancient and glorious country; nor altogether to the spectacle
of the shipping, over the parapet, to his right: the hundreds of
masts rising out of the merchant river; London's unrivalled
mezzotint and the City rhetorician's inexhaustible argument:
he gained it rather from the imperious demand of an animated
and thirsty frame for novel impressions. Commonly he was too
hot with his business, and airy fancies above it, when crossing
the bridge, to reflect in freshness on its wonders; though a
phrase could spring him alive to them; a suggestion of the
Foreigner, jealous, condemned to admire in despair of
outstripping, like Satan worsted; or when a Premier's fine
inflation magnified the scene at City banquets--exciting while
audible, if a waggery in memory; or when England's cherished
Bard, the Leading Article, blew bellows, and wind primed the
lieges.
That a phrase on any other subject was of much the same
effect, in relation to it, may be owned; he was lightly kindled.
The scene, however, had a sharp sparkle of attractiveness at the
instant. Down went the twirling horizontal pillars of a strong
tide from the arches of the bridge, breaking to wild water at a
remove; and a reddish Northern cheek of curdling piping East,
at shrilly puffs between the Tower and the Custom House,
encountered it to whip and ridge the Hood against descending
tug and long tail of stern-ajerk empty barges; with a steamer
slowly nosing round off the wharf-cranes, preparing to swirl the
screw; and half-bottom-upward boats dancing harpooner beside
their whale; along an avenue, not fabulously golden, of the
deputy masts of all nations, a wintry woodland, every rag aloft
curling to volume; and here the spouts and the mounds of
steam, and rolls of brown smoke there, variously undulated,
curved to vanish; cold blue sky ashift with the whirl and dash
of a very Tartar cavalry of cloud overhead.
Surely a scene pretending to sublimity?
Gazing along that grand highway of the voyaging forest, your
London citizen of good estate has reproached his country's
poets for not pouring out, succinctly and melodiously, his
multitudinous larvæ of notions begotten by the scene. For
there are times when he would pay to have them sung; and he
feels them big; he thinks them human in their bulk; they are
Londinensian; they want but form and fire to get them scored
on the tablets of the quotable at festive boards. This he can
promise to his poets. As for otherwhere than at the festive,
Commerce invoked is a Goddess that will have the reek of those
boards to fill her nostrils, and poet and alderman alike may be
dedicate to the sublime, she leads them, after two sniffs of an
idea concerning her, for the dive into the turtle-tureen. Heels
up they go, poet first--a plummet he!
And besides it is barely possible for our rounded citizen, in
the mood of meditation, to direct his gaze off the bridge along
the waterway North-eastward without beholding as an eye the
glow of whitebait's bow-window by the riverside, to the front of
the summer sunset, a league or so down stream; where he sees,
in memory savours, the Elysian end of Commerce: frontispiece
of a tale to fetch us up the outwearied spectre of old Apicius;
yea, and urge Crispinus to wheel his purse into the market for
the purchase of a costlier mullet!
But is the Jew of the usury gold becoming our despot-king of
Commerce?
In that case, we do not ask our country's poets to compose a
single stanza of eulogy's rhymes--far from it. Far to the
contrary, we bid ourselves remember the sons of whom we are;
instead of revelling in the fruits of Commerce, we shoot
scornfully past those blazing bellied windows of the aromatic
dinners, and beyond Thames, away to the fishermen's deeps, Old
England's native element, where the strenuous ancestry of a
race yet and ever manful at the stress of trial are heard around
and aloft whistling us back to the splendid strain of muscle,
and spray fringes cloud, and strong heart rides the briny scoops
and hillocks, and Death and Man are at grip for the haul.
There we find our nationality, our poetry, no Hebrew
competing.
We do: or there at least we left it. Whether to recover it
when wanted, is not so certain. Humpy Hengist and dumpy Horsa,
quitting ledger and coronet, might recur to their sea bow-legs
and red-stubble chins, might take to their tarpaulins again;
they might renew their manhood on the capture of cod; headed
by Harald and Hardiknut, they might roll surges to whelm a
Dominant Jew clean gone to the fleshpots and effeminacy.
Aldermen of our ancient conception, they may teach him that he
has been backsliding once more, and must repent in ashes, as
those who are for jewels, titles, essences, banquets, for
wallowing in slimy spawn of lucre, have ever to do. They
dispossess him of his greedy gettings.
And how of the Law?
But the Law is always, and must ever be, the Law of the
stronger.
--Ay, but brain beats muscle, and what if the Jew should
prove to have superior power of brain? A dreaded hypothesis!
Why, then you see the insurgent Saxon seamen (of the names in
two syllables with accent on the first), and their Danish
captains, and it may be but a remnant of high-nosed old Norman
Lord de Warenne beside them, in the criminal box: and
presently the Jew smoking a giant regalia cigar on a balcony
giving view of a gallows-tree. But we will try that: on our side,
to back a native pugnacity, is morality, humanity, fraternity--
nature's rights, aha! and who withstands them? on his, a troop
of mercenaries!
--And that lands me in Red Republicanism, a hop and a skip
from Socialism! said Mr. Radnor, and chuckled ironically at the
natural declivity he had come to. Still, there was an idea in
it. . . .
A short run or attempt at running after the idea, ended in
pain to his head near the spot where the haunting word
punctilio caught at any excuse for clamouring.
Yet we cannot relinquish an idea that was ours; we are vowed
to the pursuit of it. Mr. Radnor lighted on the tracks, by dint
of a thought flung at his partner Mr. Inchling's dread of the
Jews. Inchling dreaded Scotchmen as well, and Americans, and
Armenians, and Greeks: latterly Germans hardly less; but his
dread of absorption in Jewry, signifying subjection, had often
precipitated a deplorable shrug, in which Victor Radnor now
perceived the skirts of his idea, even to a fancy that something
of the idea must have struck Inchling when he shrugged: the
idea being . . . he had lost it again. Definition seemed to be an
extirpating enemy of this idea, or she was by nature shy. She
was very feminine; coming when she willed and flying when
wanted. Not until nigh upon the close of his history did she
return, full-statured and embraceable, to Victor Radnor.
THE fair dealing with readers demands of us, that a narrative
shall not proceed at slower pace than legs of a man in motion;
and we are still but little more than midway across London
Bridge. But if a man's mind is to be taken as a part of him, the
likening of it, at an introduction, to an army on the opening
march of a great campaign, should plead excuses for tardy
forward movements, in consideration of the large amount of
matter you have to review before you can at all imagine
yourselves to have made his acquaintance. This it is not
necessary to do when you are set astride the enchanted horse of
the Tale, which leaves the man's mind at home while he
performs the deeds befitting him: he can indeed be rapid.
Whether more active, is a question asking for your notions of
the governing element in the composition of man, and of his
present business here. The Tale inspirits one's earlier ardours,
when we sped without baggage, when the Impossible was wings to
imagination, and heroic sculpture the simplest act of the
chisel. It does not advance, 'tis true; it drives the whirligig
circle round and round the single existing central point; but it
is enriched with applause of the boys and girls of both ages in
this land; and all the English critics heap their honours on its
brave old Simplicity:--our national literary flag, which
signalizes us while we float, subsequently to flap above the
shallows. One may sigh for it. An ill-fortuned minstrel who has
by fateful direction been brought to see with distinctness, that
man is not as much comprised in external features as the
monkey, will be devoted to the task of the fuller portraiture.
After his ineffectual catching at the volatile idea, Mr.
Radnor found repose in thoughts of his daughter and her dear
mother. They had begged him to put on an overcoat this day of
bitter wind, or a silken kerchief for the throat. Faithful to the
Spring, it had been his habit since boyhood to show upon his
person something of the hue of the vernal month, the white of
the daisied meadow, and although he owned a light overcoat to
dangle from shoulders at the Opera crush, he declined to wear
it for protection. His gesture of shaking and expanding whenever
the tender request was urged on him, signified a physical
opposition to the control of garments. Mechanically now, while
doating in fancy over the couple beseeching him, he loosened
the button across his defaced waistcoat, exposed a large
measure of chest to flaws of a wind barbed on Norwegian peaks
by the brewers of cough and catarrh--horrid women of the
whistling clouts, in the pay of our doctors. He braved them; he
starved the profession. He was that man in fifty thousand who
despises hostile elements and goes unpunished, calmly erect
among a sneezing and tumbled host, as a lighthouse overhead of
breezy fleets. The coursing of his blood was by comparison
electrical; he had not the sensation of cold, other than that of
an effort of the elements to arouse him; and so quick was he,
through this fine animation, to feel, think, act, that the three
successive tributaries of conduct appeared as an irreflective
flash and a gamester's daring in the vein to men who had no
deep knowledge of him and his lightning arithmetic for
measuring, sounding, and deciding.
Naturally he was among the happiest of human creatures; he
willed it so, with consent of circumstances; a boisterous
consent, as when votes are reckoned for a favourite candidate:
excepting on the part of a small band of black dissentients in
a corner, a minute opaque body, devilish in their
irreconcilability, who maintain their struggle to provoke
discord, with a cry disclosing the one error of his youth, the
sole bad step chargeable upon his antecedents. But do we listen
to them? Shall we not have them turned out? He gives the sign
for it; and he leaves his buoying constituents to outroar them:
and he tells a friend that it was not, as one may say, an error,
although an erratic step: but let us explain to our bosom
friend; it was a step quite unregretted, gloried in; a step
deliberately marked, to be done again, were the time renewed:
it was a step necessitated (emphatically) by a false preceding
step; and having youth to plead for it, in the first instance,
youth and ignorance; and secondly, and O how deeply truly! Love.
Deep true love, proved by years, is the advocate.
He tells himself at the same time, after lending ear to the
advocate's exordium and a favourite sentence, that, judged by
the Powers (to them only can he expose the whole skeleton-
cupboard of the case), judged by those clear-sighted Powers, he
is exonerated.
To be exonerated by those awful Powers, is to be approved.
As to that, there is no doubt: whom they, all-seeing,
discerning as they do, acquit they justify.
Whom they justify, they compliment.
They, seeing all the facts, are not unintelligent of
distinctions, as the world is.
What, to them, is the spot of the error?--admitting it as an
error. They know it for a thing of convention, not of Nature. We
stand forth to plead it in proof of an adherence to Nature's
laws: we affirm that, far from a defilement, it is an
illumination and stamp of nobility. On the beloved who shares
it with us, it is a stamp of the highest nobility. Our world has
many ways for signifying its displeasure, but it cannot brand an
angel.
This was another favourite sentence of Love's grand oration
for the defence. So seductive was it to the Powers who sat in
judgement on the case, that they all, when the sentence came,
turned eyes upon the angel, and they smiled.
They do not smile on the condemnable.
She, then, were he rebuked, would have strength to uplift
him. And who, calling her his own, could be placed in second
rank among the blissful!
Mr. Radnor could rationally say that he was made for
happiness; he flew to it, he breathed, dispensed it. How
conceive the clear-sighted celestial Powers as opposing his
claim to that estate? Not they. He knew, for he had them safe
in the locked chamber .of his breast, to yield him subservient
responses. The world, or Puritanic members of it, had pushed
him to the trial once or twice--or had put on an air of doing
so; creating a temporary disturbance, ending in a merry duet
with his daughter Nesta Victoria: a glorious trio when her
mother Natalia, sweet lily that she was, shook the rainwater
from her cup and followed the good example to shine in the
sun.
He had a secret for them.
Nesta's promising soprano, and her mother's contralto, and
his baritone--a true baritone, not so well trained as their
accurate notes--should be rising in spirited union with the
curtain of that secret: there was matter for song and concert,
triumph and gratulation in it. And during the whole passage of
the bridge, he had not once cast thought on a secret so
palpitating, the cause of the morning's expedition and a long
year's prospect of the present day! It seemed to have been
knocked clean out of it--punctilioed out, Fenellan might say.
Nor had any combinations upon the theme of business displaced
it. Just before the fall, the whole drama of the unfolding of
that secret was brilliant to his eyes as a scene on a stage.
He refused to feel any sensible bruise on his head, with the
admission that he perhaps might think he felt one: which was
virtually no more than the feeling of a thought;--what his
friend Dr. Peter Yatt would define as feeling a rotifer astir in
the curative compartment of a hom*opathic globule: and a
playful fancy may do that or anything. Only, Sanity does not
allow the infinitely little to disturb us.
Mr. Radnor had a quaint experience of the effects of the
infinitely little while threading his way to a haberdasher's
shop for new white waistcoats. Under the shadow of the
representative statue of City Corporations and London's
majesty, the figure of Royalty, worshipful in its marbled
redundancy, fronting the bridge, on the slope where the seas of
fish and fruit below throw up a thin line of their drift, he
stood contemplating the not unamiable, reposefully-jolly
Guelphic countenance, from the loose jowl to the bent knee, as
if it were a novelty to him; unwilling to trust himself to the
roadway he had often traversed, equally careful that his
hesitation should not be seen. A trifle more impressible, he
might have imagined the smoky figure and magnum of pursiness
barring the City against him. He could have laughed aloud at the
hypocrisy behind his quiet look of provincial wonderment at
London's sculptor's art; and he was partly tickled as well by
the singular fit of timidity enchaining him. Cart, omnibus, cab,
van, barrow, donkey-tray, went by in strings, broken here and
there, and he could not induce his legs to take advantage of the
gaps; he listened to a warning that he would be down again if he
tried it, among those wheels; and his nerves clutched him, like
a troop of household women, to keep him from the hazard of an
exposure to the horrid crunch, pitiless as tiger's teeth; and we
may say truly, that once down, or once out of the rutted line,
you are food for lion and jackal--the forces of the world will
have you in their mandibles.
An idea was there too; but it would not accept pursuit.
"A pretty scud overhead?" said a voice at his ear.
"For fine!--to-day at least," Mr. Radnor affably replied to a
stranger; and gazing on the face of his friend Fenellan, knew
the voice, and laughed: "You?" He straightened his back
immediately to cross the road, dismissing nervousness as a
vapour, asking, between a cab and a van: "Anything doing in the
City?" For Mr. Fenellan's proper station faced Westward.
The reply was deferred until they had reached the pavement,
when Mr. Fenellan said: "I'll tell you," and looked a dubious
preface, to his friend's thinking.
But it was merely the mental inquiry following a glance at
mud-spots on the coat.
"We'll lunch; lunch with me, I must eat, tell me then," said
Mr. Radnor, adding within himself: "Emptiness! want of food!"
to account for recent ejaculations and qualms. He had not eaten
for a good four hours.
Fenellan's tone signified to his feverish sensibility of the
moment, that the matter was personal; and the intimation of a
touch on domestic affairs caused sinkings in his vacuity, much
as though his heart were having a fall.
He mentioned the slip on the bridge, to explain his need to
visit a haberdasher's shop, and pointed at the waistcoat.
Mr. Fenellan was compassionate over the "Poor virgin of the
smoky city!"
"They have their ready-made at these shops--last year's
perhaps, never mind, do for the day," said Mr. Radnor, impatient
for eating, now that he had spoken of it. "A basin of turtle; I
can't wait. A brush of the coat; mud must be dry by this time.
Clear turtle, I think, with a bottle of the Old Veuve. Not bad
news to tell? You like that Old Veuve?"
"Too well to tell bad news of her," said Mr. Fenellan in a
manner to reassure his friend, as he intended. "You wouldn't
credit it for the Spring of the year, without the spotless
waistcoat?"
"Something of that, I suppose." And so saying, Mr. Radnor
entered the shop of his quest, to be complimented by the
shopkeeper, while the attendants climbed the ladder to upper
stages for white-waistcoat boxes, on his being the first bird of
the season; which it pleased him to hear; for the smallest of
our gratifications in life could give a happy tone to this
brightly-constituted gentleman.
THEY were known at the house of the turtle and the attractive
Old Veuve: a champagne of a sobered sweetness, of a great year,
a great age, counting up to the extremer maturity attained by
wines of stilly depths; and their worthy comrade, despite the
wanton sparkles, for the promoting of the state of reverential
wonderment in rapture, which an ancient wine will lead to, well
you wot. The silly girly sugary crudity has given way to
womanly suavity, matronly composure, with yet the sparkles;
they ascend; but hue and flavour tell of a soul that has come
to a lodgement there. It conducts the youthful man to temples
of dusky thought: philosophers partaking of it are drawn by the
arms of garlanded nymphs about their necks into the
fathomless of inquiries. It presents us with a sphere, for the
pursuit of the thing we covet most. It bubbles over
mellowness; it has, in the marriage with Time, extracted a
spice of individuality from the saccharine: by miracle, one
would say, were it not for our knowledge of the right noble
issue of Time when he and good things unite. There should be
somewhere legends of him and the wine-flask. There must be
meanings to that effect in the Mythology, awaiting unravelment.
For the subject opens to deeper than cellars, and is a tree with
vast ramifications of the roots and the spreading growth,
whereon half if not all the mythic Gods, Inferior and Superior,
Infernal and Celestial, might be shown sitting in concord,
performing in concert, harmoniously receiving sacrificial
offerings of the black or the white; and the black not
extinguishing the fairer fellow. Tell us of a certainty that
Time has embraced the wine-flask, then may it be asserted
(assuming the great year for the wine, i.e. combinations above)
that a speck of the white within us who drink will conquer, to
rise in main ascension over volumes of the black. It may, at a
greater venture, but confidently, be said in plain speech, that
the Bacchus of auspicious birth induces ever to the worship of
the loftier Deities.
Think as you will; forbear to come hauling up examples of
malarious men, in whom these pourings of the golden rays of
life breed fogs; and be moved, since you are scarcely under an
obligation to hunt the meaning, in tolerance of some
dithyrambic inebriety of narration (quiverings of the reverent
pen) when we find ourselves entering the circle of a most
magnetic polarity. Take it for not worse than accompanying
choric flourishes, in accord with Mr. Victor Radnor and Mr.
Simeon Fenellan at their sipping of the venerable wine.
Seated in a cosy corner, near the grey City window edged with
a sooty maze, they praised the wine, in the neuter and in the
feminine; that for the glass, this for the widow-branded bottle:
not as poets hymning; it was done in the City manner, briefly,
part pensively, like men travelling to the utmost bourne of
flying flavour (a dell in infinite æther), and still masters of
themselves and at home.
Such a wine, in its capturing permeation of us, insists on
being for a time a theme.
"I wonder!" said Mr. Radnor, completely restored, eyeing his
half-emptied second glass and his boon-fellow.
"Low!" Mr. Fenellan shook head.
"Half a dozen dozen left?"
"Nearer the half of that. And who's the culprit?"
"Old days! They won't let me have another dozen out of the
house now."
"They'll never hit on such another discovery in their cellar,
unless they unearth a fifth corner."
"I don't blame them for making the price prohibitive. And
sound as ever!"
Mr. Radnor watched the deliberate constant ascent of bubbles
through their rose-topaz transparency. He drank. That notion of
the dish of turtle was an inspiration of the right: he ought
always to know it for the want of replenishment when such a
man as he went quaking. His latest experiences of himself were
incredible; but they passed, as the dimples of the stream. He
finished his third glass. The bottle, like the cellar-wine, was
at ebb: unlike the cellar-wine, it could be set flowing again. He
prattled, in the happy ignorance of compulsion:
"Fenellan, remember, I had a sort of right to the wine--to
the best I could get; and this Old Veuve, more than any other,
is a bridal wine! We heard of Giulia Sanfredini's marriage to
come off with the Spanish Duke, and drank it to the toast of
our little Nesta's godmother. I've told you. We took the girl to
the Opera, when quite a little one--that high:--and I declare to
you, it was marvellous! Next morning after breakfast, she
plants herself in the middle of the room, and strikes her
attitude for song, and positively, almost with the Sanfredini's
voice--illusion of it, you know,--trills us out more than I
could have believed credible to be recollected--by a child. But
I've told you the story. We called her Fredi from that day. I
sent the diva, with excuses and compliments, a nuptial present
--necklace, Roman goldwork, locket-pendant, containing sunny
curl, and below a fine pearl; really pretty; telling her our
grounds for the liberty. She replied, accepting the responsible
office; touching letter--we found it so; framed in Fredi's room,
under her godmother's photograph. Fredi has another heroine
now, though she worships her old one still; she never abandons
her old ones. You've heard the story over and over!"
Mr. Fenellan nodded; he had a tenderness for the garrulity of
Old Veuve, and for the damsel. Chatter on that subject ran
pleasantly with their entertainment.
Mr. Radnor meanwhile scribbled, and despatched a strip of his
Note-book, bearing a scrawl of orders, to his office. He was now
fully himself, benevolent, combative, gay, alert for amusement
or the probing of schemes to the quick, weighing the good and
the bad in them with his fine touch on proportion.
"City dead flat? A monotonous key; but it's about the same
as fetching a breath after a run; only, true, it lasts too long--
not healthy! Skepsey will bring me my letters. I was down in
the country early this morning, looking over the house, with
Taplow, my architect; and he speaks fairly well of the
contractors. Yes, down at Lakelands, and saw my first lemon
butterfly in a dell of sunshine, out of the wind, and had half a
mind to catch it for Fredi,--and should have caught it myself,
if I had! The truth is, we three are country born and bred; we
pine in London. Good for a season; you know my old feeling.
They are to learn the secret of Lakelands to-morrow. It's great
fun; they think I don't see they've had their suspicion for some
time. You said--somebody said--`the eye of a needle for what
they let slip of their secrets, and the point of it for
penetrating yours:'--women. But no; my dear souls didn't prick
and bother. And they dealt with a man in armour. I carry them
down to Lakelands to-morrow, if the City's flat."
"Keeping a secret's the lid on a boiling pot with you," Mr.
Fenellan said; and he mused on the profoundness of the flavour
at his lips.
"I do it."
"You do: up to bursting at the breast."
"I keep it from Colney!"
"As Vesuvius keeps it from Palmieri when shaking him."
"Has old Colney an idea of it?"
"He has been foretelling an eruption of an edifice."
The laugh between them subsided to pensiveness.
Mr. Fenellan's delay in the delivery of his news was eloquent
to reveal the one hateful topic; and this being seen, it waxed
to such increase of size with the passing seconds, that prudence
called for it.
"Come!" said Mr. Radnor.
The appeal was understood.
"Nothing very particular. I came into the City to look at a
warehouse they want to mount double guard on. Your idea of the
fireman's night-patrol and wires has done wonders for the
office."
"I guarantee the City if all my directions are followed."
Mr. Fenellan's remark, that he had nothing very particular to
tell, reduced it to the mere touch upon a vexatious matter,
which one has to endure in the ears at times; but it may be
postponed. So Mr. Radnor encouraged him to talk of an Insurance
Office Investment. Where it is all bog and mist, as in the City
to-day, the maxim is, not to take a step, they agreed. Whether
it was attributable to an unconsumed glut of the markets, or
apprehensions of a panic, had to be considered. Both gentlemen
were angry with the Birds on the flags of foreign nations, which
would not imitate a sawdust Lion to couch reposefully.
Incessantly they scream and sharpen talons.
"They crack the City bubbles and bladders, at all events," Mr.
Fenellan said. "But if we let our journals go on making use of
them, in the shape of sham hawks overhead, we shall pay for
their one good day of the game with our loss of the covey. An
unstable London's no world's market-place."
"No, no; it's a niggardly national purse, not the journals,"
Mr. Radnor said. "The journals are trading engines. Panics are
grist to them; so are wars; but they do their duty in warning
the taxpayer and rousing Parliament. Dr. Schlesien's right: we
go on believing that our God Neptune will do everything for us,
and won't see that Steam has paralyzed his Trident:--good! You
and Colney are hard on Schlesien--or at him, I should say. He's
right: if we won't learn that we have become Continentals, we
shall be marched over. Laziness, cowardice, he says."
"Oh, be hanged!" interrupted Fenellan. "As much of the
former as you like. He's right about our `individualismus' being
another name for selfishness, and showing the usual deficiency
in external features; it's an individualism of all of a pattern,
as when a mob cuts its lucky, each fellow his own way. Well,
then, conscript them, and they'll be all of a better pattern.
The only thing to do, and the cheapest. By heaven! it's the only
honourable thing to do."
Mr. Radnor disapproved. "No conscription here."
"Not till you've got the drop of poison in your blood, in the
form of an army landed. That will teach you to catch at the
drug."
"No, Fenellan! Besides they've got to land. I guarantee a
trusty army and navy under a contract, at two-thirds of the
present cost. We'll start a National Defence Insurance Company
after the next panic."
"During," said Mr. Fenellan, and there was a flutter of
laughter at the unobtrusive hint for seizing Dame England in
the mood.
Both dropped a sigh.
"But you must try and run down with us to Lakelands to-
morrow," Mr. Radnor resumed on a cheerfuller theme. "You have
not yet seen all I've done there. And it's a castle with a
drawbridge: no exchanging of visits, as we did at Craye Farm and
at Creckholt; we are there for country air; we don't court
neighbours at all--perhaps the elect; it will depend on
Nataly's wishes. We can accommodate our Concert-set, and about
thirty or forty more, for as long as they like. You see, that
was my intention--to be independent of neighbouring society.
Madame Callet guarantees dinners or hot suppers for eighty--and
Armandine is the last person to be recklessly boasting.--When
was it I was thinking last of Armandine?" He asked himself
that, as he rubbed at the back of his head.
Mr. Fenellan was reading his friend's character by the light
of his remarks and in opposition to them, after the critical
fashion of intimates who know as well as hear: but it was
amiably and trippingly, on the dance of the wine in his veins.
His look, however, was one that reminded; and Mr. Radnor
cried: "Now! whatever it is!"
"I had an interview:--I assure you," Mr. Fenellan interposed
to pacify: "the smallest of trifles, and to be expected: I
thought you ought to know it:--an interview with her lawyer;
office business, increase of Insurance on one of her City
warehouses."
"Speak her name, speak the woman's name; we're talking like
a pair of conspirators," exclaimed Mr. Radnor.
"He informed me that Mrs. Burman has heard of the new
mansion."
"My place at Lakelands?"
Mr. Radnor's clear-water eyes hardened to stony as their
vision ran along the consequences of her having heard it.
"Earlier this time!" he added, thrummed on the table, and
thumped with knuckles. "I make my stand at Lakelands for good!
Nothing mortal moves me!"
"That butler of hers----"
"Jarniman, you mean: he's her butler, yes, the scoundrel--
h'm--pah! Heaven forgive me! she's an honest woman at least; I
wouldn't rob her of her little: fifty-nine or sixty next
September, fifteenth of the month! with the constitution of a
broken drug-bottle, poor soul! She hears everything from
Jarniman: he catches wind of everything. All foreseen,
Fenellan, foreseen. I have made my stand at Lakelands, and
there's my flag till it's hauled down over Victor Radnor.
London kills Nataly as well as Fredi--and me: that is--I can
use the words to you--I get back to primal innocence in the
country. We all three have the feeling. You're a man to
understand. My beasts, and the wild flowers, hedge-banks, and
stars. Fredi's poetess will tell you. Quiet waters reflecting. I
should feel it in Paris as well, though they have nightingales
in their Bois. It's the rustic I want to bathe me; and I had the
feeling at school, biting at Horace. Well, this is my Sabine
Farm, rather on a larger scale, for the sake of friends. Come,
and pure air, water from the springs, walks and rides in lanes,
high sand-lanes; Nataly loves them; Fredi worships the old
roots of trees: she calls them the faces of those weedy sandy
lanes. And the two dear souls on their own estate, Fenellan!
And their poultry, cows, cream. And a certain influence one has
in the country socially. I make my stand on a home--not empty
punctilio."
Mr. Fenellan repeated, in a pause, "Punctilio," and not
emphatically.
"Don't bawl the word," said Mr. Radnor, at the drum of whose
ears it rang and sang. "Here in the City the woman's harmless;
and here," he struck his breast. "But she can shoot and hit
another through me. Ah, the witch!--poor wretch! poor soul!
Only, she's malignant. I could swear! But Colney's right for
once in something he says about oaths--`dropping empty
buckets,' or something."
"`Empty buckets to haul up impotent demons, whom we have
to pay as heavily as the ready devil himself,'" Mr. Fenellan
supplied the phrase. "Only, the moment old Colney moralizes,
he's what the critics call sententious. We've all a parlous lot
too much pulpit in us."
"Come, Fenellan, I don't think . . ."
"Oh yes, but it's true of me too."
"You reserve it for your enemies."
"I'd like to distract it a bit from the biggest of 'em." He
pointed finger at the region of the heart.
"Here we have Skepsey," said Mr. Radnor, observing the rapid
approach of a lean small figure, that in about the time of a
straight-aimed javelin's cast, shot from the doorway to the
THIS little dart of a man came to a stop at a respectful
distance from his master, having the look of an arrested needle
in mechanism. His lean slip of face was an illumination of
vivacious grey from the quickest of prominent large eyes. He
placed his master's letters legibly on the table, and fell to
his posture of attention, alert on stiff legs, the hands like
sucking-cubs at play with one another.
Skepsey waited for Mr. Fenellan to notice him.
"How about the Schools for Boxing?" that gentleman said.
Deploring in motion the announcement he had to make,
Skepsey replied: "I have a difficulty in getting the plan treated
seriously:--a person of no station:--it does not appear of
national importance. Ladies are against. They decline their
signatures; and ladies have great influence; because of the
blood; which we know is very slight, rather healthy than not;
and it could be proved for the advantage of the frailer sex.
They seem to be unaware of their own interests--ladies. The
contention all around us is with ignorance. My plan is written;
I have shown it, and signatures of gentlemen, to many of our
City notables--favourable in most cases: gentlemen of the
Stock Exchange highly. The clergy and the medical profession
are quite with me."
"The surgical, perhaps you mean?"
"Also, sir. The clergy strongly."
"On the grounds of--what, Skepsey?"
"Morality. I have fully explained to them:--after his work at
the desk all day, the young City clerk wants refreshment. He
needs it, must have it. I propose to catch him on his way to
his music-halls and other places, and take him to one of our
establishments. A short term of instruction, and he would find
a pleasure in the gloves; it would delight him more than
excesses--beer and tobacco. The female in her right place,
certainly." Skepsey supplicated honest interpretation of his
hearer, and pursued: "It would improve his physical strength, at
the same time add to his sense of personal dignity."
"Would you teach females as well--to divert them from their
frivolities?"
"That would have to be thought over, sir. It would be better
for them than using their nails."
"I don't know, Skepsey: I'm rather a Conservative there."
"Yes; with regard to the female, sir: I confess, my scheme
does not include them. They dance; that is a healthy exercise.
One has only to say, that it does not add to the national force,
in case of emergency. I look to that. And I am particular in
proposing an exercise independent of--I have to say--sex. Not
that there is harm in sex. But we are for training. I hope my
meaning is clear?"
"Quite. You would have boxing with the gloves to be a kind of
monastic recreation."
"Recreation is the word, sir; I have often admired it," said
Skepsey, blinking, unsure of the signification of monastic.
"I was a bit of a boxer once," Mr. Fenellan said, conscious of
height and breadth in measuring the wisp of a figure before
him.
"Something might be done with you still, sir."
Skepsey paid him the encomium after a respectful summary
of his gifts in a glimpse. Mr. Fenellan bowed to him.
Mr. Radnor raised head from the notes he was pencilling upon
letters perused.
"Skepsey's craze: regeneration of the English race by boxing
--nucleus of a national army?"
"To face an enemy at close quarters--it teaches that, sir. I
have always been of opinion that courage may be taught. I do
not say heroism. And setting aside for a moment thoughts of an
army, we create more valuable citizens. Protection to the weak
in streets and by-places:--shocking examples of ruffians
maltreating women, in view of a crowd."
"One strong man is an overmatch for your mob," said Mr.
Fenellan.
Skepsey toned his assent to the diminishing thinness where a
suspicion of the negative begins to wind upon a distant horn.
"Knowing his own intentions; and before an ignorant mob:
--strong, you say, sir? I venture my word that a decent lad, with
science, would beat him. It is a question of the study and
practice of first principles."
"If you were to see a rascal giant mishandling a woman?"
Skepsey conjured the scene by bending his head and peering
abstractedly, as if over spectacles.
"I would beg him to abstain, for his own sake."
Mr. Fenellan knew that the little fellow was not boasting.
"My brother Dartrey had a lesson or two from you in the
first principles, I think?"
"Captain Dartrey is an athlete, sir: exceedingly quick and
clever; a hard boxer to beat."
"You will not call him captain when you see him; he has
dismissed the army."
"I much regret it, sir, much, that we have lost him. Captain
Dartrey Fenellan was a beautiful fencer. He gave me some
instruction; unhappily, I have to acknowledge, too late. It is a
beautiful art. Captain Dartrey says, the French excel at it. But
it asks for a weapon, which nature has not given: whereas the
fists . . ."
"So," Mr. Radnor handed notes and papers to Skepsey: "No sign
of life?"
"It is not yet seen in the City, sir."
"The first principles of commercial activity have retreated
to earth's maziest penetralia, where no tides are!--is it not
so, Skepsey?" said Mr. Fenellan, whose initiative and exuberance
in loquency had been restrained by a slight oppression, known
to guests; especially to the guest in the earlier process of his
magnification and illumination by virtue of a grand old wine;
and also when the news he has to communicate may be a stir to
unpleasant heaps. The shining lips and eyes of his florid face
now proclaimed speech, with his Puckish fancy jack-o'-
lanterning over it. "Business hangs to swing at every City door,
like a rag-shop Doll, on the gallows of overproduction. Stocks
and Shares are hollow nuts not a squirrel of the lot would stop
to crack for sight of the milky kernel mouldered to beard.
Percentage, like a cabman without a fare, has gone to sleep
inside his vehicle. Dividend may just be seen by tiptoe stock-
holders, twinkling heels over the far horizon. Too true!--and
our merchants, brokers, bankers, projectors of Companies,
parade our City to remind us of the poor steamed fellows
trooping out of the burst boiler-room of the big ship
Leviathan, in old years; a shade or two paler than the crowd o'
the passengers, apparently alive and conversible, but corpses,
all of them to lie their length in fifteen minutes."
"And you, Fenellan?" cried his host, inspired for a second
bottle by the lovely nonsense of a voluble friend wound up to
the mark.
"Doctor of the ship! with this prescription!" Mr. Fenellan
held up his glass.
"Empty?"
Mr. Fenellan made it completely so. "Confident!" he
affirmed.
An order was tossed to the waiter, and both gentlemen
screwed their lips in relish of his heavy consent to score off
another bottle from the narrow list.
"At the office in forty minutes," Skepsey's master nodded to
him and shot him forth, calling him back: "By the way, in case
a man named Jarniman should ask to see me, you turn him to
the rightabout."
Skepsey repeated: "Jarniman!" and flew.
"A good servant," Mr. Radnor said. "Few of us think of our
country so much, whatever may be said of the specific he offers.
Colney has impressed him somehow immensely: he, studies to
write too; pushes to improve himself; altogether a worthy
creature."
The second bottle appeared. The waiter, in sincerity a
reluctant executioner, heightened his part for the edification
of the admiring couple.
"Take heart, Benjamin," said Mr. Fenellan; "it's only the
bottle dies; and we are the angels above to receive the spirit."
"I'm thinking of the house," Benjamin replied. He told them
that again.
"It's the loss of the fame of having the wine, that he
mourns. But, Benjamin," said Mr. Fenellan, "the fame enters
into the partakers of it, and we spread it, and perpetuate it for
you."
"That don't keep a house upright," returned Benjamin.
Mr. Fenellan murmured to himself: "True enough, it's elegy,
though we perform it through a trumpet; and there's not a
doubt of our being down or having knocked the world down, if
we're loudly praised."
Benjamin waited to hear approval sounded on the lips:
uncertain as a woman is a wine of ticklish age. The gentlemen
nodded, and he retired.
A second bottle, just as good as the first, should, one
thoughtlessly supposes, procure us a similar reposeful and
excursive enjoyment, as of men lying on their backs and flying
imagination like a kite. The effect was quite other. Mr. Radnor
drank hastily and spoke with heat: "You told me all? tell me
that!"
Mr. Fenellan gathered himself together; he sipped, and
relaxed his bracing. But there really was a bit more to tell:
not much, was it? Not likely to pull a gale on the voluptuous
indolence of a man drawn along by Nereïds over sunny sea-waves
to behold the birth of the Foam-Goddess? "According to Carling,
her lawyer; that is, he hints she meditates a blow."
"Mrs. Burman means to strike a blow?"
"The lady."
"Does he think I fear any--does he mean a blow with a
weapon? Is it a legal . . . ? At last? Fenellan!"
"So I fancied I understood."
"But can the good woman dream of that as a blow to strike
and hurt, for a punishment?--that's her one aim."
"She may have her hallucinations."
"But a blow--what a word for it! But it's life to us! life!
It's the blow we've prayed for. Why, you know it! Let her strike,
we bless her. We've never had an ill feeling to the woman;
utterly the contrary--pity, pity, pity! Let her do that, we're at
her feet, my Nataly and I. If you knew what my poor girl
suffers! She's a saint at the stake. Chiefly on behalf of her
family. Fenellan, you may have a sort of guess at my fortune:
I'll own to luck; I put in a claim to courage and
calculation . . ."
"You've been a bulwark to your friends."
"All, Fenellan, all--stocks, shares, mines, companies,
industries at home and abroad--all, at a sweep, to have the
woman strike that blow! Cheerfully would I begin to build a
fortune over again--singing! Ha! the woman has threatened it
before. It's probably feline play with us."
His chin took support, he frowned.
"You may have touched her."
"She won't be touched, and she won't be driven. What's the
secret of her? I can't guess, I never could. She's a riddle."
"Riddles with wigs and false teeth have to be taken and
shaken for the ardently sought secret to reveal itself," said Mr.
Fenellan.
His picture, with the skeleton issue of any shaking, smote Mr.
Radnor's eyes, they turned over. "Oh!--her charms! She had a
desperate belief in her beauty. The woman's undoubtedly
charitable; she's not without a mind--sort of mind: well, it
shows no crack till it's put to use. Heart! yes, against me she
has plenty of it. They say she used to be courted; she talked of
it: `my courtiers, Mr. Victor!' There, heaven forgive me, I
wouldn't mock at her to another."
"It looks as if she were only inexorably human," said Mr.
Fenellan, crushing a delicious gulp of the wine, that foamed
along the channel to flavour. "We read of the tester of a
bandit-bed; and it flattened unwary recumbents to pancakes. An
escape from the like of that seems pleadable, should be: none
but the drowsy would fail to jump out and run, or the insane."
Mr. Radnor was taken with the illustration of his case. "For
the sake of my sanity, it was! to preserve my . . . but any word
makes nonsense of it. Could--I must ask you--could any sane
man--you were abroad in those days, horrible days! and never
met her: I say, could you consent to be tied--I admit the vow,
ceremony, so forth--tied to--I was barely twenty-one: I put it
to you, Fenellan, was it in reason an engagement--which is, I
take it, a mutual plight of faith, in good faith; that is, with
capacity on both sides to keep the engagement: between the man
you know I was in youth and a more than middle-aged woman
crazy up to the edge of the cliff--as Colney says half the world
is, and she positively is when her spite is roused. No, Fenellan,
I have nothing on my conscience with regard to the woman. She
had wealth: I left her not one penny the worse for--but she was
not one to reckon it, I own. She could be generous, was, with
her money. If she had struck this blow--I know she thought of
it: or if she would strike it now, I could not only forgive her,
I could beg forgiveness."
A sight of that extremity fetched prickles to his forehead.
"You've borne your part bravely, my friend."
"I!" Mr. Radnor shrugged at mention of his personal burdens.
"Praise my Nataly if you like! Made for one another, if ever two
in this world! You know us both, and do you doubt it? The sin
would have been for us two to meet and--but enough when I say,
that I am she, she me, till death and beyond it: that's my firm
faith. Nataly teaches me the religion of life, and you may learn
what that is when you fall in love with a woman. Eighteen--
nineteen--twenty years!"
Tears fell from him, two drops. He blinked, bugled in his
throat, eyed his watch, and smiled: "The finishing glass! We
should have had to put Colney to bed. Few men stand their wine.
You and I are not lamed by it; we can drink and do business: my
first experience in the City was, that the power to drink--
keeping a sound head--conduces to the doing of business."
"It's a pleasant way of instructing men to submit to their
conqueror."
"If it doubles the energies, mind."
"Not if it fiddles inside. I confess to that effect upon me.
I've a waltz going on, like the snake with the tail in his
mouth, eternal; and it won't allow of a thought upon
Investments."
"Consult me to-morrow," said Mr. Radnor, somewhat pained for
having inconsiderately misled the man he had hitherto
helpfully guided. "You've looked at the warehouse?"
"That's performed."
"Make a practice of getting over as much of your business in
the early morning as you well can."
Mr. Radnor added hints of advice to a frail humanity: he was
indulgent, the giant spoke in good fellowship. It would have
been to have strained his meaning, for purposes of sarcasm
upon him, if one had taken him to boast of a personal
exemption from our common weakness.
He stopped, and laughed: "Now I'm pumping my pulpit--eh?
You come with us to Lakelands. I drive the ladies down to my
office, ten a.m.: if it's fine; train half-past. We take a basket.
By the way, I had no letter from Dartrey last mail."
"He has buried his wife. It happens to some men."
Mr. Radnor stood gazing. He asked for the name of the place
of the burial. He heard without seizing it. A simulacrum
spectre-spark of hopefulness shot up in his imagination, glowed
and quivered, darkening at the utterance of the Dutch syllables,
leaving a tinge of witless envy. Dartrey Fenellan had buried the
wife whose behaviour vexed and dishonoured him: and it was in
Africa! One would have to go to Africa to be free of the
galling. But Dartrey had gone, and he was free!--The strange
faint freaks of our sensations when struck to leap and throw off
their load after a long affliction, play these disorderly pranks
on the brain; and they are faint, but they come in numbers,
they are recurring, always in ambush. We do not speak of them:
we have not words to stamp the indefinite things; generally we
should leave them unspoken if we had the words; we know them
as out of reason: they haunt us, pluck at us, fret us,
nevertheless.
Dartrey free, he was relieved of the murderous drama
incessantly in the mind of shackled men.
It seemed like one of the miracles of a divine intervention,
that Dartrey should be free, suddenly free; and free while still
a youngish man. He was in himself a wonderful fellow, the pick
of his country for vigour, gallantry, trustiness, high-
mindedness; his heavenly good fortune decked him as a prodigy.
"No harm to the head from that fall of yours?" Mr. Fenellan
said.
"None." Mr. Radnor withdrew his hand from head to hat,
clapped it on and cried cheerily: "Now to business;" as men
may, who have confidence in their ability to concentrate an
instant attention upon the substantial. "You dine with us. The
usual Quartet: Peridon, Pempton, Colney, Yatt, or Catkin:
Priscilla Graves and Nataly: the Rev. Septimus; Cormyn and his
wife: young Dudley Sowerby and I--flutes: he has precision, as
naughty Fredi said, when some one spoke of expression. In the
course of the evening, Lady Grace, perhaps: you like her."
"Human nature in the upper circle is particularly likeable."
"Fenellan," said Mr. Radnor, emboldened to judge hopefully of
his fortunes by mere pressure of the thought of Dartrey's, "I
put it to you: would you say, that there is anything this time
behind your friend Carling's report?"
Although it had not been phrased as a report, Mr. Fenellan's
answering look and gesture, and a run of indiscriminate words,
enrolled it in that form, greatly to the inspiriting of Mr.
Radnor.
Old Veuve in one, to the soul of Old Veuve in the other, they
recalled a past day or two, touched the skies; and merriment or
happiness in the times behind them held a mirror to the
present: or the hour of the reverse of happiness worked the
same effect by contrast: so that notions of the singular
election of us by Dame Fortune, sprang like vinous bubbles. For
it is written that, however powerful you be, you shall not take
the Winegod on board to entertain him as a simple passenger;
and you may captain your vessel, you may pilot it, and keep to
your reckonings, and steer for all the ports you have a mind to,
even to doing profitable exchange with Armenian and Jew, and
still you shall do the something more, which proves that the
Winegod is on board: he is the pilot of your blood if not the
captain of your thoughts.
Mr. Fenellan was unused to the copious outpouring of Victor
Radnor's confidences upon his domestic affairs; and the
unwonted excitement of Victor's manner of speech would have
perplexed him, had there not been such a fiddling of the waltz
inside him.
Payment for the turtle and the bottles of Old Veuve was
performed apart with Benjamin, while Simeon Fenellan strolled
out of the house, questioning a tumbled mind as to what
description of suitable entertainment, which would be dancing
and flirting and fal-lallery in the season of youth, London City
could provide near meridian hours for a man of middle age
carrying his bottle of champagne, like a guest of an old-
fashioned wedding-breakfast. For although he could stand his
wine as well as his friend, his friend's potent capacity
martially after the feast to buckle to business at a sign of the
clock, was beyond him. It pointed to one of the embodied
elements, hot from Nature's workshop. It told of the endurance
of powers, that partly explained the successful, astonishing
career of his friend among a people making urgent, if unequal,
demands perpetually upon stomach and head.
IN that nationally interesting Poem, or Dramatic Satire, once
famous, THE RAJAH IN LONDON (London, Limbo and Sons, 1889), now
obliterated under the long wash of Press-matter, the reflection
--not unknown to philosophical observers, and natural perhaps
in the mind of an Oriental Prince--produced by his observation
of the march of London citizens Eastward at morn, Westward at
eve, attributes their practice to a survival of the Zoroastrian
form of worship. His Minister, favourable to the people or for
the sake of fostering an idea in his Master's head, remarks,
that they show more than the fidelity of the sunflower to her
God. The Rajah, it would appear, frowns interrogatively, in the
princely fashion, accusing him of obscureness of speech:
--princes and the louder members of the grey public are
fraternally instant to spurn at the whip of that which they do
not immediately comprehend. It is explained by the Minister:
not even the flower, he says, would hold constant, as they, to
the constantly unseen--a trebly cataphractic Invisible. The
Rajah professes curiosity to know how it is that the singular
people nourish their loyalty, since they cannot attest to the
continued being of the object in which they put their faith. He
is informed by his prostrate servant of a settled habit they
have of diligently seeking their Divinity, hidden above, below;
and of copiously taking inside them doses of what is denied to
their external vision: thus they fortify credence chemically on
an abundance of meats and liquors; fire they eat, and they drink
fire; they become consequently instinct with fire. Necessarily
therefore they believe in fire. Believing, they worship.
Worshipping, they march Eastward at morn, Westward at eve. For
that way lies the key, this way the cupboard, of the supplies,
their fuel.
According to Stage directions, THE RAJAH AND HIS MINISTER
Enter a Gin-Palace. It is to witness a service that they have
learnt to appreciate as Anglicanly religious.
On the step of the return to their Indian clime, they speak
of the hatted sect, which is most, or most commercially,
succoured and fattened by our rule there: they wave adieu to the
conquering Islanders, as to "Parsees beneath a cloud."
The two are seen last on the deck of the vessel, in perusal of
a medical pamphlet composed of statistics and sketches,
traceries, horrid blots, diagrams with numbers referring to
notes, of the various maladies caused by the prolonged
prosecution of that form of worship.
"But can they suffer so and live?" exclaims the Rajah, vexed
by the physical sympathetic twinges which set him wincing.
"Science," his Minister answers, "took them up where Nature,
in pity of their martyrdom, dropped them. They do not live;
they are engines, insensible things of repairs and patches;
insteamed to pursue their infuriate course, to the one end of
exhausting supplies for the renewing of them, on peril of an
instant suspension if they deviate a step or stop: nor do they."
The Rajah is of opinion, that he sails home with the key of
the riddle of their power to vanquish. In some apparent
allusion to an Indian story of a married couple who
successfully made their way, he accounts for their solid and
resistless advance, resembling that of--
The doubly-wedded man and wife,
Pledged to each other and against the world
With mutual union.
One would like to think of the lengthened tide-flux of
pedestrian citizens facing South-westward, as being drawn by
devout attraction to our nourishing luminary: at the hour,
mark, when the Norland cloud-king, after a day of wild invasion,
sits him on his restful bank of blueish smack-o'-cheek red
above Whitechapel, to spy where his last puff of icy javelins
pierces and dismembers the vapoury masses in cluster about the
circle of flame descending upon the greatest and most elevated
of Admirals at the head of the Strand, with illumination of
smoke-plumed chimneys, house-roofs, window-panes, weather-
vanes, monument and pedimental monsters, and omnibus-
umbrella. One would fain believe that they advance admiring;
they are assuredly made handsome by the beams. No longer mere
concurrent atoms of the furnace of business (from coal-dust to
sparks, rushing, as it were, on respiratory blasts of an
enormous engine's centripetal and centrifugal energy), their
step is leisurely to meet the rosy Dinner, which is ever at see-
saw with the God of Light in his fall; the mask of the noble
human visage upon them is not roughened, as at midday, by
those knotted hard ridges of the scrambler's hand seen from
forehead down to jaw; when indeed they have all the appearance
of sour scientific productions. And unhappily for the national
portrait, in the Poem quoted, the Rajah's Minister chose an
hour between morning and meridian, or at least before an
astonished luncheon had come to composure inside their
persons, for drawing his Master's attention to the quaint
similarity of feature in the units of the busy antish
congregates they had travelled so far to visit and to study:
These Britons wear
The driven and perplexèd look of men
Begotten hastily 'twixt business hours.
It could not have been late afternoon.
These Orientals should have seen them, with Victor Radnor
among them, fronting the smoky splendours of the sunset. In
April, the month of piled and hurried cloud, it is a Rape of the
Sabines overhead from all quarters, either one of the winds
brawnily larcenous; and London, smoking royally to the open
skies, builds images of a dusty epic fray for possession of the
portly dames. There is immensity, swinging motion, collision,
dusky richness of colouring, to the sight; and to the mind idea.
London presents it. If we can allow ourselves a moment for not
inquiring scrupulously (you will do it by inhaling the aroma of
the ripe kitchen hour), here is a noble harmony of heaven and
the earth of the works of man, speaking a grander tongue than
barren sea or wood or wilderness. Just a moment; it goes; as,
when a well-attuned barrel-organ in a street has drawn us to
recollections of the Opera or Italy, another harshly crashes,
and the postman knocks at doors, and perchance a costermonger
cries his mash of fruit, a beggarwoman wails her hymn. For the
pinched are here, the dinnerless, the weedy, the gutter-growths,
the forces repressing them. That grand tongue of the giant City
inspires none human to Bardic eulogy while we let those
discords be. An embittered Muse of Reason prompts her victims
to the composition of the adulatory Essay and of the Leading
Article, that she may satiate an angry irony upon those who pay
fee for their filling with the stuff. Song of praise she does not
permit. A moment of satisfaction in a striking picture is
accorded, and no more. For this London, this England, Europe,
world, but especially this London, is rather a thing for
hospital operations than for poetic rhapsody; in aspect, too,
streaked scarlet and pock-pitted under the most cumbrous of
jewelled tiaras; a Titanic work of long-tolerated pygmies; of
whom the leaders, until sorely discomforted in body and
doubtful in soul, will give gold and labour, will impose
restrictions upon activity, to maintain a conservatism of
diseases. Mind is absent, or somewhere so low down beneath
material accumulations that it is inexpressive, powerless to
drive the ponderous bulk to such excisings, purgings, purifyings
as might--as may, we will suppose, render it acceptable, for a
theme of panegyric, to the Muse of Reason; ultimately, with her
consent, to the Spirit of Song.
But first there must be the cleansing. When Night has fallen
upon London, the Rajah remarks:
Monogamic Societies present
A decent visage and a hideous rear.
