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The Antiquary
Walter Scott
I knew Anselmo. He was shrewd and prudent,
Wisdom and cunning had their shares of him;
But he was shrewish as a wayward child,
And pleased again by toys which childhood please;
As---book of fables, graced with print of wood,
Or else the jingling of a rusty medal,
Or the rare melody of some old ditty,
That first was sung to please King Pepin's cradle
The present work completes a series of fictitious narratives, intended
to illustrate the manners of Scotland at three different periods.
Waverley embraced the age of our fathers, Guy Mannering that
of our own youth, and the Antiquary refers to the last ten years
of the eighteenth century. I have, in the two last narratives especially,
sought my principal personages in the class of society who are
the last to feel the influence of that general polish which assimilates
to each other the manners of different nations. Among the same
class I have placed some of the scenes in which I have endeavoured
to illustrate the operation of the higher and more violent passions;
both because the lower orders are less restrained by the habit of suppressing
their feelings, and because I agree, with my friend Wordsworth,
that they seldom fail to express them in the strongest and
most powerful language. This is, I think, peculiarly the case with
the peasantry of my own country, a class with whom I have long
been familiar. The antique force and simplicity of their language,
often tinctured with the Oriental eloquence of Scripture, in the
mouths of those of an elevated understanding, give pathos to their
grief, and dignity to their resentment.
I have been more solicitous to describe manners minutely than to
arrange in any case an artificial and combined narrative, and have
but to regret that I felt myself unable to unite these two requisites of
a good Novel.
The knavery of the adept in the following sheets may appear
forced and improbable; but we have had very late instances of the
force of superstitious credulity to a much greater extent, and the
reader may be assured, that this part of the narrative is founded on
a fact of actual occurrence.
I have now only to express my gratitude to the Public for the
distinguished reception which, they have given to works, that have
little more than some truth of colouring to recommend them, and to
take my respectful leave, as one who is not likely again to solicit
their favour.
*
To the above advertisement, which was prefixed to the first edition
of the Antiquary, it is necessary in the present edition to add a few
words, transferred from the Introduction to the Chronicles of the
Canongate, respecting the character of Jonathan Oldbuck.
``I may here state generally, that although I have deemed historical
personages free subjects of delineation, I have never on any
occasion violated the respect due to private life. It was indeed
impossible that traits proper to persons, both living and dead, with
whom I have had intercourse in society, should not have risen
to my pen in such works as Waverley, and those which, followed it.
But I have always studied to generalise the portraits, so that they
should still seem, on the whole, the productions of fancy, though
possessing some resemblance to real individuals. Yet I must own
my attempts have not in this last particular been uniformly successful.
There are men whose characters are so peculiarly marked,
that the delineation of some leading and principal feature, inevitably
places the whole person before you in his individuality. Thus
the character of Jonathan Oldbuck in the Antiquary, was partly
founded on that of an old friend of my youth, to whom I am indebted
for introducing me to Shakspeare, and other invaluable favours; but
I thought I had so completely disguised the likeness, that it could not
be recognised by any one now alive. I was mistaken, however, and
indeed had endangered what I desired should be considered as a
secret; for I afterwards learned that a highly respectable gentleman,
one of the few surviving friends of my father, and an acute critic,
had said, upon the appearance of the work, that he was now convinced
who was the author of it, as he recognised, in the Antiquary, traces
of the character of a very intimate friend* of my father's family.''
* [The late George Constable of Wallace Craigie, near Dundee.]
I have only farther to request the reader not to suppose that my
late respected friend resembled Mr. Oldbuck, either in his pedigree,
or the history imputed to the ideal personage. There is not a single
incident in the Novel which is borrowed from his real circumstances,
excepting the fact that he resided in an old house near a flourishing
seaport, and that the author chanced to witness a scene betwixt him
and the female proprietor of a stage-coach, very similar to that which
commences the history of the Antiquary. An excellent temper, with
a slight degree of subacid humour; learning, wit, and drollery, the
more poignant that they were a little marked by the peculiarities
of an old bachelor; a soundness of thought, rendered more forcible
by an occasional quaintness of expression, were, the author conceives,
the only qualities in which the creature of his imagination resembled
his benevolent and excellent old friend.
The prominent part performed by the Beggar in the following
narrative, induces the author to prefix a few remarks of that
character, as it formerly existed in Scotland, though it is now
scarcely to be traced.
Many of the old Scottish mendicants were by no means to be
confounded with the utterly degraded class of beings who now practise
that wandering trade. Such of them as were in the habit of travelling
through a particular district, were usually well received both in the
farmer's ha', and in the kitchens of the country gentlemen. Martin,
author of the Reliquiae Divi Sancti Andreae, written in 1683, gives
the following account of one class of this order of men in the seventeenth
century, in terms which would induce an antiquary like Mr.
Oldbuck to regret its extinction. He conceives them to be descended
from the ancient bards, and proceeds:---``They are called by others,
and by themselves, Jockies, who go about begging; and use still to
recite the Sloggorne (gathering-words or war-cries) of most of the
true ancient surnames of Scotland, from old experience and observation.
Some of them I have discoursed, and found to have reason
and discretion. One of then told me there were not now above
twelve of them in the whole isle; but he remembered when they
abounded, so as at one time he was one of five that usually met
at St. Andrews.''
The race of Jockies (of the above description) has, I suppose, been
long extinct in Scotland; but the old remembered beggar, even in
my own time, like the Baccoch, or travelling cripple of Ireland,
was expected to merit his quarters by something beyond an exposition
of his distresses. He was often a talkative, facetious fellow, prompt
at repartee, and not withheld from exercising his powers that way by
any respect of persons, his patched cloak giving him the privilege of
the ancient jester. To be a gude crack, that is, to possess talents
for conversation, was essential to the trade of a ``puir body'' of the
more esteemed class; and Burns, who delighted in the amusement
their discourse afforded, seems to have looked forward with gloomy
firmness to the possibility of himself becoming one day or other a
member of their itinerant society. In his poetical works, it is
alluded to so often, as perhaps to indicate that he considered the
consummation as not utterly impossible. Thus in the fine dedication
of his works to Gavin Hamilton, he says,---
And when I downa yoke a naig,
Then, Lord be thankit, I can beg.
Again, in his Epistle to Davie, a brother Poet, he states, that in
their closing career---
The last o't, the warst o't,
Is only just to beg.
And after having remarked, that
To lie in kilns and barns at e'en,
When banes are crazed and blude is thin,
Is doubtless great distress;
the bard reckons up, with true poetical spirit, the free enjoyment of
the beauties of nature, which might counterbalance the hardship and
uncertainty of the life, even of a mendicant. In one of his prose
letters, to which I have lost the reference, he details this idea yet more
seriously, and dwells upon it, as not ill adapted to his habits and
powers.
As the life of a Scottish mendicant of the eighteenth century
seems to have been contemplated without much horror by Robert
Burns, the author can hardly have erred in giving to Edie Ochiltree
something of poetical character and personal dignity, above the more
abject of his miserable calling. The class had, intact, some privileges.
A lodging, such as it was, was readily granted to them in some of the
out-houses, and the usual awmous (alms) of a handful of meal
(called a gowpen) was scarce denied by the poorest cottager. The
mendicant disposed these, according to their different quality, in
various bags around his person, and thus carried about with him
the principal part of his sustenance, which he literally received for
the asking. At the houses of the gentry, his cheer was mended by
scraps of broken meat, and perhaps a Scottish ``twalpenny,'' or
English penny, which was expended in snuff or whiskey. In fact,
these indolent peripatetics suffered much less real hardship and
want of food, than the poor peasants from whom they received alms.
If, in addition to his personal qualifications, the mendicant
chanced to be a King's Bedesman, or Blue-Gown, he belonged, in
virtue thereof, to the aristocracy of his order, and was esteemed a
parson of great importance.
These Bedesmen are an order of paupers to whom the Kings of
Scotland were in the custom of distributing a certain alms, in conformity
with the ordinances of the Catholic Church, and who where
expected in return to pray for the royal welfare and that of the state.
This order is still kept up. Their number is equal to the number
of years which his Majesty has lived; and one Blue-Gown additional
is put on the roll for every returning royal birth-day. On the same
auspicious era, each Bedesman receives a new cloak, or gown of
coarse cloth, the colour light blue, with a pewter badge, which confers
on them the general privilege of asking alms through all Scotland,
---all laws against sorning, masterful beggary, and every other species
of mendicity, being suspended in favour of this privileged class.
With his cloak, each receives a leathern purse, containing as many
shillings Scots (videlicet, pennies sterling) as the sovereign is years
old; the zeal of their intercession for the king's long life receiving,
it is to be supposed, a great stimulus from their own present and
increasing interest in the object of their prayers. On the same
occasion one of the Royal Chaplains preaches a sermon to the Bedesmen,
who (as one of the reverend gentlemen expressed himself) are
the most impatient and inattentive audience in the world. Something
of this may arise from a feeling on the part of the Bedesmen,
that they are paid for their own devotions, not for listening to those
of others. Or, more probably, it arises from impatience, natural,
though indecorous in men bearing so venerable a character, to arrive
at the conclusion of the ceremonial of the royal birth-day, which, so
far as they are concerned, ends in a lusty breakfast of bread and
ale; the whole moral and religious exhibition terminating in the
advice of Johnson's ``Hermit hoar'' to his proselyte,
Come, my lad, and drink some beer.
Of the charity bestowed on these aged Bedesmen in money and
clothing, there are many records in the Treasurer's accompts. The
following extract, kindly supplied by Mr. Macdonald of the Register
House, may interest those whose taste is akin to that of Jonathan
Oldbuck of Monkbarns.
BLEW GOWNIS.
In the Account of Sir Robert Melvill of Murdocarney,
Treasurer-Depute of King James IV., there are
the following Payments:---
``Junij 1590.
``Item, to Mr. Peter Young, Elimosinar, twentie four gownis
of blew clayth, to be gevin to xxiiij auld men, according to the yeiris
of his hienes age, extending to viii xx viii elnis clayth; price of the
elne xxiiij s. Inde, ij c j li. xij s.
``Item, for sextene elnis bukrum to the saidis gownis, price of the
elne x s. Inde, viij li.
``Item, twentie four pursis, and in ilk purse twentie four
schelling Inde, xxciij li. xvj s.
``Item, the price of ilk purse iiij d. Inde, viij s.
``Item, for making of the saidis gownis viij li.''
In the Account of John, Earl of Mar, Great Treasurer of Scotland,
and of Sir Gideon Murray of Enbank, Treasurer-Depute, the
Bue-Gowns also appear thus:---
``Junij 1617.
``Item, to James Murray, merchant, for fyftene scoir sex
elnis and aine half elne of blew claith to be gownis to fyftie ane
aigeit men, according to the yeiris of his Majesteis age, at xl s.
the elne Inde, vj c xiij li.
``Item, to workmen for careing the blewis to James Aikman,
tailyeour, his hous xiij s. iiij d.
``Item, for sex elnis and ane half of harden to the saidis gownis,
at vj s. viij d. the elne Inde, xliij s. iiij d.
``Item, to the said workmen for careing of the gownis fra the
said James Aikman's hous to the palace of Halyrudehous xviij s.
``Item, for making the saidis fyftie ane gownis, at xij s. the
peice Inde, xxx li. xij s.
``Item, for fyftie ane pursis to the said puire men lj s.
``Item, to Sir Peter Young, li s. to be put in everie ane of the
saidis lj pursis to the said poore men j c xxx l jj s.
``Item, to the said Sir Peter, to buy breid and drink to the said
puir men vj li. xiij s. iiij d.
``Item, to the said Sir Peter, to be delt amang uther puire
folk j c li.
``Item, upoun the last day of Junii to Doctor Young, Deane
of Winchester, Elimozinar Deput to his Majestic, twentie fyve
pund sterling, to be gevin to the puir be the way in his Majesteis
progress Inde, iij c li.''
I have only to add, that although the institution of King's Bedesmen
still subsists, they are now seldom to be seen on the streets of
Edinburgh, of which their peculiar dress made them rather a
characteristic feature.
Having thus given an account of the genus and species to which
Edie Ochiltree appertains, the author may add, that the individual
he had in his eye was Andrew Gemmells, an old mendicant of the
character described, who was many years since well known, and
must still be remembered, in the vales of Gala, Tweed, Ettrick,
Yarrow, and the adjoining country.
The author has in his youth repeatedly seen and conversed with
Andrew, but cannot recollect whether he held the rank of Blue-Gown.
He was a remarkably fine old figure, very tall, and
maintaining a soldierlike or military manner and address. His
features were intelligent, with a powerful expression of sarcasm.
His motions were always so graceful, that he might almost have
been suspected of having studied them; for he might, on any
occasion, have, served as a model for an artist, so remarkably
striking were his ordinary attitudes. Andrew Gemmells had little
of the cant of his calling; his wants were food and shelter, or a
trifle of money, which he always claimed, and seemed to receive
as his due. He, sung a good song, told a good story, and could
crack a severe jest with all the acumen of Shakespeare's jesters,
though without using, like them, the cloak of insanity. It was
some fear of Andrew's satire, as much as a feeling of kindness
or charity, which secured him the general good reception which
he enjoyed everywhere. In fact, a jest of Andrew Gemmells,
especially at the expense of a person of consequence, flew round
the circle which he frequented, as surely as the bon-mot of a man
of established character for wit glides through the fashionable world,
Many of his good things are held in remembrance, but are generally
too local and personal to be introduced here.
Andrew had a character peculiar to himself among his tribe
for aught I ever heard. He was ready and willing to play at
cards or dice with any one who desired such amusement. This
was more in the character of the Irish itinerant gambler, called
in that country a ``carrow,'' than of the Scottish beggar. But the
late Reverend Doctor Robert Douglas, minister of Galashiels, assured
the author, that the last time he saw Andrew Gemmells, he was
engaged in a game at brag with a gentleman of fortune, distinction,
and birth. To preserve the due gradations of rank, the party was
made at an open window of the chateau, the laird sitting on his
chair in the inside, the beggar on a stool in the yard; and they
played on the window-sill. The stake was a considerable parcel
of silver. The author expressing some surprise, Dr. Douglas
observed, that the laird was no doubt a humourist or original;
but that many decent persons in those times would, like him, have
thought there was nothing extraordinary in passing an hour, either
in card-playing or conversation, with Andrew Gemmells.
This singular mendicant had generally, or was supposed to have,
much money about his person, as would have been thought
the value of his life among modern foot-pads. On one occasion,
a country gentleman, generally esteemed a very narrow man, happening
to meet Andrew, expressed great regret that he had no silver in
his pocket, or he would have given him sixpence.---``I can give you
change for a note, laird,'' replied Andrew.
Like most who have arisen to the head of their profession, the
modern degradation which mendicity has undergone was often the
subject of Andrew's lamentations. As a trade, he said, it was
forty pounds a-year worse since he had first practised it. On
another occasion he observed, begging was in modern times scarcely
the profession of a gentleman; and that, if he had twenty sons,
he would not easily be induced to breed one of them up in his
own line. When or where this laudator temporis acti closed his
wanderings, the author never heard with certainty; but most probably,
as Burns says,
------he died a cadger-powny's death,
At some dike side.
The author may add another picture of the same kind as Edie
Ochiltree and Andrew Gemmells; considering these illustrations as
a sort of gallery, open to the reception of anything which may
elucidate former manners, or amuse the reader.
The author's contemporaries at the university of Edinburgh will
probably remember the thin, wasted form of a venerable old Bedesman,
who stood by the Potterrow-Port, now demolished, and, without
speaking a syllable, gently inclined his head, and offered his hat,
but with the least possible degree of urgency, towards each individual
who passed. This man gained, by silence and the extenuated and
wasted appearance of a palmer from a remote country, the same
tribute which was yielded to Andrew Gemmells' sarcastic humour
and stately deportment. He was understood to be able to maintain
a son a student in the theological classes of the University, at the
gate of which the father was a mendicant. The young man was
modest and inclined to learning, so that a student of the same age,
and whose parents where rather of the lower order, moved by seeing
him excluded from the society of other scholars when the secret of
his birth was suspected, endeavoured to console him by offering him
some occasional civilities. The old mendicant was grateful for
this attention to his son, and one day, as the friendly student passed,
he stooped forward more than usual, as if to intercept his passage.
The scholar drew out a halfpenny, which he concluded was the
beggar's object, when he was surprised to receive his thanks for the
kindness he had shown to Jemmie, and at the same time a cordial
invitation to dine with them next Saturday, ``on a shoulder of
mutton and potatoes,'' adding, ``ye'll put on your clean sark, as I
have company.'' The student was strongly tempted to accept this
hospitable proposal, as many in his place would probably have done;
but, as the motive might have been capable of misrepresentation,
he thought it most prudent, considering the character and circumstances
of the old man, to decline the invitation.
Such are a few traits of Scottish mendicity, designed to throw
light on a Novel in which a character of that description plays a
prominent part. We conclude, that we have vindicated Edie
Ochiltree's right to the importance assigned him; and have shown,
that we have known one beggar take a hand at cards with a person
of distinction, and another give dinner parties.
I know not if it be worth while to observe, that the Antiquary,*
* Note A. Mottoes.
was not so well received on its first appearance as either of its predecessors,
though in course of time it rose to equal, and, with some
readers, superior popularity.
Go call a coach, and let a coach be called,
And let the man who calleth be the caller;
And in his calling let him nothing call,
But Coach! Coach! Coach! O for a coach, ye gods!
Chrononhotonthologos.
It was early on a fine summer's day, near the end of the
eighteenth century, when a young man, of genteel appearance,
journeying towards the north-east of Scotland, provided himself
with a ticket in one of those public carriages which
travel between Edinburgh and the Queensferry, at which place,
as the name implies, and as is well known to all my northern
readers, there is a passage-boat for crossing the Firth of Forth.
The coach was calculated to carry six regular passengers, besides
such interlopers as the coachman could pick up by the way, and
intrude upon those who were legally in possession. The tickets,
which conferred right to a seat in this vehicle, of little ease,
were dispensed by a sharp-looking old dame, with a pair of
spectacles on a very thin nose, who inhabited a ``laigh shop,''
anglice`, a cellar, opening to the High Street by a straight and
steep stair, at the bottom of which she sold tape, thread, needles,
skeins of worsted, coarse linen cloth, and such feminine gear,
to those who had the courage and skill to descend to the profundity
of her dwelling, without falling headlong themselves, or
throwing down any of the numerous articles which, piled on
each side of the descent, indicated the profession of the trader
below.
The written hand-bill, which, pasted on a projecting board,
announced that the Queensferry Diligence, or Hawes Fly,
departed precisely at twelve o'clock on Tuesday, the fifteenth
July 17---, in order to secure for travellers the opportunity of
passing the Firth with the flood-tide, lied on the present occasion
like a bulletin; for although that hour was pealed from Saint
Giles's steeple, and repeated by the Tron, no coach appeared
upon the appointed stand. It is true, only two tickets had
been taken out, and possibly the lady of the subterranean
mansion might have an understanding with her Automedon,
that, in such cases, a little space was to be allowed for the
chance of filling up the vacant places---or the said Automedon
might have been attending a funeral, and be delayed by the
necessity of stripping his vehicle of its lugubrious trappings---
or he might have staid to take a half-mutchkin extraordinary
with his crony the hostler---or---in short, he did not make his
appearance.
The young gentleman, who began to grow somewhat impatient,
was now joined by a companion in this petty misery of
human life---the person who had taken out the other place.
He who is bent upon a journey is usually easily to be distinguished
from his fellow-citizens. The boots, the great-coat,
the umbrella, the little bundle in his hand, the hat pulled over
his resolved brows, the determined importance of his pace, his
brief answers to the salutations of lounging acquaintances, are
all marks by which the experienced traveller in mail-coach or
diligence can distinguish, at a distance, the companion of his
future journey, as he pushes onward to the place of rendezvous.
It is then that, with worldly wisdom, the first comer hastens to
secure the best berth in the coach for himself, and to make the
most convenient arrangement for his baggage before the arrival
of his competitors. Our youth, who was gifted with little
prudence, of any sort, and who was, moreover, by the absence
of the coach, deprived of the power of availing himself of his
priority of choice, amused himself, instead, by speculating upon
the occupation and character of the personage who was now
come to the coach office.
He was a good-looking man of the age of sixty, perhaps
older,---but his hale complexion and firm step announced that
years had not impaired his strength or health. His countenance
was of the true Scottish cast, strongly marked, and rather harsh
in features, with a shrewd and penetrating eye, and a countenance
in which habitual gravity was enlivened by a cast of
ironical humour. His dress was uniform, and of a colour becoming
his age and gravity; a wig, well dressed and powdered,
surmounted by a slouched hat, had something of a professional
air. He might be a clergyman, yet his appearance was more
that of a man of the world than usually belongs to the kirk
of Scotland, and his first ejaculation put the matter beyond
question.
He arrived with a hurried pace, and, casting an alarmed
glance towards the dial-plate of the church, then looking at the
place where the coach should have been, exclaimed, ``Deil's in
it---I am too late after all!''
The young man relieved his anxiety, by telling him the coach
had not yet appeared. The old gentleman, apparently conscious
of his own want of punctuality, did not at first feel courageous
enough to censure that of the coachman. He took a parcel,
containing apparently a large folio, from a little boy who followed
him, and, patting him on the head, bid him go back and tell
Mr. B------, that if he had known he was to have had so much
time, he would have put another word or two to their bargain,
---then told the boy to mind his business, and he would be as
thriving a lad as ever dusted a duodecimo. The boy lingered,
perhaps in hopes of a penny to buy marbles; but none was
forthcoming. Our senior leaned his little bundle upon one of
the posts at the head of the staircase, and, facing the traveller
who had first arrived, waited in silence for about five minutes
the arrival of the expected diligence.
At length, after one or two impatient glances at the progress
of the minute-hand of the clock, having compared it with his
own watch, a huge and antique gold repeater, and having
twitched about his features to give due emphasis to one or two
peevish pshaws, he hailed the old lady of the cavern.
``Good woman,---what the d---l is her name?---Mrs.
Macleuchar!''
Mrs. Macleuchar, aware that she had a defensive part to
sustain in the encounter which was to follow, was in no hurry
to hasten the discussion by returning a ready answer.
``Mrs. Macleuchar,---Good woman'' (with an elevated voice)
---then apart, ``Old doited hag, she's as deaf as a post---I say,
Mrs. Macleuchar!''
``I am just serving a customer.---Indeed, hinny, it will no
be a bodle cheaper than I tell ye.''
``Woman,'' reiterated the traveller, ``do you think we can
stand here all day till you have cheated that poor servant wench
out of her half-year's fee and bountith?''
``Cheated!'' retorted Mrs. Macleuchar, eager to take up the
quarrel upon a defensible ground; ``I scorn your words, sir:
you are an uncivil person, and I desire you will not stand there,
to slander me at my ain stair-head.''
``The woman,'' said the senior, looking with an arch glance
at his destined travelling companion, ``does not understand the
words of action.---Woman,'' again turning to the vault, ``I
arraign not thy character, but I desire to know what is become
of thy coach?''
``What's your wull?'' answered Mrs. Macleuchar, relapsing
into deafness.
``We have taken places, ma'am,'' said the younger stranger,
``in your diligence for Queensferry''------``Which should have
been half-way on the road before now,'' continued the elder and
more impatient traveller, rising in wrath as he spoke: ``and
now in all likelihood we shall miss the tide, and I have business
of importance on the other side---and your cursed coach''------
``The coach?---Gude guide us, gentlemen, is it no on the stand
yet?'' answered the old lady, her shrill tone of expostulation
sinking into a kind of apologetic whine. ``Is it the coach ye
hae been waiting for?''
``What else could have kept us broiling in the sun by the
side of the gutter here, you---you faithless woman, eh?''
Mrs. Macleuchar now ascended her trap stair (for such it
might be called, though constructed of stone), until her nose
came upon a level with the pavement; then, after wiping her
spectacles to look for that which she well knew was not to be
found, she exclaimed, with well-feigned astonishment, ``Gude
guide us---saw ever onybody the like o' that?''
``Yes, you abominable woman,'' vociferated the traveller,
``many have seen the like of it, and all will see the like of it
that have anything to do with your trolloping sex;'' then
pacing with great indignation before the door of the shop, still
as he passed and repassed, like a vessel who gives her broadside
as she comes abreast of a hostile fortress, he shot down complaints,
threats, and reproaches, on the embarrassed Mrs. Macleuchar.
He would take a post-chaise---he would call a hackney
coach---he would take four horses---he must---he would be on
the north side, to-day---and all the expense of his journey,
besides damages, direct and consequential, arising from delay,
should be accumulated on the devoted head of Mrs. Macleuchar.
There, was something so comic in his pettish resentment,
that the younger traveller, who was in no such pressing hurry
to depart, could not help being amused with it, especially as it
was obvious, that every now and then the old gentleman, though
very angry, could not help laughing at his own vehemence.
But when Mrs. Macleuchar began also to join in the laughter,
he quickly put a stop to her ill-timed merriment.
``Woman,'' said he, ``is that advertisement thine?'' showing
a bit of crumpled printed paper: ``Does it not set forth, that,
God willing, as you hypocritically express it, the Hawes Fly,
or Queensferry Diligence, would set forth to-day at twelve
o'clock; and is it not, thou falsest of creatures, now a quarter
past twelve, and no such fly or diligence to be seen?---Dost
thou know the consequence of seducing the lieges by false
reports?---dost thou know it might be brought under the statute
of leasing-making? Answer---and for once in thy long, useless,
and evil life, let it be in the words of truth and sincerity,---hast
thou such a coach?---is it in rerum natura?---or is this base
annunciation a mere swindle on the incautious to beguile them
of their time, their patience, and three shillings of sterling money
of this realm?---Hast thou, I say, such a coach? ay or no?''
``O dear, yes, sir; the neighbours ken the diligence weel, green
picked oat wi' red---three yellow wheels and a black ane.''
``Woman, thy special description will not serve---it may be
only a lie with a circumstance.''
``O, man, man!'' said the overwhelmed Mrs. Macleuchar,
totally exhausted at having been so long the butt of his rhetoric,
``take back your three shillings, and make me quit o' ye.''
``Not so fast, not so fast, woman---Will three shillings
transport me to Queensferry, agreeably to thy treacherous
program?---or will it requite the damage I may sustain by
leaving my business undone, or repay the expenses which I
must disburse if I am obliged to tarry a day at the South
Ferry for lack of tide?---Will it hire, I say, a pinnace, for which
alone the regular price is five shillings?''
Here his argument was cut short by a lumbering noise, which
proved to be the advance of the expected vehicle, pressing forward
with all the dispatch to which the broken-winded jades
that drew it could possibly be urged. With ineffable pleasure,
Mrs. Macleuchar saw her tormentor deposited in the leathern
convenience; but still, as it was driving off, his head thrust
out of the window reminded her, in words drowned amid the
rumbling of the wheels, that, if the diligence did not attain the
Ferry in time to save the flood-tide, she, Mrs. Macleuchar,
should be held responsible for all the consequences that might
ensue.
The coach had continued in motion for a mile or two before
the stranger had completely repossessed himself of his equanimity,
as was manifested by the doleful ejaculations, which he
made from time to time, on the too great probability, or even
certainty, of their missing the flood-tide. By degrees, however,
his wrath subsided; he wiped his brows, relaxed his frown, and,
undoing the parcel in his hand, produced his folio, on which he
gazed from time to time with the knowing look of an amateur,
admiring its height and condition, and ascertaining, by a minute
and individual inspection of each leaf, that the, volume was
uninjured and entire from title-page to colophon. His fellow-traveller
took the liberty of inquiring the subject of his studies.
He lifted up his eyes with something of a sarcastic glance, as
if he supposed the young querist would not relish, or perhaps
understand, his answer, and pronounced the book to be Sandy
Gordon's Itinerarium Septentrionale,* a book illustrative of the
* Note B. Sandy Gordon's Itinerarium.
Roman remains in Scotland. The querist, unappalled by this
learned title, proceeded to put several questions, which indicated
that he had made good use of a good education, and, although
not possessed of minute information on the subject of antiquities,
had yet acquaintance enough with the classics to render him an
interested and intelligent auditor when they were enlarged upon.
The elder traveller, observing with pleasure the capacity of his
temporary companion to understand and answer him, plunged,
nothing loath, into a sea of discussion concerning urns, vases,
votive, altars, Roman camps, and the rules of castrametation.
The pleasure of this discourse had such a dulcifying tendency,
that, although two causes of delay occurred, each of much more
serious duration than that which had drawn down his wrath
upon the unlucky Mrs. Macleuchar, our =Antiquary= only
bestowed on the delay the honour of a few episodical poohs and
pshaws, which rather seemed to regard the interruption of his
disquisition than the retardation of his journey.
The first of these stops was occasioned by the breaking of
a spring, which half an hour's labour hardly repaired. To the
second, the Antiquary was himself accessory, if not the principal
cause of it; for, observing that one of the horses had cast a
fore-foot shoe, he apprized the coachman of this important
deficiency. ``It's Jamie Martingale that furnishes the naigs on
contract, and uphauds them,'' answered John, ``and I am not
entitled to make any stop, or to suffer prejudice by the like of
these accidents.''
``And when you go to---I mean to the place you deserve to
go to, you scoundrel,---who do you think will uphold you on
contract? If you don't stop directly and carry the poor brute,
to the next smithy, I'll have you punished, if there's a justice
of peace in Mid-Lothian;'' and, opening the coach-door, out he
jumped, while the coachman obeyed his orders, muttering, that
``if the gentlemen lost the tide now, they could not say but it
was their ain fault, since he was willing to get on.''
I like so little to analyze the complication of the causes which
influence actions, that I will not venture to ascertain whether
our Antiquary's humanity to the poor horse was not in some
degree aided by his desire of showing his companion a Pict's
camp, or Round-about, a subject which he had been elaborately
discussing, and of which a specimen, ``very curious and perfect
indeed,'' happened to exist about a hundred yards distant from
the spot where this interruption took place. But were I compelled
to decompose the motives of my worthy friend (for such
was the gentleman in the sober suit, with powdered wig and
slouched hat), I should say, that, although he certainly would
not in any case have suffered the coachman to proceed while the
horse was unfit for service, and likely to suffer by being urged
forward, yet the man of whipcord escaped some severe abuse
and reproach by the agreeable mode which the traveller found
out to pass the interval of delay.
So much time was consumed by these interruptions of their
journey, that when they descended the hill above the Hawes
(for so the inn on the southern side of the Queensferry is
denominated), the experienced eye of the Antiquary at once
discerned, from the extent of wet sand, and the number of black
stones and rocks, covered with sea-weed, which were visible
along the skirts of the shore, that the hour of tide was past.
The young traveller expected a burst of indignation; but
whether, as Croaker says in ``The Good-natured Man,'' our
hero had exhausted himself in fretting away his misfortunes
beforehand, so that he did not feel them when they actually
arrived, or whether he found the company in which he was
placed too congenial to lead him to repine at anything which
delayed his journey, it is certain that he submitted to his lot
with much resignation.
``The d---l's in the diligence and the old hag, it belongs to!
---Diligence, quoth I? Thou shouldst have called it the Sloth
---Fly, quoth she? why, it moves like a fly through a glue-pot,
as the Irishman says. But, however, time and tide tarry for no
man, and so, my young friend, we'll have a snack here at the
Hawes, which is a very decent sort of a place, and I'll be very
happy to finish the account I was giving you of the difference
between the mode of entrenching castra stativa and castra costiva,
things confounded by too many of our historians. Lack-a-day,
if they had ta'en the pains to satisfy their own eyes, instead of
following each other's blind guidance!---Well! we shall be
pretty comfortable at the Hawes; and besides, after all, we
must have dined somewhere, and it will be pleasanter sailing
with the tide of ebb and the evening breeze.''
In this Christian temper of making the best of all occurrences,
our travellers alighted at the Hawes.
Sir, they do scandal me upon the road here!
A poor quotidian rack of mutton roasted
Dry to be grated! and that driven down
With beer and butter-milk, mingled together.
It is against my freehold, my inheritance.
=Wine= is the word that glads the heart of man,
And mine's the house of wine. Sack, says my bush,
Be merry and drink Sherry, that's my posie.
Ben Jonson's New Inn.
As the senior traveller descended the crazy steps of the diligence
at the inn, he was greeted by the fat, gouty, pursy landlord,
with that mixture of familiarity and respect which the
Scotch innkeepers of the old school used to assume towards
their more valued customers.
``Have a care o' us, Monkbarns (distinguishing him by his
territorial epithet, always most agreeable to the ear of a Scottish
proprietor), is this you? I little thought to have seen your
honour here till the summer session was ower.''
``Ye donnard auld deevil,'' answered his guest, his Scottish
accent predominating when in anger though otherwise not
particularly remarkable,---``ye donnard auld crippled idiot, what
have I to do with the session, or the geese that flock to it, or
the hawks that pick their pinions for them?''
``Troth, and that's true,'' said mine host, who, in fact, only
spoke upon a very general recollection of the stranger's original
education, yet would have been sorry not to have been supposed
accurate as to the station and profession of him, or any other
occasional guest---``That's very true,---but I thought ye had
some law affair of your ain to look after---I have ane mysell---a
ganging plea that my father left me, and his father afore left to
him. It's about our back-yard---ye'll maybe hae heard of it in
the Parliament-house, Hutchison against Mackitchinson---it's
a weel-kenn'd plea---its been four times in afore the fifteen, and
deil ony thing the wisest o' them could make o't, but just to
send it out again to the outer-house.---O it's a beautiful thing
to see how lang and how carefully justice is considered in this
country!''
``Hold your tongue, you fool,'' said the traveller, but in great
good-humour, ``and tell us what you can give this young gentleman
and me for dinner.''
``Ou, there's fish, nae doubt,---that's sea-trout and caller*
* [For Scotch expressions, see Glossary at end of volume.]
haddocks,'' said Mackitchinson, twisting his napkin; ``and ye'll
be for a mutton-chop, and there's cranberry tarts, very weel
preserved, and---and there's just ony thing else ye like.''
``Which is to say, there is nothing else whatever? Well,
well, the fish and the chop, and the tarts, will do very well. But
don't imitate the cautious delay that you praise in the courts of
justice. Let there be no remits from the inner to the outer
house, hear ye me?''
``Na, na,'' said Mackitchinson, whose long and heedful perusal
of volumes of printed session papers had made him acquainted
with some law phrases---``the denner shall be served quam
primum and that peremptorie.'' And with the flattering laugh of
a promising host, he left them in his sanded parlour, hung with
prints of the Four Seasons.
As, notwithstanding his pledge to the contrary, the glorious
delays of the law were not without their parallel in the kitchen
of the inn, our younger traveller had an opportunity to step out
and make some inquiry of the people of the house concerning
the rank and station of his companion. The information which
he received was of a general and less authentic nature, but quite
sufficient to make him acquainted with the name, history, and
circumstances of the gentleman, whom we shall endeavour, in
a few words, to introduce more accurately to our readers.
Jonathan Oldenbuck, or Oldinbuck, by popular contraction
Oldbuck, of Monkbarns, was the second son of a gentleman
possessed of a small property in the neighbourhood of a thriving
seaport town on the north-eastern coast of Scotland, which, for
various reasons, we shall denominate Fairport. They had been
established for several generations, as landowners in the county,
and in most shires of England would have been accounted a
family of some standing But the shire of ------ was filled with
gentlemen of more ancient descent and larger fortune. In the
last generation, also, the neighbouring gentry had been almost
uniformly Jacobites, while the proprietors of Monkbarns, like
the burghers of the town near which they were settled, were
steady assertors of the Protestant succession. The latter had,
however, a pedigree of their own, on which they prided themselves
as much as those who despised them valued their
respective Saxon, Norman, or Celtic genealogies. The first
Oldenbuck, who had settled in their family mansion shortly
after the Reformation, was, they asserted, descended from one
of the original printers of Germany, and had left his country in
consequence of the persecutions directed against the professors of
the Reformed religion. He had found a refuge in the town
near which his posterity dwelt, the more readily that he was a
sufferer in the Protestant cause, and certainly not the less so,
that he brought with him money enough to purchase the small
estate of Monkbarns, then sold by a dissipated laird, to whose
father it had been gifted, with other church lands, on the dissolution
of the great and wealthy monastery to which it had
belonged. The Oldenbucks were therefore, loyal subjects on all
occasions of insurrection; and, as they kept up a good intelligence
with the borough, it chanced that the Laird of Monkbarns, who
flourished in 1745, was provost of the town during that ill-fated
year, and had exerted himself with much spirit in favour of
King George, and even been put to expenses on that score,
which, according to the liberal conduct of the existing government
towards their friends, had never been repaid him. By
dint of solicitation, however, and borough interest, he contrived
to gain a place in the customs, and, being a frugal, careful man,
had found himself enabled to add considerably to his paternal
fortune. He had only two sons, of whom, as we have hinted,
the present laird was the younger, and two daughters, one of
whom still flourished in single blessedness, and the other, who
was greatly more juvenile, made a love-match with a captain in
the Forty-twa, who had no other fortune but his commission and
a Highland pedigree. Poverty disturbed a union which love
would otherwise have made happy, and Captain M`Intyre, in
justice to his wife and two children, a boy and girl, had found
himself obliged to seek his fortune in the East Indies. Being
ordered upon an expedition against Hyder Ally, the detachment
to which he belonged was cut off, and no news ever reached his
unfortunate wife, whether he fell in battle, or was murdered in
prison, or survived in what the habits of the Indian tyrant
rendered a hopeless captivity. She sunk under the accumulated
load of grief and uncertainty, and left a son and daughter to the
charge of her brother, the existing Laird of Monkbarns.
The history of that proprietor himself is soon told. Being,
as we have said, a second son, his father destined him to a share
in a substantial mercantile concern, carried on by some of his
maternal relations. From this Jonathan's mind revolted in the
most irreconcilable manner. He was then put apprentice to the
profession of a writer, or attorney, in which he profited so far,
that he made himself master of the whole forms of feudal investitures,
and showed such pleasure in reconciling their incongruities,
and tracing their origin, that his master had great hope
he would one day be an able conveyancer. But he halted upon
the threshold, and, though he acquired some knowledge of the
origin and system of the law of his country, he could never be
persuaded to apply it to lucrative and practical purposes. It
was not from any inconsiderate neglect of the advantages attending
the possession of money that he thus deceived the hopes
of his master. ``Were he thoughtless or light-headed, or rei suae
prodigus,'' said his instructor, ``I would know what to make of
him. But he never pays away a shilling without looking
anxiously after the change, makes his sixpence go farther than
another lad's half-crown, and wilt ponder over an old black-letter
copy of the acts of parliament for days, rather than go to
the golf or the change-house; and yet he will not bestow one of
these days on a little business of routine, that would put twenty
shillings in his pocket---a strange mixture of frugality and
industry, and negligent indolence---I don't know what to make
of him. ''
But in process of time his pupil gained the means of making
what he pleased of himself; for his father having died, was not
long survived by his eldest son, an arrant fisher and fowler, who
departed this life, in consequence of a cold caught in his vocation,
while shooting ducks in the swamp called Kittlefittingmoss,
notwithstanding his having drunk a bottle of brandy that
very night to keep the cold out of his stomach. Jonathan,
therefore, succeeded to the estate, and with it to the means of
subsisting without the hated drudgery of the law. His wishes
were very moderate; and as the rent of his small property rose
with the improvement of the country, it soon greatly exceeded
his wants and expenditure; and though too indolent to make
money, he was by no means insensible to the pleasure of beholding
it accumulate. The burghers of the town near which he
lived regarded him with a sort of envy, as one who affected to
divide himself from their rank in society, and whose studies and
pleasures seemed to them alike incomprehensible. Still, however,
a sort of hereditary respect for the Laird of Monkbarns, augmented
by the knowledge of his being a ready-money man, kept
up his consequence with this class of his neighbours. The country
gentlemen were generally above him in fortune, and beneath
him in intellect, and, excepting one with whom he lived in
habits of intimacy, had little intercourse with Mr. Oldbuck of
Monkbarns. He, had, however, the usual resources, the company
of the clergyman, and of the doctor, when he chose to
request it, and also his own pursuits and pleasures, being in
correspondence with most of the virtuosi of his time, who, like
himself, measured decayed entrenchments, made plans of ruined
castles, read illegible inscriptions, and wrote essays on medals in
the proportion of twelve pages to each letter of the legend.
