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Rob Roy
Walter Scott
For why? Because the good old rule
Sufficeth them; the simple plan,
That they should take who have the power,
And they should keep who can.
Rob Roy's Grave---Wordsworth
When the Editor of the following volumes published, about two
years since, the work called the ``Antiquary,'' he announced that he
was, for the last time, intruding upon the public in his present
capacity. He might shelter himself under the plea that every
anonymous writer is, like the celebrated Junius, only a phantom,
and that therefore, although an apparition, of a more benign, as well
as much meaner description, he cannot be bound to plead to a charge
of inconsistency. A better apology may be found in the imitating
the confession of honest Benedict, that, when he said he would die a
bachelor, he did not think he should live to be married. The best of
all would be, if, as has eminently happened in the case of some distinguished
contemporaries, the merit of the work should, in the
reader's estimation, form an excuse for the Author's breach of promise.
Without presuming to hope that this may prove the case, it is only
further necessary to mention, that his resolution, like that of Benedict,
fell a sacrifice, to temptation at least, if not to stratagem.
It is now about six months since the Author, through the medium
of his respectable Publishers, received a parcel of Papers, containing
the Outlines of this narrative, with a permission, or rather with a
request, couched in highly flattering terms, that they might be given
to the Public, with such alterations as should be found suitable.*
* As it maybe necessary, in the present Edition(1829), to speak upon the square,
* the Author thinks it proper to own, that the communication alluded to is entirely
* imaginary.
These were of course so numerous, that, besides the suppression of
names, and of incidents approaching too much to reality, the work
may in a great measure be, said to be new written. Several anachronisms
have probably crept in during the course of these changes;
and the mottoes for the Chapters have been selected without any
reference to the supposed date of the incidents. For these, of course,
the Editor is responsible. Some others occurred in the original
materials, but they are of little consequence. In point of minute
accuracy, it may be stated, that the bridge over the Forth, or rather
the Avondhu (or Black River), near the hamlet of Aberfoil, had not
an existence thirty years ago. It does not, however, become the
Editor to be the first to point out these errors; and he takes this
public opportunity to thank the unknown and nameless correspondent,
to whom the reader will owe the principal share of any amusement
which he may derive from the following pages.
When the author projected this further encroachment on the patience
of an indulgent public, he was at some loss for a title; a good name
being very nearly of as much consequence in literature as in life.
The title of Rob Roy was suggested by the late Mr. Constable, whose
sagacity and experience foresaw the germ of popularity which it
included.
No introduction can be more appropriate to the work than some
account of the singular character whose name is given to the title-page,
and who, through good report and bad report, has maintained
a wonderful degree of importance in popular recollection. This
cannot be ascribed to the distinction of his birth, which, though that
of a gentleman, had in it nothing of high destination, and gave him
little right to command in his clan. Neither, though he lived a
busy, restless, and enterprising life, were his feats equal to those of
other freebooters, who have been less distinguished. He owed his
fame in a great measure to his residing on the very verge of the
Highlands, and playing such pranks in the beginning of the 18th
century, as are usually ascribed to Robin Hood in the middle ages,---
and that within forty miles of Glasgow, a great commercial city, the
seat of a learned university. Thus a character like his, blending the
wild virtues, the subtle policy, and unrestrained license of an
American Indian, was flourishing in Scotland during the Augustan
age of Queen Anne and George I. Addison, it is probable, or Pope,
would have been considerably surprised if they had known that there,
existed in the same island with them a personage of Rob Roy's
peculiar habits and profession. It is this strong contrast betwixt
the civilised and cultivated mode of life on the one side of the Highland
line, and the wild and lawless adventures which were habitually
undertaken and achieved by one who dwelt on the opposite side of that
ideal boundary, which creates the interest attached to his name.
Hence it is that even yet,
Far and near, through vale and hill,
Are faces that attest the same,
And kindle like a fire new stirr'd,
At sound of Rob Roy's name.
There were several advantages which Rob Roy enjoyed for sustaining
to advantage the character which he assumed.
The most prominent of these was his descent from, and connection
with, the clan MacGregor, so famous for their misfortunes, and the
indomitable spirit with which they maintained themselves as a clan,
linked and banded together in spite of the most severe laws, executed
with unheard-of rigour against those who bore this forbidden surname.
Their history was that of several others of the original Highland
clans, who were suppressed by more powerful neighbours, and either
extirpated, or forced to secure themselves by renouncing their own
family appellation, and assuming that of the conquerors. The
peculiarity in the story of the MacGregors, is their retaining, with
such tenacity, their separate existence and union as a clan under
circumstances of the utmost urgency. The history of the tribe is
briefly as follows------But we must premise that the tale depends in
some degree on tradition; therefore, excepting when written documents
are, quoted, it must be considered as in some degree dubious.
The sept of MacGregor claimed a descent from Gregor, or
Gregorius, third son, it is said, of Alpin King of Scots, who
flourished about 787. Hence their original patronymic is MacAlpine,
and they are usually termed the Clan Alpine. An individual
tribe of them retains the same name. They are accounted one
of the most ancient clans in the Highlands, and it is certain they
were a people of original Celtic descent, and occupied at one period
very extensive possessions in Perthshire and Argyleshire, which they
imprudently continued to hold by the coir a glaive, that is, the right
of the sword. Their neighbours, the Earls of Argyle and Breadalbane,
in the meanwhile, managed to leave the lands occupied by the
MacGregors engrossed in those charters which they easily obtained
from the Crown; and thus constituted a legal right in their own
favour, without much regard to its justice. As opportunity occurred
of annoying or extirpating their neighbours, they gradually extended
their own domains, by usurping, under the pretext of such royal
grants, those of their more uncivilised neighbours. A Sir Duncan
Campbell of Lochow, known in the Highlands by the name of
Donacha Dhu nan Churraichd, that is, Black Duncan with the
Cowl, it being his pleasure to wear such a head-gear, is said to have
been peculiarly successful in those acts of spoliation upon the clan
MacGregor.
The devoted sept, ever finding themselves iniquitously driven from
their possessions, defended themselves by force, and occasionally gained
advantages, which they used cruelly enough. This conduct, though
natural, considering the country and time, was studiously represented
at the capital as arising from an untameable and innate ferocity,
which nothing, it was said, could remedy, save cutting off the tribe
of MacGregor root and branch.
In an act of Privy Council at Stirling, 22d September 1563, in
the reign of Queen Mary, commission is granted to the most powerful
nobles, and chiefs of the clans, to pursue the clan Gregor with fire and
sword. A similar warrant in 1563, not only grants the like powers
to Sir John Campbell of Glenorchy, the descendant of Duncan with
the Cowl, but discharges the lieges to receive or assist any of the clan
Gregor, or afford them, under any colour whatever, meat, drink, or
clothes.
An atrocity which the clan Gregor committed in 1589, by the
murder of John Drummond of Drummond-ernoch, a forester of the
royal forest of Glenartney, is elsewhere given, with all its horrid circumstances.
The clan swore upon the severed head of the murdered
man, that they would make common cause in avowing the deed.
This led to an act of the Privy Council, directing another crusade
against the ``wicked clan Gregor, so long continuing in blood,
slaughter, theft, and robbery,'' in which letters of fire and sword are
denounced against them for the space of three years. The reader
will find this particular fact illustrated in the Introduction to the
Legend of Montrose in the present edition of these Novels.
Other occasions frequently occurred, in which the MacGregors
testified contempt for the laws, from which they had often experienced
severity, but never protection. Though they were gradually deprived
of their possessions, and of all ordinary means of procuring subsistence,
they could not, nevertheless, be supposed likely to starve for
famine, while they had the means of taking from strangers what they
considered as rightfully their own. Hence they became versed in
predatory forays, and accustomed to bloodshed. Their passions were
eager, and, with a little management on the part of some of their
most powerful neighbours, they could easily be hounded out, to use
an expressive Scottish phrase, to commit violence, of which the wily
instigators took the advantage, and left the ignorant MacGregors an
undivided portion of blame and punishment. This policy of pushing
on the fierce clans of the Highlands and Borders to break the peace of
the country, is accounted by the historian one of the most dangerous
practices of his own period, in which the MacGregors were considered
as ready agents.
Notwithstanding these severe denunciations,---which were acted
upon in the same spirit in which they were conceived, some of the
clan still possessed property, and the chief of the name in 1592 is
designed Allaster MacGregor of Glenstrae. He is said to have been
a brave and active man; but, from the tenor of his confession at his
death, appears to have been engaged in many and desperate feuds,
one of which finally proved fatal to himself and many of his followers.
This was the celebrated conflict at Glenfruin, near the southwestern
extremity of Loch Lomond, in the vicinity of which the MacGregors
continued to exercise much authority by the coir a glaive, or right of
the strongest, which we have already mentioned.
There had been a long and bloody feud betwixt the MacGregors
and the Laird of Luss, head of the family of Colquhoun, a powerful
race on the lower part of Loch Lomond. The MacGregors' tradition
affirms that the quarrel began on a very trifling subject. Two of the
MacGregors being benighted, asked shelter in a house belonging to a
dependant of the Colquhouns, and were refused. They then retreated
to an out-house, took a wedder from the fold, killed it, and supped
off the carcass, for which (it is said) they offered payment to the
proprietor. The Laird of Luss seized on the offenders, and, by the
summary process which feudal barons had at their command, had
them both condemned and executed. The MacGregors verify this
account of the feud by appealing to a proverb current amongst them,
execrating the hour (Mult dhu an Carbail ghil) that the black wedder.
with the white tail was ever lambed. To avenge this quarrel, the
Laird of MacGregor assembled his clan, to the number of three or
four hundred men, and marched towards Luss from the banks of
Loch Long, by a pass called Raid na Gael, or the Highlandman's
Pass.
Sir Humphrey Colquhoun received early notice of this incursion,
and collected a strong force, more than twice the number of that of
the invaders. He had with him the gentlemen of the name of
Buchanan, with the Grahams, and other gentry of the Lennox, and
a party of the citizens of Dumbarton, under command of Tobias
Smollett, a magistrate, or bailie, of that town, and ancestor of the
celebrated author.
The parties met in the valley of Glenfruin, which signifies the
Glen of Sorrow---a name that seemed to anticipate the event of the
day, which, fatal to the conquered party, was at least equally so to
the victors, the ``babe unborn'' of Clan Alpine having reason to
repent it. The MacGregors, somewhat discouraged by the appearance
of a force much superior to their own, were cheered on to the attack
by a Seer, or second-sighted person, who professed that he saw the
shrouds of the dead wrapt around their principal opponents. The
clan charged with great fury on the front of the enemy, while John
MacGregor, with a strong party, made an unexpected attack on the
flank. A great part of the Colquhouns' force consisted in cavalry,
which could not act in the boggy ground. They were said to have
disputed the field manfully, but were at length completely routed, and
a merciless slaughter was exercised on the fugitives, of whom betwixt
two and three hundred fell on the field and in the pursuit. If the
MacGregors lost, as is averred, only two men slain in the action, they
had slight provocation for an indiscriminate massacre. It is said
that their fury extended itself to a party of students for clerical orders,
who had imprudently come to see the battle. Some doubt is thrown
on this fact, from the indictment against the chief of the clan Gregor
being silent on the subject, as is the historian Johnston, and a Professor
Ross, who wrote an account of the battle twenty-nine years after
it was fought. It is, however, constantly averred by the tradition of
the country, and a stone where the deed was done is called Leck-a-Mhinisteir,
the Minister or Clerk's Flagstone. The MacGregors, by
a tradition which is now found to be inaccurate, impute this cruel
action to the ferocity of a single man of their tribe, renowned for size
and strength, called Dugald, Ciar Mhor, or the great Mouse-coloured
Man. He was MacGregor's foster-brother, and the chief committed
the youths to his charge, with directions to keep them safely till the
affray was over. Whether fearful of their escape, or incensed by
some sarcasms which they threw on his tribe, or whether out of mere
thirst of blood, this savage, while the other MacGregors were engaged
in the pursuit, poniarded his helpless and defenceless prisoners.
When the chieftain, on his return, demanded where the youths were,
the Ciar (pronounced Kiar) Mhor drew out his bloody dirk, saying
in Gaelic, ``Ask that, and God save me!'' The latter words allude.
to the exclamation which his victims used when he was murdering
them. It would seem, therefore, that this horrible part of the story
is founded on fact, though the number of the youths so slain is
probably exaggerated in the Lowland accounts. The common people
say that the blood of the Ciar Mhor's victims can never be washed off
the stone. When MacGregor learnt their fate, he expressed the
utmost horror at the deed, and upbraided his foster-brother with having
done that which would occasion the destruction of him and his clan.
This supposed homicide was the ancestor of Rob Roy, and the tribe
from which he was descended. He lies buried at the church of
Fortingal, where his sepulchre, covered with a large stone,* is still
* Note A. The Grey Stone of MacGregor.
shown, and where his great strength and courage are the theme of
many traditions.*
* Note B. Dugald Ciar Mhor.
MacGregor's brother was one of the very few of the tribe who was
slain. He was buried near the field of battle, and the place is
marked by a rude stone, called the Grey Stone of MacGregor.
Sir Humphrey Colquhoun, being well mounted, escaped for the
time to the castle of Banochar, or Benechra. It proved no sure defence,
however, for he was shortly after murdered in a vault of the
castle,---the family annals say by the MacGregors, though other
accounts charge the deed upon the MacFarlanes.
This battle of Glenfruin, and the severity which the victors
exercised in the pursuit, was reported to King James VI. in a
manner the most unfavourable to the clan Gregor, whose general
character, being that of lawless though brave men, could not much
avail them in such a case. That James might fully understand the
extent of the slaughter, the widows of the slain, to the number of
eleven score, in deep mourning, riding upon white palfreys, and each
bearing her husband's bloody shirt on a spear, appeared at Stirling,
in presence of a monarch peculiarly accessible to such sights of fear
and sorrow, to demand vengeance for the death of their husbands,
upon those by whom they had been made desolate.
The remedy resorted to was at least as severe as the cruelties which
it was designed to punish. By an Act of the Privy Council, dated
3d April 1603, the name of MacGregor was expressly abolished, and
those who had hitherto borne it were commanded to change it for other
surnames, the pain of death being denounced against those who should
call themselves Gregor or MacGregor, the names of their fathers.
Under the same penalty, all who had been at the conflict of Glenfruin,
or accessory to other marauding parties charged in the act, were prohibited
from carrying weapons, except a pointless knife to eat their
victuals. By a subsequent act of Council, 24th June 1613, death
was denounced against any persons of the tribe formerly called MacGregor,
who should presume to assemble in greater numbers than four.
Again, by an Act of Parliament, 1617, chap. 26, these laws were
continued, and extended to the rising generation, in respect that great
numbers of the children of those against whom the acts of Privy
Council had been directed, were stated to be then approaching to
maturity, who, if permitted to resume the name of their parents,
would render the clan as strong as it was before.
The execution of those severe acts was chiefly intrusted in the west
to the Earl of Argyle and the powerful clan of Campbell, and to the
Earl of Athole and his followers in the more eastern Highlands of
Perthshire. The MacGregors failed not to resist with the most determined
courage; and many a valley in the West and North Highlands
retains memory of the severe conflicts, in which the proscribed
clan sometimes obtained transient advantages, and always sold their
lives dearly. At length the pride of Allaster MacGregor, the chief
of the clan, was so much lowered by the sufferings of his people, that
he resolved to surrender himself to the Earl of Argyle, with his
principal followers, on condition that they should be sent out of Scotland.
If the unfortunate chief's own account be true, he had more
reasons than one for expecting some favour from the Earl, who had
in secret advised and encouraged him to many of the desperate actions
for which he was now called to so severe a reckoning. But Argyle,
as old Birrell expresses himself, kept a Highlandman's promise with
them, fulfilling it to the ear, and breaking it to the sense. MacGregor
was sent under a strong guard to the frontier of England,
and being thus, in the literal sense, sent out of Scotland, Argyle was
judged to have kept faith with him, though the same party which
took him there brought him back to Edinburgh in custody.
MacGregor of Glenstrae was tried before the Court of Justiciary,
20th January 1604, and found guilty. He appears to have been
instantly conveyed from the bar to the gallows; for Birrell, of the
same date, reports that he was hanged at the Cross, and, for distinction
sake, was suspended higher by his own height than two of his
kindred and friends.
On the 18th of February following, more men of the MacGregors
were executed, after a long imprisonment, and several others in the
beginning of March.
The Earl of Argyle's service, in conducting to the surrender of the
insolent and wicked race and name of MacGregor, notorious common
malefactors, and in the in-bringing of MacGregor, with a great many
of the leading men of the clan, worthily executed to death for their
offences, is thankfully acknowledged by an Act of Parliament, 1607,
chap. 16, and rewarded with a grant of twenty chalders of victual
out of the lands of Kintire.
The MacGregors, notwithstanding the letters of fire and sword, and
orders for military execution repeatedly directed against them by the
Scottish legislature, who apparently lost all the calmness of conscious
dignity and security, and could not even name the outlawed clan
without vituperation, showed no inclination to be blotted out of the
roll of clanship. They submitted to the law, indeed, so far as to
take the names of the neighbouring families amongst whom they
happened to live, nominally becoming, as the case might render it
most convenient, Drummonds, Campbells, Grahams, Buchanans,
Stewarts, and the like; but to all intents and purposes of combination
and mutual attachment, they remained the clan Gregor, united
together for right or wrong, and menacing with the general vengeance
of their race, all who committed aggressions against any individual
of their number.
They continued to take and give offence with as little hesitation as
before the legislative dispersion which had been attempted, as appears
from the preamble to statute 1633, chapter 30, setting forth, that the
clan Gregor, which had been suppressed and reduced to quietness by
the great care of the late King James of eternal memory, had nevertheless
broken out again, in the counties of Perth, Stirling, Clackmannan,
Monteith, Lennox, Angus, and Mearns; for which reason
the statute re-establishes the disabilities attached to the clan, and,
grants a new commission for enforcing the laws against that wicked
and rebellious race.
Notwithstanding the extreme severities of King James I. and
Charles I. against this unfortunate people, who were rendered furious
by proscription, and then punished for yielding to the passions which
had been wilfully irritated, the MacGregors to a man attached themselves
during the civil war to the cause of the latter monarch. Their
bards have ascribed this to the native respect of the MacGregors for
the crown of Scotland, which their ancestors once wore, and have
appealed to their armorial bearings, which display a pine-tree crossed
saltire wise with a naked sword, the point of which supports a royal
crown. But, without denying that such motives may have had their
weight, we are disposed to think, that a war which opened the low
country to the raids of the clan Gregor would have more charms for
them than any inducement to espouse the cause of the Covenanters,
which would have brought them into contact with Highlanders as
fierce as themselves, and having as little to lose. Patrick MacGregor,
their leader, was the son of a distinguished chief, named Duncan
Abbarach, to whom Montrose wrote letters as to his trusty and
special friend, expressing his reliance on his devoted loyalty, with an
assurance, that when once his Majesty's affairs were placed upon a
permanent footing, the grievances of the clan MacGregor should be
redressed.
At a subsequent period of these melancholy times, we find the clan
Gregor claiming the immunities of other tribes, when summoned by
the Scottish Parliament to resist the invasion of the Commonwealth's
army, in 1651. On the last day of March in that year, a supplication
to the King and Parliament, from Calum MacCondachie Vich
Euen, and Euen MacCondachie Euen, in their own name, and that
of the whole name of MacGregor, set forth, that while, in obedience to
the orders of Parliament, enjoining all clans to come out in the
present service under their chieftains, for the defence of religion, king,
and kingdoms, the petitioners were drawing their men to guard
the passes at the head of the river Forth, they were interfered with by
the Earl of Athole and the Laird of Buchanan, who had required
the attendance of many of the clan Gregor upon their arrays. This
interference was, doubtless, owing to the change of name, which seems
to have given rise to the claim of the Earl of Athole and the Laird
of Buchanan to muster the MacGregors under their banners, as
Murrays or Buchanans. It does not appear that the petition of the
MacGregors, to be permitted to come out in a body, as other clans,
received any answer. But upon the Restoration, King Charles, in
the first Scottish Parliament of his reign (statute 1661, chap. 195),
annulled the various acts against the clan Gregor, and restored them
to the full use of their family name, and the other privileges of liege
subjects, setting forth, as a reason for this lenity, that those who were
formerly designed MacGregors had, during the late troubles, conducted
themselves with such loyalty and affection to his Majesty, as might
justly wipe off all memory of former miscarriages, and take away all
marks of reproach for the same.
It is singular enough, that it seems to have aggravated the feelings
of the non-conforming Presbyterians, when the penalties which were
most unjustly imposed upon themselves were relaxed towards the poor
MacGregors;---so little are the best men, any more than the worst,
able to judge with impartiality of the same measures, as applied to
themselves, or to others. Upon the Restoration, an influence inimical
to this unfortunate clan, said to be the same with that which afterwards
dictated the massacre of Glencoe, occasioned the re-enaction of
the penal statutes against the MacGregors. There are no reasons
given why these highly penal acts should have been renewed; nor is
it alleged that the clan had been guilty of late irregularities. Indeed,
there is some reason to think that the clause was formed of set purpose,
in a shape which should elude observation; for, though containing
conclusions fatal to the rights of so many Scottish subjects, it is
neither mentioned in the title nor the rubric of the Act of Parliament
in which it occurs, and is thrown briefly in at the close of the statute
1693, chap. 61, entitled, an Act for the Justiciary in the Highlands.
It does not, however, appear that after the Revolution the acts
against the clan were severely enforced; and in the latter half of
the eighteenth century, they were not enforced at all. Commissioners
of supply were named in Parliament by the proscribed title of MacGregor,
and decrees of courts of justice were pronounced, and legal
deeds entered into, under the same appellative. The MacGregors,
however, while the laws continued in the statute-book, still suffered
under the deprivation of the name which was their birthright, and
some attempts were made for the purpose of adopting another, MacAlpine
or Grant being proposed as the title of the whole clan in
future. No agreement, however, could be entered into; and the evil
was submitted to as a matter of necessity, until full redress was
obtained from the British Parliament, by an act abolishing for ever
the penal statutes which had been so long imposed upon this ancient
race. This statute, well merited by the services of many a gentleman
of the clan in behalf of their King and country, was passed, and the
clan proceeded to act upon it with the same spirit of ancient times,
which had made them suffer severely under a deprivation that would
have been deemed of little consequence by a great part of their fellow-subjects.
They entered into a deed recognising John Murray of Lanrick,
Esq. (afterwards Sir John MacGregor, Baronet), representative of
the family of Glencarnock, as lawfully descended from the ancient
stock and blood of the Lairds and Lords of MacGregor, and therefore
acknowledged him as their chief on all lawful occasions and causes
whatsoever. The deed was subscribed by eight hundred and twenty-six
persons of the name of MacGregor, capable of bearing arms. A
great many of the clan during the last war formed themselves into
what was called the Clan Alpine Regiment, raised in 1799, under
the command of their Chief and his brother Colonel MacGregor.
Having briefly noticed the history of this clan, which presents a
rare and interesting example of the indelible character of the patriarchal
system, the author must now offer some notices of the individual
who gives name to these volumes.
In giving an account of a Highlander, his pedigree is first to be
considered. That of Rob Roy was deduced from Ciar Mhor, the
great mouse-coloured man, who is accused by tradition of having
slain the young students at the battle of Glenfruin.
Without puzzling ourselves and our readers with the intricacies
of Highland genealogy, it is enough to say, that after the death of
Allaster MacGregor of Glenstrae, the clan, discouraged by the unremitting
persecution of their enemies, seem not to have had the means
of placing themselves under the command of a single chief. According
to their places of residence and immediate descent, the several
families were led and directed by Chieftains, which, in the Highland
acceptation, signifies the head of a particular branch of a tribe, in
opposition to Chief, who is the leader and commander of the whole
name.
The family and descendants of Dugald Ciar Mhor lived chiefly
in the mountains between Loch Lomond and Loch Katrine, and
occupied a good deal of property there---whether by sufferance, by the
right of the sword, which it was never safe to dispute with them, or
by legal titles of various kinds, it would be useless to inquire and
unnecessary to detail. Enough;---there they certainly were---a
people whom their most powerful neighbours were desirous to conciliate,
their friendship in peace being very necessary to the quiet of the
vicinage, and their assistance in war equally prompt and effectual.
Rob Roy MacGregor Campbell, which last name he bore in consequence
of the Acts of Parliament abolishing his own, was the younger
son of Donald MacGregor of Glengyle, said to have been a Lieutenant-Colonel
(probably in the service of James II.), by his wife, a
daughter of Campbell of Glenfalloch. Rob's own designation was of
Inversnaid; but he appears to have acquired a right of some kind
or other to the property or possession of Craig Royston, a domain of
rock and forest, lying on the east side of Loch Lomond, where that
beautiful lake stretches into the dusky mountains of Glenfalloch.
The time of his birth is uncertain. But he is said to have been
active in the scenes of war and plunder which succeeded the Revolution;
and tradition affirms him to have been the leader in a predatory
incursion into the parish of Kippen, in the Lennox, which took
place in the year 1691. It was of almost a bloodless character, only
one person losing his life; but from the extent of the depredation, it
was long distinguished by the name of the Her'-ship, or devastation, of
Kippen.* The time of his death is also uncertain, but as he is
said to have survived the year 1733, and died an aged man, it is
* See Statistcal Account of Scotland, 1st edition, vol. xviii. p. 332. Parish of
* Kippen.
probable he may have been twenty-five about the time of the Her'-ship
of Kippen, which would assign his birth to the middle of the 17th
century.
In the more quiet times which succeeded the Revolution, Rob Roy,
or Red Robert, seems to have exerted his active talents, which were of
no mean order, as a drover, or trader in cattle, to a great extent.
It may well be supposed that in those days no Lowland, much less
English drovers, ventured to enter the Highlands. The cattle, which
were the staple commodity of the mountains, were escorted down to
fairs, on the borders of the Lowlands, by a party of Highlanders,
with their arms rattling around them; and who dealt, however, in
all honour and good faith with their Southern customers. A fray,
indeed, would sometimes arise, when the Lowlandmen, chiefly Borderers,
who had to supply the English market, used to dip their
bonnets in the next brook, and wrapping them round their hands,
oppose their cudgels to the naked broadswords, which had not always
the superiority. I have heard from aged persons who had been
engaged in such affrays, that the Highlanders used remarkably fair
play, never using the point of the sword, far less their pistols or
daggers; so that
With many a stiff thwack and many a bang,
Hard crabtree and cold iron rang.
A slash or two, or a broken head, was easily accommodated, and
as the trade was of benefit to both parties, trifling skirmishes were
not allowed to interrupt its harmony. Indeed it was of vital interest
to the Highlanders, whose income, so far as derived from their estates,
depended entirely on the sale of black cattle; and a sagacious and
experienced dealer benefited not only himself, but his friends and
neighbours, by his speculations. Those of Rob Roy were for several
years so successful as to inspire general confidence, and raise him in
the estimation of the country in which he resided.
His importance was increased by the death of his father, in consequence
of which he succeeded to the management of his nephew Gregor
MacGregor of Glengyle's property, and, as his tutor, to such influence
with the clan and following as was due to the representative of
Dugald Ciar. Such influence was the more uncontrolled, that this
family of the MacGregors seemed to have refused adherence to MacGregor
of Glencarnock, the ancestor of the present Sir Ewan MacGregor,
and asserted a kind of independence.
It was at this time that Rob Roy acquired an interest by purchase,
wadset, or otherwise, to the property of Craig Royston already mentioned.
He was in particular favour, during this prosperous period
of his life, with his nearest and most powerful neighbour, James, first
Duke of Montrose, from whom he received many marks of regard.
His Grace consented to give his nephew and himself a right of property
on the estates of Glengyle and Inversnaid, which they had till
then only held as kindly tenants. The Duke also, with a view to
the interest of the country and his own estate, supported our adventurer
by loans of money to a considerable amount, to enable him to
carry on his speculations in the cattle trade.
Unfortunately that species of commerce was and is liable to sudden
fluctuations; and Rob Roy was, by a sudden depression of markets,
and, as a friendly tradition adds, by the bad faith of a partner
named MacDonald, whom he had imprudently received into his confidence,
and intrusted with a considerable sum of money, rendered
totally insolvent. He absconded, of course---not empty-handed, if it
be true, as stated in an advertisement for his apprehension, that he
had in his possession sums to the amount of L1000 sterling, obtained
from several noblemen and gentlemen under pretence of purchasing
cows for them in the Highlands. This advertisement appeared in
June 1712, and was several times repeated. It fixes the period when
Rob Roy exchanged his commercial adventures for speculations of a
very different complexion.*
* See Appendix, No. I.
He appears at this period first to have removed from his ordinary
dwelling at Inversnaid, ten or twelve Scots miles (which is double
the number of English) farther into the Highlands, and commenced
the lawless sort of life which he afterwards followed. The Duke of
Montrose, who conceived himself deceived and cheated by MacGregor's
conduct, employed legal means to recover the money lent to him. Rob
Roy's landed property was attached by the regular form of legal procedure,
and his stock and furniture made the subject of arrest and sale.
It is said that this diligence of the law, as it is called in Scotland,
which the English more bluntly term distress, was used in this case
with uncommon severity, and that the legal satellites, not usually the
gentlest persons in the world, had insulted MacGregor's wife, in a
manner which would have aroused a milder man than he to thoughts
of unbounded vengeance. She was a woman of fierce and haughty
temper, and is not unlikely to have disturbed the officers in the execution
of their duty, and thus to have incurred ill treatment, though,
for the sake of humanity, it is to be hoped that the story sometimes
told is a popular exaggeration. It is certain that she felt extreme
anguish at being expelled from the banks of Loch Lomond, and gave
vent to her feelings in a fine piece of pipe-music, still well known to
amateurs by the name of ``Rob Roy's Lament.''
The fugitive is thought to have found his first place of refuge in
Glen Dochart, under the Earl of Breadalbane's protection; for,
though that family had been active agents in the destruction of the
MacGregors in former times, they had of late years sheltered a great
many of the name in their old possessions. The Duke of Argyle
was also one of Rob Roy's protectors, so far as to afford him, according
to the Highland phrase, wood and water---the shelter, namely,
that is afforded by the forests and lakes of an inaccessible country.
The great men of the Highlands in that time, besides being
anxiously ambitious to keep up what was called their Following,
or military retainers, were also desirous to have at their disposal
men of resolute character, to whom the world and the world's law
were no friends, and who might at times ravage the lands or destroy
the tenants of a feudal enemy, without bringing responsibility on
their patrons. The strife between the names of Campbell and
Graham, during the civil wars of the seventeenth century, had been
stamped with mutual loss and inveterate enmity. The death of the
great Marquis of Montrose on the one side, the defeat at Inverlochy,
and cruel plundering of Lorn, on the other, were reciprocal injuries
not likely to be forgotten. Rob Roy was, therefore, sure of refuge in
the country of the Campbells, both as having assumed their name, as
connected by his mother with the family of Glenfalloch, and as an
enemy to the rival house of Montrose. The extent of Argyle's
possessions, and the power of retreating thither in any emergency,
gave great encouragement to the bold schemes of revenge which he had
adopted.
This was nothing short of the maintenance of a predatory war
against the Duke of Montrose, whom he considered as the author of
his exclusion from civil society, and of the outlawry to which he had
been sentenced by letters of horning and caption (legal writs so called),
as well as the seizure of his goods, and adjudication of his landed
property. Against his Grace, therefore, his tenants, friends, allies,
and relatives, he disposed himself to employ every means of annoyance
in his power; and though this was a circle sufficiently extensive
for active depredation, Rob, who professed himself a Jacobite, took
the liberty of extending his sphere of operations against all whom he
chose to consider as friendly to the revolutionary government, or to
that most obnoxious of measures---the Union of the Kingdoms.
Under one or other of these pretexts, all his neighbours of the Lowlands
who had anything to lose, or were unwilling to compound for
security by paying him an annual sum for protection or forbearance,
were exposed to his ravages.
The country in which this private warfare, or system of depredation,
was to be carried on, was, until opened up by roads, in the
highest degree favourable for his purpose. It was broken up into
narrow valleys, the habitable part of which bore no proportion to the
huge wildernesses of forest, rocks, and precipices by which they were
encircled, and which was, moreover, full of inextricable passes,
morasses, and natural strengths, unknown to any but the inhabitants
themselves, where a few men acquainted with the ground were capable,
with ordinary address, of baffling the pursuit of numbers.
The opinions and habits of the nearest neighbours to the Highland
line were also highly favourable to Rob Roy's purpose. A large proportion
of them were of his own clan of MacGregor, who claimed
the property of Balquhidder, and other Highland districts, as having
been part of the ancient possessions of their tribe; though the harsh
laws, under the severity of which they had suffered so deeply, had
assigned the ownership to other families. The civil wars of the
seventeenth century had accustomed these men to the use of arms, and
they were peculiarly brave and fierce from remembrance of their
sufferings. The vicinity of a comparatively rich Lowland district
gave also great temptations to incursion. Many belonging to other
clans, habituated to contempt of industry, and to the use of arms,
drew towards an unprotected frontier which promised facility of
plunder; and the state of the country, now so peaceable and quiet,
verified at that time the opinion which Dr. Johnson heard with doubt
and suspicion, that the most disorderly and lawless districts of the
Highlands were those which lay nearest to the Lowland line. There
was, therefore, no difficulty in Rob Roy, descended of a tribe which
was widely dispersed in the country we have described, collecting any
number of followers whom he might be able to keep in action, and to
maintain by his proposed operations.
He himself appears to have been singularly adapted for the profession
which he proposed to exercise. His stature was not of the
tallest, but his person was uncommonly strong and compact. The
greatest peculiarities of his frame were the breadth of his shoulders,
and the great and almost disproportionate length of his arms; so
remarkable, indeed, that it was said he could, without stooping, tie
the garters of his Highland hose, which are placed two inches below
the knee. His countenance was open, manly, stern at periods of
danger, but frank and cheerful in his hours of festivity. His hair
was dark red, thick, and frizzled, and curled short around the face.
His fashion of dress showed, of course, the knees and upper part of
the leg, which was described to me, as resembling that of a Highland
bull, hirsute, with red hair, and evincing muscular strength similar
to that animal. To these personal qualifications must be added a
masterly use of the Highland sword, in which his length of arm gave
him great advantage---and a perfect and intimate knowledge of all
the recesses of the wild country in which he harboured, and the
character of the various individuals, whether friendly or hostile, with
whom he might come in contact.
His mental qualities seem to have been no less adapted to the circumstances
in which he was placed. Though the descendant of the
blood-thirsty Ciar Mhor, he inherited none of his ancestor's ferocity.
On the contrary, Rob Roy avoided every appearance of cruelty, and
it is not averred that he was ever the means of unnecessary bloodshed,
or the actor in any deed which could lead the way to it. His
schemes of plunder were contrived and executed with equal boldness
and sagacity, and were almost universally successful, from the skill
with which they were laid, and the secrecy and rapidity with which
they were executed. Like Robin Hood of England, he was a kind
and gentle robber,---and, while he took from the rich, was liberal in
relieving the poor. This might in part be policy; but the universal
tradition of the country speaks it to have arisen from a better motive.
All whom I have conversed with, and I have in my youth seen some
who knew Rob Roy personally, give him the character of a benevolent
and humane man ``in his way.''
His ideas of morality were those of an Arab chief, being such as
naturally arose out of his wild education. Supposing Rob Roy to
have argued on the tendency of the life which he pursued, whether
from choice or from necessity, he would doubtless have assumed to
himself the character of a brave man, who, deprived of his natural
rights by the partiality of laws, endeavoured to assert them by the
strong hand of natural power; and he is most felicitously described
as reasoning thus, in the high-toned poetry of my gifted friend
Wordsworth:
Say, then, that he was wise as brave,
As wise in thought as bold in deed;
For in the principles of things
He sought his moral creed.
Said generous Rob, ``What need of Books?
Burn all the statutes and their shelves!
They stir us up against our kind,
And worse, against ourselves.
``We have a passion, make a law,
Too false to guide us or control;
And for the law itself we fight
In bitterness of soul.
``And puzzled, blinded, then we lose
Distinctions that are plain and few;
These find I graven on my heart,
That tells me what to do.
``The creatures see of flood and field,
And those that travel on the wind
With them no strife can last; they live
In peace, and peace of mind.
``For why? Because the good old rule
Sufficeth them; the simple plan,
That they should take who have the power,
And they should keep who can.
``A lesson which is quickly learn'd,
A signal through which all can see;
Thus, nothing here provokes the strong
To wanton cruelty.
``And freakishness of mind is check'd,
He tamed who foolishly aspires,
While to the measure of his might
Each fashions his desires.
``All kinds and creatures stand and fall
By strength of prowess or of wit;
'Tis God's appointment who must sway,
And who is to submit.
``Since then,'' said Robin, ``right is plain,
And longest life is but a day,
To have my ends, maintain my rights,
I'll take the shortest way.''
And thus among these rocks he lived,
Through summer's heat and winter's snow
The eagle, he was lord above,
And Rob was lord below.
We are not, however, to suppose the character of this distinguished
outlaw to be that of an actual hero, acting uniformly and consistently
on such moral principles as the illustrious bard who, standing by his
grave, has vindicated his fame. On the contrary, as is common with
barbarous chiefs, Rob Roy appears to have mixed his professions of
principle with a large alloy of craft and dissimulation, of which his
conduct during the civil war is sufficient proof. It is also said, and
truly, that although his courtesy was one of his strongest characteristics,
yet sometimes he assumed an arrogance of manner which was
not easily endured by the high-spirited men to whom it was addressed,
and drew the daring outlaw into frequent disputes, from which he
did not always come off with credit. From this it has been inferred,
that Rob Roy w as more of a bully than a hero, or at least that he
had, according to the common phrase, his fighting days. Some aged
men who knew him well, have described him also as better at a taich-tulzie,
or scuffle within doors, than in mortal combat. The tenor of
his life may be quoted to repel this charge; while, at the same time,
it must be allowed, that the situation in which he was placed
rendered him prudently averse to maintaining quarrels, where nothing
was to be had save blows, and where success would have raised up
against him new and powerful enemies, in a country where revenge
was still considered as a duty rather than a crime. The power of
commanding his passions on such occasions, far from being inconsistent
with the part which MacGregor had to perform, was essentially
necessary, at the period when he lived, to prevent his career from
being cut short.
I may here mention one or two occasions on which Rob Roy
appears to have given way in the manner alluded to. My late
venerable friend, John Ramsay of Ochtertyre, alike eminent as a
classical scholar and as an authentic register of the ancient history
and manners of Scotland, informed me, that on occasion of a public
meeting at a bonfire in the town of Doune, Rob Roy gave some offence
to James Edmondstone of Newton, the same gentleman who was unfortunately
concerned in the slaughter of Lord Rollo (see Maclaurin's
Criminal Trials, No. IX.), when Edmondstone compelled MacGregor
to quit the town on pain of being thrown by him into the bonfire.
``I broke one off your ribs on a former occasion,'' said he, ``and now,
Rob, if you provoke me farther, I will break your neck.'' But it
must be remembered that Edmondstone was a man of consequence in
the Jacobite party, as he carried the royal standard of James VII.
at the battle of Sheriffmuir, and also, that he was near the door of
his own mansion-house, and probably surrounded by his friends and
adherents. Rob Roy, however, suffered in reputation for retiring
under such a threat.
Another well-vouched case is that of Cunningham of Boquhan.
Henry Cunningham, Esq. of Boquhan, was a gentleman of
Stirlingshire, who, like many exquisites of our own time, united
a natural high spirit and daring character with an affectation of
delicacy of address and manners amounting to foppery.* He
* His courage and affectation of foppery were united, which is less frequently the
* case, with a spirit of innate modesty. He is thus described in Lord Binning's
* satirical verses, entitled ``Argyle's Levee:''---
*
* ``Six times had Harry bowed unseen,
* Before he dared advance;
* The Duke then, turning round well pleased,
* Said, `Sure you've been in France!
* A more polite and jaunty man
* I never saw before:'
* Then Harry bowed, and blushed, and bowed,
* And strutted to the door.''
*
* See a Collection of original Poems, by Scotch Gentlemen, vol. ii. p. 125.
chanced to be in company with Rob Roy, who, either in contempt of
Boquhan's supposed effeminacy, or because he thought him a safe
person to fix a quarrel on (a point which Rob's enemies alleged he
was wont to consider), insulted him so grossly that a challenge passed
between them. The goodwife of the clachan had hidden Cunningham's
sword, and while he rummaged the house in quest of his own
or some other, Rob Roy went to the Shieling Hill, the appointed place
of combat, and paraded there with great majesty, waiting for his antagonist.
In the meantime, Cunningham had rummaged out an old
sword, and, entering the ground of contest in all haste, rushed on the
outlaw with such unexpected fury that he fairly drove him off the field,
nor did he show himself in the village again for some time. Mr.
MacGregor Stirling has a softened account of this anecdote in his
new edition of Nimmo's Stirlingshire; still he records Rob Roy's discomfiture.
Occasionally Rob Roy suffered disasters, and incurred great personal
danger. On one remarkable occasion he was saved by the coolness
of his lieutenant, Macanaleister or Fletcher, the Little John of
his band---a fine active fellow, of course, and celebrated as a marksman.
It happened that MacGregor and his party had been surprised
and dispersed by a superior force of horse and foot, and the word
was given to ``split and squander.'' Each shifted for himself, but
a bold dragoon attached himself to pursuit of Rob, and overtaking
him, struck at him with his broadsword. A plate of iron in his
bonnet saved the MacGregor from being cut down to the teeth; but
the blow was heavy enough to bear him to the ground, crying as he
fell, ``Oh, Macanaleister, is there naething in her?'' (i.e. in the
gun). The trooper, at the same time, exclaiming, ``D---n ye, your
mother never wrought your night-cap!'' had his arm raised for a
second blow, when Macanaleister fired, and the ball pierced the
dragoon's heart.
Such as he was, Rob Roy's progress in his occupation is thus
described by a gentleman of sense and talent, who resided within the
circle of his predatory wars, had probably felt their effects, and speaks
of them, as might be expected, with little of the forbearance with
which, from their peculiar and romantic character, they are now
regarded.
``This man (Rob Roy MacGregor) was a person of sagacity, and
neither wanted stratagem nor address; and having abandoned himself
to all licentiousness, set himself at the head of all the loose,
vagrant, and desperate people of that clan, in the west end of Perth
and Stirling shires, and infested those whole countries with thefts,
robberies, and depredations. Very few who lived within his reach
(that is, within the distance of a nocturnal expedition) could promise
to themselves security, either for their persons or effects, without
subjecting themselves to pay him a heavy and shameful tax of black-mail.
He at last proceeded to such a degree of audaciousness that
he committed robberies, raised contributions, and resented quarrels,
at the head of a very considerable body of armed men, in open day,
and in the face of the government.''*
* Mr. Grahame of Gartmore's Causes of the Disturbances in the Highlands. See
* Jamieson's edition of Burt's Letters from the North of Scotland, Appendix, vol.
* ii. p. 348.
The extent and success of these depredations cannot be surprising,
when we consider that the scene of them was laid in a country where
the general law was neither enforced nor respected.
Having recorded that the general habit of cattle-stealing had
blinded even those of the better classes to the infamy of the practice,
and that as men's property consisted entirely in herds, it was rendered
in the highest degree precarious, Mr. Grahame adds---
``On these accounts there is no culture of ground, no improvement
of pastures, and from the same reasons, no manufactures, no trade;
in short, no industry. The people are extremely prolific, and therefore
so numerous, that there is not business in that country, according
to its present order and economy, for the one-half of them.
Every place is full of idle people, accustomed to arms, and lazy in
everything but rapines and depredations. As buddel or aquavitae
houses are to be found everywhere through the country, so in these
they saunter away their time, and frequently consume there the returns
of their illegal purchases. Here the laws have never been executed,
nor the authority of the magistrate ever established. Here the
officer of the law neither dare nor can execute his duty, and several
places are about thirty miles from lawful persons. In short, here is
no order, no authority, no government.''
The period of the rebellion, 1715, approached soon after Rob Roy
had attained celebrity. His Jacobite partialities were now placed
in opposition to his sense of the obligations which he owed to the indirect
protection of the Duke of Argyle. But the desire of ``drowning
his sounding steps amid the din of general war'' induced him to
join the forces of the Earl of Mar, although his patron the Duke of
Argyle was at the head of the army opposed to the Highland insurgents.
The MacGregors, a large sept of them at least, that of Ciar Mhor,
on this occasion were not commanded by Rob Roy, but by his nephew
already mentioned, Gregor MacGregor, otherwise called James
Grahame of Glengyle, and still better remembered by the Gaelic epithet
of Ghlune Dhu, i.e. Black Knee, from a black spot on one of his
knees, which his Highland garb rendered visible. There can be no
question, however, that being then very young, Glengyle must have
acted on most occasions by the advice and direction of so experienced
a leader as his uncle.
The MacGregors assembled in numbers at that period, and began
even to threaten the Lowlands towards the lower extremity of Loch
Lomond. They suddenly seized all the boats which were upon the
lake, and, probably with a view to some enterprise of their own, drew
them overland to Inversnaid, in order to intercept the progress of a
large body of west-country whigs who were in arms for the government,
and moving in that direction.
The whigs made an excursion for the recovery of the boats. Their
forces consisted of volunteers from Paisley, Kilpatrick, and elsewhere,
who, with the assistance of a body of seamen, were towed up the
river Leven in long-boats belonging to the ships of war then lying in
the Clyde. At Luss they were joined by the forces of Sir Humphrey
Colquhoun, and James Grant, his son-in-law, with their followers,
attired in the Highland dress of the period, which is picturesquely
described.* The whole party crossed to Craig-Royston, but the MacGregors
* ``At night they arrived at Luss, where they were joined by Sir Humphrey
* Colquhoun of Luss, and James Grant of Plascander, his son-in-law, followed by
* forty or fifty stately fellows in their short hose and belted plaids, armed each of
* them with a well-fixed gun on his shoulder, a strong handsome target, with a
* sharp-pointed steel of above half an ell in length screwed into the navel of it, on
* his left arm, a sturdy claymore by his side, and a pistol or two, with a dirk and
* knife, in his belt.''---Rae's History of the Rebellion, 4to, p. 287.
did not offer combat. If we are to believe the account of the
expedition given by the historian Rae, they leapt on shore at Craig-Royston
with the utmost intrepidity, no enemy appearing to oppose
them, and by the noise of their drums, which they beat incessantly,
and the discharge of their artillery and small arms, terrified the
MacGregors, whom they appear never to have seen, out of their fastnesses,
and caused them to fly in a panic to the general camp of the
Highlanders at Strath-Fillan.* The low-country men succeeded in
* Note C. The Loch Lomond Expedition.
getting possession of the boats at a great expenditure of noise and
courage, and little risk of danger.
After this temporary removal from his old haunts, Rob Roy was
sent by the Earl of Mar to Aberdeen, to raise, it is believed, a part
of the clan Gregor, which is settled in that country. These men
were of his own family (the race of the Ciar Mhor). They were the
descendants of about three hundred MacGregors whom the Earl of
Murray, about the year 1624, transported from his estates in Menteith
to oppose against his enemies the MacIntoshes, a race as hardy
and restless as they were themselves.
But while in the city of Aberdeen, Rob Roy met a relation of a
very different class and character from those whom he was sent to
summon to arms. This was Dr. James Gregory (by descent a MacGregor),
the patriarch of a dynasty of professors distinguished for
literary and scientific talent, and the grandfather of the late eminent
physician and accomplished scholar, Professor Gregory of Edinburgh.
This gentleman was at the time Professor of Medicine in King's
College, Aberdeen, and son of Dr. James Gregory, distinguished in
science as the inventor of the reflecting telescope. With such a family
it may seem our friend Rob could have had little communion. But
civil war is a species of misery which introduces men to strange bed-fellows.
Dr. Gregory thought it a point of prudence to claim kindred,
at so critical a period, with a man so formidable and influential.
He invited Rob Roy to his house, and treated him with so much
kindness, that he produced in his generous bosom a degree of gratitude
which seemed likely to occasion very inconvenient effects.
The Professor had a son about eight or nine years old,---a lively,
stout boy of his age,---with whose appearance our Highland Robin
Hood was much taken. On the day before his departure from the
house of his learned relative, Rob Roy, who had pondered deeply how
he might requite his cousin's kindness, took Dr. Gregory aside, and
addressed him to this purport:---``My dear kinsman, I have been
thinking what I could do to show my sense of your hospitality.
Now, here you have a fine spirited boy of a son, whom you are ruining
by cramming him with your useless book-learning, and I am
determined, by way of manifesting my great good-will to you and
yours, to take him with me and make a man of him.'' The learned
Professor was utterly overwhelmed when his warlike kinsman
announced his kind purpose in language which implied no doubt of
its being a proposal which, would be, and ought to be, accepted with
the utmost gratitude. The task of apology or explanation was of a
most delicate description; and there might have been considerable
danger in suffering Rob Roy to perceive that the promotion with which
he threatened the son was, in the father's eyes, the ready road to the
gallows. Indeed, every excuse which he could at first think of---
such as regret for putting his friend to trouble with a youth who had
been educated in the Lowlands, and so on---only strengthened the
chieftain's inclination to patronise his young kinsman, as he supposed
they arose entirely from the modesty of the father. He would for a
long time take no apology, and even spoke of carrying off the youth
by a certain degree of kindly violence, whether his father consented, or
not. At length the perplexed Professor pleaded that his son was very
young, and in an infirm state of health, and not yet able to endure
the hardships of a mountain life; but that in another year or two
he hoped his health would be firmly established, and he would be in
a fitting condition to attend on his brave kinsman, and follow out
the splendid destinies to which he opened the way. This agreement
being made, the cousins parted,---Rob Roy pledging his honour to
carry his young relation to the hills with him on his next return to
Aberdeenshire, and Dr. Gregory, doubtless, praying in his secret soul
that he might never see Rob's Highland face again.
James Gregory, who thus escaped being his kinsman's recruit, and
in all probability his henchman, was afterwards Professor of Medicine
in the College, and, like most of his family, distinguished by his
scientific acquirements. He was rather of an irritable and pertinacious
disposition; and his friends were wont to remark, when he
showed any symptom of these foibles, ``Ah! this comes of not having
been educated by Rob Roy.''
The connection between Rob Roy and his classical kinsman did not
end with the period of Rob's transient power. At a period considerably
subsequent to the year 1715, he was walking in the Castle Street
of Aberdeen, arm in arm with his host, Dr. James Gregory, when the
drums in the barracks suddenly beat to arms, and soldiers were seen
issuing from the barracks. ``If these lads are turning out,'' said
Rob, taking leave of his cousin with great composure, ``it is time for
me to look after my safety.'' So saying, he dived down a close, and,
as John Bunyan says, ``went upon his way and was seen no more.''*
* The first of these anecdotes, which brings the highest pitch of civilisation so
* closely in contact with the half-savage state of society, I have heard told by the
* late distinguished Dr. Gregory; and the members of his family have had the kindness
* to collate the story with their recollections and family documents, and furnish
* the authentic particulars. The second rests on the recollection of an old man, who
* was present when Rob took French leave of his literary cousin on hearing the
* drums beat, and communicated the circumstance to Mr. Alexander Forbes, a connection
* of Dr. Gregory by marriage, who is still alive.
We have already stated that Rob Roy's conduct during the insurrection
of 1715 was very equivocal. His person and followers were
in the Highland army, but his heart seems to have been with the
Duke of Argyle's. Yet the insurgents were constrained to trust to
him as their only guide, when they marched from Perth towards
Dunblane, with the view of crossing the Forth at what are called the
Fords of Frew, and when they themselves said he could not be relied
upon.