His Minister (satirically, or in sympathetic Conservatism)
would have them not to move on, that they may preserve among
beholders the impression of their handsome frontage. Night,
however, will come; and they, adoring the decent face, are moved
on, made to expose what the Rajah sees. Behind his
courteousness, he is an antagonistic observer of his conquerors;
he pushes his questions farther than the need for them; his
Minister the same; apparently to retain the discountenanced
people in their state of exposure. Up to the time of the
explanation of the puzzle on board the departing vessel (on the
road to Windsor, at the Premier's reception, in the cell of the
Police, in the presence of the Magistrate--whose crack of a
totally inverse decision upon their case, when he becomes
acquainted with the titles and station of these imputedly
peccant, refreshes them), they hold debates over the mysterious
contrarieties of a people professing in one street what they
confound in the next, and practising by day a demureness that
yells with the cat of the tiles at night.
Granting all that, it being a transient novelist's business to
please the light-winged hosts which live for the hour, and give
him his only chance of half of it, let him identify himself
with them, in keeping to the quadrille on the surface and
shirking the disagreeable.
Clouds of high colour above London City are as the light of
the Goddess to lift the angry heroic head over human. They
gloriously transfigure. A Murillo beggar is not more precious
than sight of London in any of the streets admitting coloured
cloud-scenes; the cunning of the sun's hand so speaks to us. And
if haply down an alley some olive mechanic of street-organs
has quickened little children's legs to rhythmic footing, they
strike on thoughts braver than pastoral. Victor Radnor, lover
of the country though he was, would have been the first to say
it. He would indeed have said it too emphatically. Open London
as a theme, to a citizen of London ardent for the clear air out
of it, you have roused an orator; you have certainly fired a
magazine, and must listen to his reminiscences of one of its
paragraphs or pages.
The figures of the hurtled fair ones in sky were wreathing
Nelson's cocked hat when Victor, distinguishably bright-faced
amid a crowd of the irradiated, emerged from the tideway to
cross the square, having thoughts upon Art, which were due
rather to the suggestive proximity of the National Gallery than
to the Flemish mouldings of cloud-forms under Venetian
brushes. His purchases of pictures had been his unhappiest
ventures. He had relied and reposed on the dicta of newspaper
critics; who are sometimes unanimous, and are then taken for
guides, and are fatal. He was led to the conclusion that our
modern-lauded pictures do not ripen. They have a chance of it,
if abused. But who thinks of buying the abused? Exalted by the
critics, they have, during the days of Exhibition, a glow, a
significance or a fun, abandoning them where examination is
close and constant, and the critic's trumpet-note dispersed to
the thinness of the fee for his blowing. As to foreign pictures,
classic pictures, Victor had known his purse to leap for a
Raphael with a history in stages of descent from the Master,
and critics to swarm: a Raphael of the dealers, exposed to be
condemned by the critics, universally derided. A real Raphael in
your house is aristocracy to the roof-tree. But the wealthy
trader will reach to title before he may hope to get the real
Raphael or a Titian. Yet he is the one who would, it may be,
after enjoyment of his prize, bequeath it to the nation:
--PRESENTED TO THE NATION BY VICTOR MONTGOMERY RADNOR.
There stood the letters in gilt; and he had a thrill of his
generosity; for few were the generous acts he could not
perform; and if an object haunted the deed, it came of his
trader's habit of mind.
He revelled in benevolent projects of gifts to the nation,
which would coat a sensitive name. Say, an ornamental City
Square, flowers, fountains, afternoon bands of music:
comfortable seats in it, and a shelter, and a ready supply of
good cheap coffee or tea. Tobacco? why not rolls of honest
tobacco! nothing so much soothes the labourer. A volume of
plans for the benefit of London smoked out of each ascending
pile in his brain. London is at night a moaning outcast round
the policeman's legs. What of an all-night-long, cosy, brightly-
lighted, odoriferous coffee-saloon for rich or poor, on the
model of the hospitable Paduan? Owner of a penny, no soul
among us shall be rightly an outcast. . . .
Dreams of this kind are taken at times by wealthy people as
a cordial at the bar of benevolent intentions. But Victor was
not the man to steal his refreshments in that known style. He
meant to make deeds of them, as far as he could, considering
their immense extension; and except for the sensitive social
name, he was of single-minded purpose.
Turning to the steps of a chemist's shop to get a
prescription made up for his Nataly's doctoring of her
domestics, he was arrested by a rap on his elbow; and no one
was near; and there could not be a doubt of the blow--a sharp
hard stroke, sparing the funny-bone, but ringing. His head, at
the punctilio bump, throbbed responsively: owing to which or
indifference to the prescription, as of no instant requirement,
he pursued his course, resembling mentally the wanderer along
a misty beach, who bears cannon across the waters.
He certainly had felt it. He remembered the shock: he could
not remember much of pain. How about intimations? His asking
caused a smile.
Very soon the riddle answered itself. He had come into view
of the diminutive marble cavalier of the infantile cerebellum:
recollecting a couplet from the pen of the disrespectful
Satirist Peter, he thought of a fall: his head and his elbow
responded simultaneously to the thought.
All was explained save his consequent rightabout from the
chemist's shop: and that belongs to the minor involutions of
circumstances and the will. It passed like a river's wrinkle. He
read the placards of the Opera, reminding himself of the day
when it was the single Opera-house; and now we have two--or
three. We have also a distracting couple of Clowns and
Pantaloons in our Pantomimes: though Colney says that the
multiplication of the pantaloon is a distinct advance to
representative truth--and bother Colney! Two Columbines also.
We forbear to speak of men, but where is the boy who can set
his young heart upon two Columbines at once! Victor felt the
boy within him cold to both: and in his youth he had doated on
the solitary twirling spangled lovely Fairy. The tale of a
delicate lady dancer leaping as the kernel out of a nut from the
arms of Harlequin to the legalized embrace of a wealthy brewer,
and thenceforth living, by repute, with unagitated legs, as holy
a matron, despite her starry past, as any to be shown in a
country breeding the like abundantly, had always delighted him.
It seemed a reconcilement of opposing stations, a defeat of
Puritanism. Ay, and poor women!--women in the worser plight
under the Puritan's eye. They may be erring and good: yes,
finding the man to lift them the one step up! Read the history
of the error. But presently we shall teach the Puritan to act by
the standards of his religion. All is coming right--must come
right. Colney shall be confounded.
Hereupon Victor hopped on to Fenellan's hint regarding the
designs of "Mrs. Burman."
His Nataly might have to go through a short sharp term of
Scorching--Godiva to the gossips.
She would come out of it glorified. She would be reconciled
with her family. With her story of her devotion to the man
loving her, the world would know her for the heroine she was: a
born lady, in appearance and manner an empress among women.
It was a story to be pleaded in any court, before the sternest
public. Mrs. Burman had thrown her into temptation's way. It
was a story to touch the heart, as none other ever written. Not
over all the earth was there a woman equalling his Nataly!
And their Nesta would have a dowry to make princesses
envious--she would inherit . . . he ran up an arithmetical
column, down to a line of figures in addition, during three
paces of his feet. Dartrey Fenellan had said of little Nesta
once, that she had a nature pure and sparkling as mid-sea foam.
Happy he who wins her! But she was one of the young women who
are easily pleased and hardly enthralled. Her father strained
his mind for the shape of the man to accomplish the feat.
Whether she had an ideal of a youth in her feminine head, was
beyond his guessing. She was not the damsel to weave a fairy
waistcoat for the identical prince, and try it upon all comers
to discover him: as is done by some; excusably, if we would be
just. Nesta was of the elect, for whom excuses have not to be
made. She would probably like a flute-player best; because her
father played the flute, and she loved him--laughably a little
maiden's reason! Her father laughed at her.
Along the street of Clubs, where a bruised fancy may see
black balls raining, the narrow way between ducal mansions
offers prospect of the sweep of greensward, all but touching up
to the sunset to draw it to the dance.
Formerly, in his very early youth, he clasped a dream of
gaining way to an alliance with one of these great surrounding
houses; and he had a passion for the acquisition of money as a
means. And it has to be confessed, he had sacrificed in youth, a
slice of his youth, to gain it without labour--usually a costly
purchase. It had ended disastrously: or say, a running of the
engine off the rails, and a speedy re-establishment of traffic.
Could it be a loss, that had led to the winning of his Nataly?
Can we really loathe the first of the steps when the one in due
sequence, cousin to it, is a blessedness? If we have been righted
to health by a medical draught, we are bound to be respectful
to our drug. And so we are, in spite of Nature's wry face and
shiver at a mention of what we went through during those days,
those horrible days:--hide them!
The smothering of them from sight set them sounding: he
had to listen. Colney Durance accused him of entering into
bonds with somebody's grandmother for the simple sake of
browsing on her thousands: a picture of himself too abhorrent
to Victor to permit of any sort of acceptance. Consequently he
struck away to the other extreme of those who have a choice in
mixed motives: he protested that compassion had been the
cause of it. Looking at the circumstance now, he could see,
allowing for human frailty--perhaps a wish to join the ranks of
the wealthy--compassion for the woman as the principal
motive. How often had she not in those old days praised his
generosity for allying his golden youth to her withered age--
Mrs. Burman's very words! And she was a generous woman--or had
been: she was generous in saying that. Well, and she was
generous in having a well-born well-bred beautiful young
creature like Nataly for her companion, when it was a case of
need for the dear girl; and compassionately insisting, against
remonstrances:--they were spoken by him, though they were but
partial. How, then, had she become--at least, how was it that
she could continue to behave as the vindictive Fury who
persecuted remorselessly, would give no peace, poisoned the
wells round every place where he and his dear one pitched their
tent!
But at last she had come to charity, as he. could well
believe. Not too late! Victor's feeling of gratitude to Mrs.
Burman assured him it was genuine because of his genuine
conviction, that she had determined to end her
incomprehensibly lengthened days in reconcilement with him:
and he had always been ready to "forget and forgive." A truly
beautiful old phrase! It thrilled one of the most susceptible
of men.
His well-kept secret of the spacious country-house danced
him behind a sober demeanour from one park to another; and
along beside the drive to view of his town-house--unbeloved of
the inhabitants, although by acknowledgment it had, as Fredi
funnily drawled, to express her sense of justice in depreciation,
"good accommodation." Nataly was at home, he was sure. Time to
be dressing: sun sets at six-forty, he said, and glanced at the
stained West, with an accompanying vision of outspread
primroses flooding banks of shadowy fields near Lakelands.
He crossed the road and rang.
Upon the opening of the door, there was a cascade of muslin
downstairs. His darling Fredi stood out of it, a dramatic
"IL segreto!" the girl cried commandingly, with a forefinger at
his breast.
He crossed arms, toning in similar recitative, with anguish,
"Dove volare!"
They joined in half a dozen bars of operatic duet.
She flew to him, embraced and kissed.
"I must have it, my papa! unlock. I've been spying the bird
on its hedgerow nest so long! And this morning, my own dear
cunning papa, weren't you as bare as winter twigs? `To-morrow
perhaps we will have a day in the country.' To go and see the
nest? Only, please, not a big one. A real nest; where mama and
I can wear dairymaid's hat and apron all day--the style you
like; and strike roots. We've been torn away two or three
times: twice, I know."
"Fixed, this time; nothing shall tear us up," said her father,
moving on to the stairs, with an arm about her.
"So, it is? . . ."
"She's amazed at her cleverness!"
"A nest for three?"
"We must have a friend or two."
"And pretty country?"
"Trust her papa for that."
"Nice for walking and running over fields? No rich people?"
"How escape that rabble in England! as Colney says. It's a
place for being quite independent of neighbours, free as air."
"Oh! bravo!"
"And Fredi will have her horse, and mama her pony-carriage;
and Fredi can have a swim every Summer morning."
"A swim?" Her note was dubious. "A river?"
"A good long stretch--fairish, fairish. Bit of a lake;
bathing-shed; the Naïad's bower: pretty water to see."
"Ah. And has the house a name?"
"Lakelands. I like the name."
"Papa gave it the name!"
"There's nothing he can conceal from his girl. Only now and
then a little surprise."
"And his girl is off her head with astonishment. But tell me,
who has been sharing the secret with you?"
"Fredi strikes home! And it is true, you dear; I must have a
confidant: Simeon Fenellan."
"Not Mr. Durance?"
He shook out a positive negative. "I leave Colney to his
guesses. He'd have been prophesying fire to the works before the
completion."
"Then it is not a dear old house, like Craye and Creckholt?"
"Wait and see to-morrow."
He spoke of the customary guests for Concert practice; the
music, instrumental and vocal; quartet, duet, solo; and advising
the girl to be quick, as she had but twenty-five minutes, he
went humming and trilling into his dressing-room.
Nesta signalled at her mother's door for permission to
enter. She slipped in, saw that the maid was absent, and said:
"Yes, mama; and prepare, I feared it; I was sure."
Her mother breathed a little moan: "Not a cottage?"
"He has not mentioned it to Mr. Durance."
"Why not?"
"Mr. Fenellan has been his confidant."
"My darling, we did wrong to let it go on, without speaking.
You don't know for certain yet?"
"It's a large estate, mama, and a big new house."
Nataly's bosom sank. "Ah me! here's misery! I ought to have
known. And too late now it has gone so far! But I never
imagined he would be building."
She caught herself languishing at her toilette-glass, as if
her beauty were at stake; and shut her eyelids angrily. To be
looking in that manner, for a mere suspicion, was too foolish.
But Nesta's divinations were target-arrows; they flew to the
mark. Could it have been expected that Victor would ever do
anything on a small scale? O the dear little lost lost cottage!
She thought of it with a strain of the arms of womanhood's
longing in the unblessed wife for a babe. For the secluded
modest cottage would not rack her with the old anxieties, beset
her with suspicions. . . .
"My child, you won't possibly have time before the dinner-
hour," she said to Nesta, dismissing her and taking her kiss of
comfort with a short and straining look out of the depths.
Those bitter doubts of the sentiments of neighbours are an
incipient dislike, when one's own feelings to the neighbours are
kind, could be affectionate. We are distracted, perverted, made
strangers to ourselves by a false position.
She heard his voice on a carol. Men do not feel this doubtful
position as women must. They have not the same to endure; the
world gives them land to tread, where women are on breaking
seas. Her Nesta knew no more than the pain of being torn from
a home she loved. But now the girl was older, and if once she
had her imagination awakened, her fearful directness would
touch the spot, question, bring on the scene to-come,
necessarily to-come, dreaded much more than death by her
mother. But if it might be postponed till the girl was nearer
to an age of grave understanding, with some knowledge of our
world, some comprehension of a case that could be pleaded!--
He sang: he never acknowledged a trouble, he dispersed it;
and in her present wrestle with the scheme of a large country
estate involving new intimacies, anxieties, the courtship of
rival magnates, followed by the wretched old cloud, and the
imposition upon them to bear it in silence though they knew
they could plead a case, at least before charitable and
discerning creatures or before heaven, the despondent lady could
have asked whether he was perfectly sane.
Who half so brilliantly!--Depreciation of him, fetched up at
a stroke the glittering armies of her enthusiasm.--He had
proved it; he proved it daily in conflicts and in victories that
dwarfed emotional troubles like hers; yet they were something
to bear, hard to bear, at times unbearable.
But those were times of weakness. Let anything be doubted
rather than the good guidance of the man who was her breath of
life! Whither he led, let her go, not only submissively,
exultingly.
Thus she thought, under pressure of the knowledge that,
unless rushing into conflicts bigger than conceivable, she had
to do it, and should therefore think it.
This was the prudent woman's clear deduction from the state
wherein she found herself, created by the one first great step
of the mad woman. Her surrender then might be likened to the
detachment of a flower on the river's bank by swell of flood:
she had no longer root of her own; away she sailed, through
beautiful scenery, with occasionally a crashing fall, a turmoil,
emergence from a vortex, and once more the sunny whirling
surface. Strange to think, she had not since then power to grasp
in her abstract mind a notion of stedfastness without or
within.
But, say not the mad, say the enamoured woman. Love is a
madness, having heaven's wisdom in it--a spark. But even when
it is driving us on the breakers, call it love: and be not
unworthy of it, hold to it. She and Victor had drunk of a cup.
The philtre was in her veins, whatever the directions of the
rational mind.
Exulting or regretting, she had to do it, as one in the car
with a racing charioteer. Or up beside a more than Titanically
audacious balloonist. For the charioteer is bent on a goal; and
Victor's course was an ascension from heights to heights. He
had ideas, he mastered Fortune. He conquered Nataly and held
her subject, in being above his ambition; which was now but an
occupation for his powers, while the aim of his life was at the
giving and taking of simple enjoyment. In spite of his fits of
unreasonableness in the means--and the woman loving him could
trace them to a breadth of nature--his gentle good friendly
innocent aim in life was of this very simplest; so wonderful,
by contrast with his powers, that she, assured of it as she was
by experience of him, was touched, in a transfusion of her
feelings through lucent globes of admiration and of tenderness,
to reverence. There had been occasions when her wish for the
whole world to have proof and exhibition of his greatness,
goodness, and simplicity amid his gifts, prompted her
incitement of him to stand forth eminently ("lead a kingdom,"
was the Phrase behind the curtain within her shy bosom); and it
revealed her to herself, upon reflection, as being still the
Nataly who drank the cup with him, to join her fate with his.
And why not? Was that regretted? Far from it. In her
maturity, the woman was unable to send forth any dwelling
thought or more than a flight of twilight fancy, that cancelled
the deed of her youth, and therewith seemed to expunge near
upon the half of her term of years. If it came to consideration
of her family and the family's opinion of her conduct, her
judgement did not side with them or with herself, it whirled,
swam to a giddiness and subsided.
Of course, if she and Victor were to inhabit a large country-
house, they might as well have remained at Craye Farm or at
Creckholt; both places dear to them in turn. Such was the plain
sense of the surface question. And how strange it was to her,
that he, of the most quivering sensitiveness on her behalf,
could not see, that he threw her into situations where hard
words of men and women threatened about her head; where one
or two might on a day, some day, be heard; and where, in the
recollection of two years back, the word "Impostor" had
smacked her on both cheeks from her own mouth.
Now once more they were to run the same round of alarms,
undergo the love of the place, with perpetual apprehensions of
having to leave it: alarms, throbbing suspicions, like those of
old travellers through the haunted forest, where whispers have
intensity of meaning, and unseeing we are seen, and unaware
awaited.
Nataly shook the rolls of her thick brown hair from her
forehead; she took strength from a handsome look of resolution
in the glass. She could always honestly say, that her courage
would not fail him.
Victor tapped at the door; he stepped into the room, wearing
his evening white flower over a more open white waistcoat; and
she was composed and uninquiring. Their Nesta was heard on the
descent of the stairs, with a rattle of Donizetti's Il segreto to
the skylights.
He performed his never-omitted lover's homage.
Nataly enfolded him in a homely smile. "A country-house? We
go and see it to-morrow?"
"And you've been pining for a country home, my dear soul."
"After the summer six weeks, the house in London does not
seem a home to return to."
"And next day, Nataly draws five thousand pounds for the
first sketch of the furniture."
"There is the Creckholt . . ." she had a difficulty in saying.
"Part of it may do. Lakelands requires--but you will see to-
morrow."
After a close shutting of her eyes, she rejoined: "It is not a
cottage?"
"Well, dear, no: when the Slave of the Lamp takes to
building, he does not run up cottages. And we did it without
magic, all in a year; which is quite as good as a magical trick
in a night." He drew her close to him. "When was it my dear
girl guessed me at work?"
"It was the other dear girl. Nesta is the guesser."
"You were two best of souls to keep from bothering me; and I
might have had to fib; and we neither of us like that." He
noticed a sidling of her look. "More than the circumstances
oblige:--to be frank. But now we can speak of them. Wait--and
the change comes; and opportunely, I have found. It's true we
have waited long; my darling has had her worries. However, it's
here at last. Prepare yourself. I speak positively. You have to
brace up for one sharp twitch--the woman's portion! as Natata
says--and it's over." He looked into her eyes for
comprehension; and not finding inquiry, resumed: "Just in time
for the entry into Lakelands. With the pronouncement of the
decree, we present the licence . . . at an altar we've stood
before, in spirit . . . one of the ladies of your family to
support you:--why not? Not even then?"
"No, Victor; they have cast me off."
"Count on my cousins, the Duvidney ladies. Then we can say,
that those two good old spinsters are less narrow than the
Dreightons. I have to confess I rather think I was to blame for
leaving Creckholt. Only, if I see my girl wounded, I hate the
place that did the mischief, You and Fredi will clap hands for
the country about Lakelands."
"Have you heard from her . . . of her . . . is it anything,
Victor?" Nataly asked him shyly; with not much of hope, but
some readiness to be inflated. The prospect of an entry into
the big new house, among a new society, begirt by the old
nightmares and fretting devils, drew her into staring daylight
or furnace-light.
He answered: "Mrs. Burman has definitively decided. In pity of
us?--to be free herself?--who can say! She's a woman with a
conscience--of a kind: slow, but it brings her to the point at
last. You know her, know her well. Fenellan has it from her
lawyer--her lawyer! a Mr. Carling; a thoroughly trustworthy
man."
"Fenellan, as a reporter?"
"Thoroughly to be trusted on serious matters. I understand
that Mrs. Burman:--her health is awful: yes, yes; poor woman!
poor woman! we feel for her:--she has come to perceive her
duty to those she leaves behind. Consider: she has used the rod.
She must be tired out--if human. And she is. One remembers
traits."
Victor sketched one or two of the traits allusively to the
hearer acquainted with them. They received strong colouring
from midday's Old Veuve in his blood. His voice and words had a
swing of conviction: they imparted vinousness to a heart
athirst.
The histrionic self-deceiver may be a persuasive deceiver of
another, who is again, though not ignorant of his character,
tempted to swallow the nostrums which have made so gallant a
man of him: his imperceptible sensible playing of the part, on
a substratum of sincereness, induces fascinatingly to the like
performance on our side, that we may be armed as he is for
enjoying the coveted reality through the partial simulation of
possessing it. And this is not a task to us when we have looked
our actor in the face, and seen him bear the look, knowing that
he is not intentionally untruthful; and when we incline to be
captivated by his rare theatrical air of confidence; when it
seems as an outside thought striking us, that he may not be
altogether deceived in the present instance; when suddenly an
expectation of the thing desired is born and swims in a
credible featureless vagueness on a misty scene: and when we
are being kissed and the blood is warmed. In fine, here as
everywhere along our history, when the sensations are spirited
up to drown the mind, we become drift-matter of tides, metal
to magnets. And if we are women, who commonly allow the lead
to men, getting it for themselves only by snaky cunning or
desperate adventure, credulity--the continued trust in the man
--is the alternative of despair.
"But, Victor, I must ask," Nataly said: "you have it through
Simeon Fenellan; you have not yourself received the letter
from her lawyer?"
"My knowledge of what she would do near the grave:--poor
soul, yes! I shall soon be hearing."
"You do not propose to enter this place until--until it is
over?"
"We enter this place, my love, without any sort of ceremony.
We live there independently, and we can: we have quarters there
for our friends. Our one neighbour is London--there! And at
Lakelands we are able to entertain London and wife;--our
friends, in short; with some, what we have to call, satellites.
You inspect the house and grounds to-morrow--sure to be fair.
Put aside all but the pleasant recollections of Craye and
Creckholt. We start on a different footing. Really nothing eau
be simpler. Keeping your town-house, you are now and then in
residence at Lakelands, where you entertain your set, teach them
to feel the charm of country life: we have everything about us;
could have had our own milk and cream up to London the last
two months. Was it very naughty?--I should have exploded my
surprise! You will see, you will see to-morrow."
Nataly nodded, as required. "Good news from the mines?" she
said.
He answered: "Dartrey is--yes, poor fellow!--Dartrey is
confident, from the yield of stones, that the value of our claim
counts in a number of millions. The same with the gold. But
gold-mines are lodgings, not homes."
"Oh, Victor! if money! . . . But why did you say `poor fellow'
of Dartrey Fenellan?"
"You know how he's . . ."
"Yes, yes," she said hastily. "But has that woman been
causing fresh anxiety?"
"And Natata's chief hero on earth is not to be named a poor
fellow," said he, after a negative of the head on a subject they
neither of them liked to touch.
Then he remembered that Dartrey Fenellan was actually a
lucky fellow; and he would have mentioned the circumstance
confided to him by Simeon, but for a downright dread of
renewing his painful fit of envy. He had also another, more
distant, very faint idea, that it had better not be mentioned
just yet, for a reason entirely undefined.
He consulted his watch. The maid had come in for the robing
of her mistress. Nataly's mind had turned to the little country
cottage which would have given her such great happiness. She
raised her eyes to him; she could not check their filling; they
were like a river carrying moonlight on the smooth roll of a
fall.
He loved the eyes, disliked the water in them. With an
impatient, "There, there!" and a smart affectionate look, he
retired, thinking in our old satirical vein of the hopeless
endeavour to satisfy a woman's mind without the intrusion of
hard material statements, facts. Even the best of women, even
the most beautiful, and in their moments of supremest beauty,
have this gross ravenousness for facts. You must not expect to
appease them unless you administer solids. It would almost
appear that man is exclusively imaginative and poetical; and
that his mate, the fair, the graceful, the bewitching, with the
sweetest and purest of natures, cannot help being something of
a groveller.
RATHER earlier in the afternoon of that day, Simeon Fenellan,
thinking of the many things which are nothing, and so
melancholy for lack of amusements properly to follow Old
Veuve, that he could ask himself whether he had not done a deed
of night, to be blinking at his fellow-men like an owl all mad
for the reveller's hoots and flights and mice and moony
roundels behind his hypocritical judex air of moping
composure, chanced on Mr. Carling, the solicitor, where
Lincoln's Inn pumps lawyers into Fleet Street through the
drain-pipe of Chancery Lane. He was in the state of the wine
when a shake will rouse the sluggish sparkles to foam. Sight of
Mrs. Burman's legal adviser had instantly this effect upon him:
his bubbling friendliness for Victor Radnor, and the desire of
the voice in his bosom for ears to hear, combined like the rush
of two waves together, upon which he may be figured as the
boat: he caught at Mr. Carling's hand more heartily than their
acquaintanceship quite sanctioned; but his grasp and his look of
overflowing were immediately privileged; Mr. Carling, enjoying
this anecdotal gentleman's conversation as he did, liked the
warmth, and was flattered during the squeeze with a prospect of
his wife and friends partaking of the fun from time to time.
"I was telling my wife yesterday your story of the lady-
contrabandist: I don't think she has done laughing since," Mr.
Carling said.
Fenellan fluted: "Ah?" He had scent, in the eulogy of a story
grown flat as Election hats, of a good sort of man in the way of
men, a step or two behind the man of the world. He expressed
profound regret at not having heard the silvery ring of the
lady's laughter.
Carling genially conceived a real gratification to be
conferred on his wife. "Perhaps you will some day honour us?"
"You spread gold-leaf over the days to come, sir."
"Now, if I might name the day?"
"You lump the gold and make it current coin;--says the
blushing bride, who ought not to have delivered herself so
boldly, but she had forgotten her bashful part and spoilt the
scene, though, luckily for the damsel, her swain was a lover of
nature, and finding her at full charge, he named the very next
day of the year, and held her to it, like the complimentary
tyrant he was."
"To-morrow, then!" said Carling intrepidly, on a dash of
enthusiasm, through a haggard thought of his wife and the cook
and the netting of friends at short notice. He urged his
eagerness to ask whether he might indeed have the satisfaction
of naming to-morrow.
"With happiness," Fenellan responded.
Mrs. Carling was therefore in for it.
"To-morrow, half-past seven: as for company to meet you, we
will do what we can. You go Westward?"
"To bed with the sun," said the reveller.
"Perhaps by Covent Garden? I must give orders there."
"Orders given in Covent Garden, paint a picture for bachelors
of the domestic Paradise an angel must help them to enter! Ah,
dear me! Is there anything on earth to compare with the pride
of a virtuous life?"
"I was married at four and twenty," said Carling, as one
taking up the expository second verse of a poem; plain facts,
but weighty and necessary: "my wife was in her twentieth year:
we have five children; two sons, three daughters, one married,
with a baby. So we are grandfather and mother, and have never
regretted the first step, I may say for both of us."
"Think of it! Good luck and sagacity joined hands overhead on
the day you proposed to the lady: and I'd say, that all the
credit is with her, but that it would seem to be at the expense
of her sex."
"She would be the last to wish it, I assure you."
"True of all good women! You encourage me, touching a
matter of deep interest, not unknown to you. The lady's warm
heart will be with us. Probably she sees Mrs. Burman?"
"Mrs. Burman Radnor receives no one."
A comic severity in the tone of the correction was
deferentially accepted by Fenellan.
"Pardon. She flies her flag, with her captain wanting; and she
has, queerly, the right. So, then, the worthy dame who receives
no one, might be treated, it struck us, conversationally, as a
respectable harbour-hulk, with more history than top-honours.
But she has the indubitable legal right to fly them--to
proclaim it; for it means little else."
"You would have her, if I follow you, divest herself of the
name?"
"Pin me to no significations, if you please, O shrewdest of
the legal sort! I have wit enough to escape you there. She is no
doubt an estimable person."
"Well, she is; she is in her way a very good woman."
"Ah. You see, Mr. Carling, I cannot bring myself to rank her
beside another lady, who has already claimed the title of me:
and you will forgive me if I say, that your word `good' has a
look of being stuck upon the features we know of her, like a
coquette's naughty patch; or it's a jewel of an eye in an ebony
idol: though I've heard tell she performs her charities."
"I believe she gives away three parts of her income: and that
is large."
"Leaving the good lady a fine fat fourth."
"Compare her with other wealthy people."
"And does she outshine the majority still with her personal
attractions?"
Carling was instigated by the praise he had bestowed on his
wife to separate himself from a female pretender so ludicrous;
he sought Fenellan's nearest ear, emitting the sound of `hum.'
"In other respects, unimpeachable!"
"Oh! quite!"
"There was a fishfag of classic Billingsgate, who had broken
her husband's nose with a sledgehammer fist, and swore before
the magistrate, that the man hadn't a crease to complain of in
her character. We are condemned, Mr. Carling, sometimes to
suffer in the flesh for the assurance we receive of the
inviolability of those moral fortifications."
"Character, yes, valuable--I do wish you had named to-night
for doing me the honour of dining with me!" said the lawyer
impulsively, in a rapture of the appetite for anecdotes. "I have
a ripe Pichon Longueville, '65."
"A fine wine. Seductive to hear of. I dine with my friend
Victor Radnor. And he knows wine.--There are good women in the
world, Mr. Carling, whose characters . . ."
"Of course, of course there are; and I could name you some.
We lawyers! . . ."
"You encounter all sorts."
"Between ourselves," Carling sank his tones to the
indiscriminate, where it mingled with the roar of London.
"You do?" Fenellan hazarded a guess at having heard
enlightened liberal opinions regarding the sex. "Right!"
"Many!"
"I back you, Mr. Carling."
The lawyer pushed to yet more confidential communication,
up to the verge of the clearly audible: he spoke of examples,
experiences. Fenellan backed him further.
"Acting on behalf of clients, you understand, Mr. Fenellan."
"Professional, but charitable; I am with you."
"Poor things! we--if we have to condemn--we owe them
something."
"A kind word for poor Polly Venus, with all the world against
her! She doesn't hear it often."
"A real service," Carling's voice deepened to the legal
`without prejudice,'--"I am bound to say it--a service to
Society."
"Ah, poor wench! And the kind of reward she gets?"
"We can hardly examine . . . mysterious dispensations . . .
here we are to make the best we can of it."
"For the creature Society's indebted to? True. And am I to
think there's a body of legal gentlemen to join with you, my
friend, in founding an Institution to distribute funds to preach
charity over the country, and win compassion for her, as one of
the principal persons of her time, that Society's indebted to
for whatever it's indebted for?"
"Scarcely that," said Carling, contracting.
"But you're for great Reforms?"
"Gradual."
"Then it's for Reformatories, mayhap."
"They would hardly be a cure."
"You're in search of a cure?"
"It would be a blessed discovery."
"But what's to become of Society?"
"It's a puzzle to the cleverest."
"All through History, my dear Mr. Carling, we see that
Establishments must have their sacrifices. Beware of
interfering: eh?"
"By degrees, we may hope . . ."
"Society prudently shuns the topic; and so'll we. For we
might tell of one another, in a fit of distraction, that t'other
one talked of it, and we should be banished for an offence
against propriety. You should read my friend Durance's Essay on
Society. Lawyers are a buttress of Society. But, come: I wager
they don't know what they support until they read that Essay."
Carling had a pleasant sense of escape, in not being
personally asked to read the Essay, and not hearing that a copy
of it should be forwarded to him.
He said: "Mr. Radnor is a very old friend?"
"Our fathers were friends; they served in the same regiment
for years. I was in India when Victor Radnor took the fatal!"
"Followed by a second, not less . . . ?"
"In the interpretation of a rigid morality arming you legal
gentlemen to make it so!"
"The Law must be vindicated."
"The Law is a clumsy bludgeon."
"We think it the highest effort of human reason--the
practical instrument."
"You may compare it to a rustic's finger on a fiddle-string,
for the murdered notes you get out of the practical
instrument."
"I am bound to defend it, clumsy bludgeon or not."
"You are one of the giants to wield it, and feel humanly,
when, by chance, down it comes on the foot an inch off the line.
--Here's a peep of Old London; if the habit of old was not to
wash windows. I like these old streets."
"Hum," Carling hesitated. "I can remember when the dirt at
the windows was appalling."
"Appealing to the same kind of stuff in the passing
youngster's green-scum eye: it was. And there your Law did good
work.--You're for Bordeaux. What is your word on Burgundy?"
"Our Falernian!"
"Victor Radnor has the oldest in the kingdom. But he will
have the best of everything. A Romanée! A Musigny! Sip, my
friend, you embrace the Goddess of your choice above. You are
up beside her at a sniff of that wine.--And lo, venerable Drury!
we duck through the court, reminded a bit by our feelings of our
first love, who hadn't the cleanest of faces or nicest of
manners, but she takes her station in memory because we were
boys then, and the golden halo of youth is upon her."
Carling, as a man of the world, acquiesced in souvenirs he did
not share. He said urgently: "Understand me; you speak of Mr.
Radnor; pray, believe I have the greatest respect for Mr.
Radnor's abilities. He is one of our foremost men . . . proud of
him. Mr. Radnor has genius; I have watched him; it is genius; he
shows it in all he does; one of the memorable men of our time.
I can admire him, independent of--well, misfortunes of that
kind . . . a mistaken early step. Misfortune, it is to be named.
Between ourselves--we are men of the world--if one could see
the way! She occasionally . . . as I have told you. I have
ventured suggestions. As I have mentioned, I have received an
impression . . ."
"But still, Mr. Carling, if the lady doesn't release him and
will keep his name, she might stop her cowardly persecutions."
"Can you trace them?"
"Undisguised!"
"Mrs. Burman Radnor is devout. I should not exactly say
revengeful. We have to discriminate. I gather, that her animus
is, in all honesty, directed at the--I quote--state of sin. We
are mixed, you know."
The Winegod in the blood of Fenellan gave a leap. "But, fifty
thousand times more mixed, she might any moment stop the
state of sin, as she calls it, if it pleased her."
"She might try. Our Judges look suspiciously on long-delayed
actions. And there are, too, women who regard the marriage-tie
as indissoluble. She has had to combat that scruple."
"Believer in the renewing of the engagement overhead!--well.
But put a by-word to Mother Nature about the state of sin.
Where, do you imagine, she would lay it? You'll say, that Nature
and Law never agreed. They ought."
"The latter deferring to the former?"
"Moulding itself on her swelling proportions. My dear dear
sir, the state of sin was the continuing to live in defiance of,
in contempt of, in violation of, in the total degradation of,
Nature."
"He was under no enforcement to take the oath at the altar."
"He was a small boy tempted by a varnished widow, with
pounds of barley-sugar in her pocket;--and she already serving
as a test-vessel or mortar for awful combinations in druggery!
Gilt widows are equal to decrees of Fate to us young ones. Upon
my word, the cleric who unites, and the Law that sanctions,
they're the criminals. Victor Radnor is the noblest of fellows,
the very best friend a man can have. I will tell you: he saved
me, after I left the army, from living on the produce of my pen
--which means, if there is to be any produce, the prostrating of
yourself to the level of the round middle of the public: saved
me from that! Yes, Mr. Carling, I have trotted our thoroughfares
a poor Polly of the pen; and it is owing to Victor Radnor that
I can order my thoughts as an individual man again before I
blacken paper. Owing to him, I have a tenderness for
mercenaries; having been one of them and knowing how little we
can help it. He is an Olympian--who thinks of them below. The
lady also is an admirable woman at all points. The pair are a
mated couple, such as you won't find in ten households over
Christendom. Are you aware of the story?"
Carling replied: "A story under shadow of the Law, has
generally two very distinct versions."
"Hear mine.--And, by Jove! a runaway cab. No, all right. But a
crazy cab it is, and fit to do mischief in narrow Drury. Except
that it's sheer riff-raff here to knock over."
"Hulloa?--come!" quoth the wary lawyer.
"There's the heart I wanted to rouse to hear me! One may be
sure that the man for old Burgundy has it big and sound, in
spite of his legal practices; a dear good spherical fellow! Some
day, we'll hope, you will be sitting with us over a magnum of
Victor Radnor's Romanée Conti aged thirty-one: a wine, you'll
say at the second glass, High Priest for the celebration of the
uncommon nuptials between the body and the soul of man."
"You hit me rightly," said Carling, tickled and touched;
sensually excited by the bouquet of Victor Radnor's hospitality
and companionship, which added flavour to Fenellan's
compliments. These came home to him through his desire to be
the `good spherical fellow'; for he, like modern diplomatists
in the track of their eminent Berlinese New Type of the time,
put on frankness as an armour over wariness, holding craft in
reserve: his aim was at the refreshment of honest fellowship:
by no means to discover that the coupling of his native bias
with his professional duty was unprofitable nowadays. Wariness,
however, was not somnolent, even when he said: "You know, I am
never the lawyer out of my office. Man of the world to men of
the world; and I have not lost by it. I am Mrs. Burman Radnor's
legal adviser: you are Mr. Victor Radnor's friend. They are, as
we see them, not on the best of terms. I would rather--at its
lowest, as a matter of business--be known for having helped
them to some kind of footing than send in a round bill to my
client--or another. I gain more in the end. Frankly, I mean to
prove, that it's a lawyer's interest to be human."
"Because, now, see!" said Fenellan, "here's the case. Miss
Natalia Dreighton, of a good Yorkshire family--a large one,
reads an advertisement for the post of companion to a lady, and
answers it, and engages herself, previous to the appearance of
the young husband. Miss Dreighton is one of the finest young
women alive. She has a glorious contralto voice. Victor and she
are encouraged by Mrs. Burman to sing duets together. Well?
Why, Euclid would have theorem'd it out for you at a glance at
the trio. You have only to look on them, you chatter out your
three Acts of a Drama without a stop. If Mrs. Burman cares to
practise charity, she has only to hold in her Fury-forked
tongue, or her Jarniman I think's the name . . ."
Carling shrugged.
"Let her keep from striking, if she's Christian," pursued
Fenellan, "and if kind, let her resume the name of her first
lord, who did a better thing for himself than for her, when he
shook off his bars of bullion, to rise the lighter, and left a
wretched female soul below, with the devil's own testimony to
her attractions--thousands in the Funds, houses in the City. She
threw the young couple together. And my friend Victor Radnor is
of a particularly inflammable nature. Imagine one of us in such
a situation, Mr. Carling!"
"Trying!" said the lawyer.
"The dear fellow was as nigh death as a man can be and know
the sweetness of a woman's call to him to live.--And here's
London's garden of pines, bananas, oranges; all the droppings of
the Hesperides here! We don't reflect on it, Mr. Carling."
"Not enough, not enough."
"I feel such a spout of platitudes that I could out with a
Leading Article on a sheet of paper on your back while you're
bending over the baskets. I seem to have got circularly round
again to Eden when I enter a garden. Only, here we have to pay
for the fruits we pluck. Well, and just the same there; and no
end to the payment either. We're always paying! By the way, Mrs.
Victor Radnor's dinner-table's a spectacle. Her taste in flowers
equals her lord's in wine. But age improves the wine and spoils
the flowers, you'll say. Maybe you're for arguing that lovely
women show us more of the flower than the grape, in relation
to the course of time. I pray you not to forget the terrible
intoxicant she is. We reconcile it, Mr. Carling, with the notion
that the grape's her spirit, the flower her body. Or is it the
reverse? Perhaps an intertwining. But look upon bouquets and
clusters, and the idea of woman springs up at once, proving
she's composed of them. I was about to remark, that with
deference to the influence of Mrs. Burman's legal adviser, an
impenitent or penitent sinner's pastor, the Reverend gentleman
ministering to her spiritual needs, would presumptively
exercise it, in this instance, in a superior degree."
Carling murmured: "The Rev. Groseman Buttermore;" and did
so for something of a cover, to continue a run of internal
reflections: as, that he was assuredly listening to vinous talk
in the streets by day; which impression placed him on a
decorous platform above the amusing gentleman; to whom,
however, he grew cordial, in recognizing consequently, that his
exuberant flow could hardly be a mask; and that an indication
here and there of a trap in his talk, must have been due rather
to excess of wariness, habitual in the mind of a long-headed
man, whose incorrigibly impulsive fits had necessarily to be
rectified by a vigilant dexterity.
"Buttermore!" ejaculated Fenellan: "Groseman Buttermore!
Mrs. Victor's Father Confessor is the Rev. Septimus Barmby.
Groseman Buttermore--Septimus Barmby. Is there anything in
names? Truly, unless these clerical gentlemen take them up at
the crossing of the roads long after birth, the names would
appear the active parts of them, and themselves mere marching
supports, like the bearers of street placard-advertisements.
Now, I know a Septimus Barmby, and you a Groseman Buttermore;
and beyond the fact that Reverend starts up before their names
without mention, I wager it's about all we do know of them.
They're Society's trusty rock-limpets, no doubt."
"My respect for the cloth is extreme." Carling's short cough
prepared the way for deductions. "Between ourselves7 they are
not men of the world."
Fenellan eyed benevolently the worthy attorney, whose
innermost imp burst out periodically, like a Dutch clock-
sentry, to trot on his own small grounds for thinking himself
of the community of the men of the world. "You lawyers dress
in another closet," he said. "The Rev. Groseman has the ear of
the lady?"
"He has:--one ear."
"All? She has the other open for a man of the world,
perhaps."
"Listens to him, listens to me, listens to Jarniman; and we
neither of us guide her. She's very curious--a study. You think
you know her--next day she has eluded you. She's emotional,
she's hard; she's a woman, she's a stone. Anything you like; but
don't count on her. And another thing--I'm bound to say it of
myself," Carling claimed close hearing of Fenellan over a shelf
of salad-stuff, "no one who comes near her has any real weight
with her in this matter."
"Probably you mix cream in your salad of the vinegar and
oil," said Fenellan. "Try jelly of mutton."
"You give me a new idea. Latterly, fond as I am of salads,
I've had rueful qualms. We'll try it."
"You should dine with Victor Radnor."
"French cook, of course."
"Cordon bleu."
"I like to be sure of my cutlet."
"I like to be sure of a tastiness in my vegetables."
"And good sauces!"
"And pretty pastry. I said, Cordon bleu. The miracle is, it's
a woman that Victor Radnor has trained: French, but a woman;
devoted to him, as all who serve him are. Do I say `but' a
woman? There's not a Frenchman alive to match her. Vatel
awaits her in Paradise with his arms extended; and may he wait
long!"
Carling indulged his passion for the genuine by letting a
flutter of real envy be seen. "My wife would like to meet such a
Frenchwoman. It must be a privilege to dine with him--to know
him. I know what he has done for English Commerce, and to
build a colossal fortune: genius, as I said: and his donations
to Institutions. Odd, to read his name and Mrs. Burman Radnor's
at separate places in the lists! Well, we'll hope. It's a case
for a compromise of sentiments and claims."
"A friend of mine, spiced with cynic, declares that there's
always an amicable way out of a dissension, if we get rid of
Lupus and Vulpus."
Carling spied for a trap in the citation of Lupus and Vulpus;
he saw none, and named the square of his residence on the great
Russell property, and the number of the house, the hour of
dinner next day. He then hung silent, breaking the pause with
his hand out and a sharp "Well?" that rattled a whirligig sound
in his head upward. His leave of people was taken in this
laughing falsetto, as of one affected by the curious end things
come to.
Fenellan thought of him for a moment or two, that he was a
better than the common kind of lawyer; who doubtless knew as
much of the wrong side of the world as lawyers do, and held his
knowledge for the being a man of the world:--as all do, that
have not Alpine heights in the mind to mount for a look out
over their own and the world's pedestrian tracks. I could spot
the lawyer in your composition, my friend, to the exclusion of
the man, he mused. But you're right in what you mean to say of
yourself; you're a good fellow, for a lawyer, and together we
may manage somehow to score a point of service to Victor
NESTA read her mother's face when Mrs. Victor entered the
drawing-room to receive the guests. She saw a smooth fair
surface, of the kind as much required by her father's eyes as
innocuous air by his nostrils: and it was honest skin, not the
deceptive feminine veiling, to make a dear man happy over his
volcano. Mrs. Victor was to meet the friends with whom her
feelings were at home, among whom her musical gifts gave her
station: they liked her for herself; they helped her to feel at
home with herself and be herself: a rarer condition with us all
than is generally supposed. So she could determine to be
cheerful in the anticipation of an evening that would at least
be restful to the outworn sentinel nerve of her heart, which was
perpetually alert and signalling to the great organ; often
colouring the shows and seems of adverse things for an apeing
of reality with too cruel a resemblance. One of the scraps of
practical wisdom gained by hardened sufferers is, to keep from
spying at horizons when they drop into a pleasant dingle. Such
is the comfort of it, that we can dream, and lull our fears, and
half think what we wish: and it is a heavenly truce with the
fretful mind divided from our wishes.
Nesta wondered at her mother's complacent questions
concerning this Lakelands: the house, the county, the kind of
people about, the features of the country. Physically unable
herself to be regretful under a burden three parts enrapturing
her, the girl expected her mother to display a shadowy
vexation, with a proud word or two, that would summon her
thrilling sympathy in regard to the fourth part: namely, the
aristocratic iciness of country magnates, who took them up and
cast them off; as they had done, she thought, at Craye Farm and
at Creckholt: she remembered it, of the latter place, wincingly,
insurgently, having loved the dear home she had been expelled
from by the pride of the frosty surrounding people--or no, not
all, but some of them. And what had roused their pride?
Striking for a reason, her inexperience of our modern
England, supplemented by readings in the England of a preceding
generation, had hit on her father's profession of merchant. It
accounted to her for the behaviour of the haughty territorial
and titled families. But certain of the minor titles headed City
Firms, she had heard; certain of the families were avowedly
commercial. "They follow suit," her father said at Creckholt,
after he had found her mother weeping, and decided instantly to
quit and fly once more. But if they followed suit in such a way,
then Mr. Durance must be right when he called the social
English the most sheepy of sheep:--and Nesta could not consent
to the cruel verdict, she adored her compatriots. Incongruities
were pacified for her by the suggestion of her quick wits, that
her father, besides being a merchant, was a successful
speculator; and perhaps the speculator is not liked by
merchants; or they were jealous of him; or they did not like
his being both.
She pardoned them with some tenderness, on a suspicion that
a quaint old high-frilled bleached and puckered Puritanical
rectitude (her thoughts rose in pictures) possibly condemned
the speculator as a description of gambler. An erratic severity
in ethics is easily overlooked by the enthusiast for things old
English. She was consciously ahead of them in the knowledge
that her father had been, without the taint of gambling, a
beneficent speculator. The Montgomery colony in South Africa,
and his dealings with the natives in India, and his Railways in
South America, his establishment of Insurance Offices, which
were Savings Banks, and the Stores for the dispensing of sound
goods to the poor, attested it. O and he was hospitable, the
kindest, helpfullest of friends, the dearest, the very brightest
of parents: he was his girl's playmate. She could be critic of
him, for an induction to the loving of him more justly: yet if
he had an excessive desire to win the esteem of people, as these
keen young optics perceived in him, he strove to deserve it; and
no one could accuse him of laying stress on the benefits he
conferred. Designedly, frigidly to wound a man so benevolent,
appeared to her as an incomprehensible baseness. The dropping
of acquaintanceship with him, after the taste of its privileges,
she ascribed, in the void of any better elucidation, to a mania
of aristocratic conceit. It drove her, despite her youthful
contempt of politics, into a Radicalism that could find food in
the epigrams of Mr. Colney Durance, even when they passed her
understanding; or when he was not too distinctly seen by her to
be shooting at all the parties of her beloved England, beneath
the wicked semblance of shielding each by turns.
The young gentleman introduced to the Radnor Concert-
parties by Lady Grace Halley as the Hon. Dudley Sowerby, had to
bear the sins of his class. Though he was tall, straight-
featured, correct in costume, appearance, deportment, second
son of a religious earl and no scandal to the parentage, he was
less noticed by Nesta than the elderly and the commoners. Her
father accused her of snubbing him. She reproduced her famous
copy of the sugared acid of Mr. Dudley Sowerby's closed mouth:
a sort of sneer in meekness, as of humility under legitimate
compulsion; deploring Christianly a pride of race that stamped
it for this cowled exhibition: the wonderful mimicry was a
flash thrown out by a born mistress of the art, and her mother
was constrained to laugh, and so was her father; but he wilfully
denied the likeness. He charged her with encouraging Colney
Durance to drag forth the sprig of nobility, in the nakedness of
evicted shellfish, on themes of the peril to England, possibly
ruin, through the loss of that ruling initiative formerly
possessed, in the days of our glory, by the titular nobles of
the land. Colney spoke it effectively, and the Hon. Dudley's
expressive lineaments showed print of the heaving word Alas, as
when a target is penetrated centrally. And he was not a
particularly dull fellow "for his class and country," Colney
admitted; adding: "I hit his thought and out he came." One has,
reluctantly with Victor Radnor, to grant, that when a man's
topmost unspoken thought is hit, he must be sharp on his guard
to keep from coming out:--we have won a right to him.
"Only, it's too bad; it's a breach of hospitality," Victor
said, both to Nesta and to Nataly, alluding to several instances
of Colney's ironic handling of their guests, especially of this
one, whom Nesta would attack, and Nataly would not defend.
They were alive at a signal to protect the others. Miss
Priscilla Graves, an eater of meat, was ridiculous in her
ant'alcoholic exclusiveness and scorn: Mr. Pempton, a drinker
of wine, would laud extravagantly the more transparent purity
of vegetarianism. Dr. Peter Yatt jeered at globules: Dr. John
Cormyn mourned over human creatures treated as cattle by big
doses. The Rev. Septimus Barmby satisfactorily smoked: Mr.
Peridon traced mortal evil to that act. Dr. Schlesien had his
German views, Colney Durance his ironic, Fenellan his fanciful
and free-lance. And here was an optimist, there a pessimist;
and the rank Radical, the rigid Conservative, were not wanting.
All of them were pointedly opposed, extraordinarily for so
small an assembly: absurdly, it might be thought: but these
provoked a kind warm smile, with the exclamation: "They are
dears!" They were the dearer for their fads and foibles. Music
harmonized them. Music, strangely, put the spell on Colney
Durance, the sayer of bitter things, manufacturer of prickly
balls, in the form of Discord's apples: of whom Fenellan
remarked, that he took to his music like an angry little boy to
his barley-sugar, with a growl and a grunt. All these diverse
friends could meet and mix in Victor's Concert-room with an
easy homely recognition of one another's musical qualities, at
times enthusiastic; and their natural divergencies and
occasional clashes added a salient tastiness to the group: of
whom Nesta could say: "Mama, was there ever such a collection
of dear good souls with such contrary minds?" Her mother had
the deepest of reasons for loving them, so as not to wish to
see the slightest change in their minds, that the accustomed
features making her nest of homeliness and real peace might be
retained, with the humour of their funny silly antagonisms and
the subsequent march in concord; excepting solely as regarded
the perverseness of Priscilla Graves in her open contempt of
Mr. Pempton's innocent two or three wine-glasses. The
vegetarian gentleman's politeness forbore to direct attention
to the gobbets of meat Priscilla consumed, though he could
express disapproval in general terms; but he entertained
sentiments as warlike to the lady's habit of "drinking the
blood of animals." The mockery of it was, that Priscilla liked
Mr. Pempton and admired his violoncello-playing, and he was
unreserved in eulogy of her person and her pure soprano tones.