Some habits of hasty irritation he had contracted, partly, it was
said in the borough of Fairport, from an early disappointment in
love in virtue of which he had commenced misogynist, as he
called it, but yet more by the obsequious attention paid to him
by his maiden sister and his orphan niece, whom he had trained
to consider him as the greatest man upon earth, and whom he
used to boast of as the only women he had ever seen who were
well broke in and bitted to obedience; though, it must be owned,
Miss Grizzy Oldbuck was sometimes apt to jibb when he pulled
the reins too tight. The rest of his character must be gathered
from the story, and we dismiss with pleasure the tiresome task
of recapitulation.
During the time of dinner, Mr. Oldbuck, actuated by the same
curiosity which his fellow-traveller had entertained on his account,
made some advances, which his aye and station entitled
him to do in a more direct manner, towards ascertaining the
name, destination, and quality of his young companion.
His name, the young gentleman said, was Lovel.
``What! the cat, the rat, and Lovel our dog? Was he descended
from King Richard's favourite?''
``He had no pretensions,'' he said, ``to call himself a whelp
of that litter; his father was a north-of-England gentleman.
He was at present travelling to Fairport (the town near to
which Monkbarns was situated), and, if he found the place agreeable,
might perhaps remain there for some weeks.''
``Was Mr. Lovel's excursion solely for pleasure?''
``Not entirely.''
``Perhaps on business with some of the commercial people of
Fairport?''
``It was partly on business, but had no reference to commerce.''
Here he paused; and Mr. Oldbuck, having pushed his inquiries
as far as good manners permitted, was obliged to change
the conversation. The Antiquary, though by no means an
enemy to good cheer, was a determined foe to all unnecessary
expense on a journey; and upon his companion giving a hint
concerning a bottle of port wine, he drew a direful picture
of the mixture, which, he said, was usually sold under that
denomination, and affirming that a little punch was more
genuine and better suited for the season, he laid his hand upon
the bell to order the materials. But Mackitchinson had, in his
own mind, settled their beverage otherwise, and appeared bearing
in his hand an immense double quart bottle, or magnum, as
it is called in Scotland, covered with saw-dust and cobwebs, the
warrants of its antiquity.
``Punch!'' said he, catching that generous sound as he
entered the parlour, ``the deil a drap punch ye'se get here the
day, Monkbarns, and that ye may lay your account wi'.''
``What do you mean, you impudent rascal?''
``Ay, ay, it's nae matter for that---but do you mind the trick
ye served me the last time ye were here!''
``I trick you!''
``Ay, just yoursell, Monkbarns. The Laird o' Tamlowrie
and Sir Gilbert Grizzlecleuch, and Auld Rossballoh, and the
Bailie, were just setting in to make an afternoon o't, and you,
wi' some o' your auld-warld stories, that the mind o' man canna
resist, whirl'd them to the back o' beyont to look at the auld
Roman camp---Ah, sir!'' turning to Lovel, ``he wad wile the
bird aff the tree wi' the tales he tells about folk lang syne---
and did not I lose the drinking o' sax pints o' gude claret, for
the deil ane wad hae stirred till he had seen that out at the
least?''
``D'ye hear the impudent scoundrel!'' said Monkbarns, but
laughing at the same time; for the worthy landlord, as he used
to boast, know the measure of a guest's foot as well as e'er a
souter on this side Solway; ``well, well, you may send us in a
bottle of port.''
``Port! na, na! ye maun leave port and punch to the like o'
us, it's claret that's fit for you lairds; and, I dare say, nane of
the folk ye speak so much o' ever drank either of the twa.''
``Do you hear how absolute the knave is? Well, my young
friend, we must for once prefer the Falernian to the vile
Sabinum.''
The ready landlord had the cork instantly extracted, decanted
the wine into a vessel of suitable capaciousness, and, declaring
it parfumed the very room, left his guests to make the most of it.
Mackitchinson's wine was really good, and had its effect
upon the spirits of the elder guest, who told some good stories,
cut some sly jokes, and at length entered into a learned discussion
concerning the ancient dramatists; a ground on which he found
his new acquaintance so strong, that at length be began to suspect
he had made them his professional study. ``A traveller
partly for business and partly for pleasure?---why, the stage
partakes of both; it is a labour to the performers, and affords,
or is meant to afford, pleasure to the spectators. He seems, in
manner and rank, above the class of young men who take that
turn; but I remember hearing them say, that the little theatre
at Fairport was to open with the performance of a young
gentleman, being his first appearance on any stage.---If this
should be thee, Lovel!---Lovel? yes, Lovel or Belville are just
the names which youngsters are apt to assume on such occasions
---on my life, I am sorry for the lad.''
Mr. Oldbuck was habitually parsimonious, but in no respects
mean; his first thought was to save his fellow-traveller any part
of the expense of the entertainment, which he supposed must
be in his situation more or less inconvenient. He therefore
took an opportunity of settling privately with Mr. Mackitchinson.
The young traveller remonstrated against his liberality, and only
acquiesced in deference to his years and respectability.
The mutual satisfaction which they found in each other's
society induced Mr. Oldbuck to propose, and Lovel willingly to
accept, a scheme for travelling together to the end of their journey.
Mr. Oldbuck intimated a wish to pay two-thirds of the
hire of a post-chaise, saying, that a proportional quantity of
room was necessary to his accommodation; but this Mr. Lovel
resolutely declined. Their expense then was mutual, unless
when Lovel occasionally slipt a shilling into the hand of a
growling postilion; for Oldbuck, tenacious of ancient customs,
never extended his guerdon beyond eighteen-pence a stage. In
this manner they travelled, until they arrived at Fairport*
* [The ``Fairport'' of this novel is supposed to refer to the town of
* Arbroath, in Forfarshire, and ``Musselcrag,'' post, to the fishing village of
* Auchmithie, in the same county.]
about two o'clock on the following day.
Lovel probably expected that his travelling companion would
have invited him to dinner on his arrival; but his consciousness
of a want of ready preparation for unexpected guests, and perhaps
some other reasons, prevented Oldbuck from paying him that
attention. He only begged to see him as early as he could
make it convenient to call in a forenoon, recommended him to a
widow who had apartments to let, and to a person who kept a
decent ordinary; cautioning both of them apart, that he only
knew Mr. Lovel as a pleasant companion in a post-chaise, and
did not mean to guarantee any bills which he might contract
while residing at Fairport. The young gentleman's figure and
manners; not to mention a well-furnished trunk, which soon
arrived by sea, to his address at Fairport, probably went as
far in his favour as the limited recommendation of his fellow-traveller.
He had a routh o' auld nick-nackets,
Rusty airn caps, and jinglin-jackets,
Would held the Loudons three in tackets,
A towmond gude;
And parritch-pats, and auld sayt-backets,
Afore the flude.
Burns.
After he had settled himself in his new apartments at Fairport,
Mr. Lovel bethought him of paying the requested visit to his
fellow-traveller. He did not make it earlier, because, with all
the old gentleman's good-humour and information, there had
sometimes glanced forth in his language and manner towards
him an air of superiority, which his companion considered as
being fully beyond what the difference of age warranted. He
therefore waited the arrival of his baggage from Edinburgh,
that he might arrange his dress according to the fashion of the
day, and make his exterior corresponding to the rank in society
which he supposed or felt himself entitled to hold.
It was the fifth day after his arrival, that, having made the
necessary inquiries concerning the road, he went forth to pay
his respects at Monkbarns. A footpath leading over a heathy
hill, and through two or three meadows, conducted him to
this mansion, which stood on the opposite side of the hill aforesaid,
and commanded a fine prospect of the bay and shipping.
Secluded from the town by the rising ground, which also
screened it from the north-west wind, the house had a solitary,
and sheltered appearance. The exterior had little to recommend
it. It was an irregular old-fashioned building, some part of
which had belonged to a grange, or solitary farm-house, inhabited
by the bailiff, or steward, of the monastery, when the place was
in possession of the monks. It was here that the community
stored up the grain, which they received as ground-rent from
their vassals; for, with the prudence belonging to their order,
all their conventional revenues were made payable in kind, and
hence, as the present proprietor loved to tell, came the name of
Monkbarns. To the remains of the bailiff's house, the succeeding
lay inhabitants had made various additions in proportion to
the accommodation required by their families; and, as this was
done with an equal contempt of convenience within and architectural
regularity without, the whole bore the appearance of a
hamlet which had suddenly stood still when in the act of
leading down one of Amphion's, or Orpheus's, country dances.
It was surrounded by tall clipped hedges of yew and holly,
some of which still exhibited the skill of the topiarian artist, *
* Ars Topiaria, the art of clipping yew-hedges into fantastic figures.
* A Latin poem, entitled Ars Topiaria, contains a curious account of the
* process.
and presented curious arm-chairs, towers, and the figures of
Saint George and the Dragon. The taste of Mr. Oldbuck did
not disturb these monuments of an art now unknown, and he
was the less tempted so to do, as it must necessarily have
broken the heart of the old gardener. One tall embowering
holly was, however, sacred from the shears; and, on a garden
seat beneath its shade, Lovel beheld his old friend with spectacles
on nose, and pouch on side, busily employed in perusing the
London Chronicle, soothed by the summer breeze through the
rustling leaves, and the distant dash of the waves as they
rippled upon the sand.
Mr. Oldbuck immediately rose, and advanced to greet his
travelling acquaintance with a hearty shake of the hand. ``By
my faith,'' said he, ``I began to think you had changed your
mind, and found the stupid people of Fairport so tiresome, that
you judged them unworthy of your talents, and had taken
French leave, as my old friend and brother-antiquary Mac-Cribb
did, when he went off with one of my Syrian medals.''
``I hope, my good sir, I should have fallen under no such
imputation.''
``Quite as bad, let me tell you, if you had stolen yourself
away without giving me the pleasure of seeing you again. I
had rather you had taken my copper Otho himself.---But come,
let me show you the way into my sanctum sanctorum---my cell
I may call it, for, except two idle hussies of womankind,'' (by
this contemptuous phrase, borrowed from his brother-antiquary,
the cynic Anthony a-Wood, Mr. Oldbuck was used to denote
the fair sex in general, and his sister and niece in particular),
``that, on some idle pretext of relationship, have established
themselves in my premises, I live here as much a Coenobite as
my predecessor, John o' the Girnell, whose grave I will show
you by and by.''
Thus speaking the old gentleman led the way through a
low door; but before entrance, suddenly stopped short to point
out some vestiges of what he called an inscription, and, shaking
his head as he pronounced it totally illegible, ``Ah! if you but
knew, Mr. Lovel, the time and trouble that these mouldering
traces of letters have cost me! No mother ever travailed so for
a child---and all to no purpose---although I am almost positive
that these two last marks imply the figures, or letters, LV, and
may give us a good guess at the real date of the building, since
we know, aliunde, that it was founded by Abbot Waldimir
about the middle of the fourteenth century---and, I profess, I
think that centre ornament might be made out by better eyes
than mine.''
``I think,'' answered Lovel, willing to humour the old man,
``it has something the appearance of a mitre.''
``I protest you are right! you are right! it never struck me
before---see what it is to have younger eyes---A mitre---a mitre
---it corresponds in every respect.''
The resemblance was not much nearer than that of Polonius's
cloud to a whale, or an owzel; it was sufficient, however, to set
the Antiquary's brains to work. ``A mitre, my dear sir,'' continued
he, as he led the way through a labyrinth of inconvenient
and dark passages, and accompanied his disquisition with certain
necessary cautions to his guest---``A mitre, my dear sir, will
suit our abbot as well as a bishop---he was a mitred abbot, and
at the very top of the roll---take care of these three steps---I
know Mac-Cribb denies this, but it is as certain as that he took
away my Antigonus, no leave asked---you'll see the name of the
Abbot of Trotcosey, Abbas Trottocosiensis, at the head of the
rolls of parliament in the fourteenth and fifteenth centuries---
there is very little light here, and these cursed womankind
always leave their tubs in the passage---now take, care of the
corner---ascend twelve steps, and ye are safe!''
Mr. Oldbuck had by this time attained the top of the winding
stair which led to his own apartment, and opening a door, and
pushing aside a piece of tapestry with which it was covered, his
first exclamation was, ``What are you about here, you sluts?''
A dirty barefooted chambermaid threw down her duster, detected
in the heinous fact of arranging the sanctum sanctorum,
and fled out of an opposite door from the face of her incensed
master. A genteel-looking young woman, who was superintending
the operation, stood her ground, but with some timidity.
``Indeed, uncle, your room was not fit to be seen, and I just
came to see that Jenny laid everything down where she took
it up.''
``And how dare you, or Jenny either, presume to meddle
with my private matters?'' (Mr. Oldbuck hated puttting to
rights as much as Dr. Orkborne, or any other professed student.)
``Go, sew your sampler, you monkey, and do not let me find
you here again, as you value your ears.---I assure you, Mr.
Lovel, that the last inroad of these pretended friends to cleanliness
was almost as fatal to my collection as Hudibras's visit to
that of Sidrophel; and I have ever since missed
My copperplate, with almanacks
Engraved upon't and other knacks
My moon-dial, with Napier's bones,
And several constellation Stones;
My flea, my morpeon, and punaise,
I purchased for my proper ease.
And so forth, as old Butler has it.''
The young lady, after courtesying to Lovel, had taken the
opportunity to make her escape during this enumeration of
losses. ``You'll be poisoned here with the volumes of dust they
have raised,'' continued the Antiquary; ``but I assure you the
dust was very ancient, peaceful, quiet dust, about an hour ago,
and would have remained so for a hundred years, had not these
gipsies disturbed it, as they do everything else in the world.''
It was indeed some time before Lovel could, through the
thick atmosphere, perceive in what sort of den his friend had
constructed his retreat. It was a lofty room of middling size,
obscurely lighted by high narrow latticed windows. One end
was entirely occupied by book-shelves, greatly too limited in
space for the number of volumes placed upon them, which were,
therefore, drawn up in ranks of two or three files deep, while
numberless others littered the floor and the tables, amid a chaos
of maps, engraving, scraps of parchment, bundles of papers,
pieces of old armour, swords, dirks, helmets, and Highland
targets. Behind Mr. Oldbuck's seat (which was an ancient
leathern-covered easy-chair, worn smooth by constant use) was
a huge oaken cabinet, decorated at each corner with Dutch
cherubs, having their little duck-wings displayed, and great
jolter-headed visages placed between them. The top of this
cabinet was covered with busts, and Roman lamps and paterae,
intermingled with one or two bronze figures. The walls of the
apartment were partly clothed with grim old tapestry, representing
the memorable story of Sir Gawaine's wedding, in which
full justice was done to the ugliness of the Lothely Lady;
although, to judge from his own looks, the gentle knight had
less reason to be disgusted with the match on account of
disparity of outward favour, than the romancer has given us to
understand. The rest of the room was panelled, or wainscotted,
with black oak, against which hung two or three portraits in
armour, being characters in Scottish history, favourites of Mr.
Oldbuck, and as many in tie-wigs and laced coats, staring
representatives of his own ancestors. A large old-fashioned
oaken table was covered with a profusion of papers, parchments,
books, and nondescript trinkets and gewgaws, which seemed to
have little to recommend them, besides rust and the antiquity
which it indicates. In the midst of this wreck of ancient books
and utensils, with a gravity equal to Marius among the ruins
of Carthage, sat a large black cat, which, to a superstitious eye,
might have presented the genius loci, the tutelar demon of the
apartment. The floor, as well as the table and chairs, was overflowed
by the same mare magnum of miscellaneous trumpery,
where it would have been as impossible to find any individual
article wanted, as to put it to any use when discovered.
Amid this medley, it was no easy matter to find one's way to
a chair, without stumbling over a prostrate folio, or the still
more awkward mischance of overturning some piece of Roman
or ancient British pottery. And, when the chair was attained,
it had to be disencumbered, with a careful hand, of engravings
which might have received damage, and of antique spurs and
buckles, which would certainly have occasioned it to any sudden
occupant. Of this the Antiquary made Lovel particularly aware,
adding, that his friend, the Rev. Doctor Heavysterne from the Low
Countries, had sustained much injury by sitting down suddenly
and incautiously on three ancient calthrops, or craw-taes, which
had been lately dug up in the bog near Bannockburn, and
which, dispersed by Robert Bruce to lacerate the feet of the
English chargers, came thus in process of time to endamage the
sitting part of a learned professor of Utrecht.
Having at length fairly settled himself, and being nothing
loath to make inquiry concerning the strange objects around
him, which his host was equally ready, as far as possible, to
explain, Lovel was introduced to a large club, or bludgeon,
with an iron spike at the end of it, which, it seems, had been
lately found in a field on the Monkbarns property, adjacent to
an old burying-ground. It had mightily the air of such a stick
as the Highland reapers use to walk with on their annual
peregrinations from their mountains; but Mr. Oldbuck was
strongly tempted to believe, that, as its shape was singular, it
might have been one of the clubs with which the monks armed
their peasants in lieu of more martial weapons,---whence, he
observed, the villains were called Colve-carles, or Kolb-kerls,
that is, Clavigeri, or club-bearers. For the truth of this custom,
he quoted the chronicle of Antwerp and that of St. Martin;
against which authorities Lovel had nothing to oppose, having
never heard of them till that moment.
Mr. Oldbuck next exhibited thumb-screws, which had given
the Covenanters of former days the cramp in their joints, and
a collar with the name of a fellow convicted of theft, whose
services, as the inscription bore, had been adjudged to a neighbouring
baron, in lieu of the modern Scottish punishment,
which, as Oldbuck said, sends such culprits to enrich England
by their labour, and themselves by their dexterity. Many and
various were the other curiosities which he showed;---but it
was chiefly upon his books that he prided himself, repeating,
with a complacent air, as he led the way to the crowded and
dusty shelves, the verses of old Chaucer---
For he would rather have, at his bed-head,
A twenty books, clothed in black or red,
Of Aristotle, or his philosophy,
Than robes rich, rebeck, or saltery.
This pithy motto he delivered, shaking his head, and giving
each guttural the true Anglo-Saxon enunciation, which is now
forgotten in the southern parts of this realm.
The collection was indeed a curious one, and might well be
envied by an amateur. Yet it was not collected at the enormous
prices of modern times, which are sufficient to have appalled
the most determined as well as earliest bibliomaniac upon
record, whom we take to have been none else than the renowned
Don Quixote de la Mancha, as, among other slight indications
of an infirm understanding, he is stated, by his veracious
historian, Cid Hamet Benengeli, to have exchanged fields and
farms for folios and quartos of chivalry. In this species of
exploit, the good knight-errant has been imitated by lords,
knights, and squires of our own day, though we have not yet
heard of any that has mistaken an inn for a castle, or laid his
lance in rest against a windmill. Mr. Oldbuck did not follow
these collectors in such excess of expenditure; but, taking a
pleasure in the personal labour of forming his library, saved
his purse at the expense of his time and toil, He was no
encourager of that ingenious race of peripatetic middle-men,
who, trafficking between the obscure keeper of a stall and the
eager amateur, make their profit at once of the ignorance of
the former, and the dear-bought skill and taste of the latter.
When such were mentioned in his hearing, he seldom failed to
point out how necessary it was to arrest the object of your
curiosity in its first transit, and to tell his favourite story of
Snuffy Davie and Caxton's Game at Chess.---``Davy Wilson,''
he said, ``commonly called Snuffy Davy, from his inveterate
addiction to black rappee, was the very prince of scouts for
searching blind alleys, cellars, and stalls for rare volumes. He
had the scent of a slow-hound, sir, and the snap of a bull-dog.
He would detect you an old black-letter ballad among the
leaves of a law-paper, and find an editio princeps under the
mask of a school Corderius. Snuffy Davy bought the `Game
of Chess, 1474,' the first book ever printed in England, from a
stall in Holland, for about two groschen, or twopence of our
money. He sold it to Osborne for twenty pounds, and as many
books as came to twenty pounds more. Osborne resold this
inimitable windfall to Dr. Askew for sixty guineas. At Dr.
Askew's sale,'' continued the old gentleman, kindling as he
spoke, ``this inestimable treasure blazed forth in its full value,
and was purchased by Royalty itself for one hundred and
seventy pounds!---Could a copy now occur, Lord only knows,''
he ejaculated, with a deep sigh and lifted-up hands---``Lord
only knows what would be its ransom; and yet it was originally
secured, by skill and research, for the easy equivalent of two-pence
sterling.* Happy, thrice happy, Snuffy Davie!---and
* This bibliomaniacal anecdote is literally true; and David Wilson, the
* author need not tell his brethren of the Roxburghe and Bannatyne Clubs,
* was a real personage.
blessed were the times when thy industry could be so rewarded!
``Even I, sir,'' he went on, ``though far inferior in industry
and discernment and presence of mind, to that great man, can
show you a few---a very few things, which I have collected, not
by force of money, as any wealthy man might,---although, as
my friend Lucian says, he might chance to throw away his
coin only to illustrate his ignorance,---but gained in a manner
that shows I know something of the matter. See this bundle
of ballads, not one of them later than 1700, and some of them
an hundred years older. I wheedled an old woman out of these,
who loved them better than her psalm-book. Tobacco, sir,
snuff, and the Complete Syren, were the equivalent! For that,
mutilated copy of the Complaynt of Scotland, I sat out the
drinking of two dozen bottles of strong ale with the late learned
proprietor, who, in gratitude, bequeathed it to me by his last
will. These little Elzevirs are the memoranda and trophies of
many a walk by night and morning through the Cowgate, the
Canongate, the Bow, St. Mary's Wynd,---wherever, in fine,
there were to be found brokers and trokers, those miscellaneous
dealers in things rare and curious. How often have I stood
haggling on a halfpenny, lest, by a too ready acquiescence in
the dealer's first price, he should be led to suspect the value I
set upon the article!---how have I trembled, lest some passing
stranger should chop in between me and the prize, and regarded
each poor student of divinity that stopped to turn over the
books at the stall, as a rival amateur, or prowling bookseller in
disguise!---And then, Mr. Lovel, the sly satisfaction with which
one pays the consideration, and pockets the article, affecting a
cold indifference, while the hand is trembling with pleasure!---
Then to dazzle the eyes of our wealthier and emulous rivals by
showing them such a treasure as this'' (displaying a little black
smoked book about the size of a primer); ``to enjoy their surprise
and envy, shrouding meanwhile, under a veil of mysterious
consciousness, our own superior knowledge and dexterity
these, my young friend, these are the white moments of life,
that repay the toil, and pains, and sedulous attention, which
our profession, above all others, so peculiarly demands!''
Lovel was not a little amused at hearing the old gentleman
run on in this manner, and, however incapable of entering into
the full merits of what he beheld, he admired, as much as
could have been expected, the various treasures which Oldbuck
exhibited. Here were editions esteemed as being the first, and
there stood those scarcely less regarded as being the last and
best; here was a book valued because it had the author's final
improvements, and there another which (strange to tell!) was
in request because it had them not. One was precious because
it was a folio, another because it was a duodecimo; some
because they were tall, some because they were short; the
merit of this lay in the title-page---of that in the arrangement
of the letters in the word Finis. There was, it seemed, no
peculiar distinction, however trifling or minute, which might
not give value to a volume, providing the indispensable quality
of scarcity, or rare occurrence, was attached to it.
Not the least fascinating was the original broadside,---the
Dying Speech, Bloody Murder, or Wonderful Wonder of
Wonders,---in its primary tattered guise, as it was hawked
through the streets, and sold for the cheap and easy price of
one penny, though now worth the weight of that penny in gold.
On these the Antiquary dilated with transport, and read, with
a rapturous voice, the elaborate titles, which bore the same
proportion to the contents that the painted signs without a
showman's booth do to the animals within. Mr. Oldbuck, for
example, piqued himself especially in possessing an unique broadside,
entitled and called ``Strange and Wonderful News from
Chipping-Norton, in the County of Oxon, of certain dreadful
Apparitions which were seen in the Air on the 26th of July
1610, at Half an Hour after Nine o'Clock at Noon, and
continued till Eleven, in which Time was seen Appearances of
several flaming Swords, strange Motions of the superior Orbs;
with the unusual Sparkling of the Stars, with their dreadful
Continuations; With the Account of the Opening of the Heavens,
and strange Appearances therein disclosing themselves, with
several other prodigious Circumstances not heard of in any Age,
to the great Amazement of the Beholders, as it was communicated
in a Letter to one Mr. Colley, living in West Smithfield,
and attested by Thomas Brown, Elizabeth Greenaway, and
Anne Gutheridge, who were Spectators of the dreadful Apparitions:
And if any one would be further satisfied of the Truth
of this Relation, let them repair to Mr. Nightingale's at the
Bear Inn, in West Smithfield, and they may be satisfied.''*
* Of this thrice and four times rare broadside, the author possesses an
* exemplar.
``You laugh at this,'' said the proprietor of the collection,
``and I forgive you. I do acknowledge that the charms on
which we doat are not so obvious to the eyes of youth as those
of a fair lady; but you will grow wiser, and see more justly,
when you come to wear spectacles.---Yet stay, I have one piece
of antiquity, which you, perhaps, will prize more highly.''
So saying, Mr. Oldbuck unlocked a drawer, and took out a
bundle of keys, then pulled aside a piece of the tapestry which
concealed the door of a small closet, into which he descended
by four stone steps, and, after some tinkling among bottles and
cans, produced two long-stalked wine-glasses with bell mouths,
such as are seen in Teniers' pieces, and a small bottle of what be
called rich racy canary, with a little bit of diet cake, on a small
silver server of exquisite old workmanship. ``I will say nothing
of the server,'' he remarked, ``though it is said to have been
wrought by the old mad Florentine, Benvenuto Cellini. But,
Mr. Lovel, our ancestors drank sack---you, who admire the
drama, know where that's to be found.---Here's success to your
exertions at Fairport, sir!''
``And to you, sir, and an ample increase to your treasure,
with no more trouble on your part than is just necessary to
make the acquisitions valuable.''
After a libation so suitable to the amusement in which they
had been engaged, Lovel rose to take his leave, and Mr. Oldbuck
prepared to give him his company a part of the way, and
show him something worthy of his curiosity on his return to
Fairport.
The pawkie auld carle cam ower the lea,
Wi' mony good-e'ens and good-morrows to me,
Saying, Kind Sir, for your courtesy,
Will ye lodge a silly puir man?
The Gaberlunzie Man.
Our two friends moved through a little orchard, where the
aged apple-trees, well loaded with fruit, showed, as is usual in
the neighbourhood of monastic buildings, that the days of the
monks had not always been spent in indolence, but often
dedicated to horticulture and gardening. Mr. Oldbuck failed
not to make Lovel remark, that the planters of those days were
possessed of the modern secret of preventing the roots of the
fruit-trees from penetrating the till, and compelling them to
spread in a lateral direction, by placing paving-stones beneath
the trees when first planted, so as to interpose between their
fibres and the subsoil. ``This old fellow,'' he said, ``which was
blown down last summer, and still, though half reclined on the
ground, is covered with fruit, has been, as you may see, accommodated
with such a barrier between his roots and the unkindly
till. That other tree has a story:---the fruit is called the
Abbot's Apple; the lady of a neighbouring baron was so fond
of it, that she would often pay a visit to Monkbarns, to have the
pleasure of gathering it from the tree. The husband, a jealous
man, belike, suspected that a taste so nearly resembling that of
Mother Eve prognosticated a similar fall. As the honour of a
noble family is concerned, I will say no more on the subject,
only that the lands of Lochard and Cringlecut still pay a fine
of six bolls of barley annually, to atone the guilt of their
audacious owner, who intruded himself and his worldly suspicions
upon the seclusion of the Abbot and his penitent.---
Admire the little belfry rising above the ivy-mantled porch---
there was here a hospitium, hospitals, or hospitamentum (for
it is written all these various ways in the old writings and
evidents), in which the monks received pilgrims. I know our
minister has said, in the Statistical Account, that the hospitium
was situated either in the lands of Haltweary or upon those of
Half-starvet; but he is incorrect, Mr. Lovel---that is the gate
called still the Palmer's Port, and my gardener found many
hewn stones, when he was trenching the ground for winter
celery, several of which I have sent as specimens to my learned
friends, and to the various antiquarian societies of which I am
an unworthy member. But I will say no more at present; I
reserve something for another visit, and we have an object of
real curiosity before us.''
While he was thus speaking, he led the way briskly through
one or two rich pasture-meadows, to an open heath or common,
and so to the top of a gentle eminence. ``Here,'' he said,
``Mr. Lovel, is a truly remarkable spot.''
``It commands a fine view,'' said his companion, looking
around him.
``True: but it is not for the prospect I brought you hither;
do you see nothing else remarkable?---nothing on the surface of
the ground?''
``Why, yes; I do see something like a ditch, indistinctly
marked.''
``Indistinctly!---pardon me, sir, but the indistinctness must
be in your powers of vision. Nothing can be more plainly
traced---a proper agger or vallum, with its corresponding ditch
or fossa. Indistinctly! why, Heaven help you, the lassie, my
niece, as light-headed a goose as womankind affords, saw the
traces of the ditch at once. Indistinct!---why, the great station
at Ardoch, or that at Burnswark in Annandale, may be clearer,
doubtless, because they are stative forts, whereas this was only
an occasional encampment. Indistinct!---why, you must suppose
that fools, boors, and idiots, have ploughed up the land,
and, like beasts and ignorant savages, have thereby obliterated
two sides of the square, and greatly injured the third; but you
see, yourself, the fourth side is quite entire!''
Lovel endeavoured to apologize, and to explain away his
ill-timed phrase, and pleaded his inexperience. But he was not
at once quite successful. His first expression had come too
frankly and naturally not to alarm the Antiquary, and he could
not easily get over the shock it had given him.
``My dear sir,'' continued the senior, ``your eyes are not
inexperienced: you know a ditch from level ground, I presume,
when you see them? Indistinct! why, the very common people,
the very least boy that can herd a cow, calls it the Kaim of
Kinprunes; and if that does not imply an ancient camp, I am
ignorant what does.''
Lovel having again acquiesced, and at length lulled to sleep
the irritated and suspicious vanity of the Antiquary, he proceeded
in his task of cicerone. ``You must know,'' he said, ``our
Scottish antiquaries have been greatly divided about the local
situation of the final conflict between Agricola and the Caledonians;
some contend for Ardoch in Strathallan, some for
Innerpeffry, some for the Raedykes in the Mearns, and some
are for carrying the scene of action as far north as Blair in
Athole. Now, after all this discussion,'' continued the old
gentleman, with one of his slyest and most complacent looks,
``what would you think, Mr. Lovel,---I say, what would you
think,---if the memorable scene of conflict should happen to be
on the very spot called the Kaim of Kinprunes, the property
of the obscure and humble individual who now speaks to you?''
Then, having paused a little, to suffer his guest to digest a
communication so important, he resumed his disquisition in a
higher tone. ``Yes, my good friend, I am indeed greatly
deceived if this place does not correspond with all the marks of
that celebrated place of action. It was near to the Grampian
mountains---lo! yonder they are, mixing and contending with
the sky on the skirts of the horizon! It was in conspectu classis
---in sight of the Roman fleet; and would any admiral, Roman
or British, wish a fairer bay to ride in than that on your right
hand? It is astonishing how blind we professed antiquaries
sometimes are! Sir Robert Sibbald, Saunders Gordon, General
Roy, Dr. Stokely,---why, it escaped all of them. I was unwilling
to say a word about it till I had secured the ground, for it
belonged to auld Johnnie Howie, a bonnet-laird* hard by, and
* A bonnet-laird signifies a petty proprietor, wearing the dress, along
* with the habits of a yeoman.
many a communing we had before he and I could agree. At
length---I am almost ashamed to say it---but I even brought
my mind to give acre for acre of my good corn-land for this
barren spot. But then it was a national concern; and when
the scene of so celebrated an event became my own, I was
overpaid.---Whose patriotism would not grow warmer, as old
Johnson says, on the plains of Marathon? I began to trench
the ground, to see what might be discovered; and the third
day, sir, we found a stone, which I have transported to Monkbarns,
in order to have the sculpture taken off with plaster of
Paris; it bears a sacrificing vessel, and the letters A.D.L.L.
which may stand, without much violence, for Agricola Dicavit
Libens Lubens.''
``Certainly, sir; for the Dutch Antiquaries claim Caligula
as the founder of a light-house, on the sole authority of the
letters C.C.P.F., which they interpret Caius Caligula Pharum
Fecit.''
``True, and it has ever been recorded as a sound exposition.
I see we shall make something of you even before you wear
spectacles, notwithstanding you thought the traces of this
beautiful camp indistinct when you first observed them.''
``In time, sir, and by good instruction''------
``---You will become more apt---I doubt it not. You shall
peruse, upon your next visit to Monkbarns, my trivial Essay
upon Castrametation, with some particular Remarks upon the
Vestiges of Ancient Fortifications lately discovered by the
Author at the Kaim of Kinprunes. I think I have pointed out
the infallible touchstone of supposed antiquity. I premise a
few general rules on that point, on the nature, namely, of the
evidence to be received in such cases. Meanwhile be pleased
to observe, for example, that I could press into my service
Claudian's famous line,
Ille Caledoniis posuit qui castra pruinis.
For pruinis, though interpreted to mean hoar frosts, to which I
own we are somewhat subject in this north-eastern sea-coast,
may also signify a locality, namely, Prunes; the Castra Pruinis
posita would therefore be the Kaim of Kinprunes. But I waive
this, for I am sensible it might be laid hold of by cavillers as
carrying down my Castra to the time of Theodosius, sent by
Valentinian into Britain as late as the year 367, or thereabout.
No, my good friend, I appeal to people's eye-sight. Is not here
the Decuman gate? and there, but for the ravage of the horrid
plough, as a learned friend calls it, would be the Praetorian gate.
On the left hand you may see some slight vestiges of the porta
sinistra, and on the right, one side of the porta dextra wellnigh
entire. Here, then, let us take our stand, on this tumulus,
exhibiting the foundation of ruined buildings,---the central
point---the praetorium, doubtless, of the camp. From this
place, now scarce to be distinguished but by its slight elevation
and its greener turf from the rest of the fortification, we may
suppose Agricola to have looked forth on the immense army of
Caledonians, occupying the declivities of yon opposite hill,---
the infantry rising rank over rank, as the form of ground
displayed their array to its utmost advantage,---the cavalry and
covinarii, by which I understand the charioteers---another guise
of folks from your Bond-street four-in-hand men, I trow---
scouring the more level space below---
---------See, then, Lovel---See------
See that huge battle moving from the mountains!
Their gilt coats shine like dragon scales;---their march
Like a rough tumbling storm.---See them, and view them,
And then see Rome no more!------
Yes, my dear friend, from this stance it is probable---nay,
it is nearly certain, that Julius Agricola beheld what our
Beaumont has so admirably described!---From this very Praetorium''------
A voice from behind interrupted his ecstatic description---
``Praetorian here, Praetorian there, I mind the bigging o't.''
Both at once turned round, Lovel with surprise, and Oldbuck
with mingled surprise and indignation, at so uncivil an interruption.
An auditor had stolen upon them, unseen and unheard,
amid the energy of the Antiquary's enthusiastic declamation,
and the attentive civility of Lovel. He had the exterior
appearance of a mendicant. A slouched hat of huge dimensions;
a long white beard which mingled with his grizzled hair; an
aged but strongly marked and expressive countenance, hardened,
by climate and exposure, to a right brick-dust complexion; a
long blue gown, with a pewter badge on the right arm; two or
three wallets, or bags, slung across his shoulder, for holding the
different kinds of meal, when he received his charity in kind
from those who were but a degree richer than himself:---all
these marked at once a beggar by profession, and one of that
privileged class which are called in Scotland the King's Bedesmen,
or, vulgarly, Blue-Gowns.
``What is that you say, Edie?'' said Oldbuck, hoping, perhaps,
that his ears had betrayed their duty---``what were you speaking
about!''
``About this bit bourock, your honour,'' answered the
undaunted Edie; ``I mind the bigging o't.''
``The devil you do! Why, you old fool, it was here before you
were born, and will be after you are hanged, man!''
``Hanged or drowned, here or awa, dead or alive, I mind the
bigging o't.''
``You---you---you---,'' said the Antiquary, stammering between
confusion and anger, ``you strolling old vagabond, what the devil
do you know about it?''
``Ou, I ken this about it, Monkbarns---and what profit have
I for telling ye a lie?---l just ken this about it, that about
twenty years syne, I, and a wheen hallenshakers like mysell, and
the mason-lads that built the lang dike that gaes down the
loaning, and twa or three herds maybe, just set to wark, and
built this bit thing here that ye ca' the---the---Praetorian, and
a' just for a bield at auld Aiken Drum's bridal, and a bit blithe
gae-down wi' had in't, some sair rainy weather. Mair by token,
Monkbarns, if ye howk up the bourock, as ye seem to have began,
yell find, if ye hae not fund it already, a stane that ane o' the
mason-callants cut a ladle on to have a bourd at the bridegroom,
and he put four letters on't, that's A.D.L.L.---Aiken Drum's Lang
Ladle---for Aiken was ane o' the kale-suppers o' Fife.''
``This,'' thought Lovel to himself, ``is a famous counterpart
to the story of Keip on this syde.'' He then ventured to steal
a glance at our Antiquary, but quickly withdrew it in sheer
compassion. For, gentle reader, if thou hast ever beheld the
visage of a damsel of sixteen, whose romance of true love has
been blown up by an untimely discovery, or of a child of ten
years, whose castle of cards has been blown down by a malicious
companion, I can safely aver to you, that Jonathan Oldbuck of
Monkbarns looked neither more wise nor less disconcerted.
``There is some mistake about this,'' he said, abruptly turning
away from the mendicant.
``Deil a bit on my side o' the wa','' answered the sturdy
beggar; ``I never deal in mistakes, they aye bring mischances.
---Now, Monkbarns, that young gentleman, that's wi' your
honour, thinks little of a carle like me; and yet, I'll wager I'll
tell him whar he was yestreen at the gloamin, only he maybe
wadna like to hae't spoken o' in company.''
Lovel's soul rushed to his cheeks, with the vivid blush of
two-and-twenty.
``Never mind the old rogue,'' said Mr. Oldbuck; ``don't
suppose I think the worse of you for your profession; they are
only prejudiced fools and coxcombs that do so. You remember
what old Tully says in his oration, pro Archia poeta, concerning
one of your confraternity---quis nostrum tam anino agresti ac
duro fuit---ut---ut---I forget the Latin---the meaning is, which
of us was so rude and barbarous as to remain unmoved at the
death of the great Roscius, whose advanced age was so far from
preparing us for his death, that we rather hoped one so graceful,
so excellent in his art, ought to be exempted from the common
lot of mortality? So the Prince of Orators spoke of the stage
and its professor.''
The words of the old man fell upon Lovel's ears, but without
conveying any precise idea to his mind, which was then
occupied in thinking by what means the old beggar, who still
continued to regard him with a countenance provokingly sly
and intelligent, had contrived to thrust himself into any knowledge
of his affairs. He put his hand in his pocket as the
readiest mode of intimating his desire of secrecy, and securing
the concurrence of the person whom he addressed; and while
he bestowed on him an alms, the amount of which rather bore
proportion to his fears than to his charity, looked at him
with a marked expression, which the mendicant, a physiognomist
by profession, seemed perfectly to understand.---``Never
mind me, sir---I am no tale-pyet; but there are mair een in
the warld than mine,'' answered he as he pocketed Lovel's
bounty, but in a tone to be heard by him alone, and with an
expression which amply filled up what was left unspoken.
Then turning to Oldbuck---``I am awa' to the manse, your
honour. Has your honour ony word there, or to Sir Arthur,
for I'll come in by Knockwinnock Castle again e'en?''
Oldbuck started as from a dream; and, in a hurried tone,
where vexation strove with a wish to conceal it, paying, at the
same time, a tribute to Edie's smooth, greasy, unlined hat, he
said, ``Go down, go down to Monkbarns---let them give you
some dinner---Or stay; if you do go to the manse, or to Knockwinnock,
ye need say nothing about that foolish story of yours.''