This movement to the westward, on the part of the insurgents,
brought on the battle of Sheriffmuir---indecisive, indeed, in its immediate
results, but of which the Duke of Argyle reaped the whole
advantage. In this action, it will be recollected that the right wing
of the Highlanders broke and cut to pieces Argyle's left wing, while
the clans on the left of Mar's army, though consisting of Stewarts,
Mackenzies, and Camerons, were completely routed. During this
medley of flight and pursuit, Rob Roy retained his station on a hill
in the centre of the Highland position; and though it is said his
attack might have decided the day, he could not be prevailed upon to
charge. This was the more unfortunate for the insurgents, as the
leading of a party of the Macphersons had been committed to MacGregor.
This, it is said, was owing to the age and infirmity of the
chief of that name, who, unable to lead his clan in person, objected
to his heir-apparent, Macpherson of Nord, discharging his duty on
that occasion; so that the tribe, or a part of them, were brigaded
with their allies the MacGregors. While the favourable moment for
action was gliding away unemployed, Mar's positive orders reached
Rob Roy that he should presently attack. To which he coolly replied,
``No, no! if they cannot do it without me, they cannot do it with
me.'' One of the Macphersons, named Alexander, one of Rob's
original profession, videlicet, a drover, but a man of great strength
and spirit, was so incensed at the inactivity of this temporary leader,
that he threw off his plaid, drew his sword, and called out to his
clansmen, ``Let us endure this no longer! if he will not lead you I
will.'' Rob Roy replied, with great coolness, ``Were the question
about driving Highland stots or kyloes, Sandie, I would yield to
your superior skill; but as it respects the leading of men, I must be
allowed to be the better judge.''---``Did the matter respect driving
Glen-Eigas stots,'' answered the Macpherson, ``the question with Rob
would not be, which was to be last, but which was to be foremost.''
Incensed at this sarcasm, MacGregor drew his sword, and they would
have fought upon the spot if their friends on both sides had not interfered.
But the moment of attack was completely lost. Rob did
not, however, neglect his own private interest on the occasion. In
the confusion of an undecided field of battle, he enriched his followers
by plundering the baggage and the dead on both sides.
The fine old satirical ballad on the battle of Sheriffmuir does not
forget to stigmatise our hero's conduct on this memorable occasion---
Rob Roy he stood watch
On a hill for to catch
The booty for aught that I saw, man;
For he ne'er advanced
From the place where he stanced,
Till nae mair was to do there at a', man.
Notwithstanding the sort of neutrality which Rob Roy had continued
to observe during the progress of the Rebellion, he did not escape some
of its penalties. He was included in the act of attainder, and the
house in Breadalbane, which was his place of retreat, was burned by
General Lord Cadogan, when, after the conclusion of the insurrection,
he marched through the Highlands to disarm and punish the offending
clans. But upon going to Inverary with about forty or fifty of
his followers, Rob obtained favour, by an apparent surrender of their
arms to Colonel Patrick Campbell of Finnah, who furnished them
and their leader with protections under his hand. Being thus in a
great measure secured from the resentment of government, Rob Roy
established his residence at Craig-Royston, near Loch Lomond, in the
midst of his own kinsmen, and lost no time in resuming his private
quarrel with the Duke of Montrose. For this purpose he soon got on
foot as many men, and well armed too, as he had yet commanded.
He never stirred without a body-guard of ten or twelve picked followers,
and without much effort could increase them to fifty or sixty.
The Duke was not wanting in efforts to destroy this troublesome
adversary. His Grace applied to General Carpenter, commanding
the forces in Scotland, and by his orders three parties of soldiers were
directed from the three different points of Glasgow, Stirling, and
Finlarig near Killin. Mr. Graham of Killearn, the Duke of Montrose's
relation and factor, Sheriff-depute also of Dumbartonshire, accompanied
the troops, that they might act under the civil authority,
and have the assistance of a trusty guide well acquainted with the
hills. It was the object of these several columns to arrive about the
same time in the neighbourhood of Rob Roy's residence, and surprise
him and his followers. But heavy rains, the difficulties of the
country, and the good intelligence which the Outlaw was always
supplied with, disappointed their well-concerted combination. The
troops, finding the birds were flown, avenged themselves by destroying
the nest. They burned Rob Roy's house,---though not with impunity;
for the MacGregors, concealed among the thickets and cliffs, fired on
them, and killed a grenadier.
Rob Roy avenged himself for the loss which he sustained on this
occasion by an act of singular audacity. About the middle of
November 1716, John Graham of Killearn, already mentioned as
factor of the Montrose family, went to a place called Chapel Errock,
where the tenants of the Duke were summoned to appear with their
termly rents. They appeared accordingly, and the factor had received
ready money to the amount of about L300, when Rob Roy entered
the room at the head of an armed party. The Steward endeavoured
to protect the Duke's property by throwing the books of accounts and
money into a garret, trusting they might escape notice. But the experienced
freebooter was not to be baffled where such a prize was at
stake. He recovered the books and cash, placed himself calmly in
the receipt of custom, examined the accounts, pocketed the money,
and gave receipts on the Duke's part, saying he would hold reckoning
with the Duke of Montrose out of the damages which he had
sustained by his Grace's means, in which he included the losses he
had suffered, as well by the burning of his house by General Cadogan,
as by the later expedition against Craig-Royston. He then requested
Mr. Graham to attend him; nor does it appear that he treated him
with any personal violence, or even rudeness, although he informed
him he regarded him as a hostage, and menaced rough usage in case
he should be pursued, or in danger of being overtaken. Few more
audacious feats have been performed. After some rapid changes of
place (the fatigue attending which was the only annoyance that Mr.
Graham seems to have complained of), he carried his prisoner to an
island on Loch Katrine, and caused him to write to the Duke, to
state that his ransom was fixed at L3400 merks, being the balance
which MacGregor pretended remained due to him, after deducting all
that he owed to the Duke of Montrose.
However, after detaining Mr. Graham five or six days in custody
on the island, which is still called Rob Roy's Prison, and could be
no comfortable dwelling for November nights, the Outlaw seems to
have despaired of attaining further advantage from his bold attempt,
and suffered his prisoner to depart uninjured, with the account-books,
and bills granted by the tenants, taking especial care to retain the
cash.*
* The reader will find two original letters of the Duke of Montrose, with that
* which Mr. Graham of Killearn despatched from his prison-house by the Outlaw's
* command, in the Appendix, No. II.
About 1717, our Chieftain had the dangerous adventure of falling
into the hands of the Duke of Athole, almost as much his enemy as
the Duke of Montrose himself; but his cunning and dexterity again
freed him from certain death. See a contemporary account of this
curious affair in the Appendix, No. V.
Other pranks are told of Rob, which argue the same boldness and
sagacity as the seizure of Killearn. The Duke of Montrose, weary
of his insolence, procured a quantity of arms, and distributed them
among his tenantry, in order that they might defend themselves
against future violences. But they fell into different hands from those
they were intended for. The MacGregors made separate attacks on
the houses of the tenants, and disarmed them all one after another,
not, as was supposed, without the consent of many of the persons so
disarmed.
As a great part of the Duke's rents were payable in kind, there
were girnels (granaries) established for storing up the corn at Moulin,
and elsewhere on the Buchanan estate. To these storehouses Rob Roy
used to repair with a sufficient force, and of course when he was
least expected, and insist upon the delivery of quantities of grain---
sometimes for his own use, and sometimes for the assistance of the
country people; always giving regular receipts in his own name, and
pretending to reckon with the Duke for what sums he received.
In the meanwhile a garrison was established by Government, the
ruins of which may be still seen about half-way betwixt Loch Lomond
and Loch Katrine, upon Rob Roy's original property of Inversnaid.
Even this military establishment could not bridle the restless MacGregor.
He contrived to surprise the little fort, disarm the soldiers,
and destroy the fortification. It was afterwards re-established, and
again taken by the MacGregors under Rob Roy's nephew Ghlune
Dhu, previous to the insurrection of 1745-6. Finally, the fort of
Inversnaid was a third time repaired after the extinction of civil
discord; and when we find the celebrated General Wolfe commanding
in it, the imagination is strongly affected by the variety of time and
events which the circumstance brings simultaneously to recollection.
It is now totally dismantled.*
* About 1792, when the author chanced to pass that way while on a tour through
* the Highlands, a garrison, consisting of a single veteran, was still maintained at
* Inversnaid. The venerable warder was reaping his barley croft in all peace and
* tranquillity and when we asked admittance to repose ourselves, he told us we
* would find the key of the Fort under the door.
It was not, strictly speaking, as a professed depredator that Rob
Roy now conducted his operations, but as a sort of contractor for the
police; in Scottish phrase, a lifter of black-mail. The nature of
this contract has been described in the Novel of Waverley, and in the
notes on that work. Mr. Grahame of Gartmore's description of the
character may be here transcribed:---
``The confusion and disorders of the country were so great, and the
Government go absolutely neglected it, that the sober people were obliged to
purchase some security to their effects by shameful and ignominious contracts
of black-mail. A person who had the greatest correspondence with the
thieves was agreed with to preserve the lands contracted for from thefts,
for certain sums to be paid yearly. Upon this fund he employed one half
of the thieves to recover stolen cattle, and the other half of them to steal, in
order to make this agreement and black-mail contract necessary. The
estates of those gentlemen who refused to contract, or give countenance to
that pernicious practice, are plundered by the thieving part of the watch,
in order to force them to purchase their protection. Their leader calls
himself the Captain of the Watch, and his banditti go by that name. And
as this gives them a kind of authority to traverse the country, so it makes
them capable of doing any mischief. These corps through the Highlands
make altogether a very considerable body of men, inured from their infancy
to the greatest fatigues, and very capable, to act in a military way when
occasion offers.
``People who are ignorant and enthusiastic, who are in absolute dependence
upon their chief or landlord, who are directed in their consciences by
Roman Catholic priests, or nonjuring clergymen, and who are not masters
of any property, may easily be formed into any mould. They fear no
dangers, as they have nothing to lose, and so can with ease be induced to
attempt anything. Nothing can make their condition worse: confusions
and troubles do commonly indulge them in such licentiousness, that by these
they better it.''*
* Letters from the North of Scotland, vol. ii. pp. 344, 345.
As the practice of contracting for black-mail was an obvious
encouragement to rapine, and a great obstacle to the course of justice,
it was, by the statute 1567, chap. 21, declared a capital crime both
on the part of him who levied and him who paid this sort of tax.
But the necessity of the case prevented the execution of this severe
law, I believe, in any one instance; and men went on submitting to
a certain unlawful imposition rather than run the risk of utter ruin
---just as it is now found difficult or impossible to prevent those who
have lost a very large sum of money by robbery, from compounding
with the felons for restoration of a part of their booty.
At what rate Rob Roy levied black-mail I never heard stated;
but there is a formal contract by which his nephew, in 1741, agreed
with various landholders of estates in the counties of Perth, Stirling,
and Dumbarton, to recover cattle stolen from them, or to pay the
value within six months of the loss being intimated, if such intimation
were made to him with sufficient despatch, in consideration of a
payment of L5 on each L100 of valued rent, which was not a very
heavy insurance. Petty thefts were not included in the contract;
but the theft of one horse, or one head of black cattle, or of sheep
exceeding the number of six, fell under the agreement.
Rob Roy's profits upon such contracts brought him in a considerable
revenue in money or cattle, of which he made a popular use;
for he was publicly liberal as well as privately beneficent. The
minister of the parish of Balquhidder, whose name was Robertson,
was at one time threatening to pursue the parish for an augmentation
of his stipend. Rob Roy took an opportunity to assure him
that he would do well to abstain from this new exaction---a hint
which the minister did not fail to understand. But to make him
some indemnification, MacGregor presented him every year with a
cow and a fat sheep; and no scruples as to the mode in which the
donor came by them are said to have affected the reverend gentleman's
conscience.
The following amount of the proceedings of Rob Roy, on an application
to him from one of his contractors, had in it something very
interesting to me, as told by an old countryman in the Lennox who
was present on the expedition. But as there is no point or marked
incident in the story, and as it must necessarily be without the half-frightened,
half-bewildered look with which the narrator accompanied
his recollections, it may possibly lose, its effect when transferred to
paper.
My informant stated himself to have been a lad of fifteen, living
with his father on the estate of a gentleman in the Lennox, whose
name I have forgotten, in the capacity of herd. On a fine morning
in the end of October, the period when such calamities were almost
always to be apprehended, they found the Highland thieves had been
down upon them, and swept away ten or twelve head of cattle. Rob
Roy was sent for, and came with a party of seven or eight armed
men. He heard with great gravity all that could be told him of the
circumstances of the creagh, and expressed his confidence that the
herd-widdiefows* could not have carried their booty far, and that
* Mad herdsmen---a name given to cattle-stealers [properly one who deserves
* to fill a widdie, or halter].
he should be able to recover them. He desired that two Lowlanders
should be sent on the party, as it was not to be expected that any of
his gentlemen would take the trouble of driving the cattle when he
should recover possession of them. My informant and his father
were despatched on the expedition. They had no good will to the
journey; nevertheless, provided with a little food, and with a dog to
help them to manage the cattle, they set off with MacGregor. They
travelled a long day's journey in the direction of the mountain Benvoirlich,
and slept for the night in a ruinous hut or bothy. The
next morning they resumed their journey among the hills, Rob Roy
directing their course by signs and marks on the heath which my informant
did not understand.
About noon Rob commanded the armed party to halt, and to lie
couched in the heather where it was thickest. ``Do you and your
son,'' he said to the oldest Lowlander, ``go boldly over the hill;---
you will see beneath you, in a glen on the other side, your master's
cattle, feeding, it may be, with others; gather your own together, taking
care to disturb no one else, and drive them to this place. If any one
speak to or threaten you, tell them that I am here, at the head of
twenty men.''---``But what if they abuse us, or kill us?'' said the
Lowland, peasant, by no means delighted at finding the embassy imposed
on him and his son. ``If they do you any wrong,'' said Rob,
``I will never forgive them as long as I live.'' The Lowlander was
by no means content with this security, but did not think it safe to
dispute Rob's injunctions.
He and his son climbed the hill therefore, found a deep valley,
where there grazed, as Rob had predicted, a large herd of cattle.
They cautiously selected those which their master had lost, and took
measures to drive them over the hill. As soon as they began to remove
them, they were surprised by hearing cries and screams; and
looking around in fear and trembling they saw a woman seeming to
have started out of the earth, who flyted at them, that is, scolded
them, in Gaelic. When they contrived, however, in the best Gaelic
they could muster, to deliver the message Rob Roy told them, she
became silent, and disappeared without offering them any further
annoyance. The chief heard their story on their return, and spoke
with great complacency of the art which he possessed of putting such
things to rights without any unpleasant bustle. The party were now
on their road home, and the danger, though not the fatigue, of the
expedition was at an end.
They drove on the cattle with little repose until it was nearly dark,
when Rob proposed to halt for the night upon a wide moor, across
which a cold north-east wind, with frost on its wing, was whistling
to the tune of the Pipers of Strath-Dearn.* The Highlanders,
* The winds which sweep a wild glen in Badenoch are so called.
sheltered by their plaids, lay down on the heath comfortably enough,
but the Lowlanders had no protection whatever. Rob Roy observing
this, directed one of his followers to afford the old man a portion of
his plaid; ``for the callant (boy), he may,'' said the freebooter,
``keep himself warm by walking about and watching the cattle.''
My informant heard this sentence with no small distress; and as
the frost wind grew more and more cutting, it seemed to freeze the
very blood in his young veins. He had been exposed to weather all
his life, he said, but never could forget the cold of that night; insomuch
that, in the bitterness of his heart, he cursed the bright moon
for giving no heat with so much light. At length the sense of cold
and weariness became so intolerable that he resolved to desert his
watch to seek some repose and shelter. With that purpose he couched
himself down behind one of the most bulky of the Highlanders, who
acted as lieutenant to the party. Not satisfied with having secured
the shelter of the man's large person, he coveted a share of his plaid,
and by imperceptible degrees drew a corner of it round him. He
was now comparatively in paradise, and slept sound till daybreak,
when he awoke, and was terribly afraid on observing that his nocturnal
operations had altogether uncovered the dhuiniewassell's neck and
shoulders, which, lacking the plaid which should have protected them,
were covered with cranreuch (i.e. hoar frost). The lad rose in great
dread of a beating, at least, when it should be found how luxuriously
he had been accommodated at the expense of a principal person of the
party. Good Mr. Lieutenant, however, got up and shook himself,
rubbing off the hoar frost with his plaid, and muttering something
of a cauld neight. They then drove on the cattle, which were restored
to their owner without farther adventure---The above can hardly be
termed a tale, but yet it contains materials both for the poet and
artist.
It was perhaps about the same time that, by a rapid march into
the Balquhidder hills at the head of a body of his own tenantry, the
Duke of Montrose actually surprised Rob Roy, and made him
prisoner. He was mounted behind one of the Duke's followers, named
James Stewart, and made fast to him by a horse-girth. The person
who had him thus in charge was grandfather of the intelligent man
of the same name, now deceased, who lately kept the inn in the
vicinity of Loch Katrine, and acted as a guide to visitors through
that beautiful scenery. From him I learned the story many years
before he was either a publican, or a guide, except to moorfowl shooters.
---It was evening (to resume the story), and the Duke was pressing
on to lodge his prisoner, so long sought after in vain, in some place
of security, when, in crossing the Teith or Forth, I forget which,
MacGregor took an opportunity to conjure Stewart, by all the ties of
old acquaintance and good neighbourhood, to give him some chance of
an escape from an assured doom. Stewart was moved with compassion,
perhaps with fear. He slipt the girth-buckle, and Rob, dropping
down from behind the horse's croupe, dived, swam, and escaped,
pretty much as described in the Novel. When James Stewart came
on shore, the Duke hastily demanded where his prisoner was; and
as no distinct answer was returned, instantly suspected Stewart's
connivance at the escape of the Outlaw; and, drawing a steel pistol
from his belt, struck him down with a blow on the head, from the
effects of which, his descendant said, he never completely recovered.
In the success of his repeated escapes from the pursuit of his
powerful enemy, Rob Roy at length became wanton and facetious.
He wrote a mock challenge to the Duke, which he circulated among
his friends to amuse them over a bottle. The reader will find this
document in the Appendix.* It is written in a good hand, and not
* Appendix, No. III.
particularly deficient in grammar or spelling. Our Southern readers
must be given to understand that it was a piece of humour,---a quiz,
in short,---on the part of the Outlaw, who was too sagacious to propose
such a rencontre in reality. This letter was written in the year 1719.
In the following year Rob Roy composed another epistle, very little
to his own reputation, as he therein confesses having played booty
during the civil war of 1715. It is addressed to General Wade, at
that time engaged in disarming the Highland clans, and making
military roads through the country. The letter is a singular composition.
It sets out the writer's real and unfeigned desire to have
offered his service to King George, but for his liability to be thrown
into jail for a civil debt, at the instance of the Duke of Montrose.
Being thus debarred from taking the right side, he acknowledged he
embraced the wrong one, upon Falstaff's principle, that since the King
wanted men and the rebels soldiers, it were worse shame to be idle in
such a stirring world, than to embrace the worst side, were it as black
as rebellion could make it. The impossibility of his being neutral in
such a debate, Rob seems to lay down as an undeniable proposition.
At the same time, while he acknowledges having been forced into an
unnatural rebellion against King George, he pleads that he not only
avoided acting offensively against his Majesty's forces on all occasions,
but, on the contrary, sent to them what intelligence he could collect
from time to time; for the truth of which he refers to his Grace the
Duke of Argyle. What influence this plea had on General Wade,
we have no means of knowing.
Rob Roy appears to have continued to live very much as usual.
His fame, in the meanwhile, passed beyond the narrow limits of the
country in which he resided. A pretended history of him appeared
in London during his lifetime, under the title of the Highland Rogue.
It is a catch-penny publication, bearing in front the effigy of a species
of ogre, with a beard of a foot in length; and his actions are as much
exaggerated as his personal appearance. Some few of the best known
adventures of the hero are told, though with little accuracy; but the
greater part of the pamphlet is entirely fictitious. It is great pity so
excellent a theme for a narrative of the kind had not fallen into the
hands of De Foe, who was engaged at the time on subjects somewhat
similar, though inferior in dignity and interest.
As Rob Roy advanced in years, he became more peaceable in his
habits, and his nephew Ghlune Dhu, with most of his tribe, renounced
those peculiar quarrels with the Duke of Montrose, by which
his uncle had been distinguished. The policy of that great family
had latterly been rather to attach this wild tribe by kindness than to
follow the mode of violence which had been hitherto ineffectually resorted
to. Leases at a low rent were granted to many of the MacGregors,
who had heretofore held possessions in the Duke's Highland
property merely by occupancy; and Glengyle (or Black-knee), who
continued to act as collector of black-mail, managed his police, as a
commander of the Highland watch arrayed at the charge of Government.
He is said to have strictly abstained from the open and lawless
depredations which his kinsman had practised,
It was probably after this state of temporary quiet had been obtained,
that Rob Roy began to think of the concerns of his future
state. He had been bred, and long professed himself, a Protestant;
but in his later years he embraced the Roman Catholic faith,---
perhaps on Mrs. Cole's principle, that it was a comfortable religion
for one of his calling. He is said to have alleged as the cause of his
conversion, a desire to gratify the noble family of Perth, who were
then strict Catholics. Having, as he observed, assumed the name of
the Duke of Argyle, his first protector, he could pay no compliment
worth the Earl of Perth's acceptance save complying with his mode
of religion. Rob did not pretend, when pressed closely on the subject,
to justify all the tenets of Catholicism, and acknowledged that extreme
unction always appeared to him a great waste of ulzie, or oil.*
* Such an admission is ascribed to the robber Donald Bean Lean in Waverley,
* chap. lxii,
In the last years of Rob Roy's life, his clan was involved in a
dispute with one more powerful than themselves. Stewart of Appin,
a chief of the tribe so named, was proprietor of a hill-farm in the
Braes of Balquhidder, called Invernenty. The MacGregors of Rob
Roy's tribe claimed a right to it by ancient occupancy, and declared
they would oppose to the uttermost the settlement of any person upon
the farm not being of their own name. The Stewarts came down
with two hundred men, well armed, to do themselves justice by main
force. The MacGregors took the field, but were unable to muster an
equal strength. Rob Roy, fending himself the weaker party, asked a
parley, in which he represented that both clans were friends to the
King, and, that he was unwilling they should be weakened by mutual
conflict, and thus made a merit of surrendering to Appin the disputed
territory of Invernenty. Appin, accordingly, settled as tenants
there, at an easy quit-rent, the MacLarens, a family dependent on
the Stewarts, and from whose character for strength and bravery, it
was expected that they would make their right good if annoyed by the
MacGregors. When all this had been amicably adjusted, in presence
of the two clans drawn up in arms near the Kirk of Balquhidder,
Rob Roy, apparently fearing his tribe might be thought to have conceded
too much upon the occasion, stepped forward and said, that
where so many gallant men were met in arms, it would be shameful
to part without it trial of skill, and therefore he took the freedom to
invite any gentleman of the Stewarts present to exchange a few blows
with him for the honour of their respective clans. The brother-in-law
of Appin, and second chieftain of the clan, Alaster Stewart of
Invernahyle, accepted the challenge, and they encountered with broadsword
and target before their respective kinsmen.* The combat
* Some accounts state that Appin himself was Rob Roy's antagonist on this
* occasion. My recollection, from the account of Invernahyle himself, was as stated
* in the text. But the period when I received the information is now so distant,
* that it is possible I may be mistaken. Invernahyle was rather of low stature, but
* very well made, athletic, and an excellent swordsman.
lasted till Rob received a slight wound in the arm, which was the
usual termination of such a combat when fought for honour only,
and not with a mortal purpose. Rob Roy dropped his point, and
congratulated his adversary on having been the first man who ever
drew blood from him. The victor generously acknowledged, that
without the advantage of youth, and the agility accompanying it, he
probably could not have come off with advantage.
This was probably one of Rob Roy's last exploits in arms. The
time of his death is not known with certainty, but he is generally
said to have survived 1738, and to have died an aged man. When
he found himself approaching his final change, he expressed some
contrition for particular parts of his life. His wife laughed at these
scruples of conscience, and exhorted him to die like a man, as he had
lived. In reply, he rebuked her for her violent passions, and the
counsels she had given him. ``You have put strife,'' he said,
``betwixt me and the best men of the country, and now you would
place enmity between me and my God.''
There is a tradition, no way inconsistent with the former, if
the character of Rob Roy be justly considered, that while on his
deathbed, he learned that a person with whom he was at enmity
proposed to visit him. ``Raise me from my bed,'' said the invalid;
``throw my plaid around me, and bring me my claymore, dirk, and
pistols---it shall never be said that a foeman saw Rob Roy MacGregor
defenceless and unarmed.'' His foeman, conjectured to be one
of the MacLarens before and after mentioned, entered and paid his
compliments, inquiring after the health of his formidable neighbour.
Rob Roy maintained a cold haughty civility during their short conference,
and so soon as he had left the house. ``Now,'' he said, ``all
is over---let the piper play, Ha til mi tulidh'' (we return no more);
and he is said to have expired before the dirge was finished.
This singular man died in bed in his own house, in the parish of
Balquhidder. He was buried in the churchyard of the same parish,
where his tombstone is only distinguished by a rude attempt at the
figure of a broadsword.
The character of Rob Roy is, of course, a mixed one. His
sagacity, boldness, and prudence, qualities so highly necessary to
success in war, became in some degree vices, from the manner in
which they were employed. The circumstances of his education, however,
must be admitted as some extenuation of his habitual transgressions
against the law; and for his political tergiversations, he
might in that distracted period plead the example of men far more
powerful, and less excusable in becoming the sport of circumstances,
than the poor and desperate outlaw. On the other hand, he was in
the constant exercise of virtues, the more meritorious as they seem
inconsistent with his general character. Pursuing the occupation of
a predatory chieftain,---in modern phrase a captain of banditti,---
Rob Roy was moderate in his revenge, and humane in his successes.
No charge of cruelty or bloodshed, unless in battle, is brought against
his memory. In like manner, the formidable outlaw was the friend
of the poor, and, to the utmost of his ability, the support of the
widow and the orphan---kept his word when pledged---and died
lamented in his own wild country, where there were hearts grateful
for his beneficence, though their minds were not sufficiently instructed
to appreciate his errors.
The author perhaps ought to stop here; but the fate of a part of
Rob Roy's family was so extraordinary, as to call for a continuation
of this somewhat prolix account, as affording an interesting chapter,
not on Highland manners alone, but on every stage of society in
which the people of a primitive and half-civilised tribe are brought
into close contact with a nation, in which civilisation and polity
have attained a complete superiority.
Rob had five sons,---Coll, Ronald, James, Duncan, and Robert.
Nothing occurs worth notice concerning three of them; but James,
who was a very handsome man, seems to have had a good deal of his
father's spirit, and the mantle of Dougal Ciar Mhor had apparently
descended on the shoulders of Robin Oig, that is, young Robin.
Shortly after Rob Roy's death, the ill-will which the MacGregors
entertained against the MacLarens again broke out, at the instigation,
it was said, of Rob's widow, who seems thus far to have deserved the
character given to her by her husband, as an Ate' stirring up to blood
and strife. Robin Oig, under her instigation, swore that as soon as
he could get back a certain gun which had belonged to his father, and
had been lately at Doune to be repaired, he would shoot MacLaren,
for having presumed to settle on his mother's land.* He was as
* This fatal piece was taken from Robin Oig, when he was seized many years
* afterwards. It remained in possession of the magistrates before whom he was
* brought for examination, and now makes part of a small collection of arms belonging
* to the Author. It is a Spanish-barrelled gun, marked with the letters R. M. C., for
* Robert MacGregor Campbell.
good as his word, and shot MacLaren when between the stilts of his
plough, wounding him mortally.
The aid of a Highland leech was procured, who probed the wound
with a probe made out of a castock; i.e., the stalk of a colewort or
cabbage. This learned gentleman declared he would not venture to
prescribe, not knowing with what shot the patient had been wounded.
MacLaren died, and about the same time his cattle were houghed,
and his live stock destroyed in a barbarous manner.
Robin Oig, after this feat---which one of his biographers represents
as the unhappy discharge of a gun---retired to his mother's house,
to boast that he had drawn the first blood in the quarrel aforesaid.
On the approach of troops, and a body of the Stewarts, who were
bound to take up the cause of their tenant, Robin Oig absconded, and
escaped all search.
The doctor already mentioned, by name Callam MacInleister,
with James and Ronald, brothers to the actual perpetrator of the
murder, were brought to trial. But as they contrived to represent the
action as a rash deed committed by ``the daft callant Rob,'' to which
they were not accessory, the jury found their accession to the crime
was Not Proven. The alleged acts of spoil and violence on the MacLarens'
cattle, were also found to be unsupported by evidence. As it
was proved, however, that the two brothers, Ronald and James, were
held and reputed thieves, they were appointed to find caution to the
extent of L200, for their good behaviour for seven years.*
* Note D. Author's expedition against the MacLarens.
The spirit of clanship was at that time, so strong---to which must
be added the wish to secure the adherence of stout, able-bodied, and,
as the Scotch phrase then went, pretty men---that the representative
of the noble family of Perth condescended to act openly as patron of
the MacGregors, and appeared as such upon their trial. So at least
the author was informed by the late Robert MacIntosh, Esq., advocate.
The circumstance may, however, have occurred later than 1736---the
year in which this first trial took place.
Robin Oig served for a time in the 42d regiment, and was present
at the battle of Fontenoy, where he was made prisoner and wounded.
He was exchanged, returned to Scotland, and obtained his discharge.
He afterwards appeared openly in the MacGregor's country; and,
notwithstanding his outlawry, married a daughter of Graham of
Drunkie, a gentleman of some property. His wife died a few years
afterwards.
The insurrection of 1745 soon afterwards called the MacGregors
to arms. Robert MacGregor of Glencarnoch, generally regarded as
the chief of the whole name, and grandfather of Sir John, whom the
clan received in that character, raised a MacGregor regiment, with
which he joined the standard of the Chevalier. The race of Ciar
Mhor, however, affecting independence, and commanded by Glengyle
and his cousin James Roy MacGregor, did not join this kindred
corps, but united themselves to the levies of the titular Duke of Perth,
until William MacGregor Drummond of Bolhaldie, whom they
regarded as head of their branch, of Clan Alpine, should come over
from France. To cement the union after the Highland fashion,
James laid down the name of Campbell, and assumed that of Drummond,
in compliment to Lord Perth. He was also called James
Roy, after his father, and James Mhor, or Big James, from his
height. His corps, the relics of his father Rob's band, behaved with
great activity; with only twelve men he succeeded in surprising and
burning, for the second time, the fort at Inversnaid, constructed for
the express purpose of bridling the country of the MacGregors.
What rank or command James MacGregor had, is uncertain.
He calls himself Major; and Chevalier Johnstone calls him Captain.
He must have held rank under Ghlune Dhu, his kinsman, but his
active and audacious character placed him above the rest of his
brethren. Many of his followers were unarmed; he supplied the.
want of guns and swords with scythe-blades set straight upon their
handles.
At the battle of Prestonpans, James Roy distinguished himself.
``His company,'' says Chevalier Johnstone, ``did great execution with
their scythes.'' They cut the legs of the horses in two---the riders
through the middle of their bodies. MacGregor was brave and intrepid,
but at the same time, somewhat whimsical and singular.
When advancing to the charge with his company, he received five
wounds, two of them from balls that pierced his body through and
through. Stretched on the ground, with his head resting on his
hand, he called out loudly to the Highlanders of his company, ``My
lads, I am not dead. By G---, I shall see if any of you does not
do his duty.'' The victory, as is well known, was instantly obtained.
In some curious letters of James Roy,* it appears that his thigh-bone
* Published in Blackwood's Magazine, vol. ii. p. 228.
was broken on this occasion, and that he, nevertheless, rejoined
the army with six companies, and was present at the battle of
Culloden. After that defeat, the clan MacGregor kept together in a
body, and did not disperse till they had returned into their own
country. They brought James Roy with them in a litter; and,
without being particularly molested, he was permitted to reside in the
MacGregor's country along with his brothers.
James MacGregor Drummond was attainted for high treason with
persons of more importance. But it appears he had entered into
some communication with Government, as, in the letters quoted, he
mentions having obtained a pass from the Lord Justice-Clerk in
1747, which was a sufficient protection to him from the military.
The circumstance is obscurely stated in one of the letters already
quoted, but may perhaps, joined to subsequent incidents, authorise the
suspicion that James, like his father, could look at both sides of the
cards. As the confusion of the country subsided, the MacGregors,
like foxes which had baffled the hounds, drew back to their old haunts,
and lived unmolested. But an atrocious outrage, in which the sons
of Rob Roy were concerned, brought at length on the family the full
vengeance of the law.
James Roy was a married man, and had fourteen children. But
his brother, Robin Oig, was now a widower; and it was resolved,
if possible, that he should make his fortune by carrying off and
marrying, by force if necessary, some woman of fortune from the
Lowlands.
The imagination of the half-civilised Highlanders was less shocked
at the idea of this particular species of violence, than might be expected
from their general kindness to the weaker sex when they make
part of their own families. But all their views were tinged with
the idea that they lived in a state of war; and in such a state, from
the time of the siege of Troy to ``the moment when Previsa fell,''*
* Childe Harold's Pilgrimage, Canto II.
the female captives are, to uncivilised victors, the most valuable part
of the booty---
``The wealthy are slaughtered, the lovely are spared.''
We need not refer to the rape of the Sabines, or to a similar
instance in the Book of Judges, for evidence that such deeds of
violence have been committed upon a large scale. Indeed, this sort
of enterprise was so common along the Highland line as to give rise
to a variety of songs and ballads.* The annals of Ireland, as well
* See Appendix, No. VI.
as those of Scotland, prove the crime to have been common in the more
lawless parts of both countries; and any woman who happened to
please a man of spirit who came of a good house, and possessed a
few chosen friends, and a retreat in the mountains, was not permitted
the alternative of saying him nay. What is more, it would seem
that the women themselves, most interested in the immunities of their
sex, were, among the lower classes, accustomed to regard such
marriages as that which is presently to be detailed as ``pretty
Fanny's way,'' or rather, the way of Donald with pretty Fanny.
It is not a great many years since a respectable woman, above the
lower rank of life, expressed herself very warmly to the author on his
taking the freedom to censure the behaviour of the MacGregors on the
occasion in question. She said ``that there was no use in giving a
bride too much choice upon such occasions; that the marriages were
the happiest long syne which had been done offhand.'' Finally, she
averred that her ``own mother had never seen her father till the night
he brought her up from the Lennox, with ten head of black cattle,
and there had not been a happier couple in the country.''
James Drummond and his brethren having similar opinions with
the author's old acquaintance, and debating how they might raise the
fallen fortunes of their clan, formed a resolution to settle their
brother's fortune by striking up an advantageous marriage betwixt
Robin Oig and one Jean Key, or Wright, a young woman scarce
twenty years old, and who had been left about two months a widow
by the death of her husband. Her property was estimated at only
from 16,000 to 18,000 merks, but it seems to have been sufficient
temptation to these men to join in the commission of a great crime.
This poor young victim lived with her mother in her own house at
Edinbilly, in the parish of Balfron and shire of Stirling. At this
place, in the night of 3d December 1750, the sons of Rob Roy, and
particularly James Mhor and Robin Oig, rushed into the house where
the object of their attack was resident, presented guns, swords, and
pistols to the males of the family, and terrified the women by threatening
to break open the doors if Jean Key was not surrendered, as,
said James Roy, ``his brother was a young fellow determined to make
his fortune.'' Having, at length, dragged the object of their lawless
purpose from her place of concealment, they tore her from her mother's
arms, mounted her on a horse before one of the gang, and carried
her off in spite, of her screams and cries, which were long heard after
the terrified spectators of the outrage could no longer see the party
retreat through the darkness. In her attempts to escape, the poor
young woman threw herself from the horse on which they had placed
her, and in so doing wrenched her side. They then laid her double
over the pummel of the saddle, and transported her through the
mosses and moors till the pain of the injury she had suffered in her
side, augmented by the uneasiness of her posture, made her consent to
sit upright. In the execution of this crime they stopped at more
houses than one, but none of the inhabitants dared interrupt their
proceedings. Amongst others who saw them was that classical and
accomplished scholar the late Professor William Richardson of
Glasgow, who used to describe as a terrible dream their violent and
noisy entrance into the house where he was then residing. The
Highlanders filled the little kitchen, brandishing their arms, demanding
what they pleased, and receiving whatever they demanded.
James Mhor, he said, was a tall, stern, and soldier-like man.
Robin Oig looked more gentle; dark, but yet ruddy in complexion---
a good-looking young savage. Their victim was so dishevelled in her
dress, and forlorn in her appearance and demeanour, that he could
hardly tell whether she was alive or dead.
The gang carried the unfortunate woman to Rowardennan, where
they had a priest unscrupulous enough to read the marriage service,
while James Mhor forcibly held the bride up before him; and the
priest declared the couple man and wife, even while she protested
against the infamy of his conduct. Under the same threats of
violence, which had been all along used to enforce their scheme, the
poor victim was compelled to reside with the pretended husband who
was thus forced upon her. They even dared to carry her to the public
church of Balquhidder, where the officiating clergyman (the same who
had been Rob Roy's pensioner) only asked them if they were married
persons. Robert MacGregor answered in the affirmative; the terrified
female was silent.
The country was now too effectually subjected to the law for this
vile outrage to be followed by the advantages proposed by the actors,
Military parties were sent out in every direction to seize the MacGregors,
who were for two or three weeks compelled to shift from one
place to another in the mountains, bearing the unfortunate Jean Key
along with them. In the meanwhile, the Supreme Civil Court issued
a warrant, sequestrating the property of Jean Key, or Wright, which
removed out of the reach of the actors in the violence the prize which
they expected. They had, however, adopted a belief of the poor
woman's spirit being so far broken that she would prefer submitting
to her condition, and adhering to Robin Oig as her husband, rather
than incur the disgrace, of appearing in such a cause in an open
court. It was, indeed, a delicate experiment; but their kinsman
Glengyle, chief of their immediate family, was of a temper averse to
lawless proceedings;* and the captive's friends having had recourse
* Such, at least, was his general character; for when James Mhor, while perpetrating
* the violence at Edinbilly, called out, in order to overawe opposition, that
* Glengyle was lying in the moor with a hundred men to patronise his enterprise,
* Jean Key told him he lied, since she was confident Glengyle would never countenance
* so scoundrelly a business.
to his advice, they feared that he would withdraw his protection if
they refused to place the prisoner at liberty.
The brethren resolved, therefore, to liberate the unhappy woman, but
previously had recourse to every measure which should oblige her,
either from fear or otherwise, to own her marriage with Robin Oig.
The cailliachs (old Highland hags) administered drugs, which were
designed to have the effect of philtres, but were probably deleterious.
James Mhor at one time threatened, that if she did not acquiesce in
the match she would find that there were enough of men in the Highlands
to bring the heads of two of her uncles who were pursuing the
civil lawsuit. At another time he fell down on his knees, and confessed
he had been accessory to wronging her, but begged she would
not ruin his innocent wife and large family. She was made to
swear she would not prosecute the brethren for the offence they had
committed; and she was obliged by threats to subscribe papers which
were tendered to her, intimating that she was carried off in consequence
of her own previous request.
James Mhor Drummond accordingly brought his pretended sister-in-law
to Edinburgh, where, for some little time, she was carried
about from one house to another, watched by those with whom she
was lodged, and never permitted to go out alone, or even to approach
the window. The Court of Session, considering the peculiarity of
the case, and regarding Jean Key as being still under some forcible
restraint, took her person under their own special charge, and appointed
her to reside in the family of Mr. Wightman of Mauldsley, a gentleman
of respectability, who was married to one of her near relatives.
Two sentinels kept guard on the house day and night---a precaution
not deemed superfluous when the MacGregors were in question. She
was allowed to go out whenever she chose, and to see whomsoever she
had a mind, as well as the men of law employed in the civil suit on
either side. When she first came to Mr. Wightman's house she
seemed broken down with affright and suffering, so changed in features
that her mother hardly knew her, and so shaken in mind that she
scarce could recognise her parent. It was long before she could be
assured that she was in perfect safely. But when she at length received
confidence in her situation, she made a judicial declaration,
or affidavit, telling the full history of her wrongs, imputing to fear
her former silence on the subject, and expressing her resolution not to
prosecute those who had injured her, in respect of the oath she had
been compelled to take. From the possible breach of such an oath,
though a compulsory one, she was relieved by the forms of Scottish
jurisprudence, in that respect more equitable than those of England,
prosecutions for crimes being always conducted at the expense and
charge of the King, without inconvenience or cost to the private party
who has sustained the wrong. But the unhappy sufferer did not
live to be either accuser or witness against those who had so deeply
injured her.
James Mhor Drummond had left Edinburgh so soon as his half-dead
prey had been taken from his clutches. Mrs. Key, or Wright,
was released from her species of confinement there, and removed to
Glasgow, under the escort of Mr. Wightman. As they passed the
Hill of Shotts, her escort chanced to say, ``this is a very wild spot;
what if the MacGregors should come upon us?''---``God forbid!''
was her immediate answer, ``the very sight of them would kill me.''
She continued to reside at Glasgow, without venturing to return to
her own house at Edinbilly. Her pretended husband made some
attempts to obtain an interview with her, which she steadily rejected.
She died on the 4th October 1751. The information for the Crown
hints that her decease might be the consequence of the usage she received.
But there is a general report that she died of the small-pox.
In the meantime, James Mhor, or Drummond, fell into the hands
of justice. He was considered as the instigator of the whole affair.
Nay, the deceased had informed her friends that on the night of her
being carried off, Robin Oig, moved by her cries and tears, had partly
consented to let her return, when James came up with a pistol in his
hand, and, asking whether he was such a coward as to relinquish an
enterprise in which he had risked everything to procure him a fortune,
in a manner compelled his brother to persevere. James's trial took
place on 13th July 1752, and was conducted with the utmost fairness
and impartiality. Several witnesses, all of the MacGregor family,
swore that the marriage was performed with every appearance of
acquiescence on the woman's part; and three or four witnesses, one
of them sheriff-substitute of the county, swore she might have made
her escape if she wished, and the magistrate stated that he offered her
assistance if she felt desirous to do so. But when asked why he, in
his official capacity, did not arrest the MacGregors, he could only
answer, that he had not force sufficient to make the attempt.
The judicial declarations of Jean Key, or Wright, stated the
violent manner in which she had been carried off, and they were confirmed
by many of her friends, from her private communications
with them, which the event of her death rendered good evidence.
Indeed, the fact of her abduction (to use a Scottish law term) was
completely proved by impartial witnesses. The unhappy woman
admitted that she had pretended acquiescence in her fate on several
occasions, because she dared not trust such as offered to assist her to
escape, not even the sheriff-substitute.
The jury brought in a special verdict, finding that Jean Key, or
Wright, had been forcibly carried off from her house, as charged in
the indictment, and that the accused had failed to show that she was
herself privy and consenting to this act of outrage. But they found the
forcible marriage, and subsequent violence, was not proved; and also
found, in alleviation of the panel's guilt in the premises, that Jean
Key did afterwards acquiesce in her condition. Eleven of the jury,
using the names of other four who were absent, subscribed a letter to
the Court, stating it was their purpose and desire, by such special
verdict, to take the panel's case out of the class of capital crimes.
Learned informations (written arguments) on the import of the
verdict, which must be allowed a very mild one in the circumstances,
were laid before the High Court of Justiciary. This point is very
learnedly debated in these pleadings by Mr. Grant, Solicitor for the
Crown, and the celebrated Mr. Lockhart, on the part of the prisoner;
but James Mhor did not wait the event of the Court's decision.
He had been committed to the Castle of Edinburgh on some reports
that an escape would be attempted. Yet he contrived to achieve his
liberty even from that fortress. His daughter had the address to
enter the prison, disguised as a cobbler, bringing home work, as she
pretended. In this cobbler's dress her father quickly arrayed himself.
The wife and daughter of the prisoner were heard by the sentinels
scolding the supposed cobbler for having done his work ill, and the
man came out with his hat slouched over his eyes, and grumbling, as
if at the manner in which they had treated him. In this way the
prisoner passed all the guards without suspicion, and made his escape
to France. He was afterwards outlawed by the Court of Justiciary,
which proceeded to the trial of Duncan MacGregor, or Drummond,
his brother, 15th January 1753. The accused had unquestionably
been with the party which carried off Jean Key; but no evidence
being brought which applied to him individually and directly, the
jury found him not guilty---and nothing more is known of his fate.
That of James MacGregor, who, from talent and activity, if not
by seniority, may be considered as head of the family, has been long
misrepresented; as it has been generally averred in Law Reports, as
well as elsewhere, that his outlawry was reversed, and that he returned
and died in Scotland. But the curious letters published in Blackwood's
Magazine for December 1817, show this to be an error. The
first of these documents is a petition to Charles Edward. It is dated
20th September 1753, and pleads his service to the cause of the Stuarts,
ascribing his exile to the persecution of the Hanoverian Government,
without any allusion to the affair of Jean Key, or the Court of
Justiciary. It is stated to be forwarded by MacGregor Drummond
of Bohaldie, whom, as before mentioned, James Mhor acknowledged
as his chief.
The effect which this petition produced does not appear. Some
temporary relief was perhaps obtained. But, soon after, this daring
adventurer was engaged in a very dark intrigue against an exile of
his own country, and placed pretty nearly in his own circumstances.
A remarkable Highland story must be here briefly alluded to. Mr.
Campbell of Glenure, who had been named factor for Government on
the forfeited estates of Stewart of Ardshiel, was shot dead by an
assassin as he passed through the wood of Lettermore, after crossing
the ferry of Ballachulish. A gentleman, named James Stewart, a
natural brother of Ardshiel, the forfeited person, was tried as being
accessory to the murder, and condemned and executed upon very
doubtful evidence; the heaviest part of which only amounted to the
accused person having assisted a nephew of his own, called Allan
Breck Stewart, with money to escape after the deed was done. Not
satisfied with this vengeance, which was obtained in a manner little
to the honour of the dispensation of justice at the time, the friends of
the deceased Glenure were equally desirous to obtain possession of the
person of Allan Breck Stewart, supposed to be the actual homicide.
James Mhor Drummond was secretly applied to to trepan Stewart
to the sea-coast, and bring him over to Britain, to almost certain
death. Drummond MacGregor had kindred connections with the
slain Glenure; and, besides, the MacGregors and Campbells had been
friends of late, while the former clan and the Stewarts had, as we
have seen, been recently at feud; lastly, Robert Oig was now in
custody at Edinburgh, and James was desirous to do some service by
which his brother might be saved. The joint force of these motives
may, in James's estimation of right and wrong, have been some
vindication for engaging in such an enterprise, although, as must be
necessarily supposed, it could only be executed by treachery of a gross
description. MacGregor stipulated for a license to return to England,
promising to bring Allan Breck thither along with him. But the
intended victim was put upon his guard by two countrymen, who
suspected James's intentions towards him. He escaped from his
kidnapper, after, as MacGregor alleged, robbing his portmanteau of
some clothes and four snuff-boxes. Such a charge, it may be observed,
could scarce have been made unless the parties had been living on a
footing of intimacy, and had access to each other's baggage.
Although James Drummond had thus missed his blow in the
matter of Allan Breck Stewart, he used his license to make a journey
to London, and had an interview, as he avers, with Lord Holdernesse.
His Lordship, and the Under-Secretary, put many puzzling questions
to him; and, as he says, offered him a situation, which would bring
him bread, in the Government's service. This office was advantageous
as to emolument; but in the opinion of James Drummond, his acceptance
of it would have been a disgrace to his birth, and have rendered
him a scourge to his country. If such a tempting offer and sturdy
rejection had any foundation in fact, it probably relates to some plan
of espionage on the Jacobites, which the Government might hope to
carry on by means of a man who, in the matter of Allan Breck
Stewart, had shown no great nicety of feeling. Drummond MacGregor
was so far accommodating as to intimate his willingness to act
in any station in which other gentlemen of honour served, but not
otherwise;---an answer which, compared with some passages of his
past life, may remind the reader of Ancient Pistol standing upon
his reputation.
Having thus proved intractable, as he tells the story, to the proposals
of Lord Holdernesse, James Drummond was ordered instantly
to quit England.
On his return to France, his condition seems to have been utterly
disastrous. He was seized with fever and gravel---ill, consequently,
in body, and weakened and dispirited in mind. Allan Breck Stewart
threatened to put him to death in revenge of the designs he had
harboured against him.* The Stewart clan were in the highest degree
* Note E. Allan Breck Stewart.
unfriendly to him: and his late expedition to London had been
attended with many suspicious circumstances, amongst which it was
not the slightest that he had kept his purpose secret from his chief
Bohaldie. His intercourse with Lord Holdernesse was suspicious.
The Jacobites were probably, like Don Bernard de Castel Blaze, in
Gil Blas, little disposed to like those who kept company with Alguazils.
Mac-Donnell of Lochgarry, a man of unquestioned honour, lodged
an information against James Drummond before the High Bailie of
Dunkirk, accusing him of being a spy, so that he found himself
obliged to leave that town and come to Paris, with only the sum of
thirteen livres for his immediate subsistence, and with absolute
beggary staring him in the face.
We do not offer the convicted common thief, the accomplice in
MacLaren's assassination, or the manager of the outrage against Jean
Key, as an object of sympathy; but it is melancholy to look on the
dying struggles even of a wolf or a tiger, creatures of a species directly
hostile to our own; and, in like manner, the utter distress of this
man, whose faults may have sprung from a wild system of education,
working on a haughty temper, will not be perused without some pity.
In his last letter to Bohaldie, dated Paris, 25th September 1754, he
describes his state of destitution as absolute, and expresses himself
willing to exercise his talents in breaking or breeding horses, or as a
hunter or fowler, if he could only procure employment in such an
inferior capacity till something better should occur. An Englishman
may smile, but a Scotchman will sigh at the postscript, in which the
poor starving exile asks the loan of his patron's bagpipes that he
might play over some of the melancholy tunes of his own land. But
the effect of music arises, in a great degree, from association; and
sounds which might jar the nerves of a Londoner or Parisian, bring
back to the Highlander his lofty mountain, wild lake, and the deeds
of his fathers of the glen. To prove MacGregor's claim to our reader's
compassion, we here insert the last part of the letter alluded to.
``By all appearance I am born to suffer crosses, and it seems they're not
at an end; for such is my wretched case at present, that I do not know
earthly where to go or what to do, as I have no subsistence to keep body and
soul together. All that I have carried here is about 13 livres, and have
taken a room at my old quarters in Hotel St. Pierre, Rue de Cordier. I
send you the bearer, begging of you to let me know if you are to be in town
soon, that I may have the pleasure of seeing you, for I have none to make
application to but you alone; and all I want is, if it was possible you could
contrive where I could be employed without going to entire beggary. This
probably is a difficult point, yet unless it's attended with some difficulty,
you might think nothing of it, as your long head can bring about matters of
much more difficulty and consequence than this. If you'd disclose this
matter to your friend Mr. Butler, it's possible he might have some employ
wherein I could be of use, as I pretend to know as much of breiding and
riding of horse as any in France, besides that I am a good hunter either
on horseback or by footing. You may judge my reduction, as I propose
the meanest things to lend a turn till better cast up. I am sorry that I
am obliged to give you so much trouble, but I hope you are very well assured
that I am grateful for what you have done for me, and I leave you to judge
of my present wretched case. I am, and shall for ever continue, dear
Chief, your own to command, Jas. MacGregor.