Nataly was a poetic match-maker. Mr. Peridon was intended for
Mademoiselle de Seilles, Nesta's young French governess; a lady
of a courtly bearing, with placid speculation in the eyes she
cast on a foreign people, and a voluble muteness shadowing at
intervals along the line of her closed lips.
The one person among them a little out of tune with most,
was Lady Grace Halley. Nataly's provincial gentlewoman's
traditions of the manners indicating conduct, reproved unwonted
licences assumed by Lady Grace; who, in allusion to Hymen's
weaving of a cousinship between the earldom of Southweare and
that of Cantor, of which Mr. Sowerby sprang, set her mouth and
fan at work to delineate total distinctions, as it were from the
egg to the empyrean. Her stature was rather short, all of it
conversational, at the eyebrows, the shoulders, the fingertips,
the twisting shape; a ballerina's expressiveness; and her tongue
dashed half sentences through and among these hieroglyphs,
loosely and funnily candid. Anybody might hear that she had
gone gambling into the City, and that she had got herself into
a mess, and that by great good luck she had come across Victor
Radnor, who, with two turns of the wrist, had plucked her out of
the mire, the miraculous man! And she had vowed to him, never
again to run doing the like without his approval. The cause of
her having done it, was related with the accompaniments; brows
twitching, flitting smiles, shrugs, pouts, shifts of posture: she
was married to a centaur; out of the saddle a man of wood, "an
excellent man." For the not colloquial do not commit
themselves. But one wants a little animation in a husband. She
called on bell-motion of the head to toll forth the utter
nightcap negative. He had not any: out of the saddle, he was
asleep:--"next door to the Last Trump," Colney Durance assisted
her to describe the soundest of sleep in a husband, after wooing
her to unbosom herself. She was awake to his guileful arts, and
sailed along with him, hailing his phrases, if he shot a good
one; prankishly exposing a flexible nature, that took its
holiday thus in a grinding world, among maskers, to the
horrification of the prim. So to refresh ourselves, by having
publicly a hip-bath in the truth while we shock our hearers
enough to be discredited for what we reveal, was a dexterous
merry twist, amusing to her; but it was less a cynical malice
than her nature that she indulged. "A woman must have some
excitement." The most innocent appeared to her the Stock
Exchange. The opinions of husbands who are not summoned to
pay are hardly important; they vary.
Colney helped her now and then to step the trifle beyond her
stride, but if he was humorous, she forgave; and if together
they appalled the decorous, it was great gain. Her supple
person, pretty lips, the style she had, gave a pass to the
wondrous confidings, which were for masculine ears, whatever
the sex. Nataly might share in them, but women did not lead
her to expansiveness; or not the women of the contracted
class: Miss Graves, Mrs. Cormyn, and others at the Radnor
Concerts. She had a special consideration for Mademoiselle de
Seilles, owing to her exquisite French, as she said; and she may
have liked it, but it was the young Frenchwoman's air of high
breeding that won her esteem. Girls were Spring frosts to her.
Fronting Nesta, she put on her printed smile, or wood-cut of a
smile, with its label of indulgence; except when the girl sang.
Music she loved. She said it was the saving of poor Dudley. It
distinguished him in the group of the noble Evangelical Cantor
Family; and it gave him a subject of assured discourse in
company; and oddly, it contributed to his comelier air. Flute
in hand, his mouth at the blow-stop was relieved of its pained
updraw by the form for puffing; he preserved a gentlemanly high
figure in his exercises on the instrument, out of ken of all
likeness to the urgent insistancy of Victor Radnor's
punctuating trunk of the puffing frame at almost every bar--an
Apollo brilliancy in energetic pursuit of the nymph of sweet
sound. Too methodical one, too fiery the other. In duets of
Hauptmann's, with Nesta at the piano, the contrast of dull
smoothness and overstressed significance was very noticeable
beside the fervent accuracy of her balanced fingering; and as
she could also flute, she could criticize; though latterly the
flute was boxed away from lips that had devoted themselves
wholly to song: song being one of the damsel's present
pressing ambitions. She found nothing to correct in Mr.
Sowerby, and her father was open to all the censures; but her
father could plead vitality, passion. He held his performances
cheap after the vehement display; he was a happy listener,
whether to the babble of his "dear old Corelli," or to the
majesty of the rattling heavens and swaying forests of
Beethoven.
His air of listening was a thing to see; it had a look of
disembodiment; the sparkle conjured up from deeps, and the
life in the sparkle, as of a soul at holiday. Eyes had been given
this man to spy the pleasures and reveal the joy of his pasture
on them: gateways to the sunny within, issues to all the outer
Edens. Few of us possess that double significance of the pure
sparkle. It captivated Lady Grace. She said a word of it to
Fenellan: "There is a man who can feel rapture!" He had not to
follow the line of her sight: she said so on a previous evening,
in a similar tone; and for a woman to repeat herself, using the
very emphasis, was quaint. She could feel rapture; but her
features and limbs were in motion to designate it, between
simply and wilfully; she had the instinct to be dimpling, and
would not for a moment control it, and delighted in its
effectiveness: only when observing that winged sparkle of eyes
did an idea of envy, hardly a consciousness, inform her of being
surpassed; and it might be in the capacity to feel besides the
gift to express. Such a reflection relating to a man, will make
women mortally sensible that they are the feminine of him.
"His girl has the look," Fenellan said in answer.
She cast a glance at Nesta, then at Nataly.
And it was true, that the figure of a mother, not pretending
to the father's vividness, eclipsed it somewhat in their child.
The mother gave richness of tones, hues and voice, and stature
likewise, and the thick brown locks, which in her own were
threads of gold along the brush from the temples: she gave the
girl a certain degree of the composure of manner which Victor
could not have bestowed; she gave nothing to clash with his
genial temper; she might be supposed to have given various
qualities, moral if you like. But vividness was Lady Grace's
admirable meteor of the hour: she was unable to perceive, so as
to compute, the value of obscurer lights. Under the charm of
Nataly's rich contralto during a duet with Priscilla Graves, she
gesticulated ecstasies, and uttered them, and genuinely; and
still, when reduced to meditations, they would have had no
weight, they would hardly have seemed an apology for language,
beside Victor's gaze of pleasure in the noble forthroll of the
notes.
Nataly heard the invitation of the guests of the evening to
Lakelands next day.
Her anxieties were at once running about to gather
provisions for the baskets. She spoke of them at night. But
Victor had already put the matter in the hands of Madame
Callet; and all that could be done, would be done by Armandine,
he knew. "If she can't muster enough at home, she'll be off to
her Piccadilly shop by seven a.m. Count on plenty for twice the
number."
Nataly was reposing on the thought that they were her
friends, when Victor mentioned his having in the afternoon
despatched a note to his relatives, the Duvidney ladies, inviting
them to join him at the station tomorrow, for a visit of
inspection to the house of his building on his new estate. He
startled her. The Duvidney ladies were, to his knowledge, of the
order of the fragile minds which hold together by the cement
of a common trepidation for the support of things established,
and have it not in them to be able to recognize the
unsanctioned. Good women, unworldly of the world, they were
perforce harder than the world, from being narrower and more
timorous.
"But, Victor, you were sure they would refuse!"
He answered: "They may have gone back to Tunbridge Wells. By
the way, they have a society down there I want for Fredi. Sure,
do you say, my dear? Perfectly sure. But the accumulation of
invitations and refusals in the end softens them, you will see.
We shall and must have them for Fredi."
She was used to the long reaches of his forecasts, his
burning activity on a project; she found it idle to speak her
thought, that his ingenuity would have been needless in a
position dictated by plain prudence, and so much happier for
them.
They talked of Mrs. Burman until she had to lift a prayer to
be saved from darker thoughts, dreadfully prolific, not to be
faced. Part of her prayer was on behalf of Mrs. Burman, for life
to be extended to her, if the poor lady clung to life--if it was
really humane to wish it for her: and heaven would know:
heaven had mercy on the afflicted.
Nataly heard the snuffle of hypocrisy in her prayer. She had
to cease to pray.
ONE may not have an intention to flourish, and may be pardoned
for a semblance of it, in exclaiming, somewhat royally, as
creator and owner of the place: "There you see Lakelands."
The conveyances from the railway station drew up on a rise
of road fronting an undulation, where our modern English
architect's fantasia in crimson brick swept from central gables
to flying wings, over pents, crooks, curves, peaks, cowled
porches, balconies, recesses, projections, away to a red village
of stables and dependent cottages; harmonious in irregularity;
and coloured homely with the greensward about it, the pines
beside it, the clouds above it. Not many palaces would be
reckoned as larger. The folds and swells and stream of the
building along the roll of ground, had an appearance of an
enormous banner on the wind. Nataly looked. Her next look was
at Colney Durance. She sent the expected nods to Victor's
carriage. She would have given the whole prospect for the
covering solitariness of her chamber. A multitude of clashing
sensations, and a throat-thickening hateful to her, compelled
her to summon so as to force herself to feel a groundless
anger, directed against none, against nothing, perfectly crazy,
but her only resource for keeping down the great wave surgent
at her eyes.
Victor was like a swimmer in morning sea amid the
exclamations encircling him. He led through the straight
passage of the galleried hall, offering two fair landscapes at
front door and at back, down to the lake, Fredi's lake; a good
oblong of water, notable in a district not abounding in the
commodity. He would have it a feature of the district; and it
had been deepened and extended; up rose the springs, many ran
the ducts. Fredi's pretty little bath-shed or bower had a space
of marble on the three-feet shallow it overhung with a shade of
carved woodwork; it had a diving-board for an eight-feet plunge;
a punt and small row-boat of elegant build hard by. Green ran
the banks about, and a beechwood fringed with birches curtained
the Northward length: morning sun and evening had a fair face
of water to paint. Saw man ever the like for pleasing a poetical
damsel? So was Miss Fredi, the coldest of the party hitherto,
and dreaming a preference of "old places" like Creckholt and
Craye Farm, "captured to be enraptured," quite according to
man's ideal of his beneficence to the sex. She pressed the hand
of her young French governess Louise de Seilles. As in
everything he did for his girl, Victor pointed boastfully to his
forethought of her convenience and her tastes: the pine-panels
of the interior, the shelves for her books, pegs to hang her
favourite drawings, and the couch-bunk under a window to
conceal the summerly recliner while throwing full light on her
book; and the hearth-square for logs, when she wanted fire:
because Fredi bathed in any weather: the oaken towel-coffer;
the wood-carvings of doves, tits, fishes; the rod for the
flowered silken hangings she was to choose, and have shy
odalisque peeps of sunny water from her couch.
"Fredi's Naïad retreat, when she wishes to escape Herr
Sträuscher or Signor Ruderi," said Victor, having his grateful
girl warm in an arm; "and if they head after her into the water,
I back her to leave them puffing; she's a dolphin. That water
has three springs and gets all the drainings of the upland round
us. I chose the place chiefly on account of it and the pines. I
do love pines!"
"But, excellent man! what do you not love?" said Lady Grace,
with the timely hit upon the obvious, which rings.
"It saves him from accumulation of tissue," said Colney.
"What does?" was eagerly asked by the wife of the
hom*opathic Dr. John Cormyn, a sentimental lady beset with
fears of stoutness.
Victor cried: "Tush; don't listen to Colney, pray."
But she heard Colney speak of a positive remedy, more
immediately effective than an abjuration of potatoes and sugar.
She was obliged by her malady to listen, although detesting the
irreverent ruthless man, who could direct expanding frames, in
a serious tone, to love; love everybody, everything; violently
and universally love; and so without intermission pay out the
fat created by a rapid assimilation of nutriment. Obeseness is
the most sensitive of our ailments: probably as being aware,
that its legitimate appeal to pathos is ever smothered in its
pudding-bed of the grotesque. She was pained, and showed it, and
was ashamed of herself for showing it; and that very nearly
fetched the tear.
"Our host is an instance in proof," Colney said. He waved
hand at the house. His meaning was hidden; evidently he wanted
victims. Sight of Lakelands had gripped him with the fell
satiric itch; and it is a passion to sting and tear, on rational
grounds. His face meanwhile, which had points of the handsome,
signified a smile asleep, as if beneath a cloth. Only those who
knew him well were aware of the claw-like alertness under the
droop of eyelids.
Admiration was the common note, in the various keys. The
station selected for the South-eastward aspect of the dark-red
gabled pile on its white shell-terrace, backed by a plantation
of tall pines, a mounded and full-plumed company, above the
left wing, was admired, in files and in volleys. Marvellous,
effectively miraculous, was the tale of the vow to have the
great edifice finished within one year: and the strike of
workmen, and the friendly colloquy with them, the good
reasoning, the unanimous return to duty; and the doubling, the
trebling of the number of them; and the most glorious of
sights--the grand old English working with a will! as
Englishmen do when they come at last to heat; and they
conquer, there is then nothing that they cannot conquer. So the
conqueror said.--And admirable were the conservatories running
three long lines, one from the drawing-room, to a central dome
for tropical growths. And the parterres were admired; also the
newly-planted Irish junipers bounding the West-walk; and the
three tiers of stately descent from the three green terrace
banks to the grassy slopes over the lake. Again the lake was
admired, the house admired. Admiration was evoked for great
orchid-houses "over yonder," soon to be set up.
Off we go to the kitchen-garden. There the admiration is
genial, practical. We admire the extent of the beds marked out
for asparagus, and the French disposition of the planting at
wide intervals; and the French system of training peach, pear,
and plum trees on the walls to win length and catch sun, we
much admire. We admire the gardener. We are induced
temporarily to admire the French people. They are sagacious in
fruit-gardens. They have not the English Constitution, you think
rightly; but in fruit-gardens they grow for fruit, and not, as
Victor quotes a friend, for wood, which the valiant English
achieve. We hear and we see examples of sagacity; and we are
further brought round to the old confession, that we cannot
cook; Colney Durance has us there; we have not studied herbs
and savours; and so we are shocked backward step by step until
we retreat precipitately into the nooks where waxen tapers,
carefully tended by writers on the Press, light-up mysterious
images of our national selves for admiration. Something surely
we do, or we should not be where we are. But what is it we do
(excepting cricket, of course) which others cannot do? Colney
asks; and he excludes cricket and football.
An acutely satiric man in an English circle, that does not
resort to the fist for a reply to him, may almost satiate the
excessive fury roused in his mind by an illogical people of a
provocative prosperity, mainly tongueless or of leaden tongue
above the pressure of their necessities, as he takes them to be.
They give him so many opportunities. They are angry and
helpless as the log hissing to the saw. Their instinct to make
use of the downright in retort, restrained as it is by a
buttoned coat of civilization, is amusing, inviting. Colney
Durance allured them to the quag's edge and plunged them in it,
to writhe patriotically; and although it may be said, that they
felt their situation less than did he the venom they sprang in
his blood, he was cruel; he caused discomfort. But these good
friends about him stood for the country, an illogical country;
and as he could not well attack his host Victor Radnor, an
irrational man, he selected the abstract entity for the
discharge of his honest spite. The irrational friend was deeper
at the source of his irritation than the illogical old
motherland. This house of Lakelands, the senselessness of his
friend in building it and designing to live in it, after
experiences of an incapacity to stand in a serene contention
with the world he challenged, excited Colney's wasp. He was
punished, half way to frenzy behind his placable demeanour, by
having Dr. Schlesien for chorus. And here again, it was the
unbefitting, not the person, which stirred his wrath. A German
on English soil should remember the dues of a guest. At the
same time, Colney said things to snare the acclamation of an
observant gentleman of that race, who is no longer in his first
enthusiasm for English beef and the complexion of the women.
"Ah, ya, it is true, what you say: `The English grow as fast as
odders, but they grow to horns instead of brains.' They are
Bull. Quaat true." He bellowed on a laugh the last half of the
quotation.
Colney marked him. His encounters with Fenellan were
enlivening engagements and left no malice; only a regret, when
the fencing passed his guard, that Fenellan should prefer to
flash for the minute. He would have met a pert defender of
England, in the person of Miss Priscilla Graves, if she had not
been occupied with observation of the bearing of Lady Grace
Halley toward Mr. Victor Radnor; which displeased her on behalf
of Mrs. Victor; she was besides hostile by race and class to an
aristocratic assumption of licence. Sparing Colney, she with
some scorn condemned Mr. Pempton for allowing his country to
be ridiculed without a word. Mr. Pempton believed that the
Vegetarian movement was more progressive in England than in
other lands, but he was at the disadvantage with the fair
Priscilla, that eulogy of his compatriots on this account would
win her coldest approval. "Satire was never an argument," he
said, too evasively.
The Rev. Septimus Barmby received the meed of her smile, for
saying in his many-fathom bass, with an eye on Victor: "At
least we may boast of breeding men, who are leaders of men."
The announcement of luncheon, by Victor's butler Arlington,
opportunely followed and freighted the remark with a happy
recognition of that which comes to us from the hands of
conquerors. Dr. Schlesien himself, no antagonist to England, but
like Colney Durance, a critic, speculated in view of the spread
of pic-nic provision beneath the great glass dome, as to
whether it might be, that these English were on another start
out of the dust in vigorous commercial enterprise, under
leadership of one of their chance masterly minds--merchant, in
this instance: and he debated within, whether Genius,
occasionally developed in a surprising superior manner by these
haphazard English, may not sometimes wrest the prize from
Method; albeit we count for the long run, that Method has
assurance of success, however late in the race to set forth.
Luncheon was a merry meal, with Victor and Nataly for host
and hostess; Fenellan, Colney Durance, and Lady Grace Halley for
the talkers. A gusty bosom of sleet overhung the dome, rattled
on it, and rolling Westward, became a radiant mountain-land,
partly worthy of Victor's phrase: "A range of Swiss Alps in
air."
"With periwigs Louis Quatorze for peaks," Colney added.
And Fenellan improved on him: "Or a magnified Bench of
Judges at the trial of your cærulean Phryne."
The strip of white cloud flew on a whirl from the blue, to
confirm it.
But Victor and Lady Grace rejected any play of conceits upon
nature. Violent and horrid interventions of the counterfeit,
such mad similes appeared to them, when pure coin was offered.
They loathed the Rev. Septimus Barmby for proclaiming, that he
had seen "Chapters of Hebrew History in the grouping of
clouds."
His gaze was any one of the Chapters upon Nesta. The clerical
gentleman's voice was of a depth to claim for it the
profoundest which can be thought or uttered; and Nesta's tender
youth had taken so strong an impression of sacredness from
what Fenellan called "his chafer tones," that her looks were
often given him in gratitude, for the mere sound. Nataly also
had her sense of safety in acquiescing to such a voice coming
from such a garb. Consequently, whenever Fenellan and Colney
were at him, drawing him this way and that for utterances
cathedral in sentiment and sonorousness, these ladies shed
protecting beams; insomuch that he was inspired to the
agreeable conceptions whereof frequently rash projects are an
issue.
Touching the neighbours of Lakelands, they were principally
enriched merchants, it appeared; a snippet or two of the fringe
of aristocracy lay here and there among them; and one racy-of-
the-soil old son of Thanes, having the manners proper to last
century's yeoman. Mr. Pempton knew something of this quaint
Squire of Hefferstone, Beaves Urmsing by name; a ruddy man,
right heartily Saxon; a still glowing brand amid the ashes of
the Heptarchy hearthstone; who had a song, The Marigolds, which
he would troll out for you anywhere, on any occasion. To have
so near to the metropolis one from the centre of the venerable
rotundity of the country, was rare. Victor exclaimed "Come!" in
ravishment over the picturesqueness of a neighbour carrying
imagination away to the founts of England; and his look at
Nataly proposed. Her countenance was inapprehensive. He
perceived resistance, and said: "I have met two or three of
them in the train: agreeable men: Gladding, the banker; a
general Fanning; that man Blathenoy, great bill-broker. But the
fact is, close on London, we're independent of neighbours; we
mean to be. Lakelands and London practically join."
"The mother city becoming the suburb," murmured Colney, in
report of the union.
"You must expect to be invaded, sir," said Mr. Sowerby; and
Victor shrugged: "We are pretty safe."
"The lock of a door seems a potent security until some one
outside is heard fingering the handle nigh midnight," Fenellan
threw out his airy nothing of a remark.
It struck on Nataly's heart. "So you will not let us be
lonely here," she said to her guests.
The Rev. Septimus Barmby was mouthpiece for congregations.
Sound of a subterranean roar, with a blast at the orifice,
informed her of their "very deep happiness in the privilege."
He comforted her. Nesta smiled on him thankfully.
"Don't imagine, Mrs. Victor, that you can be shut off from
neighbours, in a house like this; and they have a claim," said
Lady Grace, quitting the table.
Fenellan and Colney thought so:
"Like mice at a cupboard."
"Beetles in a kitchen."
"No, no--no, no!" Victor shook head, pitiful over the good
people likened to things unclean, and royally upraising them:
in doing which, he scattered to vapour the leaden incubi they
had been upon his flatter moods of late. "No, but it's a rapture
to breathe the air here!" His lifted chest and nostrils were for
the encouragement of Nataly to soar beside him.
She summoned her smile and nodded.
He spoke aside to Lady Grace: "The dear soul wants time to
compose herself after a grand surprise."
She replied: "I think I could soon be reconciled. How much
land?"
"In treaty for some hundred and eighty or ninety acres . . .
in all at present three hundred and seventy, including
plantations, lake, outhouses."
"Large enough; land paying as it does--that is, not paying. We
shall be having to gamble in the City systematically for
subsistence."
"You will not so much as jest on the subject."
Coming from such a man, that was clear sky thunder. The lady
played it off in a shadowy pout and shrug while taking a stamp
of his masterfulness, not so volatile.
She said to Nataly: "Our place in Worcestershire is about
half the size, if as much. Large enough when we're not crowded
out with gout and can open to no one. Some day you will visit
us, I hope."
"You we count on here, Lady Grace."
It was an over-accentuated response; unusual with this well-
bred woman; and a bit of speech that does not flow, causes us
to speculate. The lady resumed: "I value the favour. We're in a
horsey-doggy-foxy circle down there. We want enlivening. If we
had your set of musicians and talkers!"
Nataly smiled in vacuous kindness, at a loss for the retort
of a compliment to a person she measured. Lady Grace also was
an amiable hostile reviewer. Each could see, to have cited in
the other, defects common to the lower species of the race,
admitting a superior personal quality or two; which might be
pleaded in extenuation; and if the apology proved too effective,
could be dispersed by insistance upon it, under an implied
appeal to benevolence. When we have not a liking for the
creature whom we have no plain cause to dislike, we are
minutely just.
During the admiratory stroll along the ground-floor rooms,
Colney Durance found himself beside Dr. Schlesien; the latter
smoking, striding, emphasizing, but bearable, as the one of the
party who was not perpetually at the gape in laudation. Colney
was heard to say: "No doubt: the German is the race the least
mixed in Europe: it might challenge aboriginals for that.
Oddly, it has invented the Cyclopædia for knowledge, the sausage
for nutrition! How would you explain it?"
Dr. Schlesien replied with an Atlas shrug under fleabite to
the insensately infantile interrogation.
He in turn was presently heard.
"But, my good sir! you quote me your English Latin. I must
beg of you you write it down. It is orally incomprehensible to
Continentals."
"We are Islanders!" Colney shrugged in languishment.
"Oh, you do great things . . ." Dr. Schlesien rejoined in
kindness, making his voice a musical intimation of the
smallness of the things.
"We build great houses, to employ our bricks."
"No, Colney, to live in," said Victor.
"Scarcely long enough to warm them."
"What do you . . . fiddle!"
"They are not Hohenzollerns!"
"It is true," Dr. Schlesien called. "No, but you learn
discipline; you build. I say wid you, not Hohenzollerns you
build! But you shall look above: Eyes up. Ire necesse est. Good,
but mount; you come to something. Have ideas."
"Good, but when do we reach your level?"
"Sir, I do not say more than that we do not want instruction
from foreigners."
"Pupil to pædagogue indeed. You have the wreath in Music, in
Jurisprudence, Chemistry, Scholarship, Beer, Arms, Manners."
Dr. Schlesien puffed a tempest of tobacco and strode.
"He is chiselling for wit in the Teutonic block," Colney said,
falling back to Fenellan.
Fenellan observed: "You might have credited him with the
finished sculpture."
"They're ahead of us in sticking at the charge of wit."
"They've a widening of their swallow since Versailles."
"Manners?"
"Well, that's a tight cravat for the Teutonic thrapple! But
he's off by himself to loosen it."
Victor came on the couple testily. "What are you two
concocting! I say, do keep the peace, please. An excellent good
fellow; better up in politics than any man I know; understands
music; means well, you can see. You two hate a man at all
serious. And he doesn't bore with his knowledge. A scholar too."
"If he'll bring us the atmosphere of the groves of Academe,
he may swing his ferule pickled in himself, and welcome," said
Fenellan.
"Yes!" Victor nodded at a recognized antagonism in Fenellan;
"but Colney's always lifting the Germans high above us."
"It's to exercise, his muscles."
Victor headed to the other apartments, thinking that the Rev.
Septimus and young Sowerby, Old England herself, were spared by
the diversion of these light skirmishing shots from their
accustomed victims to the masculine people of our time. His
friends would want a drilling to be of aid to him in his
campaign to come. For it was one, and a great one. He
remembered his complete perception of the plan, all the
elements of it, the forward whirling of it, just before the fall
on London Bridge. The greatness of his enterprise laid such
hold of him that the smallest of obstacles had a villainous
aspect; and when, as anticipated, Colney and Fenellan were
sultry flies for whomsoever they could fret, he was blind to the
reading of absurdities which caused Fredi's eyes to stream and
Lady Grace beside him to stand awhile and laugh out her fit.
Young Sowerby appeared forgiving enough--he was a perfect
gentleman: but Fredi's appalling sense of fun must try him
hard. And those young fellows are often more wounded by a
girl's thoughtless laughter than by a man's contempt. Nataly
should have protected him. Her face had the air of a smiling
general satisfaction; sign of a pleasure below the mark
required; sign too of a sleepy partner for a battle. Even in the
wonderful kitchen, arched and pillared (where the explanation
came to Nesta of Madame Callet's frequent leave of absence of
late, when an inferior dinner troubled her father in no degree),
even there his Nataly listened to the transports of the guests
with benign indulgence.
"Mama!" said Nesta, ready to be entranced by kitchens in her
bubbling animation: she meant the recalling of instances of
the conspirator her father had been.
"You none of you guessed Armandine's business!" Victor cried,
in a glee that pushed to make the utmost of this matter and
count against chagrin. "She was off to Paris; went to test the
last inventions:--French brains are always alert:--and in fact,
those kitchen-ranges, gas and coal, and the apparatus for
warming plates and dishes, the whole of the battery is on the
model of the Due d'Ariane's--finest in Europe. Well," he agreed
with Colney, "to say France is enough."
Mr. Pempton spoke to Miss Graves of the task for a woman to
conduct a command so extensive. And, as when an inoffensive
wayfarer has chanced to set foot near a wasp's nest, out on him
came woman and her champions, the worthy and the sham, like a
blast of powder.
Victor ejaculated: "Armandine!" Whoever doubted her
capacity, knew not Armandine; or not knowing Armandine, knew
not the capacity in women.
With that utterance of her name, he saw the orangey spot on
London Bridge, and the sinking Tower and masts and funnels, and
the rising of them, on his return to his legs; he recollected,
that at the very edge of the fall he had Armandine strongly in
his mind. She was to do her part: Fenellan and Colney on the
surface, she below: and hospitality was to do its part, and
music was impressed--the innocent Concerts; his wealth, all his
inventiveness were to serve;--and merely to attract and win the
tastes of people, for a social support to Lakelands! Merely
that? Much more:--if Nataly's coldness to the place would but
allow him to form an estimate of how much. At the same time,
being in the grasp of his present disappointment, he perceived
a meanness in the result, that was astonishing and afflicting.
He had not ever previously felt imagination starving at the
vision of success. Victor had yet to learn, that the man with a
material object in aim, is the man of his object; and the
nearer to his mark, often the farther is he from a sober self;
he. is more the arrow of his bow than bow to his arrow. This we
pay for scheming: and success is costly; we find we have pledged
the better half of ourselves to clutch it; not to be redeemed
with the whole handful of our prize! He was, however, learning
after his leaping fashion. Nataly's defective sympathy made him
look at things through the feelings she depressed. A shadow of
his missed Idea on London. Bridge seemed to cross him from the
close flapping of a wing within reach. He could say only, that
it would, if caught, have been an answer to the thought
disturbing him.
Nataly drew Colney Durance with her eyes to step beside her,
on the descent to the terrace. Little Skepsey hove in sight,
coming swift as the point of an outrigger over the flood.
THE bearer of his master's midday letters from London shot
beyond Nataly as soon as seen, with an apparent snap of his
body in passing. He steamed to the end of the terrace and
delivered the packet, returning at the same rate of speed, to do
proper homage to the lady he so much respected. He had left
the railway-station on foot instead of taking a fly, because of a
calculation that he would save three minutes; which he had not
lost for having to come through the rain-cloud. "Perhaps the
contrary," Skepsey said: it might be judged to have accelerated
his course: and his hat dripped, and his coat shone, and he
soaped his hands, cheerful as an ouzel-cock when the sun is out
again.
"Many cracked crowns lately, in the Manly Art?" Colney
inquired of him. And Skepsey answered with precision of
statement: "Crowns, no, sir; the nose, it may happen; but it
cannot be said to be the rule."
"You are of opinion, that the practice of Scientific Pugilism
offers us compensation for the broken bridge of a nose?"
"In an increase of manly self-esteem: I do, sir, yes."
Skepsey was shy of this gentleman's bite; and he fancied his
defense had been correct. Perceiving a crumple of the lips of
Mr. Durance, he took the attitude of a watchful dubiety.
"But, my goodness, you are wet through!" cried Nataly,
reproaching herself for the tardy compassion; and Nesta ran up
to them and heaped a thousand pities on her "poor dear Skip,"
and drove him in beneath the glass-dome to the fragments of
pic-nic, and poured champagne for him, "lest his wife should
have to doctor him for a cold," and poured afresh, when he had
obeyed her: "for the toasting of Lakelands, dear Skepsey!"
impossible to resist: so he drank, and blinked; and was then
told, that before using his knife and fork he must betake
himself to some fire of shavings and chips, where coffee was
being made, for the purpose of drying his clothes. But this he
would not hear of: he was pledged to business, to convey his
master's letters, and he might have to catch a train by the
last quarter-minute, unless it was behind the time-tables; he
must hold himself ready to start. Entreated, adjured,
commanded, Skepsey commiseratingly observed to Colney
Durance, "The ladies do not understand, sir!" For Turk of
Constantinople had never a more haremed opinion of the
unfitness of women in the brave world of action. The
persistence of these ladies endeavouring to prevent him in the
course of his duty, must have succeeded save that for one word
of theirs he had two, and twice the promptitude of motion. He
explained to them, as to good children, that the loss of five
minutes might be the loss of a Post, the loss of thousands of
pounds, the loss of the character of a Firm; and he was away to
the terrace. Nesta headed him and waved him back. She and her
mother rebuked him: they called him unreasonable; wherein
they resembled the chief example of the sex to him, in a wife
he had at home, who levelled that charge against her husband
when most she needed discipline:--the woman laid hand on the
very word legitimately his own for the justification of his
process with her.
"But, Skips! if you are ill and we have to nurse you!" said
Nesta.
She forgot the hospital, he told her cordially, and laughed
at the notion of a ducking producing a cold or a cold a fever,
or any thing consumption, with him. So the ladies had to keep
down their anxious minds and allow him to stand in wet
clothing to eat his cold pie and salad.
Miss Priscilla Graves entering to them, became a witness
that they were seductresses for inducing him to drink wine--and
a sparkling wine.
"It is to warm him," they pleaded; and she said: "He must be
warm from his walk;" and they said: "But he is wet;" and said
she, without a show of feeling: "Warm water, then;" and Skepsey
writhed, as if in the grasp of anatomists, at being the subject
of female contention or humane consideration. Miss Graves
caught signs of the possible proselyte in him; she remarked
encouragingly: "I am sure he does not like it; he still has a
natural taste."
She distressed his native politeness, for the glass was in his
hand, and he was fully aware of her high-principled aversion;
and he profoundly bowed to principles, believing his England to
be pillared on them; and the lady looked like one who bore the
standard of a principle; and if we slap and pinch and starve our
appetites, the idea of a principle seems entering us to support.
Subscribing to a principle, our energies are refreshed; we have
a faith in the country that was not with us before the act; and
of a real well-founded faith come the glowing thoughts which we
have at times: thoughts of England heading the nations; when
the smell of an English lane under showers challenges Eden, and
the threading of a London crowd tunes discords to the swell of
a cathedral organ. It may be, that by the renunciation of any
description of alcohol, a man will stand clearer-headed to
serve his country. He may expect to have a clearer memory, for
certain: he will not be asking himself, unable to decide,
whether his master named a Mr. Journeyman or a Mr. Jarniman,
as the person he declined to receive. Either of the two is
repulsed upon his application, owing to the guilty similarity of
sounds: but what we are to think of is, our own sad state of
inefficiency in failing to remember; which accuses our physical
condition, therefore our habits.--Thus the little man debated,
scarcely requiring more than to hear the right word, to be a
convert and make him a garland of the proselyte's fetters.
Destructively for the cause she advocated, Miss Priscilla
gestured the putting forth of an abjuring hand, with the
recommendation to him, so to put aside temptation that
instant; and she signified in a very ugly jerk of her features,
the vilely filthy stuff Morality thought it, however pleasing it
might be to a palate corrupted by indulgence of the sensual
appetites.
But the glass had been handed to him by the lady he
respected, who looked angelical in offering it, divinely other
than ugly; and to her he could not be discourteous; not even to
pay his homage to the representative of a principle. He bowed
to Miss Graves, and drank, and rushed forth; hearing shouts
behind him.
His master had a packet of papers ready, easy for the pocket.
"By the way, Skepsey," he said, "if a man named Jarniman
should call at the office, I will see him."
Skepsey's grey eyes came out.
--Or was it Journeyman, that his master would not see; and
Jarniman that he would?
His habit of obedience, pride of apprehension, and the time
to catch the train, forbade inquiry. Besides he knew of himself
of old, that his puzzles were best unriddled running.
The quick of pace are soon in the quick of thoughts.
Jarniman, then, was a man whom his master, not wanting to
see, one day, and wanting to see, on another day, might wish to
conciliate: a case of policy. Let Jarniman go. Journeyman, on
the other hand, was nobody at all, a ghost of the fancy. Yet
this Journeyman was as important an individual, he was a dread
reality; more important to Skepsey in the light of patriot: and
only in that light was he permitted of a scrupulous conscience
and modest mind to think upon himself when the immediate
subject was his master's interests. For this Journeyman had
not an excuse for existence in Mr. Radnor's pronunciation: he
was born of the buzz of a troubled ear, coming of a disordered
brain, consequent necessarily upon a disorderly stomach, that
might protest a degree of comparative innocence, but would be
shamed utterly under inspection of the eye of a lady of
principle.
What, then, was the value to his country of a servant who
could not accurately recollect his master's words! Miss Graves
within him asked the rapid little man, whether indeed his ideas
were his own after draughts of champagne.
The ideas, excited to an urgent animation by his racing trot,
were a quiverful in flight over an England terrible to the foe
and dancing on the green. Right so: but would we keep-up the
dance, we must be red iron to touch: and the fighter for
conquering is the one who can last and has the open brain;--and
there you have a point against alcohol. Yes, and Miss Graves, if
she would press it, with her natural face, could be pleasant and
persuasive: and she ought to be told she ought to marry, for
the good of the country. Women taking liquor:--Skepsey had a
vision of his wife with rheumy peepers oblique and miauly
mouth, as he had once beheld the creature:--Oh! they need
discipline: not such would we have for the mothers of our
English young. Decidedly the women of principle are bound to
enter wedlock; they should be bound by law. Whereas, in the
opposing case--the binding of the unprincipled to a celibate
state--such a law would have saved Skepsey from the
necessitated commission of deeds of discipline with one of the
female sex, and have rescued his progeny from a likeness to the
corn-stalk reverting to weed. He had but a son for England's
defense; and the frame of his boy might be set quaking by a
thump on the wind of a drum; the courage of William Barlow
Skepsey would not stand against a sheep; it would wind-up hares
to have a run at him out in the field. Offspring of a woman of
principle! . . . but there is no rubbing out in life: why dream
of it Only that one would not have one's country the loser!
Dwell a moment on the reverse:--and first remember the
lesson of the Captivity of the Jews and the outcry of their
backsliding and repentance:--see a nation of the honourably
begotten; muscular men disdaining the luxuries they will
occasionally condescend to taste, like some tribe in Greece;
boxers, rowers, runners, climbers; braced, indomitable;
magnanimous, as only the strong can be; an army at word,
winning at a stroke the double battle of the hand and the
heart: men who can walk the paths through the garden of the
pleasures. They receive fitting mates, of a build to promise or
aid in ensuring depth of chest and long reach of arm for their
progeny.
Down goes the world before them.
And we see how much would be due for this to a corps of
ladies like Miss Graves, not allowed to remain too long on the
stalk of spinsterhood. Her age might count twenty-eight: too
long! She should be taught that men can, though truly ordinary
women cannot, walk these orderly paths through the garden. An
admission to women, hinting restrictions, on a ticket marked
"in moderation" (meaning, that they may pluck a flower or fruit
along the pathway border to which they are confined), speedily,
alas, exhibits them at a mad scramble across the pleasure-beds.
They know not moderation. Neither for their own sakes nor for
the sakes of Posterity will they hold from excess, when they
are not pledged to shun it. The reason is, that their minds
cannot conceive the abstract, as men do.
But there are grounds for supposing that the example before
them of a sex exercising self-control in freedom, would induce
women to pledge themselves to a similar abnegation, until they
gain some sense of touch upon the impalpable duty to the
generations coming after us:--thanks to the voluntary example
we set them.
The stupendous task, which had hitherto baffled Skepsey in
the course of conversational remonstrances with his wife;--that
of getting the Idea of Posterity into the understanding of its
principal agent, might then be mastered.
Therefore clearly men have to begin the salutary movement:
it manifestly devolves upon them. Let them at once take to
rigorous physical training. Women under compulsion, as
vessels: men in their magnanimity, patriotically, voluntarily.
Miss Graves must have had an intimation for him; he guessed
it; and it plunged him into a conflict with her, that did not
suffer him to escape without ruefully feeling the feebleness of
his vocabulary: and consequently he made a reluctant appeal to
figures, and it hung upon the bolder exhibition of lists and
tables as to whether he was beaten; and if beaten, he was
morally her captive; and this being the case, nothing could be
more repulsive to Skepsey; seeing that he, unable of his nature
passively or partially to undertake a line of conduct, beheld
himself wearing a detestable `ribbon,' for sign of an oath quite
needlessly sworn (simply to satisfy the lady overcoming him
with nimbler tongue), and blocking the streets, marching in
bands beneath banners, howling hymns.
Statistics, upon which his master and friends, after
exchanging opinions in argument, always fell back, frightened
him. As long as they had no opponents of their own kind, they
swept the field, they were intelligible, as the word `principle'
had become. But the appearance of one body of Statistics
invariably brought up another; and the strokes and
counterstrokes were like a play of quarter-staff on the sconce,
to knock all comprehension out of Skepsey. Otherwise he would
not unwillingly have inquired to-morrow into the Statistics of
the controversy between the waters of the wells and of the
casks, prepared to walk over to the victorious, however
objectionable that proceeding. He hoped to question his master
some day: except that his master would very naturally have a
tendency to sum-up in favour of wine--good wine, in moderation;
just as Miss Graves for the cup of tea--not so thoughtfully
stipulating that it should be good and not too copious.
Statistics are according to their conjurors; they are not
independent bodies, with native colours; they needs must be
painted by the different hands they pass through, and they may
be multiplied; a nought or so counts for nothing with the
teller. Skepsey saw that. Yet they can overcome: even as
fictitious battalions, they can overcome. He shrank from the
results of a ciphering match having him for object, and was
ashamed of feeling to Statistics as women to giants;
nevertheless he acknowledged that the badge was upon him, if
Miss Graves should beat her master in her array of figures, to
insist on his wearing it, as she would, she certainly would. And
against his internal conviction perhaps; with the knowledge
that the figures were an unfortified display, and his oath of
bondage an unmanly servility, the silliest of ceremonies! He
was shockingly feminine to Statistics.
Mr. Durance despised them: he called them, arguing against
Mr. Radnor, "those emotional things," not comprehensibly to
Skepsey. But Mr. Durance, a very clever gentleman, could not be
right in everything. He made strange remarks upon his country.
Dr. Yatt attributed them to the state of his digestion.
And Mr. Fenellan had said of Mr. Durance that, as "a barrister
wanting briefs, the speech in him had been bottled too long and
was an overripe wine dripping sour drops through the rotten
cork." Mr. Fenellan said it laughing, he meant no harm. Skepsey
was sure he had the words. He heard no more than other people
hear; he remembered whole sentences, and many: on one of his
runs, this active little machine, quickened by motion to fire,
revived the audible of years back; whatever suited his turn of
mind at the moment rushed to the rapid wheels within him. His
master's business and friends, his country's welfare and
advancement, these, with records, items, anticipations, of the
manlier sports to decorate, were his current themes; all being
chopped and tossed and mixed in salad accordance by his fervour
of velocity. And if you would like a further definition of
Genius, think of it as a form of swiftness. It is the lively
young great-grandson, in the brain, of the travelling force
which mathematicians put to paper, in a row of astounding
ciphers, for the motion of earth through space; to the
generating of heat, whereof is multiplication, whereof deposited
matter, and so your chaos, your half-lighted labyrinth, your
ceaseless pressure to evolvement; and then Light, and so
Creation, order, the work of Genius. What do you say?
Without having a great brain, the measure of it possessed by
Skepsey was alive under strong illumination. In his heart, while
doing penance for his presumptuousness, he believed that he
could lead regiments of men. He was not the army's General, he
was the General's Lieutenant, now and then venturing to suggest
a piece of counsel to his Chief. On his own particular drilled
regiments, his Chief may rely; and on his knowledge of the
country of the campaign, roads, morasses, masking hills,
dividing rivers. He had mapped for himself mentally the battles
of conquerors in his favourite historic reading; and he
understood the value of a plan, and the danger of sticking to it,
and the advantage of a big army for flanking; and he man*uvred
a small one cunningly to make it a bolt at the telling instant.
Dartrey Fenellan had explained to him Frederick's oblique
attack, Napoleon's employment of the artillery arm preparatory
to the hurling of the cataract on the spot of weakness,
Wellington's parallel march with Marmont up to the hour of
the decisive cut through the latter at Salamanca; and Skepsey
treated his enemy to the like, deferentially reporting the
engagement to a Chief whom his modesty kept in eminence, for
the receiving of the principal honours. As to his men, of all
classes and sorts, they are so supple with training that they
sustain a defeat like the sturdy pugilist a knock off his legs,
and up smiling a minute after--one of the truly beautiful
sights on this earth! They go at the double half a day, never
sounding a single pair of bellows among them. They have their
appetites in full control, to eat when they can, or cheerfully
fast. They have healthy frames, you see; and as the healthy
frame is not artificially heated, it ensues that, under any title
you like, they profess the principles--into the bog we go, we
have got round to it!--the principles of those horrible
marching and chanting people!
Then, must our England, to be redoubtable to the enemy, be a
detestable country for habitation?
Here was a knot.
Skepsey's head dropped lower, he went as a ram. The sayings
of Mr. Durance about his dear England:--that "her remainder of
life is in the activity of her diseases":--that "she has so fed
upon Pap of Compromise as to be unable any longer to conceive
a muscular resolution":--that "she is animated only as the
carcase to the blow-fly"; and so forth:--charged on him during
his wrestle with his problem. And the gentleman had said, had
permitted himself to say, that our England's recent history was
a provincial apothecary's exhibition of the battle of bane and
antidote. Mr. Durance could hardly mean it. But how could one
answer him when he spoke of the torpor of the people, and of
the succeeding Governments as a change of lacqueys--or the
purse-string's lacqueys? He said, that Old England has taken to
the arm-chair for good, and thinks it her whole business to
pronounce opinions and listen to herself; and that, in the face
of an armed Europe, this great nation is living on sufferance.
Oh!
Skepsey had uttered the repudiating exclamation.
"Feel quite up to it?" he was asked by his neighbour.
The mover of armed hosts for the defence of the country sat
in a third-class carriage of the train, approaching the first of
the stations on the way to town. He was instantly up to the
level of an external world, and fell into give and take with a
burly broad communicative man; located in London, but born in
the North, in view of Durham cathedral, as he thanked his Lord;
who was of the order of pork-butcher; which succulent calling
had carried him down to near upon the borders of Surrey and
Sussex, some miles beyond the new big house of a Mister whose
name he had forgotten, though he had heard it mentioned by an
acquaintance interested in the gentleman's doings. But his
object was to have a look at a rare breed of swine, worth the
journey; that didn't run to fat so much as to flavour, had
longer legs, sharp snouts to plump their hams; over from
Spain, it seemed; and the gentleman owning them was for
selling them, finding them wild past correction. But the
acquaintance mentioned, who was down to visit t'other
gentleman's big new edifice in workman's hands, had a mother,
who had been cook to a family, and was now widow of a cook's
shop; ham, beef, and sausages, prime pies to order; and a good
specimen herself; and if ever her son saw her spirit at his
bedside, there wouldn't be room for much else in that chamber
--supposing us to keep our shapes. But he was the right sort of
son, anxious to push his mother's shop where he saw a chance,
and do it cheap; and those foreign pigs, after a disappointment
to their importer, might be had pretty cheap, and were
accounted tasty.
Skepsey's main thought was upon war: the man had discoursed
of pigs.
He informed the man of his having heard from a scholar, that
pigs had been the cause of more bloody battles than any other
animal.
How so? the pork-butcher asked, and said he was not much of
a scholar, and pigs might be provoking, but he had not heard
they were a cause of strife between man and man. For
possession of them, Skepsey explained. Oh! possession! Why,
we've heard of bloody battles for the possession of women! Men
will fight for almost anything they care to get or call their
own, the pork-butcher said; and he praised Old England for
avoiding war. Skepsey nodded. How if war is forced on us?--Then
we fight.--Suppose we are not prepared?--We soon get that up.
--Skepsey requested him to state the degree of resistance he
might think he could bring against a pair of skilful fists, in a
place out of hearing of the police.
"Say, you!" said the pork-butcher, and sharply smiled, for he
was a man of size.
"I would give you two minutes," rejoined Skepsey, eyeing him
intently and kindly: insomuch that it could be seen he was not
in the conundrum vein.
"Rather short allowance, eh, master?" said the bigger man.
"Feel here;" he straightened out his arm and doubled it, raising
a proud bridge of muscle.
Skepsey performed the national homage to muscle. "Twice
that, would not help without the science," he remarked, and let
his arm be gripped in turn.
The pork-butcher's throat sounded, as it were, commas and
colons, punctuations in his reflections, while he tightened
fingers along the iron lump. "Stringy. You're a wiry one, no
mistake." It was encomium. With the ingrained contempt of size
for a smallness that has not yet taught it the prostrating
lesson, he said: "Weight tells."
"In a wrestle," Skepsey admitted. "Allow me to say, you would
not touch me."
"And how do you know I'm not a trifle handy with the maulers
myself?"
"You will pardon me for saying, it would be worse for you if
you were."
The pork-butcher was flung backward. "Are you a Professor,
may I inquire?"
Skepsey rejected the title. "I can engage to teach young men,
upon a proper observance of first principles."
"They be hanged!" cried the ruffled pork-butcher. "Our best
men never got it out of books. Now, you tell me--you've got a
spiflicating style of talk about you:--no brag, you tell me--
course, the best man wins, if you mean that:--now, if I was one
of 'em, and I fetches you a bit of a flick, how then? Would you
be ready to step out with a real Professor?"
"I should claim a fair field," was the answer, made in
modesty.
"And you'd expect to whop me with they there principles of
yours?"
"I should expect to."
"Bang me!" was roared. After a stare at the mild little
figure with the fitfully dead-levelled large grey eyes in front
of him, the pork-butcher resumed: "Take you for the man you
say you be, you're just the man for my friend Jarn and me. He
dearly loves to see a set-to, self the same. What prettier? And
if you would be so obliging some day as to favour us with a
display, we'd head a cap conformably, whether you'd the best of
it, according to your expectations, or t'other way:--For there
never was shame in a jolly good licking! as the song says: that
is, if you take it and make it appear jolly good.--And find you
an opponent meet and fit, never doubt. Ever had the worse of an
encounter, sir?"
"Often, sir."
"Well, that's good. And it didn't destroy your confidence?"
"Added to it, I hope."
At this point, it became a crying necessity for Skepsey to
escape from an area of boastfulness, into which he had fallen
inadvertently; and he hastened to apologize `for his personal
reference,' that was intended for an illustration of our country
caught unawares by a highly trained picked soldiery, inferior in
numbers to the patriotic levies, but sharp at the edge and
knowing how to strike. Measure the axe, measure the tree; and
which goes down first?
"Invasion, is it?--and you mean, we're not to hit back?" the
pork-butcher bellowed, and presently secured a murmured
approbation from an audience of three, that had begun to
comprehend the dialogue, and strengthened him in a manner to
teach Skepsey the foolishness of ever urging analogies of too
extended a circle to close sharply on the mark. He had no
longer a chance, he was overborne, identified with the fated
invader, rolled away into the chops of the Channel, to be
swallowed up entire, and not a rag left of him, but John Bull
tucking up his shirt-sleeves on the shingle beach, ready for a
second or a third; crying to them to come on.
Warmed by his Bullish victory, and friendly to the
vanquished, the pork-butcher told Skepsey he should like to see
more of him, and introduced himself on a card: Benjamin
Shaplow, not far from the Bank.
They parted at the Terminus, where three shrieks of an
engine, sounding like merry messages of the damned to their
congeners in the anticipatory stench of the cab-droppings
above, disconnected sane hearing; perverted it, no doubt. Or
else it was the stamp of a particular name on his mind, which
impressed Skepsey, as he bored down the street and across the
bridge, to fancy in recollection, that Mr. Shaplow, when
reiterating the wish for self and friend to witness a display of
his cunning with the fists, had spoken the name of Jarniman. An
unusual name: yet more than one Jarniman might well exist.
And unlikely that a friend of the pork-butcher would be the
person whom Mr. Radnor first prohibited and then desired to
receive. It hardly mattered:--considering that the Dutch Navy
did really, incredible as it seems now, come sailing a good way
up the River Thames, into the very main artery of Old England.
And what thought the Tower of it? Skepsey looked at the Tower
in sympathy, wondering whether the Tower had seen those
impudent Dutch: a nice people at home, he had heard. Mr.
Shaplow's Jarniman might actually be Mr. Radnor's, he inclined
to think. At any rate he was now sure of the name.
FENELLAN, in a musing exclamation, that was quite spontaneous,
had put a picture on the departing Skepsey, as observed from an
end of the Lakelands upper terrace-walk. "Queer little water-
wagtail it is!" And Lady Grace Halley and Miss Graves and Mrs.
Cormyn, snugly silken dry ones, were so taken with the pretty
likeness after hearing Victor call the tripping dripping
creature the happiest man in England, that they nursed it in
their minds for a Bewick tailpiece to the chapter of a pleasant
rural day. It imbedded the day in an idea that it had been rural.