``Who, I?'' said the mendicant---``Lord bless your honour,
naebody sall ken a word about it frae me, mair than if the bit
bourock had been there since Noah's flood. But, Lord, they
tell me your honour has gien Johnnie Howie acre for acre of the
laigh crofts for this heathery knowe! Now, if he has really
imposed the bourock on ye for an ancient wark, it's my real
opinion the bargain will never haud gude, if you would just
bring down your heart to try it at the law, and say that he
beguiled ye.''
``Provoking scoundrel!'' muttered the indignant Antiquary
between his teeths---``I'll have the hangman's lash and his back
acquainted for this.'' And then, in a louder tone,---``Never
mind, Edie---it is all a mistake.''
``Troth, I am thinking sae,'' continued his tormentor, who
seemed to have pleasure in rubbing the galled wound, ``troth,
I aye thought sae; and it's no sae lang since I said to Luckie
Gemmers, `Never think you, luckie' said I, `that his honour
Monkbarns would hae done sic a daft-like thing as to gie
grund weel worth fifty shillings an acre, for a mailing that
would be dear o'a pund Scots. Na, na,' quo' I, `depend upon't
the lard's been imposed upon wi that wily do-little deevil,
Johnnie Howie.' `But Lord haud a care o' us, sirs, how can
that be,' quo' she again, `when the laird's sae book-learned,
there's no the like o' him in the country side, and Johnnie
Howie has hardly sense eneugh to ca' the cows out o' his kale-yard?'
`Aweel, aweel,' quo' I, `but ye'll hear he's circumvented
him with some of his auld-warld stories,'---for ye ken, laird,
yon other time about the bodle that ye thought was an auld
coin''------
``Go to the devil!'' said Oldbuck; and then in a more mild tone,
as one that was conscious his reputation lay at the mercy of his
antagonist, he added---``Away with you down to Monkbarns, and
when I come back, I'll send ye a bottle of ale to the kitchen.''
``Heaven reward your honour!'' This was uttered with the
true mendicant whine, as, setting his pike-staff before him, he
began to move in the direction of Monkbarns.---``But did your
honour,'' turning round, ``ever get back the siller ye gae to the
travelling packman for the bodle?''
``Curse thee, go about thy business!''
``Aweel, aweel, sir, God bless your honour! I hope ye'll ding
Johnnie Howie yet, and that I'll live to see it.'' And so saying,
the old beggar moved off, relieving Mr. Oldbuck of recollections
which were anything rather than agreeable.
``Who is this familiar old gentleman?'' said Lovel, when the
mendicant was out of hearing.
``O, one of the plagues of the country---I have been always
against poor's-rates and a work-house---I think I'll vote for
them now, to have that scoundrel shut up. O, your old-remembered
guest of a beggar becomes as well acquainted with
you as he is with his dish---as intimate as one of the beasts
familiar to man which signify love, and with which his own
trade is especially conversant. Who is he?---why, he has gone
the vole---has been soldier, ballad-singer, travelling tinker, and
is now a beggar. He is spoiled by our foolish gentry, who
laugh at his jokes, and rehearse Edie Ochiltree's good thing's as
regularly as Joe Miller's.''
``Why, he uses freedom apparently, which is the, soul of wit,''
answered Lovel.
``O ay, freedom enough,'' said the Antiquary; ``he generally
invents some damned improbable lie or another to provoke you,
like that nonsense he talked just now---not that I'll publish my
tract till I have examined the thing to the bottom.''
``In England,'' said Lovel, ``such a mendicant would get a
speedy cheek.''
``Yes, your churchwardens and dog-whips would make
slender allowance for his vein of humour! But here, curse
him! he is a sort of privileged nuisance---one of the last
specimens of the old fashioned Scottish mendicant, who kept
his rounds within a particular space, and was the news-carrier,
the minstrel, and sometimes the historian of the district.
That rascal, now, knows more old ballads and traditions
than any other man in this and the four next parishes. And
after all,'' continued he, softening as he went on describing
Edie's good gifts, ``the dog has some good humour. He has
borne his hard fate with unbroken spirits, and it's cruel to deny
him the comfort of a laugh at his betters. The pleasure of
having quizzed me, as you gay folk would call it, will be meat
and drink to him for a day or two. But I must go back and
look after him, or he will spread his d---d nonsensical story over
half the country.''*
* Note C. Praetorium.
So saying our heroes parted, Mr. Oldbuck to return to his
hospitium at Monkbarns, and Lovel to pursue his way to
Fairport, where he arrived without farther adventure.
Launcelot Gobbo. Mark me now: Now will I raise the waters.
Merchant of Venice.
The theatre at Fairport had opened, but no Mr. Lovel
appeared on the boards, nor was there anything in the habits
or deportment of the young gentleman so named, which authorised
Mr. Oldbuck's conjecture that his fellow-traveller was a candidate
for the public favour. Regular were the Antiquary's
inquiries at an old-fashioned barber who dressed the only three
wigs in the parish which, in defiance of taxes and times, were
still subjected to the operation of powdering and frizzling, and
who for that purpose divided his time among the three employers
whom fashion had yet left him; regular, I say, were Mr. Oldbuck's
inquiries at this personage concerning the news of the
little theatre at Fairport, expecting every day to hear of Mr.
Lovel's appearance; on which occasion the old gentleman had
determined to put himself to charges in honour of his young
friend, and not only to go to the play himself, but to carry his
womankind along with him. But old Jacob Caxon conveyed
no information which warranted his taking so decisive a step as
that of securing a box.
He brought information, on the contrary, that there was a
young man residing at Fairport, of whom the town (by which
he meant all the gossips, who, having no business of their own,
fill up their leisure moments by attending to that of other
people) could make nothing. He sought no society, but rather
avoided that which the apparent gentleness of his manners, and
some degree of curiosity, induced many to offer him. Nothing
could be more regular, or less resembling an adventurer, than
his mode of living, which was simple, but so completely well
arranged, that all who had any transactions with him were loud
in their approbation.
``These are not the virtues of a stage-struck hero,'' thought
Oldbuck to himself; and, however habitually pertinacious in
his opinions, he must have been compelled to abandon that
which he had formed in the present instance, but for a part of
Caxon's communication. ``The young gentleman,'' he said,
``was sometimes heard speaking to himsell, and rampauging
about in his room, just as if he was ane o' the player folk.''
Nothing, however, excepting this single circumstance, occurred
to confirm Mr. Oldbuck's supposition; and it remained a high
and doubtful question, what a well-informed young man, without
friends, connections, or employment of any kind, could have to
do as a resident at Fairport. Neither port wine nor whist had
apparently any charms for him. He declined dining with the
mess of the volunteer cohort which had been lately embodied,
and shunned joining the convivialities of either of the two
parties which then divided Fairport, as they did more important
places. He was too little of an aristocrat to join the club of
Royal True Blues, and too little of a democrat to fraternise with
an affiliated society of the soi-disant Friends of the People,
which the borough had also the happiness of possessing. A
coffee-room was his detestation; and, I grieve to say it, he
had as few sympathies with the tea-table.---In short, since the
name was fashionable in novel-writing, and that is a great
while agone, there was never a Master Lovel of whom so little
positive was known, and who was so universally described by
negatives.
One negative, however, was important---nobody knew any
harm of Lovel. Indeed, had such existed, it would have been
speedily made public; for the natural desire of speaking evil of
our neighbour could in his case have been checked by no feelings
of sympathy for a being so unsocial. On one account alone he
fell somewhat under suspicion. As he made free use of his
pencil in his solitary walks, and had drawn several views of the
harbour, in which the signal tower, and even the four-gun
battery, were introduced, some zealous friends of the public sent
abroad a whisper, that this mysterious stranger must certainly
be a French spy. The Sheriff paid his respects to Mr. Lovel
accordingly; but in the interview which followed, it would seem
that he had entirely removed that magistrate's suspicions, since
he not only suffered him to remain undisturbed in his retirement,
but it was credibly reported, sent him two invitations to dinner-parties,
both which were civilly declined. But what the nature of
the explanation was, the magistrate kept a profound secret, not
only from the public at large, but from his substitute, his clerk,
his wife and his two daughters, who formed his privy council
on all questions of official duty.
All these particulars being faithfully reported by Mr. Caxon
to his patron at Monkbarns, tended much to raise Lovel in the
opinion of his former fellow-traveller. ``A decent sensible lad,''
said he to himself, ``who scorns to enter into the fooleries and
nonsense of these idiot people at Fairport---I must do something
for him---I must give him a dinner;---and I will write Sir
Arthur to come to Monkbarns to meet him. I must consult my
womankind.''
Accordingly, such consultation having been previously held,
a special messenger, being no other than Caxon himself, was
ordered to prepare for a walk to Knockwinnock Castle with a
letter, ``For the honoured Sir Arthur Wardour, of Knockwinnock,
Bart.'' The contents ran thus:
``Dear Sir Arthur,
``On Tuesday the 17th curt. stilo novo, I hold a coenobitical
symposion at Monkbarns, and pray you to assist thereat, at
four o'clock precisely. If my fair enemy, Miss Isabel, can and
will honour us by accompanying you, my womankind will be
but too proud to have the aid of such an auxiliary in the cause
of resistance to awful rule and right supremacy. If not, I will
send the womankind to the manse for the day. I have a young
acquaintance to make known to you, who is touched with some
strain of a better spirit than belongs to these giddy-paced times
---reveres his elders, and has a pretty notion of the classics---
and, as such a youth must have a natural contempt for the
people about Fairport, I wish to show him some rational
as well as worshipful society.---I am, Dear Sir Arthur, etc.
etc. etc.''
``Fly with this letter, Caxon,'' said the senior, holding out
his missive, signatum atque sigillatum, ``fly to Knockwinnock,
and bring me back an answer. Go as fast as if the town-council
were met and waiting for the provost, and the provost
was waiting for his new-powdered wig.''
``Ah sir,'' answered the messenger, with a deep sigh, ``thae
days hae lang gane by. Deil a wig has a provost of Fairport
worn sin' auld Provost Jervie's time---and he had a quean of a
servant-lass that dressed it herself, wi' the doup o' a candle and
a drudging-box. But I hae seen the day, Monkbarns, when
the town-council of Fairport wad hae as soon wanted their town-clerk,
or their gill of brandy ower-head after the haddies, as they
wad hae wanted ilk ane a weel-favoured, sonsy, decent periwig
on his pow. Hegh, sirs! nae wonder the commons will be
discontent and rise against the law, when they see magistrates
and bailies, and deacons, and the provost himsell, wi' heads as
bald and as bare as ane o' my blocks!''
``And as well furnished within, Caxon. But away with you!
---you have an excellent view of public affairs, and, I dare say,
have touched the cause of our popular discontent as closely as
the provost could have done himself. But away with you,
Caxon!''
And off went Caxon upon his walk of three miles---
He hobbled---but his heart was good!
Could he go faster than he could?---
While he is engaged in his journey and return, it may not
be impertinent to inform the reader to whose mansion he was
bearing his embassy.
We have said that Mr. Oldbuck kept little company with the
surrounding gentlemen, excepting with one person only. This
was Sir Arthur Wardour, a baronet of ancient descent, and of a
large but embarrassed fortune. His father, Sir Anthony, had
been a Jacobite, and had displayed all the enthusiasm of that
party, while it could be served with words only. No man
squeezed the orange with more significant gesture; no one
could more dexterously intimate a dangerous health without
coming under the penal statutes; and, above all, none drank
success to the cause more deeply and devoutly. But, on the
approach of the Highland army in 1745, it would appear that
the worthy baronet's zeal became a little more moderate just
when its warmth was of most consequence. He talked much,
indeed, of taking the field for the rights of Scotland and Charles
Stuart; but his demi-pique saddle would suit only one of his
horses; and that horse could by no means be brought to stand
fire. Perhaps the worshipful owner sympathized in the scruples
of this sagacious quadruped, and began to think, that what was
so much dreaded by the horse could not be very wholesome for
the rider. At any rate, while Sir Anthony Wardour talked,
and drank, and hesitated, the Sturdy provost of Fairport (who,
as we before noticed, was the father of our Antiquary) sallied
from his ancient burgh, heading a body of whig-burghers, and
seized at once, in the name of George II., upon the Castle of
Knockwinnock, and on the four carriage-horses, and person of
the proprietor. Sir Anthony was shortly after sent off to the
Tower of London by a secretary of state's warrant, and with
him went his son, Arthur, then a youth. But as nothing
appeared like an overt act of treason, both father and son were
soon set at liberty, and returned to their own mansion of
Knockwinnock, to drink healths five fathoms deep, and talk of
their sufferings in the royal cause. This became so much a
matter of habit with Sir Arthur, that, even after his father's
death, the non-juring chaplain used to pray regularly for the
restoration of the rightful sovereign, for the downfall of the
usurper, and for deliverance from their cruel and bloodthirsty
enemies; although all idea of serious opposition to the House
of Hanover had long mouldered away, and this treasonable
liturgy was kept up rather as a matter of form than as conveying
any distinct meaning. So much was this the case,
that, about the year 1770, upon a disputed election occurring
in the county, the worthy knight fairly gulped down the oaths
of abjuration and allegiance, in order to serve a candidate in
whom he was interested;---thus renouncing the heir for whose
restoration he weekly petitioned Heaven, and acknowledging
the usurper whose dethronement he had never ceased to pray
for. And to add to this melancholy instance of human inconsistency,
Sir Arthur continued to pray for the House of Stuart
even after the family had been extinct, and when, in truth,
though in his theoretical loyalty he was pleased to regard them
as alive, yet, in all actual service and practical exertion, he was
a most zealous and devoted subject of George III.
In other respects, Sir Arthur Wardour lived like most country
gentlemen in Scotland, hunted and fished---gave and received
dinners---attended races and county meetings---was a deputy-lieutenant
and trustee upon turnpike acts. But, in his more
advanced years, as he became too lazy or unwieldy for field-sports,
he supplied them by now and then reading Scottish
history; and, having gradually acquired a taste for antiquities,
though neither very deep nor very correct, he became a crony
of his neighbour, Mr. Oldbuck of Monkbarns, and a joint-labourer
with him in his antiquarian pursuits.
There were, however, points of difference between these two
humourists, which sometimes occasioned discord. The faith of
Sir Arthur, as an antiquary, was boundless, and Mr. Oldbuck
(notwithstanding the affair of the Praetorium at the Kaim of
Kinprunes) was much more scrupulous in receiving legends as
current and authentic coin. Sir Arthur would have deemed
himself guilty of the crime of leze-majesty had he doubted the
existence of any single individual of that formidable head-roll
of one hundred and four kings of Scotland, received by Boethius,
and rendered classical by Buchanan, in virtue of whom James
VI. claimed to rule his ancient kingdom, and whose portraits
still frown grimly upon the walls of the gallery of Holyrood.
Now Oldbuck, a shrewd and suspicious man, and no respecter
of divine hereditary right, was apt to cavil at this sacred list,
and to affirm, that the procession of the posterity of Fergus
through the pages of Scottish history, was as vain and unsubstantial
as the gleamy pageant of the descendants of Banquo
through the cavern of Hecate.
Another tender topic was the good fame of Queen Mary, of
which the knight was a most chivalrous assertor, while the
esquire impugned it, in spite both of her beauty and misfortunes.
When, unhappily, their conversation turned on yet later times,
motives of discord occurred in almost every page of history.
Oldbuck was, upon principle, a staunch Presbyterian, a ruling
elder of the kirk, and a friend to revolution principles and
Protestant succession, while Sir Arthur was the very reverse of
all this. They agreed, it is true, in dutiful love and allegiance
to the sovereign who now fills* the throne; but this was their
* The reader will understand that this refers to the reign of our late
* gracious Sovereign, George the Third.
only point of union, It therefore often happened, that bickerings
hot broke out between them, in which Oldbuck was not
always able to suppress his caustic humour, while it would
sometimes occur to the Baronet that the descendant of a German
printer, whose sires had ``sought the base fellowship of
paltry burghers,'' forgot himself, and took an unlicensed freedom
of debate, considering the rank and ancient descent of his antagonist.
This, with the old feud of the coach-horses, and the
seizure of his manor-place and tower of strength by Mr. Oldbuck's
father, would at times rush upon his mind, and inflame
at once his cheeks and his arguments. And, lastly, as Mr.
Oldbuck thought his worthy friend and compeer was in some
respects little better than a fool, he was apt to come more near
communicating to him that unfavourable opinion, than the
rules of modern politeness warrant. In such cases they often
parted in deep dudgeon, and with something like a resolution
to forbear each other's company in future:
But with the morning calm reflection came;
and as each was sensible that the society of the other had
become, through habit, essential to his comfort, the breach was
speedily made up between them. On such occasions, Oldbuck,
considering that the Baronet's pettishness resembled that of a
child, usually showed his superior sense by compassionately
making the first advances to reconciliation. But it once or
twice happened that the aristocratic pride of the far-descended
knight took a flight too offensive to the feelings of the representative
of the typographer. In these cases, the breach between
these two originals might have been immortal, but for the kind
exertion and interposition of the Baronet's daughter, Miss
Isabella Wardour, who, with a son, now absent upon foreign
and military service, formed his whole surviving family. She
was well aware how necessary Mr. Oldbuck was to her father's
amusement and comfort, and seldom failed to interpose with
effect, when the office of a mediator between them was rendered
necessary by the satirical shrewdness of the one, or the assumed
superiority of the other. Under Isabella's mild influence, the
wrongs of Queen Mary were forgotten by her father, and Mr.
Oldbuck forgave the blasphemy which reviled the memory of
King William. However, as she used in general to take her
father's part playfully in these disputes, Oldbuck was wont to
call Isabella his fair enemy, though in fact he made more account
of her than any other of her sex, of whom, as we have seen, he,
was no admirer.
There existed another connection betwixt these worthies,
which had alternately a repelling and attractive influence upon
their intimacy. Sir Arthur always wished to borrow; Mr.
Oldbuck was not always willing to lend. Mr. Oldbuck, per
contra, always wished to be repaid with regularity; Sir Arthur
was not always, nor indeed often, prepared to gratify this
reasonable desire; and, in accomplishing an arrangement
between tendencies so opposite, little miffs would occasionally
take place. Still there was a spirit of mutual accommodation
upon the whole, and they dragged on like dogs in couples, with
some difficulty and occasional snarling, but without absolutely
coming to a stand-still or throttling each other.
Some little disagreement, such as we have mentioned, arising
out of business, or politics, had divided the houses of Knockwinnock
and Monkbarns, when the emissary of the latter arrived
to discharge his errand. In his ancient Gothic parlour, whose
windows on one side looked out upon the restless ocean, and,
on the other, upon the long straight avenue, was the Baronet
seated, now turning over the leaves of a folio, now casting a
weary glance where the sun quivered on the dark-green foliage
and smooth trunks of the large and branching limes with which
the avenue was planted. At length, sight of joy! a moving
object is seen, and it gives rise to the usual inquiries, Who is
it? and what can be his errand? The old whitish-grey coat,
the hobbling gait, the hat half-slouched, half-cocked, announced
the forlorn maker of periwigs, and left for investigation only the
second query. This was soon solved by a servant entering the
parlour,---``A letter from Monkbarns, Sir Arthur.''
Sir Arthur took the epistle with a due assumption of consequential
dignity.
``Take the old man into the kitchen, and let him get some
refreshment,'' said the young lady, whose compassionate eye had
remarked his thin grey hair and wearied gait.
``Mr. Oldbuck, my love, invites us to dinner on Tuesday the
17th,'' said the Baronet, pausing;---``he really seems to forget
that he has not of late conducted himself so civilly towards me
as might have been expected.''
``Dear sir, you have so many advantages over poor Mr.
Oldbuck, that no wonder it should put him a little out of
humour; but I know he has much respect for your person and
your conversation;---nothing would give him more pain than to
be wanting in any real attention.''
``True, true, Isabella; and one must allow for the original
descent;---something of the German boorishness still flows in
the blood; something of the whiggish and perverse opposition
to established rank and privilege. You may observe that he
never has any advantage of me in dispute, unless when he avails
himself of a sort of pettifogging intimacy with dates, names, and
trifling matters of fact---a tiresome and frivolous accuracy of
memory, which is entirely owing to his mechanical descent.''
``He must find it convenient in historical investigation, I
should think, sir?'' said the young lady.
``It leads to an uncivil and positive mode of disputing; and
nothing seems more unreasonable than to hear him impugn
even Bellenden's rare translation of Hector Boece, which I have
the satisfaction to possess, and which is a black-letter folio of
great value, upon the authority of some old scrap of parchment
which he has saved from its deserved destiny of being cut up
into tailor's measures. And besides, that habit of minute and
troublesome accuracy leads to a mercantile manner of doing
business, which ought to be beneath a landed proprietor whose
family has stood two or three generations. I question if there's
a dealer's clerk in Fairport that can sum an account of interest
better than Monkbarns.''
``But you'll accept his invitation, sir?''
``Why, ye---yes; we have no other engagement on hand, I
think. Who can the young man be he talks of?---he seldom
picks up new acquaintance; and he has no relation that I ever
heard of.''
``Probably some relation of his brother-in-law Captain
M`Intyre.''
``Very possibly---yes, we will accept---the M`Intyres are of
a very ancient Highland family. You may answer his card in
the affirmative, Isabella; I believe I have, no leisure to be
Dear Sirring myself.''
So this important matter being adjusted, Miss Wardour
intimated ``her own and Sir Arthur's compliments, and that
they would have the honour of waiting upon Mr. Oldbuck.
Miss Wardour takes this opportunity to renew her hostility
with Mr. Oldbuck, on account of his late long absence from
Knockwinnock, where his visits give so much pleasure.'' With
this placebo she concluded her note, with which old Caxon,
now refreshed in limbs and wind, set out on his return to the
Antiquary's mansion.
Moth. By Woden, God of Saxons,
From whence comes Wensday, that is, Wednesday,
Truth is a thing that I will ever keep
Unto thylke day in which I creep into
My sepulcre------
Cartwright's Ordinary.
Our young friend Lovel, who had received a corresponding invitation,
punctual to the hour of appointment, arrived at
Monkbarns about five minutes before four o'clock on the 17th
of July. The day had been remarkably sultry, and large drops
of rain had occasionally fallen, though the threatened showers
had as yet passed away.
Mr. Oldbuck received him at the Palmer's-port in his complete
brown suit, grey silk stockings, and wig powdered with
all the skill of the veteran Caxon, who having smelt out the
dinner, had taken care not to finish his job till the hour of eating
approached.
``You are welcome to my symposion, Mr. Lovel. And now
let me introduce you to my Clogdogdo's, as Tom Otter calls
them---my unlucky and good-for-nothing womankind---malae
bestiae, Mr. Lovel.''
``I shall be disappointed, sir, if I do not find the ladies very
undeserving of your satire.''
``Tilley-valley, Mr. Lovel,---which, by the way, one commentator
derives from tittivillitium, and another from talley-ho---
but tilley-valley, I say---a truce with your politeness. You will
find them but samples of womankind---But here they be, Mr.
Lovel. I present to you in due order, my most discreet sister
Griselda, who disdains the simplicity, as well as patience annexed
to the poor old name of Grizzel; and my most exquisite niece
Maria, whose mother was called Mary, and sometimes Molly.
The elderly lady rustled in silks and satins, and bore upon
her head a structure resembling the fashion in the ladies'
memorandum-book for the year 1770---a superb piece of
architecture, not much less than a modern Gothic castle, of
which the curls might represent the turrets, the black pins the
chevaux de frise, and the lappets the banners.
The face, which, like that of the ancient statues of Vesta,
was thus crowned with towers, was large and long, and peaked
at nose and chin, and bore, in other respects, such a ludicrous
resemblance to the physiognomy of Mr. Jonathan Oldbuck, that
Lovel, had they not appeared at once, like Sebastian and Viola
in the last scene of the ``Twelfth Night,'' might have supposed
that the figure before him was his old friend masquerading in
female attire. An antique flowered silk gown graced the
extraordinary person to whom belonged this unparalleled te^te,
which her brother was wont to say was fitter for a turban for
Mahound or Termagant, than a head-gear for a reasonable
creature, or Christian gentlewoman. Two long and bony arms
were terminated at the elbows by triple blond ruffles, and
being, folded saltire-ways in front of her person, and decorated
with long gloves of a bright vermilion colour, presented no bad
resemblance to a pair of gigantic lobsters. High-heeled shoes,
and a short silk cloak, thrown in easy negligence over her
shoulders, completed the exterior of Miss Griselda Oldbuck.
Her niece, the same whom Lovel had seen transiently during
his first visit, was a pretty young woman, genteelly dressed
according to the fashion of the day, with an air of espie`glerie
which became her very well, and which was perhaps derived
from the caustic humour peculiar to her uncle's family, though
softened by transmission.
Mr. Lovel paid his respects to both ladies, and was answered
by the elder with the prolonged courtesy of 1760, drawn from
the righteous period,
When folks conceived a grace
Of half an hour's space,
And rejoiced in a Friday's capon,
and by the younger with a modern reverence, which, like the
festive benediction of a modern divine, was of much shorter
duration.
While this salutation was exchanging, Sir Arthur, with his
fair daughter hanging upon his arm, having dismissed his
chariot, appeared at the garden door, and in all due form paid
his respects to the ladies.
``Sir Arthur,'' said the Antiquary, ``and you, my fair foe,
let me make known to you my young friend Mr. Lovel, a
gentleman who, during the scarlet-fever which is epidemic at
present in this our island, has the virtue and decency to appear
in a coat of a civil complexion. You see, however, that the
fashionable colour has mustered in his cheeks which appears
not in his garments. Sir Arthur, let me present to you a young
gentleman, whom your farther knowledge will find grave, wise,
courtly, and scholar-like, well seen, deeply read, and thoroughly
grounded in all the hidden mysteries of the green-room and
stage, from the days of Davie Lindsay down to those of Dibdin
---he blushes again, which is a sign of grace.''
``My brother,'' said Miss Griselda, addressing Lovel, ``has a
humorous way of expressing himself, sir; nobody thinks anything
of what Monkbarns says---so I beg you will not be so
confused for the matter of his nonsense; but you must have
had a warm walk beneath this broiling sun---would you take
anything?---a glass of balm-wine?''
Ere Lovel could answer, the Antiquary interposed. ``Aroint
thee, witch! wouldst thou poison my guests with thy infernal
decoctions? Dost thou not remember how it fared with the
clergyman whom you seduced to partake of that deceitful
beverage?''
``O fy, fy, brother!---Sir Arthur, did you ever hear the like?
---he must have everything his ain way, or he will invent such
stories---But there goes Jenny to ring the old bell to tell us
that the dinner is ready.''
Rigid in his economy, Mr. Oldbuck kept no male servant.
This he disguised under the pretext that the masculine sex was
too noble to be employed in those acts of personal servitude,
which, in all early periods of society, were uniformly imposed
on the female. ``Why,'' would he say, ``did the boy, Tam
Rintherout, whom, at my wise sister's instigation, I, with equal
wisdom, took upon trial---why did he pilfer apples, take birds'
nests, break glasses, and ultimately steal my spectacles, except
that he felt that noble emulation which swells in the bosom of
the masculine sex, which has conducted him to Flanders with
a musket on his shoulder, and doubtless will promote him to a
glorious halbert, or even to the gallows? And why does this
girl, his full sister, Jenny Rintherout, move in the same vocation
with safe and noiseless step---shod, or unshod---soft as the pace
of a cat, and docile as a spaniel---Why? but because she is in
her vocation. Let them minister to us, Sir Arthur,---let them
minister, I say,---it's the only thing they are fit for. All
ancient legislators, from Lycurgus to Mahommed, corruptly
called Mahomet, agree in putting them in their proper and
subordinate rank, and it is only the crazy heads of our old
chivalrous ancestors that erected their Dulcineas into despotic
princesses.''
Miss Wardour protested loudly against this ungallant doctrine;
but the bell now rung for dinner.
``Let me do all the offices of fair courtesy to so fair an
antagonist,'' said the old gentleman, offering his arm. ``I
remember, Miss Wardour, Mahommed (vulgarly Mahomet) had
some hesitation about the mode of summoning his Moslemah to
prayer. He rejected bells as used by Christians, trumpets as
the summons of the Guebres, and finally adopted the human
voice. I have had equal doubt concerning my dinner-call.
Gongs, now in present use, seemed a newfangled and heathenish
invention, and the voice of the female womankind I rejected as
equally shrill and dissonant; wherefore, contrary to the said
Mahommed, or Mahomet, I have resumed the bell. It has a
local propriety, since it was the conventual signal for spreading
the repast in their refectory, and it has the advantage over
the tongue of my sister's prime minister, Jenny, that, though
not quite so loud and shrill, it ceases ringing the instant you
drop the bell-rope: whereas we know, by sad experience, that
any attempt to silence Jenny, only wakes the sympathetic
chime of Miss Oldbuck and Mary M`Intyre to join in chorus.''
With this discourse he led the way to his dining-parlour,
which Lovel had not yet seen;---it was wainscotted, and contained
some curious paintings. The dining-table was attended
by Jenny; but an old superintendent, a sort of female butler,
stood by the sideboard, and underwent the burden of bearing
several reproofs from Mr. Oldbuck, and inuendos, not so much
marked, but not less cutting, from his sister.
The dinner was such as suited a professed antiquary, comprehending
many savoury specimens of Scottish viands, now
disused at the tables of those who affect elegance. There was
the relishing Solan goose, whose smell is so powerful that he is
never cooked within doors. Blood-raw he proved to be on this
occasion, so that Oldbuck half threatened to throw the greasy
sea-fowl at the head of the negligent housekeeper, who acted
as priestess in presenting this odoriferous offering. But, by
good-hap, she had been most fortunate in the hotch-potch,
which was unanimously pronounced to be inimitable. ``I knew
we should succeed here,'' said Oldbuck exultingly, ``for Davie
Dibble, the gardener (an old bachelor like myself), takes care
the rascally women do not dishonour our vegetables. And here
is fish and sauce, and crappit-heads---I acknowledge our womankind
excel in that dish---it procures them the pleasure of
scolding, for half an hour at least, twice a-week, with auld
Maggy Mucklebackit, our fish-wife. The chicken-pie, Mr.
Lovel, is made after a recipe bequeathed to me by my departed
grandmother of happy memory---And if you will venture on a
glass of wine, you will find it worthy of one who professes the
maxim of King Alphonso of Castile,---Old wood to burn---old
books to read---old wine to drink---and old friends, Sir Arthur
---ay, Mr. Lovel, and young friends too, to converse with.''
``And what news do you bring us from Edinburgh, Monkbarns?''
said Sir Arthur; ``how wags the world in Auld
Reekie?''
``Mad, Sir Arthur, mad---irretrievably frantic---far beyond
dipping in the sea, shaving the crown, or drinking hellebore.
The worst sort of frenzy, a military frenzy, hath possessed man,
woman, and child.''
``And high time, I think,'' said Miss Wardour, ``when we
are threatened with invasion from abroad and insurrection at
home.''
``O, I did not doubt you would join the scarlet host against
me---women, like turkeys, are always subdued by a red rag---
But what says Sir Arthur, whose dreams are of standing armies
and German oppression?''
``Why, I say, Mr. Oldbuck,'' replied the knight, ``that so
far as I am capable of judging, we ought to resist cum toto
corpore regni---as the phrase is, unless I have altogether
forgotten my Latin---an enemy who comes to propose to us a
Whiggish sort of government, a republican system, and who is
aided and abetted by a sort of fanatics of the worst kind in our
own bowels. I have taken some measures, I assure you, such
as become my rank in the community; for I have directed the
constables to take up that old scoundrelly beggar, Edie Ochiltree,
for spreading disaffection against church and state through the
whole parish. He said plainly to old Caxon, that Willie Howie's
Kilmarnock cowl covered more sense than all the three wigs in
the parish---I think it is easy to make out that inuendo---But
the rogue shall be taught better manners.''
``O no, my dear sir,'' exclaimed Miss Wardour, ``not old
Edie, that we have known so long;---I assure you no constable
shall have my good graces that executes such a warrant.''
``Ay, there it goes,'' said the Antiquary; ``you, to be a
staunch Tory, Sir Arthur, have nourished a fine sprig of
Whiggery in your bosom---Why, Miss Wardour is alone sufficient
to control a whole quarter-session---a quarter-session? ay,
a general assembly or convocation to boot---a Boadicea she---an
Amazon, a Zenobia.''
``And yet, with all my courage, Mr. Oldbuck, I am glad to
hear our people are getting under arms.''
``Under arms, Lord love thee! didst thou ever read the
history of Sister Margaret, which flowed from a head, that,
though now old and somedele grey, has more sense and political
intelligence than you find now-a-days in the whole synod? Dost
thou remember the Nurse's dream in that exquisite work, which
she recounts in such agony to Hubble Bubble?---When she
would have taken up a piece of broad-cloth in her vision, lo!
it exploded like a great iron cannon; when she put out her
hand to save a pirn, it perked up in her face in the form of a
pistol. My own vision in Edinburgh has been something
similar. I called to consult my lawyer; he was clothed in a
dragoon's dress, belted and casqued, and about to mount a
charger, which his writing-clerk (habited as a sharp-shooter)
walked to and fro before his door. I went to scold my agent
for having sent me to advise with a madman; he had stuck
into his head the plume, which in more sober days he wielded
between his fingers, and figured as an artillery officer. My
mercer had his spontoon in his hand, as if he measured his
cloth by that implement, instead of a legitimate yard. The,
banker's clerk, who was directed to sum my cash-account,
blundered it three times, being disordered by the recollection
of his military tellings-off at the morning-drill. I was ill, and
sent for a surgeon---
He came---but valour so had fired his eye,
And such a falchion glittered on his thigh,
That, by the gods, with such a load of steel,
I thought he came to murder,---not to heal.
I had recourse to a physician, but he also was practising a more
wholesale mode of slaughter than that which his profession
had been supposed at all times to open to him. And now,
since I have returned here, even our wise neighbours of Fairport
have caught the same valiant humour. I hate a gun like a
hurt wild duck---I detest a drum like a quaker;---and they
thunder and rattle out yonder upon the town's common, so that
every volley and roll goes to my very heart.''
``Dear brother, dinna speak that gate o' the gentlemen
volunteers---I am sure they have a most becoming uniform---
Weel I wot they have been wet to the very skin twice last week
---I met them marching in terribly doukit, an mony a sair hoast
was amang them---And the trouble they take, I am sure it claims
our gratitude.''
``And I am sure,'' said Miss M`Intyre, ``that my uncle sent
twenty guineas to help out their equipments.''
``It was to buy liquorice and sugar-candy,'' said the cynic,
``to encourage the trade of the place, and to refresh the throats
of the officers who had bawled themselves hoarse in the service
of their country.''
``Take care, Monkbarns! we shall set you down among the
black-nebs by and by.''
``No Sir Arthur---a tame grumbler I. I only claim the
privilege of croaking in my own corner here, without uniting
my throat to the grand chorus of the marsh---Ni quito Rey, ni
pongo Rey---I neither make king nor mar king, as Sancho
says, but pray heartily for our own sovereign, pay scot and lot,
and grumble at the exciseman---But here comes the ewe-milk
cheese in good time; it is a better digestive than politics.''
When dinner was over, and the decanters placed on the
table, Mr. Oldbuck proposed the King's health in a bumper,
which was readily acceded to both by Lovel and the Baronet,
the Jacobitism of the latter being now a sort of speculative
opinion merely,---the shadow of a shade.
After the ladies had left the apartment, the landlord and Sir
Arthur entered into several exquisite discussions, in which the
younger guest, either on account of the abstruse erudition which
they involved, or for some other reason, took but a slender share,
till at length he was suddenly started out of a profound reverie
by an unexpected appeal to his judgment.
``I will stand by what Mr. Lovel says; he was born in the
north of England, and may know the very spot.''
Sir Arthur thought it unlikely that so young a gentleman
should have paid much attention to matters of that sort.
``I am avised of the contrary,'' said Oldbuck.
``How say you, Mr. Lovel?---speak up for your own credit,
man.''
Lovel was obliged to confess himself in the ridiculous situation
of one alike ignorant of the subject of conversation and controversy
which had engaged the company for an hour.
``Lord help the lad, his head has been wool-gathering!---
I thought how it would be when the womankind were admitted
---no getting a word of sense out of a young fellow for six
hours after.---Why, man, there was once a people called the
Piks''------
``More properly Picts,'' interrupted the Baronet.
``I say the Pikar, Pihar, Piochtar, Piaghter, or Peughtar,"
vociferated Oldbuck; ``they spoke a Gothic dialect''------
``Genuine Celtic,'' again asseverated the knight.
``Gothic! Gothic! I'll go to death upon it!'' counter-asseverated
the squire.
``Why, gentlemen,'' sad Lovel, ``I conceive that is a dispute
which may be easily settled by philologists, if there are any
remains of the language.''
``There is but one word,'' said the Baronet, ``but, in spite of
Mr. Oldbuck's pertinacity, it is decisive of the question.''
``Yes, in my favour,'' said Oldbuck: ``Mr. Lovel, you shall
be judge---I have the learned Pinkerton on my side.''
``I, on mine, the indefatigable and erudite Chalmers.''
``Gordon comes into my opinion.''
``Sir Robert Sibbald holds mine.''
``Innes is with me!'' vociferated Oldbuck.
``Riston has no doubt!'' shouted the Baronet.
``Truly, gentlemen,'' said Lovel, ``before you muster your
forces and overwhelm me with authorities, I should like to know
the word in dispute.''
``Benval'' said both the disputants at once.
``Which signifies caput valli," said Sir Arthur.
``The head of the wall,'' echoed Oldbuck.
There was a deep pause.---``It is rather a narrow foundation
to build a hypothesis upon,'' observed the arbiter.
``Not a whit, not a whit,'' said Oldbuck; ``men fight best in
a narrow ring---an inch is as good as a mile for a home-thrust.''
``It is decidedly Celtic,'' said the Baronet; ``every hill in the
Highlands begins with Ben.''
``But what say you to Val, Sir Arthur; is it not decidedly
the Saxon wall?''
``It is the Roman vallum,'' said Sir Arthur; ---``the Picts
borrowed that part of the word.''
``No such thing; if they borrowed anything, it must have
been your Ben, which they might have from the neighbouring
Britons of Strath Cluyd.''
``The Piks, or Picts,'' said Lovel, ``must have been singularly
poor in dialect, since, in the only remaining word of their
vocabulary, and that consisting only of two syllables, they have
been confessedly obliged to borrow one of them from another
language; and, methinks, gentlemen, with submission, the
controversy is not unlike that which the two knights fought,
concerning the shield that had one side white and the other
black. Each of you claim one-half of the word, and seem to
resign the other. But what strikes me most, is the poverty of
the language which has left such slight vestiges behind it.''
``You are in an error,'' said Sir Arthur; ``it was a copious
language, and they were a great and powerful people; built
two steeples---one at Brechin, one at Abernethy. The Pictish
maidens of the blood-royal were kept in Edinburgh Castle, thence
called Castrum Puellarum.''
``A childish legend,'' said Oldbuck, ``invented to give consequence
to trumpery womankind. It was called the Maiden Castle,
quasi lucus a non lucendo, because it resisted every attack, and
women never do.''
``There is a list of the Pictish kings,'' persisted Sir Arthur,
``well authenticated from Crentheminachcryme (the, date of
whose reign is somewhat uncertain) down to Drusterstone,
whose death concluded their dynasty. Half of them have the
Celtic patronymic Mac prefixed---Mac, id est filius;---what do
you say to that, Mr. Oldbuck? There is Drust Macmorachin,
Trynel Maclachlin (first of that ancient clan, as it may be
judged), and Gormach Macdonald, Alpin Macmetegus, Drust
Mactallargam'' (here he was interrupted by a fit of coughing)
---``ugh, ugh, ugh---Golarge Macchan---ugh, ugh---Macchanan
---ugh---Macchananail, Kenneth---ugh---ugh---Macferedith,
Eachan Macfungus---and twenty more, decidedly Celtic names,
which I could repeat, if this damned cough would let me.''
``Take a glass of wine, Sir Arthur, and drink down that
bead-roll of unbaptized jargon, that would choke the devil---
why, that last fellow has the only intelligible name you have
repeated---they are all of the tribe of Macfungus---mushroom
monarchs every one of them; sprung up from the fumes of
conceit, folly, and falsehood, fermenting in the brains of some
mad Highland seannachie.''