``P. S.---If you'd send your pipes by the bearer, and all the other little
trinkims belonging to it, I would put them in order, and play some
melancholy tunes, which I may now with safety, and in real truth. Forgive
my not going directly to you, for if I could have borne the seeing of
yourself, I could not choose to be seen by my friends in my wretchedness,
nor by any of my acquaintance.''
While MacGregor wrote in this disconsolate manner, Death, the
sad but sure remedy for mortal evils, and decider of all doubts and
uncertainties, was hovering near him. A memorandum on the back
of the letter says the writer died about a week after, in October 1754.
It now remains to mention the fate of Robin Oig---for the other
sons of Rob Roy seem to have been no way distinguished. Robin was
apprehended by a party of military from the fort of Inversnaid, at
the foot of Gartmore, and was conveyed to Edinburgh 26th May
1753. After a delay, which may have been protracted by the negotiations
of James for delivering up Allan Breck Stewart upon promise
of his brother's life, Robin Oig, on the 24th of December 1753,
was brought to the bar of the High Court of Justiciary, and indicted
by the name of Robert MacGregor, alias Campbell, alias Drummond,
alias Robert Oig; and the evidence led against him resembled exactly
that which was brought by the Crown on the former trial. Robert's
case was in some degree more favourable than his brother's;---for,
though the principal in the forcible marriage, he had yet to plead
that he had shown symptoms of relenting while they were carrying
Jean Key off, which were silenced by the remonstrances and threats of
his harder natured brother James. A considerable space of time had
also elapsed since the poor woman died, which is always a strong circumstance
in favour of the accused; for there is a sort of perspective
in guilt, and crimes of an old date seem less odious than those of recent
occurrence. But notwithstanding these considerations, the jury,
in Robert's case, did not express any solicitude to save his life as they
had done that of James. They found him guilty of being art and
part in the forcible abduction of Jean Key from her own dwelling.*
* The Trials of the Sons of Rob Roy, with anecdotes of Himself and his Family,
* were published at Edinburgh, 1818, in 12mo.
Robin Oig was condemned to death, and executed on the 14th
February 1754. At the place of execution he behaved with great
decency; and professing himself a Catholic, imputed all his misfortunes
to his swerving from the true church two or three years before.
He confessed the violent methods he had used to gain Mrs. Key, or
Wright, and hoped his fate would stop further proceedings against
his brother James.*
* James died near three months before, but his family might easily remain a
* long time without the news of that event.
The newspapers observed that his body, after hanging the usual
time, was delivered to his friends to be carried to the Highlands.
To this the recollection of a venerable friend, recently taken from us
in the fulness of years, then a schoolboy at Linlithgow, enables the
author to add, that a much larger body of MacGregors than had
cared to advance to Edinburgh received the corpse at that place with
the coronach and other wild emblems of Highland mourning, and so
escorted it to Balquhidder. Thus we may conclude this long account
of Rob Roy and his family with the classic phrase,
Ite. Conclamatum est.
I have only to add, that I have selected the above from many
anecdotes of Rob Roy which were, and may still be, current among
the mountains where he flourished; but I am far from warranting
their exact authenticity. Clannish partialities were very apt to guide
the tongue and pen, as well as the pistol and claymore, and the
features of an anecdote are wonderfully softened or exaggerated as the
story is told by a MacGregor or a Campbell.
How have I sinn'd, that this affliction
Should light so heavy on me? I have no more sons,
And this no more mine own.---My grand curse
Hang o'er his head that thus transformed thee!---Travel?
I'll send my horse to travel next.
Monsieur Thomas.
You have requested me, my dear friend, to bestow some of that
leisure, with which Providence has blessed the decline of my
life, in registering the hazards and difficulties which attended
its commencement. The recollection of those adventures, as you
are pleased to term them, has indeed left upon my mind a
chequered and varied feeling of pleasure and of pain, mingled, I
trust, with no slight gratitude and veneration to the Disposer of
human events, who guided my early course through much risk
and labour, that the ease with which he has blessed my prolonged
life might seem softer from remembrance and contrast.
Neither is it possible for me to doubt, what you have often
affirmed, that the incidents which befell me among a people
singularly primitive in their government and manners, have
something interesting and attractive for those who love to hear
an old man's stories of a past age.
Still, however, you must remember, that the tale told by one
friend, and listened to by another, loses half its charms when
committed to paper; and that the narratives to which you have
attended with interest, as heard from the voice of him to whom
they occurred, will appear less deserving of attention when perused
in the seclusion of your study. But your greener age and
robust constitution promise longer life than will, in all human
probability, be the lot of your friend. Throw, then, these sheets
into some secret drawer of your escritoire till we are separated
from each other's society by an event which may happen at any
moment, and which must happen within the course of a few---
a very few years. When we are parted in this world, to meet,
I hope, in a better, you will, I am well aware, cherish more than
it deserves the memory of your departed friend, and will find in
those details which I am now to commit to paper, matter for
melancholy, but not unpleasing reflection. Others bequeath to
the confidants of their bosom portraits of their external features
---I put into your hands a faithful transcript of my thoughts
and feelings, of my virtues and of my failings, with the assured
hope, that the follies and headstrong impetuosity of my youth
will meet the same kind construction and forgiveness which have
so often attended the faults of my matured age.
One advantage, among the many, of addressing my Memoirs
(if I may give these sheets a name so imposing) to a dear and
intimate friend, is, that I may spare some of the details, in this
case unnecessary, with which I must needs have detained a
stranger from what I have to say of greater interest. Why
should I bestow all my tediousness upon you, because I have
you in my power, and have ink, paper, and time before me?
At the same time, I dare not promise that I may not abuse the
opportunity so temptingly offered me, to treat of myself and my
own concerns, even though I speak of circumstances as well
known to you as to myself. The seductive love of narrative,
when we ourselves are the heroes of the events which we tell,
often disregards the attention due to the time and patience of
the audience, and the best and wisest have yielded to its fascination.
I need only remind you of the singular instance evinced
by the form of that rare and original edition of Sully's Memoirs,
which you (with the fond vanity of a book-collector) insist upon
preferring to that which is reduced to the useful and ordinary
form of Memoirs, but which I think curious, solely as illustrating
how far so great a man as the author was accessible to the foible
of self-importance. If I recollect rightly, that venerable peer
and great statesman had appointed no fewer than four gentlemen
of his household to draw up the events of his life, under the title
of Memorials of the Sage and Royal Affairs of State, Domestic,
Political, and Military, transacted by Henry IV., and so forth.
These grave recorders, having made their compilation, reduced
the Memoirs containing all the remarkable events of their
master's life into a narrative, addressed to himself in propria
persona. And thus, instead of telling his own story, in the third
person, like Julius Caesar, or in the first person, like most who,
in the hall, or the study, undertake to be the heroes of their
own tale, Sully enjoyed the refined, though whimsical pleasure,
of having the events of his life told over to him by his secretaries,
being himself the auditor, as he was also the hero, and
probably the author, of the whole book. It must have been a
great sight to have seen the ex-minister, as bolt upright as a
starched ruff and laced cassock could make him, seated in state
beneath his canopy, and listening to the recitation of his compilers,
while, standing bare in his presence, they informed him
gravely, ``Thus said the duke---so did the duke infer---such
were your grace's sentiments upon this important point---such
were your secret counsels to the king on that other emergency,''
---circumstances, all of which must have been much better known
to their hearer than to themselves, and most of which could only
be derived from his own special communication.
My situation is not quite so ludicrous as that of the great
Sully, and yet there would be something whimsical in Frank
Osbaldistone giving Will Tresham a formal account of his birth,
education, and connections in the world. I will, therefore,
wrestle with the tempting spirit of P. P., Clerk of our Parish,
as I best may, and endeavour to tell you nothing that is familiar
to you already. Some things, however, I must recall to your
memory, because, though formerly well known to you, they may
have been forgotten through lapse of time, and they afford the
ground-work of my destiny.
You must remember my father well; for, as your own was a
member of the mercantile house, you knew him from infancy.
Yet you hardly saw him in his best days, before age and infirmity
had quenched his ardent spirit of enterprise and speculation.
He would have been a poorer man, indeed, but perhaps as happy,
had he devoted to the extension of science those active energies,
and acute powers of observation, for which commercial pursuits
found occupation. Yet, in the fluctuations of mercantile speculation,
there is something captivating to the adventurer, even
independent of the hope of gain. He who embarks on that
fickle sea, requires to possess the skill of the pilot and the
fortitude of the navigator, and after all may be wrecked and
lost, unless the gales of fortune breathe in his favour. This
mixture of necessary attention and inevitable hazard,---the
frequent and awful uncertainty whether prudence shall overcome
fortune, or fortune baffle the schemes of prudence, affords
full occupation for the powers, as well as for the feelings of the
mind, and trade has all the fascination of gambling without its
moral guilt.
Early in the 18th century, when I (Heaven help me) was a
youth of some twenty years old, I was summoned suddenly from
Bourdeaux to attend my father on business of importance. I
shall never forget our first interview. You recollect the brief,
abrupt, and somewhat stern mode in which he was wont to
communicate his pleasure to those around him. Methinks I see
him even now in my mind's eye;---the firm and upright figure,
---the step, quick and determined,---the eye, which shot so keen
and so penetrating a glance,---the features, on which care had
already planted wrinkles,---and hear his language, in which he
never wasted word in vain, expressed in a voice which had
sometimes an occasional harshness, far from the intention of the
speaker.
When I dismounted from my post-horse, I hastened to my
father's apartment. He was traversing it with an air of composed
and steady deliberation, which even my arrival, although
an only son unseen for four years, was unable to discompose.
I threw myself into his arms. He was a kind, though not a
fond father, and the tear twinkled in his dark eye, but it was
only for a moment.
``Dubourg writes to me that he is satisfied with you, Frank.''
``I am happy, sir''------
``But I have less reason to be so'' he added, sitting down
at his bureau.
``I am sorry, sir''---
``Sorry and happy, Frank, are words that, on most occasions,
signify little or nothing---Here is your last letter.''
He took it out from a number of others tied up in a parcel of
red tape, and curiously labelled and filed. There lay my poor
epistle, written on the subject the nearest to my heart at the
time, and couched in words which I had thought would work
compassion if not conviction,---there, I say, it lay, squeezed up
among the letters on miscellaneous business in which my father's
daily affairs had engaged him. I cannot help smiling internally
when I recollect the mixture of hurt vanity, and wounded feeling,
with which I regarded my remonstrance, to the penning of which
there had gone, I promise you, some trouble, as I beheld it
extracted from amongst letters of advice, of credit, and all the
commonplace lumber, as I then thought them, of a merchant's
correspondence. Surely, thought I, a letter of such importance
(I dared not say, even to myself, so well written) deserved a
separate place, as well as more anxious consideration, than those
on the ordinary business of the counting-house.
But my father did not observe my dissatisfaction, and would
not have minded it if he had. He proceeded, with the letter
in his hand. ``This, Frank, is yours of the 21st ultimo, in
which you advise me (reading from my letter), that in the most
important business of forming a plan, and adopting a profession
for life, you trust my paternal goodness will hold you entitled
to at least a negative voice; that you have insuperable---ay,
insuperable is the word---I wish, by the way, you would write
a more distinct current hand---draw a score through the tops of
your t's, and open the loops of your l's---insuperable objections
to the arrangements which I have proposed to you. There is
much more to the same effect, occupying four good pages of
paper, which a little attention to perspicuity and distinctness of
expression might have comprised within as many lines. For,
after all, Frank, it amounts but to this, that you will not do as
I would have you.''
``That I cannot, sir, in the present instance, not that I will
not.''
``Words avail very little with me, young man,'' said my
father, whose inflexibility always possessed the air of the most
perfect calmness of self-possession. ``Can not may be a more
civil phrase than will not, but the expressions are synonymous
where there is no moral impossibility. But I am not a friend
to doing business hastily; we will talk this matter over after
dinner.---Owen!''
Owen appeared, not with the silver locks which you were
used to venerate, for he was then little more than fifty; but he
had the same, or an exactly similar uniform suit of light-brown
clothes,---the same pearl-grey silk stockings,---the same stock,
with its silver buckle,---the same plaited cambric ruffles, drawn
down over his knuckles in the parlour, but in the counting-house
carefully folded back under the sleeves, that they might remain
unstained by the ink which he daily consumed;---in a word,
the same grave, formal, yet benevolent cast of features, which
continued to his death to distinguish the head clerk of the great
house of Osbaldistone and Tresham.
``Owen,'' said my father, as the kind old man shook me
affectionately by the hand, ``you must dine with us to-day,
and hear the news Frank has brought us from our friends in
Bourdeaux.''
Owen made one of his stiff bows of respectful gratitude; for,
in those days, when the distance between superiors and inferiors
was enforced in a manner to which the present times are
strangers, such an invitation was a favour of some little consequence.
I shall long remember that dinner-party. Deeply affected by
feelings of anxiety, not unmingled with displeasure, I was unable
to take that active share in the conversation which my father
seemed to expect from me; and I too frequently gave unsatisfactory
answers to the questions with which he assailed me.
Owen, hovering betwixt his respect for his patron, and his love
for the youth he had dandled on his knee in childhood, like the
timorous, yet anxious ally of an invaded nation, endeavoured at
every blunder I made to explain my no-meaning, and to cover
my retreat; manoeuvres which added to my father's pettish displeasure,
and brought a share of it upon. my kind advocate,
instead of protecting me. I had not, while residing in the
house of Dubourg, absolutely conducted myself like
A clerk condemn'd his father's soul to cross,
Who penn'd a stanza when he should engross;---
but, to say truth, I had frequented the counting-house no more
than I had thought absolutely necessary to secure the good
report of the Frenchman, long a correspondent of our firm,
to whom my father had trusted for initiating me into the
mysteries of commerce. In fact, my principal attention had
been dedicated to literature and manly exercises. My father
did not altogether discourage such acquirements, whether mental
or personal. He had too much good sense not to perceive, that
they sate gracefully upon every man, and he was sensible that
they relieved and dignified the character to which he wished me
to aspire. But his chief ambition was, that I should succeed
not merely to his fortune, but to the views and plans by which
he imagined he could extend and perpetuate the wealthy inheritance
which he designed for me.
Love of his profession was the motive which he chose should
be most ostensible, when he urged me to tread the same path;
but he had others with which I only became acquainted at a
later period. Impetuous in his schemes, as well as skilful and
daring, each new adventure, when successful, became at once
the incentive, and furnished the means, for farther speculation.
It seemed to be necessary to him, as to an ambitious conqueror,
to push on from achievement to achievement, without stopping
to secure, far less to enjoy, the acquisitions which he made.
Accustomed to see his whole fortune trembling in the scales of
chance, and dexterous at adopting expedients for casting the
balance in his favour, his health and spirits and activity seemed
ever to increase with the animating hazards on which he staked
his wealth; and he resembled a sailor, accustomed to brave the
billows and the foe, whose confidence rises on the eve of tempest
or of battle. He was not, however, insensible to the changes
which increasing age or supervening malady might make in his
own constitution; and was anxious in good time to secure in
me an assistant, who might take the helm when his hand grew
weary, and keep the vessel's way according to his counsel and
instruction. Paternal affection, as well as the furtherance of
his own plans, determined him to the same conclusion. Your
father, though his fortune was vested in the house, was only a
sleeping partner, as the commercial phrase goes; and Owen,
whose probity and skill in the details of arithmetic rendered his
services invaluable as a head clerk, was not possessed either of
information or talents sufficient to conduct the mysteries of the
principal management. If my father were suddenly summoned
from life, what would become of the world of schemes which he
had formed, unless his son were moulded into a commercial
Hercules, fit to sustain the weight when relinquished by the
falling Atlas? and what would become of that son himself, if,
a stranger to business of this description, he found himself at
once involved in the labyrinth of mercantile concerns, without
the clew of knowledge necessary for his extraction? For all
these reasons, avowed and secret, my father was determined I
should embrace his profession; and when he was determined,
the resolution of no man was more immovable. I, however,
was also a party to be consulted, and, with something of his own
pertinacity, I had formed a determination precisely contrary.
It may, I hope, be some palliative for the resistance which,
on this occasion, I offered to my father's wishes, that I did not
fully understand upon what they were founded, or how deeply
his happiness was involved in them. Imagining myself certain
of a large succession in future, and ample maintenance in the
meanwhile, it never occurred to me that it might be necessary,
in order to secure these blessings, to submit to labour and limitations
unpleasant to my taste and temper. I only saw in my
father's proposal for my engaging in business, a desire that I
should add to those heaps of wealth which he had himself
acquired; and imagining myself the best judge of the path to
my own happiness, I did not conceive that I should increase
that happiness by augmenting a fortune which I believed was
already sufficient, and more than sufficient, for every use,
comfort, and elegant enjoyment.
Accordingly, I am compelled to repeat, that my time at
Bourdeaux had not been spent as my father had proposed to
himself. What he considered as the chief end of my residence
in that city, I had postponed for every other, and would (had
I dared) have neglected altogether. Dubourg, a favoured
and benefited correspondent of our mercantile house, was too
much of a shrewd politician to make such reports to the head
of the firm concerning his only child, as would excite the displeasure
of both; and he might also, as you will presently hear,
have views of selfish advantage in suffering me to neglect the
purposes for which I was placed under his charge. My conduct
was regulated by the bounds of decency and good order, and
thus far he had no evil report to make, supposing him so disposed;
but, perhaps, the crafty Frenchman would have been
equally complaisant, had I been in the habit of indulging worse
feelings than those of indolence and aversion to mercantile
business. As it was, while I gave a decent portion of my time
to the commercial studies he recommended, he was by no means
envious of the hours which I dedicated to other and more
classical attainments, nor did he ever find fault with me for
dwelling upon Corneille and Boileau, in preference to Postlethwayte
(supposing his folio to have then existed, and Monsieur
Dubourg able to have pronounced his name), or Savary, or any
other writer on commercial economy. He had picked up somewhere
a convenient expression, with which he rounded off every
letter to his correspondent,---``I was all,'' he said, ``that a father
could wish.''
My father never quarrelled with a phrase, however frequently
repeated, provided it seemed to him distinct and expressive;
and Addison himself could not have found expressions so satisfactory
to him as, ``Yours received, and duly honoured the bills
enclosed, as per margin.''
Knowing, therefore, very well what he desired me to, be, Mr.
Osbaldistone made no doubt, from the frequent repetition of
Dubourg's favourite phrase, that I was the very thing he wished
to see me; when, in an evil hour, he received my letter, containing
my eloquent and detailed apology for declining a place in
the firm, and a desk and stool in the corner of the dark counting-house
in Crane Alley, surmounting in height those of Owen, and
the other clerks, and only inferior to the tripod of my father
himself. All was wrong from that moment. Dubourg's reports
became as suspicious as if his bills had been noted for dishonour.
I was summoned home in all haste, and received in the manner
I have already communicated to you.
I begin shrewdly to suspect the young man of a terrible taint---Poetry;
with which idle disease if he be infected, there's no hope of him in a
state course. Actum est of him for a commonwealth's man, if he go
to't in rhyme once.
Ben Jonson's Bartholomew Fair.
My father had, generally speaking, his temper under complete
self-command, and his anger rarely indicated itself by words, except
in a sort of dry testy manner, to those who had displeased
him. He never used threats, or expressions of loud resentment.
All was arranged with him on system, and it was his practice to
do ``the needful'' on every occasion, without wasting words about
it. It was, therefore, with a bitter smile that he listened to my
imperfect answers concerning the state of commerce in France,
and unmercifully permitted me to involve myself deeper and
deeper in the mysteries of agio, tariffs, tare and tret; nor can I
charge my memory with his having looked positively angry, until
he found me unable to explain the exact effect which the depreciation
of the louis d'or had produced on the negotiation of bills
of exchange. ``The most remarkable national occurrence in my
time,'' said my father (who nevertheless had seen the Revolution)---
``and he knows no more of it than a post on the quay!''
``Mr. Francis,'' suggested Owen, in his timid and conciliatory
manner, ``cannot have forgotten, that by an arret of the King of
France, dated 1st May 1700, it was provided that the porteur,
within ten days after due, must make demand''------
``Mr. Francis,'' said my father, interrupting him, ``will, I
dare say, recollect for the moment anything you are so kind as
hint to him. But, body o' me! how Dubourg could permit him!
Hark ye, Owen, what sort of a youth is Clement Dubourg, his
nephew there, in the office, the black-haired lad?''
``One of the cleverest clerks, sir, in the house; a prodigious
young man for his time,'' answered Owen; for the gaiety and
civility of the young Frenchman had won his heart.
``Ay, ay, I suppose he knows something of the nature of exchange.
Dubourg was determined I should have one youngster
at least about my hand who understood business. But I see his
drift, and he shall find that I do so when he looks at the balance-sheet.
Owen, let Clement's salary be paid up to next quarter-day,
and let him ship himself back to Bourdeaux in his father's
ship, which is clearing out yonder.''
``Dismiss Clement Dubourg, sir?'' said Owen, with a faltering
voice.
``Yes, sir, dismiss him instantly; it is enough to have a stupid
Englishman in the counting-house to make blunders, without
keeping a sharp Frenchman there to profit by them.''
I had lived long enough in the territories of the Grand Monarque
to contract a hearty aversion to arbitrary exertion of authority,
even if it had not been instilled into me with my earliest
breeding; and I could not refrain from interposing, to prevent
an innocent and meritorious young man from paying the penalty
of having acquired that proficiency which my father had desired
for me.
``I beg pardon, sir,'' when Mr. Osbaldistone had done speaking;
``but I think it but just, that if I have been negligent of my
studies, I should pay the forfeit myself. I have no reason to
charge Monsieur Dubourg with having neglected to give me
opportunities of improvement, however little I may have profited
by them; and with respect to Monsieur Clement Dubourg''------
``With respect to him, and to you, I shall take the measures
which I see needful,'' replied my father; ``but it is fair in you,
Frank, to take your own blame on your own shoulders---very
fair, that cannot be denied.---I cannot acquit old Dubourg,''
he said, looking to Owen, ``for having merely afforded Frank
the means of useful knowledge, without either seeing that he
took advantage of them or reporting to me if he did not. You
see, Owen, he has natural notions of equity becoming a British
merchant.''
``Mr. Francis,'' said the head-clerk, with his usual formal inclination
of the head, and a slight elevation of his right hand,
which he had acquired by a habit of sticking his pen behind his
ear before he spoke---``Mr. Francis seems to understand the fundamental
principle of all moral accounting, the great ethic rule
of three. Let A do to B, as he would have B do to him; the
product will give the rule of conduct required.''
My father smiled at this reduction of the golden rule to arithmetical
form, but instantly proceeded.
``All this signifies nothing, Frank; you have been throwing
away your time like a boy, and in future you must learn to live
like a man. I shall put you under Owen's care for a few months,
to recover the lost ground.''
I was about to reply, but Owen looked at me with such a supplicatory
and warning gesture, that I was involuntarily silent.
``We will then,'' continued my father, ``resume the subject of
mine of the 1st ultimo, to which you sent me an answer which
was unadvised and unsatisfactory. So now, fill your glass, and
push the bottle to Owen.''
Want of courage---of audacity if you will---was never my
failing. I answered firmly, ``I was sorry that my letter was
unsatisfactory, unadvised it was not; for I had given the proposal
his goodness had made me, my instant and anxious attention,
and it was with no small pain that I found myself obliged
to decline it.''
My father bent his keen eye for a moment on me, and instantly
withdrew it. As he made no answer, I thought myself
obliged to proceed, though with some hesitation, and he only
interrupted me by monosyllables.---``It is impossible, sir, for
me to have higher respect for any character than I have for the
commercial, even were it not yours.''
``Indeed!''
``It connects nation with nation, relieves the wants, and
contributes to the wealth of all; and is to the general commonwealth
of the civilised world what the daily intercourse of ordinary
life is to private society, or rather, what air and food are
to our bodies.''
``Well, sir?''
``And yet, sir, I find myself compelled to persist in declining
to adopt a character which I am so ill qualified to support.''
``I will take care that you acquire the qualifications necessary.
You are no longer the guest and pupil of Dubourg.''
``But, my dear sir, it is no defect of teaching which I plead,
but my own inability to profit by instruction.''
``Nonsense.---Have you kept your journal in the terms I
desired?''
``Yes, sir.''
``Be pleased to bring it here.''
The volume thus required was a sort of commonplace book,
kept by my father's recommendation, in which I had been
directed to enter notes of the miscellaneous information which I
had acquired in the course of my studies. Foreseeing that he
would demand inspection of this record, I had been attentive to
transcribe such particulars of information as he would most likely
be pleased with, but too often the pen had discharged the task
without much correspondence with the head. And it had also
happened, that, the book being the receptacle nearest to my
hand, I had occasionally jotted down memoranda which had little
regard to traffic. I now put it into my father's hand, devoutly
hoping he might light on nothing that would increase his displeasure
against me. Owen's face, which had looked something
blank when the question was put, cleared up at my ready answer,
and wore a smile of hope, when I brought from my apartment,
and placed before my father, a commercial-looking volume,
rather broader than it was long, having brazen clasps and a
binding of rough calf. This looked business-like, and was encouraging
to my benevolent well-wisher. But he actually smiled
with pleasure as he heard my father run over some part of the
contents, muttering his critical remarks as he went on.
``---Brandies---Barils and barricants, also tonneaux.---At Nantz
29---Velles to the barique at Cognac and Rochelle 27---At Bourdeaux
32---Very right, Frank---Duties on tonnage and custom-house,
see Saxby's Tables---That's not well; you should have
transcribed the passage; it fixes the thing in the memory---Reports
outward and inward---Corn debentures---Over-sea Cockets---
Linens---Isingham---Gentish---Stock-fish---Titling---Cropling---
Lub-fish. You should have noted that they are all, nevertheless
to be entered as titlings.---How many inches long is a
titling?''
Owen, seeing me at fault, hazarded a whisper, of which I fortunately
caught the import.
``Eighteen inches, sir.''------
``And a lub-fish is twenty-four---very right. It is important
to remember this, on account of the Portuguese trade---But
what have we here?---Bourdeaux founded in the year---Castle
of the Trompette---Palace of Gallienus---Well, well, that's very
right too.---This is a kind of waste-book, Owen, in which all the
transactions of the day,---emptions, orders, payments, receipts,
acceptances, draughts, commissions, and advices,---are entered
miscellaneously.''
``That they may be regularly transferred to the day-book and
ledger,'' answered Owen: ``I am glad Mr. Francis is so methodical.''
I perceived myself getting so fast into favour, that I began
to fear the consequence would be my father's more obstinate perseverance
in his resolution that I must become a merchant; and
as I was determined on the contrary, I began to wish I had not,
to use my friend Mr. Owen's phrase, been so methodical. But I
had no reason for apprehension on that score; for a blotted piece
of paper dropped out of the book, and, being taken up by my
father, he interrupted a hint from Owen, on the propriety of
securing loose memoranda with a little paste, by exclaiming,
``To the memory of Edward the Black Prince---What's all this?
---verses!---By Heaven, Frank, you are a greater blockhead than
I supposed you!''
My father, you must recollect, as a man of business, looked
upon the labour of poets with contempt; and as a religious man,
and of the dissenting persuasion, he considered all such pursuits
as equally trivial and profane. Before you condemn him, you
must recall to remembrance how too many of the poets in the
end of the seventeenth century had led their lives and employed
their talents. The sect also to which my father belonged, felt, or
perhaps affected, a puritanical aversion to the lighter exertions
of literature. So that many causes contributed to augment the
unpleasant surprise occasioned by the ill-timed discovery of this
unfortunate copy of verses. As for poor Owen, could the bob-wig
which he then wore have uncurled itself, and stood on end with
horror, I am convinced the morning's labour of the friseur would
have been undone, merely by the excess of his astonishment at
this enormity. An inroad on the strong-box, or an erasure in the
ledger, or a mis-summation in a fitted account, could hardly
have surprised him more disagreeably. My father read the lines
sometimes with an affectation of not being able to understand the
sense---sometimes in a mouthing tone of mock heroic---always
with an emphasis of the most bitter irony, most irritating to the
nerves of an author.
``O for the voice of that wild horn,
On Fontarabian echoes borne,
The dying hero's call,
That told imperial Charlemagne,
How Paynim sons of swarthy Spain
Had wrought his champion's fall.
``Fontarabian echoes!'' continued my father, interrupting himself;
``the Fontarabian Fair would have been more to the purpose---
Paynim!---What's Paynim?---Could you not say Pagan
as well, and write English at least, if you must needs write nonsense?---
``Sad over earth and ocean sounding.
And England's distant cliffs astounding.
Such are the notes should say
How Britain's hope, and France's fear,
Victor of Cressy and Poitier,
In Bordeaux dying lay.''
``Poitiers, by the way, is always spelt with an s, and I know
no reason why orthography should give place to rhyme.---
`` `Raise my faint head, my squires,' he said,
`And let the casement be display'd,
That I may see once more
The splendour of the setting sun
Gleam on thy mirrored wave, Garonne,
And Blaye's empurpled shore.
``Garonne and sun is a bad rhyme. Why, Frank, you do not
even understand the beggarly trade you have chosen.
`` `Like me, he sinks to Glory's sleep,
His fall the dews of evening steep,
As if in sorrow shed,
So soft shall fall the trickling tear,
When England's maids and matrons hear
Of their Black Edward dead.
`` `And though my sun of glory set,
Nor France, nor England, shall forget
The terror of my name;
And oft shall Britain's heroes rise,
New planets in these southern skies,
Through clouds of blood and flame.'
``A cloud of flame is something new---Good-morrow, my
masters all, and a merry Christmas to you!---Why, the bellman
writes better lines.'' He then tossed the paper from him with an
air of superlative contempt, and concluded---``Upon my credit,
Frank, you are a greater blockhead than I took you for.''
What could I say, my dear Tresham? There I stood, swelling
with indignant mortification, while my father regarded me with
a calm but stern look of scorn and pity; and poor Owen, with
uplifted hands and eyes, looked as striking a picture of horror as
if he had just read his patron's name in the Gazette. At length
I took courage to speak, endeavouring that my tone of voice
should betray my feelings as little as possible.
``I am quite aware, sir, how ill qualified I am to play the conspicuous
part in society you have destined for me; and, luckily,
I am not ambitious of the wealth I might acquire. Mr. Owen
would be a much more effective assistant.'' I said this in some
malice, for I considered Owen as having deserted my cause a
little too soon.
``Owen!'' said my father---``The boy is mad---actually insane.
And, pray, sir, if I may presume to inquire, having coolly turned
me over to Mr. Owen (although I may expect more attention from
any one than from my son), what may your own sage projects
be?''
``I should wish, sir,'' I replied, summoning up my courage,
``to travel for two or three years, should that consist with your
pleasure; otherwise, although late, I would willingly spend the
same time at Oxford or Cambridge.''
``In the name of common sense! was the like ever heard?---
to put yourself to school among pedants and Jacobites, when you
might be pushing your fortune in the world! Why not go to
Westminster or Eton at once, man, and take to Lilly's Grammar
and Accidence, and to the birch, too, if you like it?''
``Then, sir, if you think my plan of improvement too late, I
would willingly return to the Continent.''
``You have already spent too much time there to little purpose,
Mr. Francis.''
``Then I would choose the army, sir, in preference to any
other active line of life.''
``Choose the d---l!'' answered my father, hastily, and then
checking himself---``I profess you make me as great a fool as
you are yourself. Is he not enough to drive one mad, Owen?''
---Poor Owen shook his head, and looked down. ``Hark ye,
Frank,'' continued my father, ``I will cut all this matter very
short. I was at your age when my father turned me out of
doors, and settled my legal inheritance on my younger brother. I
left Osbaldistone Hall on the back of a broken-down hunter, with
ten guineas in my purse. I have never crossed the threshold
again, and I never will. I know not, and I care not, if my fox-hunting
brother is alive, or has broken his neck; but he has
children, Frank, and one of them shall be my son if you cross me
farther in this matter.''
``You will do your pleasure,'' I answered---rather, I fear, with
more sullen indifference than respect, ``with what is your own.''
``Yes, Frank, what I have is my own, if labour in getting, and
care in augmenting, can make a right of property; and no drone
shall feed on my honeycomb. Think on it well: what I have said
is not without reflection, and what I resolve upon I will execute.''
``Honoured sir!---dear sir!'' exclaimed Owen, tears rushing
into his eyes, ``you are not wont to be in such a hurry in transacting
business of importance. Let Mr. Francis run up the balance
before you shut the account; he loves you, I am sure; and when
he puts down his filial obedience to the per contra, I am sure his
objections will disappear.''
``Do you think I will ask him twice,'' said my father, sternly,
``to be my friend, my assistant, and my confidant?---to be a partner
of my cares and of my fortune?---Owen, I thought you had
known me better.''
He looked at me as if he meant to add something more, but
turned instantly away, and left the room abruptly. I was, I own,
affected by this view of the case, which had not occurred to me;
and my father would probably have had little reason to complain
of me, had he commenced the discussion with this argument.
But it was too late. I had much of his own obduracy of resolution,
and Heaven had decreed that my sin should be my
punishment, though not to the extent which my transgression
merited. Owen, when we were left alone, continued to look at me
with eyes which tears from time to time moistened, as if to discover,
before attempting the task of intercessor, upon what point
my obstinacy was most assailable. At length he began, with
broken and disconcerted accents,---``O L---d, Mr. Francis!---Good
Heavens, sir!---My stars, Mr. Osbaldistone!---that I should ever
have seen this day---and you so young a gentleman, sir!---For
the love of Heaven! look at both sides of the account---think
what you are going to lose---a noble fortune, sir---one of the
finest houses in the City, even under the old firm of Tresham
and Trent, and now Osbaldistone and Tresham---You might
roll in gold, Mr. Francis---And, my dear young Mr. Frank, if
there was any particular thing in the business of the house which
you disliked, I would'' (sinking his voice to a whisper) ``put it
in order for you termly, or weekly, or daily, if you will---Do, my
dear Mr. Francis, think of the honour due to your father, that
your days may be long in the land.''
``I am much obliged to you, Mr. Owen,'' said I---``very much
obliged indeed; but my father is best judge how to bestow his
money. He talks of one of my cousins: let him dispose of his
wealth as he pleases---I will never sell my liberty for gold.''
``Gold, sir?---I wish you saw the balance-sheet of profits at
last term---It was in five figures---five figures to each partner's
sum total, Mr. Frank---And all this is to go to a Papist, and a
north-country booby, and a disaffected person besides---It will
break my heart, Mr. Francis, that have been toiling more like a
dog than a man, and all for love of the firm. Think how it will
sound, Osbaldistone, Tresham, and Osbaldistone---or perhaps,
who knows'' (again lowering his voice), ``Osbaldistone, Osbaldistone,
and Tresham, for our Mr. Osbaldistone can buy them all
out.''
``But, Mr. Owen, my cousin's name being also Osbaldistone,
the name of the company will sound every bit as well in your
ears.''
``O fie upon you, Mr. Francis, when you know how well I
love you---Your cousin, indeed!---a Papist, no doubt, like his
father, and a disaffected person to the Protestant succession---
that's another item, doubtless.''
``There are many very good men Catholics, Mr. Owen,'' rejoined
I.
As Owen was about to answer with unusual animation, my
father re-entered the apartment.
``You were right,'' he said, ``Owen, and I was wrong; we
will take more time to think over this matter.---Young man,
you will prepare to give me an answer on this important subject
this day month.''
I bowed in silence, sufficiently glad of a reprieve, and trusting
it might indicate some relaxation in my father's determination.
The time of probation passed slowly, unmarked by any
accident whatever. I went and came, and disposed of my time
as I pleased, without question or criticism on the part of my
father. Indeed, I rarely saw him, save at meal-times, when he
studiously avoided a discussion which you may well suppose I
was in no hurry to press onward. Our conversation was of the
news of the day, or on such general topics as strangers discourse
upon to each other; nor could any one have guessed, from its
tenor, that there remained undecided betwixt us a dispute of
such importance. It haunted me, however, more than once,
like the nightmare. Was it possible he would keep his word,
and disinherit his only son in favour of a nephew whose very
existence he was not perhaps quite certain of? My grandfather's
conduct, in similar circumstances, boded me no good,
had I considered the matter rightly. But I had formed an
erroneous idea of my father's character, from the importance
which I recollected I maintained with him and his whole family
before I went to France. I was not aware that there are men
who indulge their children at an early age, because to do so
interests and amuses them, and who can yet be sufficiently
severe when the same children cross their expectations at a
more advanced period. On the contrary, I persuaded myself,
that all I had to apprehend was some temporary alienation of
affection---perhaps a rustication of a few weeks, which I thought
would rather please me than otherwise, since it would give me
an opportunity of setting about my unfinished version of Orlando
Furioso, a poem which I longed to render into English verse.
I suffered this belief to get such absolute possession of my
mind, that I had resumed my blotted papers, and was busy
in meditation on the oft-recurring rhymes of the Spenserian
stanza, when I heard a low and cautious tap at the door of my
apartment. ``Come in,'' I said, and Mr. Owen entered. So
regular were the motions and habits of this worthy man, that
in all probability this was the first time he had ever been in
the second story of his patron's house, however conversant with
the first; and I am still at a loss to know in what manner he
discovered my apartment.
``Mr. Francis,'' he said, interrupting my expression of surprise
and pleasure at seeing, him, ``I do not know if I am doing well
in what I am about to say---it is not right to speak of what
passes in the compting-house out of doors---one should not tell,
as they say, to the post in the warehouse, how many lines there
are in the ledger. But young Twineall has been absent from
the house for a fortnight and more, until two days since.''
``Very well, my dear sir, and how does that concern us?''
``Stay, Mr. Francis;---your father gave him a private commission;
and I am sure he did not go down to Falmouth about
the pilchard affair; and the Exeter business with Blackwell and
Company has been settled; and the mining people in Cornwall,
Trevanion and Treguilliam, have paid all they are likely to pay;
and any other matter of business must have been put through
my books:---in short, it's my faithful belief that Twineall has
been down in the north.''
``Do you really suppose?'' so said I, somewhat startled.
``He has spoken about nothing, sir, since he returned, but
his new boots, and his Ripon spurs, and a cockfight at York---
it's as true as the multiplication-table. Do, Heaven bless you,
my dear child, make up your mind to please your father, and
to be a man and a merchant at once.''
I felt at that instant a strong inclination to submit, and to
make Owen happy by requesting him to tell my father that I
resigned myself to his disposal. But pride---pride, the source
of so much that is good and so much that is evil in our course
of life, prevented me. My acquiescence stuck in my throat;
and while I was coughing to get it up, my father's voice summoned
Owen. He hastily left the room, and the opportunity
was lost.
My father was methodical in everything. At the very same
time of the day, in the same apartment, and with the same
tone and manner which he had employed an exact month before,
he recapitulated the proposal he had made for taking me into
partnership, and assigning me a department in the counting-house,
and requested to have my final decision. I thought at
the time there was something unkind in this; and I still think
that my father's conduct was injudicious. A more conciliatory
treatment would, in all probability, have gained his purpose.
As it was, I stood fast, and, as respectfully as I could, declined
the proposal he made to me. Perhaps---for who can judge
of their own heart?---I felt it unmanly to yield on the first
summons, and expected farther solicitation, as at least a pretext
for changing my mind. If so, I was disappointed; for my
father turned coolly to Owen, and only said, `` You see it is as
I told you.---Well, Frank'' (addressing me), ``you are nearly
of age, and as well qualified to judge of what will constitute
your own happiness as you ever are like to be; therefore, I
say no more. But as I am not bound to give in to your plans,
any more than you are compelled to submit to mine, may I
ask to know if you have formed any which depend on my
assistance?''
I answered, not a little abashed, ``That being bred to no
profession, and having no funds of my own, it was obviously
impossible for me to subsist without some allowance from my
father; that my wishes were very moderate; and that I hoped
my aversion for the profession to which he had designed me,
would not occasion his altogether withdrawing his paternal
support and protection.''
``That is to say, you wish to lean on my arm, and yet to
walk your own way? That can hardly be, Frank;---however,
I suppose you mean to obey my directions, so far as they do
not cross your own humour?''
I was about to speak---``Silence, if you please,'' he continued.
``Supposing this to be the case, you will instantly set out for
the north of England, to pay your uncle a visit, and see the
state of his family. I have chosen from among his sons (he
has six, I believe) one who, I understand, is most worthy to fill
the place I intended for you in the counting-house. But some
farther arrangements may be necessary, and for these your
presence may be requisite. You shall have farther instructions
at Osbaldistone Hall, where you will please to remain until you
hear from me. Everything will be ready for your departure
to-morrow morning.''
With these words my father left the apartment.
``What does all this mean, Mr. Owen?'' said I to my sympathetic
friend, whose countenance wore a cast of the deepest
dejection.
``You have ruined yourself, Mr. Frank, that's all. When
your father talks in that quiet determined manner, there will
be no more change in him than in a fitted account.''
And so it proved; for the next morning, at five o'clock, I
found myself on the road to York, mounted on a reasonably
good horse, and with fifty guineas in my pocket; travelling, as
it would seem, for the purpose of assisting in the adoption of a
successor to myself in my father's house and favour, and, for
aught I knew, eventually in his fortune also.
The slack sail shifts from side to side,
The boat, untrimm'd, admits the tide,
Borne down, adrift, at random tost,
The oar breaks short, the rudder's lost.
Gay's Fables.
I have tagged with rhyme and blank verse the subdivisions of
this important narrative, in order to seduce your continued
attention by powers of composition of stronger attraction than
my own. The preceding lines refer to an unfortunate navigator,
who daringly unloosed from its moorings a boat, which he was
unable to manage, and thrust it off into the full tide of a
navigable river. No schoolboy, who, betwixt frolic and defiance,
has executed a similar rash attempt, could feel himself,
when adrift in a strong current, in a situation more awkward
than mine, when I found myself driving, without a compass, on
the ocean of human life. There had been such unexpected ease
in the manner in which my father slipt a knot, usually esteemed
the strongest which binds society together, and suffered me to
depart as a sort of outcast from his family, that it strangely
lessened the confidence in my own personal accomplishments,
which had hitherto sustained me. Prince Prettyman, now a
prince, and now a fisher's son, had not a more awkward sense
of his degradation. We are so apt, in our engrossing egotism,
to consider all those accessories which are drawn around us by
prosperity, as pertaining and belonging to our own persons, that
the discovery of our unimportance, when left to our own proper
resources, becomes inexpressibly mortifying. As the hum of
London died away on my ear, the distant peal of her steeples
more than once sounded to my ears the admonitory ``Turn
again,'' erst heard by her future Lord Mayor; and when I
looked back from Highgate on her dusky magnificence, I felt as
if I were leaving behind me comfort, opulence, the charms of
society, and all the pleasures of cultivated life.
But the die was cast. It was, indeed, by no means probable
that a late and ungracious compliance with my father's wishes
would have reinstated me in the situation which I had lost.
On the contrary, firm and strong of purpose as he himself was,
he might rather have been disgusted than conciliated by my
tardy and compulsory acquiescence in his desire that I should
engage in commerce. My constitutional obstinacy came also to
my aid, and pride whispered how poor a figure I should make,
when an airing of four miles from London had blown away
resolutions formed during a month's serious deliberation. Hope,
too, that never forsakes the young and hardy, lent her lustre to
my future prospects. My father could not be serious in the
sentence of foris-familiation, which he had so unhesitatingly
pronounced. It must be but a trial of my disposition, which,
endured with patience and steadiness on my part, would raise
me in his estimation, and lead to an amicable accommodation
of the point in dispute between us. I even settled in my own
mind how far I would concede to him, and on what articles of
our supposed treaty I would make a firm stand; and the result
was, according to my computation, that I was to be reinstated
in my full rights of filiation, paying the easy penalty of some
ostensible compliances to atone for my past rebellion.
In the meanwhile, I was lord of my person, and experienced
that feeling of independence which the youthful bosom receives
with a thrilling mixture of pleasure and apprehension. My
purse, though by no means amply replenished, was in a situation
to supply all the wants and wishes of a traveller. I had been
accustomed, while at Bourdeaux, to act as my own valet; my
horse was fresh, young, and active, and the buoyancy of my
spirits soon surmounted the melancholy reflections with which
my journey commenced.
I should have been glad to have journeyed upon a line of road
better calculated to afford reasonable objects of curiosity, or a
more interesting country, to the traveller. But the north road
was then, and perhaps still is, singularly deficient in these
respects; nor do I believe you can travel so far through Britain
in any other direction without meeting more of what is worthy
to engage the attention. My mental ruminations, notwithstanding
my assumed confidence, were not always of an unchequered
nature. The Muse too,---the very coquette who had led me
into this wilderness,---like others of her sex, deserted me in my
utmost need, and I should have been reduced to rather an uncomfortable
state of dulness, had it not been for the occasional
conversation of strangers who chanced to pass the same way.
But the characters whom I met with were of a uniform and
uninteresting description. Country parsons, jogging homewards
after a visitation; farmers, or graziers, returning from a distant
market; clerks of traders, travelling to collect what was due to
their masters, in provincial towns; with now and then an officer
going down into the country upon the recruiting service, were,
at this period, the persons by whom the turnpikes and tapsters
were kept in exercise. Our speech, therefore, was of tithes and
creeds, of beeves and grain, of commodities wet and dry, and
the solvency of the retail dealers, occasionally varied by the
description of a siege, or battle, in Flanders, which, perhaps,
the narrator only gave me at second hand. Robbers, a fertile and
alarming theme, filled up every vacancy; and the names of the
Golden Farmer, the Flying Highwayman, Jack Needham, and
other Beggars' Opera heroes, were familiar in our mouths as
household words. At such tales, like children closing their
circle round the fire when the ghost story draws to its climax,
the riders drew near to each other, looked before and behind
them, examined the priming of their pistols, and vowed to stand
by each other in case of danger; an engagement which, like
other offensive and defensive alliances, sometimes glided out of
remembrance when there was an appearance of actual peril.
Of all the fellows whom I ever saw haunted by terrors of this
nature, one poor man, with whom I travelled a day and a half,
afforded me most amusement. He had upon his pillion a very
small, but apparently a very weighty portmanteau, about the
safety of which he seemed particularly solicitous; never trusting
it out of his own immediate care, and uniformly repressing the
officious zeal of the waiters and ostlers, who offered their services
to carry it into the house. With the same precaution he
laboured to conceal, not only the purpose of his journey, and
his ultimate place of destination, but even the direction of each
day's route. Nothing embarrassed him more than to be asked
by any one, whether be was travelling upwards or downwards,
or at what stage he intended to bait. His place of rest for the
night he scrutinised with the most anxious care, alike avoiding
solitude, and what he considered as bad neighbourhood; and at
Grantham, I believe, he sate up all night to avoid sleeping in
the next room to a thick-set squinting fellow, in a black wig,
and a tarnished gold-laced waistcoat. With all these cares on
his mind, my fellow traveller, to judge by his thews and sinews,
was a man who might have set danger at defiance with as much
impunity as most men. He was strong and well built; and,
judging from his gold-laced hat and cockade, seemed to have
served in the army, or, at least, to belong to the military profession
in one capacity or other. His conversation also, though
always sufficiently vulgar, was that of a man of sense, when the
terrible bugbears which haunted his imagination for a moment
ceased to occupy his attention. But every accidental association
recalled them. An open heath, a close plantation, were alike
subjects of apprehension; and the whistle of a shepherd lad was
instantly converted into the signal of a depredator. Even the
sight of a gibbet, if it assured him that one robber was safely
disposed of by justice, never failed to remind him how many
remained still unhanged.
I should have wearied of this fellow's company, had I not
been still more tired of my own thoughts. Some of the marvellous
stories, however, which he related, had in themselves a
cast of interest, and another whimsical point of his peculiarities
afforded me the occasional opportunity of amusing myself at his
expense. Among his tales, several of the unfortunate travellers
who fell among thieves, incurred that calamity from associating
themselves on the road with a well-dressed and entertaining
stranger, in whose company they trusted to find protection as
well as amusement; who cheered their journey with tale and
song, protected them against the evils of over-charges and false
reckonings, until at length, under pretext of showing a near
path over a desolate common, he seduced his unsuspicious
victims from the public road into some dismal glen, where,
suddenly blowing his whistle, he assembled his comrades from
their lurking-place, and displayed himself in his true colours---
the captain, namely, of the band of robbers to whom his unwary
fellow-travellers had forfeited their purses, and perhaps their
lives. Towards the conclusion of such a tale, and when my
companion had wrought himself into a fever of apprehension by
the progress of his own narrative, I observed that he usually
eyed me with a glance of doubt and suspicion, as if the possibility
occurred to him, that he might, at that very moment, be in
company with a character as dangerous as that which his tale
described. And ever and anon, when such suggestions pressed
themselves on the mind of this ingenious self-tormentor, he
drew off from me to the opposite side of the high-road, looked
before, behind, and around him, examined his arms, and seemed
to prepare himself for flight or defence, as circumstances might
require.
The suspicion implied on such occasions seemed to me only
momentary, and too ludicrous to be offensive. There was, in
fact, no particular reflection on my dress or address, although I
was thus mistaken for a robber. A man in those days might
have all the external appearance of a gentleman, and yet turn
out to be a highwayman. For the division of labour in every
department not having then taken place so fully as since that
period, the profession of the polite and accomplished adventurer,
who nicked you out of your money at White's, or bowled
you out of it at Marylebone, was often united with that of the
professed ruffian, who on Bagshot Heath, or Finchley Common,
commanded his brother beau to stand and deliver. There was
also a touch of coarseness and hardness about the manners of
the times, which has since, in a great degree, been softened and
shaded away. It seems to me, on recollection, as if desperate
men had less reluctance then than now to embrace the most
desperate means of retrieving their fortune. The times were
indeed past, when Anthony-a-Wood mourned over the execution
of two men, goodly in person, and of undisputed courage and
honour, who were hanged without mercy at Oxford, merely
because their distress had driven them to raise contributions on
the highway. We were still farther removed from the days of
``the mad Prince and Poins.'' And yet, from the number of
unenclosed and extensive heaths in the vicinity of the metropolis,
and from the less populous state of remote districts, both
were frequented by that species of mounted highwaymen, that
may possibly become one day unknown, who carried on their
trade with something like courtesy; and, like Gibbet in the
Beaux Stratagem, piqued themselves on being the best behaved
men on the road, and on conducting themselves with all appropriate
civility in the exercise of their vocation. A young man,
therefore, in my circumstances was not entitled to be highly
indignant at the mistake which confounded him with this
worshipful class of depredators.
Neither was I offended. On the contrary, I found amusement
in alternately exciting, and lulling to sleep, the suspicions
of my timorous companion, and in purposely so acting as still
farther to puzzle a brain which nature and apprehension had
combined to render none of the clearest. When my free conversation
had lulled him into complete security, it required only
a passing inquiry concerning the direction of his journey, or the
nature of the business which occasioned it, to put his suspicions
once more in arms. For example, a conversation on the comparative
strength and activity of our horses, took such a turn
as follows:---
``O sir,'' said my companion, ``for the gallop I grant you;
but allow me to say, your horse (although he is a very handsome
gelding---that must be owned,) has too little bone to be a
good roadster. The trot, sir'' (striking his Bucephalus with
his spurs),---``the trot is the true pace for a hackney; and, were
we near a town, I should like to try that daisy-cutter of yours
upon a piece of level road (barring canter) for a quart of claret
at the next inn.''
``Content, sir,'' replied I; ``and here is a stretch of ground
very favourable.''
``Hem, ahem,'' answered my friend with hesitation; ``I
make it a rule of travelling never to blow my horse between
stages; one never knows what occasion he may have to put him
to his mettle: and besides, sir, when I said I would match you,
I meant with even weight; you ride four stone lighter than I.''