We are indebted almost for construction to those who will
define us briefly: we are but scattered leaves to the general
comprehension of us until such a work of binding and labelling
is done. And should the definition be not so correct as brevity
pretends to make it at one stroke, we are at least rendered
portable; thus we pass into the conceptions of our fellows,
into the records, down to posterity. Anecdotes of England's
happiest man were related, outlines of his personal history
requested. His nomination in chief among the traditionally very
merry Islanders was hardly borne out by the tale of his
enchainment with a drunken yokefellow--unless upon the Durance
version of the felicity of his countrymen; still, the water-
wagtail carried it, Skepsey trotted into memories. Heroes
conducted up Fame's temple-steps by ceremonious historians,
who are studious, when the platform is reached, of the art of
setting them beneath the flambeau of a final image, before
thrusting them inside to be rivetted on their pedestals, have an
excellent chance of doing the same, let but the provident
narrators direct that image to paint the thing a moth-like
humanity desires, in the thing it shrinks from. Miss Priscilla
Graves now fastened her meditations upon Skepsey; and it was
important to him.
Tobacco withdrew the haunting shadow of the Rev. Septimus
Barmby from Nesta. She strolled beside Louise de Seilles, to
breathe sweet-sweet in the dear friend's ear and tell her she
loved her. The presence of the German had, without rousing
animosity, damped the young Frenchwoman, even to a revulsion
when her feelings had been touched by hearing praise of her
France, and wounded by the subjects of the praise. She bore the
national scar, which is barely skin-clothing of a gash that will
not heal since her country was overthrown and dismembered.
Colney Durance could excuse the unreasonableness in her, for it
had a dignity, and she controlled it, and quietly suffered,
trusting to the steady, tireless, concentrated aim of her
France. In the Gallic mind of our time, France appears as a
prematurely buried Glory, that heaves the mound oppressing
breath and cannot cease; and calls hourly, at times keenly, to
be remembered, rescued from the pain and the mould-spots of
that foul sepulture. Mademoiselle and Colney were friends,
partly divided by her speaking once of revanche; whereupon he
assumed the chair of the Moralist, with its right to lecture,
and went over to the enemy; his talk savoured of a German. Our
holding of the balance, taking two sides, is incomprehensible
to a people quivering with the double wound to body and soul.
She was of Breton blood. Cymric enough was in Nesta to catch
any thrill from her and join to her mood, if it hung out a
colour sad or gay, and was noble, as any mood of this dear
Louise would surely be.
Nataly was not so sympathetic. Only the Welsh and pure Irish
are quick at the feelings of the Celtic French. Nataly came of a
Yorkshire stock; she had the bravery, humaneness and generous
temper of our civilized North, and a taste for mademoiselle's
fine breeding, with a distaste for the singular air of
superiority in composure which it was granted to mademoiselle
to wear with an unassailable reserve when the roughness of the
commercial boor was obtrusive. She said of her to Colney, as
they watched the couple strolling by the lake below: "Nesta
brings her out of her frosts. I suppose it's the presence of Dr.
Schlesien. I have known it the same after an evening of
Wagner's music."
"Richard Wagner Germanized ridicule of the French when they
were down," said Colney. "She comes of a blood that never
forgives."
"`Never forgives' is horrible to think of! I fancied you liked
your `Kelts,' as you call them."
Colney seized on a topic that shelved a less agreeable one
that he saw coming. "You English won't descend to understand
what does not resemble you. The French are in a state of
feverish patriotism. You refuse to treat them for a case of
fever. They are lopped of a limb: you tell them to be at rest!"
"You know I am fond of them."
"And the Kelts, as they are called, can't and won't forgive
injuries; look at Ireland, look at Wales, and the Keltic Scot.
Have you heard them talk? It happened in the year 1400: it's
alive to them as if it were yesterday. Old History is as dead to
the English as their first father. They beg for the privilege of
pulling the forelock to the bearers of the titles of the men
who took their lands from them and turn them to the uses of
cattle. The Saxon English had, no doubt, a heavier thrashing
than any people allowed to subsist ever received: you see it to
this day; the crick of the neck at the name of a lord is now
concealed and denied, but they have it and betray the effects;
and it's patent in their journals, all over their literature.
Where it's not seen, another blood's at work. The Kelt won't
accept that form of slavery. Let him be servile, supple,
cunning, treacherous, and to appearance time-serving, he will
always remember his day of manly independence and who robbed
him: he is the poetic animal of the races of modern men."
"You give him Pagan colours."
"Natural colours. He does not offer the other cheek or turn
his back to be kicked after a knock to the ground. Instead of
asking him to forgive, which he cannot do, you must teach him
to admire. A mercantile community guided by Political Economy
from the ledger to the banquet presided over by its Dagon-
Capital, finds that difficult. However, there's the secret of
him; that I respect in him. His admiration of an enemy or
oppressor doing great deeds, wins him entirely. He is an active
spirit, not your negative passive letter-of-Scripture Insensible.
And his faults, short of ferocity, are amusing."
"But the fits of ferocity!"
"They are inconscient, real fits. They come of a hot nerve.
He is manageable, sober too when his mind is charged. As to the
French people, they are the most mixed of any European nation;
so they are packed with contrasts: they are full of sentiment,
they are sharply logical; free-thinkers, devotees; affectionate,
ferocious; frivolous, tenacious; the passion of the season
operating like sun or moon on these qualities; and they can
reach to ideality out of sensualism. Below your level, they're
above it:--a paradox is at home with them!"
"My friend, you speak seriously--an unusual compliment,"
Nataly said, and ungratefully continued: "You know what is
occupying me. I want your opinion. I guess it. I want to hear--a
mean thirst perhaps, and you would pay me any number of
compliments to avoid the subject; but let me hear:--this
house!"
Colney shrugged in resignation. "Victor works himself out,"
he replied.
"We are to go through it all again?"
"If you have not the force to contain him."
"How contain him?"
Up went Colney's shoulders.
"You may see it all before you," he said, "straight as the
Seine chaussée from the hill of La Roche Guyon."
He looked for her recollection of the scene.
"Ah, the happy ramble that year!" she cried. "And my Nesta
just seven. We had been six months at Craye. Every day of our
life together looks happy to me, looking back, though I know
that every day had the same troubles. I don't think I'm
deficient in courage; I think I could meet. . . . But the false
position so cruelly weakens me. I am no woman's equal when I
have to receive or visit. It seems easier to meet the worst in
life--danger, death, anything. Pardon me for talking so. Perhaps
we need not have left Craye or Creckholt . . . ?" she hinted an
interrogation. "Though I am not sorry; it is not good to be
where one tastes poison. Here it may be as deadly, worse. Dear
friend, I am so glad you remember La Roche Guyon. He was
popular with the dear French people."
"In spite of his accent."
"It is not so bad?"
"And that you'll defend!"
"Consider: these neighbours we come among; they may have
heard. . . ."
"Act on the assumption."
"You forget the principal character. Victor promises; he may
have learnt a lesson at Creckholt. But look at this house he has
built. How can I--any woman--contain him! He must have
society."
"Paraître!"
"He must be in the front. He has talked of Parliament."
Colney's liver took the thrust of a skewer through it. He
spoke as in meditative encomium: "His entry into Parliament
would promote himself and family to a station of eminence
naked over the Clock Tower of the House."
She moaned. "At the vilest, I cannot regret my conduct--bear
what I may. I can bear real pain: what kills me is, the
suspicion. And I feel it like a guilty wretch! And I do not feel
the guilt! I should do the same again, on reflection. I do
believe it saved him. I do; oh! I do, I do. I cannot expect my
family to see with my eyes. You know them--my brother and
sisters think I have disgraced them; they put no value on my
saving him. It sounds childish; it is true. He had fallen into a
terrible black mood."
"He had an hour of gloom."
"An hour!"
"But an hour, with him! It means a good deal."
"Ah, friend, I take your words. He sinks terribly when he
sinks at all.--Spare us a little while.--We have to judge of
what is good in the circumstances:--I hear your reply! But the
principal for me to study is Victor. You have accused me of
being the voice of the enamoured woman. I follow him, I know; I
try to advise; I find it is wisdom to submit. My people regard
my behaviour as a wickedness or a madness. I did save him. I
joined my fate with his. I am his mate, to help, and I cannot
oppose him, to distract him. I do my utmost for privacy. He
must entertain. Believe me, I feel for them--sisters and
brother. And now that my sisters are married. . . . My brother
has a man's hardness."
"Colonel Dreighton did not speak harshly, at our last
meeting."
"He spoke of me?"
"He spoke in the tone of a brother."
"Victor promises--I won't repeat it. Yes, I see the house!
There appears to be a prospect, a hope--I cannot allude to it.
Craye and Creckholt may have been some lesson to him.--Selwyn
spoke of me kindly? Ah, yes, it is the way with my people to
pretend that Victor has been the ruin of me, that they may
come round to family sentiments. In the same way, his
relatives, the Duvidney ladies, have their picture of the woman
misleading him. Imagine me the naughty adventuress!"--Nataly
falsified the thought insurgent at her heart, in adding: "I do
not say I am blameless." It was a concession to the
circumambient enemy, of whom even a good friend was a part,
and not better than a respectful emissary. The dearest of her
friends belonged to that hostile world. Only Victor, no other,
stood with her against the world. Her child, yes; the love of
her child she had; but the child's destiny was an alien
phantom, looking at her with harder eyes than she had vision of
in her family. She did not say she was blameless, did not affect
the thought. She would have wished to say, for small
encouragement she would have said, that her case could be
pleaded.
Colney's features were not inviting, though the expression
was not repellent. She sighed deeply; and to count on
something helpful by mentioning it, reverted to the `prospect'
which there appeared to be. "Victor speaks of the certainty of
his release."
His release! Her language pricked a satirist's gall-bladder.
Colney refrained from speaking to wound, and enjoyed a silence
that did it.
"Do you see any possibility?--you knew her," she said coldly.
"Counting the number of times he has been expecting the
release, he is bound to believe it near at hand."
"You don't?" she asked: her bosom was up in a crisis of
expectation for the answer: and on a pause of half-a-minute,
she could have uttered the answer herself.
He perceived the insane eagerness through her mask, and
despised it, pitying the woman. "And you don't," he said. "You
catch at delusions, to excuse the steps you consent to take. Or
you want me to wear the blinkers, the better to hoodwink your
own eyes. You see it as well as I:--if you enter that house, you
have to go through the same as at Creckholt:--and he'll be the
first to take fright."
"No."
"He finds you in tears: he is immensely devoted; he flings up
all to protect `his Nataly.'"
"No: you are unjust to him. He would fling up all:--"
"But his Nataly prefers to be dragged through fire? As you
please!"
She bowed to her chastisement. One motive in her
consultation with him came of the knowledge of his capacity to
inflict it and his honesty in the act, and a thirst she had to
hear the truth loud-tongued from him; together with a feeling
that he was excessive and satiric, not to be read by the letter
of his words: and in consequence, she could bear the lash from
him, and tell her soul that he overdid it, and have an unjustly-
treated self to cherish.--But in very truth she was a woman who
loved to hear the truth; she was formed to love the truth her
position reduced her to violate; she esteemed the hearing it as
medical to her; she selected for counsellor him who would
apply it: so far she went on the straight way; and the desire
for a sustaining deception from the mouth of a trustworthy man
set her hanging on his utterances with an anxious hope of the
reverse of what was to come and what she herself apprehended,
such as checked her pulses and iced her feet and fingers. The
reason being, not that she was craven or absurd or paradoxical,
but that, living at an intenser strain upon her nature than she
or any around her knew, her strength snapped, she broke down by
chance there where Colney was rendered spiteful in beholding
the display of her inconsequent if not puling sex.
She might have sought his counsel on another subject, if a
paralyzing chill of her frame in the foreview of it had allowed
her to speak: she felt grave alarms in one direction, where
Nesta stood in the eye of her father; besides an unformed dread
that the simplicity in generosity of Victor's nature was doomed
to show signs of dross ultimately, under the necessity he
imposed upon himself to run out his forecasts, and scheme, and
defensively compel the world to serve his ends, for the
protection of those dear to him.
At night he was particularly urgent with her for the
harmonious duet in praise of Lakelands; and plied her with
questions all round and about it, to bring out the dulcet
accord. He dwelt on his choice of costly marbles, his fireplace
and mantelpiece designs, the great hall, and suggestions for
imposing and beautiful furniture; concordantly enough, for the
large, the lofty and rich of colour won her, enthusiasm; but
overwhelmingly to any mood of resistance; and strangely in a
man who had of late been adopting, as if his own, a modern
tone, or the social and literary hints of it, relating to the
right uses of wealth, and the duty as well as the delight of
living simply.
"Fredi was pleased."
"Yes, she was, dear."
"She is our girl, my love. `I could live and die here!' Live,
she may. There's room enough."
Nataly saw the door of a covert communication pointed at in
that remark. She gathered herself for an effort to do battle.
"She's quite a child, Victor."
"The time begins to run. We have to look forward now:--I
declare, it's I who seem the provident mother for Fredi!"
"Let our girl wait; don't hurry her mind to. . . . She is
happy with her father and mother. She is in the happiest time
of her life, before those feelings distract."
"If we see good fortune for her, we can't let it pass her."
A pang of the resolution now to debate the case with Victor,
which would be of necessity to do the avoided thing and roll up
the forbidden curtain opening on their whole history past and
prospective, was met in Nataly's bosom by the more bitter
immediate confession that she was not his match. To speak
would be to succumb; and shamefully after the effort; and
hopelessly after being overborne by him. There was not the
anticipation of a set contest to animate the woman's naturally
valiant heart; he was too strong: and his vividness in urgency
overcame her in advance, fascinated her sensibility through
recollection; he fanned an inclination, lighted it to make it a
passion, a frenzied resolve--she remembered how and when. She
had quivering cause to remember the fateful day of her step, in
a letter received that morning from a married sister,
containing no word of endearment or proposal for a meeting. An
unregretted day, if Victor would think of the dues to others;
that is, would take station with the world to see his reflected
position, instead of seeing it through their self-justifying
knowledge of the honourable truth of their love, and pressing
to claim and snatch at whatsoever the world bestows on its
orderly subjects.
They had done evil to no one as yet. Nataly thought that;
notwithstanding the outcry of the ancient and withered woman
who bore Victor Radnor's name: for whom, in consequence of the
rod the woman had used, this tenderest of hearts could summon
no emotion. If she had it, the thing was not to be hauled up to
consciousness. Her feeling was, that she forgave the wrinkled
Malignity: pity and contrition dissolving in the effort to
produce the placable forgiveness. She was frigid because she
knew rightly of herself, that she in the place of power would
never have struck so meanly. But the mainspring of the feeling
in an almost remorseless bosom drew from certain chance
expressions of retrospective physical distaste on Victor's
part;--hard to keep from a short utterance between the nuptial
two, of whom the unshamed exuberant male has found the sweet
reverse in his mate, a haven of heavenliness, to delight in:
--these conjoined with a woman's unspoken pleading ideas of
her own, on her own behalf, had armed her jealously in
vindication of Nature.
Now, as long as they did no palpable wrong about them,
Nataly could argue her case in her conscience--deep down and
out of hearing, where women under scourge of the laws they have
not helped decree may and do deliver their minds. She stood in
that subterranean recess for Nature against the Institutions of
Man: a woman little adapted for the post of rebel; but to this,
by the agency of circumstances, it had come; she who was
designed by nature to be an ornament of those Institutions
opposed them: and when thinking of the rights and the conduct
of the decrepit Legitimate--virulent in a heathen vindictiveness
declaring itself holy--she had Nature's logic, Nature's voice,
for self-defence. It was eloquent with her, to the deafening of
other voices in herself, even to the convincing of herself, when
she was wrought by the fires within to feel elementally. The
other voices within her issued of the acknowledged dues to her
family and to the world--the civilization protecting women:
sentences thereanent in modern books and journals. But the
remembrance of moods of fiery exaltation, when the Nature she
called by name of Love raised the chorus within to stop all
outer buzzing, was, in a perpetual struggle with a whirlpool, a
constant support while she and Victor were one at heart. The
sense of her standing alone made her sway; and a thought of
differences with him caused frightful apprehensions of the
abyss.
Luxuriously she applied to his public life for witness that
he had governed wisely as well as affectionately so long; and he
might therefore, with the chorussing of the world of public
men, expect a woman blindfold to follow his lead. But no; we
may be rebels against our time and its Laws: if we are really
for Nature, we are not lawless. Nataly's untutored scruples,
which came side by side with her ability to plead for her acts,
restrained her from complicity in the ensnaring of a young man
of social rank to espouse the daughter of a couple socially
insurgent--stained, to common thinking, should denunciation
come. The Nature upholding her fled at a vision of a stranger
entangled. Pitiable to reflect, that he was not one of the
adventurer-lords of prey who hunt and run down shadowed
heiresses and are congratulated on their luck in a tolerating
country! How was the young man to be warned? How, under the
happiest of suppositions, propitiate his family! And such a
family, if consenting with knowledge, would consent only for
the love of money. It was angling with as vile a bait as the
rascal lord's. Humiliation hung on the scheme; it struck to
scorching in the contemplation of it. And it darkened her
reading of Victor's character.
She did not ask for the specification of a "good fortune that
might pass;" wishing to save him from his wonted twists of
elusiveness, and herself with him from the dread discussion it
involved upon one point.
"The day was pleasant to all, except perhaps poor
mademoiselle," she said.
"Peridon should have come?"
"Present or absent, his chances are not brilliant, I fear."
"And Pempton and Priscy!"
"They are growing cooler!"
"With their grotesque objections to one another's habits at
table!"
"Can we ever hope to get them over it?"
"When Priscy drinks Port and Pempton munches beef, Colney
says."
"I should say, when they feel warmly enough to think little
of their differences."
"Fire smoothes the creases, yes; and fire is what they're
both wanting in. Though Priscy has Concert-pathos in her voice:
--couldn't act a bit! And Pempton's 'cello tones now and then
have gone through me--simply from his fiddle-bow, I believe.
Don't talk to me of feeling in a couple, within reach of one
another and sniffing objections.--Good, then, for a successful
day to-day so far?"
He neared her, wooing her; and she assented, with a franker
smile than she had worn through the day.
The common burden on their hearts--the simple discussion
to come of the task of communicating dire actualities to their
innocent Nesta--was laid aside.
TWO that live together in union are supposed to be intimate on
every leaf. Particularly when they love one another and the
cause they have at heart is common to them in equal measure,
the uses of a cordial familiarity forbid reserves upon
important matters between them, as we think; not thinking of
an imposed secretiveness, beneath the false external of
submissiveness, which comes of an experience of repeated
inefficiency to maintain a case in opposition, on the part of
the loquently weaker of the pair. In Constitutional Kingdoms a
powerful Government needs not to be tyrannical to lean
oppressively; it is more serviceable to party than agreeable to
country; and where the alliance of men and women binds a
loving couple, of whom one is a torrent of persuasion, their
differings are likely to make the other resemble a log of the
torrent. It is borne along; it dreams of a distant corner of the
way for a determined stand; it consents to its whirling in
anticipation of an undated hour when it will no longer be
neutral.
There may be, moreover, while each has the key of the fellow
breast, a mutually sensitive nerve to protest against intrusion
of light or sound. The cloud over the name of their girl could
now strike Nataly and Victor dumb in their taking of counsel.
She divined that his hint had encouraged him to bring the
crisis nearer, and he that her comprehension had become
tremblingly awake. They shrank, each of them, the more from an
end drawing closely into view. All subjects glooming off or
darkening up to it were shunned by them verbally, and if they
found themselves entering beneath that shadow, conversation
passed to an involuntary gesture, more explicit with him,
significant of the prohibited, though not acknowledging it.
All the stronger was it Victor's purpose, leaping in his
fashion to the cover of action as an escape from perplexity, to
burn and scheme for the wedding of their girl--the safe wedding
of that dearest, to have her protected, secure, with the world
warm about her. And he well knew why his Nataly had her look of
a closed vault (threatening, if opened, to thunder upon Life),
when he dropped his further hints. He chose to call it feminine
inconsistency, in a woman who walked abroad with a basket of
marriage ties for the market on her arm. He knew that she
would soon have to speak the dark words to their girl; and the
idea of any doing of it, caught at his throat. Reasonably she
dreaded the mother's task; pardonably indeed. But it is for the
mother to do, with a girl. He deputed it lightly to the mother
because he could see himself stating the facts to a son. "And,
my dear boy, you will from this day draw your five thousand a
year, and we double it on the day of your marriage, living at
Lakelands or where you will."
His desire for his girl's protection by the name of one of
our great Families, urged him to bind Nataly to the fact, with
the argument, that it was preferable for the girl to hear their
story during her green early youth, while she reposed her
beautiful blind faith in the discretion of her parents, and as an
immediate step to the placing of her hand in a husband's. He
feared that her mother required schooling to tell the story
vindicatingly and proudly, in a manner to distinguish instead of
degrading or temporarily seeming to accept degradation.
The world would weigh on her confession of the weight of the
world on her child; she would want inciting and strengthening,
if one judged of her capacity to meet the trial by her recent
bearing; and how was he to do it! He could not imagine himself
encountering the startled, tremulous, nascent intelligence in
those pure brown dark-lashed eyes of Nesta; he pitied the poor
mother. Fancifully directing her to say this and that to the
girl, his tongue ran till it was cut from his heart and left to
wag dead colourless words.
The prospect of a similar business of exposition, certainly
devolving upon the father in treaty with the fortunate youth,
gripped at his vitals a minute, so intense was his pride in
appearing woundless and scarless, a shining surface, like pure
health's, in the sight of men. Nevertheless he skimmed the
story, much as a lecturer strikes his wand on the prominent
places of a map, that is to show us how he arrived at the
principal point, which we are all agreed to find chiefly
interesting. This with Victor was the naming of Nesta's bridal
endowment. He rushed to it. "My girl will have ten thousand a
year settled on her the day of her marriage." Choice of living
at Lakelands was offered.
It helped him over the unpleasant part of that interview. At
the same time, it moved him to a curious contempt of the
youth. He had to conjure-up an image of the young man in
person, to correct the sentiment: and it remained as a kind of
bruise only half cured.
Mr. Dudley Sowerby was not one of the youths whose presence
would rectify such an abstract estimate of the genus pursuer. He
now came frequently of an evening, to practise a duet for flutes
with Victor;--a Mercadante, honeyed and flowing; too honeyed to
suit a style that, as Fenellan characterized it to Nataly, went
through the music somewhat like an inquisitive tourist in a
foreign town, conscientious to get to the end of the work of
pleasure; until the notes had become familiar, when it rather
resembled a constable's walk along the midnight streets into
collision with a garlanded roysterer; and the man of order and
the man of passion, true to the measure though they were,
seeming to dissent, almost to wrangle, in their different ways
of winding out the melody, on to the last movement; which was
plainly a question between home to the strayed lover's quarters
or off to the lock-up. Victor was altogether the younger of the
two. But his vehement accompaniment was a tutorship; Mr.
Sowerby improved; it was admitted by Nesta and mademoiselle
that he gained a show of feeling; he had learnt that feeling was
wanted. Passion, he had not a notion of: otherwise he would not
be delaying;--the interview, dramatized by the father of the
young bud of womanhood, would be taking place, and the entry
into Lakelands calculable, for Nataly's comfort, as under the
ægis of the Cantor earldom. Gossip flies to a wider circle
round the members of a great titled family, is inaudible; or no
longer the diptherian whisper the commonalty hear of the
commonalty: and so we see the social uses of our aristocracy
survive. We do not want the shield of any family; it is the
situation that wants it; Nataly ought to be awake to the fact.
One blow and we have silenced our enemy: Nesta's wedding-day
has relieved her parents.
Victor's thoughts upon the instrument for striking that
blow, led him to suppose Mr. Sowerby might be meditating on
the extent of the young lady's fortune. He talked randomly of
money, in a way to shatter Nataly's conception of him. He
talked of City affairs at table, as it had been his practice to
shun the doing; and hit the resounding note on mines, which
have risen in the market like the crest of a serpent, casting a
certain spell upon the mercantile understanding. "Fredi's
diamonds from her own mine, or what once was--and she still
reserves a share," were to be shown to Mr. Sowerby.
Nataly respected the young fellow for not displaying avidity
at the flourish of the bait, however it might be affecting him;
and she fancied that he did laboriously, in his way earnestly,
study her girl, to sound for harmony between them, previous to
a wooing. She was a closer reader of social character than
Victor; from refraining to run on the broad lines which are but
faintly illustrative of the individual one in being common to
all--unless we have hit by chance on an example of the
downright in roguery or folly or simple goodness. Mr. Sowerby's
bearing to Nesta was hardly warmed by the glitter of diamonds.
His next visit showed him livelier in courtliness, brighter,
fresher; but that was always his way at the commencement of
every visit, as if his reflections on the foregone had come to a
satisfactory conclusion; and the labours of the new study of the
maiden ensued again in due course to deaden him.
Gentleman he was. In the recognition of his quality as a man
of principle and breeding, Nataly was condemned by thoughts of
Nesta's future to question whether word or act of hers should,
if inclination on both sides existed, stand between her girl and
a true gentleman. She counselled herself, as if the counsel were
in requisition, to be passive; and so doing, she more acutely
than Victor--save in his chance flashes--discerned the twist of
her very nature caused by their false position. And her panacea
for ills, the lost little cottage, would not have averted it: she
would there have had the same coveting desire to name a man of
breeding, honour, station, for Nesta's husband. Perhaps in the
cottage, choosing at leisure, her consent to see the brilliant
young creature tied to the best of dull men would have been
unready, without the girl to push it. For the Hon. Dudley was
lamentably her pupil in liveliness; he took the second part, as,
it is painful for a woman with the old-fashioned ideas upon the
leading of the sexes to behold; resembling in his look the deaf,
who constantly require to have an observation repeated;
resembling the most intelligent of animals, which we do not
name, and we reprove ourselves for seeing a likeness. Yet the
likeness or apparent likeness would suggest that we have not so
much to fear upon the day of the explanation to him. Some gain
is there. Shameful thought! Nataly hastened her mind to gather
many instances or indications testifying to the sterling
substance in young Mr. Sowerby, such as a mother would pray for
her son-in-law to possess. She discovered herself feeling as the
burdened mother, not providently for her girl, in the choice of
a mate. The perception was clear, and not the less did she
continue working at the embroidery of Mr. Sowerby on the basis
of his excellent moral foundations, all the while hoping,
praying, that he might not be lured on to the proposal for
Nesta. But her subservience to the power of the persuasive will
in Victor--which was like the rush of a conflagration--
compelled her to think realizingly of any scheme he allowed
her darkly to read. Opposition to him, was comparable to the
stand of blocks of timber before flame. Colney Durance had
done her the mischief we take from the pessimist when we are
overweighted: in darkening the vision of external aid from man
or circumstance to one who felt herself mastered. Victor could
make her treacherous to her wishes, in revolt against them,
though the heart protested. His first conquest of her was in her
blood, to weaken a spirit of resistance. For the precedent of
submission is a charm upon the faint-hearted through love: it
unwinds, unwills them. Nataly resolved fixedly, that there must
be a day for speaking; and she had her moral sustainment in the
resolve; she had also a tormenting consciousness of material
support in the thought, that the day was not present, was
possibly distant, might never arrive. Would Victor's release
come sooner? And that was a prospect bearing resemblance to
hopes of the cure of a malady through a sharp operation.
These were matters going on behind the curtain; as wholly
vital to her, and with him at times almost as dominant, as the
spiritual in memory, when flesh has left but its shining track
in dust of a soul outwritten; and all their talk related to the
purchase of furniture, the expeditions to Lakelands, music,
public affairs, the pardonable foibles of friends created to
amuse their fellows, operatic heroes and heroines, exhibitions
of pictures, the sorrows of Crowned Heads, so serviceable ever
to mankind as an admonition to the ambitious, a salve to the
envious!--in fine, whatsoever can entertain or affect the most
social of couples, domestically without a care to appearance.
And so far they partially--dramatically--deceived themselves by
imposing on the world while they talked and duetted; for the
purchase of furniture from a flowing purse is a cheerful
occupation; also a City issuing out of hospital, like this poor
City of London, inspires good citizens to healthy activity. But
the silence upon what they were most bent on, had the sinister
effect upon Victor, of obscuring his mental hold of the beloved
woman, drifting her away from him. In communicating
Fenellan's news through the lawyer Carling of Mrs. Burman's
intentions, he was aware that there was an obstacle to his being
huggingly genial, even candidly genial with her, until he could
deal out further news, corroborative and consecutive, to show
the action of things as progressive. Fenellan had sunk into his
usual apathy:--and might plead the impossibility of his moving
faster than the woman professing to transform herself into
beneficence out of malignity;--one could hear him saying the
words! Victor had not seen him since last Concert evening, and
he deemed it as well to hear the words Fenellan's mouth had to
say. He called at an early hour of the Westward tidal flow at
the Insurance Office looking over the stormy square of the first
of Seamen.
AFTER cursory remarks about the business of the Office and his
friend's contributions to periodical literature, in which he was
interested for as long as he had assurance that the safe income
depending upon official duties was not endangered by them,
Victor kicked his heels to and fro. Fenellan waited for him to
lead.
"Have you seen that man, her lawyer, again?"
"I have dined with Mr. Carling:--capital claret."
Emptiness was in the reply.
Victor curbed himself and said: "By the way, you're not
likely to have dealings with Blathenoy. The fellow has a screw
to the back of a shifty eye; I see it at work to fix the look for
business. I shall sit on the Board of my Bank. One hears things.
He lives in style at Wrensham. By the way, Fredi has little Mab
Mountney from Creckholt staying with her. You said of little
Mabsy--`Here she comes into the room all pink and white, like
a daisy.' She's the daisy still; reminds us of our girl at that
age.--So, then, we come to another dead block!"
"Well, no; it's a chemist's shop, if that helps us on," said
Fenellan, settling to a new posture in his chair. "She's there
of an afternoon for hours."
"You mean it's she?"
"The lady. I'll tell you. I have it from Carling, worthy man;
and lawyers can be brought to untruss a point over a cup of
claret. He's a bit of a `Mackenzie Man,' as old aunts of mine
used to say at home--a Man of Feeling. Thinks he knows the
world, from having sifted and sorted a lot of our dustbins; as
the modern Realists imagine it's an exposition of positive
human nature when they've pulled down our noses to the worst
parts--if there's a worse where all are useful: but the Realism
of the dogs is to have us by the nose:--excite it and befoul it,
and you're fearfully credible! You don't read that olfactory
literature. However, friend Carling is a conciliatory carle.
Three or four days of the week the lady, he says, drives to her
chemist's, and there she sits in the shop; round the corner, as
you enter; and sees all Charing in the shop looking-glass at the
back; herself a stranger spectacle, poor lady, if Carling's
picture of her is not overdone; with her fashionable no-bonnet
striding the contribution chignon on the crown, and a huge
square green shade over her forehead. Sits hours long, and cocks
her ears at orders of applicants for drugs across the counter,
and sometimes catches wind of a prescription, and consults her
chemist, and thinks she'll try it herself. It's a basket of
medicine bottles driven to Regent's Park pretty well every
day."
"Ha! Regent's Park!" exclaimed Victor, and shook at
recollections of the district and the number of the house,
dismal to him. London buried the woman deep until a mention
of her sent her flaring over London. "A chemist's shop! She
sits there?"
"Mrs. Burman. We pass by the shop."
"She had always a turn for drugs.--Not far from here, did you
say? And every day! under a green shade?"
"Dear fellow, don't be suggesting ballads; we'll go now," said
Fenellan. "It's true it's like sitting on the banks of the
Stygian waters."
He spied at an obsequious watch, that told him it was time
to quit the office.
"You've done nothing?" Victor asked in a tone of no
expectation.
"Only to hear that her latest medical man is Themison."
"Where did you hear?"
"Across the counter of Boyle and Luckwort, the lady's
chemists. I called the day before yesterday, after you were here
at our last Board Meeting."
"The Themison?"
"The great Dr. Themison; who kills you kindlier than most,
and is much in request for it."
"There's one of your echoes of Colney!" Victor cried. "One
gets dead sick of that worn-out old jibing at doctors. They
don't kill, you know very well. It's not to their interest to
kill. They may take the relish out of life; and upon my word, I
believe that helps to keep the patient living!"
Fenellan sent an eye of discreet comic penetration
travelling through his friend.
"The City's mending; it's not the weary widow woman of the
day when we capsized the diurnal with your royal Old Veuve," he
said, as they trod the pavement. "Funny people, the English!
They give you all the priming possible for amusement and
jollity, and devil a sentry-box for the exercise of it; and if
you shake a leg publicly, partner or not, you're marched off to
penitence. I complain, that they have no philosophical
appreciation of human nature."
"We pass the shop?" Victor interrupted him.
"You're in view of it in a minute. And what a square, for
recreative dancing! And what a people, to be turning it into a
place of political agitation! And what a country, where from
morning to night it's an endless wrangle about the first
conditions of existence! Old Colney seems right now and then:
--they're the offspring of pirates, and they've got the manners
and tastes of their progenitors, and the trick of quarrelling
everlastingly over the booty. I'd have band-music here for a
couple of hours, three days of the week at the least; and down
in the East; and that forsaken North quarter of London; and the
Baptist South too. But just as those omnibus-wheels are the
miserable music of this London of ours, it's only too sadly
true that the people are in the first rumble of the notion of
the proper way to spend their lives. Now you see the shop:
Boyle and Luckwort: there."
Victor looked. He threw his coat open, and pulled the
waistcoat, and swelled it, ahemming. "That shop?" said he. And
presently: "Fenellan, I'm not superstitious, I think. Now
listen; I declare to you, on the day of our drinking Old Veuve
together last--you remember it,--I walked home up this way
across the square, and I was about to step into that identical
shop, for some household prescription in my pocket, having
forgotten Nataly's favourite City chemists Fenbird and Jay,
when--I'm stating a fact--I distinctly--I'm sure of the shop--
felt myself plucked back by the elbow; pulled back: the kind of
pull when you have to put a foot backward to keep your
equilibrium."
So does memory inspired by the sensations contribute an
additional item for the colouring of history.
He touched the elbow, showed a flitting face of crazed
amazement in amusement, and shrugged and half-laughed,
dismissing the incident, as being perhaps, if his hearer chose
to have it so, a gem of the rubbish tumbled into the dust-cart
out of a rather exceptional householder's experience.
Fenellan smiled indulgently. "Queer things happen. I
recollect reading in my green youth of a clergyman, who
mounted a pulpit of the port where he was landed after his
almost solitary rescue from a burning ship at midnight in mid-
sea, to inform his congregation, that he had overnight of the
catastrophe a personal Warning right in his ear from a Voice,
when at his bed or bunk-side, about to perform the beautiful
ceremony of undressing: and the Rev. gentleman was to lie down
in his full uniform, not so much as to relieve himself of his
boots, the Voice insisted twice; and he obeyed it, despite the
discomfort to his poor feet; and he jumped up in his boots to
the cry of Fire, and he got them providentially over the
scuffling deck straight at the first rush into the boat awaiting
them, and had them safe on and polished the day he preached
the sermon of gratitude for the special deliverance. There was a
Warning! and it might well be called, as he called it, from
within. We're cared for, never doubt. Aide-toi. Be ready dressed
to help yourself in a calamity, or you'll not stand in boots at
your next Sermon, contrasting with the burnt. That sounds like
the moral."
"She could have seen me," Victor threw out an irritable
suggestion. The idea of the recent propinquity set hatred in
motion.
"Scarcely likely. I'm told she sits looking on her lap, under
the beetling shade, until she hears an order for tinctures or
powders, or a mixture that strikes her fancy. It's possible to
do more suicidal things than sit the afternoons in a chemist's
shop and see poor creatures get their different passports to
Orcus."
Victor stepped mutely beneath the windows of the bellied
glass-urns of chemical wash. The woman might be inside there
now! She might have seen his figure in the shop-mirror! And
she there! The wonder of it all seemed to be, that his private
history was not walking the streets. The thinness of the
partition concealing it, hardly guaranteed a day's immunity:
--because this woman would live in London, in order to have her
choice of a central chemist's shop, where she could feed a
ghastly imagination on the various recipes . . . and while it
would have been so much healthier for her to be living in a
recess of the country!
He muttered: "Diseases--drugs!"
Those were the corresponding two strokes of the pendulum
which kept the woman going.
"And deadly spite." That was the emanation of the
monotonous horrible conflict, for which, and by which, the
woman lived.
In the neighbourhood of the shop, he could not but think of
her through the feelings of a man scorched by a furnace.
A little further on, he said: "Poor soul!" He confessed to
himself, that latterly he had, he knew not why, been impatient
with her, rancorous in thought, as never before. He had hitherto
aimed at a picturesque tolerance of her vindictiveness; under
suffering, both at Craye and Creckholt; and he had been really
forgiving. He accused her of dragging him down to humanity's
lowest.
But if she did that, it argued the possession of a power of a
sort.
Her station in the chemist's shop he passed almost daily,
appeared to him as a sudden and a terrific rush to the front;
though it was only a short drive from the house in Regent's
Park; but having shaken-off that house, he had pushed it back
into mists, obliterated it. The woman certainly had a power.
He shot away to the power he knew of in himself; his
capacity for winning men in bodies, the host of them, when it
came to an effort of his energies: men and, individually,
women. Individually, the women were to be counted on as well;
warm supporters.
It was the admission of a doubt that he might expect to
enrol them collectively. Eyeing the men, he felt his command
of them. Glancing at congregated women, he had a chill. The
Wives and Spinsters in ghostly judicial assembly: that is, the
phantom of the offended collective woman: that is, the regnant
Queen Idea issuing from our concourse of civilized life to
govern Society, and pronounce on the orderly, the tolerable, the
legal, and banish the rebellious: these maintained an aspect of
the stand against him.
Did Nataly read the case: namely, that the crowned collective
woman is not to be subdued? And what are we to say of the
indefinite but forcible Authority, when we see it upholding Mrs.
Burman to crush a woman like Nataly!
Victor's novel exercises in reflection were bringing him by
hard degrees to conceive it to be the Impalpable which has
prevailing weight. Not many of our conquerors have scored their
victories on the road of that index: nor has duration been
granted them to behold the minute measure of value left even
tangible after the dust of the conquest subsides. The passing by
a shop where a broken old woman might be supposed to sit
beneath her green forehead-shade--Venetian-blind of a henbane-
visage!--had precipitated him into his first real grasp of the
abstract verity: and it opens on to new realms, which are a new
world to the practical mind. But he made no advance. He
stopped in a fever of sensibility, to contemplate the powerful
formless vapour rolling from a source that was nothing other
than yonder weak lonely woman.
In other words, the human nature of the man was dragged to
the school of its truancy by circumstances, for him to learn
the commonest of sums done on a slate, in regard to payment
of debts and the unrelaxing grip of the creditor on the
defaulter. Debtors are always paying: like those who are guilty
of the easiest thing in life, the violation of Truth, they have
made themselves bondmen to pay, if not in substance, then in
soul; and the nipping of the soul goes on for as long as the
concrete burden is undischarged. You know the Liar; you must
have seen him diminishing, until he has become a face without
features, withdrawn to humanity's preliminary sketch (some
half-dozen frayed threads of woeful outline on our original
tapestry-web); and he who did the easiest of things, he must
from such time sweat in being the prodigy of inventive
nimbleness, up to the day when he propitiates Truth by telling
it again. There is a repentance that does reconstitute! It may
help to the tracing to springs of a fable whereby men have been
guided thus far out of the wood.
Victor would have said truly that he loved Truth; that he
paid every debt with a scrupulous exactitude: money, of course;
and prompt apologies for a short brush of his temper. Nay, he
had such a conscience for the smallest eruptions of a transient
irritability, that the wish to say a friendly mending word to
the Punctilio donkey of London Bridge, softened his
retrospective view of the fall there, more than once. Although
this man was a presentation to mankind of the force in Nature
which drives to unresting speed, which is the vitality of the
heart seen at its beating after a plucking of it from the body,
he knew himself for the reverse of lawless; he inclined
altogether to good citizenship. So social a man could not
otherwise incline. But when it came to the examination of
accounts between Mrs. Burman and himself, spasms of physical
revulsion, loathings, his excessive human nature, put her out of
Court. To men, it was impossible for him to speak the torments
of those days of the monstrous alliance. The heavens were
cognizant. He pleaded his case in their accustomed hearing:--a
youngster tempted by wealth, attracted, besought, snared,
revolted, &c. And Mrs. Burman, when roused to jealousy, had
shown it by teasing him for a confession of his admiration of
splendid points in the beautiful Nataly, the priceless fair
woman living under their roof, a contrast of very life with the
corpse and shroud; and she seen by him daily, singing with him,
her breath about him, her voice incessantly upon every chord of
his being!
He pleaded successfully. But the silence following the
verdict was heavy; the silence contained an unheard thunder. It
was the sound, as when out of Court the public is dissatisfied
with a verdict. Are we expected to commit a social outrage in
exposing our whole case to the public?--Imagine it for a
moment as done. Men are ours at a word--or at least a word of
invitation. Women we woo; fluent smooth versions of our
tortures, mixed with permissible courtship, win the individual
woman. And that unreasoning collective woman, icy, deadly,
condemns the poor racked wretch who so much as remembers
them! She is the enemy of Nature.--Tell us how? She is the
slave of existing conventions.--And from what cause? She is the
artificial production of a state that exalts her so long as she
sacrifices daily and hourly to the artificial.
Therefore she sides with Mrs. Burman--the foe of Nature: who,
with her arts and gold lures, has now possession of the Law (the
brass idol worshipped by the collective) to drive Nature into
desolation.
He placed himself to the right of Mrs. Burman, for the world
to behold the couple: and he lent the world a sigh of disgust.
What he could not do, as in other matters he did, was to rise
above the situation, in a splendid survey and rapid view of the
means of reversing it. He was too social to be a captain of the
socially insurgent; imagination expired.
But having a courageous Nataly to second him!--how then? It
was the succour needed. Then he would have been ready to teach
the world that Nature--honest Nature--is more to be prized
than Convention: a new AEra might begin.
The thought was tonic for an instant and illuminated him
springingly. It sank, excused for the flaccidity by Nataly's want
of common adventurous daring. She had not taken to Lakelands;
she was purchasing furniture from a flowing purse with a heavy
heart--unfeminine, one might say; she preferred to live
obscurely; she did not, one had to think--but it was unjust: and
yet the accusation, that she did not cheerfully make a strain
and spurt on behalf of her child, pressed to be repeated.
These short glimpses at reflection in Victor were like the
verberant twang of a musical instrument that has had a smart
blow, and wails away independent of the player's cunning hand.
He would have said, that he was more his natural self when the
cunning hand played on him, to make him praise and uplift his
beloved: mightily would it have astonished him to contemplate
with assured perception in his own person the Nature he
invoked. But men invoking Nature, do not find in her the Holy
Mother she in such case becomes to her daughters, whom she so
persecutes. Men call on her for their defence, as a favourable
witness: she is a note of their rhetoric. They are not bettered
by her sustainment; they have not, as women may have, her
enæmic aid at a trying hour. It is not an effort at epigram to
say, that whom she scourges most she most supports.
An Opera-placard drew his next remark to Fenellan.
"How Wagner seems to have stricken the Italians! Well, now,
the Germans have their emperor to head their armies, and I say
that the German emperor has done less for their lasting fame
and influence than Wagner has done. He has affected the French
too; I trace him in Gounod's Romeo et Juliette--and we don't
gain by it; we have a poor remuneration for the melody gone;
think of the little shepherd's piping in Mireille; and there's
another in Sapho--delicious. I held out against Wagner as long
as I could. The Italians don't much more than Wagnerize in
exchange for the loss of melody. They would be wiser in going
back to Pergolese, Campagnole. The Mefistofile was good--of the
school of the foreign master. Aïda and Otello, no. I confess to
a weakness for the old barley-sugar of Bellini or a Donizetti-
Serenade. Aren't you seduced by cadences? Never mind Wagner's
tap of his pædagogue's bâton--a cadence catches me still. Early
taste for barley-sugar, perhaps! There's a march in Verdi's
Attila and I Lombardi, I declare I'm in military step when I
hear them, as in the old days, after leaving the Opera. Fredi
takes little Mab Mountney to her first Opera to-night. Enough
to make us old ones envious! You remember your first Opera,
Fenellan? Sonnambula, with me. I tell you, it would task the
highest poetry--say, require, if you like--showing all that's
noblest, splendidest, in a young man, to describe its effect on
me. I was dreaming of my box at the Opera for a year after. The
Huguenots to-night. Not the best suited for little Mabsy; but
she'll catch at the Rataplan. Capital Opera; we used to think it
the best, before we had Tannhäuser and Lohengrin and the
Meistersinger."
Victor hinted notes of the Conspiration Scene closing the
Third Act of the Huguenots. That sombre Chorus brought Mrs.
Burman before him. He drummed the Rataplan, which sent her
flying. The return of a lively disposition for dinner and music
completed his emancipation from the yoke of the baleful
creature sitting half her days in the chemist's shop; save that
a thought of drugs brought the smell, and the smell the
picture; she threatened to be an apparition at any amount
pervading him through his nostrils. He spoke to Fenellan of
hunger for dinner, a need for it; singular in one whose appetite
ran to the stroke of the hour abreast with Armandine's kitchen-
clock. Fenellan proposed a glass of sherry and bitters at his
Club over the way. He had forgotten a shower of black-balls
(attributable to the conjurations of old Até) on a certain past
day. Without word of refusal, Victor entered a wine-merchant's
office, where he was unknown, and stating his wish for bitters
and dry sherry, presently received the glass, drank, nodded to
the administering clerk, named the person whom he had obliged
and refreshed, and passed out, remarking to Fenellan: "Colney
on Clubs! he's right; they're the mediæval in modern times,
our Baron's castles, minus the Baron; dead against public life
and social duties. Business excuses my City Clubs; but I shall
take my name off my Club up West."
"More like monasteries, with a Committee for Abbot, and
Whist for the services," Fenellan said. "Or tabernacles for the
Chosen, and Grangousier playing Divinity behind the veil. Well,
they're social."
"Sectionally social, means anything but social, my friend.
However--and the monastery had a bell for the wanderer! Say,
I'm penniless or poundless, up and down this walled desert of a
street, I feel, I must feel, these palaces--if we're Christian,
not Jews: not that the Jews are uncharitable; they set an
example, in fact. . . ."
He rambled, amusingly to the complacent hearing of
Fenellan, who thought of his pursuit of wealth and grand
expenditure.
Victor talked as a man having his mind at leaps beyond the
subject. He was nearing to the Idea he had seized and lost on
London Bridge.
The desire for some good news wherewith to inspirit Nataly,
withdrew him from his ineffectual chase. He had nought to
deliver; on the contrary, a meditation concerning her comfort
pledged him to concealment: which was the no step, or passive
state, most abhorrent to him.
He snatched at the name of Themison.
With Dr. Themison fast in his grasp, there was a report of
progress to be made to Nataly; and not at all an empty report.
Themison, then: he leaned on Themison. The woman's doctor
should have an influence approaching to authority with her.
Land-values in the developing Colonies, formed his theme of
discourse to Fenellan: let Banks beware.
Fenellan saw him shudder and rub the back of his head. "Feel
the wind?" he said.
Victor answered him with that humane thrill of the deep
tones, which at times he had: "No: don't be alarmed; I feel the
devil. If one has wealth and a desperate wish, he will speak. All
he does, is to make me more charitable to those who give way
to him. I believe in a devil."
"Horns and tail?"
"Bait and hook."
"I haven't wealth, and I wish only for dinner," Fenellan said.
"You know that Armandine is never two minutes late. By the
way, you haven't wealth--you have me."
"And I thank God for you!" said Fenellan, acutely reminiscent
of his having marked the spiritual adviser of Mrs. Burman, the
Rev. Groseman Buttermore, as a man who might be useful to his
A FORTNIGHT later, an extremely disconcerting circumstance
occurred: Armandine was ten minutes behind the hour with her
dinner. But the surprise and stupefaction expressed by Victor,
after glances at his watch, were not so profound as Fenellan's,
on finding himself exchanging the bow with a gentleman bearing
the name of Dr. Themison. His friend's rapidity in pushing the
combinations he conceived, was known: Fenellan's wonder was
not so much that Victor had astonished him again, as that he
should be called upon again to wonder at his astonishment. He
did; and he observed the doctor and Victor and Nataly: aided by
dropping remarks. Before the evening was over, he gathered
enough of the facts, and had to speculate only on the designs.
Dr. Themison had received a visit from the husband of Mrs.
Victor Radnor concerning her state of health. At an interview
with the lady, laughter greeted him; he was confused by her
denial of the imputation of a single ailment: but she, to
recompose him, let it be understood, that she was anxious about
her husband's condition, he being certainly overworked; and the
husband's visit passed for a device on the part of the wife. She
admitted a willingness to try a change of air, if it was deemed
good for her husband. Change of air was prescribed to each for
both. "Why not drive to Paris?" the doctor said, and Victor was
taken with the phrase.
He told Fenellan at night that Mrs. Burman, he had heard, was
by the sea, on the South coast. Which of her maladies might be
in the ascendant, he did not know. He knew little. He fancied
that Dr. Themison was unsuspicious of the existence of a
relationship between him and Mrs. Burman: and Fenellan opined,
that there had been no communication upon private affairs.
What, then, was the object in going to Dr. Themison? He treated
her body merely; whereas the Rev. Groseman Buttermore could be
expected to impose upon her conduct. Fenellan appreciated his
own discernment of the superior uses to which a spiritual
adviser may be put, and he too agreeably flattered himself for
the corrective reflection to ensue, that he had not done
anything. It disposed him to think a happy passivity more
sagacious than a restless activity. We should let Fortune
perform her part at the wheel in working out her ends, should
we not?--for, ten to one, nine times out of ten we are thwarting
her if we stretch out a hand. And with the range of enjoyments
possessed by Victor, why this unceasing restlessness? Why, when
we are not near drowning, catch at apparent straws, which may
be instruments having sharp edges? Themison, as Mrs. Burman's
medical man, might tell the lady tales that would irritate her
bag of venom. Rarely though Fenellan was the critic on his
friend, the shadow cast over his negligent hedonism by Victor's
boiling pressure, drove him into the seat of judgement. As a
consequence, he was rather a dull table-guest in the presence of
Dr. Themison, whom their host had pricked to anticipate high
entertainment from him. He did nothing to bridge the crevasse
and warm the glacier air at table when the doctor, anecdotal
intentionally to draw him out, related a decorous but pungent
story of one fair member of a sweet new sisterhood in agitation
against the fixed establishment of our chain-mail marriage-tie.
An anecdote of immediate diversion was wanted, expected: and
Fenellan sat stupidly speculating upon whether the doctor knew
of a cupboard locked. So that Dr. Themison was carried on by
Lady Grace Halley's humorous enthusiasm for the subject to
dilate and discuss and specify, all in the irony of a judicial
leaning to the side of the single-minded social adventurers,
under an assumed accord with his audience; concluding: "So
there's an end of Divorce."
"By the trick of multiplication," Fenellan, now reassured,
was content to say. And that did not extinguish the cracker of a
theme; handled very carefully, as a thing of fire, it need scarce
be remarked, three young women being present.
Nataly had eyes on her girl, and was pleased at an alertness
shown by Mr. Sowerby to second her by crossing the dialogue. As
regarded her personal feelings, she was hardened, so long as the
curtains were about her to keep the world from bending black
brows of inquisition upon one of its culprits. But her anxiety
was vigilant to guard her girl from an infusion of any of the
dread facts of life not coming through the mother's lips: and
she was a woman having the feminine mind's pudency in that
direction, which does not consent to the revealing of much.