``I am surprised to hear you, Mr. Oldbuck: you know, or
ought to know, that the list of these potentates was copied by
Henry Maule of Melguin, from the Chronicles of Loch Leven
and St. Andrews, and put forth by him in his short but satisfactory
history of the Picts, printed by Robert Freebairn of
Edinburgh, and sold by him at his shop in the Parliament
Close, in the, year of God seventeen hundred and five, or six, I
am not precisely certain which---but I have a copy at home that
stands next to my twelvemo copy of the Scots Acts, and ranges
on the shelf with them very well. What say you to that, Mr.
Oldbuck?''
``Say?---why, I laugh at Harry Maule and his history,''
answered Oldbuck, ``and thereby comply with his request, of
giving it entertainment according to its merits.''
``Do not laugh at a better man than yourself,'' said Sir Arthur,
somewhat scornfully.
``I do not conceive I do, Sir Arthur, in laughing either at
him or his history,''
``Henry Maule of Melgum was a gentleman, Mr. Oldbuck.''
``I presume he had no advantage of me in that particular,''
replied the Antiquary, somewhat tartly.
``Permit me, Mr. Oldbuck---he was a gentleman of high
family, and ancient descent, and therefore''------
``The descendant of a Westphalian printer should speak of him
with deference? Such may be your opinion, Sir Arthur---it is
not mine. I conceive that my descent from that painful and
industrious typographer, Wolfbrand Oldenbuck, who, in the
month of December 1193, under the patronage, as the colophon
tells us, of Sebaldus Scheyter and Sebastian Kammermaister,
accomplished the printing of the great Chronicle of Nuremberg
---I conceive, I say, that my descent from that great restorer of
learning is more creditable to me as a man of letters, than if I
had numbered in my genealogy all the brawling, bullet-headed,
iron-fisted, old Gothic barons since the days of Crentheminachcryme---
not one of whom, I suppose, could write his own
name.''
``If you mean the observation as a sneer at my ancestry,''
said the knight, with an assumption of dignified superiority and
composure, ``I have the pleasure to inform you, that the name
of my ancestor, Gamelyn de Guardover, Miles, is written fairly
with his own hand in the earliest copy of the Ragman-roll.''
``Which only serves to show that he was one of the earliest
who set the mean example of submitting to Edward I. What
have, you to say for the stainless loyalty of your family, Sir
Arthur, after such a backsliding as that?''
``It's enough, sir,'' said Sir Arthur, starting up fiercely, and
pushing back his chair; ``I shall hereafter take care how I
honour with my company one who shows himself so ungrateful
for my condescension.''
``In that you will do as you find most agreeable, Sir Arthur;
---I hope, that as I was not aware of the extent of the obligation
which you have done me by visiting my poor house, I may
be excused for not having carried my gratitude to the extent
of servility.''
``Mighty well---mighty well, Mr. Oldbuck---I wish you a
good evening---Mr. a---a---a---Shovel---I wish you a very good
evening.''
Out of the parlour door flounced the incensed Sir Arthur,
as if the spirit of the whole Round Table inflamed his single
bosom, and traversed with long strides the labyrinth of passages
which conducted to the drawing-room.
``Did you ever hear such an old tup-headed ass?'' said
Oldbuck, briefly apostrophizing Lovel. ``But I must not let
him go in this mad-like way neither.''
So saying, he pushed off after the retreating Baronet, whom
he traced by the clang of several doors which he opened in
search of the apartment for tea, and slammed with force behind
him at every disappointment. ``You'll do yourself a mischief,''
roared the Antiquary; ``Qui ambulat in tenebris, nescit quo
vadit---You'll tumble down the back-stair.''
Sir Arthur had now got involved in darkness, of which the
sedative effect is well known to nurses and governesses who
have to deal with pettish children. It retarded the pace of the
irritated Baronet, if it did not abate his resentment, and Mr.
Oldbuck, better acquainted with the locale, got up with him as
he had got his grasp upon the handle of the drawing-room door.
``Stay a minute, Sir Arthur,'' said Oldbuck, opposing his
abrupt entrance; ``don't be quite so hasty, my good old friend.
I was a little too rude with you about Sir Gamelyn---why, he is
an old acquaintance of mine, man, and a favourite; he kept
company with Bruce and Wallace---and, I'll be sworn on a
black-letter Bible, only subscribed the Ragman-roll with the
legitimate and justifiable intention of circumventing the false
Southern---'twas right Scottish craft, my good knight---hundreds
did it. Come, come, forget and forgive---confess we
have given the young fellow here a right to think us two testy
old fools.''
``Speak for yourself, Mr. Jonathan Oldbuck,'' said Sir Arthur
with much majesty.
``A-well, a-well---a wilful man must have his way.''
With that the door opened, and into the drawing-room
marched the tall gaunt form of Sir Arthur, followed by Lovel
and Mr. Oldbuck, the countenances of all the three a little
discomposed.
``I have been waiting for you, sir,'' said Miss Wardour, ``to
propose we should walk forward to meet the carriage, as the
evening is so fine.''
Sir Arthur readily assented to this proposal, which suited the
angry mood in which he found himself; and. having, agreeable
to the established custom in cases of pet, refused the refreshment
of tea and coffee, he tucked his daughter under his arm;
and after taking a ceremonious leave of the ladies, and a very
dry one of Oldbuck---off he marched.
``I think Sir Arthur has got the black dog on his back again,''
said Miss Oldbuck.
``Black dog!---black devil!---he's more absurd than womankind
---What say you, Lovel?---Why, the lad's gone too.''
``He took his leave, uncle, while Miss Wardour was putting
on her things; but I don't think you observed him.''
``The devil's in the people! This is all one gets by fussing
and bustling, and putting one's self out of one's way in order
to give dinners, besides all the charges they are put to!---O
Seged, Emperor of Ethiopia!'' said he, taking up a cup of tea
in the one hand, and a volume of the Rambler in the other,---
for it was his regular custom to read while he was eating or
drinking in presence of his sister, being a practice which served
at once to evince his contempt for the society of womankind,
and his resolution to lose no moment of instruction,---``O Seged,
Emperor of Ethiopia! well hast thou spoken---No man should
presume to say, This shall be a day of happiness.''
Oldbuck proceeded in his studies for the best part of an hour,
uninterrupted by the ladies, who each, in profound silence, pursued
some female employment. At length, a light and modest
tap was heard at the parlour door. ``Is that you, Caxon?---
come in, come in, man.''
The old man opened the door, and thrusting in his meagre
face, thatched with thin grey locks, and one sleeve of his white
coat, said in a subdued and mysterious tone of voice, ``I was
wanting to speak to you, sir.''
``Come in then, you old fool, and say what you have got to
say.''
``I'll maybe frighten the ladies,'' said the ex-friseur.
``Frighten!'' answered the Antiquary,---``what do you mean?
---never mind the ladies. Have you seen another ghaist at the
Humlock-knowe?''
``Na, sir---it's no a ghaist this turn,'' replied Caxton;---``but
I'm no easy in my mind.''
``Did you ever hear of any body that was?'' answered Oldbuck;---
``what reason has an old battered powder-puff like you
to be easy in your mind, more than all the rest of the world
besides?''
``It's no for mysell, sir; but it threatens an awfu' night; and
Sir Arthur, and Miss Wardour, poor thing''------
``Why, man, they must have met the carriage at the head of
the loaning, or thereabouts; they must be home long ago.''
``Na, sir; they didna gang the road by the turnpike to meet
the carriage, they gaed by the sands.''
The word operated like electricity on Oldbuck. ``The sands!''
he exclaimed; ``impossible!''
``Ou, sir, that's what I said to the gardener; but he says he
saw them turn down by the Mussel-craig. In troth, says I to
him, an that be the case, Davie, I am misdoubting''------
``An almanac! an almanac!'' said Oldbuck, starting up in
great alarm---``not that bauble!'' flinging away a little pocket
almanac which his niece offered him.---``Great God! my poor
dear Miss Isabella!---Fetch me instantly the Fairport Almanac.''
---It was brought, consulted, and added greatly to his agitation.
``I'll go myself---call the gardener and ploughman---bid them
bring ropes and ladders---bid them raise more help as they come
along---keep the top of the cliffs, and halloo down to them---
I'll go myself.''
``What is the matter?'' inquired Miss Oldbuck and Miss
M`Intyre.
``The tide!---the tide!'' answered the alarmed Antiquary.
``Had not Jenny better---but no, I'll run myself,'' said the
younger lady, partaking in all her uncle's terrors---``I'll run
myself to Saunders Mucklebackit, and make him get out his
boat.''
``Thank you, my dear, that's the wisest word that has been
spoken yet---Run! run!---To go by the sands!'' seizing his hat
and cane; ``was there ever such madness heard of!''
----------------Pleased awhile to view
The watery waste, the prospect wild and new;
The now receding waters gave them space,
On either side, the growing shores to trace
And then returning, they contract the scene,
Till small and smaller grows the walk between.
Crabbe.
The information of Davie Dibble, which had spread such general
alarm at Monkbarns, proved to be strictly correct. Sir Arthur
and his daughter had set out, according to their first proposal,
to return to Knockwinnock by the turnpike road; but when
they reached the head of the loaning, as it was called, or great
lane, which on one side made a sort of avenue to the house of
Monkbarns, they discerned, a little way before them, Lovel, who
seemed to linger on the way as if to give him an opportunity to
join them. Miss Wardour immediately proposed to her father
that they should take another direction; and, as the weather
was fine, walk home by the sands, which, stretching below a
picturesque ridge of rocks, afforded at almost all times a pleasanter
passage between Knockwinnock and Monkbarns than the
high-road.
Sir Arthur acquiesced willingly. ``It would be unpleasant,''
he said, ``to be joined by that young fellow, whom Mr. Oldbuck
had taken the freedom to introduce them to.'' And his old-fashioned
politeness had none of the ease of the present day
which permits you, if you have a mind, to cut the person you
have associated with for a week, the instant you feel or suppose
yourself in a situation which makes it disagreeable to own him.
Sir Arthur only stipulated, that a little ragged boy, for the
guerdon of one penny sterling, should run to meet his coachman,
and turn his equipage back to Knockwinnock.
When this was arranged, and the emissary despatched, the
knight and his daughter left the high-road, and following a wandering
path among sandy hillocks, partly grown over with furze
and the long grass called bent, soon attained the side of the ocean.
The tide was by no means so far out as they had computed but
this gave them no alarm;---there were seldom ten days in the
year when it approached so near the cliffs as not to leave a dry
passage. But, nevertheless, at periods of spring-tide, or even
when the ordinary flood was accelerated by high winds, this road
was altogether covered by the sea; and tradition had recorded
several fatal accidents which had happened on such occasions.
Still, such dangers were considered as remote and improbable;
and rather served, with other legends, to amuse the hamlet fireside,
than to prevent any one from going between Knockwinnock
and Monkbarns by the sands.
As Sir Arthur and Miss Wardour paced along, enjoying the
pleasant footing afforded by the cool moist hard sand, Miss
Wardour could not help observing that the last tide had risen
considerably above the usual water-mark. Sir Arthur made the
same observation, but without its occurring to either of them to
be alarmed at the circumstance. The sun was now resting his
huge disk upon the edge of the level ocean, and gilded the accumulation
of towering clouds through which he had travelled the
livelong day, and which now assembled on all sides, like misfortunes
and disasters around a sinking empire and falling monarch.
Still, however, his dying splendour gave a sombre magnificence
to the massive congregation of vapours, forming out of their
unsubstantial gloom the show of pyramids and towers, some
touched with gold, some with purple, some with a hue of deep
and dark red. The distant sea, stretched beneath this varied
and gorgeous canopy, lay almost portentously still, reflecting
back the dazzling and level beams of the descending luminary,
and the splendid colouring of the clouds amidst which he was
setting. Nearer to the beach the tide rippled onward in waves
of sparkling silver, that imperceptibly, yet rapidly, gained upon
the sand.
With a mind employed in admiration of the romantic scene,
or perhaps on some more agitating topic, Miss Wardour advanced
in silence by her father's side, whose recently offended dignity
did not stoop to open any conversation. Following the windings
of the beach, they passed one projecting point of headland or rock
after another, and now found themselves under a huge and continued
extent of the precipices by which that iron-bound coast
is in most places defended. Long projecting reefs of rock,
extending under water and only evincing their existence by here
and there a peak entirely bare, or by the breakers which foamed
over those that were partially covered, rendered Knockwinnock
bay dreaded by pilots and ship-masters. The crags which rose
between the beach and the mainland, to the height of two or three
hundred feet, afforded in their crevices shelter for unnumbered
sea-fowl, in situations seemingly secured by their dizzy height
from the rapacity of man. Many of these wild tribes, with the
instinct which sends them to seek the land before a storm arises,
were now winging towards their nests with the shrill and dissonant
clang which announces disquietude and fear. The disk of the
sun became almost totally obscured ere he had altogether sunk
below the horizon, and an early and lurid shade of darkness blotted
the serene twilight of a summer evening. The wind began
next to arise; but its wild and moaning sound was heard for some
time, and its effects became visible on the bosom of the sea, before
the gale was felt on shore. The mass of waters, now dark and
threatening, began to lift itself in larger ridges, and sink in deeper
furrows, forming waves that rose high in foam upon the breakers,
or burst upon the beach with a sound resembling distant thunder.
Appalled by this sudden change of weather, Miss Wardour
drew close to her father, and held his arm fast. ``I wish,'' at
length she said, but almost in a whisper, as if ashamed to
express her increasing apprehensions, ``I wish we had kept the
road we intended, or waited at Monkbarns for the carriage.''
Sir Arthur looked round, but did not see, or would not
acknowledge, any signs of an immediate storm. They would
reach Knockwinnock, he said, long before the tempest began.
But the speed with which he walked, and with which Isabella
could hardly keep pace, indicated a feeling that some exertion
was necessary to accomplish his consolatory prediction.
They were now near the centre of a deep but narrow bay or
recess, formed by two projecting capes of high and inaccessible
rock, which shot out into the sea like the horns of a crescent;
---and neither durst communicate the apprehension which each
began to entertain, that, from the unusually rapid advance of
the tide, they might be deprived of the power of proceeding by
doubling the promontory which lay before them, or of retreating
by the road which brought them thither.
As they thus pressed forward, longing doubtless to exchange
the easy curving line, which the sinuosities of the bay compelled
them to adopt, for a straighter and more expeditious path, Sir Arthur
observed a human figure on the beach advancing to meet them.
``Thank God,'' he exclaimed, ``we shall get round Halket-head!
---that person must have passed it;'' thus giving vent to the
feeling of hope, though he had suppressed that of apprehension.
``Thank God, indeed!'' echoed his daughter, half audibly,
half internally, as expressing the gratitude which she strongly
felt.
The figure which advanced to meet them made many signs,
which the haze of the atmosphere, now disturbed by wind and
by a drizzling rain, prevented them from seeing or comprehending
distinctly.---Some time before they met, Sir Arthur could
recognise the old blue-gowned beggar, Edie Ochiltree. It is
said that even the brute creation lay aside their animosities and
antipathies when pressed by an instant and common danger.
The beach under Halket-head, rapidly diminishing in extent
by the encroachments of a spring-tide and a north-west wind,
was in like manner a neutral field, where even a justice of
peace and a strolling mendicant might meet upon terms of
mutual forbearance.
``Turn back! turn back!'' exclaimed the vagrant; ``why
did ye not turn when I waved to you?''
``We thought,'' replied Sir Arthur, in great agitation, ``we
thought we could get round Halket-head.''
``Halket-head!---the tide will be running on Halket-head
by this time like the Fall of Fyers!---it was a' I could do to
get round it twenty minutes since---it was coming in three feet
abreast. We will maybe get back by Bally-burgh Ness Point
yet. The Lord help us!---it's our only chance. We can but
try.''
``My God, my child!''---``My father! my dear father!''
exclaimed the parent and daughter, as, fear lending them
strength and speed, they turned to retrace their steps, and
endeavoured to double the point, the projection of which
formed the southern extremity of the bay.
``I heard ye were here frae the bit callant ye sent to meet
your carriage,'' said the beggar, as he trudged stoutly on a step
or two behind Miss Wardour; ``and I couldna bide to think o'
the dainty young leddy's peril, that has aye been kind to ilka
forlorn heart that cam near her. Sae I lookit at the lift and
the rin o' the tide, till I settled it that if I could get down time
eneugh to gie you warning, we wad do weel yet. But I doubt,
I doubt, I have been beguiled! for what mortal ee ever saw sic
a race as the tide is risening e'en now? See, yonder's the Ratton's
Skerry---he aye held his neb abune the water in my day---
but he's aneath it now.''
Sir Arthur cast a look in the direction in which the old man
pointed. A huge rock, which in general, even in spring-tides, displayed
a hulk like the keel of a large vessel, was now quite under
water, and its place only indicated by the boiling and breaking
of the eddying waves which encountered its submarine resistance.
``Mak haste, mak haste, my bonny leddy,'' continued the
old man---mak haste, and we may do yet! Take haud o' my
arm---an auld and frail arm it's now, but it's been in as sair stress
as this is yet. Take haud o' my arm, my winsome leddy! D'ye
see yon wee black speck amang the wallowing waves yonder?
This morning it was as high as the mast o' a brig---it's sma'
eneugh now---but, while I see as muckle black about it as the
crown o' my hat, I winna believe but we'll get round the Ballyburgh
Ness, for a' that's come and gane yet.''
Isabella, in silence, accepted from the old man the assistance
which Sir Arthur was less able to afford her. The waves had
now encroached so much upon the beach, that the firm and
smooth footing which they had hitherto had on the sand must
be exchanged for a rougher path close to the foot of the precipice,
and in some places even raised upon its lower ledges.
It would have been utterly impossible for Sir Arthur Wardour,
or his daughter, to have found their way along these shelves
without the guidance and encouragement of the beggar, who
had been there before in high tides, though never, he acknowledged,
``in sae awsome a night as this.''
It was indeed a dreadful evening. The howling of the storm
mingled with the shrieks of the sea-fowl, and sounded like the
dirge of the three devoted beings, who, pent between two of the
most magnificent, yet most dreadful objects of nature---a raging
tide and an insurmountable precipice---toiled along their painful
and dangerous path, often lashed by the spray of some giant
billow, which threw itself higher on the beach than those that
had preceded it. Each minute did their enemy gain ground perceptibly
upon them! Still, however, loth to relinquish the last
hopes of life, they bent their eyes on the black rock pointed out
by Ochiltree. It was yet distinctly visible among the breakers,
and continued to be so, until they came to a turn in their precarious
path, where an intervening projection of rock hid it
from their sight. Deprived of the view of the beacon on which
they had relied, they now experienced the double agony of terror
and suspense. They struggled forward, however; but, when
they arrived at the point from which they ought to have seen
the crag, it was no longer visible: the signal of safety was lost
among a thousand white breakers, which, dashing upon the
point of the promontory, rose in prodigious sheets of snowy
foam, as high as the mast of a first-rate man-of-war, against the
dark brow of the precipice.
The countenance of the old man fell. Isabella gave a faint
shriek, and, ``God have mercy upon us!'' which her guide
solemnly uttered, was piteously echoed by Sir Arthur---``My
child! my child!---to die such a death!''
``My father! my dear father!'' his daughter exclaimed, clinging
to him---``and you too, who have lost your own life in endeavouring
to save ours!''
``That's not worth the counting,'' said the old man. ``I hae
lived to be weary o' life; and here or yonder---at the back o' a
dyke, in a wreath o' snaw, or in the wame o' a wave, what signifies
how the auld gaberlunzie dies?''
``Good man,'' said Sir Arthur, ``can you think of nothing?
---of no help?---I'll make you rich---I'll give you a farm---
I'll''------
``Our riches will be soon equal,'' said the beggar, looking
out upon the strife of the waters---``they are sae already; for
I hae nae land, and you would give your fair bounds and
barony for a square yard of rock that would be dry for twal
hours.''
While they exchanged these words, they paused upon the
highest ledge of rock to which they could attain; for it seemed
that any further attempt to move forward could only serve to
anticipate their fate. Here, then, they were to await the sure
though slow progress of the raging element, something in the
situation of the martyrs of the early church, who, exposed by
heathen tyrants to be slain by wild beasts, were compelled for
a time to witness the impatience and rage by which the animals
were agitated, while awaiting the signal for undoing their grates,
and letting them loose upon the victims.
Yet even this fearful pause gave Isabella time to collect the
powers of a mind naturally strong and courageous, and which
rallied itself at this terrible juncture. ``Must we yield life,''
she said, ``without a struggle? Is there no path, however
dreadful, by which we could climb the crag, or at least attain
some height above the tide, where we could remain till morning,
or till help comes? They must be aware of our situation, and
will raise the country to relieve us.''
Sir Arthur, who heard, but scarcely comprehended, his
daughter's question, turned, nevertheless, instinctively and
eagerly to the old man, as if their lives were in his gift.
Ochiltree paused---``I was a bauld craigsman,'' he said, ``ance in
my life, and mony a kittywake's and lungie's nest hae I harried
up amang thae very black rocks; but it's lang, lang syne, and
nae mortal could speel them without a rope---and if I had ane,
my ee-sight, and my footstep, and my hand-grip, hae a' failed
mony a day sinsyne---And then, how could I save you? But
there was a path here ance, though maybe, if we could see it,
ye would rather bide where we are---His name be praised!''
he ejaculated suddenly, ``there's ane coming down the crag
e'en now!''---Then, exalting his voice, he hilloa'd out to the
daring adventurer such instructions as his former practice, and
the remembrance of local circumstances, suddenly forced upon
his mind:---``Ye're right!---ye're right!---that gate---that
gate!---fasten the rope weel round Crummies-horn, that's the
muckle black stane---cast twa plies round it---that's it!---now,
weize yoursell a wee easel-ward---a wee mair yet to that ither
stane---we ca'd it the Cat's-lug---there used to be the root o' an
aik tree there---that will do!---canny now, lad---canny now---
tak tent and tak time---Lord bless ye, tak time---Vera weel!---
Now ye maun get to Bessy's apron, that's the muckle braid
flat blue stane---and then, I think, wi' your help and the tow
thegither, I'll win at ye, and then we'll be able to get up the
young leddy and Sir Arthur.''
The adventurer, following the directions of old Edie, flung
him down the end of the rope, which he secured around Miss
Wardour, wrapping her previously in his own blue gown, to
preserve her as much as possible from injury. Then, availing
himself of the rope, which was made fast at the other end, he
began to ascend the face of the crag---a most precarious and
dizzy undertaking, which, however, after one or two perilous
escapes, placed him safe on the broad flat stone beside our
friend Lovel. Their joint strength was able to raise Isabella
to the place of safety which they had attained. Lovel then
descended in order to assist Sir Arthur, around whom he
adjusted the rope; and again mounting to their place of refuge,
with the assistance of old Ochiltree, and such aid as Sir Arthur
himself could afford, he raised himself beyond the reach of the
billows.
The sense of reprieve from approaching and apparently
inevitable death, had its usual effect. The father and daughter
threw themselves into each other's arms, kissed and wept for
joy, although their escape was connected with the prospect of
passing a tempestuous night upon a precipitous ledge of rock,
which scarce afforded footing for the four shivering beings,
who now, like the sea-fowl around them, clung there in hopes
of some shelter from the devouring element which raged beneath.
The spray of the billows, which attained in fearful succession
the foot of the precipice, overflowing the beach on which they
so lately stood, flew as high as their place of temporary refuge;
and the stunning sound with which they dashed against the
rocks beneath, seemed as if they still demanded the fugitives in
accents of thunder as their destined prey. It was a summer
night, doubtless; yet the probability was slender, that a frame
so delicate as that of Miss Wardour should survive till morning
the drenching of the spray; and the dashing of the rain, which
now burst in full violence, accompanied with deep and heavy
gusts of wind, added to the constrained and perilous circumstances
of their situation.
``The lassie!---the puir sweet, lassie!'' said the old man:
``mony such a night have I weathered at hame and abroad, but,
God guide us, how can she ever win through it!''
His apprehension was communicated in smothered accents to
Lovel; for with the sort of freemasonry by which bold and
ready spirits correspond in moments of danger, and become
almost instinctively known to each other, they had established
a mutual confidence.---``I'll climb up the cliff again,'' said Lovel
---there's daylight enough left to see my footing; I'll climb up,
and call for more assistance.''
``Do so, do so, for Heaven's sake!'' said Sir Arthur eagerly.
``Are ye mad?'' said the mendicant: ``Francie o' Fowlsheugh,
and he was the best craigsman that ever speel'd heugh
(mair by token, he brake his neck upon the Dunbuy of Slaines),
wodna hae ventured upon the Halket-head craigs after sun-down
---It's God's grace, and a great wonder besides, that ye are not
in the middle o' that roaring sea wi' what ye hae done already
---I didna think there was the man left alive would hae come
down the craigs as ye did. I question an I could hae done it
mysell, at this hoar and in this weather, in the youngest and
yaldest of my strength---But to venture up again---it's a mere
and a clear tempting o' Providence,''
``I have no fear,'' answered Lovel; ``I marked all the stations
perfectly as I came down, and there is still light enough left to
see them quite well---I am sure I can do it with perfect safety.
Stay here, my good friend, by Sir Arthur and the young
lady. ''
``Dell be in my feet then,'' answered the bedesman sturdily;
``if ye gang, I'll gang too; for between the twa o' us, we'll hae
mair than wark eneugh to get to the tap o' the heugh.''
``No, no---stay you here and attend to Miss Wardour---you
see Sir Arthur is quite exhausted.''
``Stay yoursell then, and I'll gae,'' said the old man;---``let
death spare the green corn and take the ripe.''
``Stay both of you, I charge you,'' said Isabella, faintly; ``I
am well, and can spend the night very well here---I feel quite
refreshed.'' So saying, her voice failed her---she sunk down, and
would have fallen from the crag, had she not been supported by
Lovel and Ochiltree, who placed her in a posture half sitting,
half reclining, beside her father, who, exhausted by fatigue of
body and mind so extreme and unusual, had already sat down
on a stone in a sort of stupor.
``It is impossible to leave them,'' said Lovel---``What is to
be done?---Hark! hark!---did I not hear a halloo?''
``The skreigh of a Tammie Norie,'' answered Ochiltree---``I
ken the skirl weel.''
``No, by Heaven!'' replied Lovel, ``it was a human voice.''
A distant hail was repeated, the sound plainly distinguishable
among the various elemental noises, and the clang of the sea-mews
by which they were surrounded. The mendicant and
Lovel exerted their voices in a loud halloo, the former waving
Miss Wardour's handkerchief on the end of his staff to make
them conspicuous from above. Though the shouts were repeated,
it was some time before they were in exact response to their
own, leaving the unfortunate sufferers uncertain whether, in the
darkening twilight and increasing storm, they had made the
persons who apparently were traversing the verge of the precipice
to bring them assistance, sensible of the place in which
they had found refuge. At length their halloo was regularly
and distinctly answered, and their courage confirmed, by the
assurance that they were within hearing, if not within reach, of
friendly assistance.
There is a cliff, whose high and bending head
Looks fearfully on the confined deep;
Bring me but to the very brim of it,
And I'll repair the misery thou dost bear.
King Lear.
The shout of human voices from above was soon augmented,
and the gleam of torches mingled with those lights of evening
which still remained amidst the darkness of the storm. Some
attempt was made to hold communication between the assistants
above and the sufferers beneath, who were still clinging to their
precarious place of safety; but the howling of the tempest limited
their intercourse to cries as inarticulate as those of the winged
denizens of the crag, which shrieked in chorus, alarmed by the
reiterated sound of human voices, where they had seldom been
heard.
On the verge of the precipice an anxious group had now
assembled. Oldbuck was the foremost and most earnest,
pressing forward with unwonted desperation to the very brink
of the crag, and extending his head (his hat and wig secured by
a handkerchief under his chin) over the dizzy height, with an
air of determination which made his more timorous assistants
tremble.
``Haud a care, haud a care, Monkbarns!'' cried Caxon,
clinging to the skirts of his patron, and withholding him from
danger as far as his strength permitted---``God's sake, haud a
care!---Sir Arthur's drowned already, and an ye fa' over the
cleugh too, there will be but ae wig left in the parish, and that's
the minister's.''
``Mind the peak there,'' cried Mucklebackit, an old fisherman
and smuggler---``mind the peak---Steenie, Steenie Wilks, bring
up the tackle---I'se warrant we'll sune heave them on board,
Monkbarns, wad ye but stand out o' the gate.''
``I see them,'' said Oldbuck---``I see them low down on that
flat stone---Hilli-hilloa, hilli-ho-a!''
``I see them mysell weel eneugh,'' said Mucklebackit; ``they
are sitting down yonder like hoodie-craws in a mist; but d'yo
think ye'll help them wi' skirling that gate like an auld skart
before a flaw o' weather?---Steenie, lad, bring up the mast---
Od, I'se hae them up as we used to bouse up the kegs o' gin
and brandy lang syne---Get up the pickaxe, make a step for
the mast---make the chair fast with the rattlin---haul taught
and belay!''
The fishers had brought with them the mast of a boat, and
as half of the country fellows about had now appeared, either
out of zeal or curiosity, it was soon sunk in the ground, and
sufficiently secured. A yard across the upright mast, and a
rope stretched along it, and reeved through a block at each
end, formed an extempore crane, which afforded the means of
lowering an arm-chair, well secured and fastened, down to the
flat shelf on which the sufferers had roosted. Their joy at
hearing the preparations going on for their deliverance was
considerably qualified when they beheld the precarious vehicle
by means of which they were to be conveyed to upper air. It
swung about a yard free of the spot which they occupied,
obeying each impulse of the tempest, the empty air all around
it, and depending upon the security of a rope, which, in the
increasing darkness, had dwindled to an almost imperceptible
thread. Besides the hazard of committing a human being to
the vacant atmosphere in such a slight means of conveyance,
there was the fearful danger of the chair and its occupant being
dashed, either by the wind or the vibrations of the cord, against
the rugged face of the precipice. But to diminish the risk as
much as possible, the experienced seaman had let down with
the chair another line, which, being attached to it, and held by
the persons beneath, might serve by way of gy, as Mucklebackit
expressed it, to render its descent in some measure steady
and regular. Still, to commit one's self in such a vehicle,
through a howling tempest of wind and rain, with a beetling
precipice above and a raging abyss below, required that courage
which despair alone can inspire. Yet, wild as the sounds and
sights of danger were, both above, beneath, and around, and
doubtful and dangerous as the mode of escaping appeared to
be, Lovel and the old mendicant agreed, after a moment's
consultation, and after the former, by a sudden strong pull,
had, at his own imminent risk, ascertained the security of the
rope, that it would be best to secure Miss Wardour in the
chair, and trust to the tenderness and care of those above for
her being safely craned up to the top of the crag.
``Let my father go first,'' exclaimed Isabella; ``for God's
sake, my friends, place him first in safety!''
``It cannot be, Miss Wardour,'' said Lovel;---``your life
must be first secured---the rope which bears your weight
may''---
``I will not listen to a reason so selfish!''
``But ye maun listen to it, my bonnie lassie,'' said Ochiltree,
``for a' our lives depend on it---besides, when ye get on the tap
o' the heugh yonder, ye can gie them a round guess o' what's
ganging on in this Patmos o' ours---and Sir Arthur's far by
that, as I'm thinking.''
Struck with the truth of this reasoning, she exclaimed,
``True, most true; I am ready and willing to undertake the
first risk---What shall I say to our friends above?''
``Just to look that their tackle does not graze on the face o'
the crag, and to let the chair down and draw it up hooly and
fairly;---we will halloo when we are ready.''
With the sedulous attention of a parent to a child, Lovel
bound Miss Wardour with his handkerchief, neckcloth, and the
mendicant's leathern belt, to the back and arms of the chair,
ascertaining accurately the security of each knot, while Ochiltree
kept Sir Arthur quiet. ``What are ye doing wi' my
bairn?---what are ye doing?---She shall not be separated from
me---Isabel, stay with me, I command you!''
``Lordsake, Sir Arthur, haud your tongue, and be thankful
to God that there's wiser folk than you to manage this job,''
cried the beggar, worn out by the unreasonable exclamations of
the poor Baronet.
``Farewell, my father!'' murmured Isabella---``farewell, my
---my friends!'' and shutting her eyes, as Edie's experience
recommended, she gave the signal to Lovel, and he to those
who were above. She rose, while the chair in which she sate
was kept steady by the line which Lovel managed beneath.
With a beating heart he watched the flutter of her white dress,
until the vehicle was on a level with the brink of the precipice.
``Canny now, lads, canny now!'' exclaimed old Mucklebackit,
who acted as commodore; ``swerve the yard a bit---Now---
there! there she sits safe on dry land.''
A loud shout announced the successful experiment to her
fellow-sufferers beneath, who replied with a ready and cheerful
halloo. Monkbarns, in his ecstasy of joy, stripped his great-coat
to wrap up the young lady, and would have pulled off his
coat and waistcoat for the same purpose, had he not been
withheld by the cautious Caxon. ``Haud a care o' us! your
honour will be killed wi' the hoast---ye'll no get out o'your
night-cowl this fortnight---and that will suit us unco ill.---Na,
na---there's the chariot down by; let twa o' the folk carry the
young leddy there.''
``You're right,'' said the Antiquary, readjusting the sleeves
and collar of his coat, ``you're right, Caxon; this is a naughty
night to swim in.---Miss Wardour, let me convey you to the
chariot.''
``Not for worlds till I see my father safe.''
In a few distinct words, evincing how much her resolution
had surmounted even the mortal fear of so agitating a hazard,
she explained the nature of the situation beneath, and the
wishes of Lovel and Ochiltree.
``Right, right, that's right too---I should like to see the son
of Sir Gamelyn de Guardover on dry land myself---I have a
notion he would sign the abjuration oath, and the Ragman-roll
to boot, and acknowledge Queen Mary to be nothing better
than she should be, to get alongside my bottle of old port that
he ran away from, and left scarce begun. But he's safe now,
and here a' comes''---(for the chair was again lowered, and Sir
Arthur made fast in it, without much consciousness on his own
part)---``here a' comes---Bowse away, my boys! canny wi' him
---a pedigree of a hundred links is hanging on a tenpenny tow
---the whole barony of Knockwinnock depends on three plies
of hemp---respice finem, respice funem---look to your end---
look to a rope's end.---Welcome, welcome, my good old friend,
to firm land, though I cannot say to warm land or to dry land.
A cord for ever against fifty fathom of water, though not in the
sense of the base proverb---a fico for the phrase,---better sus. per
funem, than sus. per coll."
While Oldbuck ran on in this way, Sir Arthur was safely
wrapped in the close embraces of his daughter, who, assuming
that authority which the circumstances demanded, ordered some
of the assistants to convey him to the chariot, promising to follow
in a few minutes, She lingered on the cliff, holding an old
countryman's arm, to witness probably the safety of those whose
dangers she had shared.
``What have we here?'' said Oldbuck, as the vehicle once
more ascended---``what patched and weather-beaten matter is
this?'' Then as the torches illumed the rough face and grey
hairs of old Ochiltree,---``What! is it thou?---Come, old Mocker,
I must needs be friends with thee---but who the devil makes up
your party besides?''
``Ane that's weel worth ony twa o' us, Monkbarns;---it's the
young stranger lad they ca' Lovel---and he's behaved this blessed
night as if he had three lives to rely on, and was willing to waste
them a' rather than endanger ither folk's. Ca' hooly, sirs, as ye,
wad win an auld man's blessing!---mind there's naebody below
now to haud the gy---Hae a care o' the Cat's-lug corner---bide
weel aff Crummie's-horn!''
``Have a care indeed,'' echoed Oldbuck. ``What! is it my rara
avis---my black swan---my phoenix of companions in a post-chaise ?
---take care of him, Mucklebackit.''
``As muckle care as if he were a graybeard o' brandy; and I
canna take mair if his hair were like John Harlowe's.---Yo ho,
my hearts! bowse away with him!''
Lovel did, in fact, run a much greater risk than any of his
precursors. His weight was not sufficient to render his ascent
steady amid such a storm of wind, and he swung like an agitated
pendulum at the mortal risk of being dashed against the rocks.
But he was young, bold, and active, and, with the assistance of
the beggar's stout piked staff, which he had retained by advice
of the proprietor, contrived to bear himself from the face of the
precipice, and the yet more hazardous projecting cliffs which
varied its surface. Tossed in empty space, like an idle and
unsubstantial feather, with a motion that agitated the brain at
once with fear and with dizziness, he retained his alertness of
exertion and presence of mind; and it was not until he was
safely grounded upon the summit of the cliff, that he felt temporary
and giddy sickness. As he recovered from a sort of half
swoon, he cast his eyes eagerly around. The object which they
would most willingly have sought, was already in the act of
vanishing. Her white garment was just discernible as she
followed on the path which her father had taken. She had
lingered till she saw the last of their company rescued from
danger, and until she had been assured by the hoarse voice of
Mucklebackit, that ``the callant had come off wi' unbrizzed
banes, and that he was but in a kind of dwam.'' But Lovel
was not aware that she had expressed in his fate even this degree
of interest,---which, though nothing more than was due to
a stranger who had assisted her in such an hour of peril, he
would have gladly purchased by braving even more imminent
danger than he had that evening been exposed to. The beggar
she had already commanded to come to Knockwinnock that
night. He made an excuse.---``Then to-morrow let me see
you.''
The old man promised to obey. Oldbuck thrust something
into his hand---Ochiltree looked at it by the torchlight, and
returned it---``Na, na! I never tak gowd---besides, Monkbarns,
ye wad maybe be rueing it the morn.'' Then turning to the
group of fishermen and peasants---``Now, sirs, wha will gie me
a supper and some clean pease-strae?''
``I,'' ``and I,'' ``and I,'' answered many a ready voice.
``Aweel, since sae it is, and I can only sleep in ae barn at ance,
I'll gae down with Saunders Mucklebackit---he has aye a soup o'
something comfortable about his begging---and, bairns, I'll maybe
live to put ilka ane o' ye in mind some ither night that ye hae
promised me quarters and my awmous;'' and away he went with
the fisherman.
Oldbuck laid the band of strong possession on Lovel---``Deil
a stride ye's go to Fairport this night, young man---you must go
home with me to Monkbarns. Why, man, you have been a hero
---a perfect Sir William Wallace, by all accounts. Come, my
good lad, take hold of my arm;---I am not a prime support in
such a wind---but Caxon shall help us out---Here, you old idiot,
come on the other side of me.---And how the deil got you down
to that infernal Bessy's-apron, as they call it? Bess, said they?
Why, curse her, she has spread out that vile pennon or banner
of womankind, like all the rest of her sex, to allure her votaries
to death and headlong ruin.''
``I have been pretty well accustomed to climbing, and I have
long observed fowlers practise that pass down the cliff.''
``But how, in the name of all that is wonderful, came you to
discover the danger of the pettish Baronet and his far more
deserving daughter?''
``I saw them from the verge of the precipice.''
``From the verge!---umph---And what possessed you dumosa
pendere procul de rupe?---though dumosa is not the appropriate
epithet---what the deil, man, tempted ye to the verge of the
craig?''
``Why---I like to see the gathering and growling of a coming
storm---or, in your own classical language, Mr. Oldbuck, suave est
mari magno---and so forth---but here we reach the turn to Fairport.
I must wish you good-night.''
``Not a step, not a pace, not an inch, not a shathmont, as I
may say,---the meaning of which word has puzzled many that
think themselves antiquaries. I am clear we should read salmon-length
for shathmont's-length. You are aware that the space allotted
for the passage of a salmon through a dam, dike, or weir, by
statute, is the length within which a full-grown pig can turn himself
round. Now I have a scheme to prove, that, as terrestrial objects
were thus appealed to for ascertaining submarine measurement,
so it must be supposed that the productions of the water were
established as gauges of the extent of land.---Shathmont---salmont
---you see the close alliance of the sounds; dropping out two h's,
and a t, and assuming an l, makes the whole difference---I wish
to heaven no antiquarian derivation had demanded heavier concessions.''
``But, my dear sir, I really must go home---I am wet to the
skin.''
``Shalt have my night-gown, man, and slippers, and catch
the antiquarian fever as men do the plague, by wearing infected
garments. Nay, I know what you would be at---you are afraid
to put the old bachelor to charges. But is there not the remains
of that glorious chicken-pie---which, meo arbitrio, is better cold
than hot---and that bottle of my oldest port, out of which the
silly brain-sick Baronet (whom I cannot pardon, since he has
escaped breaking his neck) had just taken one glass, when his
infirm noddle went a wool-gathering after Gamelyn de Guardover?''