``Very well; but I am content to carry weight. Pray, what
may that portmanteau of yours weigh?''
``My p-p-portmanteau?'' replied he, hesitating---``O very
little---a feather---just a few shirts and stockings.''
``I should think it heavier, from its appearance. I'll hold
you the quart of claret it makes the odds betwixt our weight.''
``You're mistaken, sir, I assure you---quite mistaken,'' replied
my friend, edging off to the side of the road, as was his wont
on these alarming occasions.
``Well, I am willing to venture the wine; or, I will bet you
ten pieces to five, that I carry your portmanteau on my croupe,
and out-trot you into the bargain.''
This proposal raised my friend's alarm to the uttermost. His
nose changed from the natural copper hue which it had acquired
from many a comfortable cup of claret or sack, into a palish
brassy tint, and his teeth chattered with apprehension at the
unveiled audacity of my proposal, which seemed to place the
barefaced plunderer before him in full atrocity. As he faltered
for an answer, I relieved him in some degree by a question
concerning a steeple, which now became visible, and an observation
that we were now so near the village as to run no risk
from interruption on the road. At this his countenance cleared
up: but I easily perceived that it was long ere he forgot a
proposal which seemed to him so fraught with suspicion as that
which I had now hazarded. I trouble you with this detail of
the man's disposition, and the manner in which I practised
upon it, because, however trivial in themselves, these particulars
were attended by an important influence on future incidents
which will occur in this narrative. At the time, this person's
conduct only inspired me with contempt, and confirmed me in
an opinion which I already entertained, that of all the propensities
which teach mankind to torment themselves, that of
causeless fear is the most irritating, busy, painful, and pitiable.
The Scots are poor, cries surly English pride.
True is the charge; nor by themselves denied.
Are they not, then, in strictest reason clear,
Who wisely come to mend their fortunes here?
Churchill.
There was, in the days of which I write, an old-fashioned
custom on the English road, which I suspect is now obsolete,
or practised only by the vulgar. Journeys of length being
made on horseback, and, of course, by brief stages, it was usual
always to make a halt on the Sunday in some town where the
traveller might attend divine service, and his horse have the
benefit of the day of rest, the institution of which is as humane
to our brute labourers as profitable to ourselves. A counterpart
to this decent practice, and a remnant of old English hospitality,
was, that the landlord of a principal inn laid aside his character
of a publican on the seventh day, and invited the guests who
chanced to be within his walls to take a part of his family beef
and pudding. This invitation was usually complied with by all
whose distinguished rank did not induce them to think compliance
a derogation; and the proposal of a bottle of wine after
dinner, to drink the landlord's health, was the only recompense
ever offered or accepted.
I was born a citizen of the world, and my inclination led me
into all scenes where my knowledge of mankind could be
enlarged; I had, besides, no pretensions to sequester myself on
the score of superior dignity, and therefore seldom failed to
accept of the Sunday's hospitality of mine host, whether of
the Garter, Lion, or Bear. The honest publican, dilated into
additional consequence by a sense of his own importance, while
presiding among the guests on whom it was his ordinary duty
to attend, was in himself an entertaining, spectacle; and around
his genial orbit, other planets of inferior consequence performed
their revolutions. The wits and humorists, the distinguished
worthies of the town or village, the apothecary, the attorney,
even the curate himself, did not disdain to partake of this
hebdomadal festivity. The guests, assembled from different
quarters, and following different professions, formed, in language,
manners, and sentiments, a curious contrast to each other, not
indifferent to those who desired to possess a knowledge of
mankind in its varieties.
It was on such a day, and such an occasion, that my timorous
acquaintance and I were about to grace the board of the ruddy-faced
host of the Black Bear, in the town of Darlington, and
bishopric of Durham, when our landlord informed us, with a
sort of apologetic tone, that there was a Scotch gentleman to
dine with us.
``A gentleman!---what sort of a gentleman?'' said my companion
somewhat hastily---his mind, I suppose, running on
gentlemen of the pad, as they were then termed.
``Why, a Scotch sort of a gentleman, as I said before,''
returned mine host; ``they are all gentle, ye mun know, though
they ha' narra shirt to back; but this is a decentish hallion---
a canny North Briton as e'er cross'd Berwick Bridge---I trow
he's a dealer in cattle.''
``Let us have his company, by all means,'' answered my
companion; and then, turning to me, he gave vent to the
tenor of his own reflections. ``I respect the Scotch, sir; I
love and honour the nation for their sense of morality. Men
talk of their filth and their poverty: but commend me to
sterling honesty, though clad in rags, as the poet saith. I have
been credibly assured, sir, by men on whom I can depend, that
there was never known such a thing in Scotland as a highway
robbery.''
``That's because they have nothing to lose,'' said mine host,
with the chuckle of a self-applauding wit.
``No, no, landlord,'' answered a strong deep voice behind
him, ``it's e'en because your English gaugers and supervisors,*
* The introduction of gaugers, supervisors, and examiners, was one of
* the great complaints of the Scottish nation, though a natural consequence
* of the Union.
that you have sent down benorth the Tweed, have taen up the
trade of thievery over the heads of the native professors.''
``Well said, Mr. Campbell,'' answered the landlord; ``I did
not think thoud'st been sae near us, mon. But thou kens
I'm an outspoken Yorkshire tyke. And how go markets in
the south?''
``Even in the ordinar,'' replied Mr. Campbell; ``wise folks
buy and sell, and fools are bought and sold.''
``But wise men and fools both eat their dinner,'' answered
our jolly entertainer; ``and here a comes---as prime a buttock
of beef as e'er hungry men stuck fork in.''
So saying, he eagerly whetted his knife, assumed his seat of
empire at the head of the board, and loaded the plates of his
sundry guests with his good cheer.
This was the first time I had heard the Scottish accent, or,
indeed, that I had familiarly met with an individual of the
ancient nation by whom it was spoken. Yet, from an early
period, they had occupied and interested my imagination. My
father, as is well known to you, was of an ancient family in
Northumberland, from whose seat I was, while eating the aforesaid
dinner, not very many miles distant. The quarrel betwixt
him and his relatives was such, that he scarcely ever mentioned
the race from which he sprung, and held as the most contemptible
species of vanity, the weakness which is commonly termed
family pride. His ambition was only to be distinguished
as William Osbaldistone, the first, at least one of the first,
merchants on Change; and to have proved him the lineal
representative of William the Conqueror would have far less
flattered his vanity than the hum and bustle which his approach
was wont to produce among the bulls, bears, and brokers of
Stock-alley. He wished, no doubt, that I should remain in
such ignorance of my relatives and descent as might insure a
correspondence between my feelings and his own on this subject.
But his designs, as will happen occasionally to the wisest, were,
in some degree at least, counteracted by a being whom his
pride would never have supposed of importance adequate to
influence them in any way. His nurse, an old Northumbrian
woman, attached to him from his infancy, was the only person
connected with his native province for whom he retained any
regard; and when fortune dawned upon him, one of the first
uses which he made of her favours, was to give Mabel Rickets
a place of residence within his household. After the death of
my mother, the care of nursing me during my childish illnesses,
and of rendering all those tender attentions which infancy
exacts from female affection, devolved on old Mabel. Interdicted
by her master from speaking to him on the subject of
the heaths, glades, and dales of her beloved Northumberland,
she poured herself forth to my infant ear in descriptions of the
scenes of her youth, and long narratives of the events which
tradition declared to have passed amongst them. To these I
inclined my ear much more seriously than to graver, but less
animated instructors. Even yet, methinks I see old Mabel, her
head slightly agitated by the palsy of age, and shaded by a
close cap, as white as the driven snow,---her face wrinkled, but
still retaining the healthy tinge which it had acquired in rural
labour---I think I see her look around on the brick walls and
narrow street which presented themselves before our windows,
as she concluded with a sigh the favourite old ditty, which I
then preferred, and---why should I not tell the truth?---which
I still prefer to all the opera airs ever minted by the capricious
brain of an Italian Mus. D.---
Oh, the oak, the ash, and the bonny ivy tree,
They flourish best at home in the North Countrie!
Now, in the legends of Mabel, the Scottish nation was ever
freshly remembered, with all the embittered declamation of
which the narrator was capable. The inhabitants of the opposite
frontier served in her narratives to fill up the parts
which ogres and giants with seven-leagued boots occupy in the
ordinary nursery tales. And how could it be otherwise? Was
it not the Black Douglas who slew with his own hand the heir
of the Osbaldistone family the day after he took possession of
his estate, surprising him and his vassals while solemnizing a
feast suited to the occasion? Was it not Wat the Devil, who
drove all the year-old hogs off the braes of Lanthorn-side, in
the very recent days of my grandfather's father? And had we
not many a trophy, but, according to old Mabel's version of
history, far more honourably gained, to mark our revenge of
these wrongs? Did not Sir Henry Osbaldistone, fifth baron of
the name, carry off the fair maid of Fairnington, as Achilles did
his Chryseis and Briseis of old, and detain her in his fortress
against all the power of her friends, supported by the most
mighty Scottish chiefs of warlike fame? And had not our
swords shone foremost at most of those fields in which England
was victorious over her rival? All our family renown was
acquired---all our family misfortunes were occasioned---by the
northern wars.
Warmed by such tales, I looked upon the Scottish people
during my childhood, as a race hostile by nature to the more
southern inhabitants of this realm; and this view of the matter
was not much corrected by the language which my father
sometimes held with respect to them. He had engaged in
some large speculations concerning oak-woods, the property of
Highland proprietors, and alleged, that he found them much
more ready to make bargains, and extort earnest of the purchase-money,
than punctual in complying on their side with
the terms of the engagements. The Scottish mercantile men,
whom he was under the necessity of employing as a sort of
middle-men on these occasions, were also suspected by my
father of having secured, by one means or other, more than
their own share of the profit which ought to have accrued. In
short, if Mabel complained of the Scottish arms in ancient
times, Mr. Osbaldistone inveighed no less against the arts of
these modern Sinons; and between them, though without any
fixed purpose of doing so, they impressed my youthful mind
with a sincere aversion to the northern inhabitants of Britain,
as a people bloodthirsty in time of war, treacherous during
truce, interested, selfish, avaricious, and tricky in the business
of peaceful life, and having few good qualities, unless there
should be accounted such, a ferocity which resembled courage
in martial affairs, and a sort of wily craft which supplied the
place of wisdom in the ordinary commerce of mankind. In
justification, or apology, for those who entertained such prejudices,
I must remark, that the Scotch of that period were
guilty of similar injustice to the English, whom they branded
universally as a race of purse-proud arrogant epicures. Such
seeds of national dislike remained between the two countries,
the natural consequences of their existence as separate and
rival states. We have seen recently the breath of a demagogue
blow these sparks into a temporary flame, which I sincerely
hope is now extinguished in its own ashes. *
* This seems to have been written about the time of Wilkes and
* Liberty.
It was, then, with an impression of dislike, that I contemplated
the first Scotchman I chanced to meet in society. There
was much about him that coincided with my previous conceptions.
He had the hard features and athletic form said to
be peculiar to his country, together with the national intonation
and slow pedantic mode of expression, arising from a desire to
avoid peculiarities of idiom or dialect. I could also observe the
caution and shrewdness of his country in many of the observations
which he made, and the answers which he returned. But
I was not prepared for the air of easy self-possession and superiority
with which he seemed to predominate over the company
into which he was thrown, as it were by accident. His dress
was as coarse as it could be, being still decent; and, at a time
when great expense was lavished upon the wardrobe, even of
the lowest who pretended to the character of gentleman, this
indicated mediocrity of circumstances, if not poverty. His
conversation intimated that he was engaged in the cattle trade,
no very dignified professional pursuit. And yet, under these
disadvantages, he seemed, as a matter of course, to treat the
rest of the company with the cool and condescending politeness
which implies a real, or imagined, superiority over those towards
whom it is used. When he gave his opinion on any
point, it was with that easy tone of confidence used by those
superior to their society in rank or information, as if what he
said could not be doubted, and was not to be questioned. Mine
host and his Sunday guests, after an effort or two to support
their consequence by noise and bold averment, sunk gradually
under the authority of Mr. Campbell, who thus fairly possessed
himself of the lead in the conversation. I was tempted, from
curiosity, to dispute the ground with him myself, confiding in
my knowledge of the world, extended as it was by my residence
abroad, and in the stores with which a tolerable education
had possessed my mind. In the latter respect he offered no
competition, and it was easy to see that his natural powers
had never been cultivated by education. But I found him
much better acquainted than I was myself with the present
state of France, the character of the Duke of Orleans, who
had just succeeded to the regency of that kingdom, and that
of the statesmen by whom he was surrounded; and his
shrewd, caustic, and somewhat satirical remarks, were those
of a man who had been a close observer of the affairs of that
country.
On the subject of politics, Campbell observed a silence and
moderation which might arise from caution. The divisions of
Whig and Tory then shook England to her very centre, and a
powerful party, engaged in the Jacobite interest, menaced the
dynasty of Hanover, which had been just established on the
throne. Every alehouse resounded with the brawls of contending
politicians, and as mine host's politics were of that
liberal description which quarrelled with no good customer,
his hebdomadal visitants were often divided in their opinion as
irreconcilably as if he had feasted the Common Council. The
curate and the apothecary, with a little man, who made no
boast of his vocation, but who, from the flourish and snap of
his fingers, I believe to have been the barber, strongly espoused
the cause of high church and the Stuart line. The excise-man,
as in duty bound, and the attorney, who looked to some
petty office under the Crown, together with my fellow-traveller,
who seemed to enter keenly into the contest, staunchly supported
the cause of King George and the Protestant succession.
Dire was the screaming---deep the oaths! Each party
appealed to Mr. Campbell, anxious, it seemed, to elicit his
approbation.
``You are a Scotchman, sir; a gentleman of your country
must stand up for hereditary right,'' cried one party.
``You are a Presbyterian,'' assumed the other class of disputants;
``you cannot be a friend to arbitrary power.''
``Gentlemen,'' said our Scotch oracle, after having gained,
with some difficulty, a moment's pause, ``I havena much dubitation
that King George weel deserves the predilection of his
friends; and if he can haud the grip he has gotten, why, doubtless,
he may made the gauger, here, a commissioner of the
revenue, and confer on our friend, Mr. Quitam, the preferment
of solicitor-general; and he may also grant some good deed or
reward to this honest gentleman who is sitting upon his portmanteau,
which he prefers to a chair: And, questionless, King
James is also a grateful person, and when he gets his hand in
play, he may, if he be so minded, make this reverend gentleman
archprelate of Canterbury, and Dr. Mixit chief physician to his
household, and commit his royal beard to the care of my friend
Latherum. But as I doubt mickle whether any of the competing
sovereigns would give Rob Campbell a tass of aquavitae, if
he lacked it, I give my vote and interest to Jonathan Brown,
our landlord, to be the King and Prince of Skinkers, conditionally
that he fetches us another bottle as good as the last.''
This sally was received with general applause, in which the
landlord cordially joined; and when he had given orders for
fulfilling the condition on which his preferment was to depend,
he failed not to acquaint them, ``that, for as peaceable a gentleman
as Mr. Campbell was, he was, moreover, as bold as a lion
---seven highwaymen had he defeated with his single arm, that
beset him as he came from Whitson-Tryste.''
``Thou art deceived, friend Jonathan,'' said Campbell, interrupting
him; ``they were but barely two, and two cowardly
loons as man could wish to meet withal.''
``And did you, sir, really,'' said my fellow-traveller, edging
his chair (I should have said his portmanteau) nearer to Mr.
Campbell, ``really and actually beat two highwaymen yourself
alone?''
``In troth did I, sir,'' replied Campbell; ``and I think it nae
great thing to make a sang about.''
``Upon my word, sir,'' replied my acquaintance, ``I should be
happy to have the pleasure of your company on my journey---
I go northward, sir.''
This piece of gratuitous information concerning the route he
proposed to himself, the first I had heard my companion bestow
upon any one, failed to excite the corresponding confidence of
the Scotchman.
``We can scarce travel together,'' he replied, drily. ``You,
sir, doubtless, are well mounted, and I for the present travel
on foot, or on a Highland shelty, that does not help me much
faster forward.''
So saying, he called for a reckoning for the wine, and throwing
down the price of the additional bottle which he had himself
introduced, rose as if to take leave of us. My companion made
up to him, and taking him by the button, drew him aside into
one of the windows. I could not help overhearing him pressing
something---I supposed his company upon the journey, which
Mr. Campbell seemed to decline.
``I will pay your charges, sir,'' said the traveller, in a tone
as if he thought the argument should bear down all opposition.
``It is quite impossible,'' said Campbell, somewhat contemptuously;
``I have business at Rothbury.''
``But I am in no great hurry; I can ride out of the way, and
never miss a day or so for good company.''
``Upon my faith, sir,'' said Campbell, ``I cannot render you
the service you seem to desiderate. I am,'' he added, drawing
himself up haughtily, ``travelling on my own private affairs,
and if ye will act by my advisement, sir, ye will neither unite
yourself with an absolute stranger on the road, nor communicate
your line of journey to those who are asking ye no questions
about it.'' He then extricated his button, not very ceremoniously,
from the hold which detained him, and coming up to me
as the company were dispersing, observed, ``Your friend, sir, is
too communicative, considering the nature of his trust.''
``That gentleman,'' I replied, looking towards the traveller,
``is no friend of mine, but an acquaintance whom I picked up
on the road. I know neither his name nor business, and you
seem to be deeper in his confidence than I am.''
``I only meant,'' he replied hastily, ``that he seems a thought
rash in conferring the honour of his company on those who
desire it not.''
``The gentleman,'' replied I, ``knows his own affairs best, and
I should be sorry to constitute myself a judge of them in any
respect.''
Mr. Campbell made no farther observation, but merely
wished me a good journey, and the party dispersed for the
evening.
Next day I parted company with my timid companion, as I
left the great northern road to turn more westerly in the direction
of Osbaldistone Manor, my uncle's seat. I cannot tell
whether he felt relieved or embarrassed by my departure, considering
the dubious light in which he seemed to regard me.
For my own part, his tremors ceased to amuse me, and, to say
the truth, I was heartily glad to get rid of him.
How melts my beating heart as I behold
Each lovely nymph, our island's boast and pride,
Push on the generous steed, that sweeps along
O'er rough, o'er smooth, nor heeds the steepy hill,
Nor falters in the extended vale below!
The Chase.
I approached my native north, for such I esteemed it, with
that enthusiasm which romantic and wild scenery inspires in
the lovers of nature. No longer interrupted by the babble of
my companion, I could now remark the difference which the
country exhibited from that through which I had hitherto
travelled. The streams now more properly deserved the name,
for, instead of slumbering stagnant among reeds and willows,
they brawled along beneath the shade of natural copsewood;
were now hurried down declivities, and now purled more
leisurely, but still in active motion, through little lonely valleys,
which, opening on the road from time to time, seemed to invite
the traveller to explore their recesses. The Cheviots rose before
me in frowning majesty; not, indeed, with the sublime variety
of rock and cliff which characterizes mountains of the primary
class but huge, round-headed, and clothed with a dark robe of
russet, gaining, by their extent and desolate appearance, an influence
upon the imagination, as a desert district possessing a
character of its own.
The abode of my fathers, which I was now approaching, was
situated in a glen, or narrow valley, which ran up among those
hills. Extensive estates, which once belonged to the family of
Osbaldistone, had been long dissipated by the misfortunes or
misconduct of my ancestors; but enough was still attached to
the old mansion, to give my uncle the title of a man of large
property. This he employed (as I was given to understand by
some inquiries which I made on the road) in maintaining the
prodigal hospitality of a northern squire of the period, which he
deemed essential to his family dignity.
From the summit of an eminence I had already had a distant
view of Osbaldistone Hall, a large and antiquated edifice, peeping
out from a Druidical grove of huge oaks; and I was
directing my course towards it, as straightly and as speedily as
the windings of a very indifferent road would permit, when my
horse, tired as he was, pricked up his ears at the enlivening
notes of a pack of hounds in full cry, cheered by the occasional
bursts of a French horn, which in those days was a constant
accompaniment to the chase. I made no doubt that the pack
was my uncle's, and drew up my horse with the purpose of
suffering the hunters to pass without notice, aware that a hunting-field
was not the proper scene to introduce myself to a keen
sportsman, and determined when they had passed on, to proceed
to the mansion-house at my own pace, and there to await the
return of the proprietor from his sport. I paused, therefore,
on a rising ground, and, not unmoved by the sense of interest
which that species of silvan sport is so much calculated to
inspire (although my mind was not at the moment very accessible
to impressions of this nature), I expected with some eagerness
the appearance of the huntsmen.
The fox, hard run, and nearly spent, first made his appearance
from the copse which clothed the right-hand side of the valley.
His drooping brush, his soiled appearance, and jaded trot, proclaimed
his fate impending; and the carrion crow, which hovered
over him, already considered poor Reynard as soon to be his
prey. He crossed the stream which divides the little valley,
and was dragging himself up a ravine on the other side of its
wild banks, when the headmost hounds, followed by the rest of
the pack in full cry, burst from the coppice, followed by the
huntsman and three or four riders. The dogs pursued the
trace of Reynard with unerring instinct; and the hunters
followed with reckless haste, regardless of the broken and
difficult nature of the ground. They were tall, stout young
men, well mounted, and dressed in green and red, the uniform
of a sporting association, formed under the auspices of old Sir
Hildebrand Osbaldistone.---``My cousins!'' thought I, as they
swept past me. The next reflection was, what is my reception
likely to be among these worthy successors of Nimrod? and how
improbable is it that I, knowing little or nothing of rural sports,
shall find myself at ease, or happy, in my uncle's family. A
vision that passed me interrupted these reflections.
It was a young lady, the loveliness of whose very striking
features was enhanced by the animation of the chase and the
glow of the exercise, mounted on a beautiful horse, jet black,
unless where he was flecked by spots of the snow-white foam
which embossed his bridle. She wore, what was then somewhat
unusual, a coat, vest, and hat, resembling those of a man,
which fashion has since called a riding habit. The mode had
been introduced while I was in France, and was perfectly new
to me. Her long black hair streamed on the breeze, having in
the hurry of the chase escaped from the ribbon which bound
it. Some very broken ground, through which she guided her
horse with the most admirable address and presence of mind,
retarded her course, and brought her closer to me than any of
the other riders had passed. I had, therefore, a full view of
her uncommonly fine face and person, to which an inexpressible
charm was added by the wild gaiety of the scene, and the
romance of her singular dress and unexpected appearance. As
she passed me, her horse made, in his impetuosity, an irregular
movement, just while, coming once more upon open ground,
she was again putting him to his speed. It served as an
apology for me to ride close up to her, as if to her assistance.
There was, however, no cause for alarm; it was not a stumble,
nor a false step; and, if it had, the fair Amazon had too much
self-possession to have been deranged by it. She thanked my
good intentions, however, by a smile, and I felt encouraged to
put my horse to the same pace, and to keep in her immediate
neighbourhood. The clamour of ``Whoop! dead! dead!''---
and the corresponding flourish of the French horn, soon
announced to us that there was no more occasion for haste,
since the chase was at a close. One of the young men whom
we had seen approached us, waving the brush of the fox in
triumph, as if to upbraid my fair companion,
``I see,'' she replied,---``I see; but make no noise about it:
if Phoebe,'' she said, patting the neck of the beautiful animal
on which she rode, ``had not got among the cliffs, you would
have had little cause for boasting.''
They met as she spoke, and I observed them both look at me,
and converse a moment in an under-tone, the young lady
apparently pressing the sportsman to do something which he
declined shyly, and with a sort of sheepish sullenness. She
instantly turned her horse's head towards me, saying,---``Well,
well, Thornie, if you won't, I must, that's all.---Sir,'' she continued,
addressing me, ``I have been endeavouring to persuade
this cultivated young gentleman to make inquiry of you whether,
in the course of your travels in these parts, you have heard anything
of a friend of ours, one Mr. Francis Osbaldistone, who has
been for some days expected at Osbaldistone Hall?''
I was too happy to acknowledge myself to be the party
inquired after, and to express my thanks for the obliging
inquiries of the young lady.
``In that case, sir,'' she rejoined, ``as my kinsman's politeness
seems to be still slumbering, you will permit me (though I
suppose it is highly improper) to stand mistress of ceremonies,
and to present to you young Squire Thorncliff Osbaldistone,
your cousin, and Die Vernon, who has also the honour to be
your accomplished cousin's poor kinswoman.''
There was a mixture of boldness, satire, and simplicity in
the manner in which Miss Vernon pronounced these words.
My knowledge of life was sufficient to enable me to take up a
corresponding tone as I expressed my gratitude to her for her
condescension, and my extreme pleasure at having met with
them. To say the truth, the compliment was so expressed,
that the lady might easily appropriate the greater share of it,
for Thorncliff seemed an arrant country bumpkin, awkward,
shy, and somewhat sulky withal. He shook hands with me,
however, and then intimated his intention of leaving me that
he might help the huntsman and his brothers to couple up the
hounds,---a purpose which he rather communicated by way of
information to Miss Vernon than as apology to me.
``There he goes,'' said the young lady, following him with
eyes in which disdain was admirably painted---``the prince of
grooms and cock-fighters, and blackguard horse-coursers. But
there is not one of them to mend another.---Have you read
Markham?'' said Miss Vernon.
``Read whom, ma'am?---I do not even remember the author's
name.''
``O lud! on what a strand are you wrecked!'' replied the
young lady. ``A poor forlorn and ignorant stranger, unacquainted
with the very Alcoran of the savage tribe whom you
are come to reside among---Never to have heard of Markham,
the most celebrated author on farriery! then I fear you are
equally a stranger to the more modern names of Gibson and
Bartlett?''
``I am, indeed, Miss Vernon.''
``And do you not blush to own it?'' said Miss Vernon.
``Why, we must forswear your alliance. Then, I suppose, you
can neither give a ball, nor a mash, nor a horn!''
``I confess I trust all these matters to an ostler, or to my
groom.''
``Incredible carelessness!---And you cannot shoe a horse, or
cut his mane and tail; or worm a dog, or crop his ears, or cut
his dew-claws; or reclaim a hawk, or give him his casting-stones,
or direct his diet when he is sealed; or''------
``To sum up my insignificance in one word,'' replied I, ``I
am profoundly ignorant in all these rural accomplishments.''
``Then, in the name of Heaven, Mr. Francis Osbaldistone,
what can you do?''
``Very little to the purpose, Miss Vernon; something, however,
I can pretend to---When my groom has dressed my horse I
can ride him, and when my hawk is in the field, I can fly him.''
``Can you do this?'' said the young lady, putting her horse
to a canter.
There was a sort of rude overgrown fence crossed the path
before us, with a gate composed of pieces of wood rough from
the forest; I was about to move forward to open it, when Miss
Vernon cleared the obstruction at a flying leap. I was bound
in point of honour to follow, and was in a moment again at her
side. ``There are hopes of you yet,'' she said. ``I was afraid
you had been a very degenerate Osbaldistone. But what on
earth brings you to Cub-Castle?---for so the neighbours have
christened this hunting-hall of ours. You might have stayed
away, I suppose, if you would?''
I felt I was by this time on a very intimate footing with my
beautiful apparition, and therefore replied, in a confidential
under-tone---``Indeed, my dear Miss Vernon, I might have
considered it as a sacrifice to be a temporary resident in Osbaldistone
Hall, the inmates being such as you describe them; but
I am convinced there is one exception that will make amends
for all deficiencies.''
``O, you mean Rashleigh?'' said Miss Vernon.
``Indeed I do not; I was thinking---forgive me---of some
person much nearer me.''
``I suppose it would be proper not to understand your
civility?---But that is not my way---I don't make a courtesy for
it because I am sitting on horseback. But, seriously, I deserve
your exception, for I am the only conversable being about the
Hall, except the old priest and Rashleigh.''
``And who is Rashleigh, for Heaven's sake?''
``Rashleigh is one who would fain have every one like him
for his own sake. He is Sir Hildebrand's youngest son---about
your own age, but not so---not well looking, in short. But
nature has given him a mouthful of common sense, and the
priest has added a bushelful of learning; he is what we call a
very clever man in this country, where clever men are scarce.
Bred to the church, but in no hurry to take orders.''
``To the Catholic Church?''
``The Catholic Church? what Church else?'' said the young
lady. ``But I forgot---they told me you are a heretic. Is that
true, Mr. Osbaldistone?''
``I must not deny the charge.''
``And yet you have been abroad, and in Catholic countries?''
``For nearly four years.''
``You have seen convents?''
``Often; but I have not seen much in them which recommended
the Catholic religion.''
``Are not the inhabitants happy?''
``Some are unquestionably so, whom either a profound sense
of devotion, or an experience of the persecutions and misfortunes
of the world, or a natural apathy of temper, has led into retirement.
Those who have adopted a life of seclusion from sudden
and overstrained enthusiasm, or in hasty resentment of some
disappointment or mortification, are very miserable. The
quickness of sensation soon returns, and like the wilder animals
in a menagerie, they are restless under confinement, while others
muse or fatten in cells of no larger dimensions than theirs.''
``And what,'' continued Miss Vernon, ``becomes of those
victims who are condemned to a convent by the will of others?
what do they resemble? especially, what do they resemble, if
they are born to enjoy life, and feel its blessings?''
``They are like imprisoned singing-birds,'' replied I, ``condemned
to wear out their lives in confinement, which they try
to beguile by the exercise of accomplishments which would have
adorned society had they been left at large.''
``I shall be,'' returned Miss Vernon---``that is,'' said she,
correcting herself---``I should be rather like the wild hawk,
who, barred the free exercise of his soar through heaven, will
dash himself to pieces against the bars of his cage. But to
return to Rashleigh,'' said she, in a more lively tone, ``you will
think him the pleasantest man you ever saw in your life, Mr.
Osbaldistone,---that is, for a week at least. If he could find
out a blind mistress, never man would be so secure of conquest;
but the eye breaks the spell that enchants the ear.---But here
we are in the court of the old hall, which looks as wild and old-fashioned
as any of its inmates. There is no great toilette kept
at Osbaldistone Hall, you must know; but I must take off these
things, they are so unpleasantly warm,---and the hat hurts my
forehead, too,'' continued the lively girl, taking it off, and shaking
down a profusion of sable ringlets, which, half laughing, half
blushing, she separated with her white slender fingers, in order
to clear them away from her beautiful face and piercing hazel
eyes. If there was any coquetry in the action, it was well disguised
by the careless indifference of her manner. I could not
help saying, ``that, judging of the family from what I saw, I
should suppose the toilette a very unnecessary care.''
``That's very politely said---though, perhaps, I ought not to
understand in what sense it was meant,'' replied Miss Vernon;
``but you will see a better apology for a little negligence when
you meet the Orsons you are to live amongst, whose forms no
toilette could improve. But, as I said before, the old dinner-bell
will clang, or rather clank, in a few minutes---it cracked of its
own accord on the day of the landing of King Willie, and my
uncle, respecting its prophetic talent, would never permit it to be
mended. So do you hold my palfrey, like a duteous knight, until
I send some more humble squire to relieve you of the charge.''
She threw me the rein as if we had been acquainted from our
childhood, jumped from her saddle, tripped across the courtyard,
and entered at a side-door, leaving me in admiration of her beauty,
and astonished with the over-frankness of her manners, which
seemed the more extraordinary at a time when the dictates of
politeness, flowing from the court of the Grand Monarque Louis
XIV., prescribed to the fair sex an unusual severity of decorum.
I was left awkwardly enough stationed in the centre of the
court of the old hall, mounted on one horse, and holding
another in my hand.
The building afforded little to interest a stranger, had I been
disposed to consider it attentively; the sides of the quadrangle
were of various architecture, and with their stone-shafted latticed
windows, projecting turrets, and massive architraves, resembled
the inside of a convent, or of one of the older and less splendid
colleges of Oxford. I called for a domestic, but was for some
time totally unattended to; which was the more provoking, as I
could perceive I was the object of curiosity to several servants,
both male and female, from different parts of the building, who
popped out their heads and withdrew them, like rabbits in a
warren, before I could make a direct appeal to the attention of any
individual. The return of the huntsmen and hounds relieved
me from my embarrassment, and with some difficulty I got one
down to relieve me of the charge of the horses, and another
stupid boor to guide me to the presence of Sir Hildebrand.
This service he performed with much such grace and good-will,
as a peasant who is compelled to act as guide to a hostile patrol;
and in the same manner I was obliged to guard against his deserting
me in the labyrinth of low vaulted passages which conducted
to ``Stun Hall,'' as he called it, where I was to be introduced
to the gracious presence of my uncle.
We did, however, at length reach a long vaulted room, floored
with stone, where a range of oaken tables, of a weight and size
too massive ever to be moved aside, were already covered for
dinner. This venerable apartment, which had witnessed the
feasts of several generations of the Osbaldistone family, bore also
evidence of their success in field sports. Huge antlers of deer,
which might have been trophies of the hunting of Chevy Chace,
were ranged around the walls, interspersed with the stuffed skins
of badgers, otters, martins, and other animals of the chase.
Amidst some remnants of old armour, which had, perhaps,
served against the Scotch, hung the more valued weapons of
silvan war, cross-bows, guns of various device and construction,
nets, fishing-rods, otter-spears, hunting-poles, with many other
singular devices, and engines for taking or killing game. A few
old pictures, dimmed with smoke, and stained with March beer,
hung on the walls, representing knights and ladies, honoured,
doubtless, and renowned in their day; those frowning fearfully
from huge bushes of wig and of beard; and these looking delightfully
with all their might at the roses which they brandished in
their hands.
I had just time to give a glance at these matters, when about
twelve blue-coated servants burst into the hall with much tumult
and talk, each rather employed in directing his comrades than in
discharging his own duty. Some brought blocks and billets to
the fire, which roared, blazed, and ascended, half in smoke, half
in flame, up a huge tunnel, with an opening wide enough to accommodate
a stone seat within its ample vault, and which was
fronted, by way of chimney-piece, with a huge piece of heavy
architecture, where the monsters of heraldry, embodied by the
art of some Northumbrian chisel, grinned and ramped in red free-stone,
now japanned by the smoke of centuries. Others of these
old-fashioned serving-men bore huge smoking dishes, loaded with
substantial fare; others brought in cups, flagons, bottles, yea
barrels of liquor. All tramped, kicked, plunged, shouldered, and
jostled, doing as little service with as much tumult as could well
be imagined. At length, while the dinner was, after various
efforts, in the act of being arranged upon the board, ``the clamour
much of men and dogs,'' the cracking of whips, calculated for
the intimidation of the latter, voices loud and high, steps which,
impressed by the heavy-heeled boots of the period, clattered like
those in the statue of the Festin de Pierre,* announced the arrival
* Now called Don Juan.
of those for whose benefit the preparations were made. The
hubbub among the servants rather increased than diminished as
this crisis approached. Some called to make haste,---others to
take time,---some exhorted to stand out of the way, and make
room for Sir Hildebrand and the young squires,---some to close
round the table and be in the way,---some bawled to open, some
to shut, a pair of folding-doors which divided the hall from a
sort of gallery, as I afterwards learned, or withdrawing-room,
fitted up with black wainscot. Opened the doors were at length,
and in rushed curs and men,---eight dogs, the domestic chaplain,
the village doctor, my six cousins, and my uncle.
The rude hall rocks---they come, they come,---
The din of voices shakes the dome;---
In stalk the various forms, and, drest
In varying morion, varying vest,
All march with haughty step---all proudly shake the crest.
Penrose.
If Sir Hildebrand Osbaldistone was in no hurry to greet his
nephew, of whose arrival he must have been informed for some
time, he had important avocations to allege in excuse. ``Had
seen thee sooner, lad,'' he exclaimed, after a rough shake of the
hand, and a hearty welcome to Osbaldistone Hall, ``but had to
see the hounds kennelled first. Thou art welcome to the Hall,
lad---here is thy cousin Percie, thy cousin Thornie, and thy
cousin John---your cousin Dick, your cousin Wilfred, and---stay,
where's Rashleigh?---ay, here's Rashleigh---take thy long body
aside Thornie, and let's see thy brother a bit---your cousin
Rashleigh. So, thy father has thought on the old Hall, and
old Sir Hildebrand at last---better late than never---Thou art
welcome, lad, and there's enough. Where's my little Die?---
ay, here she comes---this is my niece Die, my wife's brother's
daughter---the prettiest girl in our dales, be the other who she
may---and so now let's to the sirloin.''---
To gain some idea of the person who held this language, you
must suppose, my dear Tresham, a man aged about sixty, in a
hunting suit which had once been richly laced, but whose
splendour had been tarnished by many a November and December
storm. Sir Hildebrand, notwithstanding the abruptness of
his present manner, had, at one period of his life, known courts
and camps; had held a commission in the army which encamped
on Hounslow Heath previous to the Revolution---and, recommended
perhaps by his religion, had been knighted about the
same period by the unfortunate and ill-advised James II. But
the Knight's dreams of further preferment, if he ever entertained
any, had died away at the crisis which drove his patron from the
throne, and since that period he had spent a sequestered life
upon his native domains. Notwithstanding his rusticity, however,
Sir Hildebrand retained much of the exterior of a gentleman,
and appeared among his sons as the remains of a Corinthian
pillar, defaced and overgrown with moss and lichen, might have
looked, if contrasted with the rough unhewn masses of upright
stones in Stonhenge, or any other Druidical temple. The sons
were, indeed, heavy unadorned blocks as the eye would desire to
look upon. Tall, stout, and comely, all and each of the five
eldest seemed to want alike the Promethean fire of intellect,
and the exterior grace and manner, which, in the polished world,
sometimes supply mental deficiency. Their most valuable
moral quality seemed to be the good-humour and content which
was expressed in their heavy features, and their only pretence
to accomplishment was their dexterity in field sports, for which
alone they lived. The strong Gyas, and the strong Cloanthus,
are not less distinguished by the poet, than the strong Percival,
the strong Thorncliff, the strong John, Richard, and Wilfred
Osbaldistones, were by outward appearance.
But, as if to indemnify herself for a uniformity so uncommon
in her productions, Dame Nature had rendered Rashleigh Osbaldistone
a striking contrast in person and manner, and, as I
afterwards learned, in temper and talents, not only to his
brothers, but to most men whom I had hitherto met with.
When Percie, Thornie, and Co. had respectively nodded, grinned,
and presented their shoulder rather than their hand, as their father
named them to their new kinsman, Rashleigh stepped forward,
and welcomed me to Osbaldistone Hall, with the air and manner
of a man of the world. His appearance was not in itself prepossessing.
He was of low stature, whereas all his brethren
seemed to be descendants of Anak; and while they were
handsomely formed, Rashleigh, though strong in person, was
bull-necked and cross-made, and from some early injury in his
youth had an imperfection in his gait, so much resembling an
absolute halt, that many alleged that it formed the obstacle to
his taking orders; the Church of Rome, as is well known, admitting
none to the clerical profession who labours under any
personal deformity. Others, however, ascribed this unsightly
defect to a mere awkward habit, and contended that it did not
amount to a personal disqualification from holy orders.
The features of Rashleigh were such, as, having looked upon,
we in vain wish to banish from our memory, to which they recur
as objects of painful curiosity, although we dwell upon them
with a feeling of dislike, and even of disgust. It was not the
actual plainness of his face, taken separately from the meaning,
which made this strong impression. His features were, indeed,
irregular, but they were by no means vulgar; and his keen dark
eyes, and shaggy eyebrows, redeemed his face from the charge
of commonplace ugliness. But there was in these eyes an expression
of art and design, and, on provocation, a ferocity
tempered by caution, which nature had made obvious to the
most ordinary physiognomist, perhaps with the same intention
that she has given the rattle to the poisonous snake. As if to
compensate him for these disadvantages of exterior, Rashleigh
Osbaldistone was possessed of a voice the most soft, mellow, and
rich in its tones that I ever heard, and was at no loss for language
of every sort suited to so fine an organ. His first sentence of
welcome was hardly ended, ere I internally agreed with Miss
Vernon, that my new kinsman would make an instant conquest
of a mistress whose ears alone were to judge his cause. He was
about to place himself beside me at dinner, but Miss Vernon,
who, as the only female in the family, arranged all such matters
according to her own pleasure, contrived that I should sit betwixt
Thorncliff and herself; and it can scarce be doubted that
I favoured this more advantageous arrangement.
``I want to speak with you,'' she said, ``and I have placed
honest Thornie betwixt Rashleigh and you on purpose. He will
be like---
Feather-bed 'twixt castle wall
And heavy brunt of cannon ball,
while I, your earliest acquaintance in this intellectual family, ask
of you how you like us all?''
``A very comprehensive question, Miss Vernon, considering
how short while I have been at Osbaldistone Hall.''
``Oh, the philosophy of our family lies on the surface---there
are minute shades distinguishing the individuals, which require
the eye of an intelligent observer; but the species, as naturalists
I believe call it, may be distinguished and characterized at
once.''
``My five elder cousins, then, are I presume of pretty nearly
the same character.''
``Yes, they form a happy compound of sot, gamekeeper, bully,
horse-jockey, and fool; but as they say there cannot be found
two leaves on the same tree exactly alike, so these happy ingredients,
being mingled in somewhat various proportions in each
individual, make an agreeable variety for those who like to study
character.''
``Give me a sketch, if you please, Miss Vernon.''
``You shall have them all in a family-piece, at full length---
the favour is too easily granted to be refused. Percie, the son
and heir, has more of the sot than of the gamekeeper, bully,
horse-jockey, or fool---My precious Thornie is more of the bully
than the sot, gamekeeper, jockey, or fool---John, who sleeps
whole weeks amongst the hills, has most of the gamekeeper---
The jockey is powerful with Dickon, who rides two hundred
miles by day and night to be bought and sold at a horse-race---
And the fool predominates so much over Wilfred's other qualities,
that he may be termed a fool positive.''
``A goodly collection, Miss Vernon, and the individual varieties
belong to a most interesting species. But is there no room on
the canvas for Sir Hildebrand?''
``I love my uncle,'' was her reply: ``I owe him some kindness
(such it was meant for at least), and I will leave you to draw his
picture yourself, when you know him better.''
``Come,'' thought I to myself, ``I am glad there is some forbearance.
After all, who would have looked for such bitter
satire from a creature so young, and so exquisitely beautiful?''
``You are thinking of me,'' she said, bending her dark eyes
on me, as if she meant to pierce through my very soul.
``I certainly was,'' I replied, with some embarrassment at
the determined suddenness of the question, and then, endeavouring
to give a complimentary turn to my frank avowal---``How
is it possible I should think of anything else, seated as I have
the happiness to be?''
She smiled with such an expression of concentrated haughtiness
as she alone could have thrown into her countenance. ``I
must inform you at once, Mr. Osbaldistone, that compliments
are entirely lost upon me; do not, therefore, throw away your
pretty sayings---they serve fine gentlemen who travel in the
country, instead of the toys, beads, and bracelets, which navigators
carry to propitiate the savage inhabitants of newly-discovered
lands. Do not exhaust your stock in trade;---you
will find natives in Northumberland to whom your fine things
will recommend you---on me they would be utterly thrown
away, for I happen to know their real value.''
I was silenced and confounded.
``You remind me at this moment,'' said the young lady,
resuming her lively and indifferent manner, ``of the fairy tale,
where the man finds all the money which he had carried to
market suddenly changed into pieces of slate. I have cried
down and ruined your whole stock of complimentary discourse
by one unlucky observation. But come, never mind it---You
are belied, Mr. Osbaldistone, unless you have much better conversation
than these fadeurs, which every gentleman with a
toupet thinks himself obliged to recite to an unfortunate girl,
merely because she is dressed in silk and gauze, while he wears
superfine cloth with embroidery. Your natural paces, as any
of my five cousins might say, are far preferable to your complimentary
amble. Endeavour to forget my unlucky sex; call
me Tom Vernon, if you have a mind, but speak to me as you
would to a friend and companion; you have no idea how much
I shall like you.''
``That would be a bribe indeed,'' returned I.
``Again!'' replied Miss Vernon, holding up her finger; ``I
told you I would not bear the shadow of a compliment. And
now, when you have pledged my uncle, who threatens you
with what he calls a brimmer, I will tell you what you think
of me.''
The bumper being pledged by me, as a dutiful nephew, and
some other general intercourse of the table having taken place,
the continued and business-like clang of knives and forks, and
the devotion of cousin Thorncliff on my right hand, and cousin
Dickon, who sate on Miss Vernon's left, to the huge quantities
of meat with which they heaped their plates, made them serve
as two occasional partitions, separating us from the rest of the
company, and leaving us to our te^te-a`-te^te. ``And now,'' said
I, ``give me leave to ask you frankly, Miss Vernon, what you
suppose I am thinking of you!---I could tell you what I really
do think, but you have interdicted praise.''
``I do not want your assistance. I am conjuror enough to
tell your thoughts without it. You need not open the casement
of your bosom; I see through it. You think me a strange
bold girl, half coquette, half romp; desirous of attracting
attention by the freedom of her manners and loudness of her
conversation, because she is ignorant of what the Spectator calls
the softer graces of the sex; and perhaps you think I have
some particular plan of storming you into admiration. I should
be sorry to shock your self-opinion, but you were never more
mistaken. All the confidence I have reposed in you, I would
have given as readily to your father, if I thought he could
have understood me. I am in this happy family as much
secluded from intelligent listeners as Sancho in the Sierra
Morena, and when opportunity offers, I must speak or die. I
assure you I would not have told you a word of all this
curious intelligence, had I cared a pin who knew it or knew
it not.''
``It is very cruel in you, Miss Vernon, to take away all
particular marks of favour from your communications, but I
must receive them on your own terms.---You have not included
Mr. Rashleigh Osbaldistone in your domestic sketches.''
She shrunk, I thought, at this remark, and hastily answered,
in a much lower tone, ``Not a word of Rashleigh! His ears
are so acute when his selfishness is interested, that the sounds
would reach him even through the mass of Thorncliff's person,
stuffed as it is with beef, venison-pasty, and pudding.''
``Yes,'' I replied; ``but peeping past the living screen which
divides us, before I put the question, I perceived that Mr.
Rashleigh's chair was empty---he has left the table.''
``I would not have you be too sure of that,'' Miss Vernon
replied. ``Take my advice, and when you speak of Rashleigh,
get up to the top of Otterscope-hill, where you can see for
twenty miles round you in every direction---stand on the very
peak, and speak in whispers; and, after all, don't be too sure
that the bird of the air will not carry the matter, Rashleigh
has been my tutor for four years; we are mutually tired of
each other, and we shall heartily rejoice at our approaching
separation.''
``Mr. Rashleigh leaves Osbaldistone Hall, then?''
``Yes, in a few days;---did you not know that?---your father
must keep his resolutions much more secret than Sir Hildebrand.
Why, when my uncle was informed that you were to
be his guest for some time, and that your father desired to have
one of his hopeful sons to fill up the lucrative situation in his
counting-house which was vacant by your obstinacy, Mr.
Francis, the good knight held a cour ple'nie`re of all his family,
including the butler, housekeeper, and gamekeeper. This
reverend assembly of the peers and household officers of Osbaldistone
Hall was not convoked, as you may suppose, to elect
your substitute, because, as Rashleigh alone possessed more
arithmetic than was necessary to calculate the odds on a fighting
cock, none but he could be supposed qualified for the
situation. But some solemn sanction was necessary for transforming
Rashleigh's destination from starving as a Catholic
priest to thriving as a wealthy banker; and it was not without
some reluctance that the acquiescence of the assembly was
obtained to such an act of degradation.''
``I can conceive the scruples---but how were they got
over?''
``By the general wish, I believe, to get Rashleigh out of the
house,'' replied Miss Vernon. ``Although youngest of the
family, he has somehow or other got the entire management
of all the others; and every one is sensible of the subjection,
though they cannot shake it off. If any one opposes him, he
is sure to rue having done so before the year goes about; and
if you do him a very important service, you may rue it still
more.''
``At that rate,'' answered I, smiling, ``I should look about
me; for I have been the cause, however unintentionally, of his
change of situation.''
``Yes; and whether he regards it as an advantage or disadvantage,
he will owe you a grudge for it---But here comes
cheese, radishes, and a bumper to church and king, the hint for
chaplains and ladies to disappear; and I, the sole representative
of womanhood at Osbaldistone Hall, retreat, as in duty bound.''
She vanished as she spoke, leaving me in astonishment at
the mingled character of shrewdness, audacity, and frankness,
which her conversation displayed. I despair conveying to you
the least idea of her manner, although I have, as nearly as I
can remember, imitated her language. In fact, there was a
mixture of untaught simplicity, as well as native shrewdness
and haughty boldness, in her manner, and all were modified
and recommended by the play of the most beautiful features I
had ever beheld. It is not to be thought that, however strange
and uncommon I might think her liberal and unreserved communications,
a young man of two-and-twenty was likely to be
severely critical on a beautiful girl of eighteen, for not observing
a proper distance towards him. On the contrary, I was
equally diverted and flattered by Miss Vernon's confidence, and
that notwithstanding her declaration of its being conferred on
me solely because I was the first auditor who occurred, of
intelligence enough to comprehend it. With the presumption
of my age, certainly not diminished by my residence in France,
I imagined that well-formed features, and a handsome person,
both which I conceived myself to possess, were not unsuitable
qualifications for the confidant of a young beauty. My vanity
thus enlisted in Miss Vernon's behalf, I was far from judging
her with severity, merely for a frankness which I supposed was
in some degree justified by my own personal merit; and the
feelings of partiality, which her beauty, and the singularity of
her situation, were of themselves calculated to excite, were
enhanced by my opinion of her penetration and judgment in her
choice of a friend.
After Miss Vernon quitted the apartment, the bottle circulated,
or rather flew, around the table in unceasing revolution.
My foreign education had given me a distaste to intemperance,
then and yet too common a vice among my countrymen. The
conversation which seasoned such orgies was as little to my taste,
and if anything could render it more disgusting, it was the relationship
of the company. I therefore seized a lucky opportunity,
and made my escape through a side door, leading I knew
not whither, rather than endure any longer the sight of father
and sons practising the same degrading intemperance, and holding
the same coarse and disgusting conversation. I was pursued,
of course, as I had expected, to be reclaimed by force, as a deserter
from the shrine of Bacchus. When I heard the whoop and
hollo, and the tramp of the heavy boots of my pursuers on the
winding stair which I was descending, I plainly foresaw I should
be overtaken unless I could get into the open air. I therefore
threw open a casement in the staircase, which looked into an
old-fashioned garden, and as the height did not exceed six feet,
I jumped out without hesitation, and soon heard far behind the
``hey whoop! stole away! stole away!'' of my baffled pursuers.
I ran down one alley, walked fast up another; and then, conceiving
myself out of all danger of pursuit, I slackened my pace
into a quiet stroll, enjoying the cool air which the heat of the
wine I had been obliged to swallow, as well as that of my rapid
retreat, rendered doubly grateful.
As I sauntered on, I found the gardener hard at his evening
employment, and saluted him, as I paused to look at his work.
``Good even, my friend.''
``Gude e'en---gude e'en t'ye,'' answered the man, without
looking up, and in a tone which at once indicated his northern
extraction.
``Fine weather for your work, my friend.''
``It's no that muckle to be compleened o','' answered the man,
with that limited degree of praise which gardeners and farmers
usually bestow on the very best weather. Then raising his head,
as if to see who spoke to him, he touched his Scotch bonnet
with an air of respect, as he observed, ``Eh, gude safe us!---it's
a sight for sair een, to see a gold-laced jeistiecor in the Ha'garden
sae late at e'en.''
``A gold-laced what, my good friend?''