Here was the mother's dilemma: her girl--Victor's girl, as she
had to think in this instance,--the most cloudless of the young
women of earth, seemed, and might be figured as really, at the
falling of a crumb off the table of knowledge, taken by the
brain to shoot up to terrific heights of surveyal; and there she
rocked; and only her youthful healthiness brought her down to
grass and flowers. She had once or twice received the electrical
stimulus, to feel and be as lightning, from a seizure of facts
in infinitesimal doses, guesses caught off maternal evasions or
the circuitous explanation of matters touching sex in here and
there a newspaper, harder to repress completely than sewer-gas
in great cities: and her mother had seen, with an apprehensive
pang of anguish, how witheringly the scared young intelligence
of the innocent creature shocked her sensibility. She foresaw
the need to such a flameful soul, as bride, wife, woman across
the world, of the very princeliest of men in gifts of strength,
for her sustainer and guide. And the provident mother knew this
peerless gentleman: but he had his wife.
Delusions and the pain of the disillusioning were to be
feared for the imaginative Nesta; though not so much as that on
some future day of a perchance miserable yokemating--a
subjection or an entanglement--the nobler passions might be
summoned to rise for freedom, and strike a line to make their
logically estimable sequence from a source not honourable
before the public. Constantly it had to be thought, that the
girl was her father's child.
At present she had no passions; and her bent to the
happiness she could so richly give, had drawn her sailing
smoothly over the harbour-bar of maidenhood; where many of
her sisters are disconcerted to the loss of simplicity. If
Nataly with her sleepless watchfulness and forecasts partook of
the French mother, Nesta's Arcadian independence likened her
somewhat in manner to the Transatlantic version of the English
girl. Her high physical animation and the burden of themes it
plucked for delivery carried her flowing over impediments of
virginal self-consciousness, to set her at her ease in the talk
with men; she had not gone through the various Nursery
exercises in dissimulation; she had no appearance of praying
forgiveness of men for the original sin of being woman; and no
tricks of lips or lids, or traitor scarlet on the cheeks, or
assumptions of the frigid mask, or indicated reserve-cajoleries.
Neither ignorantly nor advisedly did she play on these or other
bewitching strings of her sex, after the fashion of the stamped
innocents, who are the boast of Englishmen and matrons, and
thrill societies with their winsome ingenuousness; and who
sometimes when unguarded meet an artful serenader, that is a
cloaked bandit, and is provoked by their performances, and
knows anthropologically the nature behind the devious show; a
sciential rascal; as little to be excluded from our modern
circles as Eve's own old deuce from Eden's garden: whereupon,
opportunity inviting, both the fool and the cunning, the pure
donkey princess of insular eulogy, and the sham one, are in a
perilous pass.
Damsels of the swiftness of mind of Nesta cannot be ignorant
utterly amid a world where the hints are hourly scattering seed
of the inklings; when vileness is at work up and down our
thoroughfares, proclaiming its existence with tableau and
trumpet. Nataly encountered her girl's questions, much as one
seeks to quiet an enemy. The questions had soon ceased.
Excepting repulsive and rejected details, there is little to be
learnt when a little is known: in populous communities,
density only will keep the little out. Only stupidity will
suppose that it can be done for the livelier young. English
mothers forethoughtful for their girls, have to take choice of
how to do battle with a rough-and-tumble Old England, that
lumbers bumping along, craving the precious things, which can
be had but in semblance under the conditions allowed by
laziness to subsist, and so curst of its shifty inconsequence as
to worship in the concrete an hypocrisy it abhors in the
abstract. Nataly could smuggle or confiscate here and there a
newspaper; she could not interdict or withhold every one of
them, from a girl ardent to be in the race on all topics of
popular interest: and the newspapers are occasionally naked
savages; the streets are imperfectly garmented even by day; and
we have our stumbling social anecdotist, our spout-mouthed
young man, our eminently silly woman; our slippery one; our
slimy one, the Rahab of Society; not to speak of Mary the maid
and the footman William. A vigilant mother has to contend with
these and the like in an increasing degree. How best?
There is a method: one that Colney Durance advocated. The
girl's intelligence and sweet blood invited a trial of it. Since,
as he argued, we cannot keep the poisonous matter out, mothers
should prepare and strengthen young women for the encounter
with it, by lifting the veil, baring the world, giving them
knowledge to arm them for the fight they have to sustain; and
thereby preserve them further from the spiritual collapse
which follows the nursing of a false ideal of our life in youth:
--this being, Colney said, the prominent feminine disease of
the time, common to all our women; that is, all having leisure
to shine in the sun or wave in the wind as flowers of the
garden.
Whatever there was of wisdom in his view, he spoilt it for
English hearing, by making use of his dry compressed sentences.
Besides he was a bachelor; therefore but a theorist. And his
illustrations of his theory were grotesque; meditation on them
extracted a corrosive acid to consume, in horrid derision, the
sex, the nation, the race of man. The satirist too devotedly
loves his lash to be a persuasive teacher. Nataly had excuses to
cover her reasons for not listening to him.
One reason was, as she discerned through her confusion at the
thought, that the day drew near for her speaking fully to Nesta;
when, between what she then said and what she said now, a cruel
contrast might strike the girl: and in toning revelations now,
to be more consonant with them then;--in softening and shading
the edges of social misconduct, it seemed painfully possible to
be sowing in the girl's mind something like the reverse of
moral precepts, even to smoothing the way to a rebelliousness
partly or wholly similar to her own. But Nataly's chief and her
appeasing reason for pursuing the conventional system with
this exceptional young creature, referred to the sentiments on
that subject of the kind of young man whom a mother elects
from among those present and eligible, as perhaps next to
worthy to wed the girl, by virtue of good promise in the moral
department. She had Mr. Dudley Sowerby under view; far from the
man of her choice: and still the practice of decorum,
discretion, a pardonable fastidiousness, appears, if women may
make any forecast of the behaviour of young men or may trust
the faces they see, to promise a future stability in the
husband. Assuredly a Dudley Sowerby would be immensely
startled to find in his bride a young woman more than babily
aware of the existence of one particular form of naughtiness on
earth.
Victor was of no help; he had not an idea upon the right
education of the young of the sex. Repression and mystery, he
considered wholesome for girls; and he considered the
enlightening of them--to some extent--a prudential measure
for their defence; and premature instruction is a fire-water to
their wild-in-woods understanding; and histrionic innocence is
no doubt the bloom on corruption; also the facts of current
human life, in the crude of the reports or the cooked of the
sermon in the newspapers, are a noxious diet for our daughters;
whom nevertheless we cannot hope to be feeding always on milk:
and there is a time when their adorable pretty ignorance, if
credibly it exists out of noodledom, is harmful:--but how
beautiful the shining simplicity of our dear young English
girls!--He was one of the many men to whose minds women come
in pictures and are accepted much as they paint themselves.
Like his numerous fellows, too, he required a conflict with
them, and a worsting at it, to be taught, that they are not the
mere live stock we scheme to dispose of for their good:--unless
Love should interpose, he would have exclaimed. He broke from
his fellows in his holy horror of a father's running counter to
love. Nesta had only to say, that she loved another, for Dudley
Sowerby to be withdrawn into the background of aspirants. But
love was unknown to the girl.
Outwardly, the plan of the Drive to Paris had the look of
Victor's traditional hospitality. Nataly smiled at her
incorrigibly lagging intelligence of him, on hearing that he had
invited a company: "Lady Grace, for gaiety; Peridon and Catkin,
fiddles; Dudley Sowerby and myself, flutes; Barmby, intonation;
in all, nine of us; and by the dear old Normandy route, for the
sake of the voyage, as in old times; towers of Dieppe in the
morning-light; and the lovely road to the capital! Just three
days in Paris, and home by any of the other routes. It's the
drive we want. Boredom in wet weather, we defy; we have our
Concert--an hour at night and we're sure of sleep." It had a
sweet simple air, befitting him; as when in bygone days they
travelled with the joy of children. For travelling shook Nataly
out of her troubles and gave her something of the child's
inheritance of the wisdom of life--the living ever so little
ahead of ourselves; about as far as the fox in view of the hunt.
That is the soul of us out for novelty, devouring as it runs, an
endless feast; and the body is eagerly after it, recording the
pleasures, a daily chase. Remembrance of them is almost a
renewal, anticipation a revival. She enraptured Victor with
glimpses of the domestic fun she had ceased to show sign of
since the revelation of Lakelands. Her only regret was on
account of the exclusion of Colney Durance from the party,
because of happy memories associating him with the Seine-land,
and also that his bilious criticism of his countrymen was
moderated by a trip to the Continent. Fenellan reported Colney
to be "busy in the act of distilling one of his Prussic acid
essays." Fenellan would have jumped to go. He informed Victor,
as a probe, that the business of the Life Insurance was at
periods "fearfully necrological." Inexplicably, he was not
invited. Did it mean, that he was growing dull? He looked inside
instead of out, and lost the clue.
His behaviour on the evening of the departure showed plainly
what would have befallen Mr. Sowerby on the expedition, had not
he as well as Colney been excluded. Two carriages and a cab
conveyed the excursionists, as they merrily called themselves,
to the terminus. They were Victor's guests; they had no
trouble, no expense, none of the nipper reckonings which dog
our pleasures;--the state of pure bliss. Fenellan's enviousness
drove him at the Rev. Mr. Barmby until the latter jumped to the
seat beside Nesta in her carriage, Mademoiselle de Seilles and
Mr. Sowerby facing them. Lady Grace Halley, in the carriage
behind, heard Nesta's laugh; which Mr. Barmby had thought
vacuous, beseeming little girls, that laugh at nothings. She
questioned Fenellan.
"Oh," said he, "I merely mentioned that the Rev. gentleman
carries his musical instrument at the bottom of his trunk."
She smiled: "And who are in the cab?"
"Your fiddles are in the cab, in charge of Peridon and Catkin.
Those two would have writhed like head and tail of a worm, at a
division on the way to the station. Point a finger at Peridon,
you run Catkin through the body. They're a fabulous couple."
Victor cut him short. "I deny that those two are absurd."
"And Catkin's toothache is a galvanic battery upon Peridon."
Nataly strongly denied it. Peridon and Catkin pertained to
their genial picture of the dear sweet nest in life; a dale never
traversed by the withering breath they dreaded.
Fenellan then, to prove that he could be as bad in his way as
Colney, fell to work on the absent Miss Priscilla Graves and Mr.
Pempton, with a pitchfork's exaltation of the sacred
attachment of the divergently meritorious couple, and a
melancholy reference to implacable obstacles in the principles
of each. The pair were offending the amatory corner in the
generous good sense of Nataly and Victor; they were not to be
hotly protected, though they were well enough liked for their
qualities, except by Lady Grace, who revelled in the horrifying
and scandalizing of Miss Graves. Such a specimen of the Puritan
middle English as Priscilla Graves, was eastwind on her skin,
nausea to her gorge. She wondered at having drifted into the
neighbourhood of a person resembling in her repellent formal
chill virtuousness a windy belfry tower, down among those
districts of suburban London or appalling provincial towns
passed now and then with a shudder, where the funereal square
bricks-up the Church, that Arctic hen-mother sits on the square,
and the moving dead are summoned to their round of penitential
exercise by a monosyllabic tribulation-bell. Fenellan's graphic
sketch of the teetotaller woman seeing her admirer pursued by
Eumenides flagons--abominations of emptiness--to the banks of
the black river of suicides, where the one most wretched light
is Inebriation's nose; and of the vegetarian violoncello's
horror at his vision of the long procession of the flocks and
herds into his lady's melodious Ark of a mouth, excited and
delighted her antipathy. She was amused to transports at the
station, on hearing Mr. Barmby, in a voice all ophicleide,
remark: "No, I carry no instrument." The habitation of it at
the bottom of his trunk, was not forgotten when it sounded.
Reclining in warmth on the deck of the vessel at night, she
said, just under Victor's ear: "Where are those two?"
"Bid me select the couple," said he.
She rejoined: "Silly man;" and sleepily gave him her hand
for good night, and so paralyzed his arm, that he had to cover
the continued junction by saying more than he intended: "If
they come to an understanding!"
"Plain enough on one side."
"You think it suitable?"
"Perfection; and well-planned to let them discover it."
"This is really my favourite route; I love the saltwater and
the night on deck."
"Go on."
"How?"
"Number your loves. It would tax your arithmetic."
"I can hate."
"Not me?"
Positively the contrary, an impulsive squeeze of fingers
declared it; and they broke the link, neither of them sensibly
hurt; though a leaf or two of the ingenuities, which were her
thoughts, turned over in the phantasies of the lady; and the
gentleman was taught to feel that a never so slightly
lengthened compression of the hand female shoots within us
both straight and far and round the corners. There you have
Nature, if you want her naked in her elements, for a text. He
loved his Nataly truly, even fervently, after the twenty years of
union; he looked about at no other woman; it happened only
that the touch of one, the chance warm touch, put to motion
the blind forces of our mother so remarkably surcharging him.
But it was without kindling. The lady, the much cooler person,
did nurse a bit of flame. She had a whimsical liking for the
man who enjoyed simple things when commanding the luxuries;
and it became a fascination, by extreme contrast, at the
reminder of his adventurous enterprises in progress while he
could so childishly enjoy. Women who dance with the warrior-
winner of battles, and hear him talk his ball-room trifles to
amuse, have similarly a smell of gunpowder to intoxicate them.
For him, a turn on the deck brought him into new skies.
Nataly lay in the cabin. She used to be where Lady Grace was
lying. A sort of pleadable, transparent, harmless hallucination
of the renewal of old service induced him to refresh and settle
the fair semi-slumberer's pillow, and fix the tarpaulin over
her silks and wraps; and bend his head to the soft mouth
murmuring thanks. The women who can dare the nuit blanche,
and under stars; and have a taste for holiday larks after their
thirtieth, are rare; they are precious. Nataly nevertheless was
approved for guarding her throat from the nightwind. And a
softer southerly breath never crossed Channel. The very breeze
he had wished for! Luck was with him.
Nesta sat by the rails of the vessel beside her Louise. Mr.
Sowerby in passing, exchanged a description of printed
agreement with her, upon the beauty of the night--a good
neutral topic for the encounter of the sexes, not that he
wanted it neutral; it furnished him with a vocabulary. Once he
perceptibly washed his hands of dutiful politeness, in
addressing Mademoiselle de Seilles, likewise upon the beauty of
the night; and the French lady, thinking--too conclusively from
the breath on the glass at the moment, as it is the Gallic
habit--that, if her dear Nesta must espouse one of the
uninteresting creatures called men in her native land, it might
as well be this as another, agreed that the night was very
beautiful.
"He speaks grammatical French," Nesta commented on his
achievement. "He contrives in his walking not to wet his
boots," mademoiselle rejoined.
Mr. Peridon was a more welcome sample of the islanders,
despite an, inferior pretension to accent. He burned to be near
these ladies, and he passed them but once. His enthusiasm for
Mademoiselle de Seilles was notorious. Gratefully the
compliment was acknowledged by her, in her demure fashion;
with a reserve of comic intellectual contempt for the man who
could not see that women, or Frenchwomen, or eminently she
among them, must have their enthusiasm set springing in the
breast before they can be swayed by the most violent of outer
gales. And say, that she is uprooted;--he does but roll a log.
Mr. Peridon's efforts to perfect himself in the French tongue
touched her.
A night of May leaning on June, is little more than a
deliberate wink of the eye of light. Mr. Barmby, an exile from
the ladies by reason of an addiction to tobacco, quitted the
forepart of the vessel at the first greying. Now was the cloak
of night worn threadbare, and grey astir for the heralding of
gold, day visibly ready to show its warmer throbs. The gentle
waves were just a stronger grey than the sky, perforce of an
interfusion that shifted gradations; they were silken, in places
oily grey; cold to drive the sight across their playful
monotonousness for refuge on any far fisher-sail.
Miss Radnor was asleep, eyelids benignly down, lips mildly
closed. The girl's cheeks held colour to match a dawn yet
unawakened though born. They were in a nest shading amid silks
of pale blue, and there was a languid flutter beneath her chin
to the catch of the morn-breeze. Bacchanal threads astray from
a disorderly front-lock of rich brown hair were alive over an
eyebrow showing like a seal upon the lightest and securest of
slumbers.
Mr. Barmby gazed, and devoutly. Both the ladies were in their
oblivion; the younger quite saintly; but the couple inseparably
framed, elevating to behold; a reproach to the reminiscence of
pipes. He was near; and quietly the eyelids of mademoiselle
lifted on him. Her look was grave, straight, uninquiring, soon
accurately perusing; an arrow of Artemis for penetration. He
went by, with the sound in the throat of a startled bush-bird
taking to wing; he limped off some nail of the deck, as if that
young Frenchwoman had turned the foot to a hoof. Man could not
be more guiltless, yet her look had perturbed him; nails
conspired; in his vexation, he execrated tobacco. And ask not
why, where reason never was.
Nesta woke babbling on the subject she had relinquished for
sleep. Mademoiselle touched a feathery finger at her hair and
hood during their silvery French chimes.
Mr. Sowerby presented the risen morning to them, with
encomiums, after they had been observing every variation in it.
He spoke happily of the pleasant passage, and of the agreeable
night; particularly of the excellent idea of the expedition by
this long route at night; the prospect of which had disfigured
him with his grimace of speculation--apparently a sourness
that did not exist. Nesta had a singular notion, coming of a
girl's mingled observation and intuition, that the impressions
upon this gentleman were in arrear, did not strike him till
late. Mademoiselle confirmed it when it was mentioned; she
remembered to have noticed the same in many small things. And
it was a pointed perception.
Victor sent his girl down to Nataly, with a summons to hurry
up and see sunlight over the waters. Nataly came; she looked,
and the outer wakened the inner, she let the light look in on
her, her old feelings danced to her eyes like a string of
bubbles in ascent. "Victor, Victor, it seems only yesterday that
we crossed, twelve years back--was it?--and in May, and saw the
shoal of porpoises, and five minutes after, Dieppe in view. Dear
French people! I share your love for France."
"Home of our holidays!--the `drives;' and they may be the
happiest. And fifty minutes later we were off the harbour: and
Natata landed, a stranger; and at night she was the heroine of
the town."
Victor turned to a stately gentleman and passed his name to
Nataly: "Sir Rodwell Blachington, a neighbour of Lakelands."
She understood that Lady Grace Halley was acquainted with Sir
Rodwell:--hence this dash of brine to her lips while she was
drinking of happy memories, and Victor evidently was pluming
himself upon his usual luck in the fortuitous encounter with an
influential neighbour of Lakelands. He told Sir Rodwell the
story of how they had met in the salle à manger of the hotel
the impresario of a Concert in the town, who had in his hand
the doctor's certificate of the incapacity of the chief
cantatrice to appear, and waved it, within a step of suicide.
"Well, to be brief, my wife--`noble dame Anglaise,' as the man
announced her on the Concert platform, undertook one of the
songs, and sang another of her own--pure contralto voice, as
you will say; with the result that there was a perfect tumult of
enthusiasm. Next day, the waiters of the hotel presented her
with a bouquet of Spring flowers, white, and central violets. It
was in the Paris papers, under the heading: Une amie d'outre
Manche--I think that was it?" he asked Nataly.
"I forget," said she.
He glanced at her: a cloud had risen. He rallied her, spoke of
the old Norman silver cross which the manager of the Concert
had sent, humbly imploring her to accept the small memento of
his gratitude. She nodded an excellent artificial brightness.
And there was the coast of France under young sunlight over
the waters. Once more her oft-petitioning wish through the
years, that she had entered the ranks of professional singers,
upon whom the moral scrutiny is not so microscopic, invaded
her, resembling a tide-swell into rock-caves, which have been
filled before and left to emptiness, and will be left to
emptiness again. Nataly had the intimation visiting us when, in
a decline of physical power, the mind's ready vivacity to
conjure illusions forsakes us; and it was, of a wall ahead, and a
force impelling her against it, and no hope of deviation. And
this is the featureless thing, Destiny; not without eyes, if we
have a conscience to throw them into it to look at us.
Counsel to her to live in the hour, came, as upon others on
the vessel, from an active breath of the salt prompting to
healthy hunger; and hardly less from the splendour of the low
full sunlight on the waters, the skimming and dancing of the
thousands of golden shells away from under the globe of fire.
NINE days after his master's departure, Daniel Skepsey, a man of
some renown of late, as a subject of reports and comments in
the newspapers, obtained a passport, for the identification, if
need were, of his missing or misapprehended person in a foreign
country, of the language of which three unpronounceable words
were knocking about his head to render the thought of the
passport a staff of safety; and on the morning that followed he
was at speed through Normandy, to meet his master rounding
homeward from Paris, at a town not to be spoken as it is
written, by reason of the custom of the good people of the
country, with whom we would fain live on neighbourly terms:
--yes, and they had proof of it, not so very many years back,
when they were enduring the worst which can befall us:--though
Mr. Durance, to whom he was indebted for the writing of the
place of his destination large on a card, and the wording of the
French sound beside it, besides the jotting down of trains and
the station for the change of railways, Mr. Durance could say,
that the active form of our sympathy consisted in the pouring
of cheeses upon them when they were prostrate and unable to
resist.
A kind gentleman, Mr. Durance, as Daniel Skepsey had recent
cause to know, but often exceedingly dark; not so patriotic as
desireable, it was to be feared; and yet, strangely indeed, Mr.
Durance had said cogent things on the art of boxing and on
manly exercises, and he hoped--he was emphatic in saying he
hoped--we should be regenerated. He must have meant, that
boxing on a grand scale would contribute to it. He said, that a
blow now and then was wholesome for us all. He recommended a
monthly private whipping for old gentlemen who decline the use
of the gloves, to disperse their humours; not excluding Judges
and Magistrates:--he could hardly be in earnest. He spoke in a
clergyman's voice, and said it would be payment of good
assurance money, beneficial to their souls: he seemed to mean
it. He said, that old gentlemen were bottled vapours, and it was
good for them to uncork them periodically. He said, they should
be excused half the strokes if they danced nightly--they
resented motion. He seemed sadly wanting in veneration.
But he might, not positively intend what he said. Skepsey
could overlook everything he said, except the girding at
England. For where is a braver people, notwithstanding
appearances! Skepsey knew of dozens of gallant bruisers, ready
for the cry to strip to the belt; worthy, with a little public
encouragement, to rank beside their grandfathers of the Ring, in
the brilliant times when royalty and nobility countenanced the
manly art, our nursery of heroes, and there was not the existing
unhappy division of classes. He still trusted to convince Mr.
Durance, by means of argument and happy instances, historical
and immediate, that the English may justly consider themselves
the elect of nations, for reasons better than their
accumulation of the piles of gold--better than "usurers'
reasons," as Mr. Durance called them. Much that Mr. Durance had
said at intervals was, although remembered almost to the
letter of the phrase, beyond his comprehension, and he put it
aside, with penitent blinking at his deficiency.
All the while, he was hearing a rattle of voluble tongues
around him, and a shout of stations, intelligible as a wash of
pebbles, and blocks in a torrent. Generally the men slouched
when they were not running. At Dieppe he had noticed muscular
fellows; he admitted them to be nimbler on the legs than ours;
and that may count both ways, he consoled a patriotic vanity by
thinking; instantly rebuking the thought; for he had read
chapters of Military History. He sat eyeing the front row of
figures in his third-class carriage, musing on the kind of
soldiers we might, heaven designing it, have to face, and how to
beat them, until he gazed on Rouen, knowing by the size of it
and by what Mr. Durance had informed him of the city on the
river, that it must be the very City of Rouen, not so many years
back a violated place, at the mercy of a foreign foe. Strong
pity laid hold of Skepsey. He fortified the heights for defence,
but saw at a glance that it was the city for modern artillery to
command, crush and enter. He lost idea of these afflicted foes,
merely complaining of their attacks on England, and their
menaces in their Journals and pamphlets; and he renounced
certain views of the country to be marched over on the road by
this route to Paris, for the dictation of terms of peace at the
gates of the French capital, sparing them the shameful entry;
and this after the rout of their attempt at an invasion of the
Island.
A man opposite him was looking amicably on his lively grey
eyes. Skepsey handed a card from his pocket. The man perused
it, and crying: "Dreux?" waved out of the carriage-window at a
westerly distance, naming Rouen as not the place, not at all,
totally other. Thus we are taught, that a foreign General,
ignorant of the language, must confine himself to defensive
operations at home; he would be a child in the hands of the
commonest man he meets. Brilliant with thanks in signs,
Skepsey drew from his friend a course of instruction in French
names, for our necessities on a line of march. The roads to
Great Britain's metropolis, and the supplies of forage and
provision at every stage of a march on London, are marked in
the military offices of these people; and that, with their
barking Journals, is a piece of knowledge to justify a
belligerent return for it. Only we pray to be let live
peacefully.
Fervently we pray it when this good man, a total stranger to
us, conducts an ignorant foreigner from one station to another
through the streets of Rouen, after a short stoppage at the
buffet and assistance in the identification of coins; then,
lifting his cap to us, retires.
And why be dealing wounds and death? It is a more blessed
thing to keep the Commandments. But how is it possible to keep
the Commandments if you have a vexatious wife?
Martha Skepsey had given him a son to show the hereditary
energy in his crying and coughing; and it was owing, he could
plead, to her habits and her tongue, that he sometimes, that he
might avoid the doing of worse--for she wanted correction and
was improved by it--courted the excitement of a short
exhibition of skill, man to man, on publicans' first floors. He
could have told the magistrate so, in part apology for the
circumstances dragging him the other day, so recently, before
his Worship; and he might have told it, if he had not
remembered Captain Dartrey Fenellan's words about treating
women chivalrously: which was interpreted by Skepsey as
correcting them, when called upon to do it, but never exposing
them:--only, if allowed to account for the circumstances
pushing us into the newspapers, we should not present so guilty
a look before the public.
Furthermore, as to how far it is the duty of a man to serve
his master, there is likewise question: whether is he, while
receiving reproof and punishment for excess of zeal in the
service of his master, not to mention the welfare of the
country, morally--without establishing it as a principle--
exonerated? Miss Graves might be asked: save that one would
not voluntarily trouble a lady on such subjects. But supposing
says the opposing counsel, now at work in Skepsey's conscience,
supposing this act, for which, contravening the law of the land,
you are reproved and punished, to be agreeable to you, how then?
We answer, supposing it--and we take uncomplainingly the
magistrate's reproof and punishment--morally justified: can it
be expected of us to have the sense of guilt, although we wear
and know we wear a guilty look before the public?
His master and the dear ladies would hear of it; perhaps they
knew of it now; with them would rest the settlement of the
distressing inquiry. The ladies would be shocked: ladies cannot
bear any semblance of roughness, not even with the gloves:--and
knowing, as they must, that our practice of the manly art is for
their protection!
Skepsey's grievous prospect of the hour to come under
judgement of a sex that was ever a riddle unread, clouded him
on the approach to Dreux. He studied the country and the people
eagerly; he forbore to conduct great military operations. Mr.
Durance had spoken of big battles round about the town of
Dreux; also of a wonderful Mausoleum there, not equally
interesting. The little man was in deeper gloom than a day
sobering on crimson dusk when the train stopped and his quick
ear caught the sound of the station, as pronounced by his friend
at Rouen.
He handed his card to the station-master. A glance, and the
latter signalled to a porter, saying: "Paradis;" and the porter
laid hold of Skepsey's bag. Skepsey's grasp was firm; he pulled,
the porter pulled. Skepsey heard explanatory speech
accompanying a wrench. He wrenched back with vigour, and in his
own tongue explained, that he held to the bag because his
master's letters were in the bag, all the way from England. For
a minute, there was a downright trial of muscle and will: the
porter appeared furiously excited, Skepsey had a look of cooled
steel. Then the Frenchman, requiring to shrug, gave way to the
Englishman's eccentric obstinacy, and signified that he was his
guide. Quite so, and Skepsey showed alacrity and confidence in
following; he carried his bag. But with the remembrance of the
kindly serviceable man at Rouen, he sought to convey to the
porter, that the terms of their association were cordial. A
waving of the right hand to the heavens ratified the treaty on
the French side. Nods and smiles and gesticulations, with
across-Channel vocables, as it were Dover cliffs to Calais sands
and back, pleasantly beguiled the way down to the Hotel du
Paradis, under the Mausoleum heights, where Skepsey fumbled at
his pocket for coin current; but the Frenchman, all shaken by a
tornado of negation, clapped him on the shoulder, and sang him
a quatrain. Skepsey had in politeness to stand listening, and
blinking, plunged in the contrition of ignorance, eclipsed. He
took it to signify something to the effect, that money should
not pass between friends. It was the amatory farewell address
of Henri IV. to his Charmante Gabrielle: and with--
"Percé de mille dards,
L'honneur m'appelle
Au champ de Mars,"
the Frenchman, in a backing of measured steps, apologized for
his enforced withdrawal from the stranger who had captured his
heart.
Skepsey's card was taken in the passage of the hotel. A
clean-capped maid, brave on the legs, like all he had seen of
these people, preceded him at quick march to an upper chamber.
When he descended, bag in hand, she flung open the salon-door
of a table d'hôte, where a goodly number were dining and
chattering; waiters drew him along to the section occupied by
his master's party. A chair had been kept vacant for him; his
master waved a hand, his dear ladies graciously smiled; he stuck
the bag in front of a guardian foot, growing happy. He could
fancy they had not seen the English newspapers. And his next
observation of the table showed him wrecked and lost: Miss
Nesta's face was the oval of a woeful O at his wild behaviour in
England during their absence. She smiled. Skepsey had
nevertheless to consume his food--excellent, very tasty soup--
with the sour sauce of the thought that he must be tongue-tied
in his defence for the time of the dinner.
"No, dear Skips, please! you are to enjoy yourself," said
Nesta.
He answered confusedly, trying to assure her that he was
doing so, and he choked.
His master had fixed his arrival for twenty minutes earlier.
Skepsey spoke through a cough of long delays at stations. The
Rev. Septimus Barmby, officially peace-maker, sounded the
consequent excuse for a belated comer. It was final; such is the
power of sound. Looks were cast from the French section of the
table at the owner of the prodigious organ. Some of the younger
men, intent on the charms of Albion's daughters, expressed in a
sign and a word or two alarm at what might be beneath the
flooring: and "Pas encore Lui!" and "Son avant-courier!" and
other flies of speech passed on a whiff, under politest of cover,
not to give offence. But prodigies claim attention.
Our English, at the close of the dinner, consented to say it
was good, without specifying a dish, because a selection of this
or that would have seemed to italicize, and commit them, in
the presence of ladies, to a notice of the matter-of-course,
beneath us, or the confession of a low sensual enjoyment; until
Lady Grace Halley named the particular dressing of a tête de
veau approvingly to Victor; and he stating, that he had offered
a suggestion for the menu of the day, Nataly exclaimed, that
she had suspected it: upon which Mr. Sowerby praised the menu,
Mr. Barmby, Peridon and Catkin named other dishes, there was
the right after-dinner ring in Victor's ears, thanks to the
woman of the world who had travelled round to nature and led
the shackled men to deliver themselves heartily. One tap, and
they are free. That is, in the moments after dinner, when nature
is at the gates with them. Only, it must be a lady and a
prevailing lady to give the tap. They need (our English) and will
for the ages of the process of their transformation need a
queen.
Skepsey, bag in hand, obeyed the motion of his master's head
and followed him.
He was presently back, to remain with the ladies during his
master's perusal of letters. Nataly had decreed that he was not
to be troubled; so Nesta and mademoiselle besought him for a
recital of his French adventures; and strange to say, he had
nothing to tell. The journey, pregnant at the start, exciting in
the course of it, was absolutely blank at the termination.
French people had been very kind; he could not say more. But
there was more; there was a remarkable fulness, if only he
could subordinate it to narrative. The little man did not know,
that time was wanted for imagination to make the roadway or
riverway of a true story, unless we press to invent; his mind
had been too busy on the way for him to clothe in speech his
impressions of the passage of incidents at the call for them.
Things had happened, numbers of interesting minor things, but
they all slipped as water through the fingers; and he being of
the band of honest creatures who will not accept a lift from
fiction, drearily he sat before the ladies, confessing to an
emptiness he was far from feeling.
Nesta professed excessive disappointment. "Now, if it had
been in England, Skips!" she said, under her mother's gentle
gloom of brows.
He made show of melancholy submission.
"There, Skepsey, you have a good excuse, we are sure," Nataly
said.
And women, when they are such ladies as these, are sent to
prove to us that they can be a blessing; instead of the dreadful
cry to Providence for the reason of the spread of the race of
man by their means! He declared his readiness, rejecting
excuses, to state his case to them, but for his fear of having it
interpreted as an appeal for their kind aid in obtaining his
master's forgiveness. Mr. Durance had very considerately
promised to intercede. Skepsey dropped a hint or two of his
naughty proceedings drily, aware that their untutored antipathy
to the manly art would not permit of warmth.
Nesta said: "Do you know, Skips, we saw a grand exhibition of
fencing in Paris."
He sighed. "Ladies can look on at fencing! foils and masks!
Captain Dartrey Fenellan has shown me, and says, the French are
our masters at it." He bowed constrainedly to mademoiselle.
"You box, M. Skepsey!" she said.
His melancholy increased: "Much discouragement from
Government, Society! If ladies . . . but I do not venture. They
are not against Games. But these are not a protection . . . to
them, when needed; to the country. The country seems asleep to
its position. Mr. Durance has remarked on it:--though I would
not always quote Mr. Durance . . . indeed, he says, that England
has invested an Old Maid's All in the Millennium, and is ruined
if it delays to come. `Old maid,' I do not see. I do not--if I
may presume to speak of myself in the same breath with so
clever a gentleman, agree with Mr. Durance in everything. But
the chest-measurement of recruits, the stature of the men
enlisted, prove that we are losing the nursery of our soldiers."
"We are taking them out of the nursery, Skips, if you're for
quoting Captain Dartrey," said Nesta. "We'll never haul down our
flag, though, while we have him!"
"Ah! Captain Dartrey!" Skepsey was refreshed by the
invocation of the name.
A summons to his master's presence cut short something he
was beginning to say about Captain Dartrey.
"What's this, of your name in the papers, your appearing
before a magistrate, and a fine? Tell the tale shortly."
Skepsey fell upon his attitude for dialectical defence: the
modest form of the two hands at rolling play and the head
deferentially sidecast. But knowing that he had gratified his
personal tastes in the act of serving his master's interests, an
interfusion of sentiments plunged him into self-consciousness;
an unwonted state with him, clogging to a simple story.
"First, sir, I would beg you to pardon the printing of your
name beside mine . . ."
"Tush: on with you."
"Only to say, necessitated by the circumstances of the case.
I read, that there was laughter in the court at my exculpation
of my conduct--as I have to call it; and there may have been. I
may have expressed myself. . . . I have a strong feeling for the
welfare of the country."
"So, it seems, you said to the magistrate. Do you tell me,
that the cause of your gross breach of the law, was a
consideration for the welfare of the country? Run on the facts."
"The facts--I must have begun badly, sir." Skepsey rattled
the dry facts in his head to right them. From his not having
begun well, they had become dry as things underfoot. It was an
error to have led off with the sentiments. "Two very, two very
respectable persons--respectable--were desirous to witness a
short display of my, my system, I would say; of my science,
they call it."
"Don't be nervous. To the point; you went into a field five
miles out of London, in broad day, and stood in a ring, the
usual riff-raff about you!"
"With the gloves: and not for money, sir: for the trial of
skill; not very many people. I cannot quite see the breach of
the law."
"So you told the magistrate. You were fined for your
inability to quite see. And you had to give security."
"Mr. Durance was kindly responsible for me, sir: an
acquaintance of the magistrate."
"This boxing of yours is a positive mania, Skepsey. You must
try to get the better of it--must! And my name too! I'm to be
proclaimed, as having in my service an inveterate pugilist--who
breaks the law from patriotism! Male or female, these very
respectable persons--the people your show was meant for?"
"Male, sir. Females! . . . that is, not the respectable ones."
"Take the opinion of the respectable ones for your standard
of behaviour in future."
"It was a mere trial of skill, sir, to prove to one of the
spectators, that I could be as good as my word. I wished, I may
say, to conciliate him, partly. He would not--he judged by size
--credit me with . . . he backed my adversary Jerry Scroom--a
sturdy boxer, without the knowledge of the first principles."
"You beat him?"
"I think I taught the man that I could instruct, sir; he was
complimentary before we parted. He thought I could not have
lasted. After the second round, the police appeared."
"And you ran!"
"No, sir; I had nothing on my conscience."
"Why not have had your pugilistic display in a publican's
room in town, where you could have hammer-nailed and ding-
donged to your heart's content for as long as you liked!"
"That would have been preferable, from the point of view of
safety from intrusion, I can admit--speaking humbly. But one of
the parties--I had a wish to gratify him--is a lover of old
English times and habits and our country scenes. He wanted it
to take place on green grass. We drove over Hampstead in three
carts and a gig, as a company of pleasure--as it was. A very
beautiful morning. There was a rest at a public-house. Mr.
Shaplow traces the misfortune to that. Mr. Jarniman, I hear,
thinks it what he calls a traitor in the camp. I saw no sign; we
were all merry and friendly."
"Jarniman?" said Victor sharply. "Who is the Jarniman?"
"Mr. Jarniman is, I am to understand from the acquaintance
introducing us--a Mr. Shaplow I met in the train from Lakelands
one day, and again at the corner of a street near Drury Lane, a
ham and beef shop kept by a Mrs. Jarniman, a very stout lady,
who does the chief carving in the shop, and is the mother of Mr.
Jarniman: he is in a confidential place, highly trusted."
Skepsey looked up from the hands he soaped: "He is a curious
mixture; he has true enthusiasm for boxing, he believes in
ghosts. He mourns for the lost days of prize-fighting, he thinks
that spectres are on the increase. He has a very large appetite,
depressed spirits. Mr. Shaplow informs me he is a man of
substance, in the service of a wealthy lady in poor health,
expecting a legacy and her appearance to him. He has the look--
Mr. Shaplow assures me he does not drink to excess: he is a
slow drinker."
Victor straightened: "Bad way of health, you said?"
"Mr. Jarniman spoke of his expectations as being immediate:
he put it, that he expected her spirit to be out for him to
meet it any day--or night. He desires it. He says, she has
promised it--on oath, he says, and must feel that she must do
her duty to him before she goes, if she is to appear to him
with any countenance after. But he is anxious for her in any
case to show herself, and says, he should not have the heart to
reproach her. He has principles, a tear for suffering; he likes
to be made to cry. Mrs. Jarniman, his mother, he is not
married, is much the same so far, except ghosts; she will not
have them; except after strong tea, they come, she says, come
to her bed. She is foolish enough to sleep in a close-curtained
bed. But the poor lady is so exceedingly stout that a puff of
cold would carry her off, she fears."
Victor stamped his foot. "This man Jarniman serves a lady
now in a--serious, does he say? Was he precise?"
"Mr. Jarniman spoke of a remarkable number of diseases; very
complicated, he says. He has no opinion of doctors. He says,
that the lady's doctor and the chemist--she sits in a chemist's
shop and swallows other people's prescriptions that take her
fancy. He says, her continuing to live is wonderful. He has no
reason to hurry her, only for the satisfaction of a natural
curiosity."
"He mentioned her name?"
"No name, sir."
Skepsey's limpid grey eyed confirmed the negative to Victor,
who was assured that the little man stood clean of any falsity.
"You are not on equal terms. You and the magistrate have
helped him to know who it is you serve, Skepsey."
"Would you please to direct me, sir?"
"Another time. Now go and ease your feet with a run over the
town. We have music in half an hour. That you like, I know. See
chiefly to amusing yourself."
Skepsey turned to go; he murmured, that he had enjoyed his
trip.
Victor checked him: it was to ask whether this Jarniman had
specified one, any one of the numerous diseases afflicting his
aged mistress.
Now Jarniman had shocked Skepsey with his blunt titles for a
couple of the foremost maladies assailing the poor lady's
decayed constitution: not to be mentioned, Skepsey thought, in
relation to ladies; whose organs and functions we, who pay them
a proper homage by restricting them to the sphere so worthily
occupied by their mothers up to the very oldest date,
respectfully curtain; their accepted masters are chivalrous to
them, deploring their need at times for the doctors and drugs.
He stood looking most unhappy. "She was to appear, sir, in a
few--perhaps a week, a month."
A nod dismissed him.
The fun of the expedition (and Dudley Sowerby had wound
himself up to relish it) was at night in the towns, when the
sound of instrumental and vocal music attracted crowds beneath
the windows of the hotel, and they heard zon, zon, violon, flûte
et basse; not bad fluting, excellent fiddling, such singing as a
maestro, conducting his own Opera, would have approved. So
Victor said of his darlings' voices. Nesta's and her mother's
were a perfect combination; Mr. Barmby's trompe in union,
sufficiently confirmed the popular impression, that they were
artistes. They had been ceremoniously ushered to their
carriages, with expressions of gratitude. at the departure from
Rouen; and the Boniface at Gisors had entreated them to stay
another night, to give an entertainment. Victor took his
pleasure in letting it be known, that they were a quiet English
family, simply keeping-up the habits they practised in Old
England: all were welcome to hear them while they were doing
it; but they did not give entertainments.
The pride of the pleasure of reversing the general idea of
English dulness among our neighbours, was perceived to have
laid fast hold of Dudley Sowerby at Dreux. He was at the window
from time to time, counting heads below. For this reason or a
better, he begged Nesta to supplant the flute duet with the
soprano and contralto of the Helena section of the Mefistofele,
called the Serenade: La Luna immobile. She consulted her
mother, and they sang it. The crowds below, swollen to a block
of the street, were dead still, showing the instinctive good
manners of the people. Then mademoiselle astonished them with
a Provençal or Cevennes air, Huguenot, though she was Catholic;
but it suited her mezzo-soprano tones; and it rang massively of
the martial-religious. To what heights of spiritual grandeur
might not a Huguenot France have marched! Dudley Sowerby,
heedlessly, under an emotion that could be stirred in him with
force, by the soul of religion issuing through music, addressed
his ejaculation to Lady Grace Halley. She did not shrug or snub
him, but rejoined: "I could go to battle with that song in the
ears." She liked seeing him so happily transformed; and liked
the effect of it on Nesta when his face shone in talking. He was
at home with the girl's eyes, as he had never been. A song
expressing in one the combative and devotional, went to the
springs of his blood; for he was of an old warrior race, beneath
the thick crust of imposed peaceful maxims and commercial
pursuits and habitual stiff correctness. As much as wine, will
music bring out the native bent of the civilized man: endow
him with language too. He was as if unlocked; he met Nesta's
eyes and ran in a voluble interchange, that gave him flattering
afterthoughts, and at the moment sensibly a new and assured, or
to some extent assured, station beside a girl so vivid; by which
the young lady would be helped to perceive his unvoiced solider
gifts.
Nataly observed them, thinking of Victor's mastering
subtlety. She had hoped (having clearly seen the sheep's eye in
the shepherd) that Mr. Barmby would be watchful to act as a
block between them; and therefore she had stipulated for his
presence on the journey. She remembered Victor's rapid look of
readiness to consent:--he reckoned how naturally Mr. Barmby
would serve as a foil to any younger man. Mr. Barmby had tried
all along to perform his part: he had always been thwarted;
notably once at Gisors, where by some cunning management he
and mademoiselle found themselves in the cell of the
prisoner's Nail-wrought work while Nesta had to take Sowerby's
hand for help at a passage here and there along the narrow
outer castle-walls. And Mr. Barmby, upon occasions, had set that
dimple in Nesta's cheek quivering, though Simeon Fenellan was
not at hand, and there was no telling how it was done, beyond
the evidence that Victor willed it so.
From the day of the announcement of Lakelands, she had been
brought more into contact with his genius of dexterity and
foresight than ever previously: she had bent to the burden of it
more; had seen herself and everybody else outstripped--herself,
of course; she did not count in a struggle with him. But since
that red dawn of Lakelands, it was almost as if he had descended
to earth from the skies. She now saw his mortality in the
miraculous things he did. The reason of it was, that through the
perceptible various arts and shifts on her level, an opposing
spirit had plainer view of his aim, to judge it. She thought it a
mean one.
The power it had to hurry her with the strength of a torrent
to an end she dreaded, impressed her physically; so far subduing
her mind, in consequence, as to keep the idea of absolute
resistance obscure, though her bosom heaved with the breath;
but what was her own of a mind hung hovering above him,
criticizing; and involuntarily, discomfortingly. She could have
prayed to be led blindly or blindly dashed on: she could trust
him for success; and her critical mind seemed at times a
treachery. Still she was compelled to judge.
When he said to her at night, pressing both her hands: "This
is the news of the day, my love! It's death at last. We shall
soon be thanking heaven for freedom;" her fingers writhed upon
his and gripped them in a torture of remorse on his behalf. A
shattering throb of her heart gave her sight of herself as well.
For so it is with the woman who loves in subjection, she may
be a critic of the man, she is his accomplice.
"You have a letter, Victor?"
"Confirmation all round: Fenellan, Themison, and now
Skepsey."
He told her the tale of Skepsey and Jarniman, colouring it,
as any interested animated conduit necessarily will. Neither of
them smiled.
The effort to think soberly exhausted and rolled her back on
credulity.
It might not be to-day or next week or month: but so much
testimony pointed to a day within the horizon, surely!
She bowed her head to heaven for forgiveness. The murderous
hope stood up, stood out in forms and pictures. There was one
of a woman at her ease at last in the reception of guests;
contrasting with an ironic haunting figure of the woman of
queenly air and stature under a finger of scorn for a bold-faced
impostor. Nataly's lips twitched at the remembrance of quaint
whimpers of complaint to the Fates, for directing that a large
instead of a rather diminutive woman should be the social
offender fearing exposure. Majesty in the criminal's dock, is a
confounding spectacle. To the bosom of the majestic creature,
all her glorious attributes have become the executioner's
implements. She must for her soul's health believe that a day
of release and exoneration approaches.
"Barmby!--if my dear girl would like him best," Victor said,
in tenderest undertones, observing the shadowing variations of
her face; and pierced her cruelly, past explanation or
understanding;--not that she would have objected to the Rev.
Septimus as officiating clergyman.
She nodded. Down rolled the first big tear.
We cry to women; Land, ho!--a land of palms after storms at
sea; and at once they inundate us with a deluge of eye-water.
"Half a minute, dear Victor, not longer," Nataly said,
weeping, near on laughing over his look of wanton abandonment
to despair at sight of her tears. "Don't mind me. I am rather
like Fenellan's laundress, the tearful woman whose professional
apparatus was her soft heart and a cake of soap. Skepsey has
made his peace with you?"
Victor answered: "Yes, yes; I see what he has been about.
We're a mixed lot, all of us--the best! You've noticed, Skepsey
has no laugh: however absurd the thing he tells you, not a
smile!"
"But you trust his eyes; you look fathoms into them. Captain
Dartrey thinks him one of the men most in earnest of any of
his country."
"So Nataly of course thinks the same. And he's a worthy
little velocipede, as Fenellan calls him. One wishes Colney had
been with us. Only Colney!--pity one can't cut his talons for
the space before they grow again."
Ay, and in the presence of Colney Durance, Victor would not
have been so encouraging, half boyishly caressing, with Dudley
Sowerby! It was the very manner to sow seed of imitativeness in
the girl, devoted as she was to her father. Nataly sighed,
foreseeing evil, owning it a superstition, feeling it a certainty.
We are easily prophets, sure of being justified, when the
cleverness of schemes devoted to material ends appears most
delicately perfect. History, the tales of households, the
tombstone, are with us to inspire. In Nataly's bosom, the
reproof of her inefficiency for offering counsel where Victor
for his soul's sake needed it, was beginning to thunder at
whiles as a reproach of unfittingness in his mate, worse than a
public denunciation of the sin against Society.
It might be decreed that she and Society were to come to
reconcilement. A pain previously thought of, never previously
so realized, seized her at her next sight of Nesta. She had not
taken in her front mind the contrast of the innocent one
condemned to endure the shadow from which the guilty was by a
transient ceremony released. Nature could at a push be eloquent
to defend the guilty. Not a word of vindicating eloquence rose
up to clear the innocent. Nothing that she could do; no
devotedness, not any sacrifice, and no treaty of peace, no
possible joy to come, nothing could remove the shadow from
her child. She dreamed of the succour in eloquence, to charm
the ears of chosen juries while a fact spoke over the
population, with a relentless rolling out of its one hard word.
But eloquence, powerful on her behalf, was dumb when referred
to Nesta. It seemed a cruel mystery. How was it permitted by
the Merciful Disposer! . . . Nataly's intellect and her reverence
clashed. They clash to the end of time if we persist in
regarding the Spirit of Life as a remote Externe, who plays the
human figures, to bring about this or that issue, instead of
being beside, us, within us, our breath, if we will; marking on
us where at each step we sink to the animal, mount to the
divine, we and ours who follow, offspring of body or mind. She
was in her error, from judging of the destiny of man by the
fate of individuals. Chiefly her error was, to try to be thinking
at all amid the fevered tangle of her sensations.
A darkness fell upon the troubled woman, and was thicker
overhead when her warm blood had drawn her to some acceptance
of the philosophy of existence, in a savour of gratification at
the prospect of her equal footing with the world while yet she
lived. She hated herself for taking pleasure in anything to be
bestowed by a world so hap-hazard, ill-balanced, unjust; she
took it bitterly, with such naturalness as not to be aware that
it was irony and a poisonous irony moving her to welcome the
restorative ceremony because her largeness of person had a
greater than common need of the protection.
THAT Mausoleum at Dreux may touch to lift us. History pleads
for the pride of the great discrowned Family giving her
illumination there. The pride is reverently postured; the
princely mourning-cloak it wears becomingly braided at the hem
with fair designs of our mortal humility in the presence of the
vanquisher; against whom, acknowledging a visible conquest of
the dust, it sustains a placid contention in coloured glass and
marbles.
Mademoiselle de Seilles, a fervid Orleanist, was thanked for
having advised the curvature of the route homeward to visit
"the spot of so impressive a monument:" as it was phrased by
the Rev. Septimus Barmby; whose exposition to Nesta of the
beautiful stained-glass pictures of incidents in the life of the
crusading St. Louis, was toned to be likewise impressive:
--Colney Durance not being at hand to bewail the pathos of his
exhaustless "whacking of the platitudes;" which still retain
their tender parts, but cry unheard when there is no cynic near.
Mr. Barmby laid-on solemnly.
Professional devoutness is deemed more righteous on such
occasions than poetic fire. It robes us in the cloak of the
place, as at a funeral. Generally, Mr. Barmby found, and justly,
that it is in superior estimation among his countrymen of all
classes. They are shown by example how to look, think, speak;
what to do. Poets are disturbing; they cannot be comfortably
imitated, they are unsafe, not certainly the metal, unless you
have Laureates, entitled to speak by their pay and decorations;
and these are but one at a time, a dweller in books, good for
quoting at best--and a quotation may remind us .of a parody, to
convulse the sacred dome! Established plain prose officials do
better for our English. The audience moved round with heads of
undertakers.
Victor called to recollection Fenellan's "Rev. Glendoveer"
while Mr. Barmby pursued his discourse, uninterrupted by
tripping wags. And those who have schemes, as well as those who
are startled by the criticism in laughter to discover, that they
have cause for shunning it, rejoice when wits are absent. Mr.
Sowerby and Nesta interchanged a comment on Mr. Barmby's
remarks: The Fate of Princes! The Paths of Glory! St. Louis was
a very distant Roman Catholic monarch; and the young
gentleman of Evangelical education could admire him as a
Crusader. St. Louis was for Nesta a figure in the rich hues of
royal Saintship softened to homeliness by tears. She doated on
a royalty crowned with the Saint's halo, that swam down to us
to lift us through holy human showers. She listened to Mr.