So saying he dragged Lovel forward, till the Palmer's-port of
Monkbarns received them. Never, perhaps, had it admitted
two pedestrians more needing rest for Monkbarns's fatigue
had been in a degree very contrary to his usual habits, and his
more young and robust companion had that evening undergone
agitation of mind which had harassed and wearied him even
more than his extraordinary exertions of body.
``Be brave,'' she cried, ``you yet may be our guest,
Our haunted room was ever held the best.
If, then, your valour can the sight sustain
Of rustling curtains and the clinking chain
If your courageous tongue have powers to talk,
When round your bed the horrid ghost shall walk
If you dare ask it why it leaves its tomb,
I'll see your sheets well air'd, and show the Room.''
True Story.
The reached the room in which they had dined, and were
clamorously welcomed by Miss Oldbuck.
``Where's the younger womankind?'' said the Antiquary.
``Indeed, brother, amang a' the steery, Maria wadna be
guided by me she set away to the Halket-craig-head---I wonder
ye didna see her.''
``Eh!---what---what's that you say, sister?---did the girl go
out in a night like this to the Halket-head?---Good God! the
misery of the night is not ended yet!''
``But ye winna wait, Monkbarns---ye are so imperative and
impatient''------
``Tittle-tattle, woman,'' said the impatient and agitated
Antiquary, ``where is my dear Mary?''
``Just where ye suld be yoursell, Monkbarns---up-stairs, and
in her warm bed.''
``I could have sworn it,'' said Oldbuck laughing, but obviously
much relieved---``I could have sworn it;---the lazy monkey did
not care if we were all drowned together. Why did you say
she went out?''
``But ye wadna wait to hear out my tale, Monkbarns---she
gaed out, and she came in again with the gardener sae sune as
she saw that nane o' ye were clodded ower the Craig, and that
Miss Wardour was safe in the chariot; she was hame a quarter
of an hour syne, for it's now ganging ten---sair droukit
was she, puir thing, sae I e'en put a glass o' sherry in her water-gruel.''
``Right, Grizel, right---let womankind alone for coddling
each other. But hear me, my venerable sister---start not at the
word venerable; it implies many praiseworthy qualities besides
age; though that too is honourable, albeit it is the last quality
for which womankind would wish to be honoured---But perpend
my words: let Lovel and me have forthwith the relics of the
chicken-pie, and the reversion of the port.''
``The chicken-pie! the port!---ou dear! brother---there was
but a wheen banes, and scarce a drap o' the wine.''
The Antiquary's countenance became clouded, though he was
too well bred to give way, in the presence of a stranger, to his
displeased surprise at the, disappearance of the viands on which
he had reckoned with absolute certainty. But his sister understood
these looks of ire. ``Ou dear! Monkbarns, what's the
use of making a wark?''
``I make no wark, as ye call it, woman.''
``But what's the use o' looking sae glum and glunch about a
pickle banes?---an ye will hae the truth, ye maun ken the
minister came in, worthy man---sair distressed he was, nae
doubt, about your precarious situation, as he ca'd it (for ye
ken how weel he's gifted wi' words), and here he wad bide till
he could hear wi' certainty how the matter was likely to gang
wi' ye a'---He said fine things on the duty of resignation to
Providence's will, worthy man! that did he.''
Oldbuck replied, catching the same tone, ``Worthy man!---
he cared not how soon Monkbarns had devolved on an heir-female,
I've a notion;---and while he was occupied in this
Christian office of consolation against impending evil, I reckon
that the chicken-pie and my good port disappeared?''
``Dear brother, how can you speak of sic frivolities, when
you have had sic an escape from the craig?''
``Better than my supper has had from the minister's craig,
Grizzle---it's all discussed, I suppose?''
``Hout, Monkbarns, ye speak as if there was nae mair meat
in the house---wad ye not have had me offer the honest man
some slight refreshment after his walk frae the manse?''
Oldbuck half-whistled, half-hummed, the end of the old
Scottish ditty,
O, first they eated the white puddings,
And then they eated the black, O,
And thought the gudeman unto himsell,
The deil clink down wi' that, O!
His sister hastened to silence his murmurs, by proposing some
of the relies of the dinner. He spoke of another bottle of wine,
but recommended in preference a glass of brandy which was
really excellent. As no entreaties could prevail on Lovel to
indue the velvet night-cap and branched morning-gown of his
host, Oldbuck, who pretended to a little knowledge of the
medical art, insisted on his going to bed as soon as possible,
and proposed to despatch a messenger (the indefatigable Caxon)
to Fairport early in the morning, to procure him a change of
clothes.
This was the first intimation Miss Oldbuck had received that
the young stranger was to be their guest for the night; and
such was the surprise with which she was struck by a proposal
so uncommon, that, had the superincumbent weight of her
bead-dress, such as we before described, been less preponderant,
her grey locks must have started up on end, and hurled it from
its position.
``Lord haud a care o' us!'' exclaimed the astounded maiden.
``What's the matter now, Grizel?''
``Wad ye but just speak a moment, Monkbarns?''
``Speak!---what should I speak about? I want to get to
my bed---and this poor young fellow---let a bed be made ready
for him instantly.''
``A bed?---The Lord preserve us!'' again ejaculated Grizel.
``Why, what's the matter now?---are there not beds and
rooms enough in the house?---was it not an ancient hospitium,
in which, I am warranted to say, beds were nightly made down
for a score of pilgrims?''
``O dear, Monkbarns! wha kens what they might do lang
syne?---but in our time---beds---ay, troth, there's beds enow sic
as they are---and rooms enow too---but ye ken yoursell the beds
haena been sleepit in, Lord kens the time, nor the rooms aired.
---If I had kenn'd, Mary and me might hae gaen down to the
manse--Miss Beckie is aye fond to see us---(and sae is the
minister, brother)---But now, gude save us!''------
``Is there not the Green Room, Grizel?''
``Troth is there, and it is in decent order too, though naebody
has sleepit there since Dr. Heavysterne, and''------
``And what?''
``And what! I am sure ye ken yoursell what a night he had
---ye wadna expose the young gentleman to the like o' that, wad
ye?''
Lovel interfered upon hearing this altercation, and protested
he would far rather walk home than put them to the least
inconvenience---that the exercise would be of service to him---
that he knew the road perfectly, by night or day, to Fairport
---that the storm was abating, and so forth---adding all that
civility could suggest as an excuse for escaping from a hospitality
which seemed more inconvenient to his host than he could
possibly have anticipated. But the howling of the wind, and
the pattering of the rain against the windows, with his knowledge
of the preceding fatigues of the evening, must have
prohibited Oldbuck, even had he entertained less regard for his
young friend than he really felt, from permitting him to depart.
Besides, be was piqued in honour to show that he himself was
not governed by womankind---``Sit ye down, sit ye down, sit ye
down, man,'' he reiterated;---``an ye part so, I would I might
never draw a cork again, and here comes out one from a prime
bottle of---strong ale---right anno domini---none of your Wassia
Quassia decoctions, but brewed of Monkbarns barley---John of
the Girnel never drew a better flagon to entertain a wandering
minstrel, or palmer, with the freshest news from Palestine.---
And to remove from your mind the slightest wish to depart,
know, that if you do so, your character as a gallant knight is
gone for ever. Why, 'tis an adventure, man, to sleep in the
Green Room at Monkbarns.---Sister, pray see it got ready---
And, although the bold adventurer, Heavysterne, dree'd pain
and dolour in that charmed apartment, it is no reason why a
gallant knight like you, nearly twice as tall, and not half so
heavy, should not encounter and break the spell.''
``What! a haunted apartment, I suppose?''
``To be sure, to be sure---every mansion in this country of
the slightest antiquity has its ghosts and its haunted chamber,
and you must not suppose us worse off than our neighbours.
They are going, indeed, somewhat out of fashion. I have seen
the day, when if you had doubted the reality of a ghost in an
old manor-house you ran the risk of being made a ghost yourself,
as Hamlet says.---Yes, if you had challenged the existence
of Redcowl in the Castle of Glenstirym, old Sir Peter Pepperbrand
would have had ye out to his court-yard, made you betake
yourself to your weapon, and if your trick of fence were not the
better, would have sticked you like a paddock, on his own
baronial midden-stead. I once narrowly escaped such an affray
---but I humbled myself, and apologised to Redcowl; for, even
in my younger days, I was no friend to the monomachia, or duel,
and would rather walk with Sir Priest than with Sir Knight---I
care not who knows so much of my valour. Thank God, I am
old now, and can indulge my irritabilities without the necessity
of supporting them by cold steel.''
Here Miss Oldbuck re-entered, with a singularly sage expression
of countenance.---`Mr. Lovel's bed's ready, brother---clean
sheets---weel aired---a spunk of fire in the chimney---I am sure,
Mr. Lovel,'' (addressing him), ``it's no for the trouble---and I
hope you will have a good night's rest---But''------
``You are resolved,'' said the Antiquary, ``to do what you
can to prevent it.''
``Me?---I am sure I have said naething, Monkbarns.''
``My dear madam,'' said Lovel, ``allow me to ask you the
meaning of your obliging anxiety on my account.''
``Ou, Monkbarns does not like to hear of it---but he kens
himsell that the room has an ill name. It's weel minded that
it was there auld Rab Tull the town-clerk was sleeping when
he had that marvellous communication about the grand law-plea
between us and the feuars at the Mussel-craig.---It had cost a
hantle siller, Mr. Lovel; for law-pleas were no carried on without
siller lang syne mair than they are now---and the Monkbarns
of that day---our gudesire, Mr. Lovel, as I said before---
was like to be waured afore the Session for want of a paper---
Monkbarns there kens weel what paper it was, but I'se warrant
he'll no help me out wi' my tale---but it was a paper of great
significance to the plea, and we were to be waured for want o't.
Aweel, the cause was to come on before the fifteen---in presence,
as they ca't---and auld Rab Tull, the town-clerk, he cam ower to
make a last search for the paper that was wanting, before our
gudesire gaed into Edinburgh to look after his plea---so there
was little time to come and gang on. He was but a doited
snuffy body, Rab, as I've heard---but then he was the town-clerk
of Fairport, and the Monkbarns heritors aye employed him
on account of their connection wi' the burgh, ye ken.''
``Sister Grizel, this is abominable,'' interrupted Oldbuck; ``I
vow to Heaven ye might have raised the ghosts of every abbot
of Trotcosey, since the days of Waldimir, in the time you have been
detailing the introduction to this single spectre.---Learn to be
succinct in your narrative.---Imitate the concise style of old
Aubrey, an experienced ghost-seer, who entered his memoranda
on these subjects in a terse business-like manner; exempli gratia
---`At Cirencester, 5th March, 1670, was an apparition.---Being
demanded whether good spirit or bad, made no answer, but
instantly disappeared with a curious perfume, and a melodious
twang'---Vide his Miscellanies, p. eighteen, as well as I can remember,
and near the middle of the page."
``O, Monkbarns, man! do ye think everybody is as book-learned
as yoursell?---But ye like to gar folk look like fools---
ye can do that to Sir Arthur, and the minister his very sell.''
``Nature has been beforehand with me, Grizel, in both these instances,
and in another which shall be nameless---but take a glass
of ale, Grizel, and proceed with your story, for it waxes late.''
``Jenny's just warming your bed, Monkbarns, and ye maun
e'en wait till she's done.---Weel, I was at the search that our
gudesire, Monkbarns that then was, made wi' auld Rab Tull's
assistance;---but ne'er-be-licket could they find that was to
their purpose. Aud sae, after they bad touzled out mony a
leather poke-full o' papers, the town-clerk had his drap punch
at e'en to wash the dust out of his throat---we never were glass-breakers
in this house, Mr. Lovel, but the body bad got sic a trick
of sippling and tippling wi' the bailies and deacons when they
met (which was amaist ilka night) concerning the common gude
o' the burgh, that he couldna weel sleep without it---But his
punch he gat, and to bed he gaed; and in the middle of the
night he got a fearfu' wakening!---he was never just himsell
after it, and he was strucken wi' the dead palsy that very day
four years. He thought, Mr. Lovel, that he heard the curtains
o' his bed fissil, and out he lookit, fancying, puir man, it might hae
been the cat---But he saw---God hae a care o' us! it gars my
flesh aye creep, though I hae tauld the story twenty times---he
saw a weel-fa'ard auld gentleman standing by his bedside, in the
moonlight, in a queer-fashioned dress, wi' mony a button and
band-string about it, and that part o' his garments which it does
not become a leddy to particulareeze, was baith side and wide, and
as mony plies o't as of ony Hamburgh skipper's---He had a
beard too, and whiskers turned upwards on his upper-lip, as lang
as baudrons'---and mony mair particulars there were that Rab
Tull tauld o', but they are forgotten now---it's an auld story.
Aweel, Rab was a just-living man for a country writer---and he
was less feared than maybe might just hae been expected; and
he asked in the name o' goodness what the apparition wanted---
and the spirit answered in an unknown tongue. Then Rab said
he tried him wi' Erse, for he cam in his youth frae the braes of
Glenlivat---but it wadna do. Aweel, in this strait, he bethought
him of the twa or three words o' Latin that he used in making
out the town's deeds, and be had nae sooner tried the spirit wi'
that, than out cam sic a blatter o' Latin about his lugs,
that poor Rab Tull, wha was nae great scholar, was clean overwhelmed.
Od, but he was a bauld body, and he minded the
Latin name for the deed that he was wanting. It was something
about a cart, I fancy, for the ghaist cried aye, Carter,
carter------''
``Carta, you transformer of languages!'' cried Oldbuck;---``if
my ancestor had learned no other language in the other world,
at least he would not forget the Latinity for which he was
so famous while in this.''
``Weel, weel, carta be it then, but they ca'd it carter that
tell'd me the story. It cried aye carta, if sae be that it was
carta, and made a sign to Rab to follow it. Rab Tull keepit a
Highland heart, and banged out o' bed, and till some of his
readiest claes---and he did follow the thing up stairs and down
stairs to the place we ca' the high dow-cot---(a sort of a little
tower in the corner of the auld house, where there was a Tickle
o' useless boxes and trunks)---and there the ghaist gae Rab a kick
wi' the tae foot, and a kick wi' the tother, to that very auld
east-country tabernacle of a cabinet that my brother has standing
beside his library table, and then disappeared like a fuff o'
tobacco, leaving Rab in a very pitiful condition.''
``Tenues secessit in auras,'' quoth Oldbuck. ``Marry, sir,
mansit odor---But, sure enough, the deed was there found in a
drawer of this forgotten repository, which contained many other
curious old papers, now properly labelled and arranged, and
which seemed to have belonged to my ancestor, the first possessor
of Monkbarns. The deed, thus strangely recovered, was the
original Charter of Erection of the Abbey, Abbey Lands, and so
forth, of Trotcosey, comprehending Monkbarns and others, into
a Lordship of Regality in favour of the first Earl of Glengibber,
a favourite of James the Sixth. It is subscribed by the King
at Westminster, the seventeenth day of January, A.D. one thousand
six hundred and twelve---thirteen. It's not worth while
to repeat the witnesses' names.''
``I would rather,'' said Lovel with awakened curiosity, ``I
would rather hear your opinion of the way in which the deed
was discovered.''
``Why, if I wanted a patron for my legend, I could find no
less a one than Saint Augustine, who tells the story of a deceased
person appearing to his son, when sued for a debt which had
been paid, and directing him where, to find the discharge.*
* Note D. Mr. Rutherford's dream.
But I rather opine with Lord Bacon, who says that imagination
is much akin to miracle-working faith. There was always some
idle story of the room being haunted by the spirit of Aldobrand
Oldenbuck, my great-great-great-grandfather---it's a shame to
the English language that, we have not a less clumsy way of
expressing a relationship of which we have occasion to think
and speak so frequently. He was a foreigner, and wore his
national dress, of which tradition had preserved an accurate
description; and indeed there is a print of him, supposed to be
by Reginald Elstracke, pulling the press with his own hand, as
it works off the sheets of his scarce edition of the Augsburg
Confession. He was a chemist as well as a good mechanic, and
either of these qualities in this country was at that time sufficient
to constitute a white witch at least. This superstitious
old writer had heard all this, and probably believed it, and in
his sleep the image and idea of my ancestor recalled that of his
cabinet, which, with the grateful attention to antiquities and
the memory of our ancestors not unusually met with, had been
pushed into the pigeon-house to be out of the way---Add a
quantum sufficit of exaggeration, and you have a key to the whole
mystery. ''
``O brother! brother! but Dr. Heavysterne, brother---whose
sleep was so sore broken, that he declared he wadna pass another
night in the Green Room to get all Monkbarns, so that Mary
and I were forced to yield our''------
``Why, Grizel, the doctor is a good, honest, pudding-headed
German, of much merit in his own way, but fond of the mystical,
like many of his countrymen. You and he had a traffic the
whole evening in which you received tales of Mesmer, Shropfer,
Cagliostro, and other modern pretenders to the mystery of
raising spirits, discovering hidden treasure, and so forth, in
exchange for your legends of the green bedchamber;---and
considering that the Illustrissimus ate a pound and a half of
Scotch collops to supper, smoked six pipes, and drank ale and
brandy in proportion, I am not surprised at his having a fit of
the night-mare. But everything is now ready. Permit me to
light you to your apartment, Mr. Lovel---I am sure you have
need of rest---and I trust my ancestor is too sensible of the
duties of hospitality to interfere with the repose which you have
so well merited by your manly and gallant behaviour.''
So saying, the Antiquary took up a bedroom candlestick of
massive silver and antique form, which, he observed, was
wrought out of the silver found in the mines of the Harz
mountains, and had been the property of the very personage
who had supplied them with a subject for conversation. And
having so said, he led the way through many a dusky and
winding passage, now ascending, and anon descending again,
until he came to the apartment destined for his young guest.
When midnight o'er the moonless skies
Her pall of transient death has spread,
When mortals sleep, when spectres rise,
And none are wakeful but the dead;
No bloodless shape my way pursues,
No sheeted ghost my couch annoys,
Visions more sad my fancy views,---
Visions of long departed joys.
W. R. Spenser.
When they reached the Green Room, as it was called, Oldbuck
placed the candle on the toilet table, before a huge
mirror with a black japanned frame, surrounded by dressing-boxes
of the same, and looked around him with something
of a disturbed expression of countenance. ``I am seldom in
this apartment,'' he said, ``and never without yielding to a
melancholy feeling---not, of course, on account of the childish
nonsense that Grizel was telling you, but owing to circumstances
of an early and unhappy attachment. It is at such moments
as these, Mr. Lovel, that we feel the changes of time. The,
same objects are before us---those inanimate things which we
have gazed on in wayward infancy and impetuous youth, in
anxious and scheming manhood---they are permanent and the
same; but when we look upon them in cold unfeeling old age,
can we, changed in our temper, our pursuits, our feelings---
changed in our form, our limbs, and our strength,---can we be
ourselves called the same? or do we not rather look back with
a sort of wonder upon our former selves, as being separate
and distinct from what we now are? The philosopher who
appealed from Philip inflamed with wine to Philip in his hours
of sobriety, did not choose a judge so different, as if he had
appealed from Philip in his youth to Philip in his old age. I
cannot but be touched with the feeling so beautifully expressed
in a poem which I have heard repeated:*
* Probably Wordsworth's Lyrical Ballads had not as yet been published.
My eyes are dim with childish tears,
My heart is idly stirred,
For the same sound is in my ears
Which in those days I heard.
Thus fares it still in our decay;
And yet the wiser mind
Mourns less for what time takes away,
Than what he leaves behind.
Well, time cures every wound, and though the scar may remain
and occasionally ache, yet the earliest agony of its recent infliction
is felt no more.''---So saying, he shook Lovel cordially by the
hand, wished him good-night, and took his leave.
Step after step Lovel could trace his host's retreat along the
various passages, and each door which he closed behind him fell
with a sound more distant and dead. The guest, thus separated
from the living world, took up the candle and surveyed the
apartment.
The fire blazed cheerfully. Mrs. Grizel's attention had left
some fresh wood, should he choose to continue it, and the apartment
had a comfortable, though not a lively appearance. It was
hung with tapestry, which the looms of Arras had produced in
the sixteenth century, and which the learned typographer, so
often mentioned, had brought with him as a sample of the arts
of the Continent. The subject was a hunting-piece; and as
the leafy boughs of the forest-trees, branching over the tapestry,
formed the predominant colour, the apartment had thence acquired
its name of the Green Chamber. Grim figures in the old
Flemish dress, with slashed doublets covered with ribbands, short
cloaks, and trunk-hose, were engaged in holding grey-hounds, or
stag-hounds, in the leash, or cheering them upon the objects of
their game. Others, with boar-spears, swords, and old-fashioned
guns, were attacking stags or boars whom they had brought to
bay. The branches of the woven forest were crowded with fowls
of various kinds, each depicted with its proper plumage. It
seemed as if the prolific and rich invention of old Chaucer had
animated the Flemish artist with its profusion, and Oldbuck had
accordingly caused the following verses, from that ancient and
excellent poet, to be embroidered in Gothic letters, on a sort of
border which he had added to the tapestry:-
Lo! here be oakis grete, streight as a line,
Under the which the grass, so fresh of line,
Be'th newly sprung---at eight foot or nine.
Everich tree well from his fellow grew,
With branches broad laden with leaves new,
That sprongen out against the sonne sheene,
Some golden red and some a glad bright green.
And in another canton was the following similar legend:---
And many an hart and many an hind,
Was both before me, and behind.
Of fawns, sownders, bucks and does,
Was full the wood and many roes,
And many squirrels that ysate
High on the trees and nuts ate.
The bed was of a dark and faded green, wrought to correspond
with the tapestry, but by a more modern and less skilful hand.
The large and heavy stuff-bottomed chairs, with black ebony
backs, were embroidered after the same pattern, and a lofty
mirror, over the antique chimney-piece, corresponded in its
mounting with that on the old-fashioned toilet.
``I have heard,'' muttered Lovel, as he took a cursory view of
the room and its furniture, ``that ghosts often chose the best
room in the mansion to which they attached themselves; and I
cannot disapprove of the taste of the disembodied printer of the
Augsburg Confession.'' But he found it so difficult to fix his
mind upon the stories which had been told him of an apartment
with which they seemed so singularly to correspond, that he
almost regretted the absence of those agitated feelings, half fear
half curiosity, which sympathise with the old legends of awe and
wonder, from which the anxious reality of his own hopeless
passion at present detached him. For he now only felt emotions
like those expressed in the lines,---
Ah! cruel maid, how hast thou changed
The temper of my mind!
My heart, by thee from all estranged,
Becomes like thee unkind.
He endeavoured to conjure up something like the feelings which
would, at another time, have been congenial to his situation, but
his heart had no room for these vagaries of imagination. The
recollection of Miss Wardour, determined not to acknowledge
him when compelled to endure his society, and evincing her
purpose to escape from it, would have alone occupied his imagination
exclusively. But with this were united recollections more
agitating if less painful,---her hair-breadth escape---the fortunate
assistance which he had been able to render her---Yet what was
his requital? She left the cliff while his fate was yet doubtful
---while it was uncertain whether her preserver had not lost the life
which he had exposed for her so freely. Surely gratitude, at
least, called for some little interest in his fate---But no---she
could not be selfish or unjust---it was no part of her nature.
She only desired to shut the door against hope, and, even in
compassion to him, to extinguish a passion which she could never
return.
But this lover-like mode of reasoning was not likely to reconcile
him to his fate, since the more amiable his imagination presented
Miss Wardour, the more inconsolable he felt he should be rendered
by the extinction of his hopes. He was, indeed, conscious of
possessing the power of removing her prejudices on some points;
but, even in extremity, he determined to keep the original determination
which he had formed, of ascertaining that she desired
an explanation, ere he intruded one upon her. And, turn the
matter as he would, he could not regard his suit as desperate.
There was something of embarrassment as well as of grave
surprise in her look when Oldbuck presented him---and, perhaps,
upon second thoughts, the one was assumed to cover the other.
He would not relinquish a pursuit which had already cost him
such pains. Plans, suiting the romantic temper of the brain
that entertained them, chased each other through his head, thick
and irregular as the motes of the sun-beam, and, long after he
had laid himself to rest, continued to prevent the repose which
he greatly needed. Then, wearied by the uncertainty and difficulties
with which each scheme appeared to be attended, he bent
up his mind to the strong effort of shaking off his love, ``like
dew-drops from the lion's mane,'' and resuming those studies and
that career of life which his unrequited affection had so long and
so fruitlessly interrupted. In this last resolution he endeavoured
to fortify himself by every argument which pride, as well as
reason, could suggest. ``She shall not suppose,'' he said, ``that,
presuming on an accidental service to her or to her father, I am
desirous to intrude myself upon that notice, to which, personally,
she considered me as having no title. I will see her no more.
I will return to the land which, if it affords none fairer, has at
least many as fair, and less haughty than Miss Wardour. Tomorrow
I will bid adieu to these northern shores, and to her who
is as cold and relentless as her climate.'' When he had for some
time brooded over this sturdy resolution, exhausted nature at
length gave way, and, despite of wrath, doubt, and anxiety, he
sank into slumber.
It is seldom that sleep, after such violent agitation, is either
sound or refreshing. Lovel's was disturbed by a thousand baseless
and confused visions. He was a bird---he was a fish---or
he flew like the one, and swam like the other,---qualities which
would have been very essential to his safety a few hours before.
Then Miss Wardour was a syren, or a bird of Paradise; her
father a triton, or a sea-gull; and Oldbuck alternately a porpoise
and a cormorant. These agreeable imaginations were varied by
all the usual vagaries of a feverish dream;---the air refused to
bear the visionary, the water seemed to burn him---the rocks
felt like down pillows as he was dashed against them---whatever
he undertook, failed in some strange and unexpected manner---
and whatever attracted his attention, underwent, as he attempted
to investigate it, some wild and wonderful metamorphosis, while
his mind continued all the while in some degree conscious of the
delusion, from which it in vain struggled to free itself by awaking;
---feverish symptoms all, with which those who are haunted
by the night-hag, whom the learned call Ephialtes, are but too
well acquainted. At length these crude phantasmata arranged
themselves into something more regular, if indeed the imagination
of Lovel, after he awoke (for it was by no means the faculty in
which his mind was least rich), did not gradually, insensibly, and
unintentionally, arrange in better order the scene of which his
sleep presented, it may be, a less distinct outline. Or it is possible
that his feverish agitation may have assisted him in forming
the vision.
Leaving this discussion to the learned, we will say, that after
a succession of wild images, such as we have above described,
our hero, for such we must acknowledge him, so far regained a
consciousness of locality as to remember where he was, and the
whole furniture of the Green Chamber was depicted to his
slumbering eye. And here, once more, let me protest, that if
there should be so much old-fashioned faith left among this
shrewd and sceptical generation, as to suppose that what
follows was an impression conveyed rather by the eye than by
the imagination, I do not impugn their doctrine. He was,
then, or imagined himself, broad awake in the Green Chamber,
gazing upon the flickering and occasional flame which the
unconsumed remnants of the faggots sent forth, as, one by one,
they fell down upon the red embers, into which the principal
part of the boughs to which they belonged had crumbled away.
Insensibly the legend of Aldobrand Oldenbuck, and his mysterious
visits to the inmates of the chamber, awoke in his mind,
and with it, as we often feel in dreams, an anxious and fearful
expectation, which seldom fails instantly to summon up before
our mind's eye the object of our fear. Brighter sparkles of
light flashed from the chimney, with such intense brilliancy as
to enlighten all the room. The tapestry waved wildly on the
wall, till its dusky forms seemed to become animated. The
hunters blew their horns---the stag seemed to fly, the boar to
resist, and the hounds to assail the one and pursue the other;
the cry of deer, mangled by throttling dogs---the shouts of men,
and the clatter of horses' hoofs, seemed at once to surround
him---while every group pursued, with all the fury of the
chase, the employment in which the artist had represented
them as engaged. Lovel looked on this strange scene devoid
of wonder (which seldom intrudes itself upon the sleeping
fancy), but with an anxious sensation of awful fear. At length
an individual figure among the tissued huntsmen, as he gazed
upon them more fixedly, seemed to leave the arras and to
approach the bed of the slumberer. As he drew near, his
figure appeared to alter. His bugle-horn became a brazen
clasped volume; his hunting-cap changed to such a furred
head-gear as graces the burgomasters of Rembrandt; his Flemish
garb remained but his features, no longer agitated with the
fury of the chase, were changed to such a state of awful and
stern composure, as might best portray the first proprietor of
Monkbarns, such as he had been described to Lovel by his
descendants in the course of the preceding evening. As this
metamorphosis took place, the hubbub among the other personages
in the arras disappeared from the imagination of the
dreamer, which was now exclusively bent on the single figure
before him. Lovel strove to interrogate this awful person in the
form of exorcism proper for the occasion; but his tongue, as is
usual in frightful dreams, refused its office, and clung, palsied,
to the roof of his mouth. Aldobrand held up his finger, as
if to impose silence upon the guest who had intruded on his
apartment, and began deliberately to unclasp the venerable,
volume which occupied his left hand. When it was unfolded,
he turned over the leaves hastily for a short space, and then
raising his figure to its full dimensions, and holding the book
aloft in his left hand, pointed to a passage in the page which
he thus displayed. Although the language was unknown to
our dreamer, his eye and attention were both strongly caught
by the line which the figure seemed thus to press upon his
notice, the words of which appeared to blaze with a supernatural
light, and remained riveted upon has memory. As the
vision shut his volume, a strain of delightful music seemed to
fill the apartment---Lovel started, and became completely
awake. The music, however, was still in his ears, nor ceased
till he could distinctly follow the measure of an old Scottish
tune.
He sate up in bed, and endeavoured to clear his brain of the
phantoms which had disturbed it during this weary night. The
beams of the morning sun streamed through the half-closed
shutters, and admitted a distinct light into the apartment. He
looked round upon the hangings,---but the mixed groups of
silken and worsted huntsmen were as stationary as tenter-hooks
could make them, and only trembled slightly as the early
breeze, which found its way through an open crevice of the
latticed window, glided along their surface. Lovel leapt out of
bed, and, wrapping himself in a morning-gown, that had been
considerately laid by his bedside, stepped towards the window,
which commanded a view of the sea, the roar of whose billows
announced it still disquieted by the storm of the preceding
evening, although the morning was fair and serene. The window
of a turret, which projected at an angle with the wall, and thus
came to be very near Lovel's apartment, was half-open, and
from that quarter he heard again the same music which had
probably broken short his dream. With its visionary character
it had lost much of its charms---it was now nothing more than
an air on the harpsichord, tolerably well performed---such is the
caprice of imagination as affecting the fine arts. A female
voice sung, with some taste and great simplicity, something
between a song and a hymn, in words to the following effect:---
``Why sitt'st thou by that ruin'd hill,
Thou aged carle so stern and grey?
Dost thou its former pride recall,
Or ponder how it passed away?
``Know'st thou not me!'' the Deep Voice cried,
``So long enjoyed, so oft misused---
Alternate, in thy fickle pride,
Desired, neglected, and accused?
``Before my breath, like, blazing flax,
Man and his marvels pass away;
And changing empires wane and wax,
Are founded, flourish and decay.
``Redeem mine hours---the space is brief---
While in my glass the sand-grains shiver,
And measureless thy joy or grief,
When =Time= and thou shalt part for ever!''
While the verses were yet singing, Lovel had returned to his
bed; the train of ideas which they awakened was romantic and
pleasing, such as his soul delighted in, and, willingly adjourning
till more broad day the doubtful task of determining on his future
line of conduct, he abandoned himself to the pleasing languor
inspired by the music, and fell into a sound and refreshing sleep,
from which he was only awakened at a late hour by old Caxon,
who came creeping into the room to render the offices of a
valet-de-chambre.
``I have brushed your coat, sir,'' said the old man, when he
perceived Lovel was awake; ``the callant brought it frae
Fairport this morning, for that ye had on yesterday is scantly
feasibly dry, though it's been a' night at the kitchen fire; and
I hae cleaned your shoon. I doubt ye'll no be wanting me to
tie your hair, for'' (with a gentle sigh) ``a' the young gentlemen
wear crops now; but I hae the curling tangs here to gie it a
bit turn ower the brow, if ye like, before ye gae down to the
leddies.''
Lovel, who was by this time once more on his legs,
declined the old man's professional offices, but accompanied
the refusal with such a douceur as completely sweetened Caxon's
mortification.
``It's a pity he disna get his hair tied and pouthered,'' said
the ancient friseur, when he had got once more into the kitchen,
in which, on one pretence or other, he spent three parts of his
idle time---that is to say, of his whole time---``it's a great pity,
for he's a comely young gentleman.''
``Hout awa, ye auld gowk,'' said Jenny Rintherout, ``would
ye creesh his bonny brown hair wi' your nasty ulyie, and then
moust it like the auld minister's wig? Ye'll be for your breakfast,
I'se warrant?---hae, there's a soup parritch for ye---it will
set ye better tae be slaistering at them and the lapper-milk than
meddling wi' Mr. Lovel's head---ye wad spoil the maist natural
and beautifaest head o' hair in a' Fairport, baith burgh and
county.''
The poor barber sighed over the disrespect into which his art
had so universally fallen, but Jenny was a person too important
to offend by contradiction; so, sitting quietly down in the
kitchen, he digested at once his humiliation, and the contents
of a bicker which held a Scotch pint of substantial oatmeal
porridge.
Sometimes he thinks that Heaven this pageant sent,
And ordered all the pageants as they went;
Sometimes that only 'twas wild Fancy's play,---
The loose and scattered relics of the day.
We must now request our readers to adjourn to the breakfast
parlour of Mr. Oldbuck, who, despising the modern slops
of tea and coffee, was substantially regaling himself, more
majorum, with cold roast-beef, and a glass of a sort of beverage
called mum---a species of fat ale, brewed from wheat and bitter
herbs, of which the present generation only know the name by
its occurrence in revenue acts of parliament, coupled with cider,
perry, and other excisable commodities. Lovel, who was seduced
to taste it, with difficulty refrained from pronouncing it detestable,
but did refrain, as he saw he should otherwise give great
offence to his host, who had the liquor annually prepared with
peculiar care, according to the approved recipe bequeathed to
him by the so-often mentioned Aldobrand Oldenbuck. The
hospitality of the ladies offered Lovel a breakfast more suited
to modern taste, and while he was engaged in partaking of it,
he was assailed by indirect inquiries concerning the manner
in which he had passed the night.
``We canna compliment Mr. Lovel on his looks this morning,
brother---but he winna condescend on any ground of disturbance
he has had in the night time. I am certain he looks very pale,
and when he came here he was as fresh as a rose.''
``Why, sister, consider this rose of yours has been knocked
about by sea and wind all yesterday evening, as if he had been
a bunch of kelp or tangle, and how the devil would you have
him retain his colour?''
``I certainly do still feel somewhat fatigued,'' said Lovel, ``notwithstanding
the excellent accommodations with which your
hospitality so amply supplied me.''
``Ah, sir!'' said Miss Oldbuck looking at him with a knowing
smile, or what was meant to be one, ``ye'll not allow of ony
inconvenience, out of civility to us.''
``Really, madam,'' replied Lovel, ``I had no disturbance;
for I cannot term such the music with which some kind fairy
favoured me.''
``I doubted Mary wad waken you wi' her skreighing; she
dinna ken I had left open a chink of your window, for, forbye
the ghaist, the Green Room disna vent weel in a high wind---
But I am judging ye heard mair than Mary's lilts yestreen.
Weel, men are hardy creatures---they can gae through wi' a'
thing. I am sure, had I been to undergo ony thing of that
nature,---that's to say that's beyond nature---I would hae
skreigh'd out at once, and raised the house, be the consequence
what liket---and, I dare say, the minister wad hae done as
mickle, and sae I hae tauld him,---I ken naebody but my brother,
Monkbarns himsell, wad gae through the like o't, if, indeed, it
binna you, Mr. Lovel.''
``A man of Mr. Oldbuck's learning, madam,'' answered the
questioned party, ``would not be exposed to the inconvenience
sustained by the Highland gentleman you mentioned last night.''
``Ay, ay---ye understand now where the difficulty lies.
Language? he has ways o' his ain wad banish a' thae sort o'
worricows as far as the hindermost parts of Gideon'' (meaning
possibly Midian), ``as Mr. Blattergowl says---only ane widna
be uncivil to ane's forbear, though he be a ghaist. I am sure I
will try that receipt of yours, brother, that ye showed me in a
book, if onybody is to sleep in that room again, though I think,
in Christian charity, ye should rather fit up the matted-room---
it's a wee damp and dark, to be sure, but then we hae sae
seldom occasion for a spare bed.''
``No, no, sister;---dampness and darkness are worse than
spectres---ours are spirits of light, and I would rather have you
try the spell.''
``I will do that blythely, Monkbarns, an I had the ingredients,
as my cookery book ca's them---There was vervain and dill---I
mind that---Davie Dibble will ken about them, though, maybe,
he'll gie them Latin names---and Peppercorn, we hae walth o'
them, for''------
``Hypericon, thou foolish woman!'' thundered Oldbuck;
``d'ye suppose you're making a haggis---or do you think that a
spirit, though he be formed of air, can be expelled by a receipt
against wind?---This wise Grizel of mine, Mr. Lovel, recollects
(with what accuracy you may judge) a charm which I once
mentioned to her, and which, happening to hit her superstitious
noddle, she remembers better than anything tending to a useful
purpose, I may chance to have said for this ten years. But
many an old woman besides herself''------
``Auld woman, Monkbarns!'' said Miss Oldbuck, roused
something above her usual submissive tone; ``ye really are
less than civil to me.''
``Not less than just, Grizel : however, I include in the same
class many a sounding name, from Jamblichus down to Aubrey,
who have wasted their time in devising imaginary remedies for
non-existing diseases.---But I hope, my young friend, that,
charmed or uncharmed---secured by the potency of Hypericon,
With vervain and with dill,
That hinder witches of their will,
or left disarmed and defenceless to the inroads of the invisible
world, you will give another night to the terrors of the haunted
apartment, and another day to your faithful and feal friends.''
``I heartily wish I could, but''------
``Nay, but me no buts---I have set my heart upon it.''
``I am greatly obliged, my dear sir, but''------
``Look ye there, now---but again!---I hate but; I know no
form of expression in which he can appear, that is amiable,
excepting as a butt of sack. But is to me a more detestable
combination of letters than no itself. No is a surly, honest
fellow---speaks his mind rough and round at once. But is a
sneaking, evasive, half-bred, exceptuous sort of a conjunction,
which comes to pull away the cup just when it is at your lips---
------------it does allay
The good precedent---fie upon but yet!
But yet is as a jailor to bring forth
Some monstrous malefactor.''
``Well, then,'' answered Lovel, whose motions were really
undetermined at the moment, ``you shall not connect the recollection
of my name with so churlish a particle. I must soon
think of leaving Fairport, I am afraid---and I will, since you are
good enough to wish it, take this opportunity of spending
another day here.''
``And you shall be rewarded, my boy. First, you shall see
John o' the Girnel's grave, and then we'll walk gently along the
sands, the state of the tide being first ascertained (for we will
have no more Peter Wilkins' adventures, no more Glum and
Gawrie work), as far as Knockwinnock Castle, and inquire after
the old knight and my fair foe---which will but be barely civil,
and then''------
``I beg pardon, my dear sir; but, perhaps, you had better
adjourn your visit till to-morrow---I am a stranger, you know.''
``And are, therefore, the more bound to show civility, I should
suppose. But I beg your pardon for mentioning a word that
perhaps belongs only to a collector of antiquities---I am one of
the old school,
When courtiers galloped o'er four counties
The ball's fair partner to behold,
And humbly hope she caught no cold.''
``Why, if---if---if you thought it would be expected---but I
believe I had better stay.''