``Ou, a jeistiecor*---that's a jacket like your ain, there. They
* Perhaps from the French Juste-au-corps.
hae other things to do wi' them up yonder---unbuttoning them
to make room for the beef and the bag-puddings, and the claret-wine,
nae doubt---that's the ordinary for evening lecture on this
side the border.''
``There's no such plenty of good cheer in your country, my
good friend,'' I replied, ``as to tempt you to sit so late at it.''
``Hout, sir, ye ken little about Scotland; it's no for want of
gude vivers---the best of fish, flesh, and fowl hae we, by sybos,
ingans, turneeps, and other garden fruit. But we hae mense
and discretion, and are moderate of our mouths;---but here, frae
the kitchen to the ha', it's fill and fetch mair, frae the tae end
of the four-and-twenty till the tother. Even their fast days---
they ca' it fasting when they hae the best o' sea-fish frae Hartlepool
and Sunderland by land carriage, forbye trouts, grilses, salmon,
and a' the lave o't, and so they make their very fasting a kind
of luxury and abomination; and then the awfu' masses and
matins of the puir deceived souls---But I shouldna speak about
them, for your honour will be a Roman, I'se warrant, like the
lave.''
``Not I, my friend; I was bred an English presbyterian, or
dissenter.''
``The right hand of fellowship to your honour, then,'' quoth
the gardener, with as much alacrity as his hard features were
capable of expressing, and, as if to show that his good-will did
not rest on words, he plucked forth a huge horn snuff-box, or
mull, as he called it, and proffered a pinch with a most fraternal
grin.
Having accepted his courtesy, I asked him if he had been long
a domestic at Osbaldistone Hall.
``I have been fighting with wild beasts at Ephesus,'' said he,
looking towards the building, ``for the best part of these four-and-twenty
years, as sure as my name's Andrew Fairservice.''
``But, my excellent friend, Andrew Fairservice, if your religion
and your temperance are so much offended by Roman rituals
and southern hospitality, it seems to me that you must have been
putting yourself to an unnecessary penance all this while, and
that you might have found a service where they eat less, and
are more orthodox in their worship. I dare say it cannot be
want of skill which prevented your being placed more to your
satisfaction.''
``It disna become me to speak to the point of my qualifications,''
said Andrew, looking round him with great complacency;
``but nae doubt I should understand my trade of horticulture,
seeing I was bred in the parish of Dreepdaily, where they raise
lang-kale under glass, and force the early nettles for their spring
kale. And, to speak truth, I hae been flitting every term these
four-and-twenty years; but when the time comes, there's aye
something to saw that I would like to see sawn,---or something
to maw that I would like to see mawn,---or something to ripe
that I would like to see ripen,---and sae I e'en daiker on wi' the
family frae year's end to year's end. And I wad say for certain,
that I am gaun to quit at Cannlemas, only I was just as positive
on it twenty years syne, and I find mysell still turning up the
mouls here, for a' that. Forbye that, to tell your honour the
evendown truth, there's nae better place ever offered to Andrew.
But if your honour wad wush me to ony place where I wad hear
pure doctrine, and hae a free cow's grass, and a cot, and a yard,
and mair than ten punds of annual fee, and where there's nae
leddy about the town to count the apples, I'se hold mysell muckle
indebted t'ye.''
``Bravo, Andrew! I perceive you'll lose no preferment for
want of asking patronage.''
``I canna see what for I should,'' replied Andrew; ``it's no a
generation to wait till ane's worth's discovered, I trow.''
``But you are no friend, I observe, to the ladies.''
``Na, by my troth, I keep up the first gardener's quarrel to
them. They're fasheous bargains---aye crying for apricocks,
pears, plums, and apples, summer and winter, without distinction
o' seasons; but we hae nae slices o' the spare rib here, be
praised for't! except auld Martha, and she's weel eneugh
pleased wi' the freedom o' the berry-bushes to her sister's weans,
when they come to drink tea in a holiday in the housekeeper's
room, and wi' a wheen codlings now and then for her ain private
supper.''
``You forget your young mistress.''
``What mistress do I forget?---whae's that?''
``Your young mistress, Miss Vernon.''
``What! the lassie Vernon?---She's nae mistress o' mine,
man. I wish she was her ain mistress; and I wish she mayna
be some other body's mistress or it's lang---She's a wild slip
that.''
``Indeed!'' said I, more interested than I cared to own to
myself, or to show to the fellow---``why, Andrew, you know all
the secrets of this family.''
``If I ken them, I can keep them,'' said Andrew; ``they
winna work in my wame like harm in a barrel, I'se warrant ye.
Miss Die is---but it's neither beef nor brose o' mine.''
And he began to dig with a great semblance of assiduity.
``What is Miss Vernon, Andrew? I am a friend of the
family, and should like to know.''
``Other than a gude ane, I'm fearing,'' said Andrew, closing
one eye hard, and shaking his head with a grave and mysterious
look---``something glee'd---your honour understands me?''
``I cannot say I do,'' said I, ``Andrew; but I should like to
hear you explain yourself;'' and therewithal I slipped a crown-piece
into Andrew's horn-hard hand. The touch of the silver
made him grin a ghastly smile, as he nodded slowly, and
thrust it into his breeches pocket; and then, like a man who
well understood that there was value to be returned, stood up,
and rested his arms on his spade, with his features composed
into the most important gravity, as for some serious communication.
``Ye maun ken, then, young gentleman, since it imports you
to know, that Miss Vernon is''------
Here breaking off, he sucked in both his cheeks, till his
lantern jaws and long chin assumed the appearance of a pair of
nut-crackers; winked hard once more, frowned, shook his head,
and seemed to think his physiognomy had completed the information
which his tongue had not fully told.
``Good God!'' said I---``so young, so beautiful, so early lost!''
``Troth ye may say sae---she's in a manner lost, body and
saul; forby being a Papist, I'se uphaud her for''---and his
northern caution prevailed, and he was again silent.
``For what, sir?'' said I sternly. ``I insist on knowing the
plain meaning of all this.''
``On, just for the bitterest Jacobite in the haill shire.''
``Pshaw! a Jacobite?---is that all?''
Andrew looked at me with some astonishment, at hearing his
information treated so lightly; and then muttering, ``Aweel,
it's the warst thing I ken aboot the lassie, howsoe'er,'' he resumed
his spade, like the king of the Vandals, in Marmontel's
late novel.
Bardolph.---The sheriff, with a monstrous watch, is at the door.
Henry IV. First Part.
I found out with some difficulty the apartment which was destined
for my accommodation; and having secured myself the
necessary good-will and attention from my uncle's domestics, by
using the means they were most capable of comprehending, I
secluded myself there for the remainder of the evening, conjecturing,
from the fair way in which I had left my new relatives,
as well as from the distant noise which continued to echo from
the stone-hall (as their banqueting-room was called), that they
were not likely to be fitting company for a sober man.
``What could my father mean by sending me to be an inmate
in this strange family?'' was my first and most natural reflection.
My uncle, it was plain, received me as one who was to make
some stay with him, and his rude hospitality rendered him as
indifferent as King Hal to the number of those who fed at his
cost. But it was plain my presence or absence would be of as
little importance in his eyes as that of one of his blue-coated
serving-men. My cousins were mere cubs, in whose company I
might, if I liked it, unlearn whatever decent manners, or elegant
accomplishments, I had acquired, but where I could attain no
information beyond what regarded worming dogs, rowelling horses,
and following foxes. I could only imagine one reason, which
was probably the true one. My father considered the life which
was led at Osbaldistone Hall as the natural and inevitable pursuits
of all country gentlemen, and he was desirous, by giving
me an opportunity of seeing that with which he knew I should
be disgusted, to reconcile me, if possible, to take an active share
in his own business. In the meantime, he would take Rashleigh
Osbaldistone into the counting-house. But he had an hundred
modes of providing for him, and that advantageously, whenever
he chose to get rid of him. So that, although I did feel a certain
qualm of conscience at having been the means of introducing
Rashleigh, being such as he was described by Miss Vernon, into
my father's business---perhaps into his confidence---I subdued it
by the reflection that my father was complete master of his own
affairs---a man not to be imposed upon, or influenced by any one
---and that all I knew to the young gentleman's prejudice was
through the medium of a singular and giddy girl, whose communications
were made with an injudicious frankness, which
might warrant me in supposing her conclusions had been hastily
or inaccurately formed. Then my mind naturally turned to Miss
Vernon herself; her extreme beauty; her very peculiar situation,
relying solely upon her reflections, and her own spirit, for guidance
and protection; and her whole character offering that
variety and spirit which piques our curiosity, and engages our
attention in spite of ourselves. I had sense enough to consider
the neighbourhood of this singular young lady, and the chance
of our being thrown into very close and frequent intercourse, as
adding to the dangers, while it relieved the dulness, of Osbaldistone
Hall; but I could not, with the fullest exertion of my
prudence, prevail upon myself to regret excessively this new and
particular hazard to which I was to be exposed. This scruple I
also settled as young men settle most difficulties of the kind---
I would be very cautious, always on my guard, consider Miss
Vernon rather as a companion than an intimate; and all would
do well enough. With these reflections I fell asleep, Miss
Vernon, of course, forming the last subject of my contemplation.
Whether I dreamed of her or not, I cannot satisfy you, for I
was tired and slept soundly. But she was the first person I
thought of in the morning, when waked at dawn by the cheerful
notes of the hunting horn. To start up, and direct my horse to
be saddled, was my first movement; and in a few minutes I was
in the court-yard, where men, dogs, and horses, were in full
preparation. My uncle, who, perhaps, was not entitled to expect
a very alert sportsman in his nephew, bred as he had been
in foreign parts, seemed rather surprised to see me, and I thought
his morning salutation wanted something of the hearty and hospitable
tone which distinguished his first welcome. ``Art there,
lad?---ay, youth's aye rathe---but look to thysell---mind the old
song, lad---
He that gallops his horse on Blackstone edge
May chance to catch a fall.''
I believe there are few young men, and those very sturdy
moralists, who would not rather be taxed with some moral peccadillo
than with want of knowledge in horsemanship. As I was
by no means deficient either in skill or courage, I resented my
uncle's insinuation accordingly, and assured him he would find
me up with the hounds.
``I doubtna, lad,'' was his reply; ``thou'rt a rank rider, I'se
warrant thee---but take heed. Thy father sent thee here to me
to be bitted, and I doubt I must ride thee on the curb, or we'll
hae some one to ride thee on the halter, if I takena the better
heed.''
As this speech was totally unintelligible to me---as, besides,
it did not seem to be delivered for my use, or benefit, but was
spoken as it were aside, and as if expressing aloud something
which was passing through the mind of my much-honoured uncle,
I concluded it must either refer to my desertion of the bottle on
the preceding evening, or that my uncle's morning hours being
a little discomposed by the revels of the night before, his temper
had suffered in proportion. I only made the passing reflection,
that if he played the ungracious landlord, I would remain the
shorter while his guest, and then hastened to salute Miss Vernon,
who advanced cordially to meet me. Some show of greeting also
passed between my cousins and me; but as I saw them maliciously
bent upon criticising my dress and accoutrements, from the cap
to the stirrup-irons, and sneering at whatever had a new or
foreign appearance, I exempted myself from the task of paying
them much attention; and assuming, in requital of their grins
and whispers, an air of the utmost indifference and contempt, I
attached myself to Miss Vernon, as the only person in the party
whom I could regard as a suitable companion. By her side,
therefore, we sallied forth to the destined cover, which was a
dingle or copse on the side of an extensive common. As we
rode thither, I observed to Diana, ``that I did not see my cousin
Rashleigh in the field;'' to which she replied,---``O no---he's a
mighty hunter, but it's after the fashion of Nimrod, and his
game is man.''
The dogs now brushed into the cover, with the appropriate
encouragement from the hunters---all was business, bustle, and
activity. My cousins were soon too much interested in the
business of the morning to take any further notice of me, unless
that I overheard Dickon the horse-jockey whisper to Wilfred the
fool---``Look thou, an our French cousin be nat off a' first burst.''
To which Wilfred answered, ``Like enow, for he has a queer
outlandish binding on's castor.''
Thorncliff, however, who in his rude way seemed not absolutely
insensible to the beauty of his kinswoman, appeared
determined to keep us company more closely than his brothers,
---perhaps to watch what passed betwixt Miss Vernon and me---
perhaps to enjoy my expected mishaps in the chase. In the
last particular he was disappointed. After beating in vain for
the greater part of the morning, a fox was at length found,
who led us a chase of two hours, in the course of which, notwithstanding
the ill-omened French binding upon my hat, I
sustained my character as a horseman to the admiration of my
uncle and Miss Vernon, and the secret disappointment of those
who expected me to disgrace it. Reynard, however, proved too
wily for his pursuers, and the hounds were at fault. I could at
this time observe in Miss Vernon's manner an impatience of
the close attendance which we received from Thorncliff Osbaldistone;
and, as that active-spirited young lady never hesitated
at taking the readiest means to gratify any wish of the moment,
she said to him, in a tone of reproach---``I wonder, Thornie,
what keeps you dangling at my horse's crupper all this morning,
when you know the earths above Woolverton-mill are not stopt.''
``I know no such an thing then, Miss Die, for the miller swore
himself as black as night, that he stopt them at twelve o'clock
midnight that was.''
``O fie upon you, Thornie! would you trust to a miller's
word?---and these earths, too, where we lost the fox three times
this season! and you on your grey mare, that can gallop there
and back in ten minutes!''
``Well, Miss Die, I'se go to Woolverton then, and if the
earths are not stopt, I'se raddle Dick the miller's bones for him.''
``Do, my dear Thornie; horsewhip the rascal to purpose---
via---fly away, and about it;''---Thorncliff went off at the
gallop---``or get horsewhipt yourself, which will serve my
purpose just as well.---I must teach them all discipline and
obedience to the word of command. I am raising a regiment,
you must know. Thornie shall be my sergeant-major, Dickon
my riding-master, and Wilfred, with his deep dub-a-dub tones,
that speak but three syllables at a time, my kettle-drummer.''
``And Rashleigh?''
``Rashleigh shall be my scout-master.''
``And will you find no employment for me, most lovely
colonel?''
``You shall have the choice of being pay-master, or plunder-master,
to the corps. But see how the dogs puzzle about there.
Come, Mr. Frank, the scent's cold; they won't recover it there
this while; follow me, I have a view to show you.''
And in fact, she cantered up to the top of a gentle hill,
commanding an extensive prospect. Casting her eyes around,
to see that no one was near us, she drew up her horse beneath
a few birch-trees, which screened us from the rest of the hunting-field---
``Do you see yon peaked, brown, heathy hill, having
something like a whitish speck upon the side?''
``Terminating that long ridge of broken moorish uplands?---
I see it distinctly.''
``That whitish speck is a rock called Hawkesmore-crag, and
Hawkesmore-crag is in Scotland.''
``Indeed! I did not think we had been so near Scotland.''
``It is so, I assure you, and your horse will carry you there
in two hours.''
``I shall hardly give him the trouble; why, the distance
must be eighteen miles as the crow flies.''
``You may have my mare, if you think her less blown---I
say, that in two hours you may be in Scotland.''
``And I say, that I have so little desire to be there, that if
my horse's head were over the Border, I would not give his tail
the trouble of following. What should I do in Scotland?''
``Provide for your safety, if I must speak plainly. Do you
understand me now, Mr. Frank?''
``Not a whit; you are more and more oracular.''
``Then, on my word, you either mistrust me most unjustly,
and are a better dissembler than Rashleigh Osbaldistone himself,
or you know nothing of what is imputed to you; and then
no wonder you stare at me in that grave manner, which I can
scarce see without laughing.''
``Upon my word of honour, Miss Vernon,'' said I, with an
impatient feeling of her childish disposition to mirth, ``I have
not the most distant conception of what you mean. I am happy
to afford you any subject of amusement, but I am quite ignorant
in what it consists.''
``Nay, there's no sound jest after all,'' said the young lady,
composing herself; ``only one looks so very ridiculous when he
is fairly perplexed. But the matter is serious enough. Do you
know one Moray, or Morris, or some such name?''
``Not that I can at present recollect.''
``Think a moment. Did you not lately travel with somebody
of such a name?''
``The only man with whom I travelled for any length of
time was a fellow whose soul seemed to lie in his portmanteau.''
``Then it was like the soul of the licentiate Pedro Garcias,
which lay among the ducats in his leathern purse. That man
has been robbed, and he has lodged an information against you,
as connected with the violence done to him.''
``You jest, Miss Vernon!''
``I do not, I assure you---the thing is an absolute fact.''
``And do you,'' said I, with strong indignation, which I did
not attempt to suppress, ``do you suppose me capable of meriting
such a charge?''
``You would call me out for it, I suppose, had I the advantage
of being a man---You may do so as it is, if you like it---I can
shoot flying, as well as leap a five-barred gate.''
``And are colonel of a regiment of horse besides,'' replied I,
reflecting how idle it was to be angry with her---``But do explain
the present jest to me.''
``There's no jest whatever,'' said Diana; ``you are accused
of robbing this man, and my uncle believes it as well as I did.''
``Upon my honour, I am greatly obliged to my friends for
their good opinion!''
``Now do not, if you can help it, snort, and stare, and snuff
the wind, and look so exceedingly like a startled horse---There's
no such offence as you suppose---you are not charged with any
petty larceny or vulgar felony---by no means. This fellow was
carrying money from Government, both specie and bills, to pay
the troops in the north; and it is said he has been also robbed
of some despatches of great consequence.''
``And so it is high treason, then, and not simple robbery, of
which I am accused!''
``Certainly---which, you know, has been in all ages accounted
the crime of a gentleman. You will find plenty in this
country, and one not far from your elbow, who think it a
merit to distress the Hanoverian government by every means
possible.''
``Neither my politics nor my morals, Miss Vernon, are of a
description so accommodating.''
``I really begin to believe that you are a Presbyterian and
Hanoverian in good earnest. But what do you propose to do?''
``Instantly to refute this atrocious calumny.---Before whom,''
I asked, ``was this extraordinary accusation laid.''
``Before old Squire Inglewood, who had sufficient unwillingness
to receive it. He sent tidings to my uncle, I suppose,
that he might smuggle you away into Scotland, out of reach of
the warrant. But my uncle is sensible that his religion and
old predilections render him obnoxious to Government, and
that, were he caught playing booty, he would be disarmed, and
probably dismounted (which would be the worse evil of the
two), as a Jacobite, papist, and suspected person.''*
* On occasions of public alarm, in the beginning of the eighteenth century,
* the horses of the Catholics were often seized upon, as they were
* always supposed to be on the eve of rising in rebellion.
``I can conceive that, sooner than lose his hunters, he would
give up his nephew.''
``His nephew, nieces, sons---daughters, if he had them, and
whole generation,'' said Diana;---``therefore trust not to him,
even for a single moment, but make the best of your way before
they can serve the warrant.''
``That I shall certainly do; but it shall be to the house of
this Squire Inglewood---Which way does it lie?''
``About five miles off, in the low ground, behind yonder
plantations---you may see the tower of the clock-house.''
``I will be there in a few minutes,'' said I, putting my horse
in motion.
``And I will go with you, and show you the way,'' said Diana,
putting her palfrey also to the trot.
``Do not think of it, Miss Vernon,'' I replied. ``It is not---
permit me the freedom of a friend---it is not proper, scarcely
even delicate, in you to go with me on such an errand as I am
now upon.''
``I understand your meaning,'' said Miss Vernon, a slight
blush crossing her haughty brow;---``it is plainly spoken;''
and after a moment's pause she added, ``and I believe kindly
meant.''
``It is indeed, Miss Vernon. Can you think me insensible
of the interest you show me, or ungrateful for it?'' said I, with
even more earnestness than I could have wished to express.
``Yours is meant for true kindness, shown best at the hour of
need. But I must not, for your own sake---for the chance of
misconstruction---suffer you to pursue the dictates of your generosity;
this is so public an occasion---it is almost like venturing
into an open court of justice.''
``And if it were not almost, but altogether entering into an
open court of justice, do you think I would not go there if I
thought it right, and wished to protect a friend? You have
no one to stand by you---you are a stranger; and here, in the
outskirts of the kingdom, country justices do odd things. My
uncle has no desire to embroil himself in your affair; Rashleigh
is absent, and were he here, there is no knowing which side he
might take; the rest are all more stupid and brutal one than
another. I will go with you, and I do not fear being able to
serve you. I am no fine lady, to be terrified to death with
law-books, hard words, or big wigs.''
``But my dear Miss Vernon''------
``But my dear Mr. Francis, be patient and quiet, and let me
take my own way; for when I take the bit between my teeth,
there is no bridle will stop me.''
Flattered with the interest so lovely a creature seemed to
take in my fate, yet vexed at the ridiculous appearance I should
make, by carrying a girl of eighteen along with me as an
advocate, and seriously concerned for the misconstruction to
which her motives might be exposed, I endeavoured to combat
her resolution to accompany me to Squire Inglewood's. The
self-willed girl told me roundly, that my dissuasions were
absolutely in vain; that she was a true Vernon, whom no
consideration, not even that of being able to do but little to
assist him, should induce to abandon a friend in distress; and
that all I could say on the subject might be very well for pretty,
well-educated, well-behaved misses from a town boarding-school,
but did not apply to her, who was accustomed to mind nobody's
opinion but her own.
While she spoke thus, we were advancing hastily towards
Inglewood Place, while, as if to divert me from the task of further
remonstrance, she drew a ludicrous picture of the magistrate
and his clerk.---Inglewood was---according to her description---
a white-washed Jacobite; that is, one who, having been long a
non-juror, like most of the other gentlemen of the country, had
lately qualified himself to act as a justice, by taking the oaths
to Government. ``He had done so,'' she said, ``in compliance
with the urgent request of most of his brother squires, who
saw, with regret, that the palladium of silvan sport, the game-laws,
were likely to fall into disuse for want of a magistrate
who would enforce them; the nearest acting justice being the
Mayor of Newcastle, and he, as being rather inclined to the
consumption of the game when properly dressed, than to its
preservation when alive, was more partial, of course, to the
cause of the poacher than of the sportsman. Resolving, therefore,
that it was expedient some one of their number should sacrifice
the scruples of Jacobitical loyalty to the good of the community,
the Northumbrian country gentlemen imposed the duty
on Inglewood, who, being very inert in most of his feelings and
sentiments, might, they thought, comply with any political
creed without much repugnance. Having thus procured the
body of justice, they proceeded,'' continued Miss Vernon, ``to
attach to it a clerk, by way of soul, to direct and animate its
movements. Accordingly they got a sharp Newcastle attorney,
called Jobson, who, to vary my metaphor, finds it a good thing
enough to retail justice at the sign of Squire Inglewood, and,
as his own emoluments depend on the quantity of business
which he transacts, he hooks in his principal for a great deal
more employment in the justice line than the honest squire had
ever bargained for; so that no apple-wife within the circuit of
ten miles can settle her account with a costermonger without
an audience of the reluctant Justice and his alert clerk, Mr.
Joseph Jobson. But the most ridiculous scenes occur when
affairs come before him, like our business of to-day, having any
colouring of politics. Mr. Joseph Jobson (for which, no doubt,
he has his own very sufficient reasons) is a prodigious zealot for
the Protestant religion, and a great friend to the present establishment
in church and state. Now, his principal, retaining a
sort of instinctive attachment to the opinions which he professed
openly until he relaxed his political creed with the patriotic
view of enforcing the law against unauthorized destroyers of
black-game, grouse, partridges, and hares, is peculiarly embarrassed
when the zeal of his assistant involves him in judicial
proceedings connected with his earlier faith; and, instead of
seconding his zeal, he seldom fails to oppose to it a double dose
of indolence and lack of exertion. And this inactivity does
not by any means arise from actual stupidity. On the contrary,
for one whose principal delight is in eating and drinking, he
is an alert, joyous, and lively old soul, which makes his assumed
dulness the more diverting. So you may see Jobson on such
occasions, like a bit of a broken down blood-tit condemned
to drag an overloaded cart, puffing, strutting, and spluttering,
to get the Justice put in motion, while, though the wheels
groan, creak, and revolve slowly, the great and preponderating
weight of the vehicle fairly frustrates the efforts of the willing
quadruped, and prevents its being brought into a state of actual
progression. Nay more, the unfortunate pony, I understand,
has been heard to complain that this same car of justice, which
he finds it so hard to put in motion on some occasions, can
on others run fast enough down hill of its own accord, dragging
his reluctant self backwards along with it, when anything
can be done of service to Squire Inglewood's quondam friends.
And then Mr. Jobson talks big about reporting his principal
to the Secretary of State for the Home Department, if it were
not for his particular regard and friendship for Mr. Inglewood
and his family.''
As Miss Vernon concluded this whimsical description, we
found ourselves in front of Inglewood Place, a handsome,
though old-fashioned building. which showed the consequence
of the family.
``Sir,'' quoth the Lawyer, ``not to flatter ye,
You have as good and fair a battery
As heart could wish, and need not shame
The proudest man alive to claim.''
Butler.
Our horses were taken by a servant in Sir Hildebrand's livery,
whom we found in the court-yard, and we entered the house.
In the entrance-hall I was somewhat surprised, and my fair
companion still more so, when we met Rashleigh Osbaldistone,
who could not help showing equal wonder at our rencontre.
``Rashleigh,'' said Miss Vernon, without giving him time to
ask any question, ``you have heard of Mr. Francis Osbaldistone's
affair, and you have been talking to the Justice about it?''
``Certainly,'' said Rashleigh, composedly---``it has been my
business here.---I have been endeavouring,'' he said, with a bow
to me, ``to render my cousin what service I can. But I am
sorry to meet him here.''
``As a friend and relation, Mr. Osbaldistone, you ought to
have been sorry to have met me anywhere else, at a time when
the charge of my reputation required me to be on this spot as
soon as possible.''
``True; but judging from what my father said, I should have
supposed a short retreat into Scotland---just till matters should
be smoothed over in a quiet way''------
I answered with warmth, ``That I had no prudential measures
to observe, and desired to have nothing smoothed over;---
on the contrary, I was come to inquire into a rascally calumny,
which I was determined to probe to the bottom.''
``Mr. Francis Osbaldistone is an innocent man, Rashleigh,''
said Miss Vernon, ``and he demands an investigation of the
charge against him, and I intend to support him in it.''
``You do, my pretty cousin?---I should think, now, Mr.
Francis Osbaldistone was likely to be as effectually, and rather
more delicately, supported by my presence than by yours.''
``Oh, certainly; but two heads are better than one, you
know.''
``Especially such a head as yours, my pretty Die,'' advancing
and taking her hand with a familiar fondness, which made me
think him fifty times uglier than nature had made him. She
led him, however, a few steps aside; they conversed in an under
voice, and she appeared to insist upon some request which he
was unwilling or unable to comply with. I never saw so strong
a contrast betwixt the expression of two faces. Miss Vernon's,
from being earnest, became angry; her eyes and cheeks became
more animated, her colour mounted, she clenched her little hand,
and stamping on the ground with her tiny foot, seemed to listen
with a mixture of contempt and indignation to the apologies,
which, from his look of civil deference, his composed and respectful
smile, his body rather drawing back than advanced,
and other signs of look and person, I concluded him to be pouring
out at her feet. At length she flung away from him, with
``I will have it so.''
``It is not in my power---there is no possibility of it.---Would
you think it, Mr. Osbaldistone?'' said he, addressing me---
``You are not mad?'' said she, interrupting him.
``Would you think it?'' said he, without attending to her
hint---``Miss Vernon insists, not only that I know your innocence
(of which, indeed, it is impossible for any one to be
more convinced), but that I must also be acquainted with the
real perpetrators of the outrage on this fellow---if indeed such
an outrage has been committed. Is this reasonable, Mr. Osbaldistone?''
``I will not allow any appeal to Mr. Osbaldistone, Rashleigh,''
said the young lady; ``he does not know, as I do, the incredible
extent and accuracy of your information on all points.''
``As I am a gentleman, you do me more honour than I
deserve.''
``Justice, Rashleigh---only justice:---and it is only justice
which I expect at your hands.''
``You are a tyrant, Diana,'' he answered, with a sort of sigh
---``a capricious tyrant, and rule your friends with a rod of
iron. Still, however, it shall be as you desire. But you ought
not to be here---you know you ought not;---you must return
with me.''
Then turning from Diana, who seemed to stand undecided,
he came up to me in the most friendly manner, and said, ``Do
not doubt my interest in what regards you, Mr. Osbaldistone.
If I leave you just at this moment, it is only to act for your
advantage. But you must use your influence with your cousin
to return; her presence cannot serve you, and must prejudice
herself.''
``I assure you, sir,'' I replied, ``you cannot be more convinced
of this than I; I have urged Miss Vernon's return as anxiously
as she would permit me to do.''
``I have thought on it,'' said Miss Vernon after a pause,
``and I will not go till I see you safe out of the hands of the
Philistines. Cousin Rashleigh, I dare say, means well; but he
and I know each other well. Rashleigh, I will not go;---I
know,'' she added, in a more soothing tone, ``my being here
will give you more motive for speed and exertion.''
``Stay then, rash, obstinate girl,'' said Rashleigh; ``you know
but too well to whom you trust;'' and hastening out of the hall,
we heard his horse's feet a minute afterwards in rapid motion.
``Thank Heaven he is gone!'' said Diana. ``And now let
us seek out the Justice.''
``Had we not better call a servant?''
``Oh, by no means; I know the way to his den---we must
burst on him suddenly---follow me.''
I did follow her accordingly, as she tripped up a few gloomy
steps, traversed a twilight passage, and entered a sort of ante-room,
hung round with old maps, architectural elevations, and
genealogical trees. A pair of folding-doors opened from this
into Mr. Inglewood's sitting apartment, from which was heard
the fag-end of an old ditty, chanted by a voice which had been
in its day fit for a jolly bottle-song.
``O, in Skipton-in-Craven
Is never a haven,
But many a day foul weather;
And he that would say
A pretty girl nay,
I wish for his cravat a tether.''
``Heyday!'' said Miss Vernon, ``the genial Justice must have
dined already---I did not think it had been so late.''
It was even so. Mr. Inglewood's appetite having been
sharpened by his official investigations, he had antedated his
meridian repast, having dined at twelve instead of one o'clock,
then the general dining hour in England. The various occurrences
of the morning occasioned our arriving some time
after this hour, to the Justice the most important of the four-and-twenty,
and he had not neglected the interval.
``Stay you here,'' said Diana. ``I know the house, and I
will call a servant; your sudden appearance might startle the
old gentleman even to choking;'' and she escaped from me,
leaving me uncertain whether I ought to advance or retreat.
It was impossible for me not to hear some part of what passed
within the dinner apartment, and particularly several apologies
for declining to sing, expressed in a dejected croaking voice, the
tones of which, I conceived, were not entirely new to me.
``Not sing, sir? by our Lady! but you must---What! you
have cracked my silver-mounted cocoa-nut of sack, and tell me
that you cannot sing!---Sir, sack will make a cat sing, and speak
too; so up with a merry stave, or trundle yourself out of my
doors!---Do you think you are to take up all my valuable time
with your d-d declarations, and then tell me you cannot
sing?''
``Your worship is perfectly in rule,'' said another voice, which,
from its pert conceited accent, might be that of the cleric, ``and
the party must be conformable; he hath canet written on his
face in court hand.''
``Up with it then,'' said the Justice, ``or by St. Christopher,
you shall crack the cocoa-nut full of salt-and-water, according to
the statute for such effect made and provided.''
Thus exhorted and threatened, my quondam fellow-traveller,
for I could no longer doubt that he was the recusant in question,
uplifted, with a voice similar to that of a criminal singing his
last psalm on the scaffold, a most doleful stave to the following
effect:---
``Good people all, I pray give ear,
A woeful story you shall hear,
'Tis of a robber as stout as ever
Bade a true man stand and deliver.
With his foodle doo fa loodle loo.
``This knave, most worthy of a cord,
Being armed with pistol and with sword,
'Twixt Kensington and Brentford then
Did boldly stop six honest men.
With his foodle doo, etc.
``These honest men did at Brentford dine,
Having drank each man his pint of wine,
When this bold thief, with many curses,
Did say, You dogs, your lives or purses.
With his foodle doo,'' etc.
I question if the honest men, whose misfortune is commemorated
in this pathetic ditty, were more startled at the appearance
of the bold thief than the songster was at mine; for,
tired of waiting for some one to announce me, and finding my
situation as a listener rather awkward, I presented myself to
the company just as my friend Mr. Morris, for such, it seems,
was his name, was uplifting the fifth stave of his doleful ballad.
The high tone with which the tune started died away in a
quaver of consternation on finding himself so near one whose
character he supposed to be little less suspicious than that of
the hero of his madrigal, and he remained silent, with a mouth
gaping as if I had brought the Gorgon's head in my hand.
The Justice, whose eyes had closed under the influence of
the somniferous lullaby of the song, started up in his chair as it
suddenly ceased, and stared with wonder at the unexpected
addition which the company had received while his organs of
sight were in abeyance. The clerk, as I conjectured him to be
from his appearance, was also commoved; for, sitting opposite
to Mr. Morris, that honest gentleman's terror communicated
itself to him, though he wotted not why.
I broke the silence of surprise occasioned by my abrupt
entrance.---``My name, Mr. Inglewood, is Francis Osbaldistone;
I understand that some scoundrel has brought a complaint
before you, charging me with being concerned in a loss which
he says he has sustained.''
``Sir,'' said the Justice, somewhat peevishly, ``these are matters
I never enter upon after dinner;---there is a time for everything,
and a justice of peace must eat as well as other folks.''
The goodly person of Mr. Inglewood, by the way, seemed
by no means to have suffered by any fasts, whether in the
service of the law or of religion.
``I beg pardon for an ill-timed visit, sir; but as my reputation
is concerned, and as the dinner appears to be concluded''-------
``It is not concluded, sir,'' replied the magistrate; ``man
requires digestion as well as food, and I protest I cannot have
benefit from my victuals unless I am allowed two hours of
quiet leisure, intermixed with harmless mirth, and a moderate
circulation of the bottle.''
``If your honour will forgive me,'' said Mr. Jobson, who had
produced and arranged his writing implements in the brief space
that our conversation afforded; ``as this is a case of felony, and
the gentleman seems something impatient, the charge is contra
pacem domini regis''------
``D---n dominie regis!'' said the impatient Justice---``I hope
it's no treason to say so; but it's enough to made one mad to
be worried in this way. Have I a moment of my life quiet for
warrants, orders, directions, acts, bails, bonds, and recognisances?
---I pronounce to you, Mr. Jobson, that I shall send you and
the justiceship to the devil one of these days.''
``Your honour will consider the dignity of the office one of
the quorum and custos rotulorum, an office of which Sir Edward
Coke wisely saith, The whole Christian world hath not the like
of it, so it be duly executed.''
``Well,'' said the Justice, partly reconciled by this eulogium
on the dignity of his situation, and gulping down the rest of
his dissatisfaction in a huge bumper of claret, ``let us to this
gear then, and get rid of it as fast as we can.---Here you, sir---
you, Morris---you, knight of the sorrowful countenance---is this
Mr. Francis Osbaldistone the gentleman whom you charge with
being art and part of felony?''
``I, sir?'' replied Morris, whose scattered wits had hardly
yet reassembled themselves; ``I charge nothing---I say nothing
against the gentleman,''
``Then we dismiss your complaint, sir, that's all, and a good
riddance---Push about the bottle---Mr. Osbaldistone, help yourself.''
Jobson, however, was determined that Morris should not
back out of the scrape so easily. ``What do you mean, Mr.
Morris?---Here is your own declaration---the ink scarce dried---
and you would retract it in this scandalous manner!''
``How do I know,'' whispered the other in a tremulous tone,
``how many rogues are in the house to back him? I have read
of such things in Johnson's Lives of the Highwaymen. I protest
the door opens''------
And it did open, and Diana Vernon entered---``You keep
fine order here, Justice---not a servant to be seen or heard of.''
``Ah!'' said the Justice, starting up with an alacrity which
showed that he was not so engrossed by his devotions to Themis
or Comus, as to forget what was due to beauty---``Ah, ha!
Die Vernon, the heath-bell of Cheviot, and the blossom of the
Border, come to see how the old bachelor keeps house? Art
welcome, girl, as flowers in May.''
``A fine, open, hospitable house you do keep, Justice, that
must be allowed---not a soul to answer a visitor.''
``Ah, the knaves! they reckoned themselves secure of me
for a couple of hours---But why did you not come earlier?---
Your cousin Rashleigh dined here, and ran away like a poltroon
after the first bottle was out---But you have not dined---we'll
have something nice and ladylike---sweet and pretty like yourself,
tossed up in a trice.''
``I may eat a crust in the ante-room before I set out,''
answered Miss Vernon---``I have had a long ride this morning;
but I can't stay long, Justice---I came with my cousin, Frank
Osbaldistone, there, and I must show him the way back again
to the Hall, or he'll lose himself in the wolds.''
``Whew! sits the wind in that quarter?'' inquired the
Justice---
``She showed him the way, she showed him the way,
She showed him the way to woo.
What! no luck for old fellows, then, my sweet bud of the
wilderness?''
``None whatever, Squire Inglewood; but if you will be a
good kind Justice, and despatch young Frank's business, and
let us canter home again, I'll bring my uncle to dine with you
next week, and we'll expect merry doings.''
``And you shall find them, my pearl of the Tyne---Zookers,
lass, I never envy these young fellows their rides and scampers,
unless when you come across me. But I must not keep you
just now, I suppose?---I am quite satisfied with Mr. Francis
Osbaldistone's explanation---here has been some mistake, which
can be cleared at greater leisure.''
``Pardon me, sir,'' said I; ``but I have not heard the nature
of the accusation yet.''
``Yes, sir,'' said the clerk, who, at the appearance of Miss
Vernon, had given up the matter in despair, but who picked
up courage to press farther investigation on finding himself
supported from a quarter whence assuredly he expected no
backing---``Yes, sir, and Dalton saith, That he who is apprehended
as a felon shall not be discharged upon any man's
discretion, but shall be held either to bail or commitment,
paying to the clerk of the peace the usual fees for recognisance
or commitment.''
The Justice, thus goaded on, gave me at length a few words
of explanation.
It seems the tricks which I had played to this man Morris
had made a strong impression on his imagination; for I found
they had been arrayed against me in his evidence, with all the
exaggerations which a timorous and heated imagination could
suggest. It appeared also, that on the day he parted from me,
he had been stopped on a solitary spot and eased of his beloved
travelling-companion, the portmanteau, by two men, well
mounted and armed, having their faces covered with vizards.
One of them, he conceived, had much of my shape and air,
and in a whispering conversation which took place betwixt the
freebooters, he heard the other apply to him the name of
Osbaldistone. The declaration farther set forth, that upon
inquiring into the principles of the family so named, he, the
said declarant, was informed that they were of the worst
description, the family, in all its members, having been Papists
and Jacobites, as he was given to understand by the dissenting
clergyman at whose house he stopped after his rencontre, since
the days of William the Conqueror.
Upon all and each of these weighty reasons, he charged me
with being accessory to the felony committed upon his person;
he, the said declarant, then travelling in the special employment
of Government, and having charge of certain important papers,
and also a large sum in specie, to be paid over, according to his
instructions, to certain persons of official trust and importance
in Scotland.
Having heard this extraordinary accusation, I replied to it,
that the circumstances on which it was founded were such as
could warrant no justice, or magistrate, in any attempt on my
personal liberty. I admitted that I had practised a little upon
the terrors of Mr. Morris, while we travelled together, but in
such trifling particulars as could have excited apprehension in no
one who was one whit less timorous and jealous than himself.
But I added, that I had never seen him since we parted, and if
that which he feared had really come upon him, I was in nowise
accessory to an action so unworthy of my character and station
in life. That one of the robbers was called Osbaldistone, or
that such a name was mentioned in the course of the conversation
betwixt them, was a trifling circumstance, to which no
weight was due. And concerning the disaffection alleged against
me, I was willing to prove, to the satisfaction of the Justice, the
clerk, and even the witness himself, that I was of the same
persuasion as his friend the dissenting clergyman; had been
educated as a good subject in the principles of the Revolution,
and as such now demanded the personal protection of the laws
which had been assured by that great event.
The Justice fidgeted, took snuff, and seemed considerably
embarrassed, while Mr. Attorney Jobson, with all the volubility
of his profession, ran over the statute of the 34 Edward III.,
by which justices of the peace are allowed to arrest all those
whom they find by indictment or suspicion, and to put them
into prison. The rogue even turned my own admissions against
me, alleging, ``that since I had confessedly, upon my own
showing, assumed the bearing or deportment of a robber or
malefactor, I had voluntarily subjected myself to the suspicions
of which I complained, and brought myself within the compass
of the act, having wilfully clothed my conduct with all the
colour and livery of guilt.''
I combated both his arguments and his jargon with much
indignation and scorn, and observed, ``That I should, if necessary,
produce the bail of my relations, which I conceived could not be
refused, without subjecting the magistrate in a misdemeanour.''
``Pardon me, my good sir---pardon me,'' said the insatiable
clerk; ``this is a case in which neither bail nor mainprize can
be received, the felon who is liable to be committed on heavy
grounds of suspicion, not being replevisable under the statute
of the 3d of King Edward, there being in that act an express
exception of such as be charged of commandment, or force, and
aid of felony done;'' and he hinted that his worship would do
well to remember that such were no way replevisable by common
writ, nor without writ.
At this period of the conversation a servant entered, and
delivered a letter to Mr. Jobson. He had no sooner run it
hastily over, than he exclaimed, with the air of one who wished
to appear much vexed at the interruption, and felt the consequence
attached to a man of multifarious avocations---``Good
God!---why, at this rate, I shall have neither time to attend
to the public concerns nor my own---no rest---no quiet---I
wish to Heaven another gentleman in our line would settle
here!''
``God forbid!'' said the Justice in a tone of sotto-voce deprecation;
``some of us have enough of one of the tribe.''
``This is a matter of life and death, if your worship pleases.''
``In God's name! no more justice business, I hope,'' said the
alarmed magistrate.
``No---no,'' replied Mr. Jobson, very consequentially; ``old
Gaffer Rutledge of Grime's-hill is subpoenaed for the next world;
he has sent an express for Dr. Kill-down to put in bail---another
for me to arrange his worldly affairs.''
``Away with you, then,'' said Mr. Inglewood, hastily; ``his
may not be a replevisable case under the statute, you know, or
Mr. Justice Death may not like the doctor for a main pernor,
or bailsman.''
``And yet,'' said Jobson, lingering as he moved towards the
door, ``if my presence here be necessary---I could make out the
warrant for committal in a moment, and the constable is below
---And you have heard,'' he said, lowering his voice, ``Mr.
Rashleigh's opinion''---the rest was lost in a whisper.
The Justice replied aloud, ``I tell thee no, man, no---we'll do
nought till thou return, man; 'tis but a four-mile ride---Come,
push the bottle, Mr. Morris---Don't be cast down, Mr. Osbaldistone
---And you, my rose of the wilderness---one cup of claret
to refresh the bloom of your cheeks.''
Diana started, as if from a reverie, in which she appeared to
have been plunged while we held this discussion. ``No, Justice
---I should be afraid of transferring the bloom to a part of my
face where it would show to little advantage; but I will pledge
you in a cooler beverage;'' and filling a glass with water, she
drank it hastily, while her hurried manner belied her assumed
gaiety.
I had not much leisure to make remarks upon her demeanour,
however, being full of vexation at the interference of fresh
obstacles to an instant examination of the disgraceful and
impertinent charge which was brought against me. But there
was no moving the Justice to take the matter up in absence of
his clerk, an incident which gave him apparently as much
pleasure as a holiday to a schoolboy. He persisted in his
endeavours to inspire jollity into a company, the individuals of
which, whether considered with reference to each other, or to
their respective situations, were by no means inclined to mirth.
``Come, Master Morris, you're not the first man that's been
robbed, I trow---grieving ne'er brought back loss, man. And
you, Mr. Frank Osbaldistone, are not the first bully-boy that
has said stand to a true man. There was Jack Winterfield, in
my young days, kept the best company in the land---at horse-races
and cock-fights who but he---hand and glove was I with
Jack. Push the bottle, Mr. Morris, it's dry talking---Many
quart bumpers have I cracked, and thrown many a merry main
with poor Jack---good family---ready wit---quick eye---as honest
a fellow, barring the deed he died for---we'll drink to his memory,
gentlemen---Poor Jack Winterfield---And since we talk of him,
and of those sort of things, and since that d---d clerk of mine
has taken his gibberish elsewhere, and since we're snug among
ourselves, Mr. Osbaldistone, if you will have my best advice, I
would take up this matter---the law's hard---very severe---
hanged poor Jack Winterfield at York, despite family connections
and great interest, all for easing a fat west-country
grazier of the price of a few beasts---Now, here is honest Mr.
Morris, has been frightened, and so forth---D---n it, man, let
the poor fellow have back his portmanteau, and end the frolic
at once.''
Morris's eyes brightened up at this suggestion, and he began
to hesitate forth an assurance that he thirsted for no man's
blood, when I cut the proposed accommodation short, by resenting
the Justice's suggestion as an insult, that went directly to
suppose me guilty of the very crime which I had come to his
house with the express intention of disavowing. We were in
this awkward predicament when a servant, opening the door,
announced, ``A strange gentleman to wait upon his honour;''
and the party whom he thus described entered the room without
farther ceremony.
One of the thieves come back again! I'll stand close,
He dares not wrong me now, so near the house,
And call in vain 'tis, till I see him offer it.
The Widow.
``A stranger!'' echoed the Justice---``not upon business, I
trust, for I'll be''------
His protestation was cut short by the answer of the man
himself. ``My business is of a nature somewhat onerous and
particular,'' said my acquaintance, Mr. Campbell---for it was
he, the very Scotchman whom I had seen at Northallerton---
``and I must solicit your honour to give instant and heedful
consideration to it.---I believe, Mr. Morris,'' he added, fixing
his eye on that person with a look of peculiar firmness and
almost ferocity---``I believe ye ken brawly what I am---I believe
ye cannot have forgotten what passed at our last meeting on
the road?'' Morris's jaw dropped---his countenance became
the colour of tallow---his teeth chattered, and he gave visible
signs of the utmost consternation. ``Take heart of grace,
man,'' said Campbell, ``and dinna sit clattering your jaws
there like a pair of castanets! I think there can be nae difficulty
in your telling Mr. Justice, that ye have seen me of
yore, and ken me to be a cavalier of fortune, and a man of
honour. Ye ken fu' weel ye will be some time resident in my
vicinity, when I may have the power, as I will possess the
inclination, to do you as good a turn.''
``Sir---sir---I believe you to be a man of honour, and, as you
say, a man of fortune. Yes, Mr. Inglewood,'' he added, clearing
his voice, ``I really believe this gentleman to be so.''
``And what are this gentleman's commands with me?''
said the Justice, somewhat peevishly. ``One man introduces
another, like the rhymes in the `house that Jack built,' and I
get company without either peace or conversation!''
``Both shall be yours, sir,'' answered Campbell, ``in a brief
period of time. I come to release your mind from a piece of
troublesome duty, not to make increment to it.''
``Body o' me! then you are welcome as ever Scot was to
England, and that's not saying much. But get on, man---let's
hear what you have got to say at once.''
``I presume, this gentleman,'' continued the North Briton,
``told you there was a person of the name of Campbell with him,
when he had the mischance to lose his valise?''
``He has not mentioned such a name, from beginning to end
of the matter,'' said the Justice.
``Ah! I conceive---I conceive,'' replied Mr. Campbell;---
``Mr. Morris was kindly afeared of committing a stranger into
collision wi' the judicial forms of the country; but as I understand
my evidence is necessary to the compurgation of one
honest gentleman here, Mr. Francis Osbaldistone, wha has been
most unjustly suspected, I will dispense with the precaution.
Ye will therefore'' (he added addressing Morris with the same
determined look and accent) ``please tell Mr. Justice Inglewood,
whether we did not travel several miles together on the road,
in consequence of your own anxious request and suggestion,
reiterated ance and again, baith on the evening that we were
at Northallerton, and there declined by me, but afterwards
accepted, when I overtook ye on the road near Cloberry Allers,
and was prevailed on by you to resign my ain intentions of
proceeding to Rothbury; and, for my misfortune, to accompany
you on your proposed route.''
``It's a melancholy truth,'' answered Morris, holding down
his head, as he gave this general assent to the long and leading
question which Campbell put to him, and seemed to acquiesce
in the statement it contained with rueful docility.
``And I presume you can also asseverate to his worship, that
no man is better qualified than I am to bear testimony in this
case, seeing that I was by you, and near you, constantly during
the whole occurrence.''
``No man better qualified, certainly,'' said Morris, with a
deep and embarrassed sigh.
``And why the devil did you not assist him, then,'' said the
Justice, ``since, by Mr. Morris's account, there were but two
robbers; so you were two to two, and you are both stout likely
men?''
``Sir, if it please your worship,'' said Campbell, ``I have been
all my life a man of peace and quietness, noways given to broils
or batteries. Mr. Morris, who belongs, as I understand, or hath
belonged, to his Majesty's army, might have used his pleasure
in resistance, he travelling, as I also understand, with a great
charge of treasure; but, for me, who had but my own small
peculiar to defend, and who am, moreover, a man of a pacific
occupation, I was unwilling to commit myself to hazard in the
matter.''
I looked at Campbell as he muttered these words, and never
recollect to have seen a more singular contrast than that
between the strong daring sternness expressed in his harsh
features, and the air of composed meekness and simplicity which
his language assumed. There was even a slight ironical smile
lurking about the corners of his mouth, which seemed, involuntarily
as it were, to intimate his disdain of the quiet and
peaceful character which he thought proper to assume, and
which led me to entertain strange suspicions that his concern in
the violence done to Morris had been something very different
from that of a fellow-sufferer, or even of a mere spectator.
Perhaps some suspicious crossed the Justice's mind at the
moment, for he exclaimed, as if by way of ejaculation, ``Body
o' me! but this is a strange story.''
The North Briton seemed to guess at what was passing in
his mind; for he went on, with a change of manner and tone,
dismissing from his countenance some part of the hypocritical
affectation of humility which had made him obnoxious to
suspicion, and saying, with a more frank and unconstrained
air, ``To say the truth, I am just ane o' those canny folks wha
care not to fight but when they hae gotten something to fight
for, which did not chance to be my predicament when I fell in
wi' these loons. But that your worship may know that I am a
person of good fame and character, please to cast your eye over
that billet.''
Mr. Inglewood took the paper from his hand, and read, half
aloud, ``These are to certify, that the bearer, Robert Campbell
of---of some place which I cannot pronounce,'' interjected the
Justice---``is a person of good lineage, and peaceable demeanour,
travelling towards England on his own proper affairs, &c.
&c. &c. Given under our hand, at our Castle of Inver---Invera
---rara---Argyle.''
``A slight testimonial, sir, which I thought fit to impetrate
from that worthy nobleman'' (here he raised his hand to his
head, as if to touch his hat), ``MacCallum More.''
``MacCallum who, sir?'' said the Justice.
``Whom the Southern call the Duke of Argyle.''
``I know the Duke of Argyle very well to be a nobleman of
great worth and distinction, and a true lover of his country. I
was one of those that stood by him in 1714, when he unhorsed
the Duke of Marlborough out of his command. I wish we had
more noblemen like him. He was an honest Tory in those
days, and hand and glove with Ormond. And he has acceded
to the present Government, as I have done myself, for the peace
and quiet of his country; for I cannot presume that great man
to have been actuated, as violent folks pretend, with the fear of
losing his places and regiment. His testimonial, as you call it,
Mr. Campbell, is perfectly satisfactory; and now, what have
you got to say to this matter of the robbery?''