Barmby, hearing few sentences, lending his eloquence all she
felt: he rolled forth notes of a minster organ, accordant with
the devotional service she was holding mutely. Mademoiselle
upon St. Louis: "Worthy to be named King of Kings!" swept her
to a fount of thoughts, where the thoughts are not yet shaped,
are yet in the breast of the mother emotions. Louise de Seilles
had prepared her to be strangely and deeply moved. The girl had
a heart of many strings, of high pitch, open to be musical to
simplest wandering airs or to the gales. This crypt of the
recumbent sculptured figures and the coloured series of acts in
the passage of the crowned Saint thrilled her as with sight of
flame on an altar-piece of History. But this King in the lines
of the Crucifixion leading, gave her a lemon of life, not a
message from death. With such a King, there would be union of
the old order and the new, cessation to political turmoil:
Radicalism, Socialism, all the monster names of things with
heads agape in these our days to gobble-up the venerable,
obliterate the beautiful, leave a stoniness of floods where
field and garden were, would be appeased, transfigured. She
hoped, she prayed for that glorious leader's advent.
On one subject, conceived by her only of late, and not
intelligibly, not communicably: a subject thickly veiled; one
which struck at her through her sex and must, she thought, ever
be unnamed (the ardent young creature saw it as a very thing
torn by the winds to show hideous gleams of a body raging with
fire behind the veil): on this one subject, her hopes and
prayers were dumb in her bosom. It signified shame. She knew
not the how, for she had no power to contemplate it: there was
a torment of earth and a writhing of lurid dust-clouds about it
at a glimpse. But if the new crusading Hero were to come
attacking that--if some born prince nobly man would head the
world to take away the withering scarlet from the face of
women, she felt she could kiss the print of his feet upon the
ground. Meanwhile she had enjoyment of her plunge into the
inmost forest-well of mediæval imaginativeness, where youthful
minds of good aspiration through their obscurities find much
akin to them.
She had an eye for little Skepsey too: unaware that these
French Princes had hurried him off to Agincourt, for another
encounter with them and the old result--poor dear gentlemen,
with whom we do so wish to be friendly! What amused her was,
his evident fatigue in undergoing the slow parade, and sheer
deference to his betters, as to the signification of a holiday on
arrested legs. Dudley Sowerby's attention to him, in elucidating
the scenes with historical scraps, greatly pleased her. The Rev.
Septimus of course occupied her chiefly.
Mademoiselle was always near, to receive his repeated
expressions of gratitude for the route she had counselled.
Without personal objections to a well-meaning orderly man,
whose pardonable error it was to be aiming too considerably
higher than his head, she did but show him the voluble
muteness of a Frenchwoman's closed lips; not a smile at all,
and certainly no sign of hostility; when bowing to his
reiterated compliment in the sentence of French. Mr. Barmby
had noticed (and a strong sentiment rendered him observant,
unwontedly) a similar alert immobility of her lips, indicating
foreign notions of this kind or that, in England: an all but
imperceptible shortening or loss of corners at the mouth, upon
mention of marriages of his clergy: particularly once, at his
reading of a lengthy report in a newspaper of a Wedding
Ceremony involving his favourite Bishop for bridegroom: a
report to make one glow like Hymen rollicking the Torch after
draining the bumper to the flying slipper. He remembered the
look, and how it seemed to intensify on the slumbering
features, at a statement, that his Bishop was a widower,
entering into nuptials in his fifty-fourth year. Why not? But we
ask it of Heaven and Man, why not? Mademoiselle was pleasant:
she was young or youngish; her own clergy were celibates, and--
no, he could not argue the matter with a young or youngish
person of her sex. Could it be a reasonable woman--a woman!
--who disapproved the holy nuptials of the pastors of the
flocks? But we are forbidden to imagine the conducting of an
argument thereon with a lady:--Luther . . . but we are not in
Luther's time:--Nature . . . no, nor can there possibly be
allusions to Nature. Mr. Barmby wondered at Protestant parents
taking a Papistical governess for their young flower of English
womanhood. However, she venerated St. Louis; he cordially also;
there they met; and he admitted, that she had, for a
Frenchwoman, a handsome face, and besides an agreeably
artificial ingenuousness in the looks which could be so politely
dubious as to appear only dubiously adverse.
The spell upon Nesta was not blown away on English ground;
and when her father and mother were comparing their
impressions, she could not but keep guard over the deeper
among her own. At the Château de Gisors, leftward off Vernon on
Seine, it had been one of romance and wonderment, with
inquisitive historic soundings of her knowledge and
mademoiselle's, a reverence for the prisoner's patient holy
work, and picturings of his watchful waiting daily, Nail in hand,
for the heaven-sent sunlight on the circular dungeon-wall
through the slits of the meurtrières. But the Mausoleum at
Dreux spake religiously; it enfolded Mr. Barmby, his voice re-
edified it. The fact that he had discoursed there, though not a
word of the discourse was remembered, allied him to the spirit
of a day rather increasing in sacredness as it receded and left
her less the possessor of it, more the worshipper.
Mademoiselle had to say to herself: "Impossible!" after
seeing the drift of her dear Nesta's eyes in the wake of the
colossal English clergyman. She fed her incredulousness
indignantly on the evidence confounding it. Nataly was aware of
unusual intonations, treble-stressed, in the Bethesda and the
Galilee of Mr. Barmby on Concert evenings: as it were, the
towering wood-work of the cathedral organ in quake under
emission of its multitudinous outroar. The "Which?" of the Rev.
Septimus, addressed to Nesta, when song was demanded of him;
and her "Either;" and his gentle hesitation, upon a gaze at her
for the directing choice, could not be unnoticed by women.
Did he know a certain thing?--and dream of urging the suit,
as an indulgent skipper of parental pages?--
Such haunting interrogations were the conspirator's daggers
out at any instant, or leaping in sheath, against Nataly's peace
of mind. But she trusted her girl's laughing side to rectify any
little sentimental over-balancing. She left the ground where
maternal meditations are serious, at an image of Mr. Barmby
knocking at Nesta's heart as a lover. Was it worth inquiry?
A feminine look was trailed across the eyes of mademoiselle,
with mention of Mr. Barmby's name.
Mademoiselle rippled her shoulders. "We are at present much
enamoured of Bethesda."
That watchfullest showing no alarm, the absurdity of the
suspicion smothered it.
Nataly had moreover to receive startling new guests: Lady
Rodwell Blachington; Mrs. Fanning, wife of the General: young
Mrs. Blathenoy, wife of the great bill-broker: ladies of
Wrensham and about. And it was a tasking of her energies equal
to the buffetting of recurrent waves on deep sea. The ladies
were eager for her entry into Lakelands. She heard that Victor
had appointed Lady Blachington's third son to the coveted post
of clerk in the Indian house of Inchling and Radnor. These are
the deluge days when even aristocracy will cry blessings on the
man who procures a commercial appointment for one of its
younger sons offended and rebutted by the barrier of
Examinations for the Civil Service. "To have our Adolphus under
Mr. Victor Radnor's protection, is a step!" Lady Blachington
said. Nataly was in an atmosphere of hints and revealings.
There were City Dinners, to which one or other of the residents
about Lakelands had been taken before he sat at Victor's London
table. He was already winning his way, apparently without
effort, to be the popular man of that neighbourhood. A
subterranean tide or a slipping of earth itself seemed bearing
her on. She had his promise indeed, that he would not ask of
her to enter Lakelands until the day of his freedom had risen;
but though she could trust to his word, the heart of the word
went out of it when she heard herself thanked by Lady
Blachington (who could so well excuse her at such a time of
occupation for not returning her call, that she called in a
friendly way a second time, warmly to thank her) for throwing
open the Concert room at Lakelands in August, to an
Entertainment in assistance of the funds for the purpose of
erecting an East of London Clubhouse, where the children of the
poor by day could play, and their parents pass a disengaged
evening. Doubtless a worthy Charity. Nataly was alive to the
duties of wealth. Had it been simply a demand for a donation,
she would not have shown that momentary pucker of the brows,
which Lady Blachington read as a contrast with the generous
vivacity of the husband.
Nataly read a leaf of her fate in this announcement. Nay, she
beheld herself as the outer world vexedly beholds a creature
swung along to the doing of things against the better mind. An
outer world is thoughtless of situations which prepare us to
meet the objectionable with a will benumbed;--if we do not, as
does that outer world, belong to the party of the readily
heroical. She scourged her weakness: and the intimation of the
truth stood over her, more than ever manifest, that the
deficiency affecting her character lay in her want of language. A
tongue to speak and contend, would have helped her to carve a
clearer way. But then again, the tongue to speak must be one
which could reproach, and strike at errors; fence, and
continually summon resources to engage the electrical vitality
of a man like Victor. It was an exultation of their life
together, a mark of its holiness for them both, that they had
never breathed a reproach upon one another. She dropped away
from ideas of remonstrance; faintly seeing, in her sigh of
submission, that the deficiency affecting her character would
have been supplied by a greater force of character, pressing
either to speech or acts. The confession of a fated inevitable
in the mind, is weakness prostrate. She knew it: but she could
point to the manner of man she was matched with; and it was
not a poor excuse.
Mr. Barmby, she thought, deserved her gratitude in some
degree for stepping between Mr. Sowerby and Nesta. The girl not
having inclinations, and the young gentleman being devoid of
stratagem, they were easily kept from the dangerous count of
two.
Mademoiselle would have said, that the shepherd also had
rarely if ever a minute quite alone with her lamb.
Incredulously she perceived signs of a shock. The secret
following the signs was betrayed by Nesta in return for a tender
grasp of hands and a droll flutter of eyelids. Out it came, on a
nod first; then a dreary mention of a date, and an incident, to
bring it nearer to comprehension. Mr. Barmby--and decide who
will whether it is that Love was made to elude or that curates
impelled by his fires are subtle as æther--had outwitted French
watchfulness by stealing minutes enough on a day at Lakelands
to declare himself. And no wonder the girl looked so forlorn:
he had shivered her mediæval forest-palace of illuminated
glass, to leave her standing like a mountain hind, that sniffs
the tainted gale off the crag of her first quick leap from
hounds; her instincts alarmed, instead of rich imagination
colouring and fostering.
She had no memory for his words; so, and truly, she told her
Louise: meaning that she had only a spiceless memory;
especially for the word love in her ears from the mouth of a
man.
There had been a dream of it; with the life-awakening marvel
it would be, the humbleness it would bring to her soul beneath
the golden clothing of her body: one of those faint formless
dreams, which are as the bend of grasses to the breath of a
still twilight. She lived too spiritedly to hang on any dream;
and had moreover a muffled dread--shadow-sister to the virginal
desire--of this one, as of a fateful power that might drag her
down, disorder, discolour. But now she had heard it: the word,
the very word itself! in her own ears! addressed to her! in a
man's voice! The first utterance had been heard, and it was
over; the chapter of the book of bulky promise of the
splendours and mysteries;--the shimmering woods and bushy
glades, and the descent of the shape celestial, and the
recognition--the mutual cry of affinity; and overhead the
crimson outrolling of the flag of beneficent enterprises hand
in hand, all was at an end. These, then, are the deceptions our
elders tell of! That masculine voice should herald a new world
to the maiden. The voice she had heard did but rock to ruin the
world she had been living in.
Mademoiselle prudently forbore from satirical remarks on
his person or on his conduct. Nesta had nothing to defend: she
walked in a bald waste.
"Can I have been guilty of leading him to think? . . ." she
said, in a tone that writhed, at a second discussion of this
hapless affair.
"They choose to think," mademoiselle replied. "It is he or
another. My dear and dearest, you have entered the field where
shots fly thick, as they do to soldiers in battle; and it is
neither your fault nor any one's, if you are hit."
Nesta gazed at her, with a shy supplicating cry of "Louise."
Mademoiselle immediately answered the tone of entreaty.
"Has it happened to me? I am of the age of eight and twenty;
passable, to look at: yes, my dear, I have gone through it. To
spare you the questions tormenting you, I will tell you, that
perhaps our experience of our feelings comes nigh on a kind of
resemblance. The first gentleman who did me the honour to
inform me of his passion, was a hunchback."
Nesta cried "Oh!" in a veritable pang of sympathy, and
clapped hands to her ears, to shut out Mr. Barmby's boom of the
terrific word attacking Louise from that deformed one.
Her disillusionment became of the sort which hears derision.
A girl of quick blood and active though unregulated intellect,
she caught at the comic of young women's hopes and
experiences, in her fear of it.
"My own precious poor dear Louise! what injustice there is in
the world for one like my Louise to have a hunchback to be the
first! . . ."
"But, my dear, it did me no harm."
"But if it had been known!"
"But it was known!"
Nesta controlled a shuddering: "It is the knowledge of it in
ourselves--that it has ever happened;--you dear Louise, who
deserve so much better! And one asks--Oh, why are we not left
in peace! And do look at the objects it makes of us!"
Mademoiselle could see, that the girl's desperation had got
hold of her humour for a life-buoy. "It is really worse to have
it unknown--when you are compelled to be his partner in
sharing the secret, and feel as if it were a dreadful doll you
conceal for fear that everybody will laugh at its face."
She resumed her seriousness: "I find it so hard to be vexed
with him and really really like him. For he is a good man; but
he will not let one shake him off. He distresses: because we
can't quite meet as we did. Last Wednesday Concert evening, he
kept away; and I am annoyed that I was glad."
"Moths have to pass through showers, and keep their pretty
patterns from damage as best they can," said mademoiselle.
Nesta transformed herself into a disciple of Philosophy on
the spot. "Yes, all these feelings of ours are moth-dust! One
feels them. I suppose they pass. They must. But tell me, Louise,
dear soul, was your poor dear good little afflicted suitor--was
he kindly pitied?"
"Conformably with the regulations prescribed to young
damsels who are in request to surrender the custody of their
hands. It is easy to commit a dangerous excess in the
dispensing of that article they call pity of them."
"And he--did he?--vowed to you he could not take No for an
answer?"
At this ingenuous question, woefully uttered, mademoiselle
was pricked to smile pointedly. Nesta had a tooth on her
underlip. Then, shaking vapours to the winds, she said: "It is an
honour, to be asked; and we cannot be expected to consent. So I
shall wear through it.--Only I do wish that Mr. Fenellan would
not call him The Inchcape Bell!" She murmured this to herself.
Mr. Barmby was absent for two weeks. "Can any thing have
offended him?" Victor inquired, in some consternation,
appreciating the man's worth, and the grand basso he was;
together with the need for him at the Lakelands Concert in
August.
Nataly wrote Mr. Barmby a direct invitation. She had no
reply. Her speculations were cut short by Victor, who handed
her a brief note addressed to him and signed by the Rev.
Septimus, petitioning for a private interview.
The formality of the request incensed Victor. "Now, dear
love, you see Colney's meaning, when he says, there are people
who have no intimacy in them. Here's a man who visits me
regularly once a week or more, has been familiar for years--
four, at least; and he wants to speak to me, and must obtain
the `privilege' by special appointment! What can be the
meaning of it?"
"You will hear to-morrow afternoon," Nataly said, seeing one
paved way to the meaning--a too likely meaning.
"He hasn't been . . . nothing about Fredi, surely!"
"I have had no information."
"Impossible! Barmby has good sense; Bottesini can't intend
to come scraping on that string. But we won't lose him; he's
one of us. Barmby counts for more at a Charity Concert than all
the catalogue, and particularly in the country. But he's an
excellent fellow--eh?"
"That he is," Nataly agreed.
Victor despatched a cheerful curt consent to see Mr. Barmby
privately on the late afternoon of the day to follow.
Nesta, returning home from the park at that hour of the
interview, ignorant of Mr. Barmby's purpose though she was, had
her fires extinguished by the rolling roar of curfew along the
hall-passage, out of the library.
WHEN, upon the well-known quest, the delightful singer Orpheus
took that downward way, coming in sight of old Cerberus
centiceps, he astutely feigned inattention to the hostile
appearances of the multiple beast, and with a wave of his
plectrum over the responsive lyre, he at the stroke raised
voice. This much you know. It may be communicated to you, that
there was then beheld the most singular spectacle ever
exhibited on the dizzy line of division between the living and
the dead. For those unaccustomed musical tones in the last
thin whiff of our sustaining air were so smartingly persuasive
as to pierce to the vitals of the faithful Old Dog before his
offended sentiments had leisure to rouse their heads against a
beggar of a mortal. The terrible sugariness which poured into
him worked like venom to cause an encounter and a wrestling:
his battery of jaws expressed it. They gaped. At the same time,
his eyeballs gave up. All the Dog, that would have barked the
breathing intruder an hundredfold back to earth, was one
compulsory centurion yawn. Tears, issue of the frightful
internal wedding of the dulcet and the sour (a ravishing rather
of the latter by the former), rolled off his muzzles.
Now, if you are not for insisting that a magnificent simile
shall be composed of exactly the like notes in another octave,
you will catch the fine flavour of analogy and be wafted in a
beat of wings across the scene of the application of the Rev.
Septimus Barmby to Mr. Victor Radnor, that he might enter the
house in the guise of suitor for the hand of Nesta Victoria. It
is the excelling merit of similes and metaphors to spring us
to vault over gaps and thickets and dreary places. But, as with
the visits of Immortals, we must be ready to receive them.
Beware, moreover, of examining them too scrupulously: they
have a trick of wearing to vapour if closely scanned. Let it be
gratefully for their aid.
So far the comparison is absolute, that Mr. Barmby passed:
he was at liberty to pursue his quest.
Victor could not explain how he had been brought to grant
it. He was at pains to conceal the bewilderment Mr. Barmby had
cast on him, and make Nataly see the smallness of the grant:
--both of them were unwilling to lose Barmby; there was not
the slightest fear about Fredi, he said; and why should not poor
Barmby have his chance with the others in the race!--and his
Nataly knew that he hated to speak unkindly: he could cry the
negative like a crack of thunder in the City. But such matters
as these! and a man pleading merely for the right to see the
girl!--and pleading in a tone . . . "I assure you, my love, he
touched chords."
"Did he allude to advantages in the alliance with him?"
Nataly asked smoothly.
"His passion--nothing else. Candid enough. And he had a tone
--he has a tone, you know. It's not what he said. Some allusion
to belief in a favourable opinion of him . . . encouragement
. . . on the part of the mama. She would have him travelling
with us! I foresaw it."
"You were astonished when it came."
"We always are."
Victor taunted her softly with having encouraged Mr. Barmby.
She had thought in her heart--not seriously; on a sigh of
despondency--that Mr. Barmby espousing the girl would smoothe
a troubled prospect: and a present resentment at her weakness
rendered her shrewd to detect Victor's cunning to cover his
own: a thing imaginable of him previously in sentimental
matters, yet never accurately and so legibly printed on her
mind. It did not draw her to read him with a novel familiarity;
it drew her to be more sensible of foregone intimations of the
man he was--irresistible in attack, not impregnably defensive.
Nor did he seem in this instance humanely considerate: if
mademoiselle's estimate of the mind of the girl was not wrong,
then Mr. Barmby's position would be both a ridiculous and a
cruel one. She had some silly final idea that the poor man
might now serve permanently to check the more dreaded
applicant: a proof that her ordinary reflectiveness was blunted.
Nataly acknowledged, after rallying Victor for coming to have
his weakness condoned, a justice in his counter-accusation, of a
loss of her natural cheerfulness, and promised amendment, with
a steely smile, that his lips mimicked fondly; and her smile
softened. To strengthen the dear soul's hopes, he spoke, as one
who had received the latest information, of Dr. Themison and
surgeons;--little conscious of the tragic depths he struck or of
the burden he gave her heart to bear. Her look alarmed him. She
seemed to be hugging herself up to the tingling scalp, and was
in a moment marble to sight and touch. She looked like the old
engravings of martyrs taking the bite of the jaws of flame at
the stake.
He held her embraced, feeling her body as if it were in the
awful grip of fingers from the outside of life.
The seizure was over before it could be called ominous. When
it was once over, and she had smiled again and rebuked him for
excessive anxiety, his apprehensions no longer troubled him,
but subsided sensationally in wrath at the crippled woman who
would not obey the dictate of her ailments instantly to perish
and spare this dear one annoyance.
Subsequently, later than usual, he performed his usual
mental penance for it. In consequence, the wrath, and the wish,
and the penitence, haunted him, each swelling to possession of
him in turn; until they united to head a plunge into
retrospects; which led to his reviewing the army of charges
against Mrs. Burman.
And of this he grew ashamed, attributing it to the morbid
indulgence in reflection: a disease never afflicting him
anterior to the stupid fall on London Bridge. He rubbed
instinctively for the punctilio-bump, and could cheat his fancy
to think a remainder of it there, just below, half an inch to
the right of, the spot where a phrenologist, invited by Nataly
in old days, had marked philo-progenitiveness on his capacious
and enviable cerebrum. He knew well it was a fancy. But it was a
fact also, that since the day of the fall (never, save in merest
glimpses, before that day), he had taken to look behind him, as
though an eye had been knocked in the back of his head.
Then, was that day of the announcement of Lakelands to
Nataly, to be accounted a gloomy day? He would not have it so.
She was happily occupied with her purchases of furniture,
Fredi with her singing lessons, and he with his business; a
grasp of many ribands, reining-in or letting loose; always
enjoyable in the act. Recently only had he known when at home,
a relaxation, a positive pleasure in looking forward to the
hours of the City office. This was odd, but so it was; and
looking homeward from the City, he had a sense of
disappointment when it was not Concert evening. The Cormyns,
the Yatts, and Priscilla Graves, and Pempton, foolish fellow,
and that bothering Barmby, and Peridon and Catkin, were the
lining of his nest. Well, and so they had been before Lakelands
rose. What had induced! . . . he suddenly felt foreign to
himself. The shrouded figure of his lost Idea on London Bridge
went by.
A peep into the folds of the shroud was granted him:--Is it a
truth, that if we are great owners of money, we are so swollen
with a force not native to us, as to be precipitated into acts
the downright contrary of our tastes?
He inquired it of his tastes, which have the bad habit of
unmeasured phrasing when they are displeased, and so they yield
no rational answer. Still he gave heed to violent extraneous
harpings against money. Epigrams of Colney's; abuse of it and
the owners of it by Socialist orators reported in some
newspaper corner; had him by the ears.
They ceased in the presence of Lady Grace Halley, who entered
his office to tell him she was leaving town for Whinfold, her
husband's family-seat, where the dear man lay in evil case. She
signified her resignation to the decrees from above saying
generously:
"You look troubled, my friend. Any bad City news?"
"I look troubled?" Victor said laughing, and bethought him
of what the trouble might be. "City news would not cause the
look. Ah, yes:--I was talking in the street to a friend of mine
on horseback the other day, and he kept noticing his horse's
queer starts. We spied half a dozen children in the gutter, at
the tail of the horse, one of them plucking at a hair. `Please,
sir, may I have a hair out of your horse's tail?' said the mite.
We patted the poor horse that grew a tail for urchins to pluck
at. Men come to the fathers about their girls. It's my belief
that mothers more easily say no. If they learn the word as
maids, you'll say! However, there's no fear about my girl.
Fredi's hard to snare. And what brings you Cityward?"
"I want to know whether I shall do right in selling out of
the Tiddler mine."
"You have multiplied your investment by ten."
"If it had been thousands!"
"Clearly, you sell; always jump out of a mounted mine,
unless you're at the bottom of it."
"There are City-articles against the mine this morning--or I
should have been on my way to Whinfold at this moment. The
shares are lower."
"The merry boys are at work to bring your balloon to the
ground, that you may quit it for them to ascend. Tiddler has
enemies, like the best of mines: or they may be named lovers,
if you like. And mines that have gone up, go down for a while
before they rise again; it's an affair of undulations; rocket
mines are not so healthy. The stories are false, for the time. I
had the latest from Dartrey Fenellan yesterday. He's here next
month, some time in August."
"He is married, is he not?"
"Was."
Victor's brevity sounded oddly to Lady Grace.
"Is he not a soldier?" she said.
"Soldiers and parsons!" Victor interjected.
Now she saw. She understood the portent of Mr. Barmby's
hovering offer of the choice of songs, and the recent
tremulousness of the welling Bethesda.
But she had come about her own business; and after
remarking, that when there is a prize there must be
competition, or England will have to lower her flag, she
declared her resolve to stick to Tiddler, exclaiming: "It's only
in mines that twenty times the stake is not a dream of the
past!"
"The Riviera green field on the rock is always open to you,"
said Victor.
She put out her hand to be taken. "Not if you back me here.
It really is not gambling when yours is the counsel I follow.
And if I'm to be a widow, I shall have to lean on a friend,
gifted like you. I love adventure, danger;--well, if we two are in
it; just to see my captain in a storm. And if the worst
happens, we go down together. It's the detestation of our deadly
humdrum of modern life; some inherited love of fighting."
"Say, brandy."
"Does not Mr. Durance accuse you of an addiction to the
brandy novel?"
"Colney may call it what he pleases. If I read fiction, let it
be fiction; airier than hard fact. If I see a ballet, my troop of
short skirts must not go stepping like pavement policemen. I
can't read dull analytical stuff or `stylists' when I want
action--if I'm to give my mind to a story. I can supply the
reflections. I'm English--if Colney's right in saying we always
come round to the story with the streak of supernaturalism. I
don't ask for bloodshed: that's what his `brandy' means."
"But Mr. Durance is right, we require a shedding; I confess I
expect it where there's love; it's part of the balance, and
justifies one's excitement. How otherwise do you get any real
crisis? I must read and live something unlike this flat life
around us."
"There's the Adam life and the Macadam life, Fenellan says.
Pass it in books, but in life we can have quite enough
excitement coming out of our thoughts. No brandy there! And no
fine name for personal predilections or things done in
domino!" Victor said, with his very pleasant face, pressing her
hand, to keep the act of long holding it in countenance and
bring it to a well-punctuated conclusion: thinking
involuntarily of the other fair woman, whose hand was his, and
who betrayed a beaten visage despite--or with that poor kind of
--trust in her captain. But the thought was not guilty of
drawing comparisons. "This is one that I could trust, as captain
or mate," he pressed the hand again before dropping it.
"You judge entirely by the surface if you take me for a shifty
person at the trial," said Lady Grace.
Skepsey entered the room with one of his packets, and she
was reminded of trains and husbands.
She left Victor uncomfortably ruffled: and how? for she had
none of the physical charms appealing peculiarly to the man
who was taken with grandeur of shape. She belonged rather to
the description physically distasteful to him.
It is a critical comment on a civilization carelessly
distilled from the jealous East, when visits of fair women to
City offices can have this effect. If the sexes are separated for
an hour, the place where one is excluded or not common to see,
becomes inflammable to that appearing spark. He does outrage
to a bona Dea: she to the monasticism of the Court of Law: and
he and she awaken unhallowed emotions. Supposing, however,
that western men were to de-orientalize their gleeful notions
of her, and dis-Turk themselves by inviting the woman's voluble
tongue to sisterly occupation there in the midst of the
pleading Court, as in the domestic circle: very soon would her
eyes be harmless:--unless directed upon us with intent.
That is the burning core of the great Question, our
Armageddon in Morality: Is she moral? Does she mean to be
harmless? Is she not untamable Old Nature? And when once on
an equal footing with her lordly half, would not the spangled
beauty, in a turn, like the realistic transformation-trick of a
pantomime, show herself to be that wanton old thing--the
empress of disorderliness? You have to recollect, as the
Conservative acutely suggests, that her timidities, at present
urging her to support Establishments, pertain to her state of
dependence. The party views of Conservatism are, must be,
founded, we should remember, on an intimate acquaintance with
her in the situations where she is almost unrestrictedly free
and her laughter rings to confirm the sentences of classical
authors and Eastern sages. Conservatives know what they are
about when they refuse to fling the last lattice of an ancient
harem open to air and sun--the brutal dispersers of mystery,
which would despoil an ankle of its flying wink.
Victor's opinions were those of the entrenched majority;
objecting to the occult power of women, as we have the women
now, while legislating to maintain them so; and forbidding a
step to a desperately wicked female world lest the step should
be to wickeder. His opinions were in the background, rarely
stirred; but the lady had brought them forward; and he fretted
at his restlessness, vexed that it should be due to the
intrusion of the sex instead of to the charms of the individual.
No sting of the sort had bothered him, he called to mind, on
board the Channel boat--nothing to speak of. "Why does she
come here! Why didn't she go to her husband! She gets into the
City scramble blindfold, and catches at the nearest hand to
help her out! Nice woman enough." Yes, but he was annoyed with
her for springing sensations that ran altogether heartless to
the object, at the same time that they were disloyal to the
dear woman their natural divinity. And between him and that
dear woman, since the communication made by Skepsey in the
town of Dreux, nightly the dividing spirit of Mrs. Burman lay:
cold as a corpse. They both felt her there. They kissed coldly,
pressed a hand, said good night.
Next afternoon the announcement by Skepsey of the Hon.
Dudley Sowerby, surprised Victor's eyebrows at least, and caused
him genially to review the visit of Lady Grace.
Whether or not Colney Durance drew his description of a
sunken nobility from the "sick falcon" distinguishing the
handsome features of Mr. Sowerby, that beaked invalid was
particularly noticeable to Victor during the statement of his
case, although the young gentleman was far from being one, in
Colney's words, to enliven the condition of domestic fowl with
an hereditary turn for "preying;" eminently the reverse; he was
of good moral repute, a worker, a commendable citizen. But
there was the obligation upon him to speak--it is expected in
such cases, if only as a formality--of his "love:" hard to do
even in view and near to the damsel's reddening cheeks: it
perplexed him. He dropped a veil on the bashful topic; his tone
was the same as when he reverted to the material points; his
present income, his position in the great Bank of Shotts & Co.,
his prospects, the health of the heir to the Cantor earldom. He
considered that he spoke to a member of the City merchants,
whose preference for the plain positive, upon the question of an
alliance between families by marriage, lends them for once a
resemblance to lords. When a person is not read by character,
the position or profession is called on to supply raised print
for the finger-ends to spell.
Hard on poor Fredi! was Victor's thought behind the smile he
bent on this bald Cupid. She deserved a more poetical lover!
His paternal sympathies for the girl besought in love, revived
his past feelings as a wooer; nothing but a dread of the
influence of Mr. Barmby's toned eloquence upon the girl, after
her listening to Dudley Sowerby's addresses, checked his
contempt for the latter. He could not despise the suitor he
sided with against another and seemingly now a more dangerous.
Unable quite to repress the sentiment, he proceeded
immediately to put it to his uses. For we have no need to be
scrupulously formal and precise in the exposition of
circumstances to a fellow who may thank the stars if such a
girl condescends to give him a hearing. He had this idea through
the conception of his girl's generosity. And furthermore, the
cognizant eye of a Lucretian Alma Mater having seat so strongly
in Victor, demanded as a right an effusion of the promising
amorous graces on the part of the acceptable applicant to the
post of husband of that peerless. These being absent, evidently
non-existent, it seemed sufficient for the present, after the
fashion of the young gentleman, to capitulate the few material
matters briefly.
They were dotted along with a fine disregard of the
stateliness of the sum to be settled on Nesta Victoria, and
with a distant but burning wish all the while, that the suitor
had been one to touch his heart and open it, inspiriting it--as
could have been done--to disclose for good and all the things
utterable. Victor loved clear honesty, as he loved light: and
though he hated to be accused of not showing a clean face in
the light, he would have been moved and lifted to confess to a
spot by the touch at his heart. Dudley Sowerby's deficiencies,
however, were outweighed by the palpable advantages of his
birth, his prospects, and his good repute for conduct; add
thereto his gentlemanly manners. Victor sighed again over his
poor Fredi; and in telling Mr. Sowerby that the choice must be
left to her, he had the regrets of a man aware of his persuasive
arts and how they would be used, to think that he was actually
making the choice.
Observe how fatefully he who has a scheme is the engine of
it; he is no longer the man of his tastes or of his principles;
he is on a line of rails for a terminus; and he may cast
languishing eyes across waysides to right and left, he has
doomed himself to proceed, with a self-devouring hunger for the
half desired; probably manhood gone at the embrace of it. This
may be or not, but Nature has decreed to him the forfeit of
pleasure. She bids us count the passage of a sober day for the
service of the morrow; that is her system; and she would have
us adopt it, to keep in us the keen edge for cutting, which is
the guarantee of enjoyment: doing otherwise, we lose ourselves
in one or other of the furious matrix instincts; we are blunt
to all else.
Young Dudley fully agreed that the choice must be with Miss
Radnor; he alluded to her virtues, her accomplishments. He was
waxing to fervidness. He said he must expect competitors;
adding, on a start, that he was to say, from his mother, she, in
the case of an intention to present Miss Radnor at Court. . . .
Victor waved hand for a finish, looking as though his head
had come out of hot water. He sacrificed Royalty to his
necessities, under a kind of sneer at its functions: "Court! my
girl? But the arduous duties are over for the season. We are a
democratic people retaining the seductions of monarchy, as a
friend says; and of course a girl may like to count among the
flowers of the kingdom for a day, in the list of Court
presentations; no harm. Only there's plenty of time . . . very
young girls have their heads turned--though I don't say, don't
imagine, my girl would. By and by perhaps."
Dudley was ushered into Mr. Inchling's room and introduced
to the figure-head of the Firm of Inchling, Pennergate, and
Radnor: a respectable City merchant indeed, whom Dudley could
read-off in a glimpse of the downright contrast to his partner.
He had heard casual remarks on the respectable City of London
merchant from Colney Durance. A short analytical gaze at him,
helped to an estimate of the powers of the man who kept him
up. Mr. Inchling was a florid City-feaster, descendant of a line
of City merchants, having features for a wife to identify; as
drovers, they tell us, can single one from another of their
round-bellied beasts. Formerly the leader of the Firm, he was
now, after dreary fits of restiveness, kickings, false prophecies
of ruin, Victor's obedient carthorse. He sighed in set terms for
the old days of the Firm, when, like trouts in the current, the
Firm had only to gape for shoals of good things to fatten it: a
tale of English prosperity in quiescence; narrated
interjectorily among the by-ways of the City, and wanting only
metre to make it our national Poem. Mr. Inchling did not deny
that grand mangers of golden oats were still somehow
constantly allotted to him. His wife believed in Victor, and
deemed the loss of the balancing Pennergate a gain. Since that
lamentable loss, Mr. Inchling, under the irony of circumstances
the Tory of Commerce, had trotted and gallopped whither driven,
racing like mad against his will and the rival nations now in
the field to force the pace; a name for enterprise; the close
commercial connection of a man who speculated--who, to put it
plainly, lived on his wits; hurried onward and onward; always
doubting, munching, grumbling at satisfaction, in perplexity of
the gratitude which is apprehensive of black Nemesis at a turn
of the road, to confound so wild a whip as Victor Radnor. He had
never forgiven the youth's venture in India of an enormous
purchase of Cotton many years back, and which he had
repudiated, though not his share of the hundreds of thousands
realized before the refusal to ratify the bargain had come to
Victor. Mr. Inchling dated his first indigestion from that
disquieting period. He assented to the praise of Victor's genius,
admitting benefits; his heart refused to pardon, and
consequently his head wholly to trust, the man who robbed him
of his quondam comfortable feeling of security. And if you will
imagine the sprite of the aggregate English Taxpayer
personifying Steam as the malignant who has despoiled him of
the blessed Safety-Assurance he once had from his God Neptune
against invaders, you will comprehend the state of Mr.
Inchling's mind in regard to his terrific and bountiful, but
very disturbing partner. He thanked heaven to his wife often,
that he had nothing to do with North American or South
American mines and pastures or with South Africa and gold and
diamonds: and a wife must sometimes listen, mastering her
inward comparisons. Dr. Schlesien had met and meditated on
this example of the island energy. Mr. Inchling was not
permitted by his wife to be much the guest of the Radnor
household, because of the frequent meeting there with Colney
Durance; Colney's humour for satire being instantly in bristle
at sight of his representative of English City merchants: "over
whom," as he wrote of the venerable body, "the disciplined and
instructed Germans not deviously march; whom acute and
adventurous Americans, with half a cock of the eye in passing,
compassionately outstrip." He and Dr. Schlesien agreed upon Mr.
Inchling. Meantime the latter gentleman did his part at the
tables of the wealthier City Companies, and retained his
appearance of health; he was beginning to think, upon a
calculation of the increased treasures of those Companies and
the country, that we, the Taxpayer, ought not to leave it
altogether to Providence to defend them; notwithstanding the
watchful care of us hitherto shown by our briny Providence, to
save us from anxiety and expense. But there are, he said,
"difficulties;" and the very word could stop him, as commonly
when our difficulty lies in the exercise of thinking.
Victor's African room, containing large wall-maps of
auriferous regions, was inspected; and another, where clerks
were busy over miscellaneous Continents. Dudley Sowerby hoped
he might win the maiden.
He and Victor walked in company Westward. The shop of Boyle
and Luckwort, chemists, was not passed on this occasion. Dudley
grieved that he had to be absent from the next Concert for
practice, owing to his engagement to his mother to go down to
the family seat near Tunbridge Wells. Victor mentioned his
relatives, the Duvidney maiden ladies, residing near the Wells.
They measured the distance between Cronidge and Moorsedge, the
two houses, as for half an hour on horseback.
Nesta told her father at home that the pair of them had been
observed confidentially arm in arm, and conversing so
profoundly.
"Who, do you think, was the topic?" Victor asked.
She would not chase the little blue butterfly of a guess.
THERE is at times in the hearts of all men of active life a
vivid wild moment or two of dramatic dialogue between the
veteran antagonists, Nature and Circumstance, when they, whose
business it should be to be joyfully one, furiously split; and
the Dame is up with her shrillest querulousness to inquire of
her offspring, for the distinct original motive of his conduct.
Why did he bring her to such a pass! And what is the gain? If he
be not an alienated issue of the great Mother, he will strongly
incline to her view, that he put himself into harness to join
with a machine going the dead contrary way of her welfare; and
thereby wrote himself donkey, for his present reading. Soldiers,
heroes, even the braided, even the wearers of the gay cock's
feathers, who get the honours and the pocket-pieces, know the
moment of her electrical eloquence. They have no answer for
her, save an index at the machine pushing them on yet farther
under the enemy's line of fire, where they pluck the golden
wreath or the livid, and in either case listen no more. They
glorify her topping wisdom while on the march to confound it.
She is wise in her way. But it is asked by the disputant, If we
had followed her exclusively, how far should we have travelled
from our starting-point? We of the world and its prizes and
duties must do her an injury to make her tongue musical to us,
and her argument worthy of attention. So it seems. How to keep
the proper balance between those two testy old wranglers, that
rarely pull the right way together, is as much the task for men
in the grip of the world, as for the wanton youthful fry under
dominion of their instincts; and probably, when it is done, man
will have attained the golden age of his retirement from
service.
Why be scheming? Victor asked. Unlike the gallant soldiery,
his question was raised in the blush of a success, from an
examination of the quality of the thing won; although it had
not changed since it was first coveted; it was demonstrably the
same: and an astonishing dry stick he held, as a reward for
perpetual agitations and perversions of his natural tastes. Here
was a Dudley Sowerby, the direct issue of the conception of
Lakelands; if indeed they were not conceived together in one;
and the young gentleman had moral character, good citizen
substance, and station, rank, prospect of a title; and the grasp
of him was firm. Yet so far was it from hearty, that when
hearing a professed satirist like Colney Durance remark on the
decorous manner of Dudley's transparent courtship of the girl,
under his look of an awakened approval of himself, that he
appeared to be asking everybody:--Do you not think I bid fair
for an excellent father of Philistines?--Victor had a nip of
spite at the thought of Dudley's dragging him bodily to be the
grandfather. Poor Fredi, too!--necessarily the mother:
condemned by her hard fate to feel proud of Philistine babies!
Though women soon get reconciled to it! Or do they? They did
once. What if his Fredi turned out one of the modern young
women, who have drunk of ideas? He caught himself speculating
on that, as on a danger. The alliance with Dudley really seemed
to set him facing backward.
Colney might not have been under prompting of Nataly when
he derided Dudley; but Victor was at war with the picture of
her, in her compression of a cruel laugh, while her eyelids were
hard shut, as if to exclude the young patriarch of Philistines'
ridiculous image.
He hearkened to the Nature interrogating him, why had he
stepped on a path to put division between himself and his
beloved?--the smallest of gaps; and still the very smallest
between nuptial lovers is a division--and that may become a
mortal wound to their one life. Why had he roused a slumbering
world? Glimpses of the world's nurse-like, old-fashioned,
mother-nightcap benevolence to its kicking favourites; its
long-suffering tolerance for the heroic breakers of its rough
cast laws, while the decent curtain continues dropped, or lifted
only ankle-high; together with many scenes, lively suggestions,
of the choice of ways he liked best, told of things, which were
better things, incomprehensibly forfeited. So that the plain
sense of value insisted on more than one weighing of the gain
in hand: a dubious measure.
He was as little disposed to reject it as to stop his course
at a goal of his aim. Nevertheless, a gain thus poorly
estimated, could not command him to do a deed of humiliation
on account of it. The speaking to this dry young Dudley was not
imperative at present. A word would do in the day to come.
Nataly was busy with her purchases of furniture, and the
practice for the great August Concert. He dealt her liberal
encouragements, up to the verge of Dr. Themison's latest
hummed words touching Mrs. Burman, from which he jumped in
alarm lest he should paralyze her again: the dear soul's
dreaded aspect of an earthly pallor was a spectre behind her
cheeks, ready to rush forth. Fenellan brought Carling to dine
with him; and Themison was confirmed by Carling, with
incidents in proof; Carling by Jarniman, also with incidents;
one very odd one--or so it seemed, in the fury of the first
savour of it:--she informed Jarniman, Skepsey said his friend
Jarniman said, that she had dreamed of making her appearance
to him on the night of the 23rd August, and of setting the date
on the calendar over his desk, when she entered his room:
"Sitting-room, not bed-room; she was always quite the lady,"
Skepsey reported his Jarniman. Mrs. Burman, as a ghost, would
respect herself; she would keep to her character. Jarniman
quite expected the dream to be verified; she was a woman of her
word: he believed she had received a revelation of the
approaching fact: he was preparing for the scene.
Victor had to keep silent and discourse of general
prosperity. His happy vivaciousness assisted him to feel it by
day. Nataly heard him at night, on a moan: "Poor soul!" and
loudly once while performing an abrupt demi-vault from back to
side: "Perhaps now!" in a voice through doors. She schooled
herself to breathe equably.
Not being allowed to impart the distressing dose of comfort
he was charged with, he swallowed it himself; and these were
the consequences. And an uneasy sleep was traditionally a
matter for grave debate in the Radnor family. The Duvidney
ladies, Dorothea and Virginia, would have cited ancestral names,
showing it to be the worst of intimations. At night, lying on
his back beneath a weight of darkness, one heavily craped figure,
distinguishable through the gloom, as a blot on a black pad,
accused the answering darkness within him, until his mind was
dragged to go through the whole case by morning light; and the
compassionate man appealed to common sense, to, stamp and
pass his delectable sophistries; as, that it was his intense
humaneness, which exposed him to an accusation of inhumanity;
his prayer for the truly best to happen, which anticipated Mrs.
Burman's expiry. They were simple sophistries, fabricated to
suit his needs, readily taking and bearing the imprimatur of
common sense. They refreshed him, as a chemical scent a
crowded room.
All because he could not open his breast to Nataly, by reason
of her feebleness; or feel enthusiasm in the possession of
young Dudley! A dry stick indeed beside him on the walk
Westward. Good quality wood, no, doubt, but dry, varnished for
conventional uses. Poor dear Fredi would have to crown it like
the May-day posy of the urchins of Craye Farm and Creckholt!
Dudley wished the great City-merchant to appreciate him as a
diligent student of commercial matters: rivalries of Banks;
Foreign and Municipal Loans, American Rails, and Argentine; new
Companies of wholesome appearance or sinister; or starting
with a dram in the stomach, or born to bleat prostrate, like
sheep on their backs in a ditch; Trusts and Founders; Breweries
bursting vats upon the markets, and England prone along the
gutters, gobbling, drunk for shares, and sober in the possession
of certain of them. But when, as Colney says, a grateful England
has conferred the Lordship on her Brewer, he gratefully hands-
over the establishment to his country; and both may disregard
the howls of a Salvation Army of shareholders.--Beaten by the
Germans in Brewery, too! Dr. Schlesien has his right to crow. We
were ahead of them, and they came and studied us, and they
studied Chemistry as well; while we went on down our happy-go-
lucky old road; and then had to hire their young Professors, and
then to import their beer. Have the Germans more brains than
we English? Victor's blood up to the dome of his cranium
knocked the patriotic negative. But, as old Colney says (and
bother him, for constantly intruding!), the comfortably
successful have the habit of sitting, and that dulls the brain
yet more than it eases the person: hence are we outpaced; we
have now to know we are racing. Victor scored a mark for one of
his projects. A well-conducted Journal of the sharpest pens in
the land might, at a sacrifice of money grandly sunk, expose to
his English how and to what degree their sports, and their
fierce feastings, and their opposition to ideas, and their
timidity in regard to change, and their execration of criticism
applied to themselves, and their unanimous adoption of it for a
weapon against others, are signs of a prolonged indulgence in
the cushioned seat. Victor saw it. But would the people he
loved? He agreed with Colney, forgetting the satirist's venom:
to-wit, that the journalists should be close under their
editor's rod to put it in sound bold English;--no metaphors, no
similes, nor flowery insubstantiality; but honest Saxon manger
stuff: and put it repeatedly, in contempt of the disgust of
iteration; hammering so a soft place on the Anglican skull,
which is rubbed in consequence, and taught at last through
soreness to reflect.--A Journal?--with Colney Durance for
Editor?--and called conformably The Whipping-Top? Why not, if
it exactly hits the signification of the Journal and that which
it would have the country do to itself, to keep it going and
truly topping? For there is no vulgarity in a title strongly
signifying the intent. Victor wrote it at night, naming Colney
for Editor, with a sum of his money to be devoted to the
publication, in a form of memorandum; and threw it among the
papers in his desk.
Young Dudley had a funny inquisitiveness about Dartrey
Fenellan; owing to Fredi's reproduction or imitation of her
mother's romantic sentiment for Dartrey, doubtless: a bit of
jealousy, indicating that the dry fellow had his feelings. Victor
touched-off an outline of Dartrey's history and character:--the
half-brother of Simeon, considerably younger, and totally
different. "Dartrey's mother was Lady Charlotte Kiltorne, one of
the Clanconans; better mother than wife, perhaps; and no
reproach on her, not a shadow; only she made the General's
Bank-notes fly black paper. And--if you're for heredity--the
queer point is, that Simeon, whose mother was a sober-minded
woman, has always been the spendthrift. Dartrey married one of
the Hennen women, all an odd lot, all handsome. I met her
once. Colney said, she came up here with a special commission
from the Prince of Darkness. There are women who stir the
unholy in men--whether they mean it or not, you know."
Dudley pursed to remark, that he could not say he did know.
And good for Fredi if he did not know, and had his objections to
the knowledge! But he was like the men who escape colds by
wrapping in comforters instead of trusting to the spin of the
blood.
"She played poor Dartrey pranks before he buried--he behaved
well to her; and that says much for him; he has a devil of a
temper. I've seen the blood in his veins mount to cracking. But
there's the man: because she was a woman, he never let it break
out with her. And, by heaven, he had cause. She couldn't be left.
She tricked him, and she loved him--passionately, I believe.
You don't understand women loving the husband they drag
through the mire?"
Dudley did not. He sharpened his mouth to the sour mute
negative.
"Buried, you said, sir?--a widower?"
"I've no positive information; we shall hear when he comes
back," Victor replied hurriedly. "He got a drenching of all the
damns in the British service from his Generalissimo one day at
a Review, for a trooper's negligence--button or stock missing,
or something; and off goes Dartrey to his hut, and breaks his
sword, and sends in his resignation. Good soldier lost. And I
can't complain; he has been a right-hand man to me over in
Africa. But a man ought to have some control of his temper,
especially a soldier."
Dudley put emphasis into his acquiescence.
"Worse than that temper of Dartrey's, he can't forgive an
injury. He bears a grudge against his country. You've heard
Colney Durance abuse old England. It's three parts factitious--
literary exercise. It's milk beside the contempt of Dartrey's
shrug. He thinks we're a dead people, if a people; `subsisting
on our fat,' as Colney says."
"I am not of opinion that we show it," observed Dudley.
"We don't," Victor agreed. He disrelished his companion's
mincing tone of a monumental security, and yearned for Dartrey
or Simeon or Colney to be at his elbow rather than this most
commendable of orderly citizens, who little imagined the
treacherous revolt from him in the bosom of the gentleman
cordially signifying full agreement. But Dudley was not gifted
to read behind words and looks.
They were in the Park of the dwindling press of carriages, and
here was this young Dudley saying, quite commendably: "It's a
pity we seem to have no means of keeping our parks select."
Victor flung Simeon Fenellan at him in thought. He
remembered a fable of Fenellan's, about a Society of the Blest,
and the salt it was to them to discover an intruder from below,
and the consequent accelerated measure in their hymning.
"Have you seen anything offensive to you?" he asked.
"One sees notorious persons."
Dudley spoke aloof from them--"out of his cold attics,"
Fenellan would have said.
Victor approved: with the deadened feeling common to us
when first in sad earnest we consent to take life as it is. He
perceived, too, the comicality of his having to resign himself
to the fatherly embrace of goodness.
Lakelands had him fast, and this young Dudley was the kernel
of Lakelands. If he had only been intellectually a little
flexible in his morality! But no; he wore it cap à pie, like a
mediæval knight his armour. One had to approve. And there was
no getting away from him. He was good enough to stay in town
for the practice of the opening overture of the amateurs, and
the flute-duet, when his family were looking for him at
Tunbridge Wells; and almost every day Victor was waylaid by
him at a corner of the Strand.
Occasionally, Victor appeared at the point of interception
armed with Colney Durance, for whom he had called in the
Temple, bent on self-defence, although Colney was often as
bitter to his taste as to Dudley's. Latterly the bitter had
become a tonic. We rejoice in the presence of goodness, let us
hope; and still an impersonation of conventional goodness
perpetually about us depresses. Dudley drove him to Colney for
relief. Besides it pleased Nataly, that he should be bringing
Colney home; it looked to her as if he were subjecting Dudley
to critical inspection before he decided a certain question
much, and foolishly, dreaded by the dear soul. That quieted her.
And another thing, she liked him to be with Colney, for a clog
on him; as it were, a tuning-fork for the wild airs he started. A
little pessimism, also, she seemed to like; probably as an
appeasement after hearing, and having to share, high flights.
And she was, in her queer woman's way, always reassured by his
endurance of Colney's company:--she read it to mean, that he
could bear Colney's perusal of him, and satiric stings. Victor
had seen these petty matters among the various which were made
to serve his double and treble purposes; now, thanks to the
operation of young Dudley within him, he felt them. Preferring
Fenellan's easy humour to Colney's acid, he was nevertheless
braced by the latter's antidote to Dudley, while reserving his
entire opposition in the abstract.
For Victor Radnor and Colney Durance were the Optimist and
Pessimist of their society. They might have headed those tribes
in the country. At a period when the omnibus of the world
appears to its quaint occupants to be going faster, men are
shaken into the acceptation, if not performance, of one part or
the other as it is dictated to them by their temperaments.
Compose the parts, and you come nigh to the meaning of the
Nineteenth Century: the mother of these gosling affirmatives
and negatives divorced from harmony and awakened by the slight
increase of incubating motion to vitality. Victor and Colney
had been champion duellists for the rosy and the saturnine
since the former cheerfully slaved for a small stipend in the
City of his affection, and the latter entered on an inheritance
counted in niggard hundreds, that withdrew a briefless barrister
disposed for scholarship from the forlornest of seats in the
Courts. They had foretold of one another each the unfulfilled;
each claimed the actual as the child of his prediction. Victor
was to have been ruined long back; Colney the prey of
independent bachelors. Colney had escaped his harpy, and Victor
could be called a millionaire and more. Prophesy was crowned
by Colney's dyspepsia, by Victor's ticklish domestic position.
Their pity for one another, their warm regard, was genuine;
only, they were of different temperaments; and we have to
distinguish, that in many estimable and some gifted human
creatures, it is the quality of the blood which directs the
current of opinion.