``Nay, nay, my good friend, I am not so old-fashioned as to
press you to what is disagreeable, neither---it is sufficient that
I see there is some remora, some cause of delay, some mid
impediment, which I have no title to inquire into. Or you are
still somewhat tired, perhaps;---I warrant I find means to
entertain your intellects without fatiguing your limbs---I am
no friend to violent exertion myself---a walk in the garden once
a-day is exercise, enough for any thinking being---none but a
fool or a fox-hunter would require more. Well, what shall we
set about?---my Essay on Castrametation---but I have that in
petto for our afternoon cordial;---or I will show you the controversy
upon Ossian's Poems between Mac-Cribb and me. I
hold with the acute Orcadian---he with the defenders of the
authenticity;---the controversy began in smooth, oily, lady-like
terms, but is now waxing more sour and eager as we get on---
it already partakes somewhat of old Scaliger's style. I fear the
rogue will get some scent of that story of Ochiltree's---but at
worst, I have a hard repartee for him on the affair of the
abstracted Antigonus---I will show you his last epistle and the
scroll of my answer---egad, it is a trimmer!''
So saying, the Antiquary opened a drawer, and began rummaging
among a quantity of miscellaneous papers, ancient and
modern. But it was the misfortune of this learned gentleman,
as it may be that of many learned and unlearned, that he frequently
experienced, on such occasions, what Harlequin calls
l'embarras des richesses; in other words, the abundance of his
collection often prevented him from finding the article he sought
for. ``Curse the papers!---I believe,'' said Oldbuck, as he
shuffled them to and fro---``I believe they make themselves
wings like grasshoppers, and fly away bodily---but here, in the
meanwhile, look at that little treasure.'' So saying, he put into
his hand a case made of oak, fenced at the corner with silver
roses and studs---``Pr'ythee, undo this button,'' said he, as he
observed Lovel fumbling at the clasp. He did so,---the lid
opened, and discovered a thin quarto, curiously bound in black
shagreen---``There, Mr. Lovel---there is the work I mentioned
to you last night---the rare quarto of the Augsburg Confession,
the foundation at once and the bulwark of the Reformation
drawn up by the learned and venerable Melancthon, defended
by the Elector of Saxony, and the other valiant hearts who
stood up for their faith, even against the front of a powerful
and victorious emperor, and imprinted by the scarcely less
venerable and praiseworthy Aldobrand Oldenbuck, my happy
progenitor, during the yet more tyrannical attempts of Philip
II. to suppress at once civil and religious liberty. Yes, sir---for
printing this work, that eminent man was expelled from his ungrateful
country, and driven to establish his household gods even
here at Monkbarns, among the ruins of papal superstition and
domination.---Look upon his venerable effigies, Mr. Lovel, and
respect the honourable occupation in which it presents him, as
labouring personally at the press for the diffusion of Christian
and political knowledge.---And see here his favourite motto, expressive
of his independence and self-reliance, which scorned to
owe anything to patronage that was not earned by desert---
expressive also of that firmness of mind and tenacity of purpose
recommended by Horace. He was indeed a man who would
have stood firm, had his whole printing-house, presses, fonts,
forms, great and small pica, been shivered to pieces around him
---Read, I say, his motto,---for each printer had his motto, or
device, when that illustrious art was first practised. My ancestor's
was expressed, as you see, in the Teutonic phrase, =Kunst
macht Gunst=---that is, skill, or prudence, in availing ourselves
of our natural talents and advantages, will compel favour and
patronage, even where it is withheld from prejudice or ignorance.''
``And that,'' said Lovel, after a moment's thoughtful silence
---``that, then, is the meaning of these German words?''
``Unquestionably. You perceive the appropriate application
to a consciousness of inward worth, and of eminence in a useful
and honourable art.---Each printer in those days, as I have
already informed you, had his device, his impresa, as I may
call it, in the same manner as the doughty chivalry of the age,
who frequented tilt and tournament. My ancestor boasted as
much in his, as if he had displayed it over a conquered field of
battle, though it betokened the diffusion of knowledge, not the
effusion of blood. And yet there is a family tradition which
affirms him to have chosen it from a more romantic circumstance.''
``And what is that said to have been, my good sir?'' inquired
his young friend.
``Why, it rather encroaches on my respected predecessor's
fame for prudence and wisdom---Sed semel insanivimus omnes
---everybody has played the fool in their turn. It is said, my
ancestor, during his apprenticeship with the descendant of old
Faust, whom popular tradition hath sent to the devil under the
name of Faustus, was attracted by a paltry slip of womankind,
his master's daughter, called Bertha---they broke rings, or went
through some idiotical ceremony, as is usual on such idle occasions
as the plighting of a true-love troth, and Aldobrand set
out on his journey through Germany, as became an honest
hand-werker; for such was the custom of mechanics at that
time, to make a tour through the empire, and work at their
trade for a time in each of the most eminent towns, before they
finally settled themselves for life. It was a wise custom; for,
as such travellers were received like brethren in each town by
those of their own handicraft, they were sure, in every case, to
have the means either of gaining or communicating knowledge.
When my ancestor returned to Nuremburg, he is said to have
found his old master newly dead, and two or three gallant young
suitors, some of them half-starved sprigs of nobility forsooth,
in pursuit of the Yung-fraw Bertha, whose father was understood
to have bequeathed her a dowry which might weigh
against sixteen armorial quarters. But Bertha, not a bad
sample of womankind, had made a vow she would only marry
that man who would work her father's press. The skill, at that
time, was as rare as wonderful; besides that the expedient rid
her at once of most of her gentle suitors, who would have as soon
wielded a conjuring wand as a composing stick. Some of the
more ordinary typographers made the attempt: but none were
sufficiently possessed of the mystery---But I tire you.''
``By no means; pray, proceed, Mr. Oldbuck---I listen with
uncommon interest.''
``Ah! it is all folly. However---Aldobrand arrived in the
ordinary dress, as we would say, of a journeyman printer---the
same in which he had traversed Germany, and conversed with
Luther, Melancthon, Erasmus, and other learned men, who
disdained not his knowledge, and the power he possessed of
diffusing it, though hid under a garb so homely. But what
appeared respectable in the eyes of wisdom, religion, learning,
and philosophy, seemed mean, as might readily be supposed,
and disgusting, in those of silly and affected womankind, and
Bertha refused to acknowledge her former lover, in the torn
doublet, skin cap, clouted shoes, and leathern apron, of a travelling
handicraftsman or mechanic. He claimed his privilege,
however, of being admitted to a trial; and when the rest of the
suitors had either declined the contest, or made such work as
the devil could not read if his pardon depended on it, all eyes
were bent on the stranger. Aldobrand stepped gracefully forward,
arranged the types without omission of a single letter,
hyphen, or comma, imposed them without deranging a single
space, and pulled off the first proof as clear and free from errors,
as if it had been a triple revise! All applauded the worthy
successor of the immortal Faustus---the blushing maiden acknowledged
her error in trusting to the eye more than the
intellect---and the elected bridegroom thenceforward chose for
his impress or device the appropriate words, `Skill wins favour.'
---But what is the matter with you?---you are in a brown
study! Come, I told you this was but trumpery conversation
for thinking people---and now I have my hand on the Ossianic
Controversy.''
``I beg your pardon,'' said Lovel; ``I am going to appear
very silly and changeable in your eyes, Mr. Oldbuck---but you
seemed to think Sir Arthur might in civility expect a call from
me?''
``Psha! psha! I can make your apology; and if you must
leave us so soon as you say, what signifies how you stand in his
honours good graces?---And I warn you that the Essay on
Castrametation is something prolix, and will occupy the time
we can spare after dinner, so you may lose the Ossianic Controversy
if we do not dedicate this morning to it. We will go out
to my ever-green bower, my sacred holly-tree yonder, and have
it fronde super viridi.
``Sing heigh-ho! heigh-ho! for the green holly,
Most friendship is feigning, most loving mere folly.
But, egad,'' continued the old gentleman, ``when I look closer at
you, I begin to think you may be of a different opinion. Amen
with all my heart---I quarrel with no man's hobby, if he does
not run it a tilt against mine, and if he does---let him beware
his eyes. What say you?---in the language of the world and
worldlings base, if you can condescend to so mean a sphere, shall
we stay or go?''
``In the language of selfishness, then, which is of course the
language of the world---let us go by all means.''
``Amen, amen, quo' the Earl Marshall,'' answered Oldbuck,
as he exchanged his slippers for a pair of stout walking shoes,
with cutikins, as he called them, of black cloth. He only interrupted
the walk by a slight deviation to the tomb of John o'
the Girnel, remembered as the last bailiff of the abbey who had
resided at Monkbarns. Beneath an old oak-tree upon a hillock,
sloping pleasantly to the south, and catching a distant view of
the sea over two or three rich enclosures, and the Mussel-crag,
lay a moss-grown stone, and, in memory of the departed worthy,
it bore an inscription, of which, as Mr. Oldbuck affirmed (though
many doubted), the defaced characters could be distinctly traced
to the following effect:---
Here lyeth John o' ye Girnell;
Erth has ye nit, and heuen ye kirnell.
In hys tyme ilk wyfe's hennis clokit,
Ilka gud mannis herth wi' bairnis was stokit.
He deled a boll o' bear in firlottis fyve,
Four for ye halie kirke, and ane for puir mennis wyvis.
``You see how modest the author of this sepulchral commendation
was;---he tells us that honest John could make five
firlots, or quarters, as you would say, out of the boll, instead
of four,---that he gave the fifth to the wives of the parish, and
accounted for the other four to the abbot and chapter---that in
his time the wives' hens always laid eggs---and devil thank
them, if they got one-fifth of the abbey rents; and that honest
men's hearths were never unblest with offspring---an addition
to the miracle, which they, as well as I, must have considered
as perfectly unaccountable. But come on---leave we Jock o'
the Girnel, and let us jog on to the yellow sands, where the
sea, like a repulsed enemy, is now retreating from the ground
on which he gave us battle last night.''
Thus saying, he led the way to the sands. Upon the links
or downs close to them, were seen four or five huts inhabited
by fishers, whose boats, drawn high upon the beach, lent the
odoriferous vapours of pitch melting under a burning sun, to
contend with those of the offals of fish and other nuisances
usually collected round Scottish cottages. Undisturbed by
these complicated steams of abomination, a middle-aged woman,
with a face which had defied a thousand storms, sat mending a
net at the door of one of the cottages. A handkerchief close
bound about her head, and a coat which had formerly been that
of a man, gave her a masculine air, which was increased by her
strength, uncommon stature, and harsh voice. ``What are ye
for the day, your honour?'' she said, or rather screamed, to
Oldbuck; ``caller haddocks and whitings---a bannock-fluke and
a cock-padle.''
``How much for the bannock-fluke and cock-padle?'' demanded
the Antiquary.
``Four white shillings and saxpence,'' answered the Naiad.
``Four devils and six of their imps!'' retorted the Antiquary;
``do you think I am mad, Maggie?''
``And div ye think,'' rejoined the virago, setting her arms
akimbo, ``that my man and my sons are to gae to the sea in
weather like yestreen and the day---sic a sea as it's yet outby---
and get naething for their fish, and be misca'd into the bargain,
Monkbarns? It's no fish ye're buying---it's men's lives.''
``Well, Maggie, I'll bid you fair---I'll bid you a shilling for
the fluke and the cock-padle, or sixpence separately---and if all
your fish are as well paid, I think your man, as you call him,
and your sons, will make a good voyage.''
``Deil gin their boat were knockit against the Bell-Rock
rather! it wad be better, and the bonnier voyage o' the twa.
A shilling for thae twa bonnie fish! Od, that's ane indeed!''
``Well, well, you old beldam, carry your fish up to Monkbarns,
and see what my sister will give you for them.''
``Na, na, Monkbarns, deil a fit---I'll rather deal wi' yoursell;
for though you're near enough, yet Miss Grizel has an unco
close grip---I'll gie ye them'' (in a softened tone) ``for three-and-saxpence.''
``Eighteen-pence, or nothing!''
``Eighteen-pence!!!'' (in a loud tone of astonishment,
which declined into a sort of rueful whine, when the dealer
turned as if to walk away)---``Yell no be for the fish then?''
---(then louder, as she saw him moving off)---``I'll gie ye them---
and---and---and a half-a-dozen o' partans to make the sauce,
for three shillings and a dram.''
``Half-a-crown then, Maggie, and a dram.''
``Aweel, your honour maun hae't your ain gate, nae
doubt; but a dram's worth siller now---the distilleries is no
working.''
``And I hope they'll never work again in my time,'' said
Oldbuck.
``Ay, ay---it's easy for your honour, and the like o' you
gentle-folks to say sae, that hae stouth and routh, and fire and
fending and meat and claith, and sit dry and canny by the
fireside--but an ye wanted fire, and meat, and dry claes, and
were deeing o' cauld, and had a sair heart, whilk is warst ava',
wi' just tippence in your pouch, wadna ye be glad to buy a
dram wi't, to be eilding and claes, and a supper and heart's
ease into the bargain, till the morn's morning?''
``It's even too true an apology, Maggie. Is your goodman
off to sea this morning, after his exertions last night?''
``In troth is he, Monkbarns; he was awa this morning by
four o'clock, when the sea was working like barm wi' yestreen's
wind, and our bit coble dancing in't like a cork.''
``Well, he's an industrious fellow. Carry the fish up to
Monkbarns.''
``That I will---or I'll send little Jenny, she'll rin faster; but
I'll ca' on Miss Grizzy for the dram mysell, and say ye sent me.''
A nondescript animal, which might have passed for a
mermaid, as it was paddling in a pool among the rocks, was
summoned ashore by the shrill screams of its dam; and having
been made decent, as her mother called it, which was performed
by adding a short red cloak to a petticoat, which was at first
her sole covering, and which reached scantily below her knee,
the child was dismissed with the fish in a basket, and a request
on the part of Monkbarns that they might be prepared for
dinner. ``It would have been long,'' said Oldbuck, with much
self-complacency, ``ere my womankind could have made such
a reasonable bargain with that old skin-flint, though they
sometimes wrangle with her for an hour together under my
study window, like three sea-gulls screaming and sputtering
in a gale of wind. But come, wend we on our way to
Knockwinnock.''
Beggar?---the only freeman of your commonwealth;
Free above Scot-free, that observe no laws,
Obey no governor, use no religion
But what they draw from their own ancient custom,
Or constitute themselves, yet they are no rebels.
Brome.
With our reader's permission, we will outstep the slow, though
sturdy pace of the Antiquary, whose halts, as he, turned round
to his companion at every moment to point out something
remarkable in the landscape, or to enforce some favourite topic
more emphatically than the exercise of walking permitted,
delayed their progress considerably.
Notwithstanding the fatigues and dangers of the preceding
evening, Miss Wardour was able to rise at her usual hour, and
to apply herself to her usual occupations, after she had first
satisfied her anxiety concerning her father's state of health.
Sir Arthur was no farther indisposed than by the effects of
great agitation and unusual fatigue, but these were sufficient
to induce him to keep his bedchamber.
To look back on the events of the preceding day, was, to
Isabella, a very unpleasing retrospect. She owed her life, and
that of her father, to the very person by whom, of all others,
she wished least to be obliged, because she could hardly even
express common gratitude towards him without encouraging
hopes which might be injurious to them both. ``Why should
it be my fate to receive such benefits, and conferred at so much
personal risk, from one whose romantic passion I have so
unceasingly laboured to discourage? Why should chance have
given him this advantage over me? and why, oh why, should
a half-subdued feeling in my own bosom, in spite of my sober
reason, almost rejoice that he has attained it?''
While Miss Wardour thus taxed herself with wayward
caprice, she, beheld advancing down the avenue, not her younger
and more dreaded preserver, but the old beggar who had
made such a capital figure in the melodrama of the preceding
evening.
She rang the bell for her maid-servant. ``Bring the old man
up stairs.''
The servant returned in a minute or two---``He will come
up at no rate, madam;---he says his clouted shoes never were
on a carpet in his life, and that, please God, they never shall.---
Must I take him into the servants' hall?''
``No; stay, I want to speak with him---Where is he?'' for
she had lost sight of him as he approached the house.
``Sitting in the sun on the stone-bench in the court, beside
the window of the flagged parlour.''
``Bid him stay there---I'll come down to the parlour, and
speak with him at the window.''
She came down accordingly, and found the mendicant half-seated,
half-reclining, upon the bench beside the window.
Edie Ochiltree, old man and beggar as he was, had apparently
some internal consciousness of the favourable, impressions connected
with his tall form, commanding features, and long white
beard and hair. It used to be remarked of him, that he was
seldom seen but in a posture which showed these personal
attributes to advantage. At present, as he lay half-reclined,
with his wrinkled yet ruddy cheek, and keen grey eye turned up
towards the sky, his staff and bag laid beside him, and a cast
of homely wisdom and sarcastic irony in the expression of his
countenance, while he gazed for a moment around the court-yard,
and then resumed his former look upward, he might have
been taken by an artist as the model of an old philosopher of
the Cynic school, musing upon the frivolity of mortal pursuits,
and the precarious tenure of human possessions, and looking up
to the source from which aught permanently good can alone
be derived. The young lady, as she presented her tall and
elegant figure at the open window, but divided from the court-yard
by a grating, with which, according to the fashion of
ancient times, the lower windows of the castle were secured,
gave an interest of a different kind, and might be supposed,
by a romantic imagination, an imprisoned damsel communicating
a tale of her durance to a palmer, in order that he
might call upon the gallantry of every knight whom he should
meet in his wanderings, to rescue her from her oppressive
thraldom.
After Miss Wardour had offered, in the terms she thought
would be most acceptable, those thanks which the beggar
declined as far beyond his merit, she began to express herself
in a manner which she supposed would speak more feelingly
to his apprehension. ``She did not know,'' she said, ``what
her father intended particularly to do for their preserver, but
certainly it would be something that would make him easy
for life; if he chose to reside at the castle, she would give
orders''------
The old man smiled, and shook his head. ``I wad be baith
a grievance and a disgrace to your fine servants, my leddy, and
I have never been a disgrace to onybody yet, that I ken of.''
``Sir Arthur would give strict orders''------
``Ye're very kind---I doubtna, I doubtna; but there are
some things a master can command, and some he canna---I
daresay he wad gar them keep hands aff me---(and troth, I
think they wad hardly venture on that ony gate)---and he wad
gar them gie me my soup parritch and bit meat. But trow ye
that Sir Arthur's command could forbid the gibe o' the tongue
or the blink o' the ee, or gar them gie me my food wi' the look
o' kindness that gars it digest sae weel, or that he could make
them forbear a' the slights and taunts that hurt ane's spirit
mair nor downright misca'ing?---Besides, I am the idlest auld
carle that ever lived; I downa be bound down to hours o'
eating and sleeping; and, to speak the honest truth, I wad be
a very bad example in ony weel regulated family.''
``Well, then, Edie, what do you think of a neat cottage and
a garden, and a daily dole, and nothing to do but to dig a little
in your garden when you pleased yourself?''
``And how often wad that be, trow ye, my leddy? maybe no
ance atween Candlemas and Yule and if a' thing were done
to my hand, as if I was Sir Arthur himsell, I could never bide
the staying still in ae place, and just seeing the same joists and
couples aboon my head night after night.---And then I have a
queer humour o' my ain, that sets a strolling beggar weel
eneugh, whase word naebody minds---but ye ken Sir Arthur
has odd sort o' ways---and I wad be jesting or scorning at them
---and ye wad be angry, and then I wad be just fit to hang
mysell.''
``O, you are a licensed man,'' said Isabella; ``we shall give
you all reasonable scope: So you had better be ruled, and
remember your age.''
``But I am no that sair failed yet,'' replied the mendicant.
``Od, ance I gat a wee soupled yestreen, I was as yauld as an
eel. And then what wad a' the country about do for want o'
auld Edie Ochiltree, that brings news and country cracks frae
ae farm-steading to anither, and gingerbread to the lasses, and
helps the lads to mend their fiddles, and the gudewives to clout
their pans, and plaits rush-swords and grenadier caps for the
weans, and busks the laird's flees, and has skill o' cow-ills and
horse-ills, and kens mair auld sangs and tales than a' the
barony besides, and gars ilka body laugh wherever he comes?
Troth, my leddy, I canna lay down my vocation; it would be a
public loss.''
``Well, Edie, if your idea of your importance is so strong as
not to be shaken by the prospect of independence''------
``Na, na, Miss---it's because I am mair independent as I am,''
answered the old man; ``I beg nae mair at ony single house
than a meal o' meat, or maybe but a mouthfou o't---if it's
refused at ae place, I get it at anither---sae I canna be said to
depend on onybody in particular, but just on the country at
large.''
``Well, then, only promise me that you will let me know
should you ever wish to settle as you turn old, and more
incapable of making your usual rounds; and, in the meantime,
take this.''
``Na, na, my leddy: I downa take muckle siller at ance---
it's against our rule; and---though it's maybe no civil to be
repeating the like o' that---they say that siller's like to be
scarce wi' Sir Arthur himsell, and that he's run himsell out o'
thought wi' his honkings and minings for lead and copper
yonder.''
Isabella had some anxious anticipations to the same effect,
but was shocked to hear that her father's embarrassments
were such public talk; as if scandal ever failed to stoop upon
so acceptable a quarry as the failings of the good man, the
decline of the powerful, or the decay of the prosperous.---Miss
Wardour sighed deeply---``Well, Edie, we have enough to pay
our debts, let folks say what they will, and requiting you is one
of the foremost---let me press this sum upon you.''
``That I might be robbed and murdered some night between
town and town? or, what's as bad, that I might live in constant
apprehension o't?---I am no''---(lowering his voice to a
whisper, and looking keenly around him)---``I am no that clean
unprovided for neither; and though I should die at the back
of a dyke, they'll find as muckle quilted in this auld blue gown
as will bury me like a Christian, and gie the lads and lasses a
blythe lykewake too; sae there's the gaberlunzie's burial provided
for, and I need nae mair. Were the like o' me ever to
change a note, wha the deil d'ye think wad be sic fules as to
gie me charity after that?---it wad flee through the country
like wildfire, that auld Edie suld hae done siccan a like thing,
and then, I'se warrant, I might grane my heart out or onybody
wad gie me either a bane or a bodle.''
``Is there nothing, then, that I can do for you?''
``Ou ay---I'll aye come for my awmous as usual,---and whiles
I wad be fain o' a pickle sneeshin, and ye maun speak to the
constable and ground-officer just to owerlook me; and maybe
ye'll gie a gude word for me to Sandie Netherstanes, the miller,
that he may chain up his muckle dog---I wadna hae him to
hurt the puir beast, for it just does its office in barking at a
gaberlunzie like me. And there's ae thing maybe mair,---but
ye'll think it's very bald o' the like o' me to speak o't.''
``What is it, Edie?---if it respects you it shall be done if it is
in my power.''
``It respects yoursell, and it is in your power, and I maun
come out wi't. Ye are a bonny young leddy, and a gude ane,
and maybe a weel-tochered ane---but dinna ye sneer awa the
lad Lovel, as ye did a while sinsyne on the walk beneath the
Briery-bank, when I saw ye baith, and heard ye too, though ye
saw nae me. Be canny wi' the lad, for he loes ye weel, and it's
to him, and no to anything I could have done for you, that Sir
Arthur and you wan ower yestreen.''
He uttered these words in a low but distinct tone of voice;
and without waiting for an answer, walked towards a low door
which led to the apartments of the servants, and so entered the
house.
Miss Wardour remained for a moment or two in the situation
in which she had heard the old man's last extraordinary speech,
leaning, namely, against the bars of the window; nor could
she determine upon saying even a single word, relative to a
subject so delicate, until the beggar was out of sight. It was,
indeed, difficult to determine what to do. That her having
had an interview and private conversation with this young and
unknown stranger, should be a secret possessed by a person of
the last class in which a young lady would seek a confidant,
and at the mercy of one who was by profession gossip-general
to the whole neighbourhood, gave her acute agony. She had no
reason, indeed, to suppose that the old man would wilfully do
anything to hurt her feelings, much less to injure her; but the
mere freedom of speaking to her upon such a subject, showed,
as might have been expected, a total absence of delicacy; and
what he might take it into his head to do or say next, that she
was pretty sure so professed an admirer of liberty would not
hesitate to do or say without scruple. This idea so much hurt
and vexed her, that she half-wished the officious assistance of
Lovel and Ochiltree had been absent upon the preceding
evening.
While she was in this agitation of spirits, she suddenly
observed Oldbuck and Lovel entering the court. She drew
instantly so far back from the window, that she could without
being seen, observe how the Antiquary paused in front of the
building, and pointing to the various scutcheons of its former
owners, seemed in the act of bestowing upon Lovel much
curious and erudite information, which, from the absent look of
his auditor, Isabella might shrewdly guess was entirely thrown
away. The necessity that she should take some resolution
became instant and pressing;---she rang, therefore, for a servant,
and ordered him to show the visitors to the drawing-room,
while she, by another staircase, gained her own apartment, to
consider, ere she made her appearance, what line of conduct
were fittest for her to pursue. The guests, agreeably to her
instructions, were introduced into the room where company
was usually received.
------The time was that I hated thee,
And yet it is not that I bear thee love.
Thy company, which erst was irksome to me,
I will endure ------
But do not look for further recompense.
As You Like It.
Miss Isabella Wardour's complexion was considerably
heightened, when, after the delay necessary to arrange her
ideas, she presented herself in the drawing-room.
``I am glad you are come, my fair foe,'' said the Antiquary
greeting her with much kindness, ``for I have had a most
refractory, or at least negligent auditor, in my young friend
here, while I endeavoured to make him acquainted with the
history of Knockwinnock Castle. I think the danger of last
night has mazed the poor lad. But you, Miss Isabel,---why,
yon look as if flying through the night air had been your
natural and most congenial occupation; your colour is even
better than when you honoured my hospitium yesterday. And
Sir Arthur---how fares my good old friend?''
``Indifferently well, Mr. Oldbuck; but I am afraid, not quite
able to receive your congratulations, or to pay---to pay---Mr.
Lovel his thanks for his unparalleled exertions.''
``I dare say not---A good down pillow for his good white
head were more meet than a couch so churlish as Bessy's-apron,
plague on her!''
``I had no thought of intruding,'' said Lovel, looking upon the
ground, and speaking with hesitation and suppressed emotion;
``I did not---did not mean to intrude upon Sir Arthur or
Miss Wardour the presence of one who---who must necessarily
be unwelcome---as associated, I mean, with painful reflections.''
``Do not think my father so unjust and ungrateful,'' said
Miss Wardour. ``I dare say,'' she continued, participating in
Lovel's embarrassment---``I dare say---I am certain---that my
father would be happy to show his gratitude---in any way---
that is, which Mr. Lovel could consider it as proper to point
out.''
``Why the deuce,'' interrupted Oldbuck, ``what sort of a
qualification is that?---On my word, it reminds me of our
minister, who, choosing, like a formal old fop as he is, to drink
to my sister's inclinations, thought it necessary to add the saving
clause, Provided, madam, they be virtuous. Come, let us
have no more of this nonsense---I dare say Sir Arthur will bid
us welcome on some future day. And what news from the
kingdom of subterranean darkness and airy hope?---What says
the swart spirit of the mine? Has Sir Arthur had any good
intelligence of his adventure lately in Glen-Withershins?''
Miss Wardour shook her head---``But indifferent, I fear, Mr.
Oldbuck; but there lie some specimens which have lately been
sent down.''
``Ah! my poor dear hundred pounds, which Sir Arthur
persuaded me to give for a share in that hopeful scheme, would
have bought a porter's load of mineralogy---But let me see
them.''
And so saying, he sat down at the table in the recess, on
which the mineral productions were lying, and proceeded to
examine them, grumbling and pshawing at each which he took
up and laid aside.
In the meantime, Lovel, forced as it were by this secession of
Oldbuck, into a sort of te^te-a'-te^te with Miss Wardour, took an
opportunity of addressing her in a low and interrupted tone of
voice. ``I trust Miss Wardour will impute, to circumstances
almost irresistible, this intrusion of a person who has reason to
think himself---so unacceptable a visitor.''
``Mr. Lovel,'' answered Miss Wardour, observing the same
tone of caution, ``I trust you will not---I am sure you are
incapable of abusing the advantages given to you by the services
you have rendered us, which, as they affect my father, can never
be sufficiently acknowledged or repaid. Could Mr. Lovel see
me without his own peace being affected---could he see me
as a friend---as a sister---no man will be---and, from all I
have ever heard of Mr. Lovel, ought to be, more welcome
but''------
Oldbuck's anathema against the preposition but was internally
echoed by Lovel. ``Forgive me if I interrupt you, Miss Wardour;
you need not fear my intruding upon a subject where I
have been already severely repressed;---but do not add to the
severity of repelling my sentiments the rigour of obliging me
to disavow them.''
``I am much embarrassed, Mr. Lovel,'' replied the young lady,
``by your---I would not willingly use a strong word---your
romantic and hopeless pertinacity. It is for yourself I plead,
that you would consider the calls which your country has upon
your talents---that you will not waste, in an idle and fanciful
indulgence of an ill-placed predilection, time, which, well
redeemed by active exertion, should lay the foundation of future
distinction. Let me entreat that you would form a manly
resolution''------
``It is enough, Miss Wardour;---I see plainly that''------
``Mr. Lovel, you are hurt---and, believe me, I sympathize in
the pain which I inflict; but can I, in justice to myself, in
fairness to you, do otherwise? Without my father's consent, I
never will entertain the addresses of any one, and how totally
impossible it is that he should countenance the partiality with
which you honour me, you are yourself fully aware; and,
indeed''------
``No, Miss Wardour,'' answered Lovel, in a tone of passionate
entreaty; ``do not go farther---is it not enough to crush every
hope in our present relative situation?---do not carry your
resolutions farther---why urge what would be your conduct if
Sir Arthur's objections could be removed?''
``It is indeed vain, Mr. Lovel,'' said Miss Wardour, ``because
their removal is impossible; and I only wish, as your friend,
and as one who is obliged to you for her own and her father's
life, to entreat you to suppress this unfortunate attachment---
to leave a country which affords no scope for your talents, and
to resume the honourable line of the profession which you seem
to have abandoned.''
``Well, Miss Wardour, your wishes shall be obeyed;---have
patience with me one little month, and if, in the course of
that space, I cannot show you such reasons for continuing my
residence at Fairport, as even you shall approve of, I will bid
adieu to its vicinity, and, with the same breath, to all my hopes
of happiness.''
``Not so, Mr. Lovel; many years of deserved happiness,
founded on a more rational basis than your present wishes, are,
I trust, before, you. But it is full time, to finish this conversation.
I cannot force you to adopt my advice---I cannot shut
the door of my father's house against the preserver of his life
and mine; but the sooner Mr. Lovel can teach his mind to
submit to the inevitable disappointment of wishes which have
been so rashly formed, the more highly be will rise in my esteem
---and, in the meanwhile, for his sake as well as mine, he must
excuse my putting an interdict upon conversation on a subject
so painful.''
A servant at this moment announced that Sir Arthur desired
to speak to Mr. Oldbuck in his dressing-room.
``Let me show you the way,'' said Miss Wardour, who apparently
dreaded a continuation of her te^te-a`-te^te with Lovel,
and she conducted the Antiquary accordingly to her father's
apartment.
Sir Arthur, his legs swathed in flannel, was stretched on the
couch. ``Welcome, Mr. Oldbuck,'' he said; ``I trust you have
come better off than I have done from the inclemency of yesterday
evening?''
``Truly, Sir Arthur, I was not so much exposed to it---I kept
terra firma---you fairly committed yourself to the cold night-air
in the most literal of all senses. But such adventures become
a gallant knight better than a humble esquire,---to rise on the
wings of the night-wind---to dive into the bowels of the earth.
What news from our subterranean Good Hope!---the terra
incognita of Glen-Withershins?''
``Nothing good as yet,'' said the Baronet, turning himself
hastily, as if stung by a pang of the gout; ``but Dousterswivel
does not despair.''
``Does he not?'' quoth Oldbuck; ``I do though, under his
favour. Why, old Dr. H------n* told me, when I was in
* Probably Dr. Hutton, the celebrated geologist.
Edinburgh, that we should never find copper enough, judging
from the specimens I showed him, to make a pair of sixpenny
knee-buckles---and I cannot see that those samples on the table
below differ much in quality.''
``The learned doctor is not infallible, I presume?''
``No; but he is one of our first chemists; and this tramping
philosopher of yours---this Dousterswivel---is, I have a notion, one,
of those learned adventurers described by Kirchner, Artem habent
sine arte, partem sine parte, quorum medium est mentiri, vita
eorum mendicatum ire; that is to say, Miss Wardour''------
``It is unnecessary to translate,'' said Miss Wardour---``I
comprehend your general meaning; but I hope Mr. Dousterswivel
will turn out a more trustworthy character.''
``I doubt it not a little,'' said the Antiquary,---``and we are
a foul way out if we cannot discover this infernal vein that he
has prophesied about these two years.''
``You have no great interest in the matter, Mr. Oldbuck,''
said the Baronet.
``Too much, too much, Sir Arthur; and yet, for the sake of
my fair foe here, I would consent to lose it all so you had no
more on the venture.''
There was a painful silence of a few moments, for Sir Arthur
was too proud to acknowledge the downfall of his golden dreams,
though he could no longer disguise to himself that such was
likely to be the termination of the adventure. ``I understand,''
he at length said, ``that the young gentleman, to whose gallantry
and presence of mind we were so much indebted last
night, has favoured me with a visit---I am distressed that I am
unable to see him, or indeed any one, but an old friend like you,
Mr. Oldbuck.''
A declination of the Antiquary's stiff backbone acknowledged
the preference.
``You made acquaintance with this young gentleman in
Edinburgh, I suppose?''
Oldbuck told the circumstances of their becoming known to
each other.
``Why, then, my daughter is an older acquaintance, of Mr.
Lovel than you are,'' said the Baronet.
``Indeed! I was not aware of that,'' answered Oldbuck somewhat
surprised.
``I met Mr. Lovel,'' said Isabella, slightly colouring, ``when
I resided this last spring with my aunt, Mrs. Wilmot.''
``In Yorkshire?---and what character did he bear then, or
how was he engaged?'' said Oldbuck,---``and why did not you
recognise him when I introduced you?''
Isabella answered the least difficult question, and passed over
the other---``He had a commission in the army, and had, I
believe, served with reputation; he was much respected, as an
amiable and promising young man.''
``And pray, such being the case,'' replied the Antiquary, not
disposed to take one reply in answer to two distinct questions,
``why did you not speak to the lad at once when you met him
at my house? I thought you had less of the paltry pride of
womankind about you, Miss Wardour.''
``There was a reason for it,'' said Sir Arthur with dignity;
``you know the opinions---prejudices, perhaps you will call them
---of our house concerning purity of birth. This young gentleman
is, it seems, the illegitimate son of a man of fortune; my
daughter did not choose to renew their acquaintance till she
should know whether I approved of her holding any intercourse
with him.''
``If it had been with his mother instead of himself,'' answered
Oldbuck, with his usual dry causticity of humour, ``I could see
an excellent reason for it. Ah, poor lad! that was the cause,
then, that he seemed so absent and confused while I explained
to him the reason of the bend of bastardy upon the shield
yonder under the corner turret!''
``True,'' said the Baronet, with complacency---``it is the
shield of Malcolm the Usurper, as he is called. The tower
which he built is termed, after him, Malcolm's Tower, but more
frequently Misticot's Tower, which I conceive to be a corruption
for Misbegot. He is denominated, in the Latin pedigree of our
family, Milcolumbus Nothus; and his temporary seizure of our
property, and most unjust attempt to establish his own illegitimate
line in the estate of Knockwinnock, gave rise to such
family feuds and misfortunes, as strongly to found us in that
horror and antipathy to defiled blood and illegitimacy which has
been handed down to me from my respected ancestry.''
``I know the story,'' said Oldbuck, ``and I was telling it to
Lovel this moment, with some of the wise maxims and consequences
which it has engrafted on your family politics. Poor
fellow! he must have been much hurt: I took the wavering of
his attention for negligence, and was something piqued at it,
and it proves to be only an excess of feeling. I hope, Sir
Arthur, you will not think the less of your life because it has
been preserved by such assistance?''
``Nor the less of my assistant either,'' said the Baronet;
``my doors and table shall be equally open to him as if he had
descended of the most unblemished lineage.''
``Come, I am glad of that---he'll know where he can get a
dinner, then, if he wants one. But what views can he have in
this neighbourhood? I must catechise him; and if I find he
wants it---or, indeed, whether he does or not---he shall have my
best advice.'' As the Antiquary made this liberal promise, he
took his leave of Miss Wardour and her father, eager to commence
operations upon Mr. Lovel. He informed him abruptly
that Miss Wardour sent her compliments, and remained in
attendance on her father, and then, taking him by the arm, he
led him out of the castle.
Knockwinnock still preserved much of the external attributes
of a baronial castle. It had its drawbridge, though now never
drawn up, and its dry moat, the sides of which had been planted
with shrubs, chiefly of the evergreen tribes. Above these rose
the old building, partly from a foundation of red rock scarped
down to the sea-beach, and partly from the steep green verge
of the moat. The trees of the avenue have been already
mentioned, and many others rose around of large size,---as if to
confute the prejudice that timber cannot be raised near to the
ocean. Our walkers paused, and looked back upon the castle,
as they attained the height of a small knoll, over which lay
their homeward road; for it is to be supposed they did not
tempt the risk of the tide by returning along the sands. The
building flung its broad shadow upon the tufted foliage of the
shrubs beneath it, while the front windows sparkled in the sun.
They were viewed by the gazers with very different feelings.
Lovel, with the fond eagerness of that passion which derives its
food and nourishment from trifles, as the chameleon is said to
live on the air, or upon the invisible insects which it contains,
endeavoured to conjecture which of the numerous windows
belonged to the apartment now graced by Miss Wardour's
presence. The speculations of the Antiquary were of a more
melancholy cast, and were partly indicated by the ejaculation
of cito peritura! as he turned away from the prospect. Lovel,
roused from his reverie, looked at him as if to inquire the
meaning of an exclamation so ominous. The old man shook
his head. ``Yes, my young friend,'' said he, ``I doubt greatly
---and it wrings my heart to say it---this ancient family is
going fast to the ground!''
``Indeed!'' answered Lovel---``you surprise me greatly.''
``We harden ourselves in vain,'' continued the Antiquary,
pursuing his own train of thought and feeling---``we harden
ourselves in vain to treat with the indifference they deserve, the
changes of this trumpery whirligig world. We strive ineffectually
to be the self-sufficing invulnerable being, the teres atque
rotundus of the poet;---the stoical exemption which philosophy
affects to give us over the pains and vexations of human life,
is as imaginary as the state of mystical quietism and perfection
aimed at by some crazy enthusiasts.''
``And Heaven forbid that it should be otherwise!'' said
Lovel, warmly---``Heaven forbid that any process of philosophy
were capable so to sear and indurate our feelings, that
nothing should agitate them but what arose instantly and
immediately out of our own selfish interests! I would as soon
wish my hand to be as callous as horn, that it might escape
an occasional cut or scratch, as I would be ambitious of the
stoicism which should render my heart like a piece of the
nether millstone.''
The Antiquary regarded his youthful companion with a look
half of pity, half of sympathy, and shrugged up his shoulders
as he replied---``Wait, young man---wait till your bark has
been battered by the storm of sixty years of mortal vicissitude:
you will learn by that time, to reef your sails, that she may
obey the helm;---or, in the language of this world, you will
find distresses enough, endured and to endure, to keep your
feelings and sympathies in full exercise, without concerning
yourself more in the fate of others than you cannot possibly
avoid.''
``Well, Mr. Oldbuck, it may be so;---but as yet I resemble
you more in your practice than in your theory, for I cannot
help being deeply interested in the fate of the family we have
just left.''
``And well you may,'' replied Oldbuck. ``Sir Arthur's embarrassments
have of late become so many and so pressing,
that I am surprised you have not heard of them. And then
his absurd and expensive operations carried on by this High-German
landlouper, Dousterswivel''------
``I think I have seen that person, when, by some rare
chance, I happened to be in the coffee-room at Fairport;---a tall,
beetle-browed, awkward-built man, who entered upon scientific
subjects, as it appeared to my ignorance at least, with more
assurance than knowledge---was very arbitrary in laying down
and asserting his opinions, and mixed the terms of science with
a strange jargon of mysticism. A simple youth whispered me
that he was an Illumine', and carried on an intercourse with the
invisible world.''