``Briefly this, if it please your worship,---that Mr. Morris
might as weel charge it against the babe yet to be born, or
against myself even, as against this young gentleman, Mr.
Osbaldistone; for I am not only free to depone that the person
whom he took for him was a shorter man, and a thicker man,
but also, for I chanced to obtain a glisk of his visage, as his
fause-face slipped aside, that he was a man of other features
and complexion than those of this young gentleman, Mr.
Osbaldistone. And I believe,'' he added, turning round with
a natural, yet somewhat sterner air, to Mr. Morris, ``that the
gentleman will allow I had better opportunity to take cognisance
wha were present on that occasion than he, being, I believe,
much the cooler o' the twa.''
``I agree to it, sir---I agree to it perfectly,'' said Morris,
shrinking back as Campbell moved his chair towards him to
fortify his appeal---``And I incline, sir,'' he added, addressing
Mr. Inglewood, ``to retract my information as to Mr. Osbaldistone;
and I request, sir, you will permit him, sir, to go
about his business, and me to go about mine also; your worship
may have business to settle with Mr. Campbell, and I am
rather in haste to be gone.''
``Then, there go the declarations,'' said the Justice, throwing
them into the fire---``And now you are at perfect liberty, Mr
Osbaldistone. And you, Mr. Morris, are set quite at your ease.''
``Ay,'' said Campbell, eyeing Morris as he assented with a
rueful grin to the Justice's observations, ``much like the ease
of a tod under a pair of harrows---But fear nothing, Mr.
Morris; you and I maun leave the house thegither. I will see
you safe---I hope you will not doubt my honour, when I say
sae---to the next highway, and then we part company; and
if we do not meet as friends in Scotland, it will be your ain
fault.''
With such a lingering look of terror as the condemned criminal
throws, when he is informed that the cart awaits him, Morris
arose; but when on his legs, appeared to hesitate. ``I tell
thee, man, fear nothing,'' reiterated Campbell; ``I will keep
my word with you---Why, thou sheep's heart, how do ye ken
but we may can pick up some speerings of your valise, if ye
will be amenable to gude counsel?---Our horses are ready. Bid
the Justice fareweel, man, and show your Southern breeding.''
Morris, thus exhorted and encouraged, took his leave, under
the escort of Mr. Campbell; but, apparently, new scruples and
terrors had struck him before they left the house, for I heard
Campbell reiterating assurances of safety and protection as they
left the ante-room---``By the soul of my body, man, thou'rt as
safe as in thy father's kailyard---Zounds! that a chield wi' sic a
black beard should hae nae mair heart than a hen-partridge!---
Come on wi' ye, like a frank fallow, anes and for aye.''
The voices died away, and the subsequent trampling of their
horses announced to us that they had left the mansion of Justice
Inglewood.
The joy which that worthy magistrate received at this easy
conclusion of a matter which threatened him with some trouble
in his judicial capacity, was somewhat damped by reflection on
what his clerk's views of the transaction might be at his return.
``Now, I shall have Jobson on my shoulders about these d---d
papers---I doubt I should not have destroyed them, after all---
But hang it! it is only paying his fees, and that will make all
smooth---And now, Miss Die Vernon, though I have liberated
all the others, I intend to sign a writ for committing you to the
custody of Mother Blakes, my old housekeeper, for the evening,
and we will send for my neighbour Mrs. Musgrave, and the
Miss Dawkins, and your cousins, and have old Cobs the fiddler,
and be as merry as the maids; and Frank Osbaldistone and I
will have a carouse that will make us fit company for you in
half-an-hour.''
``Thanks, most worshipful,'' returned Miss Vernon; ``but, as
matters stand, we must return instantly to Osbaldistone Hall,
where they do not know what has become of us, and relieve my
uncle of his anxiety on my cousin's account, which is just the
same as if one of his own sons were concerned.''
``I believe it truly,'' said the Justice; ``for when his eldest
son, Archie, came to a bad end, in that unlucky affair of Sir
John Fenwick's, old Hildebrand used to hollo out his name
as readily as any of the remaining six, and then complain that
he could not recollect which of his sons had been hanged. So,
pray hasten home, and relieve his paternal solicitude, since go
you must. But hark thee hither, heath-blossom,'' he said, pulling
her towards him by the hand, and in a good-humoured tone
of admonition, ``another time let the law take its course, without
putting your pretty finger into her old musty pie, all full of
fragments of law gibberish---French and dog-Latin---And, Die,
my beauty, let young fellows show each other the way through
the moors, in case you should lose your own road, while you are
pointing out theirs, my pretty Will o' the Wisp.''
With this admonition, he saluted and dismissed Miss Vernon,
and took an equally kind farewell of me.
``Thou seems to be a good tight lad, Mr. Frank, and I remember
thy father too---he was my playfellow at school. Hark
thee, lad,---ride early at night, and don't swagger with chance
passengers on the king's highway. What, man! all the king's
liege subjects are not bound to understand joking, and it's ill
cracking jests on matters of felony. And here's poor Die Vernon
too---in a manner alone and deserted on the face of this wide
earth, and left to ride, and run, and scamper, at her own silly
pleasure. Thou must be careful of Die, or, egad, I will turn a
young fellow again on purpose, and fight thee myself, although
I must own it would be a great deal of trouble. And now, get
ye both gone, and leave me to my pipe of tobacco, and my
meditations; for what says the song---
The Indian leaf doth briefly burn;
So doth man's strength to weakness turn
The fire of youth extinguished quite,
Comes age, like embers, dry and white.
Think of this as you take tobacco.''*
* [The lines here quoted belong to or were altered from a set of verses at one
* time very popular in England, beginning, Tobacco that is withered quite. In Scotland,
* the celebrated Ralph Erskine, author of the Gospel Sonnets, published what
* he called ``Smoking Spiritualized, in two parts. The first part being an Old Meditation
* upon Smoking Tobacco.'' It begins---
*
* This Indian weed now withered quite,
* Tho' green at noon, cut down at night,
* Shows thy decay;
* All flesh is hay.
* Thus thank, and smoke tobacco.]
I was much pleased with the gleams of sense and feeling
which escaped from the Justice through the vapours of sloth
and self-indulgence, assured him of my respect to his admonitions,
and took a friendly farewell of the honest magistrate and
his hospitable mansion.
We found a repast prepared for us in the ante-room, which
we partook of slightly, and rejoined the same servant of Sir
Hildebrand who had taken our horses at our entrance, and who
had been directed, as he informed Miss Vernon, by Mr. Rashleigh,
to wait and attend upon us home. We rode a little way
in silence, for, to say truth, my mind was too much bewildered
with the events of the morning, to permit me to be the first to
break it. At length Miss Vernon exclaimed, as if giving vent
to her own reflections, ``Well, Rashleigh is a man to be feared
and wondered at, and all but loved; he does whatever he
pleases, and makes all others his puppets---has a player ready
to perform every part which he imagines, and an invention and
readiness which supply expedients for every emergency.''
``You think, then,'' said I, answering rather to her meaning,
than to the express words she made use of, ``that this Mr.
Campbell, whose appearance was so opportune, and who trussed
up and carried off my accuser as a falcon trusses a partridge,
was an agent of Mr. Rashleigh Osbaldistone's?''
``I do guess as much,'' replied Diana; ``and shrewdly suspect,
moreover, that he would hardly have appeared so very much in
the nick of time, if I had not happened to meet Rashleigh in
the hall at the Justice's.''
``In that case, my thanks are chiefly due to you, my fair
preserver.''
``To be sure they are,'' returned Diana; ``and pray, suppose
them paid, and accepted with a gracious smile, for I do not
care to be troubled with hearing them in good earnest, and am
much more likely to yawn than to behave becoming. In short,
Mr. Frank, I wished to serve you, and I have fortunately been
able to do so, and have only one favour to ask in return, and
that is, that you will say no more about it.---But who comes
here to meet us, `bloody with spurring, fiery-red with haste?'
It is the subordinate man of law, I think---no less than Mr.
Joseph Jobson.''
And Mr. Joseph Jobson it proved to be, in great haste, and,
as it speedily appeared, in most extreme bad humour. He
came up to us, and stopped his horse, as we were about to pass
with a slight salutation.
``So, sir---so, Miss Vernon---ay, I see well enough how it is
---bail put in during my absence, I suppose---I should like to
know who drew the recognisance, that's all. If his worship uses
this form of procedure often, I advise him to get another clerk,
that's all, for I shall certainly demit.''
``Or suppose he get this present clerk stitched to his sleeve,
Mr. Jobson,'' said Diana; ``would not that do as well? And
pray, how does Farmer Rutledge, Mr. Jobson? I hope you
found him able to sign, seal, and deliver?''
This question seemed greatly to increase the wrath of the man
of law. He looked at Miss Vernon with such an air of spite
and resentment, as laid me under a strong temptation to knock
him off his horse with the butt-end of my whip, which I only
suppressed in consideration of his insignificance.
``Farmer Rutledge, ma'am?'' said the clerk, as soon as his
indignation permitted him to articulate, ``Farmer Rutledge is
in as handsome enjoyment of his health as you are---it's all a
bam, ma'am---all a bamboozle and a bite, that affair of his illness;
and if you did not know as much before, you know it
now, ma'am.''
``La you there now!'' replied Miss Vernon, with an affectation
of extreme and simple wonder, ``sure you don't say so, Mr.
Jobson?''
``But I do say so, ma'am,'' rejoined the incensed scribe;
``and moreover I say, that the old miserly clod-breaker called
me pettifogger---pettifogger, ma'am---and said I came to hunt
for a job, ma'am---which I have no more right to have said to
me than any other gentleman of my profession, ma'am---
especially as I am clerk to the peace, having and holding said
office under Trigesimo Septimo Henrici Octavi and Primo Gulielmi,
the first of King William, ma'am, of glorious and immortal
memory---our immortal deliverer from papists and pretenders,
and wooden shoes and warming pans, Miss Vernon.''
``Sad things, these wooden shoes and warming pans,'' retorted
the young lady, who seemed to take pleasure in augmenting his
wrath;---``and it is a comfort you don't seem to want a warming
pan at present, Mr. Jobson. I am afraid Gaffer Rutledge
has not confined his incivility to language---Are you sure he did
not give you a beating?''
``Beating, ma'am!---no''---(very shortly)---``no man alive
shall beat me, I promise you, ma'am.''
``That is according as you happen to merit, sir,'' said I:
``for your mode of speaking to this young lady is so unbecoming,
that, if you do not change your tone, I shall think it worth
while to chastise you myself.''
``Chastise, sir? and---me, sir?---Do you know whom you
speak to, sir?''
``Yes, sir,'' I replied; ``you say yourself you are clerk of
peace to the county; and Gaffer Rutledge says you are a pettifogger;
and in neither capacity are you entitled to be impertinent
to a young lady of fashion.''
Miss Vernon laid her hand on my arm, and exclaimed,
``Come, Mr. Osbaldistone, I will have no assaults and battery
on Mr. Jobson; I am not in sufficient charity with him to
permit a single touch of your whip---why, he would live on it
for a term at least. Besides, you have already hurt his feelings
sufficiently---you have called him impertinent.''
``I don't value his language, Miss,'' said the clerk, somewhat
crestfallen: ``besides, impertinent is not an actionable word;
but pettifogger is slander in the highest degree, and that I will
make Gaffer Rutledge know to his cost, and all who maliciously
repeat the same, to the breach of the public peace, and the
taking away of my private good name.''
``Never mind that, Mr. Jobson,'' said Miss Vernon; ``you
know, where there is nothing, your own law allows that the
king himself must lose his rights; and for the taking away of
your good name, I pity the poor fellow who gets it, and wish
you joy of losing it with all my heart.''
``Very well, ma'am---good evening, ma'am---I have no more
to say---only there are laws against papists, which it would be
well for the land were they better executed. There's third and
fourth Edward VI., of antiphoners, missals, grailes, professionals,
manuals, legends, pies, portuasses, and those that have such
trinkets in their possession, Miss Vernon---and there's summoning
of papists to take the oaths---and there are popish recusant
convicts under the first of his present Majesty---ay, and there
are penalties for hearing mass---See twenty-third of Queen
Elizabeth, and third James First, chapter twenty-fifth. And
there are estates to be registered, and deeds and wills to be
enrolled, and double taxes to be made, according to the acts in
that case made and provided''-----
``See the new edition of the Statutes at Large, published
under the careful revision of Joseph Jobson, Gent., Clerk of the
Peace,'' said Miss Vernon.
``Also, and above all,'' continued Jobson,---``for I speak to
your warning---you, Diana Vernon, spinstress, not being a
femme couverte, and being a convict popish recusant, are bound
to repair to your own dwelling, and that by the nearest way,
under penalty of being held felon to the king---and diligently
to seek for passage at common ferries, and to tarry there but
one ebb and flood; and unless you can have it in such places,
to walk every day into the water up to the knees, assaying to
pass over.''
``A sort of Protestant penance for my Catholic errors, I
suppose,'' said Miss Vernon, laughing.---``Well, I thank you
for the information, Mr. Jobson, and will hie me home as fast
as I can, and be a better housekeeper in time coming. Good-night,
my dear Mr. Jobson, thou mirror of clerical courtesy.''
``Good-night, ma'am, and remember the law is not to be
trifled with.''
And we rode on our separate ways.
``There he goes for a troublesome mischief-making tool,'' said
Miss Vernon, as she gave a glance after him; it is hard that
persons of birth and rank and estate should be subjected to the
official impertinence of such a paltry pickthank as that, merely
for believing as the whole world believed not much above a
hundred years ago---for certainly our Catholic Faith has the
advantage of antiquity at least.''
``I was much tempted to have broken the rascal's head,'' I
replied.
``You would have acted very like a hasty young man,'' said
Miss Vernon; ``and yet, had my own hand been an ounce
heavier than it is, I think I should have laid its weight upon
him. Well, it does not signify complaining, but there are
three things for which I am much to be pitied, if any one
thought it worth while to waste any compassion upon me.''
``And what are these three things, Miss Vernon, may I ask?''
``Will you promise me your deepest sympathy, if I tell you?''
``Certainly;---can you doubt it?'' I replied, closing my horse
nearer to hers as I spoke, with an expression of interest which
I did not attempt to disguise.
``Well, it is very seducing to be pitied, after all; so here are
my three grievances: In the first place, I am a girl, and not a
young fellow, and would be shut up in a mad-house if I did
half the things that I have a mind to;---and that, if I had
your happy prerogative of acting as you list, would make all
the world mad with imitating and applauding me.''
``I can't quite afford you the sympathy you expect upon this
score,'' I replied; ``the misfortune is so general, that it belongs
to one half of the species; and the other half''------
``Are so much better cared for, that they are jealous of their
prerogatives,'' interrupted Miss Vernon---``I forgot you were a
party interested. Nay,'' she said, as I was going to speak,
``that soft smile is intended to be the preface of a very pretty
compliment respecting the peculiar advantages which Die
Vernon's friends and kinsmen enjoy, by her being born one of
their Helots; but spare me the utterance, my good friend, and
let us try whether we shall agree better on the second count of
my indictment against fortune, as that quill-driving puppy
would call it. I belong to an oppressed sect and antiquated
religion, and, instead of getting credit for my devotion, as is
due to all good girls beside, my kind friend, Justice Inglewood,
may send me to the house of correction, merely for worshipping
God in the way of my ancestors, and say, as old Pembroke did
to the Abbess of Wilton,* when he usurped her convent and
* Note F. The Abbess of Wilton.
establishment, `Go spin, you jade,---Go spin.' ''
``This is not a cureless evil,'' said I gravely. ``Consult some
of our learned divines, or consult your own excellent understanding,
Miss Vernon; and surely the particulars in which
our religious creed differs from that in which you have been
educated''------
``Hush!'' said Diana, placing her fore-finger on her mouth,
---``Hush! no more of that. Forsake the faith of my gallant
fathers! I would as soon, were I a man, forsake their banner
when the tide of battle pressed hardest against it, and turn,
like a hireling recreant, to join the victorious enemy.''
``I honour your spirit, Miss Vernon; and as to the inconveniences
to which it exposes you, I can only say, that wounds
sustained for the sake of conscience carry their own balsam
with the blow.''
``Ay; but they are fretful and irritating, for all that. But I
see, hard of heart as you are, my chance of beating hemp, or
drawing out flax into marvellous coarse thread, affects you as
little as my condemnation to coif and pinners, instead of beaver
and cockade; so I will spare myself the fruitless pains of telling
my third cause of vexation.''
``Nay, my dear Miss Vernon, do not withdraw your confidence,
and I will promise you, that the threefold sympathy due
to your very unusual causes of distress shall be all duly and
truly paid to account of the third, providing you assure me,
that it is one which you neither share with all womankind, nor
even with every Catholic in England, who, God bless you, are
still a sect more numerous than we Protestants, in our zeal for
church and state, would desire them to be.''
``It is indeed,'' said Diana, with a manner greatly altered,
and more serious than I had yet seen her assume, ``a misfortune
that well merits compassion. I am by nature, as you
may easily observe, of a frank and unreserved disposition---a
plain true-hearted girl, who would willingly act openly and
honestly by the whole world, and yet fate has involved me in
such a series of nets and toils, and entanglements, that I dare
hardly speak a word for fear of consequences---not to myself,
but to others.''
``That is indeed a misfortune, Miss Vernon, which I do
most sincerely compassionate, but which I should hardly have
anticipated. ''
``O, Mr. Osbaldistone, if you but knew---if any one knew,
what difficulty I sometimes find in hiding an aching heart with
a smooth brow, you would indeed pity me. I do wrong, perhaps,
in speaking to you even thus far on my own situation; but you
are a young man of sense and penetration---you cannot but
long to ask me a hundred questions on the events of this day---
on the share which Rashleigh has in your deliverance from this
petty scrape---upon many other points which cannot but excite
your attention; and I cannot bring myself to answer with the
necessary falsehood and finesse---I should do it awkwardly, and
lose your good opinion, if I have any share of it, as well as my
own. It is best to say at once, Ask me no questions,---I have
it not in my power to reply to them.''
Miss Vernon spoke these words with a tone of feeling
which could not but make a corresponding impression upon
me. I assured her she had neither to fear my urging her with
impertinent questions, nor my misconstruing her declining to
answer those which might in themselves be reasonable, or at
least natural.
``I was too much obliged,'' I said, ``by the interest she had
taken in my affairs, to misuse the opportunity her goodness had
afforded me of prying into hers---I only trusted and entreated,
that if my services could at any time be useful, she would command
them without doubt or hesitation.''
``Thank you---thank you,'' she replied; ``your voice does
not ring the cuckoo chime of compliment, but speaks like
that of one who knows to what he pledges himself. If---but
it is impossible---but yet, if an opportunity should occur, I
will ask you if you remember this promise; and I assure you,
I shall not be angry if I find you have forgotten it, for it is
enough that you are sincere in your intentions just now---much
may occur to alter them ere I call upon you, should that
moment ever come, to assist Die Vernon, as if you were Die
Vernon's brother.''
``And if I were Die Vernon's brother,'' said I, ``there could
not be less chance that I should refuse my assistance---And now
I am afraid I must not ask whether Rashleigh was willingly
accessory to my deliverance?''
``Not of me; but you may ask it of himself, and depend
upon it, he will say yes; for rather than any good action should
walk through the world like an unappropriated adjective in an
ill-arranged sentence, he is always willing to stand noun substantive
to it himself.''
``And I must not ask whether this Campbell be himself the
party who eased Mr. Morris of his portmanteau,---or whether
the letter, which our friend the attorney received, was not a
finesse to withdraw him from the scene of action, lest he should
have marred the happy event of my deliverance? And I must
not ask''------
``You must ask nothing of me,'' said Miss Vernon; ``so it is
quite in vain to go on putting cases. You are to think just as
well of me as if I had answered all these queries, and twenty
others besides, as glibly as Rashleigh could have done; and
observe, whenever I touch my chin just so, it is a sign that I
cannot speak upon the topic which happens to occupy your
attention. I must settle signals of correspondence with you,
because you are to be my confidant and my counsellor, only you
are to know nothing whatever of my affairs.''
``Nothing can be more reasonable,'' I replied, laughing; ``and
the extent of your confidence will, you may rely upon it, only
be equalled by the sagacity of my counsels.''
This sort of conversation brought us, in the highest good-humour
with each other, to Osbaldistone Hall, where we found
the family far advanced in the revels of the evening.
``Get some dinner for Mr. Osbaldistone and me in the library,''
said Miss Vernon to a servant.---``I must have some compassion
upon you,'' she added, turning to me, ``and provide against your
starving in this mansion of brutal abundance; otherwise I am
not sure that I should show you my private haunts. This same
library is my den---the only corner of the Hall-house where I
am safe from the Ourang-Outangs, my cousins. They never
venture there, I suppose for fear the folios should fall down
and crack their skulls; for they will never affect their heads in
any other way---So follow me.''
And I followed through hall and bower, vaulted passage and
winding stair, until we reached the room where she had ordered
our refreshments.
In the wide pile, by others heeded not,
Hers was one sacred solitary spot,
Whose gloomy aisles and bending shelves contain
For moral hunger food, and cures for moral pain.
Anonymous.
The library at Osbaldistone Hall was a gloomy room, whose
antique oaken shelves bent beneath the weight of the ponderous
folios so dear to the seventeenth century, from which, under
favour be it spoken, we have distilled matter for our quartos
and octavos, and which, once more subjected to the alembic,
may, should our sons be yet more frivolous than ourselves, be
still farther reduced into duodecimos and pamphlets. The
collection was chiefly of the classics, as well foreign as ancient
history, and, above all, divinity. It was in wretched order.
The priests, who in succession had acted as chaplains at the
Hall, were, for many years, the only persons who entered its
precincts, until Rashleigh's thirst for reading had led him to
disturb the venerable spiders, who had muffled the fronts of
the presses with their tapestry. His destination for the church
rendered his conduct less absurd in his father's eyes, than if any
of his other descendants had betrayed so strange a propensity,
and Sir Hildebrand acquiesced in the library receiving some
repairs, so as to fit it for a sitting-room. Still an air of dilapidation,
as obvious as it was uncomfortable, pervaded the large
apartment, and announced the neglect from which the knowledge
which its walls contained had not been able to exempt it.
The tattered tapestry, the worm-eaten shelves, the huge and
clumsy, yet tottering, tables, desks, and chairs, the rusty grate,
seldom gladdened by either sea-coal or faggots, intimated the
contempt of the lords of Osbaldistone Hall for learning, and
for the volumes which record its treasures.
``You think this place somewhat disconsolate, I suppose?''
said Diana, as I glanced my eye round the forlorn apartment;
``but to me it seems like a little paradise, for I call it my own,
and fear no intrusion. Rashleigh was joint proprietor with me,
while we were friends.''
``And are you no longer so?'' was my natural question.
Her fore-finger immediately touched her dimpled chin, with an
arch look of prohibition.
``We are still allies,'' she continued, ``bound, like other confederate
powers, by circumstances of mutual interest; but I am
afraid, as will happen in other cases, the treaty of alliance has
survived the amicable dispositions in which it had its origin.
At any rate, we live less together; and when he comes through
that door there, I vanish through this door here; and so, having
made the discovery that we two were one too many for this apartment,
as large as it seems, Rashleigh, whose occasions frequently
call him elsewhere, has generously made a cession of his rights in
my favour; so that I now endeavour to prosecute alone the
studies in which he used formerly to be my guide.''
``And what are those studies, if I may presume to ask?''
``Indeed you may, without the least fear of seeing my fore-finger
raised to my chin. Science and history are my principal
favourites; but I also study poetry and the classics.''
``And the classics? Do you read them in the original?''
``Unquestionably. Rashleigh, who is no contemptible scholar,
taught me Greek and Latin, as well as most of the languages of
modern Europe. I assure you there has been some pains taken
in my education, although I can neither sew a tucker, nor work
cross-stitch, nor make a pudding, nor---as the vicar's fat wife,
with as much truth as elegance, good-will, and politeness, was
pleased to say in my behalf---do any other useful thing in the
varsal world.''
``And was this selection of studies Rashleigh's choice, or your
own, Miss Vernon?'' I asked.
``Um!'' said she, as if hesitating to answer my question,---
``It's not worth while lifting my finger about, after all. Why,
partly his and partly mine. As I learned out of doors to ride
a horse, and bridle and saddle him in cue of necessity, and to
clear a five-barred gate, and fire a gun without winking, and all
other of those masculine accomplishments that my brute cousins
run mad after, I wanted, like my rational cousin, to read Greek
and Latin within doors, and make my complete approach to the
tree of knowledge, which you men-scholars would engross to
yourselves, in revenge, I suppose, for our common mother's share
in the great original transgression.''
``And Rashleigh indulged your propensity to learning?''
``Why, he wished to have me for his scholar, and he could
but teach me that which he knew himself---he was not likely to
instruct me in the mysteries of washing lace-ruffles, or hemming
cambric handkerchiefs, I suppose.''
``I admit the temptation of getting such a scholar, and have
no doubt that it made a weighty consideration on the tutor's
part.''
``Oh, if you begin to investigate Rashleigh's motives, my
finger touches my chin once more. I can only be frank where
my own are inquired into. But to resume---he has resigned the
library in my favour, and never enters without leave had and
obtained; and so I have taken the liberty to make it the place
of deposit for some of my own goods and chattels, as you may see
by looking round you.''
``I beg pardon, Miss Vernon, but I really see nothing around
these walls which I can distinguish as likely to claim you as
mistress.''
``That is, I suppose, because you neither see a shepherd or
shepherdess wrought in worsted, and handsomely framed in
black ebony, or a stuffed parrot,---or a breeding-cage, full of
canary birds,---or a housewife-case, broidered with tarnished
silver,---or a toilet-table with a nest of japanned boxes, with as
many angles as Christmas minced-pies,---or a broken-backed
spinet,---or a lute with three strings,---or rock-work,---or shell-work,
---or needle-work, or work of any kind,---or a lap-dog with
a litter of blind puppies---None of these treasures do I possess,''
she continued, after a pause, in order to recover the breath she
had lost in enumerating them---``But there stands the sword of
my ancestor Sir Richard Vernon, slain at Shrewsbury, and sorely
slandered by a sad fellow called Will Shakspeare, whose Lancastrian
partialities, and a certain knack at embodying them, has
turned history upside down, or rather inside out;---and by that
redoubted weapon hangs the mail of the still older Vernon,
squire to the Black Prince, whose fate is the reverse of his
descendant's, since he is more indebted to the bard who took the
trouble to celebrate him, for good-will than for talents,---
Amiddes the route you may discern one
Brave knight, with pipes on shield, ycleped Vernon
Like a borne fiend along the plain he thundered,
Prest to be carving throtes, while others plundered.
Then there is a model of a new martingale, which I invented
myself---a great improvement on the Duke of Newcastle's; and
there are the hood and bells of my falcon Cheviot, who spitted
himself on a heron's bill at Horsely-moss---poor Cheviot, there
is not a bird on the perches below, but are kites and riflers compared
to him; and there is my own light fowling-piece, with an
improved firelock; with twenty other treasures, each more
valuable than another---And there, that speaks for itself.''
She pointed to the carved oak frame of a full-length portrait
by Vandyke, on which were inscribed, in Gothic letters, the
words Vernon semper viret. I looked at her for explanation.
``Do you not know,'' said she, with some surprise, ``our motto---
the Vernon motto, where,
Like the solemn vice iniquity,
We moralise two meanings in one word
And do you not know our cognisance, the pipes?'' pointing to the
armorial bearings sculptured on the oaken scutcheon, around
which the legend was displayed.
``Pipes!---they look more like penny-whistles---But, pray, do
not be angry with my ignorance,'' I continued, observing the
colour mount to her cheeks, ``I can mean no affront to your
armorial bearings, for I do not even know my own.''
``You an Osbaldistone, and confess so much!'' she exclaimed.
``Why, Percie, Thornie, John, Dickon---Wilfred himself, might
be your instructor. Even ignorance itself is a plummet over
you.''
``With shame I confess it, my dear Miss Vernon, the mysteries
couched under the grim hieroglyphics of heraldry are to me as
unintelligible as those of the pyramids of Egypt.''
``What! is it possible?---Why, even my uncle reads Gwillym
sometimes of a winter night---Not know the figures of heraldry!
---of what could your father be thinking?''
``Of the figures of arithmetic,'' I answered; ``the most insignificant
unit of which he holds more highly than all the
blazonry of chivalry. But, though I am ignorant to this inexpressible
degree, I have knowledge and taste enough to admire
that splendid picture, in which I think I can discover a family
likeness to you. What ease and dignity in the attitude!---what
richness of colouring---what breadth and depth of shade!''
``Is it really a fine painting?'' she asked.
``I have seen many works of the renowned artist,'' I replied,
``but never beheld one more to my liking!''
``Well, I know as little of pictures as you do of heraldry,''
replied Miss Vernon; ``yet I have the advantage of you, because
I have always admired the painting without understanding its
value.''
``While I have neglected pipes and tabors, and all the
whimsical combinations of chivalry, still I am informed that
they floated in the fields of ancient fame. But you will allow
their exterior appearance is not so peculiarly interesting to the
uninformed spectator as that of a fine painting.---Who is the person
here represented?''
``My grandfather. He shared the misfortunes of Charles I.,
and, I am sorry to add, the excesses of his son. Our patrimonial
estate was greatly impaired by his prodigality, and was
altogether lost by his successor, my unfortunate father. But
peace be with them who have got it!---it was lost in the cause
of loyalty.''
``Your father, I presume, suffered in the political dissensions
of the period?''
``He did indeed;---he lost his all. And hence is his child a
dependent orphan---eating the bread of others---subjected to
their caprices, and compelled to study their inclinations; yet
prouder of having had such a father, than if, playing a more
prudent but less upright part, he had left me possessor of all
the rich and fair baronies which his family once possessed.''
As she thus spoke, the entrance of the servants with dinner
cut off all conversation but that of a general nature.
When our hasty meal was concluded, and the wine placed
on the table, the domestic informed us, ``that Mr. Rashleigh
had desired to be told when our dinner was removed.''
``Tell him,'' said Miss Vernon, ``we shall be happy to see
him if he will step this way---place another wineglass and chair,
and leave the room.---You must retire with him when he goes
away, she continued, addressing herself to me; ``even my liberality
cannot spare a gentleman above eight hours out of the
twenty-four; and I think we have been together for at least
that length of time.''
``The old scythe-man has moved so rapidly,'' I answered,
``that I could not count his strides.''
``Hush!'' said Miss Vernon, ``here comes Rashleigh;'' and
she drew off her chair, to which I had approached mine rather
closely, so as to place a greater distance between us.
A modest tap at the door,---a gentle manner of opening when
invited to enter,---a studied softness and humility of step and
deportment, announced that the education of Rashleigh Osbaldistone
at the College of St. Omers accorded well with the ideas I
entertained of the manners of an accomplished Jesuit. I need
not add, that, as a sound Protestant, these ideas were not the
most favourable. ``Why should you use the ceremony of knocking,''
said Miss Vernon, ``when you knew that I was not alone?''
This was spoken with a burst of impatience, as if she had felt
that Rashleigh's air of caution and reserve covered some insinuation
of impertinent suspicion. ``You have taught me the form
of knocking at this door so perfectly, my fair cousin,'' answered
Rashleigh, without change of voice or manner, ``that habit has
become a second nature.''
``I prize sincerity more than courtesy, sir, and you know I
do,'' was Miss Vernon's reply.
``Courtesy is a gallant gay, a courtier by name and by profession,''
replied Rashleigh, ``and therefore most fit for a lady's
bower.''
``But Sincerity is the true knight,'' retorted Miss Vernon,
``and therefore much more welcome, cousin. But to end a debate
not over amusing to your stranger kinsman, sit down, Rashleigh,
and give Mr. Francis Osbaldistone your countenance to his
glass of wine. I have done the honours of the dinner, for the
credit of Osbaldistone Hall.''
Rashleigh sate down, and filled his glass, glancing his eye from
Diana to me, with an embarrassment which his utmost efforts
could not entirely disguise. I thought he appeared to be uncertain
concerning the extent of confidence she might have reposed
in me, and hastened to lead the conversation into a channel which
should sweep away his suspicion that Diana might have betrayed
any secrets which rested between them. ``Miss Vernon,'' I said,
``Mr. Rashleigh, has recommended me to return my thanks to
you for my speedy disengagement from the ridiculous accusation
of Morris; and, unjustly fearing my gratitude might not be
warm enough to remind me of this duty, she has put my curiosity
on its side, by referring me to you for an account, or rather explanation,
of the events of the day.''
``Indeed?'' answered Rashleigh; ``I should have thought''
(looking keenly at Miss Vernon) ``that the lady herself might
have stood interpreter;'' and his eye, reverting from her face,
sought mine, as if to search, from the expression of my features,
whether Diana's communication had been as narrowly limited as
my words had intimated. Miss Vernon retorted his inquisitorial
glance with one of decided scorn; while I, uncertain whether to
deprecate or resent his obvious suspicion, replied, ``If it is your
pleasure, Mr. Rashleigh, as it has been Miss Vernon's, to leave
me in ignorance, I must necessarily submit; but, pray, do not
withhold your information from me on the ground of imagining
that I have already obtained any on the subject. For I tell you,
as a man of honour, I am as ignorant as that picture of anything
relating to the events I have witnessed to-day, excepting that I
understand from Miss Vernon, that you have been kindly active
in my favour.''
``Miss Vernon has overrated my humble efforts,'' said Rashleigh,
``though I claim full credit for my zeal. The truth is,
that as I galloped back to get some one of our family to join me.
in becoming your bail, which was the most obvious, or, indeed,
I may say, the only way of serving you which occurred to my
stupidity, I met the man Cawmil---Colville---Campbell, or whatsoever
they call him. I had understood from Morris that he
was present when the robbery took place, and had the good fortune
to prevail on him (with some difficulty, I confess) to tender
his evidence in your exculpation---which I presume was the
means of your being released from an unpleasant situation.''
``Indeed?---I am much your debtor for procuring such a
seasonable evidence in my behalf. But I cannot see why (having
been, as he said, a fellow-sufferer with Morris) it should have
required much trouble to persuade him to step forth and bear
evidence, whether to convict the actual robber, or free an innocent
person.''
``You do not know the genius of that man's country, sir,''
answered Rashleigh;---``discretion, prudence, and foresight, are
their leading qualities; these are only modified by a narrow-spirited,
but yet ardent patriotism, which forms as it were the
outmost of the concentric bulwarks with which a Scotchman fortifies
himself against all the attacks of a generous philanthropical
principle. Surmount this mound, you find an inner and still
dearer barrier---the love of his province, his village, or, most
probably, his clan; storm this second obstacle, you have a third
---his attachment to his own family---his father, mother, sons,
daughters, uncles, aunts, and cousins, to the ninth generation.
It is within these limits that a Scotchman's social affection
expands itself, never reaching those which are outermost, till
all means of discharging itself in the interior circles have been
exhausted. It is within these circles that his heart throbs,
each pulsation being fainter and fainter, till, beyond the widest
boundary, it is almost unfelt. And what is worst of all, could
you surmount all these concentric outworks, you have an inner
citadel, deeper, higher, and more efficient than them all---a
Scotchman's love for himself.''
``All this is extremely eloquent and metaphorical, Rashleigh,''
said Miss Vernon, who listened with unrepressed impatience;
``there are only two objections to it: first, it is not true; secondly,
if true, it is nothing to the purpose.''
``It is true, my fairest Diana,'' returned Rashleigh; ``and
moreover, it is most instantly to the purpose. It is true, because
you cannot deny that I know the country and people intimately,
and the character is drawn from deep and accurate consideration
---and it is to the purpose, because it answers Mr. Francis Osbaldistone's
question, and shows why this same wary Scotchman,
considering our kinsman to be neither his countryman, nor a
Campbell, nor his cousin in any of the inextricable combinations
by which they extend their pedigree; and, above all, seeing no
prospect of personal advantage, but, on the contrary, much hazard
of loss of time and delay of business''------
``With other inconveniences, perhaps, of a nature yet more
formidable,'' interrupted Miss Vernon.
``Of which, doubtless, there might be many,'' said Rashleigh,
continuing in the same tone---``In short, my theory shows why
this man, hoping for no advantage, and afraid of some inconvenience,
might require a degree of persuasion ere he could be
prevailed on to give his testimony in favour of Mr. Osbaldistone.''
``It seems surprising to me,'' I observed, ``that during the
glance I cast over the declaration, or whatever it is termed, of
Mr. Morris, he should never have mentioned that Campbell was
in his company when he met the marauders.''
``I understood from Campbell, that he had taken his solemn
promise not to mention that circumstance,'' replied Rashleigh:
``his reason for exacting such an engagement you may guess from
what I have hinted---he wished to get back to his own country,
undelayed and unembarrassed by any of the judicial inquiries
which he would have been under the necessity of attending, had
the fact of his being present at the robbery taken air while he
was on this side of the Border. But let him once be as distant
as the Forth, Morris will, I warrant you, come forth with all he
knows about him, and, it may be, a good deal more. Besides,
Campbell is a very extensive dealer in cattle, and has often
occasion to send great droves into Northumberland; and, when
driving such a trade, he would be a great fool to embroil himself
with our Northumbrian thieves, than whom no men who
live are more vindictive.''
``I dare be sworn of that,'' said Miss Vernon, with a tone
which implied something more than a simple acquiescence in
the proposition.
``Still,'' said I, resuming the subject, ``allowing the force of
the reasons which Campbell might have for desiring that Morris
should be silent with regard to his promise when the robbery
was committed, I cannot yet see how he could attain such an
influence over the man, as to make him suppress his evidence
in that particular, at the manifest risk of subjecting his story to
discredit.''
Rashleigh agreed with me, that it was very extraordinary,
and seemed to regret that he had not questioned the Scotchman
more closely on that subject, which he allowed looked extremely
mysterious. ``But,'' he asked, immediately after this acquiescence,
``are you very sure the circumstance of Morris's being
accompanied by Campbell is really not alluded to in his examination?''
``I read the paper over hastily,'' said I; ``but it is my strong
impression that no such circumstance is mentioned;---at least,
it must have been touched on very slightly, since it failed to
catch my attention.''
``True, true,'' answered Rashleigh, forming his own inference
while he adopted my words; ``I incline to think with you, that
the circumstance must in reality have been mentioned, but so
slightly that it failed to attract your attention. And then, as
to Campbell's interest with Morris, I incline to suppose that it
must have been gained by playing upon his fears. This chicken-hearted
fellow, Morris, is bound, I understand, for Scotland,
destined for some little employment under Government; and,
possessing the courage of the wrathful dove, or most magnanimous
mouse, he may have been afraid to encounter the ill-will
of such a kill-cow as Campbell, whose very appearance would
be enough to fright him out of his little wits. You observed
that Mr. Campbell has at times a keen and animated manner---
something of a martial cast in his tone and bearing.''
``I own,'' I replied, ``that his expression struck me as being
occasionally fierce and sinister, and little adapted to his peaceable
professions. Has he served in the army?''
``Yes---no---not, strictly speaking, served; but he has been,
I believe, like most of his countrymen, trained to arms. Indeed,
among the hills, they carry them from boyhood to the grave.
So, if you know anything of your fellow-traveller, you will easily
judge, that, going to such a country, he will take cue to avoid
a quarrel, if he can help it, with any of the natives. But, come,
I see you decline your wine---and I too am a degenerate Osbaldistone,
so far as respects the circulation of the bottle. If
you will go to my room, I will hold you a hand at piquet.''
We rose to take leave of Miss Vernon, who had from time
to time suppressed, apparently with difficulty, a strong temptation
to break in upon Rashleigh's details. As we were about
to leave the room, the smothered fire broke forth.
``Mr. Osbaldistone,'' she said, ``your own observation will
enable you to verify the justice, or injustice, of Rashleigh's
suggestions concerning such individuals as Mr. Campbell and
Mr. Morris. But, in slandering Scotland, he has borne false
witness against a whole country; and I request you will allow
no weight to his evidence.''
``Perhaps,'' I answered, ``I may find it somewhat difficult
to obey your injunction, Miss Vernon; for I must own I was
bred up with no very favourable idea of our northern neighbours.''
``Distrust that part of your education, sir,'' she replied, ``and
let the daughter of a Scotchwoman pray you to respect the land
which gave her parent birth, until your own observation has
proved them to be unworthy of your good opinion. Preserve
your hatred and contempt for dissimulation, baseness, and
falsehood, wheresoever they are to be met with. You will find
enough of all without leaving England.---Adieu, gentlemen, I
wish you good evening.''
And she signed to the door, with the manner of a princess
dismissing her train.
We retired to Rashleigh's apartment, where a servant brought
us coffee and cards. I had formed my resolution to press
Rashleigh no farther on the events of the day. A mystery,
and, as I thought, not of a favourable complexion, appeared to
hang over his conduct; but to ascertain if my suspicions were
just, it was necessary to throw him off his guard. We cut for
the deal, and were soon earnestly engaged in our play. I
thought I perceived in this trifling for amusement (for the
stake which Rashleigh proposed was a mere trifle) something
of a fierce and ambitious temper. He seemed perfectly to
understand the beautiful game at which he played, but preferred,
as it were on principle, the risking bold and precarious strokes
to the ordinary rules of play; and neglecting the minor and
better-balanced chances of the game, he hazarded everything
for the chance of piqueing, repiqueing, or capoting his adversary.
So soon as the intervention of a game or two at piquet, like the
music between the acts of a drama, had completely interrupted
our previous course of conversation, Rashleigh appeared to tire
of the game, and the cards were superseded by discourse, in
which he assumed the lead.
More learned than soundly wise---better acquainted with
men's minds than with the moral principles that ought to
regulate them, he had still powers of conversation which I have
rarely seen equalled, never excelled. Of this his manner implied
some consciousness; at least, it appeared to me that he had
studied hard to improve his natural advantages of a melodious
voice, fluent and happy expression, apt language, and fervid
imagination. He was never loud, never overbearing, never so
much occupied with his own thoughts as to outrun either the
patience or the comprehension of those he conversed with.
His ideas succeeded each other with the gentle but unintermitting
flow of a plentiful and bounteous spring; while I have
heard those of others, who aimed at distinction in conversation,
rush along like the turbid gush from the sluice of a mill-pond,
as hurried, and as easily exhausted. It was late at night ere I
could part from a companion so fascinating; and, when I gained
my own apartment, it cost me no small effort to recall to my
mind the character of Rashleigh, such as I had pictured him
previous to this te^te-a`-te^te.
So effectual, my dear Tresham, does the sense of being
pleased and amused blunt our faculties of perception and discrimination
of character, that I can only compare it to the
taste of certain fruits, at once luscious and poignant, which
renders our palate totally unfit for relishing or distinguishing
the viands which are subsequently subjected to its criticism.
What gars ye gaunt, my merrymen a'?
What gars ye look sae dreary?
What gars ye hing your head sae sair
In the castle of Balwearie?
Old Scotch Ballad.
The next morning chanced to be Sunday, a day peculiarly hard
to be got rid of at Osbaldistone Hall; for after the formal
religious service of the morning had been performed, at which
all the family regularly attended, it was hard to say upon which
individual, Rashleigh and Miss Vernon excepted, the fiend of
ennui descended with the most abundant outpouring of his
spirit. To speak of my yesterday's embarrassment amused Sir
Hildebrand for several minutes, and he congratulated me on
my deliverance from Morpeth or Hexham jail, as he would have
done if I had fallen in attempting to clear a five-barred gate,
and got up without hurting myself.
``Hast had a lucky turn, lad; but do na be over venturous
again. What, man! the king's road is free to all men, be they
Whigs, be they Tories.''
``On my word, sir, I am innocent of interrupting it; and it
is the most provoking thing on earth, that every person will
take it for granted that I am accessory to a crime which I
despise and detest, and which would, moreover, deservedly forfeit
my life to the laws of my country.''
``Well, well, lad; even so be it; I ask no questions---no man
bound to tell on himsell---that's fair play, or the devil's in't.''
Rashleigh here came to my assistance; but I could not help
thinking that his arguments were calculated rather as hints to
his father to put on a show of acquiescence in my declaration
of innocence, than fully to establish it.
``In your own house, my dear sir---and your own nephew---
you will not surely persist in hurting his feelings by seeming
to discredit what he is so strongly interested in affirming. No
doubt, you are fully deserving of all his confidence, and I am
sure, were there anything you could do to assist him in this
strange affair, he would have recourse to your goodness. But
my cousin Frank has been dismissed as an innocent man, and
no one is entitled to suppose him otherwise. For my part, I
have not the least doubt of his innocence; and our family
honour, I conceive, requires that we should maintain it with
tongue and sword against the whole country.''
``Rashleigh,'' said his father, looking fixedly at him, ``thou
art a sly loon---thou hast ever been too cunning for me, and
too cunning for most folks. Have a care thou provena too
cunning for thysell---two faces under one hood is no true
heraldry. And since we talk of heraldry, I'll go and read
Gwillym.''
This resolution he intimated with a yawn, resistless as that
of the Goddess in the Dunciad, which was responsively echoed
by his giant sons, as they dispersed in quest of the pastimes to
which their minds severally inclined them---Percie to discuss a
pot of March beer with the steward in the buttery,---Thorncliff
to cut a pair of cudgels, and fix them in their wicker hilts,---
John to dress May-flies,---Dickon to play at pitch and toss by
himself, his right hand against his left,---and Wilfred to bite
his thumbs and hum himself into a slumber which should last
till dinner-time, if possible. Miss Vernon had retired to the
library.
Rashleigh and I were left alone in the old hall, from which
the servants, with their usual bustle and awkwardness, had at
length contrived to hurry the remains of our substantial breakfast.
I took the opportunity to upbraid him with the manner
in which he had spoken of my affair to his father, which I
frankly stated was highly offensive to me, as it seemed rather
to exhort Sir Hildebrand to conceal his suspicions, than to root
them out.
``Why, what can I do, my dear friend?'' replied Rashleigh
``my father's disposition is so tenacious of suspicions of all
kinds, when once they take root (which, to do him justice, does
not easily happen), that I have always found it the best way to
silence him upon such subjects, instead of arguing with him.
Thus I get the better of the weeds which I cannot eradicate,
by cutting them over as often as they appear, until at length
they die away of themselves. There is neither wisdom nor
profit in disputing with such a mind as Sir Hildebrand's, which
hardens itself against conviction, and believes in its own inspirations
as firmly as we good Catholics do in those of the Holy
Father of Rome.''
``It is very hard, though, that I should live in the house of
a man, and he a near relation too, who will persist in believing
me guilty of a highway robbery.''
``My father's foolish opinion, if one may give that epithet to
any opinion of a father's, does not affect your real innocence;
and as to the disgrace of the fact, depend on it, that, considered
in all its bearings, political as well as moral, Sir Hildebrand
regards it as a meritorious action---a weakening of the enemy
---a spoiling of the Amalekites; and you will stand the higher
in his regard for your supposed accession to it.''
``I desire no man's regard, Mr. Rashleigh, on such terms as
must sink me in my own; and I think these injurious suspicions
will afford a very good reason for quitting Osbaldistone
Hall, which I shall do whenever I can communicate on the
subject with my father.''
The dark countenance of Rashleigh, though little accustomed
to betray its master's feelings, exhibited a suppressed smile,
which he instantly chastened by a sigh.
``You are a happy man, Frank---you go and come, as the
wind bloweth where it listeth. With your address, taste, and
talents, you will soon find circles where they will be more
valued, than amid the dull inmates of this mansion; while
I------'' he paused.
``And what is there in your lot that can make you or any
one envy mine,---an outcast, as I may almost term myself,
from my father's house and favour?''
``Ay, but,'' answered Rashleigh, ``consider the gratified sense
of independence which you must have attained by a very temporary
sacrifice,---for such I am sure yours will prove to be;
consider the power of acting as a free agent, of cultivating your
own talents in the way to which your taste determines you, and
in which you are well qualified to distinguish yourself. Fame
and freedom are cheaply purchased by a few weeks' residence
in the North, even though your place of exile be Osbaldistone
Hall. A second Ovid in Thrace, you have not his reasons for
writing Tristia.''
``I do not know,'' said I, blushing as became a young scribbler,
``how you should be so well acquainted with my truant
studies.''
``There was an emissary of your father's here some time since,
a young coxcomb, one Twineall, who informed me concerning
your secret sacrifices to the muses, and added, that some of your
verses had been greatly admired by the best judges.''
Tresham, I believe you are guiltless of having ever essayed
to build the lofty rhyme; but you must have known in your
day many an apprentice and fellow-craft, if not some of the
master-masons, in the temple of Apollo. Vanity is their
universal foible, from him who decorated the shades of Twickenham,
to the veriest scribbler whom he has lashed in his
Dunciad. I had my own share of this common failing, and
without considering how little likely this young fellow Twineall
was, by taste and habits, either to be acquainted with one or
two little pieces of poetry, which I had at times insinuated
into Button's coffee-house, or to report the opinion of the
critics who frequented that resort of wit and literature, I
almost instantly gorged the bait; which Rashleigh perceiving,
improved his opportunity by a diffident, yet apparently very
anxious request to be permitted to see some of my manuscript
productions.
``You shall give me an evening in my own apartment,'' he
continued; ``for I must soon lose the charms of literary society
for the drudgery of commerce, and the coarse every-day avocations
of the world. I repeat it, that my compliance with my
father's wishes for the advantage of my family, is indeed a
sacrifice, especially considering the calm and peaceful profession
to which my education destined me.''
I was vain, but not a fool, and this hypocrisy was too strong
for me to swallow. ``You would not persuade me,'' I replied,
that you really regret to exchange the situation of an obscure
Catholic priest, with all its privations, for wealth and society,
and the pleasures of the world?''
Rashleigh saw that he had coloured his affectation of moderation
too highly, and, after a second's pause, during which, I
suppose, he calculated the degree of candour which it was necessary
to use with me (that being a quality of which he was never
needlessly profuse), he answered, with a smile---``At my age, to
be condemned, as you say, to wealth and the world, does not,
indeed, sound so alarming as perhaps it ought to do. But, with
pardon be it spoken, you have mistaken my destination---a
Catholic priest, if you will, but not an obscure one. No, sir,---
Rashleigh Osbaldistone will be more obscure, should he rise to
be the richest citizen in London, than he might have been as a
member of a church, whose ministers, as some one says, `set
their sandall'd feet on princes.' My family interest at a certain
exiled court is high, and the weight which that court ought to
possess, and does possess, at Rome is yet higher---my talents not
altogether inferior to the education I have received. In sober
judgment, I might have looked forward to high eminence in the
church---in the dream of fancy, to the very highest. Why might
not''---(he added, laughing, for it was part of his manner to keep
much of his discourse apparently betwixt jest and earnest)---
``why might not Cardinal Osbaldistone have swayed the fortunes
of empires, well-born and well-connected, as well as the low-born
Mazarin, or Alberoni, the son of an Italian gardener?''
``Nay, I can give you no reason to the contrary; but in your
place I should not much regret losing the chance of such precarious
and invidious elevation.''
``Neither would I,'' he replied, ``were I sure that my present
establishment was more certain; but that must depend upon
circumstances which I can only learn by experience---the disposition
of your father, for example.''
``Confess the truth without finesse, Rashleigh; you would
willingly know something of him from me?''
``Since, like Die Vernon, you make a point of following the
banner of the good knight Sincerity, I reply---certainly.''
``Well, then, you will find in my father a man who has
followed the paths of thriving more for the exercise they afforded
to his talents, than for the love of the gold with which they are
strewed. His active mind would have been happy in any situation
which gave it scope for exertion, though that exertion had
been its sole reward. But his wealth has accumulated, because,
moderate and frugal in his habits, no new sources of expense
have occurred to dispose of his increasing income. He is a man
who hates dissimulation in others; never practises it himself;
and is peculiarly alert in discovering motives through the colouring
of language. Himself silent by habit, he is readily disgusted
by great talkers; the rather, that the circumstances by which
he is most interested, afford no great scope for conversation.