Victor played-off Colney upon Dudley, for his internal
satisfaction, and to lull Nataly and make her laugh; but he
could not, as she hoped he was doing, take Colney into his
confidence; inasmuch as the Optimist, impelled by his
exuberant anticipatory trustfulness, is an author, and does
things; whereas the Pessimist is your chaired critic, with the
delivery of a censor, generally an undoer of things. Our Optimy
has his instinct to tell him of the cast of Pessimy's
countenance at the confession of a dilemma--foreseen! He hands
himself to Pessimy, as it were a sugar-cane, for the sour brute
to suck the sugar and whack with the wood.--No, he cannot do it;
he gets no compensation: Pessimy is invulnerable. You waste
your time in hurling a common tu-quoque at one who hugs the
worst.
The three walking in the park, with their bright view, and
black view, and neutral view of life, were a comical trio. They
had come upon the days of the unfanned electric furnace, proper
to London's early August when it is not piping March. Victor
complacently bore heat as well as cold: but young Dudley was a
drought, and Colney a drug to refresh it; and why was he stewing
in London? It was for this young Dudley, who resembled a London
of the sparrowy roadways and wearisome pavements and blocks of
fortress mansions, by chance a water-cart spirting a stale
water: or a London of the farewell dinner-parties, where
London's professed anecdotist lays the dust with his ten times
told. Why was not Nataly relieved of her dreary round of the
purchases of furniture! They ought all now to be in Switzerland
or Tyrol. Nesta had of late been turning over leaves of an
Illustrated book of Tyrol, dear to her after a run through the
Innthal to the Dolomites one splendid August; and she and
Nataly had read there of Hofer, Speckbacker, Haspinger; and
wrath had filled them at the meanness of the Corsican, who
posed after it as victim on St. Helena's rock; the scene in grey
dawn on Mantua's fortress-walls blasting him in the Courts of
History, when he strikes for his pathetic sublime. Victor
remembered how he had been rhetorical, as the mouthpiece of
his darlings. But he had in memory prominently now the many
glorious pictures of that mountain-land beckoning to him,
waving him to fly forth from the London oven:--lo, the
Tyrolese limestone crags with livid peaks and snow lining
shelves and veins of the crevices; and folds of pinewood
undulations closed by a shoulder of snow large on the blue; and
a dazzling pinnacle rising over green pasture-Alps, the head of
it shooting aloft as the blown billow, high off a broken ridge,
and wide-armed in its pure white shroud beneath; tranced, but
all motion in immobility, to the heart in the eye; a splendid
image of striving, up to crowned victory. And see the long
valley-sweeps of the hanging meadows and maize, and lower
vineyards and central tall green spires! Walking beside young
Dudley, conversing, observing too, Victor followed the trips and
twists of a rill, that was lured a little further down through
scoops, ducts, and scaffolded channels to serve a wainwright. He
heard the mountain-song of the joyful water: a wren-robin-
thrush on the dance down of a faun; till it was caught and
muted, and the silver foot slid along the channel, swift as
moonbeams through a cloud, with an air of "Whither you will, so
it be on;" happy for service as in freedom. Then the yard of the
inn below, and the rill-water twirling rounded through the
trout-trough, subdued, still lively for its beloved onward: dues
to business, dues to pleasure; a wedding of the two, and the
wisest on earth:--eh? like some one we know, and Nataly has
made the comparison. Fresh forellen for lunch: rhyming to
Fenellan, he had said to her; and that recollection struck the
day to blaze; for his friend was a ruined military captain
living on a literary quill at the time; and Nataly's tender
pleading, "Could you not help to give him another chance, dear
Victor?"--signifying her absolute trust in his ability to do
that or more or anything, had actually set him thinking of the
Insurance Office; which he started to prosperity, and Fenellan
in it, previously an untutored rill of the mountains, if ever
was one.
Useless to be dwelling on holiday pictures: Lakelands had
hold of him!
Colney or somebody says, that the greater our successes, the
greater the slaves we become.--But we must have an aim, my
friend, and success must be the aim of any aim!--Yes, and, says
Colney, you are to rejoice in the disappointing miss, which
saves you from being damned by your bullet on the centre.
--You're dead against Nature, old Colney.--That is to carry the
flag of Liberty.--By clipping a limb!
Victor overcame the Pessimist in his own royal cranium-
Court. He entertained a pronounced dissension with bachelors
pretending to independence. It could not be argued publicly, and
the more the pity:--for a slight encouragement, he would have
done it; his outlook over the waves of bachelors and (by present
conditions mostly constrained) spinsters--and another outlook,
midnight upon Phlegethon to the thoughts of men, made him
deem it urgent. And it helped the plea in his own excuse, as
Colney pointed out to the son of Nature. That, he had to admit,
was true. He charged it upon Mrs. Burman, for twisting the most
unselfish and noblest of his thoughts; and he promised himself
it was to cease on the instant when the circumstance, which
Nature was remiss in not bringing about to-day or to-morrow,
had come to pass. He could see his Nataly's pained endurance
beneath her habitual submission. Her effort was a poor one, to
conceal her dread of the day of the gathering at Lakelands.
On the Sunday previous to the day, Dr. Themison accompanied
the amateurs by rail to Wrensham, to hear "trial of the
acoustics" of the Concert-hall. They were a goodly company; and
there was fun in the railway-carriage over Colney's description
of Fashionable London's vast octopus Malady-monster, who was
letting the doctor fly to the tether of its longest filament for
an hour, plying suckers on him the while. He had the look, to
general perception, of a man but half-escaped: and as when the
notes of things taken by the vision in front are being set down
upon tablets in the head behind. Victor observed his look at
Nataly. The look was like a door aswing, revealing in
concealing. She was not or did not appear struck by it: perhaps,
if observant, she took it for a busy professional gentleman's
holiday reckoning of the hours before the return train to his
harness, and his arrangements for catching it. She was, as she
could be on a day of trial, her enchanting majestic self again--
defying suspicions. She was his true mate for breasting a world
honoured in uplifting her.
Her singing of a duet with Nesta, called forth Dr. Themison's
very warm applause. He named the greatest of contraltos.
Colney did better service than Fenellan at the luncheon-table:
he diverted Nataly and captured Dr. Themison's ear with the
narrative of his momentous expedition of European Emissaries,
to plead the cause of their several languages at the Court of
Japan: a Satiric Serial tale, that hit incidentally the follies
of the countries of Europe, and intentionally, one had to think,
those of Old England. Nesta set him going. Just when he was
about to begin, she made her father laugh by crying out in a
rapture, "Oh! Delphica!" For she was naughtily aware of Dudley
Sowerby's distaste for the story and disgust with the damsel
Delphica.
Nesta gave Dr. Themison the preliminary sketch of the grand
object of the expedition: indeed one of the eminent ones of the
world; matter for an Epic; though it is to be feared, that our
part in it will not encourage a Cis-Atlantic bard. To America
the honours from beginning to end belong.
So, then, Japan has decided to renounce its language, for the
adoption of the language it may choose among the foremost
famous European tongues. Japan becomes the word for
miraculous transformations of a whole people at the stroke of
a wand; and let our English enrol it as the most precious of
the powerful verbs. An envoy visits the principal Seats of
Learning in Europe. He is of a gravity to match that of his
unexampled and all but stupefying mission. A fluent linguist,
yet an Englishman, the slight American accent contracted
during a lengthened residence in the United States is no bar to
the patriotism urging him to pay his visit of exposition and
invitation from the Japanese Court to the distinguished Doctor
of Divinity Dr. Bouthoin. The renown of Dr. Bouthoin among the
learned of Japan has caused the special invitation to him; a
scholar endowed by an ample knowledge and persuasive eloquence
to cite and instance as well as illustrate the superior
advantages to Japan and civilization in the filial embrace of
mother English. "For to this it must come predestinated," says
the astonishing applicant. "We seem to see a fitness in it,"
says the cogitative Rev. Doctor. "And an Island England in those
waters, will do wonders for Commerce," adds the former. "We
think of things more pregnant," concludes the latter, with a dry
gleam of ecclesiastical knowingness. And let the editor of the
Review upon his recent pamphlet, and let the prelate
reprimanding him, and let the newspapers criticizing his pure
Saxon, have a care! Funds, universally the most convincing of
credentials, are placed at Dr. Bouthoin's disposal: only it is
requested, that for the present the expedition be secret.
"Better so," says pure Saxon's champion. On a day patented for
secrecy, and swearing-in the whole American Continent through
the cables to keep the secret by declaring the patent, the Rev.
Dr. Bouthoin, accompanied by his curate, the Rev. Mancate
Semhians, stumbling across portmanteaux crammed with
lexicons and dictionaries and other tubes of the voice of
Hermes, takes possession of berths in the ship Polypheme,
bound, as they mutually conceive, for the biggest adventure ever
embarked on by a far-thoughted, high-thoughted, patriotic pair
speaking pure Saxon or other.
Colney, with apologies to his hearers, avoided the custom of
our period (called the Realistic) to create, when casual
opportunity offers, a belief in the narrative by promoting
nausea in the audience. He passed under veil the Rev. Doctor's
acknowledgement of Neptune's power, and the temporary collapse
of Mr. Semhians. Proceeding at once to the comments of these
high-class missionaries on the really curious inquisitiveness of
certain of the foreign passengers on board, he introduced to
them the indisputably learned, the very argumentative,
crashing, arrogant, pedantic, dogmatic, philological German
gentleman, Dr. Gannius, reeking of the Teutonic Professor, as a
library volume of its leather. With him is his fair-haired
artless daughter Delphica. An interesting couple for the
beguilement of a voyage: she so beautifully moderates his
irascible incisiveness! Yet there is a strange tone that they
have. What, then, of the polite, the anecdotic Gallic M.
Falarique, who studiously engages the young lady in colloquy
when Mr. Semhians is agitating outside them to say a word? What
of that outpouring, explosive, equally voluble, uncontrolled M.
Bobinikine, a Mongol Russian, shaped, featured, hued like the
pot-boiled, round and tight young dumpling of our primitive
boyhood, which smokes on the dish from the pot? And what of
another, hitherto unnoticed, whose nose is of the booked
vulturine, whose name transpires as Pisistratus Mytharete? He
hears Dr. Bouthoin declaim some lines of Homer, and beseeches
him for the designation of that language. Greek, is it? Greek of
the Asiatic ancient days of the beginning of the poetic chants?
Dr. Gannius crashes cachinnation. Dr. Bouthoin caps himself
with the offended Don. Mr. Semhians opens half an eye and a
whole mouth. There must be a mystery, these two exclaim to
one another in privacy. Delphica draws Mr. Semhians aside.
Blushing over his white necktie, like the coast of Labrador at
the transient wink of its Jack-in-the-box Apollo, Mr. Semhians
faintly tells of a conversation he has had with the ingenuous
fair one; and she ardent as he for the throning of our
incomparable Saxon English in the mouths of the races of
mankind. Strange!--she partly suspects the Frenchman, the
Russian, the attentive silent Greek, to be all of them bound for
the Court of Japan. Concurrents? Can it be? We are absolutely
to enter on a contention with rivals? Dr. Bouthoin speaks to Dr.
Gannius. He is astonished, he says; he could not have imagined
it! "Have you ever imagined anything?" Dr. Gannius asks him.
Entomologist, botanist, palæontologist, philologist, and at
sound of horn a ready regimental corporal, Dr. Gannius wears
good manners as a pair of bath-slippers, to rally and kick his
old infant of an Englishman: who, in awe of his later renown
and manifest might, makes it a point of discretion to be ultra-
amiable; for he certainly is not in training, he has no
alliances, and he must diplomatize; and the German is a strong
one; a relative too; he is the Saxon's cousin, to say the least.
This German has the habit of pushing past politeness to carry
his argumentative war into the enemy's country: and he
presents on all sides a solid rampart of recent great deeds
done, and mailed readiness for, the doing of more, if we think
of assailing him in that way. We are really like the poor beasts
which have cast their shells or cases, helpless flesh to his
beak. So we are cousinly.
Whether more amused than amazed, we know not, Dr. Gannius
hears from "our simpleton of the pastures," as he calls the
Rev. Doctor to his daughter, that he and Mr. Semhians have
absolutely pushed forth upon this most mighty of enterprises
naked of any backing from their Government! Babes in the Wood
that they are! à la grace de dieu at every turn that cries for
astutia, they show no sign or symbol of English arms behind
them, to support--and with the grandest of national prizes in
view!--the pleading oration before the Court of the elect,
erudites, we will call them, of an intelligent, yet half
barbarous, people; hesitating, these, between eloquence and
rival eloquence, cunning and rival cunning. Why, in such a case,
the shadow-nimbus of Force is needed to decide the sinking of
the scales. But have these English never read their Shakespeare,
that they show so barren an acquaintance with human, to say
nothing of semi-barbaric, nature? But it is here that we
Germans prove our claim to being the sons of his mind.--Dr.
Gannius, in contempt, throws off the mask: he also is a
concurrent. And not only is he the chosen by election of the
chief Universities of his land, he has behind him, as Athene
dilating Achilles, the clenched fist of the Prince of thunder
and lightning of his time. German, Japan shall be! he publicly
swears before them all. M. Falarique damascenes his sharpest
smile; M. Bobinikine double-dimples his puddingest; M.
Mytharete rolls a forefinger over his beak; Dr. Bouthoin
enlarges his eye on a sunny mote. And such is the masterful
effect of a frank diplomacy, that when one party shows his hand,
the others find the reverse of concealment in hiding their own.
Dr. Bouthoin and Mr. Semhians are compelled to suspect
themselves to be encompassed with rivals, presumptively
supported by their Governments. The worthy gentlemen had
hoped to tumble into good fortune, as in the blessed old
English manner. "It has ever been thus with us: unhelped we do
it!" exclaims Rev. Doctor. He is roused from dejection by
hearing Mr. Semhians shyly (he has published verse) tell of the
fair-tressed Delphica's phosphorial enthusiasm for our galaxy
of British Poets. Assisted by Mr. Semhians, he begins to
imagine, that he has, in the person of this artless devotee, an
ally, who will, through her worship of our Poets (by treachery
to her sire--a small matter) sacrifice her guttural tongue, by
enabling him (through the exercise of her arts, charms,
intrigues--also a small matter) to obtain the first audience of
the Japanese erudites.--Delphica, with each of the rivals in
turn, is very pretty Comedy. She is aware that M. Falarique is
her most redoubtable adversary, by the time that the vast fleet
of steamboats (containing newspaper reporters) is beheld from
the decks of the Polypheme puffing past Sandy Hook.
There Colney left them, for the next instalment of the
serial.
Nesta glanced at Dudley Sowerby. She liked him for his pained
frown at the part his countrymen were made to play, but did
wish that he would keep from expressing it in a countenance
that suggested a worried knot; and mischievously she said: "Do
you take to Delphica?"
He replied, with an evident sincerity, "I cannot say I do."
Had Mr. Semhians been modelled on him?
"One bets on the German, of course--with Colney Durance,"
Victor said to Dr. Themison, leading him over the grounds of
Lakelands.
"In any case, the author teaches us to feel an interest in the
rivals. I want to know what comes of it," said the doctor.
"There's a good opportunity, one sees. But, mark me, it will
all end in satire upon poor Old England. According to Colney,
we excel in nothing."
"I do not think there is a country that could offer the
entertainment for which I am indebted to you to-day."
"Ah, my friend, and you like their voices? The contralto?"
"Exquisite."
Dr. Themison had not spoken the name of Radnor.
"Shall we see you at our next concert-evening in town?" said
Victor; and hearing "the privilege" mentioned, his sharp bright
gaze cleared to limpid. "You have seen how it stands with us
here!" At once he related what indeed Dr. Themison had begun
speculatively to think might be the case.
Mrs. Burman Radnor had dropped words touching a husband, and
of her desire to communicate with him, in the event of her
being given over to the surgeons: she had said, that her husband
was a greatly gifted man; setting her head in a compassionate
swing. This revelation of the husband soon after, was filling.
And this Mr. Radnor's comrade's manner of it, was winning: a
not too self-justifying tone; not void of feeling for the elder
woman; with a manly eulogy of the younger, who had flung away
the world for him and borne him their one dear child. Victor
took the blame wholly upon himself. "It is right that you
should know," he said to the doctor's thoughtful posture; and
he stressed the blame; and a flame shot across his eyeballs. He
brought home to his hearer the hurricane of a man he was in
the passion: indicating the subjection of such a temperament
as this Victor Radnor's to trials of the moral restraints
beyond his human power.
Dr. Themison said: "Would you--we postpone that as long as
we can: but supposing the poor lady . . . ?"
Victor broke in: "I see her wish: I will."
The clash of his answer rang beside Dr. Themison's faltering
query.
We are grateful when spared the conclusion of a sentence
born to stammer. If for that only, the doctor pressed Victor's
hand warmly.
"I may, then, convey some form of assurance, that a request
of the kind will be granted?" he said.
"She has but to call me to her," said Victor, stiffening his
back.
ROUND the neighbourhood of Lakelands it was known that the day
of the great gathering there had been authoritatively foretold
as fine, by Mr. Victor Radnor; and he delivered his prophecy in
the teeth of the South-western gale familiar to our yachting
month; and he really inspired belief or a kind of trust; some
supposing him to draw from reserves of observation, some
choosing to confide in the singularly winged sparkle of his
eyes. Lady Rodwell Blachington did; and young Mrs. Blathenoy;
and Mrs. Fanning; they were enamoured of it. And when women
stand for Hope, and any worshipped man for Promise, nothing
less than redoubled confusion of him dissolves the union. Even
then they cling to it, under an ejaculation, that it might and
should have been otherwise; fancy partly has it otherwise, in
her cærulean home above the weeping. So it is good at all
points to prophecy with the aspect of the radiant day foretold.
A storm, bearing battle overhead, tore the night to pieces.
Nataly's faith in the pleasant prognostic wavered beneath the
crashes. She had not much power of heart to desire anything
save that which her bosom disavowed. Uproar rather appeased
her, calmness agitated. She wished her beloved to be spared
from a disappointment, thinking he deserved all successes,
because of the rigours inflicted by her present tonelessness of
blood and being. Her unresponsive manner with him was not due
to lack of fire in the blood or a loss of tenderness. The tender
feeling, under privations unwillingly imposed, though willingly
shared, now suffused her reflections, owing to a gratitude
induced by a novel experience of him; known, as it may chance,
and as it does not always chance, to both sexes in wedded
intimacy here and there; known to women whose mates are
proved quick to compliance with delicate inituitions of their
moods of nature. A constant, almost visible, image of the dark
thing she desired, and was bound not to desire, and was
remorseful for desiring, oppressed her; a perpetual consequent
warfare of her spirit and the nature subject to the thousand
sensational hypocrisies invoked for concealment of its reviled
brutish baseness, held the woman suspended from her emotions.
She coldly felt that a caress would have melted her, would have
been the temporary rapture. Coldly she had the knowledge that
the considerate withholding of it helped her spirit to escape a
stain. Less coldly, she thanked at heart her beloved, for being a
gentleman in their yoke. It plighted them over flesh.
He talked to her on the pillow, just a few sentences; and,
unlike himself, a word of City affairs: "That fellow Blathenoy,
with his increasing multitude of bills at the Bank: must watch
him there, sit there regularly. One rather likes his wife. By the
way, if you see him near me to-morrow, praise the Spanish
climate; don't forget. He heads the subscription list of Lady
Blachington's Charity."
Victor chuckled at Colney's humping of shoulders and mouth,
while the tempest seemed echoing a sulphureous pessimist. "If
old Colney had listened to me, when India gave proof of the
metal and South Africa began heaving, he'd have been a fairly
wealthy man by now . . . ha! it would have genialized him. A
man may be a curmudgeon with money: the rule is for him to
cuddle himself and take a side, instead of dashing at his
countrymen all round and getting hated. Well, Colney popular,
can't be imagined; but entertaining guests would have diluted
his acid. He has the six hundred or so a-year he started old
bachelor on; add his miserable pay for Essays. Literature! Of
course, he sours. But don't let me hear of bachelors moralists.
There he sits at his Temple Chambers hatching epigrams . . .
pretends to have the office of critic! Honest old fellow, as far
as his condition permits. I tell him it will be fine to-
morrow."
"You are generally right, dear," Nataly said.
Her dropping breath was audible.
Victor smartly commended her to slumber, with heaven's
blessing on her and a dose of soft nursery prattle.
He squeezed her hand. He kissed her lips by day. She heard
him sigh settling himself into the breast of night for milk of
sleep, like one of the world's good children. She could have
turned to him, to show him she was in harmony with the holy
night and loving world, but for the fear founded on a knowledge
of the man he was; it held her frozen to the semblance of a
tombstone lady beside her lord, in the aisle where horror
kindles pitchy blackness with its legions at one movement.
Verily it was the ghost of Mrs. Burman come to the bed, between
them.
Meanwhile the sun of Victor Radnor's popularity was already
up over the extended circle likely to be drenched by a
falsification of his daring augury, though the scud flew swift,
and the beeches raved, and the oaks roared and snarled, and
pine-trees fell their lengths. Fine to-morrow, to a certainty!
he had been heard to say. The doubt weighed for something; the
balance inclined with the gentleman who had become so
popular: for he had done the trick so suddenly, like a stroke of
the wizard; and was a real man, not one of your spangled
zodiacs selling for sixpence and hopping to a lucky hit, laughed
at nine times out of ten. The reasoning went--and it somewhat
affected the mansion as well as the cottage,--that if he had
become popular in this astonishing fashion, after making one of
the biggest fortunes of modern times, he might, he must, have
secret gifts. "You can't foretell weather!" cried a pothouse
sceptic. But the workmen at Lakelands declared that he had
foretold it. Sceptics among the common folk were quaintly
silenced by other tales of him, being a whiff from the delirium
attending any mention of his name.
How had he become suddenly so popular as to rouse in the
mind of Mr. Caddis, the sitting Member for the division of the
county (said to have the seat in his pocket), a particular
inquisitiveness to know the bearing of his politics? Mr. Radnor
was rich, true: but these are days when wealthy men, ambitious
of notoriety, do not always prove faithful to their class; some
of them are cunning to bid for the suffrages of the
irresponsible, recklessly enfranchised, corruptible masses. Mr.
Caddis, if he had the seat in his pocket, had it from the
support of a class trusting him to support its interests: he
could count on the landowners, on the clergy, on the retired or
retiring or comfortably cushioned merchants resident about
Wrensham, on the many obsequious among electoral shopmen;
annually he threw open his grounds, and he subscribed,
patronized, did what was expected; and he was not popular; he
was unpopular. Why? But why was the sun of this 23rd August,
shining from its rise royally upon pacified, enrolled and
liveried armies of cloud, more agreeable to earth's populations
than his pinched appearance of the poor mopped red nose and
melancholic rheumy eyelets on a January day! Undoubtedly
Victor Radnor risked his repute of prophet. Yet his popularity
would have survived the continuance of the storm and deluge. He
did this:--and the mystery puzzling the suspicious was nothing
wonderful:--in addition to a transparent benevolence, he spread
a sort of assurance about him, that he thought the better of
the people for their thinking well of themselves. It came first
from the workmen at his house. "The right sort, and no humbug:
likes you to be men." Such a report made tropical soil for any
new seed.
Now, it is a postulate, to strengthen all poor commoners,
that not even in comparison with the highest need we be small
unless we yield to think it of ourselves. Do but stretch a hand
to the touch of earth in you, and you spring upon combative
manhood again, from the basis where all are equal. Humanity's
historians, however, tell us, that the exhilaration bringing us
consciousness of a stature, is gas which too frequently has to
be administered. Certes the cocks among men do not require the
process; they get it off the sight of the sun arising or a
simple hen submissive: but we have our hibernating bears
among men, our yoked oxen, cabhorses, beaten dogs; we have on
large patches of these Islands, a Saxon population, much
wanting assistance, if they are not to feel themselves beaten,
driven, caught by the neck, yoked and heavy-headed. Blest, then,
is he who gives them a sense of the pride of standing on legs.
Beer, ordinarily their solitary helper beneath the iron canopy
of wealth, is known to them as a bitter usurer; it knocks them
flat in their persons and their fortunes, for the short spell of
recreative exaltation. They send up their rough glory round the
name of the gentleman--a stranger, but their friend: and never
is friend to be thought of as a stranger--who manages to get
the holiday for Wrensham and thereabout, that they may hurl
away for one jolly day the old hat of a doddered humbleness,
and trip to the strains of the internal music he has unwound.
Says he: Is it a Charity Concert? Charity begins at home,
says he: and if I welcome you gentry on behalf of the poor of
London, why, it follows you grant me the right to make a
beginning with the poor of our parts down here. He puts it so,
no master nor mistress neither could refuse him. Why, the
workmen at his house were nigh pitching the contractors all
sprawling on a strike, and Mr. Radnor takes train, harangues 'em
and rubs 'em smooth; ten minutes by the clock, they say; and
return train to his business in town; by reason of good sense
and feeling, it was; poor men don't ask for more. A working
man, all the world over, asks but justice and a little
relaxation--just a collar of fat to his lean.
Mr. Caddis, M.P., pursuing the riddle of popularity, which
irritated and repelled as constantly as it attracted him, would
have come nearer to an instructive presentment of it, by
listening to these plain fellows, than he was in the line of
equipages, at a later hour of the day. The remarks of the
comfortably cushioned and wheeled, though they be eulogistic to
extravagance, are vapourish when we court them for
nourishment; substantially, they are bones to the cynical. He
heard enumerations of Mr. Radnor's riches, eclipsing his own
past compute. A merchant, a holder of mines, Director of a
mighty Bank, projector of running Rails, a princely
millionaire, and determined to be popular--what was the aim of
the man? It is the curse of modern times, that we never can be
sure of our Parliamentary seat; not when we have it in our
pockets! The Romans have left us golden words with regard to
the fickleness of the populace; we have our Horace, our Juvenal,
we have our Johnson; and in this vaunted age of reason it is,
that we surrender ourselves into the hands of the populace!
Panem et circenses! Mr. Caddis repeated it, after his fathers;
his fathers and he had not headed them out of that original
voracity. There they were, for moneyed legislators to bewail
their appetites. And it was an article of his legislation, to
keep them there.
Pedestrian purchasers of tickets for the Charity Concert,
rather openly, in an envelope of humour, confessed to the bait
of the Radnor bread with bit of fun. Savoury rumours were
sweeping across Wrensham. Mr. Radnor had borrowed footmen of
the principal houses about. Cartloads of provisions had been
seen to come. An immediate reward of a deed of benevolence, is
a thing sensibly heavenly; and the five-shilling tickets were
paid for as if for a packet on the counter. Unacquainted with Mr.
Radnor, although the reports of him struck a summons to their
gastric juices, resembling in its effect a clamorous cordiality,
they were chilled, on their steps along the half-rolled new
gravel-road to the house, by seeing three tables of prodigious
length, where very evidently a feast had raged: one to plump
the people--perhaps excessively courted by great gentlemen of
late; shopkeepers, the villagers, children. These had been at it
for two merry hours. They had risen. They were beef and pudding
on legs; in some quarters, beer amiably manifest, owing to the
flourishes of a military band. Boys, who had shaken room
through their magical young corporations for fresh stowage,
darted out of a chasing circle to the crumbled cornucopia
regretfully forsaken fifteen minutes back, and buried another
tart. Plenty still reigned: it was the will of the Master that it
should.
We divert our attention, resigned in stoic humour, to the
bill of the Concert music, handed us with our tickets at the
park-gates: we have no right to expect refreshment; we came
for the music, to be charitable. Signora Bianca Luciani: of
whom we have read almost to the hearing her; enough to make
the mistake at times. The grand violinist Durandarte: forcibly
detained on his way to America. Mr. Radnor sent him a blank
cheque:--no!--so Mr. Radnor besought him in person: he is
irresistible; a great musician himself; it is becoming quite
the modern style. We have now English noblemen who play the
horn, the fife--the drum, some say! We may yet be Merrie
England again, with our nobles taking the lead.
England's nobles as a musical band at the head of a marching
and dancing population, pictured happily an old Conservative
country, that retained its members of aristocracy in the
foremost places while subjecting them to downright uses. Their
ancestors, beholding them there, would be satisfied on the
point of honour; perhaps enlivened by hearing them at fife and
drum.--
But middle-class pedestrians, having paid five shillings for a
ticket to hear the music they love, and not having full
assurance of refreshment, are often, latterly, satirical upon
their superiors; and, over this country at least, require the
refreshment, that the democratic sprouts in them may be
reconciled with aristocracy. Do not listen to them further on
the subject. They vote safely when the day comes, if there is no
præternaturally strong pull the other way.
They perceive the name of the Hon. Dudley Sowerby, fourth
down the Concert-bill; marked for a flute-duet with Mr. Victor
Radnor, Miss Nesta Victoria Radnor accompanying at the piano.
It may mean? . . . do you want a whisper to suggest to you what
it may mean? The father's wealth is enormous; the mother is a
beautiful majestic woman in her prime. And see, she sings: a
wonderful voice. And lower down, a duet with her daughter:
violins and clarionet; how funny; something Hungarian. And in
the Second Part, Schubert's Ave Maria--Oh! when we hear that,
we dissolve. She was a singer before he married her, they say: a
lady by birth: one of the first County families. But it was a
gift, and she could not be kept from it, and was going, when
they met--and it was love! the most perfect duet. For him she
abandoned the Stage. You must remember, that in their young
days the Stage was many stages beneath the esteem entertained
for it now. Domestic Concerts are got up to gratify her: a Miss
Fredericks: good old English name. Mr. Radnor calls his
daughter, Freddy; so Mr. Taplow, the architect, says. They are
for modern music and ancient. Tannhäuser, Wagner, you see.
Pergolese. Flute-duet, Mercadante. Here we have him!
--Durandarte: Air Basque, variations--his own, Again, Se*or
Durandarte, Mendelssohn. Encore him, and he plays you a
national piece. A dark little creature a Life-guardsman could
hold-up on his outstretched hand for the fifteen minutes of the
performance; but he fills the hall and thrills the heart, wafts
you to heaven; and does it as though he were conversing with
his Andalusian lady-love in easy whispers about their mutual
passion for Spanish chocolate all the while: so the musical
critic of the Tirra-Lirra says. Express trains every half hour
from London; all the big people of the city. Mr. Radnor
commands them, like Royalty. Totally different from that old
figure of the wealthy City merchant; young, vigorous, elegant, a
man of taste, highest culture, speaks the languages of Europe,
patron of the Arts, a perfect gentleman. His mother was one of
the Montgomerys, Mr. Taplow says. And it was General Radnor, a
most distinguished officer, dying knighted. But Mr. Victor
Radnor would not take less than a Barony--and then only with
descent of title to his daughter, in her own right.
Mr. Taplow had said as much as Victor Radnor chose that he
should say.
Carriages were in flow for an hour: pedestrians formed a wavy
coil. Judging by numbers, the entertainment was a success,
would the hall contain them? Marvels were told of the hall.
Every ticket entered and was enfolded; almost all had a seat.
Chivalry stood. It is a breeched abstraction, sacrificing
voluntarily and genially to the Fair, for a restoring of the
balance between the sexes, that the division of good things be
rather in the fair ones' favour, as they are to think: with the
warning to them, that the establishment of their claim for
equality puts an end to the priceless privileges of petticoats.
Women must be mad, to provoke such a warning; and the
majority of them submissively show their good sense. They send
up an incense of perfumery, all the bouquets of the chemist
commingled; most nourishing to the idea of woman in the nose
of man. They are a forest foliage-rustle of silks and muslins,
magic interweaving, or the mythology, if you prefer it. See,
hear, smell, they are June, Venus, Hebe, to you. We must have
poetry with them; otherwise they are better in the kitchen. Is
there--but there is not; there is not present one of the
chivalrous breeched who could prefer the shocking emancipated
gristly female, which imposes propriety on our sensations and
inner dreams, by petrifying in the tender bud of them. Colonel
Corfe is the man to hear on such a theme. He is a colonel of
Companies. But those are his diversion, as the British Army has
been to the warrior. Puellis idoneus, he is professedly a lady's
man, a rose-beetle, and a fine specimen of a common kind: and
he has been that thing, that shining delight of the lap of
ladies, for a spell of years, necessitating a certain sparkle of
the saccharine crystals preserving him, to conceal the muster.
He has to be fascinating, or he would look outworn, forlorn. On
one side of him is Lady Carmine; on the other, Lady Swanage;
dames embedded in the blooming maturity of England's
conservatory. Their lords (an Earl, a Baron) are of the lords
who go down to the City to sow a title for a repair of their
poor incomes, and are to be commended for frankly accepting
the new dispensation while they retain the many advantages of
the uncancelled ancient. Thus gently does a maternal Old
England let them down. Projectors of Companies, Directors,
Founders; Railway magnates, actual kings and nobles (though one
cannot yet persuade old reverence to do homage with the
ancestral spontaneity to the uncrowned, uncoroneted, people of
our sphere); holders of Shares in gold mines, Shares in Afric's
blue mud of the glittering teeth we draw for English beauty to
wear in the ear, on the neck, at the wrist; Bankers and wives of
Bankers. Victor passed among them, chatting right and left.
Lady Carmine asked him: "Is Durandarte counted on?"
He answered: "I made sure of the Luciani."
She serenely understood. Artistes are licensed people, with a
Bohemian instead of the titular glitter for the bewildering of
moralists; as paste will pass for diamonds where the mirror is
held up to Nature by bold supernumeraries.
He wished to introduce Nesta. His girl was on the raised
orchestral flooring. Nataly held her fast to a music-scroll.
Mr. Peridon, sad for the absence and cause of absence of
Louise de Seilles,--summoned in the morning abruptly to
Bourges, where her brother lay with his life endangered by an
accident at Artillery practice,--Mr. Peridon was generally
conductor. Victor was to lead the full force of amateurs in the
brisk overture to Zampa. He perceived a movement of Nataly,
Nesta, and Peridon. "They have come," he said; he jumped on the
orchestra boards and hastened to greet the Luciani with
Durandarte in the retiring-room.
His departure raised the whisper that he would wield the
bâton. An opinion was unuttered. His name for the flute-duet
with the Hon. Dudley Sowerby had not provoked the reserve
opinion; it seemed, on the whole, a pretty thing in him to
condescend to do: the sentiment he awakened was not flustered
by it. But the act of leading, appeared as an official thing to
do. Our soufflé of sentiment will be seen subsiding under a
breath, without a repressive word to send it down. Sir Rodwell
Blachington would have preferred Radnor's not leading or
playing either. Colonel Corfe and Mr. Caddis declined to
consider such conduct English, in a man of station . . .
notwithstanding Royal Highnesses, who are at least partly
English: partly, we say, under our breath, remembering our old
ideal of an English gentleman, in opposition to German tastes.
It is true, that the whole country is changing, decomposing!
The colonel fished for Lady Carmine's view.--And Lady
Swanage too? Both of the distinguished ladies approved of Mr.
Radnor's leading--for a leading off. Women are pleased to see
their favourite in the place of prominence--as long as Fortune
swims him unbuffeted, or one should say, unbattered, up the
mounting wave. Besides these ladies had none of the colonel's
remainder of juvenile English sense of the manly, his
adolescent's intolerance of the eccentric, suspicion and
contempt of any supposed affectation, which was not
ostentatiously, stalkingly practised to subdue the sex. And you
cannot wield a bâton without looking affected. And at one of
the Colonel's Clubs in town, only five years back, an English
musical composer, who had not then made his money--now by
the mystery of events knighted!--had been (he makes now fifteen
thousand a year) black-balled. "Fiddler? no; can't admit a
Fiddler to associate on equal terms with gentlemen." Only five
years back: and at present we are having the Fiddler everywhere.
A sprinkling of the minor ladies also would have been glad if
Mr. Radnor had kept himself somewhat more exclusive. Dr.
Schlesien heard remarks, upon which his weighty Teutonic mind
sat crushingly. Do these English care one bit for music?--for
anything finer than material stuffs?--what that man Durance
calls, `their beef, their beer, and their pew in eternity'? His
wrath at their babble and petty brabble doubted that they did.
But they do. Art has a hold of them. They pay for it; and the
thing purchased grapples. It will get to their bosoms to
breathe from them in time: entirely overcoming the taste for
feudalism, which still a little objects to see their born
gentleman acting as leader of musicians. A people of slow
movement, developing tardily, their country is wanting in the
distincter features, from being always in the transitional
state, like certain sea-fish rolling head over--you know not
head from tail. Without the Welsh, Irish, Scot, in their
composition, there would not be much of the yeasty ferment:
but it should not be forgotten that Welsh, Irish, Scot, are now
largely of their numbers; and the taste for elegance, and for
spiritual utterance, for Song, nay, for Ideas, is there among
them, though it does not everywhere cover a rocky surface to
bewitch the eyes of aliens;--like Louise de Seilles and Dr.
Schlesien, for example; aliens having no hostile disposition
toward the people they were compelled to criticize; honourably
granting, that this people has a great history. Even such has
the Lion, with Homer for the transcriber of his deeds. But the
gentle aliens would image our emergence from wildness as the
unsocial spectacle presented by the drear menagerie Lion, alone
or mated; with hardly an animated moment save when the raw
red joint is beneath his paw, reminding him of the desert's
pasture.
Nevertheless, where Strength is, there is hope:--it may be
said more truly than of the breath of Life; which is perhaps
but the bucket of breath, muddy with the sediment of the well:
whereas we have in Strength a hero, if a malefactor; whose
muscles shall haul him up to the light he will prove worthy of,
when that divinity has shown him his uncleanness. And when
Strength is not exercising, you are sure to see Satirists jump
on his back. Dozens, foreign and domestic, are on the back of
Old England; a tribute to our quality if at the same time an
irritating scourge. The domestic are in excess; and let us own
that their view of the potentate, as an apathetic beast of
power, who will neither show the power nor woo the graces;
pretending all the while to be eminently above the beast, and
posturing in an inefficient mimicry of the civilized, excites to
satire. Colney Durance had his excuses. He could point to the
chief creative minds of the country for generations, as
beginning their survey genially, ending venomously, because of
an exasperating unreason and scum in the bubble of the scenes,
called social, around them. Viola under his chin, he gazed along
the crowded hall, which was to him a rich national pudding of
the sycophants, the hypocrites, the burlies, the idiots; dregs of
the depths and froth of the surface; bowing to one, that they
may scorn another; instituting a Charity, for their poorer
fawning fellows to relieve their purses and assist them in
tricking the world and their Maker:--and so forth, a tiresome
tirade: and as it was not on his lips, but in the stomach of the
painful creature, let him grind that hurdy-gurdy for himself.
His friend Victor set it stirring: Victor had here what he aimed
at! How Success derides Ambition! And for this he imperilled
the happiness of the worthy woman he loved! Exposed her to our
fen-fogs and foul snakes--of whom one or more might be in the
assembly now: all because of his insane itch to be the bobbing
cork on the wave of the minute! Colney's rapid interjections
condensed upon the habitual shrug at human folly, just when
Victor, fronting the glassy stare of Colonel Corfe, tapped to
start his orchestra through the lively first bars of the
overture to Zampa.
We soon perceive that the post Mr. Radnor fills he
thoroughly fills, whatever it may be. Zampa takes horse from
the opening. We have no amateur conductor riding ahead: violins
'cellos, piano, wind-stops: Peridon, Catkin, Pempton, Yatt,
Cormyn, Colney, Mrs. Cormyn, Dudley Sowerby: they are spirited
on, patted, subdued, muted, raised, rushed anew, away, held in
hand, in both hands. Not earnestness worn as a cloak, but
issuing, we see; not simply a leader of musicians, a leader of
men. The halo of the millionaire behind, assures us of a
development in the character of England's merchant princes.
The homage we pay him flatters us. A delightful overture,
masterfully executed; ended too soon; except that the
programme forbids the ordinary interpretation of prolonged
applause. Mr. Radnor is one of those who do everything
consummately. And we have a monition within, that a course of
spiritual enjoyment will rouse the call for bodily refreshment.
His genial nod and laugh and word of commendation to his troop
persuade us oddly, we know not how, of provision to come. At
the door of the retiring-room, see, he is congratulated by
Luciani and Durandarte. Miss Priscilla Graves is now to sing a
Schumann. Down later, it is a duet with the Rev. Septimus
Barmby. We have nothing to be ashamed of in her, before an
Italian Operatic singer! Ices after the first part is over.
HAD Nataly and Nesta known who was outside helping Skepsey to
play ball with the boys, they would not have worked through
their share of the performance with so graceful a composure.
Even Simeon Fenellan was unaware that his half-brother Dartrey
had landed in England. Dartrey went first to Victor's office,
where he found Skepsey packing the day's letters and circulars
into the bag for the delivery of them at Lakelands. They sprang
a chatter, and they missed the last of the express trains: which
did not greatly signify, Skepsey said, "as it was a Concert." To
hear his hero talk, was the music for him; and he richly
enjoyed the pacing along the railway-platform.
Arrived on the grounds, they took opposite sides in a game of
rounders, at that moment tossing heads or tails for innings.
These boys were slovenly players, and were made unhappy by
Skepsey's fussy instructions to them in smartness. They had a
stupid way of feeding the stick, and they ran sprawling; it
concerned Great Britain for them to learn how to use their
legs. It was pitiful for the country to see how lumpish her
younger children were. Dartrey knew his little man and laughed,
after warning him that his English would want many lessons
before they stomached the mixture of discipline and pleasure.
So it appeared: the pride of the boys in themselves, their
confidence, enjoyment of the game, were all gone; and all were
speedily out but Skepsey; who ran for the rounder, with his coat
off, sharp as a porpoise, and would have got it, he had it in his
grasp, when, at the jump, just over the line of the goal, a
clever fling, if ever was, caught him a crack on that part of the
human frame where sound is best achieved. Then were these
young lumps transformed to limber, lither, merry fellows. They
rejoiced Skepsey's heart; they did everything better, ran and
dodged and threw in a style to win the nod from the future
official inspector of Games and Amusements of the common
people; a deputy of the Government, proposed by Skepsey to his
hero with a deferential eagerness. Dartrey clapped him on the
shoulder, softly laughing.
"System--Mr. Durance is right--they must have system, if
they are to appreciate a holiday," Skepsey said; and he sent a
wretched gaze around, at the justification of some of the lurid
views of Mr. Durance, in signs of the holiday wasted;
--impoverishing the country's manhood: in a small degree, it
may be argued, but we ask, can the country afford it, while
foreign nations are drilling their youth, teaching them to be
ready to move in squads or masses, like the fist of a pugilist.
Skepsey left it to his look to speak his thought. He saw an
enemy in tobacco. The drowsiness of beer had stretched various
hulks under trees. Ponderous cricket lumbered half-alive.
Flabby fun knocked-up a yell. And it was rather vexatious to see
girls dancing in good time to the band-music. One had a male-
partner, who hopped his loutish burlesque of the thing he could
not do.
Apparently, too certainly, none but the girls had a notion of
orderly muscular exercise. Of what use are girls! Girls have
their one mission on earth; and let them be healthy by all
means, for the sake of it; only, they should not seem to prove
that Old England is better represented on the female side.
Skepsey heard, with a nip of spite at his bosom, a small body
of them singing in chorus as they walked in step, arm in arm,
actually marched: and to the rearward, none of these girls
heeding, there were the louts at their burlesque of jigs and
fisticuffs! `Cherry Ripe,' was the song.
"It's delightful to hear them!" said Dartrey.
Skepsey muttered jealously of their having been trained.
The song, which drew Dartrey Fenellan to the quick of an
English home, planted him at the same time in Africa to hear
it. Dewy on a parched forehead it fell, England the shedding
heaven.
He fetched a deep breath, as of gratitude for vital
refreshment. He had his thoughts upon the training of our
English to be something besides the machinery of capitalists,
and upon the country as a blessed mother instead of the most
capricious of maudlin stepdames.
He flicked his leg with the stick he carried, said: "Your
master's the man to make a change among them, old friend!"
and strolled along to a group surrounding two fellows who
shammed a bout at single-stick. Vacuity in the attack on either
side, contributed to the joint success of the defence. They
paused under inspection; and Dartrey said: "You're burning to
give them a lesson, Skepsey."
Skepsey had no objection to his hero's doing so, though at
his personal cost.
The sticks were handed to them; the crowd increased; their
rounders boys had spied them, and came trooping to the scene.
Skepsey was directed to hit in earnest. His defensive attitude
flashed, and he was at head and right and left leg, and giving
point, recovering, thrusting madly, and again at shoulder and
thigh, with bravos for reward of a man meaning business; until
a topper on his hat, a cut over the right thigh, and the stick in
his middle-rib, told the spectators of a scientific adversary;
and loudly now the gentleman was cheered. An undercurrent of
warm feeling ran for the plucky little one at it hot again in
spite of the strokes, and when he fetched his master a handsome
thud across the shoulder, and the gentleman gave up and
complimented him, Skepsey had applause. He then begged his
hero to put the previous couple in position, through a few of
the opening movements. They were horribly sheepish at first.
Meantime two boys had got hold of sticks, and both had gone to
work in Skepsey's gallant style; and soon one was howling. He
excused himself, because of the funny-bone, situated, in his
case, higher than usual up the arm. And now the pair of men
were giving and taking cuts to make a rhinoceros caper.
"Very well; begin that way; try what you can bear," said
Dartrey.
Skepsey watched them, in felicity for love of the fray, pained
by the disregard of science.
Comments on the pretty play, indicating a reminiscent
acquaintance with it, and the capacity for critical observations,
were started. Assaults, wonderful tricks of a slashing Life-
Guardsman, one spectator had witnessed at an exhibition in a
London hall. Boxing too. You may see displays of boxing still
in places. How about a prize-fight?--With money on it?--Eh, but
you don't expect men to stand up to be knocked into rumpsteaks
for nothing?--No, but it's they there bets!--Right, and that's a
game gone to ruin along of outsiders.--But it always was and it
always will be popular with Englishmen!
Great English names of young days, before the wintry shadow
of the law had blighted them, received their withered laurels.
Emulous boys were in the heroic posture. Good! sparring does
no hurt: Skepsey seized a likely lad, Dartrey another. Nature
created the Ring for them. Now then, arms and head well up,
chest hearty, shoulders down, out with the right fist, just
below the level of the chin; out with the left fist farther,
right out, except for that bit of curve; so, and draw it slightly
back for wary--pussy at the spring. Firm you stand, feeling the
muscles of both legs, left half a pace ahead, right planted,
both stringy. None of your milk-pail looks; show us jaw, you
bull-dogs. Now then, left from the shoulder, straight at right
of head.--Good, and alacrity called on vigour in Skepsey's
pupil; Dartrey's had the fist on his mouth before he could
parry right arm up. "Foul blow!" Dartrey cried. Skepsey vowed
to the contrary. Dartrey reiterated his charge. Skepsey was a
figure of the negative, gesticulating and protesting. Dartrey
appealed tempestuously to the Ring; Skepsey likewise, in a tone
of injury. He addressed a remonstrance to Captain Dartrey.
"Hang your captain, sir! I call you a coward; come on," said the
resolute gentleman, already in ripe form for the attack. His
blue eyes were like the springing sunrise over ridges of the
seas; and Skepsey jumped to his meaning.
Boys and men were spectators of a real scientific set-to, a
lovely show. They were half puzzled, it seemed so deadly. And
the little one got in his blows at the gentleman, who had to be
hopping. Only, the worse the gentleman caught it, the friendlier
his countenance became. That was the wonder, and that gave
them the key. But it was deliciously near to the real thing.
Dartrey and Skepsey shook hands.
"And now, you fellows, you're to know, that this is one of the
champions; and you take your lesson from him and thank him,"
Dartrey said, as he turned on his heel to strike and greet the
flow from the house.
"Dartrey come!" Victor, Fenellan, Colney, had him by the
hand in turn. Pure sweetness of suddenly awakened joy sat in
Nataly's eyes as she swam to welcome him. Nesta moved a step,
seemed hesitating, and she tripped forward. "Dear Captain
Dartrey!"
He did not say: "But what a change in you!"
"It is blue-butterfly, all the same," Nataly spoke to his
look.
Victor hurriedly pronounced the formal introduction between
the Hon. Dudley Sowerby and Captain Dartrey Fenellan. The
bronze face and the milky bowed to one another ceremoniously;
the latter faintly flushing.
"So here you are at last," Victor said. "You stay with us."
"To-morrow or later, if you'll have me. I go down to my
people to-night."
"But you stay in England now?" Nataly's voice wavered on the
question.
"There's a chance of my being off to Upper Burmah before the
week's ended."
"Ah, dear, dear!" sighed Fenellan; "and out of good comes
evil!--as grandfather Deucalion exclaimed, when he gallantly
handed up his dripping wife from the mud of the Deluge waters.
Do you mean to be running and Jewing it on for ever, with only
a nod for friends, Dart?"
"Lord, Simmy, what a sound of home there is in your old
nonsense!" Dartrey said.
His eyes of strong dark blue colour and the foreign
swarthiness of his brows and cheeks and neck mixed the familiar
and the strange, in the sight of the women who knew him.
The bill-broker's fair-tressed young wife whispered of
curiosity concerning him to Nataly. He dressed like a sailor, he
stood like a soldier: and was he married? Yes, he was married.
Mrs. Blathenoy imagined a something in Mrs. Radnor's tone.
She could account for it; not by the ordinary reading of the
feminine in the feminine, but through a husband who professed
to know secrets. She was young in years and experience, ten
months wedded, disappointedly awakened, enlivened by the hour,
kindled by a novel figure of man, fretful for a dash of
imprudence. This Mrs. Radnor should be the one to second her
very innocent turn for a galopade; her own position allowed of
any little diverting jig or reel, or plunge in a bath--she
required it, for the domestic Jacob Blathenoy was a dry chip:
proved such, without a day's variation during the whole of the
ten wedded months. Nataly gratified her spoken wish. Dartrey
Fenellan bowed to the lady, and she withdrew him, seeing
composedly that other and greater ladies had the wish
ungratified. Their husbands were not so rich as hers, and their
complexions would hardly have pleased the handsome brown-
faced officer so well.
Banquet, equal to a blast of trumpet, was the detaining word
for the multitude. It circulated, one knows not how. Eloquent as
the whiffs to the sniffs (and nowhere is eloquence to match it,
when the latter are sharpened from within to without), the word
was very soon over the field. Mr. Carling may have helped; he
had it from Fenellan; and he was among the principal groups,
claiming or making acquaintances, as a lawyer should do. The
Concert was complimentarily a topic: Durandarte divine!--did
not everybody think so? Everybody did, in default of a term for
overtopping it. Our language is poor at hyperbole; our voices
are stronger. Gestures and heaven-sent eyeballs invoke to
display the ineffable. Where was Durandarte now? Gone; already
gone; off with the Luciani for evening engagements; he came
simply to oblige his dear friend Mr. Radnor. Cheque fifty
guineas: hardly more on both sides than an exchange of smiles.
Ah, these merchant-princes! What of Mr. Radnor's amateur
instrumentalists? Amateurs, they are not to be named: perfect
musicians. Mr. Radnor is the perfection of a host. Yes, yes; Mrs.
Radnor; Miss Radnor too: delicious voices; but what is it about
Mr. Radnor so captivating! He is not quite English, yet he is not
at all foreign. Is he very adventurous in business, as they say?
"Soundest head in the City of London," Mr. Blathenoy
remarked.
Sir Rodwell Blachington gave his nod.
The crowd interjected, half-sighing. We ought to be proud of
such a man! Perhaps we are a trifle exaggerating, says its
heart. But that we are wholly grateful to him, is a distinct
conclusion. And he may be one of the great men of his time: he
has a quite individual style of dress.
Lady Rodwell Blachington observed to Colney Durance: "Mr.
Radnor bids fair to become the idol of the English people."
"If he can prove himself to be sufficiently the dupe of the
English people," said Colney.
"Idol--dupe?" interjected Sir Rodwell, and his eyebrows fixed
at the perch of Colney's famous `national interrogation' over
vacancy of understanding, as if from the pull of a string. He
had his audience with him; and the satirist had nothing but his
inner gush of acids at sight of a planted barb.