``O, the same---the same. He has enough of practical
knowledge to speak scholarly and wisely to those of whose intelligence
he stands in awe; and, to say the truth, this faculty,
joined to his matchless impudence, imposed upon me for some
time when I first knew him. But I have since understood, that
when he is among fools and womankind, he exhibits himself as
a perfect charlatan---talks of the magisterium---of sympathies
and antipathies---of the cabala---of the divining-rod---and all
the trumpery with which the Rosicrucians cheated a darker
age, and which, to our eternal disgrace, has in some degree
revived in our own. My friend Heavysterne know this fellow
abroad, and unintentionally (for he, you must know, is, God
bless the mark! a sort of believer) let me into a good deal of
his real character. Ah! were I caliph for a day, as Honest
Abon Hassan wished to be, I would scourge me these jugglers
out of the commonwealth with rods of scorpions. They
debauch the spirit of the ignorant and credulous with mystical
trash, as effectually as if they had besotted their brains with
gin, and then pick their pockets with the same facility. And
now has this strolling blackguard and mountebank put the
finishing blow to the ruin of an ancient and honourable family!''
``But how could he impose upon Sir Arthur to any ruinous
extent?''
``Why, I don't know. Sir Arthur is a good honourable
gentleman; but, as you may see from his loose ideas concerning
the Pikish language, he is by no means very strong in the
understanding. His estate is strictly entailed, and he has been
always an embarrassed man. This rapparee promised him
mountains of wealth, and an English company was found to
advance large sums of money---I fear on Sir Arthur's guarantee.
Some gentlemen---I was ass enough to be one---took small
shares in the concern, and Sir Arthur himself made great outlay;
we were trained on by specious appearances and more
specious lies; and now, like John Bunyan, we awake, and
behold it is a dream!''
``I am surprised that you, Mr. Oldbuck, should have encouraged
Sir Arthur by your example.''
``Why,'' said Oldbuck, dropping his large grizzled eyebrow,
``I am something surprised and ashamed at it myself; it was
not the lucre of gain---nobody cares less for money (to be a
prudent man) than I do---but I thought I might risk this small
sum. It will be expected (though I am sure I cannot see
why) that I should give something to any one who will be kind
enough to rid me of that slip of womankind, my niece, Mary
M`Intyre; and perhaps it may be thought I should do something
to get that jackanapes, her brother, on in the army. In either
case, to treble my venture, would have helped me out. And
besides, I had some idea that the Phoenicians had in former
times wrought copper in that very spot. That cunning scoundrel,
Dousterswivel, found out my blunt side, and brought strange
tales (d---n him) of appearances of old shafts, and vestiges of
mining operations, conducted in a manner quite different from
those of modern times; and I---in short, I was a fool, and there
is an end. My loss is not much worth speaking about; but
Sir Arthur's engagements are, I understand, very deep, and my
heart aches for him) and the poor young lady who must share
his distress.''
Here the conversation paused, until renewed in the next
chapter.
If I may trust the flattering eye of sleep,
My dreams presage some joyful news at hand:
My bosom's lord sits lightly on his throne,
And all this day, an unaccustomed spirit
Lifts me above the ground with cheerful thoughts.
Romeo and Juliet.
The account of Sir Arthur's unhappy adventure had led Oldbuck
somewhat aside from his purpose of catechising Lovel concerning
the cause of his residence at Fairport. He was now, however,
resolved to open the subject. ``Miss Wardour was formerly
known to you, she tells me, Mr. Lovel?''
``He had had the pleasure,'' Lovel answered, `to see her at
Mrs. Wilmot's, in Yorkshire.''
``Indeed! you never mentioned that to me before, and you
did not accost her as an old acquaintance.''
``I---I did not know,'' said Lovel, a good deal embarrassed,
``it was the same lady, till we met; and then it was my duty
to wait till she should recognise me.''
``I am aware of your delicacy: the knight's a punctilious old
fool, but I promise you his daughter is above all nonsensical
ceremony and prejudice. And now, since you have, found a
new set of friends here, may I ask if you intend to leave Fairport
as soon as you proposed?''
``What if I should answer your question by another,'' replied
Lovel, ``and ask you what is your opinion of dreams?''
``Of dreams, you foolish lad!---why, what should I think of
them but as the deceptions of imagination when reason drops
the reins? I know no difference betwixt them and the hallucinations
of madness---the unguided horses run away with the
carriage in both cases, only in the one the coachman is drunk,
and in the other he slumbers. What says our Marcus Tullius---
Si insanorum visis fides non est habenda, cur credatur somnientium
visis, quae multo etiam perturbatiora sunt, non intelligo.''
``Yes, sir; but Cicero also tells us, that as he who passes the
whole day in darting the javelin must sometimes hit the mark,
so, amid the cloud of nightly dreams, some may occur consonant
to future events.''
``Ay---that is to say, you have hit the mark in your own
sage opinion? Lord! Lord! how this world is given to folly!
Well, I will allow for once the Oneirocritical science---I will
give faith to the exposition of dreams, and say a Daniel hath
arisen to interpret them, if you can prove to me that that dream
of yours has pointed to a prudent line of conduct.''
``Tell me, then,'' answered Lovel, ``why when I was hesitating
whether to abandon an enterprise, which I have perhaps rashly
undertaken, I should last night dream I saw your ancestor
pointing to a motto which encouraged me to perseverance?---
why should I have thought of those words which I cannot
remember to have heard before, which are in a language unknown
to me, and which yet conveyed, when translated, a lesson which
I could so plainly apply to my own circumstances?''
The Antiquary burst into a fit of laughing. ``Excuse me, my
young friend---but it is thus we silly mortals deceive ourselves,
and look out of doors for motives which originate in our own
wilful will. I think I can help out the cause of your vision.
You were so abstracted in your contemplations yesterday after
dinner, as to pay little attention to the discourse between Sir
Arthur and me, until we fell upon the controversy concerning
the Piks, which terminated so abruptly;---but I remember
producing to Sir Arthur a book printed by my ancestor, and
making him observe the motto; your mind was bent elsewhere,
but your ear had mechanically received and retained the sounds,
and your busy fancy, stirred by Grizel's legend I presume, had
introduced this scrap of German into your dream. As for the
waking wisdom which seized on so frivolous a circumstance as
an apology for persevering in some course which it could find
no better reason to justify, it is exactly one of those juggling
tricks which the sagest of us play off now and then, to gratify
our inclination at the expense of our understanding.''
``I own it,'' said Lovel, blushing deeply;---``I believe you
are right, Mr. Oldbuck, and I ought to sink in your esteem for
attaching a moment's consequence to such a frivolity;---but I
was tossed by contradictory wishes and resolutions, and you
know how slight a line will tow a boat when afloat on the
billows, though a cable would hardly move her when pulled up
on the beach.''
``Right, right,'' exclaimed the Antiquary. ``Fall in my
opinion!---not a whit---I love thee the better, man;---why, we
have story for story against each other, and I can think with
less shame on having exposed myself about that cursed Praetorium
---though I am still convinced Agricola's camp must have
been somewhere in this neighbourhood. And now, Lovel, my
good lad, be sincere with me---What make you from Wittenberg?
---why have you left your own country and professional
pursuits, for an idle residence in such a place as Fairport? A
truant disposition, I fear.''
``Even so,'' replied Lovel, patiently submitting to an
interrogatory which he could not well evade. ``Yet I am
so detached from all the world, have so few in whom I am
interested, or who are interested in me, that my very state of
destitution gives me independence. He whose good or evil
fortune affects himself alone, has the best right to pursue it
according to his own fancy.''
``Pardon me, young man,'' said Oldbuck, laying his hand
kindly on his shoulder, and making a full halt---``sufflamina---
a little patience, if you please. I will suppose that you have
no friends to share or rejoice in your success in life---that you
cannot look back to those to whom you owe gratitude, or
forward to those to whom you ought to afford protection; but
it is no less incumbent on you to move steadily in the path of
duty---for your active exertions are due not only to society, but
in humble gratitude to the Being who made you a member of
it, with powers to serve yourself and others.''
``But I am unconscious of possessing such powers,'' said
Lovel, somewhat impatiently. ``I ask nothing of society but
the permission of walking innoxiously through the path of life,
without jostling others, or permitting myself to be jostled. I
owe no man anything---I have the means of maintaining,
myself with complete independence; and so moderate are my
wishes in this respect, that even these means, however limited,
rather exceed than fall short of them.''
``Nay, then,'' said Oldbuck, removing his hand, and turning
again to the road, ``if you are so true a philosopher as to think
you have money enough, there's no more to be said---I cannot
pretend to be entitled to advise you;---you have attained the
acme'---the summit of perfection. And how came Fairport
to be the selected abode of so much self-denying philosophy?
It is as if a worshipper of the true religion had set up his
staff by choice among the multifarious idolaters of the land
of Egypt. There is not a man in Fairport who is not a
devoted worshipper of the Golden Calf---the mammon of unrighteousness.
Why, even I, man, am so infected by the bad
neighbourhood, that I feel inclined occasionally to become an
idolater myself.''
``My principal amusements being literary,'' answered Lovel,
``and circumstances which I cannot mention having induced
me, for a time at least, to relinquish the military service, I have
pitched on Fairport as a place where I might follow my pursuits
without any of those temptations to society which a more elegant
circle might have presented to me.''
``Aha!'' replied Oldbuck, knowingly,---``I begin to understand
your application of my ancestor's motto. You are a
candidate for public favour, though not in the way I first
suspected,---you are ambitious to shine as a literary character,
and you hope to merit favour by labour and perseverance?''
Lovel, who was rather closely pressed by the inquisitiveness
of the old gentleman, concluded it would be best to let him
remain in the error which he had gratuitously adopted.
``I have been at times foolish enough,'' he replied, ``to
nourish some thoughts of the kind.''
``Ah, poor fellow! nothing can be more melancholy; unless,
as young men sometimes do, you had fancied yourself in love
with some trumpery specimen of womankind, which is indeed,
as Shakspeare truly says, pressing to death, whipping, and
hanging all at once.''
He then proceeded with inquiries, which he was sometimes
kind enough to answer himself. For this good old gentleman
had, from his antiquarian researches, acquired a delight in
building theories out of premises which were often far from
affording sufficient ground for them; and being, as the reader
must have remarked, sufficiently opinionative, he did not readily
brook being corrected, either in matter of fact or judgment,
even by those who were principally interested in the subjects
on which he speculated. He went on, therefore, chalking out
Lovel's literary career for him.
``And with what do you propose to commence your debut as
a man of letters?---But I guess---poetry---poetry---the soft
seducer of youth. Yes! there is an acknowledging modesty of
confusion in your eye and manner. And where lies your vein?
---are you inclined to soar to the, higher regions of Parnassus,
or to flutter around the base of the hill?''
``I have hitherto attempted only a few lyrical pieces,'' said
Lovel.
``Just as I supposed---pruning your wing, and hopping
from spray to spray. But I trust you intend a bolder flight.
Observe, I would by no means recommend your persevering in
this unprofitable pursuit---but you say you are quite independent
of the public caprice?''
``Entirely so,'' replied Lovel.
``And that you are determined not to adopt a more active
course of life?''
``For the present, such is my resolution,'' replied the young
man.
``Why, then, it only remains for me to give you my best
advice and assistance in the object of your pursuit. I have
myself published two essays in the Antiquarian Repository,---
and therefore am an author of experience, There was my
Remarks on Hearne's edition of Robert of Gloucester, signed
Scrutator; and the other signed Indagator, upon a passage in
Tacitus. I might add, what attracted considerable notice at
the time, and that is my paper in the Gentleman's Magazine,
upon the inscription of OElia Lelia, which I subscribed OEdipus.
So you see I am not an apprentice in the mysteries of author-craft,
and must necessarily understand the taste and temper
of the times. And now, once more, what do you intend to
commence with?''
``I have no instant thoughts of publishing.''
``Ah! that will never do; you must have the fear of the
public before your eyes in all your undertakings. Let us see
now: A collection of fugitive pieces; but no---your fugitive
poetry is apt to become stationary with the bookseller. It
should be something at once solid and attractive---none of your
romances or anomalous novelties---I would have you take high
ground at once. Let me see: What think you of a real epic?
---the grand old-fashioned historical poem which moved through
twelve or twenty-four books. We'll have it so---I'll supply
you with a subject---The battle between the Caledonians and
Romans---The Caledoniad; or, Invasion Repelled;---let that be
the title---it will suit the present taste, and you may throw in
a touch of the times.''
``But the invasion of Agricola was not repelled.''
``No; but you are a poet---free of the corporation, and as
little bound down to truth or probability as Virgil himself---
You may defeat the Romans in spite of Tacitus.''
``And pitch Agricola's camp at the Kaim of---what do you
call it,'' answered Lovel, ``in defiance of Edie Ochiltree?''
``No more of that, an thou lovest me---And yet, I dare say,
ye may unwittingly speak most correct truth in both instances,
in despite of the toga of the historian and the blue gown of the
mendicant.''
``Gallantly counselled!---Well, I will do my best---your
kindness will assist me with local information.''
``Will I not, man?---why, I will write the critical and
historical notes on each canto, and draw out the plan of the
story myself. I pretend to some poetical genius, Mr. Lovel,
only I was never able to write verses.''
``It is a pity, sir, that you should have failed in a qualification
somewhat essential to the art.''
``Essential?---not a whit---it is the mere mechanical department.
A man may be a poet without measuring spondees and
dactyls like the ancients, or clashing the ends of lines into
rhyme like the moderns, as one may be an architect though
unable to labour like a stone-mason---Dost think Palladio or
Vitruvius ever carried a hod?''
``In that case, there should be two authors to each poem---
one to think and plan, another to execute.''
``Why, it would not be amiss; at any rate, we'll make the
experiment;---not that I would wish to give my name to the
public---assistance from a learned friend might be acknowledged
in the preface after what flourish your nature will---I am a total
stranger to authorial vanity.''
Lovel was much entertained by a declaration not very consistent
with the eagerness wherewith his friend seemed to catch
at an opportunity of coming before the public, though in a
manner which rather resembled stepping up behind a carriage
than getting into one. The Antiquary was indeed uncommonly
delighted; for, like many other men who spend their lives in
obscure literary research, he had a secret ambition to appear
in print, which was checked by cold fits of diffidence, fear of
criticism, and habits of indolence and procrastination. ``But,''
thought he, ``I may, like a second Teucer, discharge my shafts
from behind the shield of my ally; and, admit that he should
not prove to be a first-rate poet, I am in no shape answerable
for his deficiencies, and the good notes may very probably help
off an indifferent text. But he is---he must be a good poet; he
has the real Parnassian abstraction---seldom answers a question
till it is twice repeated---drinks his tea scalding, and eats without
knowing what he is putting into his mouth. This is the
real aestus, the awen of the Welsh bards, the divinus afflatus that
transports the poet beyond the limits of sublunary things. His
visions, too, are very symptomatical of poetic fury---I must
recollect to send Caxon to see he puts out his candle to-night---
poets and visionaries are apt to be negligent in that respect.''
Then, turning to his companion, he expressed himself aloud in
continuation---
``Yes, my dear Lovel, you shall have full notes; and, indeed,
think we may introduce the whole of the Essay on Castrametation
into the appendix---it will give great value to the work.
Then we will revive the good old forms so disgracefully neglected
in modern times. You shall invoke the Muse---and certainly
she ought to be propitious to an author who, in an apostatizing
age, adheres with the faith of Abdiel to the ancient form of
adoration.---Then we must have a vision---in which the Genius
of Caledonia shall appear to Galgacus, and show him a procession
of the real Scottish monarchs:---and in the notes I will have a
hit at Boethius---No; I must not touch that topic, now that
Sir Arthur is likely to have vexation enough besides---but I'll
annihilate Ossian, Macpherson, and Mac-Cribb.''
``But we must consider the expense of publication,'' said
Lovel, willing to try whether this hint would fall like cold
water on the blazing zeal of his self-elected coadjutor.
``Expense!'' said Mr. Oldbuck, pausing, and mechanically
fumbling in his pocket---``that is true;---I would wish to do
something---but you would not like to publish by subscription?''
``By no means,'' answered Lovel.
``No, no!'' gladly acquiesced the Antiquary---``it is not
respectable. I'll tell you what: I believe I know a bookseller
who has a value for my opinion, and will risk print and paper,
and I will get as many copies sold for you as I can.''
``O, I am no mercenary author,'' answered Lovel, smiling;
``I only wish to be out of risk of loss.''
``Hush! hush! we'll take care of that---throw it all on the
publishers. I do long to see your labours commenced. You
will choose blank verse, doubtless?---it is more grand and
magnificent for an historical subject; and, what concerneth
you, my friend, it is, I have an idea, more easily written.''
This conversation brought them to Monkbarns, where the
Antiquary had to undergo a chiding from his sister, who, though
no philosopher, was waiting to deliver a lecture to him in the
portico. ``Guide us, Monkbarns! are things no dear eneugh
already, but ye maun be raising the very fish on us, by giving
that randy, Luckie Mucklebackit, just what she likes to ask?''
``Why, Grizel,'' said the sage, somewhat abashed at this
unexpected attack, ``I thought I made a very fair bargain.''
``A fair bargain! when ye gied the limmer a full half o'
what she seekit!---An ye will be a wife-carle, and buy fish at
your ain hands, ye suld never bid muckle mair than a quarter.
And the impudent quean had the assurance to come up and
seek a dram---But I trow, Jenny and I sorted her!''
``Truly,'' said Oldbuck (with a sly look to his companion),
``I think our estate was gracious that kept us out of hearing
of that controversy.---Well, well, Grizel, I was wrong for once in
my life ultra crepidam---I fairly admit. But hang expenses!
---care killed a cat---we'll eat the fish, cost what it will.---And
then, Lovel, you must know I pressed you to stay here to-day,
the rather because our cheer will be better than usual, yesterday
having been a gaude' day---I love the reversion of a feast better
than the feast itself. I delight in the analecta, the collectanea,
as I may call them, of the preceding day's dinner, which appear
on such occasions---And see, there is Jenny going to ring the
dinner-bell.''
Be this letter delivered with haste---haste---post-haste!
Ride, villain, ride,---for thy life---for thy life---for thy life.
Ancient Indorsation of Letters of Importance.
Leaving Mr. Oldbuck and his friend to enjoy their hard
bargain of fish, we beg leave to transport the reader to the
back-parlour of the post-master's house at Fairport, where his
wife, he himself being absent, was employed in assorting for
delivery the letters which had come by the Edinburgh post.
This is very often in country towns the period of the day when
gossips find it particularly agreeable to call on the man or
woman of letters, in order, from the outside of the epistles, and,
if they are not belied, occasionally from the inside also, to amuse
themselves with gleaning information, or forming conjectures
about the correspondence and affairs of their neighbours. Two
females of this description were, at the time we mention,
assisting, or impeding, Mrs. Mailsetter in her official duty.
``Eh, preserve us, sirs!'' said the butcher's wife, ``there's ten
---eleven---twall letters to Tennant and Co.---thae folk do mair
business than a' the rest o' the burgh.''
``Ay; but see, lass,'' answered the baker's lady, ``there's twa
o' them faulded unco square, and sealed at the tae side---I
doubt there will be protested bills in them.''
``Is there ony letters come yet for Jenny Caxon?'' inquired
the woman of joints and giblets; ``the lieutenant's been awa
three weeks.''
``Just ane on Tuesday was a week,'' answered the dame of
letters.
``Wast a ship-letter?'' asked the Fornerina.
``In troth wast.''
``It wad be frae the lieutenant then,'' replied the mistress of
the rolls, somewhat disappointed---``I never thought he wad
hae lookit ower his shouther after her.''
``Od, here's another,'' quoth Mrs. Mailsetter. ``A ship-letter
---post-mark, Sunderland.'' All rushed to seize it.---``Na, na,
leddies,'' said Mrs. Mailsetter, interfering; ``I hae had eneugh
o' that wark---Ken ye that Mr. Mailsetter got an unco rebuke
frae the secretary at Edinburgh, for a complaint that was made
about the letter of Aily Bisset's that ye opened, Mrs. Shortcake?''
``Me opened!'' answered the spouse of the chief baker of
Fairport; "ye ken yoursell, madam, it just cam open o' free
will in my hand---what could I help it?---folk suld seal wi'
better wax.''
``Weel I wot that's true, too,'' said Mrs. Mailsetter, who kept
a shop of small wares, ``and we have got some that I can
honestly recommend, if ye ken onybody wanting it. But the
short and the lang o't is, that we'll lose the place gin there's
ony mair complaints o' the kind.''
``Hout, lass---the provost will take care o' that.''
``Na, na, I'll neither trust to provost nor bailier'' said the
postmistress,---``but I wad aye be obliging and neighbourly,
and I'm no again your looking at the outside of a letter
neither---See, the seal has an anchor on't---he's done't wi' ane o'
his buttons, I'm thinking.''
``Show me! show me!'' quoth the wives of the chief butcher
and chief baker; and threw themselves on the supposed love-letter,
like the weird sisters in Macbeth upon the pilot's thumb,
with curiosity as eager and scarcely less malignant. Mrs.
Heukbane was a tall woman---she held the precious epistle up
between her eyes and the window. Mrs. Shortcake, a little
squat personage, strained and stood on tiptoe to have her share
of the investigation.
``Ay, it's frae him, sure eneugh,'' said the butcher's lady;---
``I can read Richard Taffril on the corner, and it's written, like
John Thomson's wallet, frae end to end.''
``Haud it lower down, madam,'' exclaimed Mrs. Shortcake,
in a tone above the prudential whisper which their occupation
required---``haud it lower down---Div ye think naebody can
read hand o' writ but yoursell?''
``Whist, whist, sirs, for God's sake!'' said Mrs. Mailsetter,
``there's somebody in the shop,''---then aloud---``Look to the
customers, Baby!''---Baby answered from without in a shrill
tone---``It's naebody but Jenny Caxon, ma'am, to see if there's
ony letters to her.''
``Tell her,'' said the faithful postmistress, winking to her
compeers, ``to come back the morn at ten o'clock, and I'll let
her ken---we havena had time to sort the mail letters yet---
she's aye in sic a hurry, as if her letters were o' mair consequence
than the best merchant's o' the town.''
Poor Jenny, a girl of uncommon beauty and modesty, could
only draw her cloak about her to hide the sigh of disappointment
and return meekly home to endure for another night the
sickness of the heart occasioned by hope delayed.
``There's something about a needle and a pole,'' said Mrs.
Shortcake, to whom her taller rival in gossiping had at length
yielded a peep at the subject of their curiosity.
``Now, that's downright shamefu','' said Mrs. Heukbane, ``to
scorn the poor silly gait of a lassie after he's keepit company wi'
her sae lang, and had his will o' her, as I make nae doubt
he has.''
``It's but ower muckle to be doubted,'' echoed Mrs. Shortcake;---
``to cast up to her that her father's a barber and has a
pole at his door, and that she's but a manty-maker hersell!
Hout fy for shame!''
``Hout tout, leddies,'' cried Mrs. Mailsetter, ``ye're clean wrang
---It's a line out o' ane o' his sailors' sangs that I have heard
him sing, about being true like the needle to the pole.''
``Weel, weel, I wish it may be sae,'' said the charitable Dame
Heukbane,---``but it disna look weel for a lassie like her to
keep up a correspondence wi' ane o' the king's officers.''
``I'm no denying that,'' said Mrs. Mailsetter; ``but it's a
great advantage to the revenue of the post-office thae love-letters.
See, here's five or six letters to Sir Arthur Wardour---
maist o' them sealed wi' wafers, and no wi' wax. There will be
a downcome, there, believe me.''
``Ay; they will be business letters, and no frae ony o' his
grand friends, that seals wi' their coats of arms, as they ca'
them,'' said Mrs. Heukbane;---``pride will hae a fa'---he hasna
settled his account wi' my gudeman, the deacon, for this twalmonth
---he's but slink, I doubt.''
``Nor wi' huz for sax months,'' echoed Mrs. Shortcake---``He's
but a brunt crust.''
``There's a letter,'' interrupted the trusty postmistress, ``from
his son, the captain, I'm thinking---the seal has the same things
wi' the Knockwinnock carriage. He'll be coming hame to see
what he can save out o' the fire.''
The baronet thus dismissed, they took up the esquire---``Twa
letters for Monkbarns---they're frae some o' his learned friends
now; see sae close as they're written, down to the very seal---and
a' to save sending a double letter---that's just like Monkbarns
himsell. When he gets a frank he fills it up exact to the weight
of an unce, that a carvy-seed would sink the scale---but he's
neer a grain abune it. Weel I wot I wad be broken if I were
to gie sic weight to the folk that come to buy our pepper and
brimstone, and suchlike sweetmeats.''
``He's a shabby body the laird o' Monkbarns,'' said Mrs.
Heukbane; ``he'll make as muckle about buying a forequarter
o' lamb in August as about a back sey o' beef. Let's taste
another drop of the sinning'' (perhaps she meant cinnamon)
``waters, Mrs. Mailsetter, my dear. Ah, lasses! an ye had
kend his brother as I did---mony a time he wad slip in to see
me wi' a brace o' wild deukes in his pouch, when my first gudeman
was awa at the Falkirk tryst---weel, weel---we'se no speak
o' that e'enow.''
``I winna say ony ill o'this Monkbarns,'' said Mrs. Shortcake;
``his brother neer brought me ony wild-deukes, and this is a
douce honest man; we serve the family wi' bread, and he settles
wi' huz ilka week---only he was in an unco kippage when we
sent him a book instead o' the nick-sticks,* whilk, he said, were
* Note E. Nick-sticks.
the true ancient way o' counting between tradesmen and
customers; and sae they are, nae doubt.''
``But look here, lasses,'' interrupted Mrs. Mailsetter, ``here's
a sight for sair e'en! What wad ye gie to ken what's in the
inside o' this letter? This is new corn---I haena seen the like
o' this---For William Lovel, Esquire, at Mrs. Hadoway's, High
Street, Fairport, by Edinburgh, N.B. This is just the second
letter he has had since he was here.''
``Lord's sake, let's see, lass!---Lord's sake, let's see!---that's
him that the hale town kens naething about---and a weel-fa'ard
lad he is; let's see, let's see!'' Thus ejaculated the two worthy
representatives of mother Eve.
``Na, na, sirs,'' exclaimed Mrs. Mailsetter; ``haud awa---
bide aff, I tell you; this is nane o' your fourpenny cuts that we
might make up the value to the post-office amang ourselves if
ony mischance befell it;---the postage is five-and-twenty shillings
---and here's an order frae the Secretary to forward it to the
young gentleman by express, if he's no at hame. Na, na, sirs,
bide aff;---this maunna be roughly guided.''
``But just let's look at the outside o't, woman.''
Nothing could be gathered from the outside, except remarks
on the various properties which philosophers ascribe to matter,
---length, breadth, depth, and weight, The packet was composed
of strong thick paper, imperviable by the curious eyes of the
gossips, though they stared as if they would burst from their
sockets. The seal was a deep and well-cut impression of arms,
which defied all tampering.
``Od, lass,'' said Mrs. Shortcake, weighing it in her hand, and
wishing, doubtless, that the too, too solid wax would melt and
dissolve itself, ``I wad like to ken what's in the inside o' this,
for that Lovel dings a' that ever set foot on the plainstanes o'
Fairport---naebody kens what to make o' him.''
``Weel, weel, leddies,'' said the postmistress, ``we'se sit down
and crack about it.---Baby, bring ben the tea-water---Muckle
obliged to ye for your cookies, Mrs. Shortcake---and we'll steek
the shop, and cry ben Baby, and take a hand at the cartes till
the gudeman comes hame---and then we'll try your braw veal
sweetbread that ye were so kind as send me, Mrs. Heukbane.''
``But winna ye first send awa Mr. Lovel's letter?'' said Mrs.
Heukbane.
``Troth I kenna wha to send wi't till the gudeman comes
hame, for auld Caxon tell'd me that Mr. Lovel stays a' the day
at Monkbarns---he's in a high fever, wi' pu'ing the laird and Sir
Arthur out o' the sea.''
``Silly auld doited carles!'' said Mrs. Shortcake; ``what gar'd
them gang to the douking in a night like yestreen!''
``I was gi'en to understand it was auld Edie that saved them,''
said Mrs. Heukbane---``Edie Ochiltree, the Blue-Gown, ye ken;
and that he pu'd the hale three out of the auld fish-pound, for
Monkbarns had threepit on them to gang in till't to see the
wark o' the monks lang syne.''
``Hout, lass, nonsense!'' answered the postmistress; ``I'll
tell ye, a' about it, as Caxon tell'd it to me. Ye see, Sir Arthur
and Miss Wardour, and Mr. Lovel, suld hae dined at Monkbarns''------
``But, Mrs. Mailsetter,'' again interrupted Mrs. Heukbane,
``will ye no be for sending awa this letter by express?---there's
our powny and our callant hae gane express for the office or
now, and the powny hasna gane abune thirty mile the day;---
Jock was sorting him up as I came ower by.''
``Why, Mrs. Heukbane,'' said the woman of letters, pursing
up her mouth, ``ye ken my gudeman likes to ride the expresses
himsell---we maun gie our ain fish-guts to our ain sea-maws---
it's a red half-guinea to him every time he munts his mear;
and I dare say he'll be in sune---or I dare to say, it's the same
thing whether the gentleman gets the express this night or
early next morning.''
``Only that Mr. Lovel will be in town before the express gaes
aff,'' said Mrs. Heukbane; ``and where are ye then, lass? But
ye ken yere ain ways best.''
``Weel, weel, Mrs. Heukbane,'' answered Mrs. Mailsetter, a
little out of humour, and even out of countenance, ``I am sure
I am never against being neighbour-like, and living and letting
live, as they say; and since I hae been sic a fule as to show you
the post-office order---ou, nae doubt, it maun be obeyed. But
I'll no need your callant, mony thanks to ye---I'll send little
Davie on your powny, and that will be just five-and-threepence
to ilka ane o' us, ye ken.''
``Davie! the Lord help ye, the bairn's no ten year auld;
and, to be plain wi' ye, our powny reists a bit, and it's dooms
sweer to the road, and naebody can manage him but our Jock.''
``I'm sorry for that,'' answered the postmistress, gravely;
``it's like we maun wait then till the gudeman comes hame,
after a'---for I wadna like to be responsible in trusting the
letter to sic a callant as Jock---our Davie belangs in a manner
to the office.''
``Aweel, aweel, Mrs. Mailsetter, I see what ye wad be at---
but an ye like to risk the bairn, I'll risk the beast.''
Orders were accordingly given. The unwilling pony was
brought out of his bed of straw, and again equipped for service
---Davie (a leathern post-bag strapped across his shoulders)
was perched upon the saddle, with a tear in his eye, and a
switch in his hand. Jock good-naturedly led the animal out
of town, and, by the crack of his whip, and the whoop and
halloo of his too well-known voice, compelled it to take the
road towards Monkbarns.
Meanwhile the gossips, like the sibyls after consulting their
leaves, arranged and combined the information of the evening,
which flew next morning through a hundred channels, and in
a hundred varieties, through the world of Fairport. Many,
strange, and inconsistent, were the rumours to which their
communications and conjectures gave rise. Some said Tennant
and Co. were broken, and that all their bills had come back
protested---others that they had got a great contract from
Government, and letters from the principal merchants at
Glasgow, desiring to have shares upon a premium. One report
stated, that Lieutenant Taffril had acknowledged a private
marriage with Jenny Caxon---another, that he had sent her a
letter upbraiding her with the lowness of her birth and education,
and bidding her an eternal adieu. It was generally
rumoured that Sir Arthur Wardour's affairs had fallen into
irretrievable confusion, and this report was only doubted by
the wise, because it was traced to Mrs. Mailsetter's shop,---a
source more famous for the circulation of news than for their
accuracy. But all agreed that a packet from the Secretary of
State's office, had arrived, directed for Mr. Lovel, and that it
had been forwarded by an orderly dragoon, despatched from
the head-quarters at Edinburgh, who had galloped through
Fairport without stopping, except just to inquire the way to
Monkbarns. The reason of such an extraordinary mission to a
very peaceful and retired individual, was variously explained.
Some said Lovel was an emigrant noble, summoned to head an
insurrection that had broken out in La Vende'e---others that he
was a spy---others that he was a general officer, who was visiting
the coast privately---others that he was a prince of the
blood, who was travelling incognito.
Meanwhile the progress of the packet which occasioned so
much speculation, towards its destined owner at Monkbarns,
had been perilous and interrupted. The bearer, Davie Mailsetter,
as little resembling a bold dragoon as could well be
imagined, was carried onwards towards Monkbarns by the pony,
so long as the animal had in his recollection the crack of his
usual instrument of chastisement, and the shout of the butcher's
boy. But feeling how Davie, whose short legs were unequal to
maintain his balance, swung to and fro upon his back, the pony
began to disdain furthur compliance with the intimations he
had received. First, then, he slackened his pace to a walk
This was no point of quarrel between him and his rider, who
had been considerably discomposed by the rapidity of his
former motion, and who now took the opportunity of his abated
pace to gnaw a piece of gingerbread, which had been thrust
into his hand by his mother in order to reconcile this youthful
emissary of the post-office to the discharge of his duty. By and
by, the crafty pony availed himself of this surcease of discipline
to twitch the rein out of Davies hands, and applied himself to
browse on the grass by the side of the lane. Sorely astounded
by these symptoms of self-willed rebellion, and afraid alike to
sit or to fall, poor Davie lifted up his voice and wept aloud.
The pony, hearing this pudder over his head, began apparently
to think it would be best both for himself and Davie to return
from whence they came, and accordingly commenced a retrograde
movement towards Fairport. But, as all retreats are apt
to end in utter rout, so the steed, alarmed by the boy's cries,
and by the flapping of the reins, which dangled about his forefeet---
finding also his nose turned homeward, began to set off
at a rate which, if Davie kept the saddle (a matter extremely
dubious), would soon have presented him at Heukbane's stable-door,
---when, at a turn of the road, an intervening auxiliary,
in the shape of old Edie Ochiltree, caught hold of the rein, and
stopped his farther proceeding. ``Wha's aught ye, callant?
whaten a gate's that to ride?''
``I canna help it!'' blubbered the express; ``they ca' me
little Davie.''
``And where are ye gaun?''
``I'm gaun to Monkbarns wi' a letter.''
``Stirra, this is no the road to Monkbarns.''
But Davie could oinly answer the expostulation with sighs
and tears.
Old Edie was easily moved to compassion where childhood
was in the case.---``I wasna gaun that gate,'' he thought, ``but
it's the best o' my way o' life that I canna be weel out o' my
road. They'll gie me quarters at Monkbarns readily eneugh,
and I'll e'en hirple awa there wi' the wean, for it will knock its
hams out, puir thing, if there's no somebody to guide the pony.
------Sae ye hae a letter, hinney? will ye let me see't?''
``I'm no gaun to let naebody see the letter,'' sobbed the boy,
``till I gie't to Mr. Lovel, for I am a faithfu' servant o' the
office---if it werena for the powny.''
``Very right, my little man,'' said Ochiltree, turning the
reluctant pony's head towards Monkbarns; ``but we'll guide
him atween us, if he's no a' the sweerer.''
Upon the very height of Kinprunes, to which Monkbarns had
invited Lovel after their dinner, the Antiquary, again reconciled
to the once degraded spot, was expatiating upon the topics the
scenery afforded for a description of Agricola's camp at the dawn
of morning, when his eye was caught by the appearance of the
mendicant and his prote'ge'. ``What the devil!---here comes
Old Edie, bag and baggage, I think.''
The beggar explained his errand, and Davie, who insisted
upon a literal execution of his commission by going on to
Monkbarns, was with difficulty prevailed upon to surrender the
packet to its proper owner, although he met him a mile nearer
than the place he bad been directed to. ``But my minnie said,
I maun be sure to get twenty shillings and five shillings for
the postage, and ten shillings and sixpence for the express---
there's the paper.''
``Let me see---let me see,'' said Oldbuck, putting on his
spectacles, and examining the crumpled copy of regulations to
which Davie appealed. ``Express, per man and horse, one day,
not to exceed ten shillings and sixpence. One day? why, it's
not an hour---Man and horse? why, 'tis a monkey on a starved
cat!''
``Father wad hae come himsell,'' said Davie, ``on the muckle
red mear, an ye wad hae bidden till the morn's night.''
``Four-and-twenty hours after the regular date of delivery!
You little cockatrice egg, do you understand the art of imposition
so early?''
``Hout Monkbarns! dinna set your wit against a bairn,''
said the beggar; ``mind the butcher risked his beast, and the
wife her wean, and I am sure ten and sixpence isna ower muckle.
Ye didna gang sae near wi' Johnnie Howie, when''------
Lovel, who, sitting on the supposed Praetorium, had glanced
over the contents of the packet, now put an end to the altercation
by paying Davies demand; and then turning to Mr.
Oldbuck, with a look of much agitation, he excused himself
from returning with him to Monkbarns' that evening.---``I
must instantly go to Fairport, and perhaps leave it on a
moment's notice;---your kindness, Mr. Oldbuck, I can never
forget.''
``No bad news, I hope?'' said the Antiquary.
``Of a very chequered complexion,'' answered his friend.
``Farewell---in good or bad fortune I will not forget your
regard.''
``Nay, nay---stop a moment. If---if---'' (making an effort)---
``if there be any pecuniary inconvenience---I have fifty---or
a hundred guineas at your service---till---till Whitsunday---or
indeed as long as you please.''
``I am much obliged, Mr. Oldbuck, but I am amply provided,''
said his mysterious young friend. ``Excuse me---I really cannot
sustain further conversation at present. I will write or see
you, before I leave Fairport---that is, if I find myself obliged to
go.''
So saying, he shook the Antiquary's hand warmly, turned from
him, and walked rapidly towards the town, ``staying no longer
question.''
``Very extraordinary indeed!'' said Oldbuck;---``but there's
something about this lad I can never fathom; and yet I cannot
for my heart think ill of him neither. I must go home and
take off the fire in the Green Room, for none of my womankind
will venture into it after twilight.''
``And how am I to win hame?'' blubbered the disconsolate
express.
``It's a fine night,'' said the Blue-Gown, looking up to the
skies; ``I had as gude gang back to the town, and take care o'
the wean.''
``Do so, do so, Edie;'' and rummaging for some time in his
huge waistcoat pocket till be found the object of his search, the
Antiquary added, ``there's sixpence to ye to buy sneeshin.''
``I am bewitched with the rogue's company. If the rascal has not given
me medicines to make me love him, I'll be hanged; it could not be
else. I have drunk medicines.''
Second Part of Henry IV.
Regular for a fortnight were the inquiries of the Antiquary at
the veteran Caxon, whether he had heard what Mr. Lovel was
about; and as regular were Caxon's answers, ``that the town
could learn naething about him whatever, except that he had
received anither muckle letter or twa frae the south, and that
he was never seen on the plainstanes at a'.''
``How does he live, Caxon?''
``Ou, Mrs. Hadoway just dresses him a beefsteak or a muttonchop,
or makes him some Friar's chicken, or just what she likes
hersell, and he eats it in the little red parlour off his bedroom.
She canna get him to say that he likes ae thing better than
anither; and she makes him tea in a morning, and he settles
honourably wi' her every week.''
``But does he never stir abroad?''
``He has clean gi'en up walking, and he sits a' day in his room
reading or writing; a hantle letters he has written, but he wadna
put them into our post-house, though Mrs. Hadoway offered to
carry them hersell, but sent them a' under ae cover to the
sheriff; and it's Mrs. Mailsetter's belief, that the sheriff sent his
groom to put them into the post-office at Tannonburgh; it's my
puir thought, that he jaloused their looking into his letters
at Fairport; and weel had he need, for my puir daughter
Jenny''------
``Tut, don't plague me with your womankind, Caxon. About
this poor young lad.---Does he write nothing but letters?''
``Ou, ay---hale sheets o' other things, Mrs. Hadoway says.
She wishes muckle he could be gotten to take a walk; she
thinks he's but looking very puirly, and his appetite's clean
gane; but he'll no hear o' ganging ower the door-stane---him
that used to walk sae muckle too.''
``That's wrong---I have a guess what he's busy about; but
he must not work too hard neither. I'll go and see him this
very day---he's deep, doubtless, in the Caledoniad.''