He is severely strict in the duties of religion; but you have no
reason to fear his interference with yours, for he regards toleration
as a sacred principle of political economy. But if you have
any Jacobitical partialities, as is naturally to be supposed, you
will do well to suppress them in his presence, as well as the least
tendency to the highflying or Tory principles; for he holds both
in utter detestation. For the rest, his word is his own bond,
and must be the law of all who act under him. He will fail in
his duty to no one, and will permit no one to fail towards him;
to cultivate his favour, you must execute his commands, instead
of echoing his sentiments. His greatest failings arise out of
prejudices connected with his own profession, or rather his exclusive
devotion to it, which makes him see little worthy of
praise or attention, unless it be in some measure connected with
commerce.''
``O rare-painted portrait!'' exclaimed Rashleigh, when I was
silent---``Vandyke was a dauber to you, Frank. I see thy sire
before me in all his strength and weakness; loving and honouring
the King as a sort of lord mayor of the empire, or chief of
the board of trade---venerating the Commons, for the acts regulating
the export trade---and respecting the Peers, because the
Lord Chancellor sits on a woolsack.''
``Mine was a likeness, Rashleigh; yours is a caricature.
But in return for the carte du pays which I have unfolded to
you, give me some lights on the geography of the unknown
lands''---
``On which you are wrecked,'' said Rashleigh. ``It is not
worth while; it is no Isle of Calypso, umbrageous with shade
and intricate with silvan labyrinth---but a bare ragged Northumbrian
moor, with as little to interest curiosity as to delight
the eye; you may descry it in all its nakedness in half an hour's
survey, as well as if I were to lay it down before you by line
and compass.''
``O, but something there is, worthy a more attentive survey
---What say you to Miss Vernon? Does not she form an interesting
object in the landscape, were all round as rude as Iceland's
coast?''
I could plainly perceive that Rashleigh disliked the topic now
presented to him; but my frank communication had given me
the advantageous title to make inquiries in my turn. Rashleigh
felt this, and found himself obliged to follow my lead, however
difficult he might find it to play his cards successfully. ``I have
known less of Miss Vernon,'' he said, ``for some time, than I was
wont to do formerly. In early age I was her tutor; but as she
advanced towards womanhood, my various avocations,---the
gravity of the profession to which I was destined,---the peculiar
nature of her engagements,---our mutual situation, in short,
rendered a close and constant intimacy dangerous and improper.
I believe Miss Vernon might consider my reserve as unkindness,
but it was my duty; I felt as much as she seemed to do, when
compelled to give way to prudence. But where was the safety
in cultivating an intimacy with a beautiful and susceptible girl,
whose heart, you are aware, must be given either to the cloister
or to a betrothed husband?''
``The cloister or a betrothed husband?'' I echoed---``Is that
the alternative destined for Miss Vernon?''
``It is indeed,'' said Rashleigh, with a sigh. ``I need not, I
suppose, caution you against the danger of cultivating too closely
the friendship of Miss Vernon;---you are a man of the world,
and know how far you can indulge yourself in her society with
safety to yourself, and justice to her. But I warn you, that,
considering her ardent temper, you must let your experience keep
guard over her as well as yourself, for the specimen of yesterday
may serve to show her extreme thoughtlessness and neglect of
decorum.''
There was something, I was sensible, of truth, as well as good
sense, in all this; it seemed to be given as a friendly warning,
and I had no right to take it amiss; yet I felt I could with
pleasure have run Rashleigh Osbaldistone through the body all
the time he was speaking.
``The deuce take his insolence!'' was my internal meditation.
``Would he wish me to infer that Miss Vernon had fallen in
love with that hatchet-face of his, and become degraded so low
as to require his shyness to cure her of an imprudent passion? I
will have his meaning from him,'' was my resolution, ``if I should
drag it out with cart-ropes.''
For this purpose, I placed my temper under as accurate a
guard as I could, and observed, ``That, for a lady of her good
sense and acquired accomplishments, it was to be regretted that
Miss Vernon's manners were rather blunt and rustic.''
``Frank and unreserved, at least, to the extreme,'' replied
Rashleigh: ``yet, trust me, she has an excellent heart. To tell
you the truth, should she continue her extreme aversion to the
cloister, and to her destined husband, and should my own labours
in the mine of Plutus promise to secure me a decent independence,
I shall think of reviewing our acquaintance and sharing it with
Miss Vernon.''
``With all his fine voice, and well-turned periods,'' thought
I, ``this same Rashleigh Osbaldistone is the ugliest and most
conceited coxcomb I ever met with!''
``But,'' continued Rashleigh, as if thinking aloud, ``I should
not like to supplant Thorncliff.''
``Supplant Thorncliff!---Is your brother Thorncliff,'' I inquired,
with great surprise, ``the destined husband of Diana
Vernon?''
``Why, ay, her father's commands, and a certain family-contract,
destined her to marry one of Sir Hildebrand's sons. A
dispensation has been obtained from Rome to Diana Vernon to
marry Blank Osbaldistone, Esq., son of Sir Hildebrand Osbaldistone,
of Osbaldistone Hall, Bart., and so forth; and it only
remains to pitch upon the happy man whose name shall fill the
gap in the manuscript. Now, as Percie is seldom sober, my
father pitched on Thorncliff, as the second prop of the family,
and therefore most proper to carry on the line of the Osbaldistones.''
``The young lady,'' said I, forcing myself to assume an air of
pleasantry, which, I believe, became me extremely ill, ``would
perhaps have been inclined to look a little lower on the family-tree,
for the branch to which she was desirous of clinging.''
``I cannot say,'' he replied. ``There is room for little choice
in our family; Dick is a gambler, John a boor, and Wilfred an
ass. I believe my father really made the best selection for poor
Die, after all.''
``The present company,'' said I, ``being always excepted.''
``Oh, my destination to the church placed me out of the
question; otherwise I will not affect to say, that, qualified by
my education both to instruct and guide Miss Vernon, I might
not have been a more creditable choice than any of my elders.''
``And so thought the young lady, doubtless?''
``You are not to suppose so,'' answered Rashleigh, with an
affectation of denial which was contrived to convey the strongest
affirmation the case admitted of: ``friendship---only friendship
---formed the tie betwixt us, and the tender affection of an
opening mind to its only instructor---Love came not near us---
I told you I was wise in time.''
I felt little inclination to pursue this conversation any farther,
and shaking myself clear of Rashleigh, withdrew to my own
apartment, which I recollect I traversed with much vehemence
of agitation, repeating aloud the expressions which had most
offended me.---``Susceptible---ardent---tender affection---Love---
Diana Vernon, the most beautiful creature I ever beheld, in
love with him, the bandy-legged, bull-necked, limping scoundrel!
Richard the Third in all but his hump-back!---And yet the
opportunities he must have had during his cursed course of
lectures; and the fellow's flowing and easy strain of sentiment;
and her extreme seclusion from every one who spoke and acted
with common sense; ay, and her obvious pique at him, mixed
with admiration of his talents, which looked as like the result
of neglected attachment as anything else---Well, and what is
it to me, that I should storm and rage at it? Is Diana
Vernon the first pretty girl that has loved and married an ugly
fellow? And if she were free of every Osbaldistone of them,
what concern is it of mine?---a Catholic---a Jacobite---a
termagant into the boot---for me to look that way were utter
madness.''
By throwing such reflections on the flame of my displeasure,
I subdued it into a sort of smouldering heart-burning, and
appeared at the dinner-table in as sulky a humour as could well
be imagined.
Drunk?---and speak parrot?---and squabble?---swagger?---
Swear?---and discourse fustian with one's own shadow?
Othello.
I have already told you, my dear Tresham, what probably was
no news to you, that my principal fault was an unconquerable
pitch of pride, which exposed me to frequent mortification. I
had not even whispered to myself that I loved Diana Vernon;
yet no sooner did I hear Rashleigh talk of her as a prize which
he might stoop to carry off, or neglect, at his pleasure, than
every step which the poor girl had taken, in the innocence and
openness of her heart, to form a sort of friendship with me,
seemed in my eyes the most insulting coquetry.---``Soh! she
would secure me as a pis aller, I suppose, in case Mr. Rashleigh
Osbaldistone should not take compassion upon her! But I will
satisfy her that I am not a person to be trepanned in that
manner---I will make her sensible that I see through her arts,
and that I scorn them.''
I did not reflect for a moment, that all this indignation,
which I had no right whatever to entertain, proved that I was
anything but indifferent to Miss Vernon's charms; and I sate
down to table in high ill-humour with her and all the daughters
of Eve.
Miss Vernon heard me, with surprise, return ungracious
answers to one or two playful strokes of satire which she threw
out with her usual freedom of speech; but, having no suspicion
that offence was meant, she only replied to my rude repartees
with jests somewhat similar, but polished by her good temper,
though pointed by her wit. At length she perceived I was
really out of humour, and answered one of my rude speeches
thus:---
``They say, Mr. Frank, that one may gather sense from
fools---I heard cousin Wilfred refuse to play any longer at
cudgels the other day with cousin Thornie, because cousin
Thornie got angry, and struck harder than the rules of
amicable combat, it seems, permitted. `Were I to break your
head in good earnest,' quoth honest Wilfred, `I care not how
angry you are, for I should do it so much the more easily
but it's hard I should get raps over the costard, and only pay
you back in make-believes'---Do you understand the moral of
this, Frank?''
``I have never felt myself under the necessity, madam, of
studying how to extract the slender portion of sense with which
this family season their conversation.''
``Necessity! and madam!---You surprise me, Mr. Osbaldistone.''
``I am unfortunate in doing so.''
``Am I to suppose that this capricious tone is serious? or is
it only assumed, to make your good-humour more valuable?''
``You have a right to the attention of so many gentlemen in
this family, Miss Vernon, that it cannot be worth your while to
inquire into the cause of my stupidity and bad spirits.''
``What!'' she said, ``am I to understand, then, that you
have deserted my faction, and gone over to the enemy?''
Then, looking across the table, and observing that Rashleigh,
who was seated opposite, was watching us with a singular
expression of interest on his harsh features, she continued---
``Horrible thought!---Ay, now I see 'tis true,
For the grim-visaged Rashleigh smiles on me,
And points at thee for his!------
Well, thank Heaven, and the unprotected state which has
taught me endurance, I do not take offence easily; and that I
may not be forced to quarrel, whether I like it or no, I have
the honour, earlier than usual, to wish you a happy digestion
of your dinner and your bad humour.''
And she left the table accordingly.
Upon Miss Vernon's departure, I found myself very little
satisfied with my own conduct. I had hurled back offered
kindness, of which circumstances had but lately pointed out
the honest sincerity, and I had but just stopped short of insulting
the beautiful, and, as she had said with some emphasis,
the unprotected being by whom it was proffered. My conduct
seemed brutal in my own eyes. To combat or drown these
painful reflections, I applied myself more frequently than usual
to the wine which circulated on the table.
The agitated state of my feelings combined with my habits of
temperance to give rapid effect to the beverage. Habitual
topers, I believe, acquire the power of soaking themselves with
a quantity of liquor that does little more than muddy those intellects
which in their sober state are none of the clearest; but
men who are strangers to the vice of drunkenness as a habit, are
more powerfully acted upon by intoxicating liquors. My spirits,
once aroused, became extravagant; I talked a great deal, argued
upon what I knew nothing of, told stories of which I forgot the
point, then laughed immoderately at my own forgetfulness; I
accepted several bets without having the least judgment; I
challenged the giant John to wrestle with me, although he had
kept the ring at Hexham for a year, and I never tried so much
as a single fall.
My uncle had the goodness to interpose and prevent this consummation
of drunken folly, which, I suppose, would have otherwise
ended in my neck being broken.
It has even been reported by maligners, that I sung a song
while under this vinous influence; but, as I remember nothing
of it, and never attempted to turn a tune in all my life before
or since, I would willingly hope there is no actual foundation
for the calumny. I was absurd enough without this exaggeration.
Without positively losing my senses, I speedily lost all
command of my temper, and my impetuous passions whirled me
onward at their pleasure. I had sate down sulky and discontented,
and disposed to be silent---the wine rendered me loquacious,
disputatious, and quarrelsome. I contradicted whatever
was asserted, and attacked, without any respect to my uncle's
table, both his politics and his religion. The affected moderation
of Rashleigh, which he well knew how to qualify with irritating
ingredients, was even more provoking to me than the noisy and
bullying language of his obstreperous brothers. My uncle, to
do him justice, endeavoured to bring us to order; but his
authority was lost amidst the tumult of wine and passion. At
length, frantic at some real or supposed injurious insinuation, I
actually struck Rashleigh with my fist. No Stoic philosopher,
superior to his own passion and that of others, could have received
an insult with a higher degree of scorn. What he himself
did not think it apparently worth while to resent, Thorncliff
resented for him. Swords were drawn, and we exchanged one
or two passes, when the other brothers separated us by main
force; and I shall never forget the diabolical sneer which writhed
Rashleigh's wayward features, as I was forced from the apartment
by the main strength of two of these youthful Titans.
They secured me in my apartment by locking the door, and I
heard them, to my inexpressible rage, laugh heartily as they
descended the stairs. I essayed in my fury to break out; but
the window-grates, and the strength of a door clenched with
iron, resisted my efforts. At length I threw myself on my bed,
and fell asleep amidst vows of dire revenge to be taken in the
ensuing day.
But with the morning cool repentance came. I felt, in the
keenest manner, the violence and absurdity of my conduct, and
was obliged to confess that wine and passion had lowered my
intellects even below those of Wilfred Osbaldistone, whom I held
in so much contempt. My uncomfortable reflections were by no
means soothed by meditating the necessity of an apology for my
improper behaviour, and recollecting that Miss Vernon must be
a witness of my submission. The impropriety and unkindness of
my conduct to her personally, added not a little to these galling
considerations, and for this I could not even plead the miserable
excuse of intoxication.
Under all these aggravating feelings of shame and degradation,
I descended to the breakfast hall, like a criminal to receive sentence.
It chanced that a hard frost had rendered it impossible
to take out the hounds, so that I had the additional mortification
to meet the family, excepting only Rashleigh and Miss Vernon,
in full divan, surrounding the cold venison pasty and chine of
beef. They were in high glee as I entered, and I could easily
imagine that the jests were furnished at my expense. In fact,
what I was disposed to consider with serious pain, was regarded
as an excellent good joke by my uncle, and the greater part of
my cousins. Sir Hildebrand, while he rallied me on the exploits
of the preceding evening, swore he thought a young fellow had
better be thrice drunk in one day, than sneak sober to bed like
a Presbyterian, and leave a batch of honest fellows, and a double
quart of claret. And to back this consolatory speech, he poured
out a large bumper of brandy, exhorting me to swallow ``a hair
of the dog that had bit me.''
``Never mind these lads laughing, nevoy,'' he continued; ``they
would have been all as great milksops as yourself, had I not
nursed them, as one may say, on the toast and tankard.''
Ill-nature was not the fault of my cousins in general; they
saw I was vexed and hurt at the recollections of the preceding
evening, and endeavoured, with clumsy kindness, to remove the
painful impression they had made on me. Thorncliff alone looked
sullen and unreconciled. This young man had never liked me from
the beginning; and in the marks of attention occasionally shown
me by his brothers, awkward as they were, he alone had never
joined. If it was true, of which, however, I began to have my
doubts, that he was considered by the family, or regarded himself,
as the destined husband of Miss Vernon, a sentiment of
jealousy might have sprung up in his mind from the marked
predilection which it was that young lady's pleasure to show for
one whom Thorncliff might, perhaps, think likely to become a
dangerous rival.
Rashleigh at last entered, his visage as dark as mourning weed
---brooding, I could not but doubt, over the unjustifiable and
disgraceful insult I had offered to him. I had already settled in
my own mind how I was to behave on the occasion, and had
schooled myself to believe, that true honour consisted not in
defending, but in apologising for, an injury so much disproportioned
to any provocation I might have to allege.
I therefore hastened to meet Rashleigh, and to express myself
in the highest degree sorry for the violence with which I had
acted on the preceding evening. ``No circumstances,'' I said,
``could have wrung from me a single word of apology, save my
own consciousness of the impropriety of my behaviour. I hoped
my cousin would accept of my regrets so sincerely offered, and
consider how much of my misconduct was owing to the excessive
hospitality of Osbaldistone Hall.''
``He shall be friends with thee, lad,'' cried the honest knight,
in the full effusion of his heart; ``or d---n me, if I call him son
more!---Why, Rashie, dost stand there like a log? Sorry for it
is all a gentleman can say, if he happens to do anything awry,
especially over his claret. I served in Hounslow, and should
know something, I think, of affairs of honour. Let me hear no
more of this, and we'll go in a body and rummage out the badger
in Birkenwood-bank.''
Rashleigh's face resembled, as I have already noticed, no other
countenance that I ever saw. But this singularity lay not only
in the features, but in the mode of changing their expression.
Other countenances, in altering from grief to joy, or from anger
to satisfaction, pass through some brief interval, ere the expression
of the predominant passion supersedes entirely that of its
predecessor. There is a sort of twilight, like that between the
clearing up of the darkness and the rising of the sun, while the
swollen muscles subside, the dark eye clears, the forehead relaxes
and expands itself, and the whole countenance loses its sterner
shades, and becomes serene and placid. Rashleigh's face exhibited
none of these gradations, but changed almost instantaneously
from the expression of one passion to that of the
contrary. I can compare it to nothing but the sudden shifting
of a scene in the theatre, where, at the whistle of the prompter,
a cavern disappears, and a grove arises.
My attention was strongly arrested by this peculiarity on the
present occasion. At Rashleigh's first entrance, ``black he stood
as night!'' With the same inflexible countenance he heard my
excuse and his father's exhortation; and it was not until Sir
Hildebrand had done speaking, that the cloud cleared away at
once, and he expressed, in the kindest and most civil terms,
his perfect satisfaction with the very handsome apology I had
offered.
``Indeed,'' he said, ``I have so poor a brain myself, when I
impose on it the least burden beyond my usual three glasses,
that I have only, like honest Cassio, a very vague recollection
of the confusion of last night---remember a mass of things, but
nothing distinctly---a quarrel, but nothing wherefore--So, my dear
Cousin,'' he continued, shaking me kindly by the hand, ``conceive
how much I am relieved by finding that I have to receive an
apology, instead of having to make one---I will not have a
word said upon the subject more; I should be very foolish to
institute any scrutiny into an account, when the balance, which
I expected to be against me, has been so unexpectedly and
agreeably struck in my favour. You see, Mr. Osbaldistone, I
am practising the language of Lombard Street, and qualifying
myself for my new calling.''
As I was about to answer, and raised my eyes for the purpose,
they encountered those of Miss Vernon, who, having entered the
room unobserved during the conversation, had given it her close
attention. Abashed and confounded, I fixed my eyes on the
ground, and made my escape to the breakfast-table, where I
herded among my busy cousins.
My uncle, that the events of the preceding day might not
pass out of our memory without a practical moral lesson, took
occasion to give Rashleigh and me his serious advice to correct
our milksop habits, as he termed them, and gradually to inure
our brains to bear a gentlemanlike quantity of liquor, without
brawls or breaking of heads. He recommended that we should
begin piddling with a regular quart of claret per day, which,
with the aid of March beer and brandy, made a handsome
competence for a beginner in the art of toping. And for our
encouragement, he assured us that he had known many a man
who had lived to our years without having drunk a pint of wine
at a sitting, who yet, by falling into honest company, and following
hearty example, had afterwards been numbered among the
best good fellows of the time, and could carry off their six bottles
under their belt quietly and comfortably, without brawling or
babbling, and be neither sick nor sorry the next morning.
Sage as this advice was, and comfortable as was the prospect
it held out to me, I profited but little by the exhortation---
partly, perhaps, because, as often as I raised my eyes from the
table, I observed Miss Vernon's looks fixed on me, in which I
thought I could read grave compassion blended with regret and
displeasure. I began to consider how I should seek a scene of
explanation and apology with her also, when she gave me to
understand she was determined to save me the trouble of soliciting
an interview. ``Cousin Francis,'' she said, addressing me
by the same title she used to give to the other Osbaldistones,
although I had, properly speaking, no title to be called her kinsman,
``I have encountered this morning a difficult passage in the
Divina Comme'dia of Dante; will you have the goodness to step
to the library and give me your assistance? and when you have
unearthed for me the meaning of the obscure Florentine, we will
join the rest at Birkenwood-bank, and see their luck at unearthing
the badger.''
I signified, of course, my readiness to wait upon her. Rashleigh
made an offer to accompany us. ``I am something better
skilled,'' he said, ``at tracking the sense of Dante through the
metaphors and elisions of his wild and gloomy poem, than at
hunting the poor inoffensive hermit yonder out of his cave.''
``Pardon me, Rashleigh,'' said Miss Vernon, ``but as you are
to occupy Mr. Francis's place in the counting-house, you must
surrender to him the charge of your pupil's education at Osbaldistone
Hall. We shall call you in, however, if there is any
occasion; so pray do not look so grave upon it. Besides, it is a
shame to you not to understand field-sports---What will you do
should our uncle in Crane-Alley ask you the signs by which you
track a badger?''
``Ay, true, Die,---true,'' said Sir Hildebrand, with a sigh,
``I misdoubt Rashleigh will be found short at the leap when he
is put to the trial. An he would ha' learned useful knowledge
like his brothers, he was bred up where it grew, I wuss; but
French antics, and book-learning, with the new turnips, and the
rats, and the Hanoverians, ha' changed the world that I ha' known
in Old England---But come along with us, Rashie, and carry my
hunting-staff, man; thy cousin lacks none of thy company as now,
and I wonna ha' Die crossed---It's ne'er be said there was but
one woman in Osbaldistone Hall, and she died for lack of her
will.''
Rashleigh followed his father, as he commanded, not, however,
ere he had whispered to Diana, ``I suppose I must in discretion
bring the courtier, Ceremony, in my company, and knock when
I approach the door of the library?''
``No, no, Rashleigh,'' said Miss Vernon; ``dismiss from your
company the false archimage Dissimulation, and it will better
ensure your free access to our classical consultations.''
So saying, she led the way to the library, and I followed---
like a criminal, I was going to say, to execution; but, as I
bethink me, I have used the simile once, if not twice before.
Without any simile at all, then, I followed, with a sense of awkward
and conscious embarrassment, which I would have given a
great deal to shake off. I thought it a degrading and unworthy
feeling to attend one on such an occasion, having breathed the
air of the Continent long enough to have imbibed the notion that
lightness, gallantry, and something approaching to well-bred self-assurance,
should distinguish the gentleman whom a fair lady
selects for her companion in a te^te-a`-te^te.
My English feelings, however, were too many for my French
education, and I made, I believe, a very pitiful figure, when Miss
Vernon, seating herself majestically in a huge elbow-chair in the
library, like a judge about to hear a cause of importance, signed
to me to take a chair opposite to her (which I did, much like
the poor fellow who is going to be tried), and entered upon conversation
in a tone of bitter irony.
Dire was his thought, who first in poison steeped
The weapon formed for slaughter---direr his,
And worthier of damnation, who instilled
The mortal venom in the social cup,
To fill the veins with death instead of life.
Anonymous.
``Upon my Word, Mr. Francis Osbaldistone,'' said Miss Vernon,
with the air of one who thought herself fully entitled to assume
the privilege of ironical reproach, which she was pleased to exert,
``your character improves upon us, sir---I could not have thought
that it was in you. Yesterday might be considered as your assay-piece,
to prove yourself entitled to be free of the corporation of
Osbaldistone Hall. But it was a masterpiece.''
``I am quite sensible of my ill-breeding, Miss Vernon, and I
can only say for myself that I had received some communications
by which my spirits were unusually agitated. I am conscious
I was impertinent and absurd.''
``You do yourself great injustice,'' said the merciless monitor
---``you have contrived, by what I saw and have since heard, to
exhibit in the course of one evening a happy display of all the
various masterly qualifications which distinguish your several
cousins;---the gentle and generous temper of the benevolent
Rashleigh,---the temperance of Percie,---the cool courage of
Thorncliff,---John's skill in dog-breaking,---Dickon's aptitude to
betting,---all exhibited by the single individual, Mr. Francis, and
that with a selection of time, place, and circumstance, worthy
the taste and sagacity of the sapient Wilfred.''
``Have a little mercy, Miss Vernon,'' said I; for I confess I
thought the schooling as severe as the case merited, especially
considering from what quarter it came, ``and forgive me if I
suggest, as an excuse for follies I am not usually guilty of, the
custom of this house and country. I am far from approving of
it; but we have Shakspeare's authority for saying, that good
wine is a good familiar creature, and that any man living may
be overtaken at some time.''
``Ay, Mr. Francis, but he places the panegyric and the
apology in the mouth of the greatest villain his pencil has
drawn. I will not, however, abuse the advantage your quotation
has given me, by overwhelming you with the refutation with
which the victim Cassio replies to the tempter Iago. I only
wish you to know, that there is one person at least sorry to see
a youth of talents and expectations sink into the slough in
which the inhabitants of this house are nightly wallowing.''
``I have but wet my shoe, I assure you, Miss Vernon, and
am too sensible of the filth of the puddle to step farther in.''
``If such be your resolution,'' she replied, ``it is a wise one.
But I was so much vexed at what I heard, that your concerns
have pressed before my own,---You behaved to me yesterday,
during dinner, as if something had been told you which lessened
or lowered me in your opinion---I beg leave to ask you what it
was?''
I was stupified. The direct bluntness of the demand was
much in the style one gentleman uses to another, when requesting
explanation of any part of his conduct in a good-humoured
yet determined manner, and was totally devoid of the circumlocutions,
shadings, softenings, and periphrasis, which usually
accompany explanations betwixt persons of different sexes in
the higher orders of society.
I remained completely embarrassed; for it pressed on my
recollection, that Rashleigh's communications, supposing them
to be correct, ought to have rendered Miss Vernon rather an
object of my compassion than of my pettish resentment; and
had they furnished the best apology possible for my own conduct,
still I must have had the utmost difficulty in detailing what
inferred such necessary and natural offence to Miss Vernon's
feelings. She observed my hesitation, and proceeded, in a tone
somewhat more peremptory, but still temperate and civil---``I
hope Mr. Osbaldistone does not dispute my title to request this
explanation. I have no relative who can protect me; it is,
therefore, just that I be permitted to protect myself.''
I endeavoured with hesitation to throw the blame of my rude
behaviour upon indisposition---upon disagreeable letters from
London. She suffered me to exhaust my apologies, and fairly
to run myself aground, listening all the while with a smile of
absolute incredulity.
``And now, Mr. Francis, having gone through your prologue
of excuses, with the same bad grace with which all prologues
are delivered, please to draw the curtain, and show me that
which I desire to see. In a word, let me know what Rashleigh
says of me; for he is the grand engineer and first mover of all
the machinery of Osbaldistone Hall.''
``But, supposing there was anything to tell, Miss Vernon,
what does he deserve that betrays the secrets of one ally to
another?---Rashleigh, you yourself told me, remained your ally,
though no longer your friend.''
``I have neither patience for evasion, nor inclination for
jesting, on the present subject. Rashleigh cannot---ought not
---dare not, hold any language respecting me, Diana Vernon,
but what I may demand to hear repeated. That there are
subjects of secrecy and confidence between us, is most certain;
but to such, his communications to you could have no relation;
and with such, I, as an individual, have no concern.''
I had by this time recovered my presence of mind, and hastily
determined to avoid making any disclosure of what Rashleigh
had told me in a sort of confidence. There was something
unworthy in retailing private conversation; it could, I thought,
do no good, and must necessarily give Miss Vernon great pain.
I therefore replied, gravely, ``that nothing but frivolous talk
had passed between Mr. Rashleigh Osbaldistone and me on the
state of the family at the Hall; and I protested, that nothing
had been said which left a serious impression to her disadvantage.
As a gentleman,'' I said, ``I could not be more explicit in
reporting private conversation.''
She started up with the animation of a Camilla about to
advance into battle. ``This shall not serve your turn, sir,---I
must have another answer from you.'' Her features kindled---
her brow became flushed---her eye glanced wild-fire as she
proceeded---``I demand such an explanation, as a woman basely
slandered has a right to demand from every man who calls
himself a gentleman---as a creature, motherless, friendless, alone
in the world, left to her own guidance and protection, has a
right to require from every being having a happier lot, in the
name of that God who sent them into the world to enjoy, and
her to suffer. You shall not deny me---or,'' she added, looking
solemnly upwards, ``you will rue your denial, if there is justice
for wrong either on earth or in heaven.''
I was utterly astonished at her vehemence, but felt, thus
conjured, that it became my duty to lay aside scrupulous delicacy,
and gave her briefly, but distinctly, the heads of the
information which Rashleigh had conveyed to me.
She sate down and resumed her composure, as soon as I
entered upon the subject, and when I stopped to seek for the
most delicate turn of expression, she repeatedly interrupted me
with ``Go on---pray, go on; the first word which occurs to you
is the plainest, and must be the best. Do not think of my
feelings, but speak as you would to an unconcerned third party.''
Thus urged and encouraged, I stammered through all the
account which Rashleigh had given of her early contract to
marry an Osbaldistone, and of the uncertainty and difficulty of
her choice; and there I would willingly have paused. But
her penetration discovered that there was still something behind,
and even guessed to what it related.
``Well, it was ill-natured of Rashleigh to tell this tale on me.
I am like the poor girl in the fairy tale, who was betrothed in
her cradle to the Black Bear of Norway, but complained chiefly
of being called Bruin's bride by her companions at school. But
besides all this, Rashleigh said something of himself with
relation to me---Did he not?''
``He certainly hinted, that were it not for the idea of supplanting
his brother, he would now, in consequence of his
change of profession, be desirous that the word Rashleigh should
fill up the blank in the dispensation, instead of the word
Thorncliff.''
``Ay? indeed?'' she replied---``was he so very condescending?
---Too much honour for his humble handmaid, Diana Vernon---
And she, I suppose, was to be enraptured with joy could such
a substitute be effected?''
``To confess the truth, he intimated as much, and even
farther insinuated''------
``What?---Let me hear it all!'' she exclaimed, hastily.
``That he had broken off your mutual intimacy, lest it should
have given rise to an affection by which his destination to the
church would not permit him to profit.''
``I am obliged to him for his consideration,'' replied Miss
Vernon, every feature of her fine countenance taxed to express
the most supreme degree of scorn and contempt. She paused
a moment, and then said, with her usual composure, ``There is
but little I have heard from you which I did not expect to
hear, and which I ought not to have expected; because, bating
one circumstance, it is all very true. But as there are some
poisons so active, that a few drops, it is said, will infect a whole
fountain, so there is one falsehood in Rashleigh's communication,
powerful enough to corrupt the whole well in which Truth
herself is said to have dwelt. It is the leading and foul falsehood,
that, knowing Rashleigh as I have reason too well to
know him, any circumstance on earth could make me think of
sharing my lot with him. No,'' she continued with a sort of
inward shuddering that seemed to express involuntary horror,
``any lot rather than that---the sot, the gambler, the bully, the
jockey, the insensate fool, were a thousand times preferable to
Rashleigh:---the convent---the jail---the grave, shall be welcome
before them all.''
There was a sad and melancholy cadence in her voice, corresponding
with the strange and interesting romance of her
situation. So young, so beautiful, so untaught, so much
abandoned to herself, and deprived of all the support which
her sex derives from the countenance and protection of female
friends, and even of that degree of defence which arises from
the forms with which the sex are approached in civilised life,---
it is scarce metaphorical to say, that my heart bled for her.
Yet there was an expression of dignity in her contempt of
ceremony---of upright feeling in her disdain of falsehood---of
firm resolution in the manner in which she contemplated the
dangers by which she was surrounded, which blended my pity
with the warmest admiration. She seemed a princess deserted
by her subjects, and deprived of her power, yet still scorning
those formal regulations of society which are created for persons
of an inferior rank; and, amid her difficulties, relying boldly
and confidently on the justice of Heaven, and the unshaken
constancy of her own mind.
I offered to express the mingled feelings of sympathy and
admiration with which her unfortunate situation and her high
spirit combined to impress me, but she imposed silence on me
at once.
``I told you in jest,'' she said, ``that I disliked compliments
---I now tell you in earnest, that I do not ask sympathy, and
that I despise consolation. What I have borne, I have borne
---What I am to bear I will sustain as I may; no word of
commiseration can make a burden feel one feather's weight
lighter to the slave who must carry it. There is only one
human being who could have assisted me, and that is he who
has rather chosen to add to my embarrassment---Rashleigh
Osbaldistone.---Yes! the time once was that I might have
learned to love that man---But, great God! the purpose for
which he insinuated himself into the confidence of one already
so forlorn---the undeviating and continued assiduity with which
he pursued that purpose from year to year, without one single
momentary pause of remorse or compassion---the purpose for
which he would have converted into poison the food he administered
to my mind---Gracious Providence! what should I have
been in this world, and the next, in body and soul, had I fallen
under the arts of this accomplished villain!''
I was so much struck with the scene of perfidious treachery
which these words disclosed, that I rose from my chair hardly
knowing what I did, laid my hand on the hilt of my sword, and
was about to leave the apartment in search of him on whom I
might discharge my just indignation. Almost breathless, and
with eyes and looks in which scorn and indignation had given
way to the most lively alarm, Miss Vernon threw herself between
me and the door of the apartment.
``Stay!'' she said---``stay!---however just your resentment,
you do not know half the secrets of this fearful prison-house.''
She then glanced her eyes anxiously round the room, and sunk
her voice almost to a whisper---``He bears a charmed life; you
cannot assail him without endangering other lives, and wider
destruction. Had it been otherwise, in some hour of justice he
had hardly been safe, even from this weak hand. I told you,''
she said, motioning me back to my seat, ``that I needed no
comforter. I now tell you I need no avenger.''
I resumed my seat mechanically, musing on what she said,
and recollecting also, what had escaped me in my first glow of
resentment, that I had no title whatever to constitute myself
Miss Vernon's champion. She paused to let her own emotions
and mine subside, and then addressed me with more composure.
``I have already said that there is a mystery connected with
Rashleigh, of a dangerous and fatal nature. Villain as he is.
and as he knows he stands convicted in my eyes, I cannot---
dare not, openly break with or defy him. You also, Mr.
Osbaldistone, must bear with him with patience, foil his artifices
by opposing to them prudence, not violence; and, above all,
you must avoid such scenes as that of last night, which cannot
but give him perilous advantages over you. This caution I
designed to give you, and it was the object with which I desired
this interview; but I have extended my confidence farther than
I proposed.''
I assured her it was not misplaced.
``I do not believe that it is,'' she replied. ``You have that
in your face and manners which authorises trust. Let us continue
to be friends. You need not fear,'' she said, laughing,
while she blushed a little, yet speaking with a free and unembarrassed
voice, ``that friendship with us should prove only a
specious name, as the poet says, for another feeling. I belong,
in habits of thinking and acting, rather to your sex, with which
I have always been brought up, than to my own. Besides, the
fatal veil was wrapt round me in my cradle; for you may easily
believe I have never thought of the detestable condition under
which I may remove it. The time,'' she added, ``for expressing
my final determination is not arrived, and I would fain have
the freedom of wild heath and open air with the other commoners
of nature, as long as I can be permitted to enjoy them.
And now that the passage in Dante is made so clear, pray go
and see what has become of the badger-baiters. My head aches
so much that I cannot join the party.''
I left the library, but not to join the hunters. I felt that a
solitary walk was necessary to compose my spirits before I
again trusted myself in Rashleigh's company, whose depth of
calculating villany had been so strikingly exposed to me. In
Dubourg's family (as he was of the reformed persuasion) I had
heard many a tale of Romish priests who gratified, at the
expense of friendship, hospitality, and the most sacred ties of
social life, those passions, the blameless indulgence of which is
denied by the rules of their order. But the deliberate system
of undertaking the education of a deserted orphan of noble
birth, and so intimately allied to his own family, with the
perfidious purpose of ultimately seducing her, detailed as it was
by the intended victim with all the glow of virtuous resentment,
seemed more atrocious to me than the worst of the tales
I had heard at Bourdeaux, and I felt it would be extremely
difficult for me to meet Rashleigh, and yet to suppress the abhorrence
with which he impressed me. Yet this was absolutely
necessary, not only on account of the mysterious charge which
Diana had given me, but because I had, in reality, no ostensible
ground for quarrelling with him.
I therefore resolved, as far as possible, to meet Rashleigh's
dissimulation with equal caution on my part during our residence
in the same family; and when he should depart for London, I
resolved to give Owen at least such a hint of his character as
might keep him on his guard over my father's interests.
Avarice or ambition, I thought, might have as great, or greater
charms, for a mind constituted like Rashleigh's, than unlawful
pleasure; the energy of his character, and his power of assuming
all seeming good qualities, were likely to procure him a high
degree of confidence, and it was not to be hoped that either
good faith or gratitude would prevent him from abusing it.
The task was somewhat difficult, especially in my circumstances,
since the caution which I threw out might be imputed to
jealousy of my rival, or rather my successor, in my father's
favour. Yet I thought it absolutely necessary to frame such
a letter, leaving it to Owen, who, in his own line, was wary,
prudent, and circumspect, to make the necessary use of his
knowledge of Rashleigh's true character. Such a letter, therefore,
I indited, and despatched to the post-house by the first
opportunity.
At my meeting with Rashleigh, he, as well as I, appeared to
have taken up distant ground, and to be disposed to avoid all
pretext for collision. He was probably conscious that Miss
Vernon's communications had been unfavourable to him, though
he could not know that they extended to discovering his meditated
villany towards her. Our intercourse, therefore, was
reserved on both sides, and turned on subjects of little interest.
Indeed, his stay at Osbaldistone Hall did not exceed a few days
after this period, during which I only remarked two circumstances
respecting him. The first was the rapid and almost
intuitive manner in which his powerful and active mind seized
upon and arranged the elementary principles necessary to his
new profession, which he now studied hard, and occasionally
made parade of his progress, as if to show me how light it was
for him to lift the burden which I had flung down from very
weariness and inability to carry it. The other remarkable
circumstance was, that, notwithstanding the injuries with which
Miss Vernon charged Rashleigh, they had several private interviews
together of considerable length, although their bearing
towards each other in public did not seem more cordial than
usual.
When the day of Rashleigh's departure arrived, his father
bade him farewell with indifference; his brothers with the ill-concealed
glee of school-boys who see their task-master depart
for a season, and feel a joy which they dare not express; and I
myself with cold politeness. When he approached Miss Vernon,
and would have saluted her she drew back with a look of
haughty disdain; but said, as she extended her hand to him,
``Farewell, Rashleigh; God reward you for the good you have
done, and forgive you for the evil you have meditated.''
``Amen, my fair cousin,'' he replied, with an air of sanctity,
which belonged, I thought, to the seminary of Saint Omers;
``happy is he whose good intentions have borne fruit in deeds,
and whose evil thoughts have perished in the blossom.''
These were his parting words. ``Accomplished hypocrite!''
said Miss Vernon to me, as the door closed behind him---``how
nearly can what we most despise and hate, approach in outward
manner to that which we most venerate!''
I had written to my father by Rashleigh, and also a few
lines to Owen, besides the confidential letter which I have
already mentioned, and which I thought it more proper and
prudent to despatch by another conveyance. In these epistles,
it would have been natural for me to have pointed out to my
father and my friend, that I was at present in a situation where
I could improve myself in no respect, unless in the mysteries of
hunting and hawking; and where I was not unlikely to forget,
in the company of rude grooms and horse-boys, any useful
knowledge or elegant accomplishments which I had hitherto
acquired. It would also have been natural that I should have
expressed the disgust and tedium which I was likely to feel
among beings whose whole souls were centred in field-sports
or more degrading pastimes---that I should have complained of
the habitual intemperance of the family in which I was a guest,
and the difficulty and almost resentment with which my uncle,
Sir Hildebrand, received any apology for deserting the bottle.
This last, indeed, was a topic on which my father, himself a
man of severe temperance, was likely to be easily alarmed, and
to have touched upon this spring would to a certainty have
opened the doors of my prison-house, and would either have
been the means of abridging my exile, or at least would have
procured me a change of residence during my rustication.
I say, my dear Tresham, that, considering how very unpleasant
a prolonged residence at Osbaldistone Hall must have
been to a young man of my age, and with my habits, it might
have seemed very natural that I should have pointed out all
these disadvantages to my father, in order to obtain his consent
for leaving my uncle's mansion. Nothing, however, is more
certain, than that I did not say a single word to this purpose
in my letters to my father and Owen. If Osbaldistone Hall
had been Athens in all its pristine glory of learning, and inhabited
by sages, heroes, and poets, I could not have expressed
less inclination to leave it.
If thou hast any of the salt of youth left in thee, Tresham,
thou wilt be at no loss to account for my silence on a topic
seemingly so obvious. Miss Vernon's extreme beauty, of which
she herself seemed so little conscious---her romantic and mysterious
situation---the evils to which she was exposed---the courage
with which she seemed to face them---her manners, more frank
than belonged to her sex, yet, as it seemed to me, exceeding
in frankness only from the dauntless consciousness of her
innocence,---above all, the obvious and flattering distinction
which she made in my favour over all other persons, were at
once calculated to interest my best feelings, to excite my curiosity,
awaken my imagination, and gratify my vanity. I dared
not, indeed, confess to myself the depth of the interest with
which Miss Vernon inspired me, or the large share which she
occupied in my thoughts. We read together, walked together,
rode together, and sate together. The studies which she had
broken off upon her quarrel with Rashleigh, she now resumed,
under the auspices of a tutor whose views were more sincere,
though his capacity was far more limited.
In truth, I was by no means qualified to assist her in the
prosecution of several profound studies which she had commenced
with Rashleigh, and which appeared to me more fitted
for a churchman than for a beautiful female. Neither can I
conceive with what view he should have engaged Diana in the
gloomy maze of casuistry which schoolmen called philosophy,
or in the equally abstruse though more certain sciences of
mathematics and astronomy; unless it were to break down and
confound in her mind the difference and distinction between
the sexes, and to habituate her to trains of subtle reasoning,
by which he might at his own time invest that which is wrong
with the colour of that which is right. It was in the same
spirit, though in the latter case the evil purpose was more
obvious, that the lessons of Rashleigh had encouraged Miss
Vernon in setting at nought and despising the forms and ceremonial
limits which are drawn round females in modern
society. It is true, she was sequestrated from all female company,
and could not learn the usual rules of decorum, either
from example or precept; yet such was her innate modesty,
and accurate sense of what was right and wrong, that she would
not of herself have adopted the bold uncompromising manner
which struck me with so much surprise on our first acquaintance,
had she not been led to conceive that a contempt of
ceremony indicated at once superiority of understanding and
the confidence of conscious innocence. Her wily instructor had,
no doubt, his own views in levelling those outworks which
reserve and caution erect around virtue. But for these, and
for his other crimes, he has long since answered at a higher
tribunal.
Besides the progress which Miss Vernon, whose powerful
mind readily adopted every means of information offered to it,
had made in more abstract science, I found her no contemptible
linguist, and well acquainted both with ancient and modern
literature. Were it not that strong talents will often go farthest
when they seem to have least assistance, it would be almost
incredible to tell the rapidity of Miss Vernon's progress in
knowledge; and it was still more extraordinary, when her
stock of mental acquisitions from books was compared with
her total ignorance of actual life. It seemed as if she saw and
knew everything, except what passed in the world around her;
---and I believe it was this very ignorance and simplicity of
thinking upon ordinary subjects, so strikingly contrasted with
her fund of general knowledge and information, which rendered
her conversation so irresistibly fascinating, and rivetted the
attention to whatever she said or did; since it was absolutely
impossible to anticipate whether her next word or action was
to display the most acute perception, or the most profound
simplicity. The degree of danger which necessarily attended
a youth of my age and keen feelings from remaining in close
and constant intimacy with an object so amiable, and so peculiarly
interesting, all who remember their own sentiments at
my age may easily estimate.
Yon lamp its line of quivering light
Shoots from my lady's bower;
But why should Beauty's lamp be bright
At midnight's lonely hour?
OLD BALLAD.
The mode of life at Osbaldistone Hall was too uniform to admit
of description. Diana Vernon and I enjoyed much of our time
in our mutual studies; the rest of the family killed theirs in
such sports and pastimes as suited the seasons, in which we also
took a share. My uncle was a man of habits, and by habit
became so much accustomed to my presence and mode of life,
that, upon the whole, he was rather fond of me than otherwise.
I might probably have risen yet higher in his good graces, had
I employed the same arts for that purpose which were used by
Rashleigh, who, availing himself of his father's disinclination
to business, had gradually insinuated himself into the management
of his property. But although I readily gave my uncle
the advantage of my pen and my arithmetic so often as he
desired to correspond with a neighbour, or settle with a tenant,
and was, in so far, a more useful inmate in his family than any
of his sons, yet I was not willing to oblige Sir Hildebrand by
relieving him entirely from the management of his own affairs;
so that, while the good knight admitted that nevoy Frank was
a steady, handy lad, he seldom failed to remark in the same
breath, that he did not think he should ha' missed Rashleigh
so much as he was like to do.
As it is particularly unpleasant to reside in a family where
we are at variance with any part of it, I made some efforts to
overcome the ill-will which my cousins entertained against me.
I exchanged my laced hat for a jockey-cap, and made some
progress in their opinion; I broke a young colt in a manner
which carried me further into their good graces. A bet or two
opportunely lost to Dickon, and an extra health pledged with
Percie, placed me on an easy and familiar footing with all the
young squires, except Thorncliff.
I have already noticed the dislike entertained against me by
this young fellow, who, as he had rather more sense, had also a
much worse temper, than any of his brethren. Sullen, dogged,
and quarrelsome, he regarded my residence at Osbaldistone Hall
as an intrusion, and viewed with envious and jealous eyes my intimacy
with Diana Vernon, whom the effect proposed to be given
to a certain family-compact assigned to him as an intended spouse.
That he loved her, could scarcely be said, at least without much
misapplication of the word; but he regarded her as something
appropriated to himself, and resented internally the interference
which he knew not how to prevent or interrupt. I attempted
a tone of conciliation towards Thorncliff on several occasions;
but he rejected my advances with a manner about as gracious as
that of a growling mastiff, when the animal shuns and resents a
stranger's attempts to caress him. I therefore abandoned him
to his ill-humour, and gave myself no further trouble about the
matter.
Such was the footing upon which I stood with the family
at Osbaldistone Hall; but I ought to mention another of its
inmates with whom I occasionally held some discourse. This
was Andrew Fairservice, the gardener who (since he had discovered
that I was a Protestant) rarely suffered me to pass him
without proffering his Scotch mull for a social pinch. There
were several advantages attending this courtesy. In the first
place, it was made at no expense, for I never took snuff; and
secondly, it afforded an excellent apology to Andrew (who was
not particularly fond of hard labour) for laying aside his spade
for several minutes. But, above all, these brief interviews gave
Andrew an opportunity of venting the news he had collected,
or the satirical remarks which his shrewd northern humour suggested.
``I am saying, sir,'' he said to me one evening, with a face
obviously charged with intelligence, ``I hae been down at the
Trinlay-knowe.''
``Well, Andrew, and I suppose you heard some news at the
alehouse?''
``Na, sir; I never gang to the yillhouse---that is unless ony
neighbour was to gie me a pint, or the like o' that; but to gang
there on ane's ain coat-tail, is a waste o' precious time and hard-won
siller.---But I was doun at the Trinlay-knowe, as I was
saying, about a wee bit business o' my ain wi' Mattie Simpson,
that wants a forpit or twa o' peers that will never be missed in
the Ha'-house---and when we were at the thrangest o' our
bargain, wha suld come in but Pate Macready the travelling
merchant?''
``Pedlar, I suppose you mean?''
``E'en as your honour likes to ca' him; but it's a creditable
calling and a gainfu', and has been lang in use wi' our folk.
Pate's a far-awa cousin o' mine, and we were blythe to meet wi'
ane anither.''
``And you went and had a jug of ale together, I suppose,
Andrew?---For Heaven's sake, cut short your story.''
``Bide a wee---bide a wee; you southrons are aye in sic a
hurry, and this is something concerns yourself, an ye wad tak
patience to hear't---Yill?---deil a drap o' yill did Pate offer me;
but Mattie gae us baith a drap skimmed milk, and ane o' her
thick ait jannocks, that was as wat and raw as a divot. O for
the bonnie girdle cakes o' the north!---and sae we sat doun and
took out our clavers.''
``I wish you would take them out just now. Pray, tell me
the news, if you have got any worth telling, for I can't stop
here all night.''
``Than, if ye maun hae't, the folk in Lunnun are a' clean wud
about this bit job in the north here.''
``Clean wood! what's that?''
``Ou, just real daft---neither to haud nor to bind---a' hirdy-girdy
---clean through ither---the deil's ower Jock Wabster.''
``But what does all this mean? or what business have I with
the devil or Jack Webster?''
``Umph!'' said Andrew, looking extremely knowing, ``it's
just because---just that the dirdum's a' about yon man's pokmanty.''
``Whose portmanteau? or what do you mean?''
``Ou, just the man Morris's, that he said he lost yonder: but
if it's no your honour's affair, as little is it mine; and I mauna
lose this gracious evening.''
And, as if suddenly seized with a violent fit of industry,
Andrew began to labour most diligently.
My attention, as the crafty knave had foreseen, was now
arrested, and unwilling, at the same time, to acknowledge any
particular interest in that affair, by asking direct questions, I
stood waiting till the spirit of voluntary communication should
again prompt him to resume his story. Andrew dug on manfully,
and spoke at intervals, but nothing to the purpose of
Mr. Macready's news; and I stood and listened, cursing him in
my heart, and desirous at the same time to see how long his
humour of contradiction would prevail over his desire of
speaking upon the subject which was obviously uppermost in
his mind.
``Am trenching up the sparry-grass, and am gaun to saw
some Misegun beans; they winna want them to their swine's
flesh, I'se warrant---muckle gude may it do them. And siclike
dung as the grieve has gien me!---it should be wheat-strae, or
aiten at the warst o't, and it's pease dirt, as fizzenless as chuckie-stanes.
But the huntsman guides a' as he likes about the stable-yard,
and he's selled the best o' the litter, I'se warrant. But,
howsoever, we mauna lose a turn o' this Saturday at e'en, for
the wather's sair broken, and if there's a fair day in seven,
Sunday's sure to come and lick it up---Howsomever, I'm no
denying that it may settle, if it be Heaven's will, till Monday
morning,---and what's the use o' my breaking my back at this
rate?---I think, I'll e'en awa' hame, for yon's the curfew, as they
ca' their jowing-in bell.''
Accordingly, applying both his hands to his spade, he pitched
it upright in the trench which he had been digging and, looking
at me with the air of superiority of one who knows himself
possessed of important information, which he may communicate
or refuse at his pleasure, pulled down the sleeves of his shirt,
and walked slowly towards his coat, which lay carefully folded
up upon a neighbouring garden-seat.
``I must pay the penalty of having interrupted the tiresome
rascal,'' thought I to myself, ``and even gratify Mr. Fairservice
by taking his communication on his own terms.'' Then raising
my voice, I addressed him,---``And after all, Andrew, what are
these London news you had from your kinsman, the travelling
merchant?''
``The pedlar, your honour means?'' retorted Andrew---``but
ca' him what ye wull, they're a great convenience in a country-side
that's scant o' borough-towns like this Northumberland---
That's no the case, now, in Scotland;---there's the kingdom of
Fife, frae Culross to the East Nuik, it's just like a great combined
city---sae mony royal boroughs yoked on end to end, like
ropes of ingans, with their hie-streets and their booths, nae
doubt, and their kraemes, and houses of stane and lime and fore-stairs---
Kirkcaldy, the sell o't, is langer than ony town in England.''