Colney was asked to explain. He neve explained. He performed
a series of astonishing leaps, like the branchy baboon above
the traveller's head in the tropical forest, and led them into
the trap they assisted him to prepare for them. "No humour, do
you say? The English have no humour?" a nephew of Lady
Blachington's inquired of him, with polite pugnacity, and was
cordially assured that "he vindicated them."
"And Altruistic! another specimen of the modern coinage," a
classical Church dignitary, in grammarian disgust, remarked to
a lady as they passed.
Colney pricked-up his ears. It struck him that he might fish
for suggestions in aid of the Grand Argument before the Elders
of the Court of Japan. Dr. Wardan, whose recognition he could
claim, stated to him, that the lady and he were enumerating
words of a doubtfully legitimate quality now being inflicted
upon the language.
"The slang from below is perhaps preferable?" said Colney.
"As little--less."
"But a pirate-tongue, cut-off from its roots, must continue
to practise piracy, surely, or else take re-inforcements in
slang, otherwise it is inexpressive of new ideas."
"Possibly the new ideas are best expressed in slang."
"If insular. They will consequently be incommunicable to
foreigners. You would, then, have us be trading with tokens
instead of a precious currency? Yet I cannot perceive the
advantage of letting our ideas be clothed so racy of the
obscener soil; considering the pretensions of the English
language to become the universal. If we refuse additions from
above, they force themselves on us from below."
Dr. Wardan liked the frame of the observations, disliked the
substance.
"One is to understand that the English language has these
pretensions?" he said:--he minced in his manner, after the
well-known mortar-board and tassel type; the mouthing of a
petrifaction: clearly useless to the pleadings of the patriotic
Dr. Bouthoin and his curate.
He gave no grip to Colney, who groaned at cheap Donnish
sarcasm, and let him go, after dealing him a hard pellet or two
in a cracker-covering.
There was Victor all over the field netting his ephemer*!
And he who feeds on them, to pay a price for their
congratulations and flatteries, he is one of them himself!
Nesta came tripping from the Rev. Septimus Barmby. "Dear
Mr. Durance, where is Captain Dartrey?"
Mrs. Blathenoy had just conducted her husband through a
crowd, for an introduction of him to Captain Dartrey. That was
perceptible.
Dudley Sowerby followed Nesta closely: he struck across the
path of the Rev. Septimus: again he had the hollow of her ear
at disposal.
"Mr. Radnor was excellent. He does everything consummately:
really, we are all sensible of it. I am. He must lead us in a
symphony. These light `champagne overtures' of French
composers, as Mr. Fenellan calls them, do not bring out his
whole ability:--Zampa, Le pré aux-clercs, Masaniello, and the
like."
"Your duet together went well."
"Thanks to you--to you. You kept us together."
"Papa was the runaway or strain-the-leash, if there was one."
"He is impetuous, he is so fervent. But, Miss Radnor, I could
not be the runaway--with you . . . with you at the piano. Indeed,
I . . . shall we stroll down? I love the lake."
"You will hear the bell for your cold dinner very soon."
"I am not hungry. I would so much rather talk--hear you. But
you are hungry? You have been singing: twice: three times!
Opera singers, they say, eat hot suppers; they drink stout. And I
never heard your voice more effective. Yours is a voice that
. . . something of the feeling one has in hearing cathedral
voices: carry one up. I remember, in Dresden, once, a Fräulein
Kühnstreich, a prodigy, very young, considering her
accomplishments. But it was not the same."
Nesta wondered at Dartrey Fenellan for staying so long with
Mr. and Mrs. Blathenoy.
"Ah, Mr. Sowerby, if I am to have flattery, I cannot take it as
a milliner's dumby figure wears the beautiful dress; I must
point out my view of some of my merits."
"Oh! do, I beg, Miss . . . You have a Christian name: and I
too: and once . . . not Mr. Sowerby: yes, it was Dudley!"
"Quite accidentally, and a world of pardons entreated."
"And Dudley begged Dudley might be Dudley always!"
He was deepening to the Barmby intonation--apparently
Cupid's; but a shade more airily Pagan, not so fearfully
clerical.
Her father had withdrawn Dartrey Fenellan from Mr. and Mrs.
Blathenoy. Dr. Schlesien was bowing with Dartrey.
"And if Durandarte would only--but you are one with Miss
Graves to depreciate my Durandarte, in favour of the more
classical Jachimo; whom we all admire; but you shall be just,"
said she, and she pouted. She had seen her father plant Dartrey
Fenellan in the midst of a group of City gentlemen.
Simeon touched among them to pluck at his brother. He had
not a chance; he retired, and swam into the salmon-net of
seductive Mrs. Blathenoy's broad bright smile.
"It's a matter of mines, and they're hovering in the attitude
of the query, like corkscrews over a bottle, profoundly
indifferent to blood-relationship," he said to her.
"Pray, stay and be consoled by me," said the fair young
woman. "You are to point me out all the distinguished people.
Is it true, that your brother has left the army?"
"Dartrey no longer wears the red. Here comes Colonel Corfe,
who does. England has her army still!"
"His wife persuaded him?"
"You see he is wearing the black."
"For her? How very very sad! Tell me--what a funnily-dressed
woman meeting that gentleman!"
"Hush--a friend of the warrior. Splendid weather, Colonel
Corfe."
"Superb toilettes!" The colonel eyed Mrs. Blathenoy
dilatingly, advanced, bowed, and opened the siege.
She decided a calculation upon his age, made a wall of it,
smilingly agreed with his encomium of the Concert, and toned
her voice to Fenellan's comprehension: "Did it occur recently?"
"Months; in Africa; I haven't the date."
"Such numbers of people one would wish to know! Who are
those ladies holding a Court, where Mr. Radnor is?"
"Lady Carmine, Lady Swanage--if it is your wish?" interposed
the colonel.
She dealt him a forgiving smile. "And that pleasant-looking
old gentleman?"
Colonel Corfe drew-up. Fenellan said: "Are we veterans at
forty or so?"
"Well, it's the romance, perhaps!" She raised her shoulders.
The colonel's intelligence ran a dog's nose for a lady's
interjections. "The romance? . . . at forty, fifty? gone? Miss
Julinks, the great heiress and a beauty, has chosen him over the
heads of all the young men of his time. Cranmer Lotsdale. Most
romantic history!"
"She's in love with that, I suppose."
"Now you direct my attention to him," said Fenellan, "the
writing of the romantic history has made the texture look a
trifle thready. You have a terrible eye."
It was thrown to where the person stood who had first within
a few minutes helped her to form critical estimates of men,
more consciously to read them.
"Your brother stays in England?"
"The fear is, that he's off again."
"Annoying for you. If I had a brother, I would not let him
go."
"How would you detain him?"
"Locks and bolts, clock wrong, hands and arms, kneeling--the
fourth act of the Huguenots!"
"He went by way of the window, I think. But that was a lover."
"Oh! well!" she flushed. She did not hear the neglected and
astonished colonel speak, and she sought diversion in saying to
Fenellan: "So many people of distinction are assembled here to
day! Tell me, who is that pompous gentleman, who holds his
arms up doubled, as he walks?"
"Like flappers of a penguin: and advances in jerks: he is head
of the great Firm of Quatley Brothers: Sir Abraham: finances
or farms one of the South American Republics: we call him,
Pride of Port. He consumes it and he presents it."
"And who is that little man, who stops everybody?"
"People of distinction indeed! That little man--is your
upper lip underrating him? . . . When a lady's lip is erratically
disdainful, it suggests a misuse of a copious treasury, deserving
to be mulcted, punished--how--who can say?--that little man,
now that little man, with a lift of his little finger, could
convulse the Bacon Market!"
Mrs. Blathenoy shook. Hearing Colonel Corfe exclaim: "Bacon
Market!" she let fly a peal. Then she turned to a fresh
satellite, a round and a ruddy, `at her service ever,' Mr. Beaves
Urmsing, and repeated Fenellan's words. He, in unfeigned
wonderment at such unsuspected powers, cried: "Dear me!" and
stared at the little man, making the pretty lady's face a
twinkling dew.
He had missed the Concert. Was it first-rate? Ecstasy
answered in the female voice.
"Hem'd fool I am to keep appointments!" he muttered.
She reproved him: "Fie, Mr. Urmsing: its the making of them,
not the keeping!"
"Ah, my dear ma'am, if I'd had Blathenoy's luck when he made
a certain appointment. And he was not so much older than me?
The old ones get the prizes!"
Mr. Beaves Urmsing prompted Colonel Corfe to laugh in
triumph. The colonel's eyebrows were up in fixity over sleepy
lids. He brightened to propose the conducting of the pretty
woman to the banquet.
"We shall see them going in," said she. "Mr. Radnor has a
French cook, who does wonders. But I heard him asking for Mr.
Beaves Urmsing. I'm sure he expected The Marigolds at his
Concert."
"Anything to oblige the company," said the rustic ready
chorister, clearing his throat.
The lady's feet were bent in the direction of a grassy knoll,
where sunflowers, tulips, dahlias, peonies, of the sex eclipsed
at a distance its roses and lilies. Fenellan saw Dartrey, still a
centre of the merchantmen, strolling thither.
"And do you know, your brother is good enough to dine with us
next week, Thursday, down here," she murmured. "I could venture
to command?--if you are not induced."
"Whichever word applies to a faithful subject."
"I do so wish your brother had not left the army!"
"You have one son of Mars."
Her eyes took the colonel up to cast him down: he was not
the antidote. She said to him: "Luciani's voice wears better
than her figure."
The colonel replied: "I remember," and corrected himself,
"at Eton, in jackets: she was not so particularly slim; never
knew how to dress. You beat Italians there! She moved one as a
youngster."
"Eton boys are so susceptible!"
"Why, hulloa, don't I remember her coming out!--and do you
mean to tell me," Mr. Beaves Urmsing brutally addressed the
colonel, "that you were at Eton when . . . why, what age do you
give the poor woman, then!" He bellowed, "Eh?" as it were a
bull crowing.
The colonel retreated to one of his defensive corners. "I am
not aware that I meant to tell you anything."
Mr. Beaves Urmsing turned square-breasted on Fenellan:
"Fellow's a born donkey!"
"And the mother lived?" said Fenellan.
Mr. Beaves Urmsing puffed with wrath at the fellow.
Five minutes later, in the midst of the group surrounding
and felicitating Victor, he had sight of Fenellan conversing
with fair ones, and it struck a light in him; he went three
steps backward, with shouts. "Dam funny fellow! eh? who is he?
I must have that man at my table. Worth fifty Colonel
Jackasses! And I've got a son in the Guards: and as much laugh
in him, he's got, as a bladder. But we'll make a party, eh,
Radnor? with that friend o' yours. Dam funny fellow! and
precious little of it going on now among the young lot. They're
for seeing ghosts and gaping their jaws; all for the quavers
instead of the capers."
He sounded and thrummed his roguish fling-off for the
capers. A second glimpse of Fenellan agitated the anecdote, as
he called it, seizing Victor's arm, to have him out of earshot
of the ladies. Delivery, not without its throes, was
accomplished, but imperfectly, owing to sympathetic
convulsions, under which Mr. Beaves Urmsing's countenance was
crinkled of many colours, as we see the Spring rhubarb-leaf.
Unable to repeat the brevity of Fenellan's rejoinder, he
expatiated on it to convey it, swearing that it was "the kind of
thing done in the old days, when man were witty dogs:--pat! and
pat back! as in the pantomime."
"Repartee!" said Victor. "He has it. You shall know him.
You're the man for him."
"He for me, that he is!--`Hope the mother's doing well? My
card:'--eh? Grave as an owl! Look, there goes the donkey, lady
to right and left, all ears for him--ha! ha! I must have another
turn with your friend. `Mother lived, did she?' Dam funny
fellow, all of the olden time! And a dinner, bachelor dinner,
six of us, at my place, next week, say Wednesday, half-past six,
for a long evening--flowing bowl--eh, shall it be?"
Nesta came looking to find her Captain Dartrey.
Mr. Beaves Urmsing grew courtly of the olden time. He spied
Colonel Corfe anew, and "Donkey!" rose to split the roar at his
mouth, and full of his anecdote, he pursued some congenial
acquaintances, crying to his host: "Wednesday, mind! eh? by
George, your friend's gizzarded me for the day!"
Plumped with the rich red stream of life, this last of the
squires of old England thumped along among the guests, a very
tuning-fork to keep them at their pitch of enthusiasm. He
encountered Mr. Caddis, and it was an encounter. Mr. Caddis
represented his political opinions; but here was this cur of a
Caddis whining his niminy note from his piminy nob, when he
was asked for his hearty echo of the praises of this jolly good
fellow come to waken the neighbourhood, to be a blessing, a
blazing hearth, a fall of manna:--and thank the Lord for him,
you desert-dog! "He's a merchant prince, and he's a prince of a
man, if you're for titles. Eh? you `assent to my encomiums.'
You'll be calling me Mr. Speaker next. Hang me, Caddis, if those
Parliamentary benches of yours aren't freezing you from your
seat up, and have got to your jaw--my belief!"
Mr. Caddis was left reflecting, that we have, in the
dispensations of Providence, when we have a seat, to submit to
castigations from butcherly men unaccountably commissioned to
solidify the seat. He could have preached a discourse upon
Success, to quiet the discontentment of the unseated. And our
world of seats oddly gained, quaintly occupied, maliciously
beset, insensately envied, needs the discourse. But it was not
delivered, else would it have been here written down without
mercy, as a medical prescript, one of the grand specifics. He
met Victor, and, between his dread of him and the counsels of a
position subject to stripes, he was a genial thaw. Victor
beamed; for Mr. Caddis had previously stood eminent as an
iceberg of the Lakelands' party. Mr. Inchling and Mr. Caddis were
introduced. The former in Commerce, the latter in Politics,
their sustaining boast was, the being our stable Englishmen;
and at once, with cousinly minds, they fell to chatting upon the
nothings agreeably and seriously. Colney Durance forsook a set
of ladies for fatter prey, and listened to them. What he said,
Victor did not hear. The effect was always to be seen, with
Inchling under Colney. Fenellan did better service, really good
service.
Nataly played the heroine she was at heart. Why think of her
as having to act a character! Twice had Carling that afternoon,
indirectly and directly, stated Mrs. Burman to be near the end
we crape a natural, a defensible, satisfaction to hear of:--not
wishing it:--poor woman!--but pardonably, before man and all
the angels, wishing, praying for the beloved one to enter into
her earthly peace by the agency of the other's exit into her
heavenly.
Fenellan and Colney came together, and said a word apiece of
their friend.
"In his element! The dear old boy has the look of a gold-
fish, king of his globe."
"The dear old boy has to me the look of a pot on the fire,
with a loose lid."
I may have the summons from Themison to-morrow, Victor
thought. The success of the day was a wine that rocked the
soberest of thoughts. For, strange to confess, ever since the
fall on London Bridge, his heart, influenced in some degree by
Nataly's depression perhaps, had been shadowed by doubts of his
infallible instinct for success. Here, at a stroke, and before
entering the house, he had the whole neighbourhood about him:
he could feel that he and Nataly stood in the minds of the
worthy people variously with the brightness if not with the
warmth distinguishable in the bosom of Beaves Urmsing--the
idea of whom gave Lakelands an immediate hearth-glow.
Armandine was thirteen minutes, by his watch, behind the
time she had named. Small blame to her. He excused her to Lady
Carmine, Lady Swanage, Lady Blachington, Mrs. Fanning, Sir
Abraham Quatley, Mr. Danny (of Bacon fame) and the rest of the
group surrounding Nataly on the mound leftward of the white
terraces descending to the lake; where she stood beating her
foot fretfully at the word brought by Nesta, that Dartrey
Fenellan had departed. It was her sunshine departed. But she
went through her task of conversing amiably. Colney, for a
wonder, consented to be useful in assisting Fenellan to relate
stories of French Cooks; which were, like the Royal Hanoverian
oyster, of an age for offering acceptable flavour to English
hearers. Nesta drew her mother's attention to Priscilla Graves
and Skepsey; the latter bending head and assenting. Nataly
spoke of the charm of Priscilla's voice that day, in her duet
with the Rev. Septimus. Mr. Pempton looked; he saw that
Priscilla was proselytizing. She was perfection to him but for
one blotting thing. With grief on his eyelids, he said to Nataly
or to himself: "Meat!"
"Dear friend, don't ride your hobby over us," she replied.
"But it's with that object they mount it," said Victor.
The greater ladies of the assembly were quite ready to accuse
the sections, down to the individuals, of the social English
(reserving our elect) of an itch to be tyrants.
Colney was apologizing for them, with his lash: "It's merely
the sensible effect of a want of polish of the surface when they
rub together."
And he heard Carling exclaim to Victor: "How comes the
fellow here!"
Skepsey had rushed across an open space to intercept a
leisurely progressive man, whose hat was of the shape Victor
knew; and the man wore the known black gaiters. In appearance,
he had the likeness of a fallen parson.
Carling and Victor crossed looks, that were questions
carrying their answers.
Nataly's eyes followed Victor's. "Who is the man?" she said;
and she got no reply beyond a perky sparkle in his gaze.
Others were noticing the man, who was trying to pass by
Skepsey, now on his right side, now on his left.
"There'll be no stopping him," Carling said, and he slipped
to the rear.
At this juncture, Armandine's mellow bell proclaimed her
readiness.
Victor rubbed the back of his head. Nataly asked him: "Dear,
is it that man?"
He nodded scantly: "Expected, expected. I think we have our
summons from Armandine. One moment--poor soul! poor soul!
Lady Carmine--Sir Abraham Quatley. Will you lead? Lady
Blachington, I secure you. One moment."
He directed Nataly to pair a few of the guests; he hurried
down the slope of sward.
Nataly applied to Colney Durance. "Do you know the man?--is
it that man?"
Colney rejoined: "The man's name is Jarniman."
Armandine's bell swung melodiously. The guests had grouped,
thickening for the stream to procession. Mrs. Blathenoy claimed
Fenellan; she requested him to tell her whether he had known
Mrs. Victor Radnor many years. She mused. "You like her?"
"One likes one's dearest of friends among women, does one
not?"
The lady nodded to his response. "And your brother?"
"Dartrey is devoted to her."
"I am sure," said she, "your brother is a chivalrous
gentleman. I like her too." She came to her sentiment through
the sentiment of the chivalrous gentleman. Sinking from it,
she remarked that Mr. Radnor was handsome still. Fenellan
commended the subject to her, as one to discourse of when she
met Dartrey. A smell of a trap-hatch half-open, afflicted and
sharpened him. It was Blathenoy's breath: husbands of young
wives do these villainies, for the sake of showing their
knowledge. Fenellan forbore to praise Mrs. Victor: he laid his
colours on Dartrey. The lady gave ear till she reddened. He
meant no harm, meant nothing but good; and he was lighting the
most destructive of our lower fires.
Visibly, that man Jarniman was disposed of with ease. As in
the street-theatres of crowing Punch, distance enlisted
pantomime to do the effective part of the speeches. Jarniman's
hat was off, he stood bent, he delivered his message. He was
handed over to Skepsey's care for the receiving of meat and
drink. Victor returned; he had Lady Blachington's hand on his
arm; he was all hers, and in the heart of his company of guests
at the same time. Eyes that had read him closely for years,
were unable to spell a definite signification on his face, below
the overflowing happiness of the hospitable man among
contented guests. He had in fact something within to enliven
him; and that was the more than suspicion, amounting to an
odour of certainty, that Armandine intended one of her grand
surprises for her master, and for the hundred and fifty or so to
be seated at her tables in the unwarmed house of Lakelands.
ARMANDINE did her wonders. There is not in the wide range of
the Muses a more responsive instrument than man to his
marvellous cook; and if his notes were but as flowing as his
pedals are zealous, we should be carried on the tale of the
enthusiasm she awakened, away from the rutted highroad, where
History now thinks of tightening her girdle for accelerated
pace.
The wonders were done: one hundred and seventy guests
plenteously fed at tables across the great Concert Hall, down a
length of the conservatory-glass, on soups, fish, meats and the
kitchen-garden, under play of creative sauces, all in the
persuasive steam of savouriness; every dish, one may say,
advancing, curtseying, swimming to be your partner, instead of
passively submitting to the eye of appetite, consenting to the
teeth, as that rather melancholy procession of the cold,
resembling established spinsters thrice-corseted in decorum,
will appear to do. Whether Armandine had the thought or that
she simply acted in conformity with a Frenchwoman's direct
good sense, we do require to smell a sort of animation in the
meats we consume. We are still perhaps traceably related to
the Adamite old-youngster just on his legs, who betrayed at
every turn his Darwinian beginnings, and relished a palpitating
unwillingness in the thing refreshing him; only we young-
oldsters cherish the milder taste for willingness, with a throb
of the vanquished in it. And a seeming of that we get from the
warm roast. The banquet to be fervently remembered, should
smoke, should send out a breath to meet us. Victor's crowded
saloon-carriage was one voice of eulogy, to raise Armandine
high as the finale rockets bursting over Wrensham Station at
the start Londonward. How had she managed? We foolishly
question the arts of magicians.
Mr. Pempton was an apparent dissentient, as the man must be
who is half a century ahead of his fellows in humaneness, and
saddened by the display of slaughtered herds and their
devourers. He had picked out his vegetable and farinaceous
morsels, wherever he could get them uncontaminated; enough for
sustenance; and the utmost he could show was, that he did not
complain. When mounted and ridden by the satirist, in wrath at
him for systematically feasting the pride of the martyr on the
maceration of his animal part, he put on his martyr's pride,
which assumed a perfect contentment in the critical
depreciation of opposing systems: he was drawn to state, as he
had often done, that he considered our animal part shamefully
and dangerously overnourished, and that much of the immorality
of the world was due to the present excessive indulgence in
meats. "Not in drink?" Miss Graves inquired. "No," he said
boldly; "not equally; meats are more insidious. I say nothing
of taking life--of fattening for that express purpose: diseases
of animals: bad blood made: cruelty superinduced:--it will be
seen to be, it will be looked back on, as a form of, a second
stage of, cannibalism. Let that pass. I say, that for excess in
drinking, the penalty is paid instantly, or at least on the
morrow."
"Paid by the drunkard's wife, you should say."
"Whereas intemperance in eating, corrupts constitutionally,
more spiritually vitiates, we think: on the whole, gluttony is
the least-generous of the vices."
Colney lured Mr. Pempton through a quagmire of the vices to
declare, that it brutalized; and stammeringly to adopt the
suggestion, that our breeding of English ladies--those lights of
the civilized world--can hardly go with a feeding upon flesh of
beasts. Priscilla regretted that champagne should have to be
pleaded in excuse of impertinences to her sex. They were both
combative, nibbed for epigram, edged to inflict wounds; and
they were set to shudder openly at one another's practices;
they might have exposed to Colney which of the two maniacal
sections of his English had the vaster conceit of superiority in
purity; they were baring themselves, as it were with a garment
flung-off at each retort. He reproached them for undermining
their countrymen; whose Falstaff panics demanded blood of
animals to restore them; and their periods of bragging, that
they should brandify their wits, to imagine themselves Vikings.
Nataly interposed. She was vexed with him. He let his eyelids
drop: but the occasion for showing the prickliness of the
bristly social English, could not be resisted. Dr. Peter Yatt was
tricked to confess, that small annoyances were, in his
experience, powerful on the human frame; and Dr. John Cormyn
was very neatly brought round to assure him he was mistaken if
he supposed the hom*opathic doctor who smoked was exercising
a destructive influence on the efficacy of the infinitesimal
doses he prescribed; Dr. Yatt chuckled a laugh at globules; Dr.
Cormyn at patients treated as horses; while Mr. Catkin was
brought to praise the smoke of tobacco as our sanctuary from
the sex; and Mr. Peridon quietly denied, that the taking of it
into his nostrils from the puffs of his friend caused him sad
silences. Nesta flew to protect the admirer of her beloved
Louise. Her subsiding young excitement of the day set her
doating on that moony melancholy in Mr. Peridon. No one could
understand the grounds for Colney's more than usual
waspishness. He trotted out the fulgent and tonal Church of the
Rev. Septimus; the skeleton of worship, so truly showing the
spirit, in that of Dudley Sowerby's family; maliciously
admiring both; and he had a spar with Fenellan, ending in a
snarl and a shout. Victor said to him: "Yes, here, as much as
you like, old Colney, but I tell you, you've staggered that poor
woman Lady Blachington to-day, and her husband too; and I don't
know how many besides. What the pleasure of it can be, I can't
guess."
"Nor I," said Fenellan, "but I'll own I feel envious; like the
girl among a family of boys I knew, who were all of them
starved in their infancy by a miserly father, that gave them
barely a bit of Graves to eat and not a drop of Pempton to
drink; and on the afternoon of his funeral, I found them in the
drawing-room, four lank fellows, heels up, walking on their
hands, from long practice; and the girl informed me, that her
brothers were able so to send the little blood they had in
their bodies to their brains, and always felt quite cheerful for
it, happy, and empowered to deal with the problems of the
universe; as they couldn't on their legs; but she, poor thing,
was forbidden to do the same! And I'm like her. I care for
decorum too much to get the brain to act on Colney's
behaviour; but I see it enraptures him and may be
comprehensible to the topsy-turvey."
Victor rubbed hands. It was he who filled Colney's bag of
satiric spite. In addition to the downright lunacy of the
courting of country society, by means of the cajolements
witnessed this day, a suspicion that Victor was wearing a false
face over the signification of Jarniman's visit and meant to
deceive the trustful and too-devoted loving woman he seemed
bound to wreck, irritated the best of his nature. He had a
resolve to pass an hour with the couple, and speak and insist on
hearing plain words before the night had ended. But Fenellan
took it out of him. Victor's show of a perfect contentment
emulating Pempton's, incited Colney to some of his cunning
rapier-thrusts with his dancing adversary; and the heat which is
planted in us for the composition of those cool epigrams will
not allow plain words to follow. Or, handing him over to the
police of the Philistines, you may put it, that a habit of
assorting spices will render an earnest simplicity distasteful.
He was invited by Nataly to come home with them; her wish for
his presence, besides personal, was moved by an intuition, that
his counsel might specially benefit them. He shrugged; he said
he had work at his chambers.
"Work!" Victor ejaculated: he never could reach to a right
comprehension of labour, in regard to the very unremunerative
occupation of literature. Colney he did not want, and he let him
go, as Nataly noticed, without a sign of the reluctance he
showed when the others, including Fenellan, excused themselves.
"So! we're alone?" he said, when the door of the hall had
closed on them. He kept Nesta talking of the success of the day
until she, observing her mother's look, simulated the setting-
in of a frenzied yawn. She was kissed, and she tripped to her
bed.
"Now we are alone," Nataly said.
"Well, dear, and the day was, you must own . . ." he sought to
trifle with her heavy voice; but she recalled him: "Victor!" and
the naked anguish in her cry of his name was like a foreign
world threatening the one he filled.
"Ah, yes; that man, that Jarniman. You saw him, I remember.
You recollected him?--stouter than he was. In her service ever
since. Well, a little drop of bitter, perhaps: no harm, tonic."
"Victor, is she very ill?"
"My love, don't feel at your side: she is ill, ill, not the
extreme case: not yet: old and ill. I told Skepsey to give the
man refreshment: he had to do his errand."
"What? why did he come?"
"Curious; he made acquaintance with Skepsey, and appears to
have outwitted poor Skepsey, as far as I see it. But if that
woman thinks of intimidating me now!----" His eyes brightened;
he had sprung from evasions. "Living in flagrant sin, she says:
you and I! She will not have it; warns me. Heard this day at
noon of company at Lakelands. Jarniman off at once. Are to live
in obscurity;--you and I! if together! Dictates from her death-
bed--I suppose her death-bed."
"Dearest," Nataly pressed hand on her left breast, "may we
not think that she may be right?"
"An outrageous tyranny of a decrepit woman naming herself
wife when she is only a limpet of vitality, with drugs for
blood, hanging-on to blast the healthy and vigorous! I
remember old Colney's once, in old days, calling that kind of
marriage a sarcophagus. It was to me. There I lay--see myself
lying! wasting! Think what you can good of her, by all means.
From her bed! despatches that Jarniman to me from her
bedside, with the word, that she cannot in her conscience allow
--what imposition was it I practised? . . . flagrant sin?--it
would have been an infinitely viler. . . . She is the cause of
suffering enough: I bear no more from her; I've come to the
limit. She has heard of Lakelands: she has taken one of her
hatreds to the place. She might have written, might have sent
me a gentleman, privately. No: it must be done in dramatic
style--for effect: her confidential--lawyer?--doctor?--butler!
Perhaps to frighten me:--the boy she knew, and--poor soul! I
don't mean to abuse her: but such conduct as this is downright
brutal. I laugh at it, I snap my fingers. I can afford to despise
it. Only I do say it deserves to be called abominable."
"Victor, has she used a threat?"
"Am I brought to listen to any of her threats!--Funny thing,
I'm certain that woman never can think of me except as the boy
she knew. I saw her first when she was first a widow. She would
keep talking to me of the seductions of the metropolis--kept
informing me I was a young man . . . shaking her head. I've told
you. She--well, I know we are mixtures, women as well as men. I
can, I hope, grant the same--I believe I can--allowances to
women as to men; we are poor creatures, all of us--in one
sense: though I won't give Colney his footing; there's a better
way of reading us. I hold fast to Nature. No violation of Nature,
my good Colney! We can live the lives of noble creatures; and I
say that happiness was meant for us:--just as, when you sit
down to your dinner, you must do it cheerfully, and you make
good blood: otherwise all's wrong. There's the right answer to
Colney! But when a woman like that . . . and marries a boy:
well, twenty-one--not quite that: and an innocent, a positive
innocent--it may seem incredible, after a term of school-life:
it was a fact: I can hardly understand it myself when I look
back. Marries him! And then sets to work to persecute him,
because he has blood in his veins, because he worships beauty;
because he seeks a real marriage, a real mate. And, I say it!
--let the world take its own view, the world is wrong!--because
he preferred a virtuous life to the kind of life she would, she
must--why, necessarily!--have driven him to, with a mummy's
grain of nature in his body. And I am made of flesh, I admit
it."
"Victor, dearest, her threat concerns only your living at
Lakelands."
"Pray, don't speak excitedly, my love," he replied to the
woman whose tones had been subdued to scarce more than waver.
"You see how I meet it: water off a duck's back or Indian solar
beams on the skin of a Hindoo! I despise it--hardly worth
contempt;--But, come: our day was a good one. Fenellan worked
well. Old Colney was Colney Durance, of course. He did no real
mischief."
"And you will not determine to enter Lakelands--not yet,
dear?" said Nataly.
"My own girl, leave it all to me."
"But, Victor, I must, must know."
"See the case. You have lots of courage. We can't withdraw.
Her intention is mischief. I believe the woman keeps herself
alive for it: we've given her another lease!--though it can only
be for a very short time; Themison is precise; Carling too. If
we hold back--I have great faith in Themison--the woman's
breath on us is confirmed. We go down, then; complete the
furnishing, quite leisurely; accept--listen--accept one or two
invitations: impossible to refuse!--but they are accepted!--and
we defy her:--a crazy old creature; imagines herself the wife of
the ex-Premier, widow of Prince Le Boo, engaged to the Chinese
Ambassador, et cætera. Leave the tussle with that woman to me.
No, we don't repeat the error of Craye Farm and Creckholt. And
here we have stout friends. Not to speak of Beaves Urmsing: a
picture of Old Christmas England! You took to him?--must have
taken to Beaves Urmsing! The Marigolds! And Sir Rodwell and
Lady Blachington are altogether above the mark of Sir Humphrey
and Lady Pottil, and those half and half Mountneys. There's a
warm centre of home in Lakelands. But I know my Nataly: she is
thinking of our girl. Here is the plan: We stand our ground: my
dear soul won't forsake me: only there's the thought of Fredi,
in the event . . . improbable enough. I lift Fredi out of the
atmosphere awhile; she goes to my cousins the Duvidney ladies."
Nataly was hit by a shot. "Can you imagine it, Victor?"
"Regard it as done."
"They will surely decline!"
"Their feeling for General Radnor is a worship."
"All the more . . . ?"
"The son inherits it. He goes to them personally. Have you
ever known me personally fail? Fredi stays at Moorsedge for a
month or two. Dorothea and Virginia Duvidney will give her a
taste of a new society; good for the girl. All these little
shiftings can be turned to good. Meantime, I say, we stand our
ground: but you are not to be worried; for though we have gone
too far to recede, we need not and we will not make the entry
into Lakelands until--you know: that is, auspiciously, to suit
you in every way. Thus I provide to meet contingencies. What
one may really fancy is, that the woman did but threaten.
There's her point of view to be considered: silly, crazy; but
one sees it. We are not sure that she struck a blow at Craye or
Creckholt. I wonder she never wrote. She was frightened, when
she came to manage her property, of signing her name to
anything. Absurd, that sending of Jarniman! However, it's her
move; we make a corresponding disposition of our chessmen."
"And I am to lose my Nesta for a month?" Nataly said, after
catching here and there at the fitful gleams of truce or
comfort dropped from his words. And simultaneously, the
reproach of her mind to her nature for again and so constantly
yielding to the domination of his initiative--unable to find the
words, even the ideas, to withstand him,--brought big tears.
Angry at herself both for the internal feebleness and the
exhibition of it, she blinked and begged excuse. There might be
nothing that should call her to resist him. She could not do
much worse than she had done to-day. The reflection, that to-
day she had been actually sustained by the expectation of a
death to come, diminished her estimate of to-morrow's burden
on her endurance, in making her seem a less criminal woman,
who would have no such expectation:--which was virtually a stab
at a fellow creature's future. Her head was acute to work in the
direction of the casuistries and the sensational webs and films.
Facing Victor, it was a block.
But the thought came: how could she meet those people about
Lakelands, without support of the recent guilty whispers! She
said coldly, her heart shaking her: "You think there has been a
recovery?"
"Invalids are up and down. They are--well, no; I should think
she dreads the . . ." he kept "surgeon" out of hearing. "Or else
she means this for the final stroke: `though I'm lying here, I
can still make him feel.' That, or--poor woman--she has her
notions of right and wrong."
"Could we not now travel for a few weeks, Victor?"
"Certainly, dear; we will, after we have kept our engagements
to dine--I accepted--with the Blathenoys, the Blachingtons,
Beaves Urmsing."
Nataly's vision of the peaceful lost little dairy cottage
swelled to brilliance, like the large tear at the fall; darkening
under her present effort to comprehend the necessity it was for
him to mix and be foremost with the world. Unable to grasp it
perfectly in mind, her compassionate love embraced it: she
blamed herself, for being the obstruction to him.
"Very well," she said on a sigh. "Then we shall not have to
let our girl go from us?"
"Just a few weeks. In the middle of dinner, I scribbled a
telegram to the Duvidneys, for Skepsey to take."
"Speaking of Nesta?"
"Of my coming to-morrow. They won't stop me. I dine with
them, sleep at the Wells; hotel for a night. We are to be
separated for a night."
She laid her hand in his and gave him a passing view of her
face: "For two, dear. I am . . . that man's visit--rather shaken:
I shall have a better chance of sleeping if I know I am not
disturbing you."
She was firm; and they kissed and parted. Each had an
unphrased speculation upon the power of Mrs. Burman to put
division between them.
THE maiden ladies Dorothea and Virginia Duvidney were thin-
sweet old-fashioned grey gentlewomen, demurely conscious of
their excellence and awake to the temptation in the
consciousness, who imposed a certain reflex primness on the
lips of the world when addressing them or when alluding to
them. For their appearance was picturesque of the ancestral
time, and their ideas and scrupulousness of delivery suggested
the belated in ripeness; orchard apples under a snow-storm; or
any image that will ceremoniously convey the mind's profound
appreciation together with the tooth's panic dread of tartness.
They were by no means tart; only, as you know, the tooth is
apprehensively nervous; an uninviting sign will set it on edge.
Even the pen which would sketch them has a spell on it and
must don its coat of office, walk the liveried footman behind
them.
Their wealth, their deeds of charity, their modesty, their
built grey locks, their high repute; a "Chippendale elegance" in
a quaintly formal correctness, that they had, as Colney Durance
called it; gave them some queenliness, and allowed them to
claim the ear as an oracle and banish rebellious argument.
Intuitive knowledge, assisted by the Rev. Stuart Rem and the
Rev. Abram Posterley, enabled them to pronounce upon men and
things; not without effect; their country owned it; the
foreigner beheld it. Nor were they corrupted by the servility of
the surrounding ear. They were good women, striving to be
humbly good. They might, for all the little errors they nightly
unrolled to their perceptions, have stood before the world for
a study in the white of our humanity. And this may be but a
washed wall, it is true: revolutionary sceptics are measuring
the depths of it. But the hue refreshes, the world admires; and
we know it an object of aim to the bettermost of the wealthy.
If, happily, complacent circumstances have lifted us to the
clean paved platform out of grip of puddled clay and
bespattering wheeltracks, we get our chance of coming to it.
Possessing, for example, nine thousand pounds per annum in
Consols, and not expending the whole of it upon our luxuries,
we are, without further privation, near to kindling the world's
enthusiasm for whiteness. Yet there, too, we find, that
character has its problems to solve; there are shades in salt.
We must be charitable, but we should be just; we give to the
poor of the land, but we are eminently the friends of our
servants; duty to mankind diverts us not from the love we bear
to our dog; and with a pathetic sorrow for sin, we discard it
from sight and hearing. We hate dirt. Having said so much,
having shown it, by sealing the mouth of Mr. Stuart Rem and
iceing the veins of Mr. Abram Posterley, in relation to a
dreadful public case and a melancholy private, we have a pleased
sense of entry into the world's ideal.
At the same time, we protest our unworthiness. Acknowledging
that they were not purely spotless, these ladies genuinely took
the tiny fly-spot for a spur to purification; and they viewed it
as a patch to raise in relief their goodness. They gazed on it,
saw themselves in it, and veiled it: warned of the cunning of an
oft-defeated Tempter.
To do good and sleep well, was their sowing and their
reaping. Uneasy consciences could not have slept. The sleeping
served for proof of an accurate reckoning and an expunging of
the day's debits. They differed in opinion now and then, as we
see companion waves of the river, blown by a gust, roll a
shadow between them; and almost equally transient were their
differences with a world that they condemned when they could
not feel they (as an embodiment of their principles) were
leading it. The English world at times betrayed a restiveness in
the walled pathway of virtue; for, alas, it closely neighbours
the French; only a Channel, often dangerously smooth, to
divide: but it is not perverted for long; and the English Funds
are always constant and a tower. Would they be suffered to be
so, if libertinism were in the ascendant?
Colney Durance was acquainted with the Duvidney ladies.
Hearing of the journey to them and the purport of it, he said,
with the mask upon glee: "Then Victor has met his match!"
Nataly had sent for him to dine with her in Victor's absence:
she was far from grieved, as to the result, by his assurance to
her, that Victor had not a chance. Colney thought so. "Just like
him! to be off gaily to try and overcome or come over the
greatest power in England." They were England herself; the
squat old woman she has become by reason of her overlapping
numbers of the comfortable fund-holder annuitants: a vast body
of passives and negatives, living by precept, according to rules
of precedent, and supposing themselves to be righteously guided
because of their continuing undisturbed. Them he branded, as
hypocritical materialists, and the country for pride in her
sweetmeat plethora of them:--mixed with an ancient Hebrew
fear of offence to an inscrutable Lord, eccentrically appeasable
through the dreary iteration of the litany of sinfulness. He was
near a truth; and he had the heat of it on him.
Satirists in their fervours might be near it to grasp it, if
they could be moved to moral distinctness, mental intention,
with a preference of strong plain speech over the crack of their
whips. Colney could not or would not praise our modern
adventurous, experimental, heroic, tramping active, as opposed
to yonder pursy passives and negatives; he had occasions for
flicking the fellow sharply: and to speak of the Lord as our
friend present with us, palpable to Reason, perceptible to
natural piety solely through the reason, which justifies
punishment; that would have stopped his mouth upon the theme
of God-forsaken creatures. Our satirist is an executioner by
profession, a moralist in excuse, or at the tail of it; though
he thinks the position reversed, when he moralizes angrily to
have his angry use of the scourge condoned. Nevertheless, he
fills a serviceable place; and certainly he is not happy in his
business. Colney suffered as heavily as he struck. If he had been
no more than a mime in the motley of satire, he would have
sucked compensation from the acid of his phrases, for the
failure to prick and goad, and work amendment.
He dramatized to Nataly some of the scene going on at the
Wells: Victor's petition; his fugue in urgency of it; the brief
reply of Miss Dorothea and her muted echo Miss Virginia. He was
rather their apologist for refusing. But, as when, after himself
listening to their `views,' he had deferentially withdrawn from
the ladies of Moorsedge, and had then beheld their strangely-
hatted lieutenants and the regiments of the toneless
respectable on the pantiles and the mounts, the curse upon the
satirist impelled him to generalize. The quiet good ladies were
multiplied: they were "the thousands of their sisters,
petticoated or long-coated or buck-skinned; comfortable
annuitants under clerical shepherding, close upon outnumbering
the labourers they paralyze at home and stultify abroad."
Colney thumped away. The country's annuitants had for type "the
figure with the helmet of the Owl-Goddess and the trident of
the Earth-shaker, seated on a wheel, at the back of penny-
pieces; in whom you see neither the beauty of nakedness nor the
charm of drapery; not the helmet's dignity or the trident's
power; but she has patently that which stops the wheel; and
posing for representative of an imperial nation, she helps to
pass a penny." So he passed his epigram, heedless of the
understanding or attention of his hearer; who temporarily
misjudged him for a man impelled by the vanity of literary
point and finish, when indeed it was hot satiric spite, justified
of its aim, which crushed a class to extract a drop of scathing
acid, in the interests of the country, mankind as well. Nataly
wanted a picture painted, colours and details, that she might
get a vision of the scene at Moorsedge. She did her best to feel
an omen and sound it, in his question "whether the yearly
increasing army of the orderly annuitants and their parasites
does not demonstrate the proud old country as a sheath for
pith rather than of the vital run of sap." Perhaps it was
patriotic to inquire; and doubtless she was the weakest of
women; she could follow no thought; her heart was beating
blindly beside Victor, hoping for the refusal painful to her
through his disappointment.
"You think me foolish," she made answer to one of Colney's
shrugs; "and it has come to that pitch with me, that I cannot
be sensible of a merit except in being one with him--obeying,
is the word. And I have never yet known him fail. That terrible
Lakelands wears a different look to me, when I think of what he
can do; though I would give half my days to escape it."
She harped on the chord of feverish extravagance; the more
hateful to Colney because of his perceiving, that she simulated
a blind devotedness to stupefy her natural pride; and he was
divided between stamping on her for an imbecile and dashing at
Victor for a maniac. But her situation rendered her pitiable.
"You will learn to-morrow what Victor has done," he said, and
thought how the simple words carried the bitterness.
That was uttered within a few minutes of midnight, when the
ladies of Moorsedge themselves, after an exhausting resistance
to their dearest relative, were at the hall-door of the house
with Victor, saying the good-night, to which he responded
hurriedly, cordially, dumbly, a baffled man. They clasped hands.
Miss Dorothea said: "You, Victor, always." Miss Virginia said:
"You will be sure of welcome." He walked out upon the moonless
night; and for lack of any rounded object in the smothering
darkness to look at, he could nowhere take moorings to gather
himself together and define the man who had undergone so
portentous a defeat. He was glad of quarters at an hotel, a
solitary bed, absence from his Nataly.
For their parts, the ladies were not less shattered. They had
no triumph in their victory: the weight of it bore them down.
They closed, locked, shot the bolts and fastened the chain of
the door. They had to be reminded by the shaking of their
darling dog Tasso's curly silky coat, that he had not taken his
evening trot to notify malefactors of his watchfulness and
official wrath at sound of footfall or a fancied one. Without
consultation, they unbolted the door, and Tasso went forth, to
"compose his vesper hymn," as Mr. Posterley once remarked
amusingly. Though not pretending to the Muse's crown so far,
the little dog had qualities to entrance the spinster sex. His
mistresses talked of him; of his readiness to go forth; of the
audible first line of his hymn or sonnet; of his instinct
telling him that something was wrong in the establishment.
For most of the servants at Moorsedge were prostrated by a
fashionable epidemic; a slight attack, the doctor said; but
Montague, the butler, had withdrawn for the nursing of his wife;
Perrin, the footman, was confined to his chamber; Manton, the
favourite maid, had appeared in the morning with a face that
caused her banishment to bed; and the cook, Mrs. Bannister,
then sighingly agreed to send up cold meat for the ladies'
dinner. Hence their melancholy inhospitality to their cousin
Victor, who had, in spite of his errors, the right to claim his
place at their table, was "of the blood," they said. He was
recognized as the living prince of it. His every gesture, every
word, recalled the General. The trying scene with him had
withered them, they did not speak of it; each had to the other
the look of a vessel that has come out of a gale. Would they
sleep? They scarcely dared ask it of themselves. They had done
rightly; silence upon that reflection seemed best. It was the
silence of an inward agitation; still they knew the power of
good consciences to summon sleep.
Tasso was usually timed for five minutes. They were
astonished to discover by the clock, that they had given him
ten. He was very quiet: if so, and for whatever he did, he had
his reason, they said: he was a dog endowed with reason; endowed
--and how they wished that Mr. Stuart Rem would admit it!
--with, their love of the little dog believed (and Mr. Posterley
acquiesced), a soul. Do but think it of dear animals, and any
form of cruelty to them becomes an impossibility, Mr. Stuart
Rem! But he would not be convinced: ungenerously indeed he
named Mr. Posterley a courtier. The ladies could have retorted,
that Mr. Posterley had not a brother who was the celebrated
surgeon Sir Nicholas Rem.
Usually Tasso came running in when the hall-door was opened
to him. Not a sound of him could be heard. The ladies blew his
familiar whistle. He trotted back to a third appeal, and was,
unfortunately for them, not caressed; he received reproaches
from two forefingers directed straight at his reason. He saw it
and felt it. The hug of him was deferred to the tender good-
night to him in his basket at the foot of the ladies' beds.
On entering their spacious bed-chamber, they were so fatigued
that sleep appeared to their minds the compensating logical
deduction. Miss Dorothea suppressed a yawn, and inflicted it
upon Miss Virginia, who returned it, with an apology, and
immediately had her sister's hand on her shoulder, for an
attempted control of one of the irresistibles; a spectacle
imparting bitter shudders and shots to the sympathetic
jawbones of an observer. Hand at mouth, for not in privacy
would they have been guilty of exposing a grimace, they
signified, under an interim smile, their maidenly submission to
the ridiculous force of nature: after which, Miss Virginia
retired to the dressing-room, absorbed in woeful recollection
of the resolute No they had been compelled to reiterate, in
response to the most eloquent and, saving for a single instance,
admirable man, their cousin, the representative of `the blood,'
supplicating them. A recreant thankfulness coiled within her
bosom at the thought, that Dorothea, true to her office of
speaker, had tasked herself with the cruel utterance and
repetition of the word. Victor's wonderful eyes, his voice, yet
more than his urgent pleas; and also, in the midst of his fiery
flood of speech, his gentleness, his patience, pathos, and a
man's tone through it all; were present to her.
Disrobed, she knocked at the door.
"I have called to you twice," Dorothea said; and she looked a
motive for the call.
"What is it?" said Virginia, with faltering sweetness, with a
terrible divination.
The movement of a sigh was made. "Are you aware of anything,
dear?"
Virginia was taken with the contrary movement of a sniff.
But the fear informing it prevented it from being venturesome.
Doubt of the pure atmosphere of their bedchamber, appeared to
her as too heretic even for the positive essay. In affirming,
that she was not aware of anything, her sight fell on Tasso. His
eyeballs were those of a little dog that has been awfully
questioned.
"It is more than a suspicion," said Dorothea; and plainly
now, while open to the seductions of any pleasing infidel
testimony, her nose in repugnance convicted him absolutely.
Virginia's nose was lowered a few inches; it inhaled and
stopped midway. "You must be mistaken, dear. He never . . ."
"But are you insensible to the . . ." Dorothea's eyelids
fainted.
Virginia dismissed the forlornest of efforts at incredulity.
A whiff of Tasso had smitten her. "Ah!" she exclaimed and fell
away. "Is it Tasso! How was it you noticed nothing before
undressing, dear?"
"Thinking of what we have gone through to-night! I forgot
him. At last the very strange. . . . The like of it I have not
ever! . . . And upon that thick coat! And, dear, it is late. We
are in the morning hours."
"But, my dear--Oh, dear, what is to be done with him?"
That was the crucial point for discussion. They had no
servant to give them aid; Manton, they could not dream of
disturbing. And Tasso's character was in the estimate; he hated
washing; it balefully depraved his temper; and not only,
creature of habit that he was, would he decline to lie down
anywhere save in their bedroom, he would lament, plead, insist
unremittingly, if excluded; terrifying every poor invalid of the
house. Then again, were they at this late hour to dress
themselves, and take him downstairs, and light a fire in the
kitchen, and boil sufficient water to give him a bath and
scrubbing? Cold water would be death to him. Besides, he would
ring out his alarum for the house to hear, pour out all his
poetry, poor dear, as Mr. Posterley called it, at a touch of cold
water. The catastrophe was one to weep over, the dilemma a
trial of the strongest intelligences.
In addition to reviews of their solitary alternative--the
having of a befouled degraded little dog in their chamber
through the night, they were subjected to a conflict of
emotions when eyeing him: and there came to them the painful,
perhaps irreverent, perhaps uncharitable, thought:--that the
sinner who has rolled in the abominable, must cleanse him and
do things to polish him and perfume before again being
embraced even by the mind: if indeed we can ever have our old
sentiment for him again! Mr. Stuart Rem might decide it for
them. Nay, before even the heart embraces him, he must
completely purify himself. That is to say, the ordinary human
sinner--save when a relative. Contemplating Tasso, the hearts
of the ladies gushed out in pity of an innocent little dog,
knowing not evil, dependent on his friends for help to be
purified;--necessarily kept at a distance: the very look of him
prescribed extreme separation, as far as practicable. But they
had proof of a love almost greater than it was previous to the
offence, in the tender precautions they took to elude repulsion.
He was rolling on the rug, communicating contagion. Flasks
of treble-distilled lavender water, and their favourite,
traditional in the family, eau d'Arquebusade, were on the
toilet-table. They sprinkled his basket, liberally sprinkled the
rug and the little dog. Perfume-pastilles were in one of the
sitting-rooms below; and Virginia would have gone down softly
to fetch a box, but Dorothea restrained her, in pity for the
servants, with the remark: "It would give us a nightmare of a
Roman Catholic Cathedral!" A bit of the window was lifted by
Dorothea, cautiously, that prowling outsiders might not be
attracted. Tasso was wooed to his basket. He seemed inquisitive;
the antidote of his naughtiness excited him; his tail circled
after his muzzle several times; then he lay. A silken scarf
steeped in eau d'Arquebusade was flung across him.
Their customary devout observances concluded, lights were
extinguished, and the ladies kissed, and entered their beds.
Their beds were not homely to them. Dorothea thought that
Virginia was long in settling herself. Virginia did not like the
sound of Dorothea's double sigh. Both listened anxiously for
the doings of Tasso. He rested.
He was uneasy; he was rounding his basket once more; unaware
of the exaggeration of his iniquitous conduct, poor innocent, he
shook that dreadful coat of his! He had displaced the
prophylactic cover of the scarf.
He drove them in a despair to speculate on the contention
between the perfume and the stench in junction, with such a
doubt of the victory of which of the two, as drags us to fear
our worst. It steals into our nostrils, possesses them. As the
History of Mankind has informed us, we were led up to our
civilization by the nose. But Philosophy warns us on that
eminence, to beware of trusting exclusively to our conductor,
lest the mind of us at least be plunged back into barbarism.
The ladies