``I daresay it is all very splendid and very fine---but you were
talking of the London news a little while ago, Andrew.''
``Ay,'' replied Andrew; ``but I dinna think your honour
cared to hear about them---Howsoever'' (he continued, grinning
a ghastly smile), ``Pate Macready does say, that they are sair
mistrysted yonder in their Parliament House about this rubbery
o' Mr. Morris, or whatever they ca' the chiel.''
``In the House of Parliament, Andrew!---how came they to
mention it there?''
``Ou, that's just what I said to Pate; if it like your honour,
I'll tell you the very words; it's no worth making a lie for the
matter---`Pate,' said I, `what ado had the lords and lairds and
gentles at Lunnun wi' the carle and his walise?---When we
had a Scotch Parliament, Pate,' says I (and deil rax their
thrapples that reft us o't!) `they sate dousely down and made
laws for a haill country and kinrick, and never fashed their
beards about things that were competent to the judge ordinar
o' the bounds; but I think,' said I, `that if ae kailwife pou'd aff
her neighbour's mutch they wad hae the twasome o' them into
the Parliament House o' Lunnun. It's just,' said I, `amaist as
silly as our auld daft laird here and his gomerils o' sons, wi' his
huntsmen and his hounds, and his hunting cattle and horns,
riding haill days after a bit beast that winna weigh sax punds
when they hae catched it.' ''
``You argued most admirably, Andrew,'' said I, willing to
encourage him to get into the marrow of his intelligence; ``and
what said Pate?''
``Ou,'' he said, ``what better could be expected of a wheen
pock-pudding English folk?---But as to the robbery, it's like
that when they're a' at the thrang o' their Whig and Tory wark,
and ca'ing ane anither, like unhanged blackguards---up gets ae
lang-tongued chield, and he says, that a' the north of England
were rank Jacobites (and, quietly, he wasna far wrang maybe),
and that they had levied amaist open war, and a king's messenger
had been stoppit and rubbit on the highway, and that
the best bluid o' Northumberland had been at the doing o't---
and mickle gowd ta'en aff him, and mony valuable papers;
and that there was nae redress to be gotten by remeed of law
for the first justice o' the peace that the rubbit man gaed
to, he had fund the twa loons that did the deed birling and
drinking wi' him, wha but they; and the justice took the word
o' the tane for the compearance o' the tither; and that they
e'en gae him leg-bail, and the honest man that had lost his
siller was fain to leave the country for fear that waur had come
of it.''
``Can this be really true?'' said I.
``Pate swears it's as true as that his ellwand is a yard lang---
(and so it is, just bating an inch, that it may meet the English
measure)---And when the chield had said his warst, there was
a terrible cry for names, and out comes he wi' this man Morris's
name, and your uncle's, and Squire Inglewood's, and other folk's
beside'' (looking sly at me)---``And then another dragon o' a
chield got up on the other side, and said, wad they accuse the
best gentleman in the land on the oath of a broken coward?---
for it's like that Morris had been drummed out o' the army for
rinning awa in Flanders; and he said, it was like the story had
been made up between the minister and him or ever he had
left Lunnun; and that, if there was to be a search-warrant
granted, he thought the siller wad be fund some gate near to
St. James's Palace. Aweel, they trailed up Morris to their bar,
as they ca't, to see what he could say to the job; but the folk
that were again him, gae him sic an awfu' throughgaun about
his rinnin' awa, and about a' the ill he had ever dune or said
for a' the forepart o' his life, that Patie says he looked mair
like ane dead than living; and they cou'dna get a word o' sense
out o' him, for downright fright at their growling and routing.
He maun be a saft sap, wi' a head nae better than a fozy frosted
turnip---it wad hae ta'en a hantle o' them to scaur Andrew
Fairservice out o' his tale.''
``And how did it all end, Andrew? did your friend happen
to learn?''
``Ou, ay; for as his walk is in this country, Pate put aff his
journey for the space of a week or thereby, because it wad be
acceptable to his customers to bring down the news. It's just
a' gaed aft like moonshine in water. The fallow that began it
drew in his horns, and said, that though he believed the man
had been rubbit, yet he acknowledged he might hae been
mista'en about the particulars. And then the other chield got
up, and said, he caredna whether Morris was rubbed or no,
provided it wasna to become a stain on ony gentleman's honour
and reputation, especially in the north of England; for, said he
before them, I come frae the north mysell, and I carena a
boddle wha kens it. And this is what they ca' explaining---the
tane gies up a bit, and the tither gies up a bit, and a' friends
again. Aweel, after the Commons' Parliament had tuggit, and
rived, and rugged at Morris and his rubbery till they were tired
o't, the Lords' Parliament they behoved to hae their spell o't.
In puir auld Scotland's Parliament they a' sate thegither, cheek
by choul, and than they didna need to hae the same blethers
twice ower again. But till't their lordships went wi' as muckle
teeth and gude-will, as if the matter had been a' speck and span
new. Forbye, there was something said about ane Campbell,
that suld hae been concerned in the rubbery, mair or less, and
that he suld hae had a warrant frae the Duke of Argyle, as a
testimonial o' his character. And this put MacCallum More's
beard in a bleize, as gude reason there was; and he gat up wi' an
unco bang, and garr'd them a' look about them, and wad ram
it even doun their throats, there was never ane o' the Campbells
but was as wight, wise, warlike, and worthy trust, as auld Sir
John the Graeme. Now, if your honour's sure ye arena a drap's
bluid a-kin to a Campbell, as I am nane mysell, sae far as I
can count my kin, or hae had it counted to me, I'll gie ye my
mind on that matter.''
``You may be assured I have no connection whatever with
any gentleman of the name.''
``Ou, than we may speak it quietly amang oursells. There's
baith gude and bad o' the Campbells, like other names, But
this MacCallum More has an unco sway and say baith, amang
the grit folk at Lunnun even now; for he canna preceesely be
said to belang to ony o' the twa sides o' them, sae deil any o'
them likes to quarrel wi' him; sae they e'en voted Morris's tale
a fause calumnious libel, as they ca't, and if he hadna gien
them leg-bail, he was likely to hae ta'en the air on the pillory
for leasing-making.''
So speaking, honest Andrew collected his dibbles, spades, and
hoes, and threw them into a wheel-barrow,---leisurely, however,
and allowing me full time to put any further questions which
might occur to me before he trundled them off to the tool-house,
there to repose during the ensuing day. I thought
it best to speak out at once, lest this meddling fellow should
suppose there were more weighty reasons for my silence than
actually existed.
``I should like to see this countryman of yours, Andrew
and to hear his news from himself directly. You have probably
heard that I had some trouble from the impertinent folly
of this man Morris'' (Andrew grinned a most significant grin),
``and I should wish to see your cousin the merchant, to ask
him the particulars of what he heard in London, if it could be
done without much trouble.''
``Naething mair easy,'' Andrew observed; ``he had but to
hint to his cousin that I wanted a pair or twa o' hose, and he
wad be wi' me as fast as he could lay leg to the grund.''
``O yes, assure him I shall be a customer; and as the night
is, as you say, settled and fair, I shall walk in the garden until
he comes; the moon will soon rise over the fells. You may
bring him to the little back-gate; and I shall have pleasure,
in the meanwhile, in looking on the bushes and evergreens by
the bright frosty moonlight.''
``Vara right, vara right---that's what I hae aften said; a
kail-blade, or a colliflour, glances sae glegly by moonlight, it's
like a leddy in her diamonds.''
So saying, off went Andrew Fairservice with great glee. He
had to walk about two miles, a labour he undertook with the
greatest pleasure, in order to secure to his kinsman the sale of
some articles of his trade, though it is probable he would not
have given him sixpence to treat him to a quart of ale. ``The
good will of an Englishman would have displayed itself in a
manner exactly the reverse of Andrew's,'' thought I, as I paced
along the smooth-cut velvet walks, which, embowered with
high, hedges of yew and of holly, intersected the ancient garden
of Osbaldistone Hall.
As I turned to retrace my steps, it was natural that I should
lift up my eyes to the windows of the old library; which, small
in size, but several in number, stretched along the second story
of that side of the house which now faced me. Light glanced
from their casements. I was not surprised at this, for I knew
Miss Vernon often sat there of an evening, though from motives
of delicacy I put a strong restraint upon myself, and never
sought to join her at a time when I knew, all the rest of
the family being engaged for the evening, our interviews
must necessarily have been strictly te^te-a`-te^te. In the mornings
we usually read together in the same room; but then it often
happened that one or other of our cousins entered to seek some
parchment duodecimo that could be converted into a fishing-book,
despite its gildings and illumination, or to tell us of some
``sport toward,'' or from mere want of knowing where else to
dispose of themselves. In short, in the mornings the library
was a sort of public room, where man and woman might meet
as on neutral ground. In the evening it was very different
and bred in a country where much attention is paid, or was at
least then paid, to biense'ance, I was desirous to think for Miss
Vernon concerning those points of propriety where her experience
did not afford her the means of thinking for herself. I made
her therefore comprehend, as delicately as I could, that when
we had evening lessons, the presence of a third party was proper.
Miss Vernon first laughed, then blushed, and was disposed
to be displeased; and then, suddenly checking herself, said, ``I
believe you are very right; and when I feel inclined to be a
very busy scholar, I will bribe old Martha with a cup of tea to
sit by me and be my screen.''
Martha, the old housekeeper, partook of the taste of the
family at the Hall. A toast and tankard would have pleased
her better than all the tea in China. However, as the use of
this beverage was then confined to the higher ranks, Martha
felt some vanity in being asked to partake of it; and by dint
of a great deal of sugar, many words scarce less sweet, and
abundance of toast and butter, she was sometimes prevailed
upon to give us her countenance. On other occasions, the servants
almost unanimously shunned the library after nightfall,
because it was their foolish pleasure to believe that it lay on
the haunted side of the house. The more timorous had seen
sights and heard sounds there when all the rest of the house
was quiet; and even the young squires were far from having
any wish to enter these formidable precincts after nightfall
without necessity.
That the library had at one time been a favourite resource
of Rashleigh---that a private door out of one side of it communicated
with the sequestered and remote apartment which
he chose for himself, rather increased than disarmed the terrors
which the household had for the dreaded library of Osbaldistone
Hall. His extensive information as to what passed in the
world---his profound knowledge of science of every kind---a few
physical experiments which he occasionally showed off, were, in
a house of so much ignorance and bigotry, esteemed good
reasons for supposing him endowed with powers over the
spiritual world. He understood Greek, Latin, and Hebrew;
and, therefore, according to the apprehension, and in the phrase
of his brother Wilfred, needed not to care ``for ghaist or bar-ghaist,
devil or dobbie.'' Yea, the servants persisted that they
had heard him hold conversations in the library, when every
varsal soul in the family were gone to bed; and that he spent
the night in watching for bogles, and the morning in sleeping in
his bed, when he should have been heading the hounds like a
true Osbaldistone.
All these absurd rumours I had heard in broken hints and
imperfect sentences, from which I was left to draw the inference;
and, as easily may be supposed, I laughed them to scorn. But
the extreme solitude to which this chamber of evil fame was
committed every night after curfew time, was an additional
reason why I should not intrude on Miss Vernon when she chose
to sit there in the evening.
To resume what I was saying,---I was not surprised to see a
glimmering of light from the library windows: but I was a little
struck when I distinctly perceived the shadows of two persons
pass along and intercept the light from the first of the windows,
throwing the casement for a moment into shade. ``It must be
old Martha,'' thought I, ``whom Diana has engaged to be her
companion for the evening; or I must have been mistaken,
and taken Diana's shadow for a second person. No, by Heaven!
it appears on the second window,---two figures distinctly traced;
and now it is lost again---it is seen on the third---on the fourth
---the darkened forms of two persons distinctly seen in each
window as they pass along the room, betwixt the windows and
the lights. Whom can Diana have got for a companion?''---
The passage of the shadows between the lights and the casements
was twice repeated, as if to satisfy me that my observation
served me truly; after which the lights were extinguished,
and the shades, of course, were seen no more.
Trifling as this circumstance was, it occupied my mind for a
considerable time. I did not allow myself to suppose that my
friendship for Miss Vernon had any directly selfish view; yet
it is incredible the displeasure I felt at the idea of her admitting
any one to private interviews, at a time, and in a place, where,
for her own sake, I had been at some trouble to show her that
it was improper for me to meet with her.
``Silly, romping, incorrigible girl!'' said I to myself, ``on
whom all good advice and delicacy are thrown away! I have
been cheated by the simplicity of her manner, which I suppose
she can assume just as she could a straw bonnet, were it the
fashion, for the mere sake of celebrity. I suppose, notwithstanding
the excellence of her understanding, the society of half
a dozen of clowns to play at whisk and swabbers would give
her more pleasure than if Ariosto himself were to awake from
the dead.''
This reflection came the more powerfully across my mind,
because, having mustered up courage to show to Diana my
version of the first books of Ariosto, I had requested her to invite
Martha to a tea-party in the library that evening, to which
arrangement Miss Vernon had refused her consent, alleging
some apology which I thought frivolous at the time. I had
not long speculated on this disagreeable subject, when the back
garden-door opened, and the figures of Andrew and his country-man---
bending under his pack---crossed the moonlight alley, and
called my attention elsewhere.
I found Mr. Macready, as I expected, a tough, sagacious,
long-headed Scotchman, and a collector of news both from choice
and profession. He was able to give me a distinct account of
what had passed in the House of Commons and House of Lords
on the affair of Morris, which, it appears, had been made by both
parties a touchstone to ascertain the temper of the Parliament.
It appeared also, that, as I had learned from Andrew, by second
hand, the ministry had proved too weak to support a story
involving the character of men of rank and importance, and
resting upon the credit of a person of such indifferent fame as
Morris, who was, moreover, confused and contradictory in his
mode of telling the story. Macready was even able to supply
me with a copy of a printed journal, or News-Letter, seldom
extending beyond the capital, in which the substance of the
debate was mentioned; and with a copy of the Duke of Argyle's
speech, printed upon a broadside, of which he had purchased
several from the hawkers, because, he said, it would be a saleable
article on the north of the Tweed. The first was a meagre
statement, full of blanks and asterisks, and which added little
or nothing to the information I had from the Scotchman; and
the Duke's speech, though spirited and eloquent, contained
chiefly a panegyric on his country, his family, and his clan, with
a few compliments, equally sincere, perhaps, though less glowing,
which he took so favourable an opportunity of paying to himself.
I could not learn whether my own reputation had been directly
implicated, although I perceived that the honour of my uncle's
family had been impeached, and that this person Campbell,
stated by Morris to have been the most active robber of the two
by whom he was assailed, was said by him to have appeared in
the behalf of a Mr. Osbaldistone, and by the connivance of the
Justice procured his liberation. In this particular, Morris's
story jumped with my own suspicions, which had attached to
Campbell from the moment I saw him appear at Justice Inglewood's.
Vexed upon the whole, as well as perplexed, with
this extraordinary story, I dismissed the two Scotchmen, after
making some purchases from Macready, and a small compliment
to Fairservice, and retired to my own apartment to consider
what I ought to do in defence of my character thus publicly
attacked.
After exhausting a sleepless night in meditating on the intelligence
I had received, I was at first inclined to think that I
ought, as speedily as possible, to return to London, and by my
open appearance repel the calumny which had been spread
against me. But I hesitated to take this course on recollection
of my father's disposition, singularly absolute in his decisions as
to all that concerned his family. He was most able, certainly,
from experience, to direct what I ought to do, and from his
acquaintance with the most distinguished Whigs then in power,
had influence enough to obtain a hearing for my cause. So,
upon the whole, I judged it most safe to state my whole story
in the shape of a narrative, addressed to my father; and as the
ordinary opportunities of intercourse between the Hall and the
post-town recurred rarely, I determined to ride to the town,
which was about ten miles' distance, and deposit my letter in
the post-office with my own hands.
Indeed I began to think it strange that though several weeks
had elapsed since my departure from home, I had received no
letter, either from my father or Owen, although Rashleigh had
written to Sir Hildebrand of his safe arrival in London, and of
the kind reception he had met with from his uncle. Admitting
that I might have been to blame, I did not deserve, in my own
opinion at least, to be so totally forgotten by my father; and I
thought my present excursion might have the effect of bringing
a letter from him to hand more early than it would otherwise
have reached me. But before concluding my letter concerning
the affair of Morris, I failed not to express my earnest hope and
wish that my father would honour me with a few lines, were it
but to express his advice and commands in an affair of some
difficulty, and where my knowledge of life could not be supposed
adequate to my own guidance. I found it impossible to prevail
on myself to urge my actual return to London as a place of
residence, and I disguised my unwillingness to do so under
apparent submission to my father's will, which, as I imposed it
on myself as a sufficient reason for not urging my final departure
from Osbaldistone Hall, would, I doubted not, be received as
such by my parent. But I begged permission to come to London,
for a short time at least, to meet and refute the infamous
calumnies which had been circulated concerning me in so public
a manner. Having made up my packet, in which my earnest
desire to vindicate my character was strangely blended with reluctance
to quit my present place of residence, I rode over to
the post-town, and deposited my letter in the office. By doing
so, I obtained possession, somewhat earlier than I should otherwise
have done, of the following letter from my friend Mr.
Owen:---
``Dear Mr. Francis,
``Yours received per favour of Mr. R. Osbaldistone, and note
the contents. Shall do Mr. R. O. such civilities as are in my
power, and have taken him to see the Bank and Custom-house.
He seems a sober, steady young gentleman, and takes to business;
so will be of service to the firm. Could have wished another
person had turned his mind that way; but God's will be done.
As cash may be scarce in those parts, have to trust you will excuse
my enclosing a goldsmith's bill at six days' sight, on Messrs.
Hooper and Girder of Newcastle, for L100, which I doubt not
will be duly honoured.---I remain, as in duty bound, dear Mr.
Frank, your very respectful and obedient servant,
``Joseph Owen.
``Postscriptum.---Hope you will advise the above coming safe
to hand. Am sorry we have so few of yours. Your father says
he is as usual, but looks poorly.''
From this epistle, written in old Owen's formal style, I was
rather surprised to observe that he made no acknowledgment
of that private letter which I had written to him, with a view
to possess him of Rashleigh's real character, although, from the
course of post, it seemed certain that he ought to have received
it. Yet I had sent it by the usual conveyance from the Hall,
and had no reason to suspect that it could miscarry upon the
road. As it comprised matters of great importance both to my
father and to myself, I sat down in the post-office and again
wrote to Owen, recapitulating the heads of my former letter, and
requesting to know, in course of post, if it had reached him in
safety. I also acknowledged the receipt of the bill, and promised
to make use of the contents if I should have any occasion for
money. I thought, indeed, it was odd that my father should
leave the care of supplying my necessities to his clerk; but I
concluded it was a matter arranged between them. At any
rate, Owen was a bachelor, rich in his way, and passionately
attached to me, so that I had no hesitation in being obliged to
him for a small sum, which I resolved to consider as a loan, to
be returned with my earliest ability, in case it was not previously
repaid by my father; and I expressed myself to this purpose to
Mr. Owen. A shopkeeper in a little town, to whom the post-master
directed me, readily gave me in gold the amount of my
bill on Messrs. Hooper and Girder, so that I returned to Osbaldistone
Hall a good deal richer than I had set forth. This recruit
to my finances was not a matter of indifference to me, as
I was necessarily involved in some expenses at Osbaldistone
Hall; and I had seen, with some uneasy impatience, that the
sum which my travelling expenses had left unexhausted at my
arrival there was imperceptibly diminishing. This source of
anxiety was for the present removed. On my arrival at the
Hall I found that Sir Hildebrand and all his offspring had
gone down to the little hamlet, called Trinlay-knowes, ``to see,''
as Andrew Fairservice expressed it, ``a wheen midden cocks
pike ilk ither's barns out.''
``It is indeed a brutal amusement, Andrew; I suppose you
have none such in Scotland?''
``Na, na,'' answered Andrew boldly; then shaded away his
negative with, ``unless it be on Fastern's-e'en, or the like o'
that---But indeed it's no muckle matter what the folk do to the
midden pootry, for they had siccan a skarting and scraping in
the yard, that there's nae getting a bean or pea keepit for them.
---But I am wondering what it is that leaves that turret-door
open;---now that Mr. Rashleigh's away, it canna be him, I
trow.''
The turret-door to which he alluded opened to the garden at
the bottom of a winding stair, leading down from Mr. Rashleigh's
apartment. This, as I have already mentioned, was situated
in a sequestered part of the house, communicating with the
library by a private entrance, and by another intricate and dark
vaulted passage with the rest of the house. A long narrow
turf walk led, between two high holly hedges, from the turret-door
to a little postern in the wall of the garden. By means of
these communications Rashleigh, whose movements were very
independent of those of the rest of his family, could leave the
Hall or return to it at pleasure, without his absence or presence
attracting any observation. But during his absence the stair
and the turret-door were entirely disused, and this made Andrew's
observation somewhat remarkable.
``Have you often observed that door open?'' was my question.
``No just that often neither; but I hae noticed it ance or
twice. I'm thinking it maun hae been the priest, Father
Vaughan, as they ca' him. Ye'll no catch ane o' the servants
gauging up that stair, puir frightened heathens that they are,
for fear of bogles and brownies, and lang-nebbit things frae the
neist warld. But Father Vaughan thinks himself a privileged
person---set him up and lay him down!---I'se be caution the
warst stibbler that ever stickit a sermon out ower the Tweed
yonder, wad lay a ghaist twice as fast as him, wi' his holy water
and his idolatrous trinkets. I dinna believe he speaks gude
Latin neither; at least he disna take me up when I tell him
the learned names o' the plants.''
Of Father Vaughan, who divided his time and his ghostly
care between Osbaldistone Hall and about half a dozen mansions
of Catholic gentlemen in the neighbourhood, I have as
yet said nothing, for I had seen but little. He was aged about
sixty---of a good family, as I was given to understand, in the
north---of a striking and imposing presence, grave in his exterior,
and much respected among the Catholics of Northumberland as
a worthy and upright man. Yet Father Vaughan did not altogether
lack those peculiarities which distinguish his order.
There hung about him an air of mystery, which, in Protestant
eyes, savoured of priestcraft. The natives (such they might be
well termed) of Osbaldistone Hall looked up to him with much
more fear, or at least more awe, than affection. His condemnation
of their revels was evident, from their being discontinued
in some measure when the priest was a resident at the Hall.
Even Sir Hildebrand himself put some restraint upon his conduct
at such times, which, perhaps, rendered Father Vaughan's
presence rather irksome than otherwise. He had the well-bred,
insinuating, and almost flattering address peculiar to the clergy
of his persuasion, especially in England, where the lay Catholic,
hemmed in by penal laws, and by the restrictions of his sect
and recommendation of his pastor, often exhibits a reserved, and
almost a timid manner in the society of Protestants; while the
priest, privileged by his order to mingle with persons of all
creeds, is open, alert, and liberal in his intercourse with them,
desirous of popularity, and usually skilful in the mode of obtaining
it.
Father Vaughan was a particular acquaintance of Rashleigh's,
otherwise, in all probability, he would scarce have been able to
maintain his footing at Osbaldistone Hall. This gave me no
desire to cultivate his intimacy, nor did he seem to make any
advances towards mine; so our occasional intercourse was confined
to the exchange of mere civility. I considered it as extremely
probable that Mr. Vaughan might occupy Rashleigh's
apartment during his occasional residence at the Hall; and his
profession rendered it likely that he should occasionally be a
tenant of the library. Nothing was more probable than that
it might have been his candle which had excited my attention
on a preceding evening. This led me involuntarily to recollect
that the intercourse between Miss Vernon and the priest was
marked with something like the same mystery which characterised
her communications with Rashleigh. I had never heard
her mention Vaughan's name, or even allude to him, excepting
on the occasion of our first meeting, when she mentioned the
old priest and Rashleigh as the only conversable beings, besides
herself, in Osbaldistone Hall. Yet although silent with respect
to Father Vaughan, his arrival at the Hall never failed to
impress Miss Vernon with an anxious and fluttering tremor,
which lasted until they had exchanged one or two significant
glances.
Whatever the mystery might be which overclouded the
destinies of this beautiful and interesting female, it was clear
that Father Vaughan was implicated in it; unless, indeed, I
could suppose that he was the agent employed to procure her
settlement in the cloister, in the event of her rejecting a union
with either of my cousins,---an office which would sufficiently
account for her obvious emotion at his appearance. As to the
rest, they did not seem to converse much together, or even to
seek each other's society. Their league, if any subsisted between
them, was of a tacit and understood nature, operating on their
actions without any necessity of speech. I recollected, however,
on reflection, that I had once or twice discovered signs pass
betwixt them, which I had at the time supposed to bear reference
to some hint concerning Miss Vernon's religious observances,
knowing how artfully the Catholic clergy maintain, at all times
and seasons, their influence over the minds of their followers.
But now I was disposed to assign to these communications a
deeper and more mysterious import. Did he hold private
meetings with Miss Vernon in the library? was a question
which occupied my thoughts; and if so, for what purpose?
And why should she have admitted an intimate of the deceitful
Rashleigh to such close confidence?
These questions and difficulties pressed on my mind with an
interest which was greatly increased by the impossibility of
resolving them. I had already begun to suspect that my
friendship for Diana Vernon was not altogether so disinterested
as in wisdom it ought to have been. I had already felt myself
becoming jealous of the contemptible lout Thorncliff, and taking
more notice, than in prudence or dignity of feeling I ought to
have done, of his silly attempts to provoke me. And now I
was scrutinising the conduct of Miss Vernon with the most
close and eager observation, which I in vain endeavoured to
palm on myself as the offspring of idle curiosity. All these,
like Benedick's brushing his hat of a morning, were signs that
the sweet youth was in love; and while my judgment still
denied that I had been guilty of forming an attachment so
imprudent, she resembled those ignorant guides, who, when
they have led the traveller and themselves into irretrievable
error, persist in obstinately affirming it to be impossible that
they can have missed the way.
It happened one day about noon, going to my boat, I was exceedingly
surprised with the print of a man's naked foot on the shore, which
was very plain to be seen on the sand.
Robinson Crusoe.
With the blended feelings of interest and jealousy which
were engendered by Miss Vernon's singular situation, my observations
of her looks and actions became acutely sharpened, and
that to a degree which, notwithstanding my efforts to conceal
it, could not escape her penetration. The sense that she was
observed, or, more properly speaking, that she was watched by
my looks, seemed to give Diana a mixture of embarrassment,
pain, and pettishness. At times it seemed that she sought an
opportunity of resenting a conduct which she could not but feel
as offensive, considering the frankness with which she had
mentioned the difficulties that surrounded her. At other times
she seemed prepared to expostulate upon the subject. But
either her courage failed, or some other sentiment impeded her
seeking an e'claircissement. Her displeasure evaporated in repartee,
and her expostulations died on her lips. We stood in
a singular relation to each other,---spending, and by mutual
choice, much of our time in close society with each other, yet
disguising our mutual sentiments, and jealous of, or offended
by, each other's actions. There was betwixt us intimacy without
confidence;---on one side, love without hope or purpose,
and curiosity without any rational or justifiable motive; and
on the other, embarrassment and doubt, occasionally mingled
with displeasure. Yet I believe that this agitation of the
passions (such is the nature of the human bosom), as it continued
by a thousand irritating and interesting, though petty
circumstances, to render Miss Vernon and me the constant
objects of each other's thoughts, tended, upon the whole, to
increase the attachment with which we were naturally disposed
to regard each other. But although my vanity early discovered
that my presence at Osbaldistone Hall had given Diana some
additional reason for disliking the cloister, I could by no means
confide in an affection which seemed completely subordinate to
the mysteries of her singular situation. Miss Vernon was of
a character far too formed and determined, to permit her love for
me to overpower either her sense of duty or of prudence, and she
gave me a proof of this in a conversation which we had together
about this period.
We were sitting together in the library. Miss Vernon, in
turning over a copy of the Orlando Furioso, which belonged to
me, shook a piece of writing paper from between the leaves. I
hastened to lift it, but she prevented me.---``It is verse,'' she
said, on glancing at the paper; and then unfolding it, but as
if to wait my answer before proceeding---``May I take the
liberty?---Nay, nay, if you blush and stammer, I must do
violence to your modesty, and suppose that permission is
granted.''
``It is not worthy your perusal---a scrap of a translation---
My dear Miss Vernon, it would be too severe a trial, that you,
who understand the original so well, should sit in judgment.''
``Mine honest friend,'' replied Diana, ``do not, if you will be
guided by my advice, bait your hook with too much humility;
for, ten to one, it will not catch a single compliment. You
know I belong to the unpopular family of Tell-truths, and would
not flatter Apollo for his lyre.''
She proceeded to read the first stanza, which was nearly to
the following purpose:---
``Ladies, and knights, and arms, and love's fair flame,
Deeds of emprize and courtesy, I sing;
What time the Moors from sultry Africk came,
Led on by Agramant, their youthful king---
He whom revenge and hasty ire did bring
O'er the broad wave, in France to waste and war;
Such ills from old Trojano's death did spring,
Which to avenge he came from realms afar,
And menaced Christian Charles, the Roman Emperor.
Of dauntless Roland, too, my strain shall sound,
In import never known in prose or rhyme,
How He, the chief, of judgment deemed profound,
For luckless love was crazed upon a time''---
There is a great deal of it,'' said she, glancing along the
paper, and interrupting the sweetest sounds which mortal ears
can drink in,---those of a youthful poet's verses, namely, read
by the lips which are dearest to him.
``Much more than ought to engage your attention, Miss
Vernon,'' I replied, something mortified; and I took the verses
from her unreluctant hand---``And yet,'' I continued, ``shut up
as I am in this retired situation, I have felt sometimes I could
not amuse myself better than by carrying on---merely for my
own amusement, you will of course understand---the version of
this fascinating author, which I began some months since when
I was on the banks of the Garonne.''
``The question would only be,'' said Diana, gravely, ``whether
you could not spend your time to better purpose?''
``You mean in original composition?'' said I, greatly flattered
---``But, to say truth, my genius rather lies in finding words
and rhymes than ideas; and therefore I am happy to use those
which Ariosto has prepared to my hand. However, Miss Vernon,
with the encouragement you give''------
``Pardon me, Frank---it is encouragement not of my giving,
but of your taking. I meant neither original composition nor
translation, since I think you might employ your time to far
better purpose than in either. You are mortified,'' she continued,
``and I am sorry to be the cause.''
``Not mortified,---certainly not mortified,'' said I, with the
best grace I could muster, and it was but indifferently assumed;
``I am too much obliged by the interest you take in me.''
``Nay, but,'' resumed the relentless Diana, ``there is both
mortification and a little grain of anger in that constrained
tone of voice; do not be angry if I probe your feelings to the
bottom---perhaps what I am about to say will affect them still
more.''
I felt the childishness of my own conduct. and the superior
manliness of Miss Vernon's, and assured her, that she need not
fear my wincing under criticism which I knew to be kindly
meant.
``That was honestly meant and said,'' she replied; ``I knew
full well that the fiend of poetical irritability flew away with
the little preluding cough which ushered in the declaration.
And now I must be serious---Have you heard from your father
lately?''
``Not a word,'' I replied; ``he has not honoured me with a
single line during the several months of my residence here.''
``That is strange!---you are a singular race, you bold
Osbaldistones. Then you are not aware that he has gone to
Holland, to arrange some pressing affairs which required his
own immediate presence?''
``I never heard a word of it until this moment.''
``And farther, it must be news to you, and I presume scarcely
the most agreeable, that he has left Rashleigh in the almost
uncontrolled management of his affairs until his return.''
I started, and could not suppress my surprise and apprehension.
``You have reason for alarm,'' said Miss Vernon, very gravely;
``and were I you, I would endeavour to meet and obviate the
dangers which arise from so undesirable an arrangement.''
``And how is it possible for me to do so?''
``Everything is possible for him who possesses courage and
activity,'' she said, with a look resembling one of those heroines
of the age of chivalry, whose encouragement was wont to give
champions double valour at the hour of need; ``and to the timid
and hesitating, everything is impossible, because it seems so.''
``And what would you advise, Miss Vernon?'' I replied,
wishing, yet dreading, to hear her answer.
She paused a moment, then answered firmly---``That you
instantly leave Osbaldistone Hall, and return to London. You
have perhaps already,'' she continued, in a softer tone, ``been
here too long; that fault was not yours. Every succeeding
moment you waste here will be a crime. Yes, a crime: for I
tell you plainly, that if Rashleigh long manages your father's
affairs, you may consider his ruin as consummated.''
``How is this possible?''
``Ask no questions,'' she said; ``but believe me, Rashleigh's
views extend far beyond the possession or increase of commercial
wealth: he will only make the command of Mr. Osbaldistone's
revenues and property the means of putting in motion his own
ambitious and extensive schemes. While your father was in
Britain this was impossible; during his absence, Rashleigh will
possess many opportunities, and he will not neglect to use them.''
``But how can I, in disgrace with my father, and divested of
all control over his affairs, prevent this danger by my mere
presence in London?''
``That presence alone will do much. Your claim to interfere
is a part of your birthright, and it is inalienable. You
will have the countenance, doubtless, of your father's head-clerk,
and confidential friends and partners. Above all, Rashleigh's
schemes are of a nature that''---(she stopped abruptly, as if
fearful of saying too much)---``are, in short,'' she resumed, ``of
the nature of all selfish and unconscientious plans, which are
speedily abandoned as soon as those who frame them perceive
their arts are discovered and watched. Therefore, in the language
of your favourite poet---
To horse! to horse! Urge doubts to those that fear.''
A feeling, irresistible in its impulse, induced me to reply---
``Ah! Diana, can you give me advice to leave Osbaldistone
Hall?---then indeed I have already been a resident here too
long!''
Miss Vernon coloured, but proceeded with great firmness---
``Indeed, I do give you this advice---not only to quit Osbaldistone
Hall, but never to return to it more. You have only one
friend to regret here,'' she continued, forcing a smile, ``and she
has been long accustomed to sacrifice her friendships and her
comforts to the welfare of others. In the world you will meet
a hundred whose friendship will be as disinterested---more useful
---less encumbered by untoward circumstances---less influenced
by evil tongues and evil times.''
``Never!'' I exclaimed, ``never!---the world can afford me
nothing to repay what I must leave behind me.'' Here I took
her hand, and pressed it to my lips.
``This is folly!'' she exclaimed---``this is madness!'' and she
struggled to withdraw her hand from my grasp, but not so
stubbornly as actually to succeed until I had held it for nearly
a minute. ``Hear me, sir!'' she said, ``and curb this unmanly
burst of passion. I am, by a solemn contract, the bride of
Heaven, unless I could prefer being wedded to villany in the
person of Rashleigh Osbaldistone, or brutality in that of his
brother. I am, therefore, the bride of Heaven,---betrothed to
the convent from the cradle. To me, therefore, these raptures
are misapplied---they only serve to prove a farther necessity
for your departure, and that without delay.'' At these words
she broke suddenly off, and said, but in a suppressed tone of
voice, ``Leave me instantly---we will meet here again, but it
must be for the last time.''
My eyes followed the direction of hers as she spoke, and I
thought I saw the tapestry shake, which covered the door of
the secret passage from Rashleigh's room to the library. I
conceived we were observed, and turned an inquiring glance on
Miss Vernon.
``It is nothing,'' said she, faintly; ``a rat behind the arras.''
``Dead for a ducat,'' would have been my reply, had I dared
to give way to the feelings which rose indignant at the idea of
being subjected to an eaves-dropper on such an occasion. Prudence,
and the necessity of suppressing my passion, and obeying
Diana's reiterated command of ``Leave me! leave me!'' came in
time to prevent my rash action. I left the apartment in a wild
whirl and giddiness of mind, which I in vain attempted to
compose when I returned to my own.
A chaos of thoughts intruded themselves on me at once,
passing hastily through my brain, intercepting and overshadowing
each other, and resembling those fogs which in mountainous
countries are wont to descend in obscure volumes, and disfigure
or obliterate the usual marks by which the traveller steers his
course through the wilds. The dark and undefined idea of
danger arising to my father from the machinations of such a
man as Rashleigh Osbaldistone---the half declaration of love
that I had offered to Miss Vernon's acceptance---the acknowledged
difficulties of her situation, bound by a previous contract
to sacrifice herself to a cloister or to an ill-assorted marriage,---
all pressed themselves at once upon my recollection, while my
judgment was unable deliberately to consider any of them in
their just light and bearings. But chiefly and above all the
rest, I was perplexed by the manner in which Miss Vernon had
received my tender of affection, and by her manner, which,
fluctuating betwixt sympathy and firmness, seemed to intimate
that I possessed an interest in her bosom, but not of force
sufficient to counterbalance the obstacles to her avowing a
mutual affection. The glance of fear, rather than surprise,
with which she had watched the motion of the tapestry over
the concealed door, implied an apprehension of danger which I
could not but suppose well grounded; for Diana Vernon was
little subject to the nervous emotions of her sex, and totally
unapt to fear without actual and rational cause. Of what
nature could those mysteries be, with which she was surrounded
as with an enchanter's spell, and which seemed continually to
exert an active influence over her thoughts and actions, though
their agents were never visible? On this subject of doubt my
mind finally rested, as if glad to shake itself free from investigating
the propriety or prudence of my own conduct, by transferring
the inquiry to what concerned Miss Vernon. I will be
resolved, I concluded, ere I leave Osbaldistone Hall, concerning
the light in which I must in future regard this fascinating
being, over whose life frankness and mystery seem to have
divided their reign,---the former inspiring her words and sentiments---
the latter spreading in misty influence over all her
actions.
Joined to the obvious interests which arose from curiosity
and anxious passion, there mingled in my feelings a strong,
though unavowed and undefined, infusion of jealousy. This
sentiment, which springs up with love as naturally as the tares
with the wheat, was excited by the degree of influence which
Diana appeared to concede to those unseen beings by whom
her actions were limited. The more I reflected upon her
character, the more I was internally though unwillingly convinced,
that she was formed to set at defiance all control,
excepting that which arose from affection; and I felt a strong,
bitter, and gnawing suspicion, that such was the foundation of
that influence by which she was overawed.
These tormenting doubts strengthened my desire to penetrate
into the secret of Miss Vernon's conduct, and in the prosecution
of this sage adventure, I formed a resolution, of which,
if you are not weary of these details, you will find the result in
the next chapter.
I hear a voice you cannot hear,
Which says, I must not stay;
I see a hand you cannot see,
Which beckons me awry.
Tickell.
I have already told you, Tresham, if you deign to bear it in
remembrance, that my evening visits to the library had seldom
been made except by appointment, and under the sanction of
old Dame Martha's presence. This, however, was entirely a
tacit conventional arrangement of my own instituting. Of late,
as the embarrassments of our relative situation had increased,
Miss Vernon and I had never met in the evening at all. She
had therefore no reason to suppose that I was likely to seek a
renewal of these interviews, and especially without some previous
notice or appointment betwixt us, that Martha might, as
usual, be placed upon duty; but, on the other hand, this
cautionary provision was a matter of understanding, not of
express enactment. The library was open to me, as to the
other members of the family, at all hours of the day and night,
and I could not be accused of intrusion, however suddenly and
unexpectedly I might made my appearance in it. My belief
was strong, that in this apartment Miss Vernon occasionally
received Vaughan, or some other person, by whose opinion she
was accustomed to regulate her conduct, and that at the times
when she could do so with least chance of interruption. The
lights which gleamed in the library at unusual hours---the
passing shadows which I had myself remarked---the footsteps
which might be traced in the morning-dew from the turret-door
to the postern-gate in the garden---sounds and sights
which some of the servants, and Andrew Fairservice in particular,
had observed, and accounted for in their own way,---all
tended to show that the place was visited by some one different
from the ordinary inmates of the hall. Connected as this visitant
probably must be with the fates of Diana Vernon, I did not
hesitate to form a plan of discovering who or what he was,---
how far his influence was likely to produce good or evil consequences
to her on whom he acted;---above all, though I endeavoured
to persuade myself that this was a mere subordinate
consideration, I desired to know by what means this person had
acquired or maintained his influence over Diana, and whether
he ruled over her by fear or by affection. The proof that this
jealous curiosity was uppermost in my mind, arose from my
imagination always ascribing Miss Vernon's conduct to the influence
of some one individual agent, although, for aught I knew
about the matter, her advisers might be as numerous am Legion.
I remarked this over and over to myself; but I found that
my mind still settled back in my original conviction, that one
single individual, of the masculine sex, and in all probability
young and handsome, was at the bottom of Miss Vernon's conduct;
and it was with a burning desire of discovering, or rather
of detecting, such a rival, that I stationed myself in the garden
to watch the moment when the lights should appear in the
library windows.
So eager, however, was my impatience, that I commenced
my watch for a phenomenon, which could not appear until
darkness, a full hour before the daylight disappeared, on a July
evening. It was Sabbath, and all the walks were still and
solitary. I walked up and down for some time, enjoying the
refreshing coolness of a summer evening, and meditating on
the probable consequences of my enterprise. The fresh and
balmy air of the garden, impregnated with fragrance, produced
its usual sedative effects on my over-heated and feverish blood.
As these took place, the turmoil of my mind began proportionally
to abate, and I was led to question the right I had to
interfere with Miss Vernon's secrets, or with those of my uncle's
family. What was it to me whom my uncle might choose to
conceal in his house, where I was myself a guest only by tolerance?
And what title had I to pry into the affairs of Miss
Vernon, fraught, as she had avowed them to be, with mystery,
into which she desired no scrutiny?
Passion and self-will were ready with their answers to these
questions. In detecting this secret, I was in all probability
about to do service to Sir Hildebrand, who was probably ignorant
of the intrigues carried on in his family---and a still more
important service to Miss Vernon, whose frank simplicity of
character exposed her to so many risks in maintaining a private
correspondence, perhaps with a person of doubtful or dangerous
character. If I seemed to intrude myself on her confidence, it
was with the generous and disinterested (yes, I even ventured
to call it the disinterested) intention of guiding, defending, and
protecting her against craft---against malice,---above all, against
the secret counsellor whom she had chosen for her confidant.
Such were the arguments which my will boldly preferred to my
conscience, as coin which ought to be current, and which conscience,
like a grumbling shopkeeper, was contented to accept,
rather than come to an open breach with a customer, though
more than doubting that the tender was spurious.
While I paced the green alleys, debating these things pro and
con, I suddenly alighted upon Andrew Fairservice, perched up
like a statue by a range of bee-hives, in an attitude of devout
contemplation---one eye, however, watching the motions of the
little irritable citizens, who were settling in their straw-thatched
mansion for the evening, and the other fixed on a book of devotion,
which much attrition had deprived of its corners, and
worn into an oval shape; a circumstance which, with the close
print and dingy colour of the volume in question, gave it an air
of most respectable antiquity.
``I was e'en taking a spell o' worthy Mess John Quackleben's
Flower of a Sweet Savour sawn on the Middenstead of this
World,'' said Andrew, closing his book at my appearance, and
putting his horn spectacles, by way of mark, at the place where
he had been reading.
``And the bees, I observe, were dividing your attention,
Andrew, with the learned author?''
``They are a contumacious generation,'' replied the gardener;
``they hae sax days in the week to hive on, and yet it's a
common observe that they will aye swarm on the Sabbath-day,
and keep folk at hame frae hearing the word---But there's nae
preaching at Graneagain chapel the e'en---that's aye ae mercy.''
``You might have gone to the parish church as I did, Andrew,
and heard an excellent discourse.''
``Clauts o' cauld parritch---clauts o' cauld parritch,'' replied
Andrew, with a most supercilious sneer,---``gude aneueh for
dogs, begging your honour's pardon---Ay! I might nae doubt
hae heard the curate linking awa at it in his white sark yonder,
and the musicians playing on whistles, mair like a penny-wedding
than a sermon---and to the boot of that, I might hae
gaen to even-song, and heard Daddie Docharty mumbling his
mass---muckle the better I wad hae been o' that!''
``Docharty!'' said I (this was the name of an old priest, an
Irishman, I think, who sometimes officiated at Osbaldistone
Hall)---``I thought Father Vaughan had been at the Hall.
He was here yesterday.''
``Ay,'' replied Andrew; ``but he left it yestreen, to gang to
Greystock, or some o' thae west-country haulds. There's an
unco stir among them a' e'enow. They are as busy as my bees
are---God sain them! that I suld even the puir things to the
like o' papists. Ye see this is the second swarm, and whiles
they will swarm off in the afternoon. The first swarm set off
sune in the morning.---But I am thinking they are settled in
their skeps for the night; sae I wuss your honour good-night,
and grace, and muckle o't.''
So saying, Andrew retreated, but often cast a parting glance
upon the skeps, as he called the bee-hives.
I had indirectly gained from him an important piece of
information, that Father Vaughan, namely, was not supposed
to be at the Hall. If, therefore, there appeared light in the
windows of the library this evening, it either could not be his,
or he was observing a very secret and suspicious line of conduct.
I waited with impatience the time of sunset and of twilight.
It had hardly arrived, ere a gleam from the windows of the
library was seen, dimly distinguishable amidst the still enduring
light of the evening. I marked its first glimpse, however, as
speedily as the benighted sailor descries the first distant twinkle
of the lighthouse which marks his course. The feelings of
doubt and propriety, which had hitherto contended with my
curiosity and jealousy, vanished when an opportunity of gratifying
the former was presented to me. I re-entered the house,
and avoiding the more frequented apartments with the consciousness
of one who wishes to keep his purpose secret, I
reached the door of the library---hesitated for a moment as my
hand was upon the latch---heard a suppressed step within---
opened the door---and found Miss Vernon alone.
Diana appeared surprised,---whether at my sudden entrance,
or from some other cause, I could not guess; but there was in
her appearance a degree of flutter, which I had never before
remarked, and which I knew could only be produced by unusual
emotion. Yet she was calm in a moment; and such is the
force of conscience, that I, who studied to surprise her, seemed
myself the surprised, and was certainly the embarrassed person.
``Has anything happened?'' said Miss Vernon---``has any
one arrived at the Hall?''
``No one that I know of,'' I answered, in some confusion;
``I only sought the Orlando.''
``It lies there,'' said Miss Vernon, pointing to the table.
In removing one or two books to get at that which I pretended
to seek, I was, in truth, meditating to make a handsome
retreat from an investigation to which I felt my assurance
inadequate, when I perceived a man's glove lying upon the
table. My eyes encountered those of Miss Vernon, who blushed
deeply.
``It is one of my relics,'' she said with hesitation, replying
not to my words but to my looks; ``it is one of the gloves of
my grandfather, the original of the superb Vandyke which you
admire.''
As if she thought something more than her bare assertion
was necessary to prove her statement true, she opened a drawer
of the large oaken table, and taking out another glove, threw
it towards me.---When a temper naturally ingenuous stoops to
equivocate, or to dissemble, the anxious pain with which the
unwonted task is laboured, often induces the hearer to doubt
the authenticity of the tale. I cast a hasty glance on both
gloves, and then replied gravely---``The gloves resemble each
other, doubtless, in form and embroidery; but they cannot form
a pair, since they both belong to the right hand.''
She bit her lip with anger, and again coloured deeply.
``You do right to expose me,'' she replied, with bitterness:
``some friends would have only judged from what I said, that
I chose to give no particular explanation of a circumstance
which calls for none---at least to a stranger. You have judged
better, and have made me feel, not only the meanness of duplicity,
but my own inadequacy to sustain the task of a dissembler.
I now tell you distinctly, that that glove is not the fellow, as
you have acutely discerned, to the one which I just now produced;
---it belongs to a friend yet dearer to me than the
original of Vandyke's picture---a friend by whose counsels I
have been, and will be, guided---whom I honour---whom I''------
she paused.
I was irritated at her manner, and filled up the blank in my
own way---``Whom she loves, Miss Vernon would say.''
``And if I do say so,'' she replied haughtily, ``by whom shall
my affection be called to account?''
``Not by me, Miss Vernon, assuredly---I entreat you to hold
me acquitted of such presumption.---But,'' I continued, with
some emphasis, for I was now piqued in return, ``I hope Miss
Vernon will pardon a friend, from whom she seems disposed to
withdraw the title, for observing''------
``Observe nothing, sir,'' she interrupted with some vehemence,
except that I will neither be doubted nor questioned. There
does not exist one by whom I will be either interrogated or
judged; and if you sought this unusual time of presenting yourself
in order to spy upon my privacy, the friendship or interest
with which you pretend to regard me, is a poor excuse for your
uncivil curiosity.''
``I relieve you of my presence,'' said I, with pride equal to
her own; for my temper has ever been a stranger to stooping,
even in cases where my feelings were most deeply interested---
``I relieve you of my presence. I awake from a pleasant, but a
most delusive dream; and---but we understand each other.''
I had reached the door of the apartment, when Miss Vernon,
whose movements were sometimes so rapid as to seem almost
instinctive, overtook me, and, catching hold of my arm, stopped
me with that air of authority which she could so whimsically
assume, and which, from the nai:vete' and simplicity of her manner,
had an effect so peculiarly interesting.
``Stop, Mr. Frank,'' she said, ``you are not to leave me in
that way neither; I am not so amply provided with friends,
that I can afford to throw away even the ungrateful and the
selfish. Mark what I say, Mr. Francis Osbaldistone. You
shall know nothing of this mysterious glove,'' and she held it up as
she spoke---``nothing---no, not a single iota more than you know
already; and yet I will not permit it to be a gauntlet of strife
and defiance betwixt us. My time here,'' she said, sinking into
a tone somewhat softer, ``must necessarily be very short; yours
must be still shorter: we are soon to part never to meet again;
do not let us quarrel, or make any mysterious miseries the pretext
for farther embittering the few hours we shall ever pass together
on this side of eternity.''
I do not know, Tresham, by what witchery this fascinating
creature obtained such complete management over a temper
which I cannot at all times manage myself. I had determined
on entering the library, to seek a complete explanation with Miss
Vernon. I had found that she refused it with indignant defiance,
and avowed to my face the preference of a rival; for what other
construction could I put on her declared preference of her mysterious
confidant? And yet, while I was on the point of leaving
the apartment, and breaking with her for ever, it cost her
but a change of look and tone, from that of real and haughty
resentment to that of kind and playful despotism, again shaded
off into melancholy and serious feeling, to lead me back to my
seat, her willing subject, on her own hard terms.
``What does this avail?'' said I, as I sate down. ``What can
this avail, Miss Vernon? Why should I witness embarrassments
which I cannot relieve, and mysteries which I offend you even
by attempting to penetrate? Inexperienced as you are in the
world, you must still be aware that a beautiful young woman
can have but one male friend. Even in a male friend I will be
jealous of a confidence shared with a third party unknown and
concealed; but with you, Miss Vernon''------
``You are, of course, jealous, in all the tenses and moods of that
amiable passion? But, my good friend, you have all this time
spoke nothing but the paltry gossip which simpletons repeat
from play-books and romances, till they give mere cant a real
and powerful influence over their minds. Boys and girls prate
themselves into love; and when their love is like to fall asleep,
they prate and tease themselves into jealousy. But you and I,
Frank, are rational beings, and neither silly nor idle enough to
talk ourselves into any other relation than that of plain honest
disinterested friendship. Any other union is as far out of our
reach as if I were man, or you woman---To speak truth,'' she
added, after a moment's hesitation, ``even though I am so complaisant
to the decorum of my sex as to blush a little at my own
plain dealing, we cannot marry if we would; and we ought not
if we could.''
And certainly, Tresham, she did blush most angelically, as she
made this