Having formed this manful resolution, Mr. Oldbuck equipped
himself for the expedition with his thick walking-shoes and gold-headed
cane, muttering the while the words of Falstaff which
we have chosen for the motto of this chapter; for the Antiquary
was himself rather surprised at the degree of attachment
which he could not but acknowledge be entertained for this
stranger. The riddle was notwithstanding easily solved. Lovel
had many attractive qualities, but he won our Antiquary's heart
by being on most occasions an excellent listener.
A walk to Fairport had become somewhat of an adventure
with Mr. Oldbuck, and one which he did not often care to undertake.
He hated greetings in the market-place; and there were
generally loiterers in the streets to persecute him, either about
the news of the day, or about some petty pieces of business. So,
on this occasion, he had no sooner entered the streets of Fairport,
than it was ``Good-morrow, Mr. Oldbuck---a sight o' you's gude,
for sair een: what d'ye think of the news in the Sun the day?
---they say the great attempt will be made in a fortnight.''
``I wish to the Lord it were made and over, that I might
hear no more about it.''
``Monkbarns, your honour,'' said the nursery and seedsman,
``I hope the plants gied satisfaction?---and if ye wanted ony
flower-roots fresh frae Holland, or'' (this in a lower key) ``an
anker or twa o' Cologne gin, ane o' our brigs cam in yestreen.''
``Thank ye, thank ye,---no occasion at present, Mr. Crabtree,''
said the Antiquary, pushing resolutely onward.
``Mr. Oldbuck,'' said the town-clerk (a more important person,
who came in front and ventured to stop the old gentleman), ``the
provost, understanding you were in town, begs on no account
that you'll quit it without seeing him; he wants to speak to ye
about bringing the water frae the Fairwell-spring through a part o'
your lands.''
``What the deuce!---have they nobody's land but mine to cut
and carve on?---I won't consent, tell them.''
``And the provost,'' said the clerk, going on, without noticing
the rebuff, ``and the council, wad be agreeable that you should
hae the auld stones at Donagild's chapel, that ye was wussing to
hae.''
``Eh!---what?---Oho! that's another story---Well, well, I'll
call upon the provost, and we'll talk about it.''
``But ye maun speak your mind on't forthwith, Monkbarns,
if ye want the stones; for Deacon Harlewalls thinks the carved
through-stanes might be put with advantage on the front of the
new council-house---that is, the twa cross-legged figures that the
callants used to ca' Robin and Bobbin, ane on ilka door-cheek;
and the other stane, that they ca'd Ailie Dailie, abune the door.
It will be very tastefu', the Deacon says, and just in the style of
modern Gothic.''
``Lord deliver me from this Gothic generation!'' exclaimed
the Antiquary,---``A monument of a knight-templar on each side
of a Grecian porch, and a Madonna on the top of it!---O crimini!
---Well, tell the provost I wish to have the stones, and we'll not
differ about the water-course. It's lucky I happened to come
this way to-day.''
They parted mutually satisfied; but the wily clerk had most
reason to exult in the dexterity he had displayed, since the whole
proposal of an exchange between the monuments (which the
council had determined to remove as a nuisance, because they
encroached three feet upon the public road), and the privilege
of conveying the water to the burgh through the estate of Monkbarns,
was an idea which had originated with himself upon the
pressure of the moment.
Through these various entanglements, Monkbarns (to use the
phrase by which he was distinguished in the country) made his
way at length to Mrs. Hadoway's. This good woman was the
widow of a late clergyman at Fairport, who had been reduced
by her husband's untimely death, to that state of straitened and
embarrassed circumstances in which the widows of the Scotch
clergy are too often found. The tenement which she occupied,
and the furniture of which she was possessed, gave her the means
of letting a part of her house; and as Lovel had been a quiet,
regular, and profitable lodger, and had qualified the necessary
intercourse which they had together with a great deal of gentleness
and courtesy, Mrs. Hadoway, not, perhaps, much used to
such kindly treatment, had become greatly attached to her lodger,
and was profuse in every sort of personal attention which circumstances
permitted her to render him. To cook a dish somewhat
better than ordinary for ``the poor young gentleman's dinner;''
to exert her interest with those who remembered her husband,
or loved her for her own sake and his, in order to procure scarce
vegetables, or something which her simplicity supposed might
tempt her lodger's appetite, was a labour in which she delighted,
although she anxiously concealed it from the person who was its
object. She did not adopt this secrecy of benevolence to avoid
the laugh of those who might suppose that an oval face and dark
eyes, with a clear brown complexion, though belonging to a woman
of five-and-forty, and enclosed within a widow's close-drawn
pinners, might possibly still aim at making conquests; for, to say
truth, such a ridiculous suspicion having never entered into her
own head, she could not anticipate its having birth in that of
any one else. But she concealed her attentions solely out of
delicacy to her guest, whose power of repaying them she doubted
as much as she believed in his inclination to do so, and in his
being likely to feel extreme pain at leaving any of her civilities
unrequited. She now opened the door to Mr. Oldbuck, and her
surprise at seeing him brought tears into her eyes, which she
could hardly restrain.
``I am glad to see you, sir---I am very glad to see you.
My poor gentleman is, I am afraid, very unwell; and oh, Mr.
Oldbuck, he'll see neither doctor, nor minister, nor writer!
And think what it would be, if, as my poor Mr. Hadoway used
to say, a man was to die without advice of the three learned
faculties!''
``Greatly better than with them,'' grumbled the cynical
Antiquary. ``I tell you, Mrs. Hadoway, the clergy live by
our sins, the medical faculty by our diseases, and the law gentry
by our misfortunes.''
``O fie, Monkbarns!---to hear the like o' that frae you!---
But yell walk up and see the poor young lad?---Hegh sirs?
sae young and weel-favoured---and day by day he has eat less
and less, and now he hardly touches onything, only just pits
a bit on the plate to make fashion--,-and his poor cheek has
turned every day thinner and paler, sae that be now really looks
as auld as me, that might be his mother---no that I might be
just that neither, but something very near it.''
``Why does he not take some exercise?'' said Oldbuck.
``I think we have persuaded him to do that, for he has
bought a horse from Gibbie Golightly, the galloping groom.
A gude judge o' horse-flesh Gibbie tauld our lass that he was---
for he offered him a beast he thought wad answer him weel
eneugh, as he was a bookish man, but Mr. Lovel wadna look at
it, and bought ane might serve the Master o' Morphie---they
keep it at the Graeme's Arms, ower the street;---and he rode
out yesterday morning and this morning before breakfast---But
winna ye walk up to his room?''
``Presently, presently. But has he no visitors?''
``O dear, Mr. Oldbuck, not ane; if he wadna receive them
when he was weel and sprightly, what chance is there of onybody
in Fairport looking in upon him now?''
``Ay, ay, very true,---I should have been surprised had it
been otherwise---Come, show me up stairs, Mrs. Hadoway, lest
I make a blunder, and go where I should not.''
The good landlady showed Mr. Oldbuck up her narrow
staircase, warning him of every turn, and lamenting all the
while that he was laid under the necessity of mounting up so
high. At length she gently tapped at the door of her guest's
parlour. ``Come in,'' said Lovel; and Mrs. Hadoway ushered
in the Laird of Monkbarns.
The little apartment was neat and clean, and decently
furnished---ornamented, too, by such relics of her youthful
arts of sempstress-ship as Mrs. Hadoway had retained; but it
was close, overheated, and, as it appeared to Oldbuck, an unwholesome
situation for a young person in delicate health,---an
observation which ripened his resolution touching a project
that had already occurred to him in Lovel's behalf. With a
writing-table before him, on which lay a quantity of books and
papers, Lovel was seated on a couch, in his night-gown and
slippers. Oldbuck was shocked at the change which had taken
place in his personal appearance. His cheek and brow had
assumed a ghastly white, except where a round bright spot of
hectic red formed a strong and painful contrast, totally different
from the general cast of hale and hardy complexion which had
formerly overspread and somewhat embrowned his countenance.
Oldbuck observed, that the dress he wore belonged to a deep
mourning suit, and a coat of the same colour hung on a chair
near to him. As the Antiquary entered, Lovel arose and came
forward to welcome him.
``This is very kind,'' he said, shaking him by the hand, and
thanking him warmly for his visit---``this is very kind, and has
anticipated a visit with which I intended to trouble you. You
must know I have become a horseman lately.''
``I understand as much from Mrs. Hadoway---I only hope,
my good young friend, you have been fortunate in a quiet
horse. I myself inadvertently bought one from the said
Gibbie Golightly, which brute ran two miles on end with me
after a pack of hounds, with which I had no more to do than
the last year's snow; and after affording infinite amusement, I
suppose, to the whole hunting field, he was so good as to deposit
me in a dry ditch---I hope yours is a more peaceful beast?''
``I hope, at least, we shall make our excursions on a better
plan of mutual understanding.''
``That is to say, you think yourself a good horseman?''
``I would not willingly,'' answered Lovel, ``confess myself a
very bad one.''
``No---all you young fellows think that would be equal to
calling yourselves tailors at once---But have you had experience?
for, crede experto, a horse in a passion is no joker.''
``Why, I should be sorry to boast myself as a great horseman;
but when I acted as aide-de-camp to Sir ------ ------ in
the cavalry action at ------, last year, I saw many better
cavaliers than myself dismounted.''
``Ah! you have looked in the face of the grisly god of arms
then?---you are acquainted with the frowns of Mars armipotent?
That experience fills up the measure of your qualifications
for the epopea! The Britons, however, you will
remember, fought in chariots---covinarii is the phrase of
Tacitus;---you recollect the fine description of their dashing
among the Roman infantry, although the historian tells us
how ill the rugged face of the ground was calculated for
equestrian combat; and truly, upon the whole, what sort of
chariots could be driven in Scotland anywhere but on turnpike
roads, has been to me always matter of amazement. And well
now---has the Muse visited you?---have you got anything to
show me?''
``My time,'' said Lovel, with a glance at his black dress,
``has been less pleasantly employed.''
``The death of a friend?'' said the Antiquary.
``Yes, Mr. Oldbuck---of almost the only friend I could ever
boast of possessing.''
``Indeed? Well, young man,'' replied his visitor, in a tone of
seriousness very different from his affected gravity, ``be comforted.
To have lost a friend by death while your mutual
regard was warm and unchilled, while the tear can drop
unembittered by any painful recollection of coldness or distrust
or treachery, is perhaps an escape from a more heavy dispensation.
Look round you---how few do you see grow old in the
affections of those with whom their early friendships were
formed! Our sources of common pleasure gradually dry up as
we journey on through the vale of Bacha, and we hew out to
ourselves other reservoirs, from which the first companions of
our pilgrimage are excluded;---jealousies, rivalries, envy, intervene
to separate others from our side, until none remain but
those who are connected with us rather by habit than predilection,
or who, allied more in blood than in disposition, only
keep the old man company in his life, that they may not be
forgotten at his death---
Haec data poena diu viventibus.
Ah, Mr. Lovel! if it be your lot to reach the chill, cloudy, and
comfortless evening of life, you will remember the sorrows of
your youth as the light shadowy clouds that intercepted for a
moment the beams of the sun when it was rising. But I cram
these words into your ears against the stomach of your sense.''
``I am sensible of your kindness,'' answered the youth; ``but
the wound that is of recent infliction must always smart severely,
and I should be little comforted under my present calamity---
forgive me for saying so---by the conviction that life had
nothing in reserve for me but a train of successive sorrows.
And permit me to add, you, Mr. Oldbuck, have least reason of
many men to take so gloomy a view of life. You have a
competent and easy fortune---are generally respected---may, in
your own phrase, vacare musis, indulge yourself in the researches
to which your taste addicts you; you may form your own
society without doors---and within you have the affectionate and
sedulous attention of the nearest relatives.''
``Why, yes---the womankind, for womankind, are, thanks to
my training, very civil and tractable---do not disturb me in my
morning studies---creep across the floor with the stealthy pace
of a cat, when it suits me to take a nap in my easy-chair after
dinner or tea. All this is very well; but I want something to
exchange ideas with---something to talk to.''
``Then why do you not invite your nephew, Captain M`Intyre,
who is mentioned by every one as a fine spirited young fellow,
to become a member of your family?''
``Who?'' exclaimed Monkbarns, ``my nephew Hector?---
the Hotspur of the North? Why, Heaven love you, I would
as soon invite a firebrand into my stackyard. He's an Almanzor,
a Chamont---has a Highland pedigree as long as his
claymore, and a claymore as long as the High Street of Fairport,
which he unsheathed upon the surgeon the last time he
was at Fairport. I expect him here one of these days; but I
will keep him at staff's end, I promise you. He an inmate of
my house! to make my very chairs and tables tremble at his
brawls. No, no---I'll none of Hector M`Intyre. But hark ye,
Lovel;---you are a quiet, gentle-tempered lad; had not you
better set up your staff at Monkbarns for a month or two,
since I conclude you do not immediately intend to leave this
country?---I will have a door opened out to the garden---it
will cost but a trifle---there is the space for an old one which
was condemned long ago---by which said door you may pass
and repass into the Green Chamber at pleasure, so you will not
interfere with the old man, nor he with you. As for your fare,
Mrs. Hadoway tells me you are, as she terms it, very moderate
of your mouth, so you will not quarrel with my humble table.
Your washing''------
``Hold, my dear Mr. Oldbuck,'' interposed Lovel, unable to
repress a smile; ``and before your hospitality settles all my
accommodations, let me thank you most sincerely for so kind
an offer---it is not at present in my power to accept of it; but
very likely, before I bid adieu to Scotland, I shall find an
opportunity to pay you a visit of some length.''
Mr. Oldbuck's countenance fell. ``Why, I thought I had hit
on the very arrangement that would suit us both,---and who
knows what might happen in the long run, and whether we
might ever part? Why, I am master of my acres, man---
there is the advantage of being descended from a man of more
sense than pride---they cannot oblige me to transmit my goods
chattels, and heritages, any way but as I please. No string of
substitute heirs of entail, as empty and unsubstantial as the
morsels of paper strung to the train of a boy's kite, to cumber
my flights of inclination, and my humours of predilection.
Well,---I see you won't be tempted at present---but Caledonia
goes on I hope?''
``O certainly,'' said Lovel; ``I cannot think of relinquishing
a plan so hopeful.''
``It is indeed,'' said the Antiquary, looking gravely upward,
---for, though shrewd and acute enough in estimating the
variety of plans formed by others, he had a very natural, though
rather disproportioned good opinion of the importance of those
which originated with himself---``it is indeed one of those
undertakings which, if achieved with spirit equal to that which
dictates its conception, may redeem from the charge of frivolity
the literature of the present generation.''
Here he was interrupted by a knock at the room door, which
introduced a letter for Mr. Lovel. The servant waited, Mrs.
Hadoway said, for an answer. ``You are concerned in this
matter, Mr. Oldbuck,'' said Lovel, after glancing over the billet,
and handing it to the Antiquary as he spoke.
It was a letter from Sir Arthur Wardour, couched in extremely
civil language, regetting that a fit of the gout had prevented
his hitherto showing Mr. Lovel the attentions to which his
conduct during a late perilous occasion had so well entitled
him---apologizing for not paying his respects in person, but
hoping Mr. Lovel would dispense with that ceremony, and be a
member of a small party which proposed to visit the ruins of
Saint Ruth's priory on the following day, and afterwards to
dine and spend the evening at Knockwinnock Castle. Sir Arthur
concluded with saying, that he had sent to request the Monkbarns
family to join the party of pleasure which he thus proposed.
The place of rendezvous was fixed at a turnpike-gate,
which was about an equal distance from all the points from
which the company were to assemble.
``What shall we do?'' said Lovel, looking at the Antiquary,
but pretty certain of the part he would take.
``Go, man---we'll go, by all means. Let me see---it will cost
a post-chaise though, which will hold you and me, and Mary
M`Intyre, very well---and the other womankind may go to the
manse---and you can come out in the chaise to Monkbarns, as
I will take it for the day.''
``Why, I rather think I had better ride.''
``True, true, I forgot your Bucephalus. You are a foolish
lad, by the by, for purchasing the brute outright; you should
stick to eighteenpence a side, if you will trust any creature's legs
in preference to your own.''
``Why, as the horse's have the advantage of moving considerably
faster, and are, besides, two pair to one, I own I
incline''------
``Enough said---enough said---do as you please. Well then,
I'll bring either Grizel or the minister, for I love to have my
full pennyworth out of post-horses---and we meet at Tirlingen
turnpike on Friday, at twelve o'clock precisely.''---And with this
ageement the friends separated.
Of seats they tell, where priests, 'mid tapers dim,
Breathed the warm prayer, or tuned the midnight hymn
To scenes like these the fainting soul retired;
Revenge and Anger in these cells expired:
By Pity soothed, Remorse lost half her fears,
And softened Pride dropped penitential tears.
Crabbe's Borough.
The morning of Friday was as serene and beautiful as if no
pleasure party had been intended; and that is a rare event,
whether in novel-writing or real life. Lovel, who felt the
genial influence of the weather, and rejoiced at the prospect of
once more meeting with Miss Wardour, trotted forward to the
place of rendezvous with better spirits than he had for some
time enjoyed. His prospects seemed in many respects to open
and brighten before him---and hope, although breaking like
the morning sun through clouds and showers, appeared now
about to illuminate the path before him. He was, as might
have been expected from this state of spirits, first at the place
of meeting,---and, as might also have been anticipated, his looks
were so intently directed towards the road from Knockwinnock
Castles that he was only apprized of the arrival of the Monkbarns
division by the gee-hupping of the postilion, as the post-chaise
lumbered up behind him. In this vehicle were pent up,
first, the stately figure of Mr. Oldbuck himself; secondly, the
scarce less portly person of the Reverend Mr. Blattergowl,
minister of Trotcosey, the parish in which Monkbarns and
Knockwinnock were both situated. The reverend gentleman
was equipped in a buzz wig, upon the top of which was an
equilateral cocked hat. This was the paragon of the three yet
remaining wigs of the parish, which differed, as Monkbarns
used to remark, like the three degrees of comparison---Sir
Arthur's ramilies being the positive, his own bob-wig the comparative,
and the overwhelming grizzle of the worthy clergyman
figuring as the superlative. The superintendent of these antique
garnitures, deeming, or affecting to deem, that he could not
well be absent on an occasion which assembled all three
together, had seated himself on the board behind the carriage,
``just to be in the way in case they wanted a touch before the
gentlemen sat down to dinner.'' Between the two massive figures
of Monkbarns and the clergyman was stuck, by way of bodkin,
the slim form of Mary M`Intyre, her aunt having preferred a
visit to the manse, and a social chat with Miss Beckie Blattergowl,
to investigating the ruins of the priory of Saint Ruth.
As greetings passed between the members of the Monkbarns
party and Mr. Lovel, the Baronet's carriage, an open barouche,
swept onward to the place of appointment, making, with its
smoking bays, smart drivers, arms, blazoned panels, and a brace
of outriders, a strong contrast with the battered vehicle and
broken-winded backs which had brought thither the Antiquary
and his followers. The principal seat of the carriage was occupied
by Sir Arthur and his daughter. At the first glance which
passed betwixt Miss Wardour and Lovel, her colour rose considerably;
---but she had apparently made up her mind to
receive him as a friend, and only as such, and there was equal
composure and courtesy in the mode of her reply to his fluttered
salutation. Sir Arthur halted the barouche to shake his preserver
kindly by the hand, and intimate the pleasure he had on
this opportunity of returning him his personal thanks; then
mentioned to him, in a tone of slight introduction, ``Mr.
Dousterswivel, Mr. Lovel.''
Lovel took the necessary notice of the German adept, who
occupied the front seat of the carriage, which is usually conferred
upon dependants or inferiors. The ready grin and supple
inclination with which his salutation, though slight, was
answered by the foreigner, increased the internal dislike which
Lovel had already conceived towards him; and it was plain,
from the lower of the Antiquary's shaggy eye-brow, that he too
looked with displeasure on this addition to the company. Little
more than distant greeting passed among the members of the
party, until, having rolled on for about three miles beyond the
place at which they met, the carriages at length stopped at the
sign of the Four Horse-shoes, a small hedge inn, where Caxon
humbly opened the door, and let down the step of the hack-chaise,
while the inmates of the barouche were, by their more
courtly attendants, assisted to leave their equipage.
Here renewed greetings passed: the young ladies shook
hands; and Oldbuck, completely in his element, placed himself
as guide and cicerone at the head of the party, who were now
to advance on foot towards the object of their curiosity. He
took care to detain Lovel close beside him as the best listener
of the party, and occasionally glanced a word of explanation
and instruction to Miss Wardour and Mary M`Intyre, who
followed next in order. The Baronet and the clergyman he
rather avoided, as he was aware both of them conceived they
understood such matters as well, or better than he did; and
Dousterswivel, besides that he looked on him as a charlatan,
was so nearly connected with his apprehended loss in the stock
of the mining company, that he could not abide the sight of
him. These two latter satellites, therefore, attended upon the
orb of Sir Arthur, to whom, moreover, as the most important
person of the society, they were naturally induced to attach
themselves.
It frequently happens that the most beautiful points of Scottish
scenery lie hidden in some sequestered dell, and that you
may travel through the country in every direction without
being aware of your vicinity to what is well worth seeing, unless
intention or accident carry you to the very spot. This is
particularly the case in the country around Fairport, which is,
generally speaking, open, unenclosed, and bare. But here and
there the progress of rills, or small rivers, has formed dells,
glens, or as they are provincially termed, dens, on whose high
and rocky banks trees and shrubs of all kinds find a shelter,
and grow with a luxuriant profusion, which is the more gratifying,
as it forms an unexpected contrast with the general face
of the country. This was eminently the case with the approach
to the ruins of Saint Ruth, which was for some time merely a
sheep-track, along the side of a steep and bare hill. By degrees,
however, as this path descended, and winded round the hillside,
trees began to appear, at first singly, stunted, and blighted,
with locks of wool upon their trunks, and their roots hollowed
out into recesses, in which the sheep love to repose themselves---
a sight much more gratifying to the eye of an admirer of the
picturesque than to that of a planter or forester. By and by
the trees formed groups, fringed on the edges, and filled up in
the middle, by thorns and hazel bushes; and at length these
groups closed so much together, that although a broad glade
opened here and there under their boughs, or a small patch of
bog or heath occurred which had refused nourishment to the
seed which they sprinkled round, and consequently remained
open and waste, the scene might on the whole be termed
decidedly woodland. The sides of the valley began to approach
each other more closely; the rush of a brook was heard below,
and between the intervals afforded by openings in the natural
wood, its waters were seen hurling clear and rapid under their
silvan canopy.
Oldbuck now took upon himself the full authority of cicerone,
and anxiously directed the company not to go a foot-breadth
off the track which he pointed out to them, if they wished to
enjoy in full perfection what they came to see. ``You are
happy in me for a guide, Miss Wardour,'' exclaimed the veteran,
waving his hand and head in cadence as he repeated with
emphasis,
I know each lane, and every alley green,
Dingle, or bushy dell, of this wild wood,
And every bosky bower from side to side.*
* (Milton's Comus.)
Ah! deuce take it!---that spray of a bramble has demolished
all Caxon's labours, and nearly canted my wig into the stream
---so much for recitations, hors de propos.''
``Never mind, my dear sir,'' said Miss Wardour; ``you have
your faithful attendant ready to repair such a disaster when it
happens, and when you appear with it as restored to its original
splendour, I will carry on the quotation:
So sinks the day-star in the ocean bed,
And yet anon repairs his drooping head,
And tricks his beams, and with new-spangled ore
Flames on the forehead''------*
* (Lycidas.)
``O! enough, enough!'' answered Oldbuck; ``I ought to
have known what it was to give you advantage over me---But
here is what will stop your career of satire, for you are an
admirer of nature, I know.'' In fact, when they had followed
him through a breach in a low, ancient, and ruinous wall, they
came suddenly upon a scene equally unexpected and interesting.
They stood pretty high upon the side of the glen, which had
suddenly opened into a sort of amphitheatre to give room for a
pure and profound lake of a few acres extent, and a space of
level ground around it. The banks then arose everywhere
steeply, and in some places were varied by rocks---in others
covered with the copse, which run up, feathering their sides
lightly and irregularly, and breaking the uniformity of the
green pasture-ground.---Beneath, the lake discharged itself into
the huddling and tumultuous brook, which had been their companion
since they had entered the glen. At the point at which
it issued from ``its parent lake,'' stood the ruins which they had
come to visit. They were not of great extent; but the singular
beauty, as well as the wild and sequestered character of the
spot on which they were situated, gave them an interest and
importance superior to that which attaches itself to architectural
remains of greater consequence, but placed near to ordinary
houses, and possessing less romantic accompaniments. The
eastern window of the church remained entire, with all its
ornaments and tracery work; and the sides, upheld by flying
buttresses whose airy support, detached from the wall against
which they were placed, and ornamented with pinnacles and
carved work, gave a variety and lightness to the building. The
roof and western end of the church were completely ruinous; but
the latter appeared to have made one side of a square, of which
the ruins of the conventual buildings formed other two, and
the gardens a fourth. The side of these buildings which
overhung the brook, was partly founded on a steep and precipitous
rock; for the place had been occasionally turned to
military purposes, and had been taken with great slaughter
during Montrose's wars. The ground formerly occupied by
the garden was still marked by a few orchard trees. At a
greater distance from the buildings were detached oaks and
elms and chestnuts, growing singly, which had attained great
size. The rest of the space between the ruins and the hill
was a close-cropt sward, which the daily pasture of the sheep
kept in much finer order than if it had been subjected to the
scythe and broom. The whole scene had a repose, which was
still and affecting without being monotonous. The dark, deep
basin, in which the clear blue lake reposed, reflecting the water
lilies which grew on its surface, and the trees which here and
there threw their arms from the banks, was finely contrasted
with the haste and tumult of the brook which broke away from
the outlet, as if escaping from confinement and hurried down
the glen, wheeling around the base of the rock on which the
ruins were situated, and brawling in foam and fury with every
shelve and stone which obstructed its passage. A similar
contrast was seen between the level green meadow, in which
the ruins were situated, and the large timber-trees which were
scattered over it, compared with the precipitous banks which
arose at a short distance around, partly fringed with light and
feathery underwood, partly rising in steeps clothed with purple
heath, and partly more abruptly elevated into fronts of grey
rock, chequered with lichen, and with those hardy plants which
find root even in the most and crevices of the crags.
``There was the retreat of learning in the days of darkness,
Mr. Lovel!'' said Oldbuck,---around whom the company had
now grouped themselves while they admired the unexpected
opening of a prospect so romantic;---``there reposed the sages
who were aweary of the world, and devoted either to that which
was to come, or to the service of the generations who should
follow them in this. I will show you presently the library;---
see that stretch of wall with square-shafted windows---there it
existed, stored, as an old manuscript in my possession assures
me, with five thousand volumes. And here I might well take
up the lamentation of the learned Leland, who, regretting the
downfall of the conventual libraries, exclaims, like Rachel
weeping for her children, that if the Papal laws, decrees, decretals,
clementines, and other such drugs of the devil---yea, if
Heytesburg's sophisms, Porphyry's universals, Aristotle's logic,
and Dunse's divinity, with such other lousy legerdemains
(begging your pardon, Miss Wardour) and fruits of the bottomless
pit,---had leaped out of our libraries, for the accommodation
of grocers, candlemakers, soapsellers, and other worldly occupiers,
we might have been therewith contented. But to put our
ancient chronicles, our noble histories, our learned commentaries,
and national muniments, to such offices of contempt and subjection,
has greatly degraded our nation, and showed ourselves
dishonoured in the eyes of posterity to the utmost stretch of
time---O negligence most unfriendly to our land!''
``And, O John Knox'' said the Baronet, ``through whose
influence, and under whose auspices, the patriotic task was
accomplished!''
The Antiquary, somewhat in the situation of a woodcock
caught in his own springe, turned short round and coughed, to
excuse a slight blush as he mustered his answer---``as to the
Apostle of the Scottish Reformation''------
But Miss Wardour broke in to interrupt a conversation so
dangerous. ``Pray, who was the author you quoted, Mr.
Oldbuck?''
``The learned Leland, Miss Wardour, who lost his senses
on witnessing the destruction of the conventual libraries in
England.''
``Now, I think,'' replied the young lady, ``his misfortune
may have saved the rationality of some modern antiquaries,
which would certainly have been drowned if so vast a lake of
learning had not been diminished by draining.''
``Well, thank Heaven, there is no danger now---they have
hardly left us a spoonful in which to perform the dire feat.''
So saying, Mr. Oldbuck led the way down the bank, by a
steep but secure path, which soon placed them on the verdant
meadow where the ruins stood. ``There they lived,'' continued
the Antiquary, ``with nought to do but to spend their time in
investigating points of remote antiquity, transcribing manuscripts,
and composing new works for the information of
posterity.''
``And,'' added the Baronet, ``in exercising the rites of
devotion with a pomp and ceremonial worthy of the office of
the priesthood.''
``And if Sir Arthur's excellence will permit,'' said the
German, with a low bow, ``the monksh might also make de
vary curious experiment in deir laboraties, both in chemistry
and magia naturalis.''
``I think,'' said the clergyman, ``they would have enough to
do in collecting the teinds of the parsonage and vicarage of three
good parishes.''
``And all,'' added Miss Wardour, nodding to the Antiquary,
``without interruption from womankind. ''
``True, my fair foe,'' said Oldbuck; ``this was a paradise
where no Eve was admitted, and we may wonder the rather by
what chance the good fathers came to lose it.''
With such criticisms on the occupations of those by whom
the ruins had been formerly possessed, they wandered for some
time from one moss-grown shrine to another, under the guidance
of Oldbuck, who explained, with much plausibility, the ground-plan
of the edifice, and read and expounded to the company
the various mouldering inscriptions which yet were to be traced
upon the tombs of the dead, or under the vacant niches of the
sainted images.
``What is the reason,'' at length Miss Wardour asked the
Antiquary, ``why tradition has preserved to us such meagre
accounts of the inmates of these stately edifices, raised with such
expense of labour and taste, and whose owners were in their
times personages of such awful power and importance? The
meanest tower of a freebooting baron or squire who lived by his
lance and broadsword, is consecrated by its appropriate legend,
and the shepherd will tell you with accuracy the names and
feats of its inhabitants;---but ask a countryman concerning
these beautiful and extensive remains---these towers, these
arches, and buttresses, and shafted windows, reared at such
cost,---three words fill up his answer---`they were made up by
the monks lang syne.' ''
The question was somewhat puzzling. Sir Arthur looked
upward, as if hoping to be inspired with an answer---Oldbuck
shoved back his wig---the clergyman was of opinion that his
parishioners were too deeply impressed with the true presbyterian
doctrine to preserve any records concerning the papistical
cumberers of the land, offshoots as they were of the great overshadowing
tree of iniquity, whose roots are in the bowels of
the seven hills of abomination---Lovel thought the question was
best resolved by considering what are the events which leave
the deepest impression on the minds of the common people---
``These,'' he contended, ``were not such as resemble the gradual
progress of a fertilizing river, but the headlong and precipitous
fury of some portentous flood. The eras by which the vulgar
compute time, have always reference to some period of fear
and tribulation, and they date by a tempest, an earthquake,
or burst of civil commotion. When such are the facts most
alive, in the memory of the common people, we cannot wonder,''
he concluded, ``that the ferocious warrior is remembered,
and the peaceful abbots are abandoned to forgetfulness and
oblivion.''
``If you pleashe, gentlemans and ladies, and ashking pardon
of Sir Arthur and Miss Wardour, and this worthy clergymansh,
and my goot friend Mr. Oldenbuck, who is my countrymansh,
and of goot young Mr. Lofel also, I think it is all owing to de
hand of glory.''
``The hand of what?'' exclaimed Oldbuck.
``De hand of glory, my goot Master Oldenbuck, which is
a vary great and terrible secrets---which de monksh used to
conceal their treasures when they were triven from their cloisters
by what you call de Reform.''
``Ay, indeed! tell us about that,'' said Oldbuck, ``for these
are secrets worth knowing.''
``Why, my goot Master Oldenbuck, you will only laugh at
me---But de hand of glory is vary well known in de countries
where your worthy progenitors did live---and it is hand cut off
from a dead man, as has been hanged for murther, and dried
very nice in de shmoke of juniper wood; and if you put a little
of what you call yew wid your juniper, it will not be any better
---that is, it will not be no worse---then you do take something
of de fatsh of de bear, and of de badger, and of de great eber,
as you call de grand boar, and of de little sucking child as has
not been christened (for dat is very essentials), and you do
make a candle, and put it into de hand of glory at de proper
hour and minute, with de proper ceremonish, and he who seeksh
for treasuresh shall never find none at all,''
``I dare take my corporal oath of that conclusion,'' said the
Antiquary. ``And was it the custom, Mr. Dousterswivel, in
Westphalia, to make use of this elegant candelabrum?''
``Alwaysh, Mr. Oldenbuck, when you did not want nobody
to talk of nothing you wash doing about---And the monksh
alwaysh did this when they did hide their church-plates, and
their great chalices, and de rings, wid very preshious shtones
and jewels.''
``But, notwithstanding, you knights of the Rosy Cross have
means, no doubt, of breaking the spell, and discovering what
the poor monks have put themselves to so much trouble to
conceal?''
``Ah! goot Mr. Oldenbuck,'' replied the adept, shaking his
head mysteriously, ``you was very hard to believe; but if you
had seen de great huge pieces of de plate so massive, Sir Arthur,
---so fine fashion, Miss Wardour---and de silver cross dat we
did find (dat was Schroepfer and my ownself) for de Herr Freygraf,
as you call de Baron Von Blunderhaus, I do believe you
would have believed then.''
``Seeing is believing indeed. But what was your art---what
was your mystery, Mr. Dousterswivel?''
``Aha, Mr. Oldenbuck! dat is my little secret, mine goot sir
---you sall forgife me that I not tell that. But I will tell you
dere are various ways---yes, indeed, dere is de dream dat you
dream tree times---dat is a vary goot way.''
``I am glad of that,'' said Oldbuck; ``I have a friend'' (with
a side-glance to Lovel) ``who is peculiarly favoured by the visits
of Queen Mab.''
``Den dere is de sympathies, and de antipathies, and de
strange properties and virtues natural of divers herb, and of de
little divining-rod.''
``I would gladly rather see some of these wonders than hear
of them,'' said Miss Wardour.
``Ah, but, my much-honoured young lady, this is not de time
or de way to do de great wonder of finding all de church's plate
and treasure; but to oblige you, and Sir Arthur my patron, and
de reverend clergymans, and goot Mr. Oldenbuck, and young
Mr. Lofel, who is a very goot young gentleman also, I will
show you dat it is possible, a vary possible, to discover de spring,
of water, and de little fountain hidden in de ground, without
any mattock, or spade, or dig at all.''
``Umph!'' quoth the Antiquary, ``I have heard of that conundrum.
That will be no very productive art in our country;
---you should carry that property to Spain or Portugal, and turn
it to good account.''
``Ah! my goot Master Oldenbuck, dere is de Inquisition and
de Auto-da-fe'---they would burn me, who am but a simple philosopher,
for one great conjurer.''
``They would cast away their coals then,'' said Oldbuck;
``but,'' continued he, in a whisper to Lovel, ``were they to pillory
him for one of the most impudent rascals that ever wagged a
tongue, they would square the punishment more accurately with
his deserts. But let us see: I think he is about to show us
some of his legerdemain.''
In truth, the German was now got to a little copse-thicket at
some distance from the ruins, where he affected busily to search
for such a wand as would suit the purpose of his mystery: and
after cutting and examining, and rejecting several, he at length
provided himself with a small twig of hazel terminating in a
forked end, which he pronounced to possess the virtue proper
for the experiment that he was about to exhibit. Holding the
forked ends of the wand, each between a finger and thumb, and
thus keeping the rod upright, he proceeded to pace the ruined
aisles and cloisters, followed by the rest of the company in
admiring procession. ``I believe dere was no waters here,'' said
the adept, when he had made the round of several of the buildings,
without perceiving any of those indications which he
pretended to expect---``I believe those Scotch monksh did find
de water too cool for de climate, and alwaysh drank de goot
comfortable, Rhinewine. But, aha!---see there!'' Accordingly,
the assistants observed the rod to turn in his fingers, although
he pretended to hold it very tight.---``Dere is water here about,
sure enough,'' and, turning this way and that way, as the
agitation of the divining-rod seemed to increase or diminish, he
at length advanced into the midst of a vacant and roofless
enclosure which had been the kitchen of the priory, when the
rod twisted itself so as to point almost straight downwards.
``Here is de place,'' said the adept, ``and if you do not find de
water here, I will give you all leave to call me an impudent
knave.''
``I shall take that license,'' whispered the Antiquary to Lovel,
``whether the water is discovered or no.''
A servant, who had come up with a basket of cold refreshments,
was now despatched to a neighbouring forester's hut for
a mattock and pick-axe. The loose stones and rubbish being
removed from the spot indicated by the German, they soon came
to the sides of a regularly-built well; and when a few feet of
rubbish were cleared out by the assistance of the forester and
his sons, the water began to rise rapidly, to the delight of the
philosopher, the astonishment of the ladies, Mr. Blattergowl,
and Sir Arthur, the surprise of Lovel, and the confusion of the
incredulous Antiquary. He did not fail, however, to enter his
protest in Lovers ear against the miracle. ``This is a mere trick,''
he said; ``the rascal had made himself sure of the existence of
this old well, by some means or other, before he played off this
mystical piece of jugglery. Mark what he talks of next. I am
much mistaken if this is not intended as a prelude to some more
serious fraud. See how the rascal assumes consequence, and
plumes himself upon the credit of his success, and how poor Sir
Arthur takes in the tide of nonsense which he is delivering to
him as principles of occult science!''
``You do see, my goot patron, you do see, my goot ladies,
you do see, worthy Dr. Bladderhowl, and even Mr. Lofel and
Mr. Oldenbuck may see, if they do will to see, how art has no
enemy at all but ignorance. Look at this little slip of hazel
nuts---it is fit for nothing at all but to whip de little child''---
(``I would choose a cat and nine tails for your occasions,''
whispered Oldbuck apart)---``and you put it in the hands of a
philosopher---paf! it makes de grand discovery. But this is
nothing, Sir Arthur,---nothing at all, worthy Dr. Botherhowl---
nothing at all, ladies---nothing at all, young Mr. Lofel and goot
Mr. Oldenbuck, to what art can do. Ah! if dere was any man
that had de spirit and de courage, I would show him better
things than de well of water---I would show him''------
``And a little money would be necessary also, would it not?''
said the Antiquary.
``Bah! one trifle, not worth talking about, maight be necessaries,''
answered the adept.
``I thought as much,'' rejoined the Antiquary, drily; ``and
I, in the meanwhile, without any divining-rod, will show you
an excellent venison pasty, and a bottle of London particular
Madeira, and I think that will match all that Mr. Dousterswivel's
art is like to exhibit.''
The feast was spread fronde super viridi, as Oldbuck expressed
himself, under a huge old tree called the Prior's Oak, and the
company, sitting down around it, did ample honour to the,
contents of the basket.
As when a Gryphon through the wilderness,
With winged course, o'er hill and moory dale,
Pursues the Arimaspian, who by stealth
Had from his wakeful custody purloined
The guarded gold: So eagerly the Fiend------
Paradise Lost.
When their collation was ended, Sir Arthur resumed the
account of the mysteries of the divining-rod, as a subject on
which he had formerly conversed with Dousterswivel. ``My
friend Mr. Oldbuck will now be prepared, Mr. Dousterswivel,
to listen with more respect to the stories you have told us of
the late discoveries in Germany by the brethren of your
association.''
``Ah, Sir Arthur, that was not a thing to speak to those
gentlemans, because it is want of credulity---what you call faith
---that spoils the great enterprise.''
``At least, however, let my daughter read the narrative she
has taken down of the story of Martin Waldeck.''
``Ah! that was vary true story---but Miss Wardour, she is
so sly and so witty, that she has made it just like one romance
---as well as Goethe or Wieland could have done it, by mine
honest wort.''
``To say the truth, Mr. Dousterswivel,'' answered Miss
Wardour, ``the romantic predominated in the legend so much
above the probable, that it was impossible for a lover of fairyland
like me to avoid lending a few touches to make it perfect
in its kind. But here it is, and if you do not incline to leave
this shade till the heat of the day has somewhat declined, and
will have sympathy with my bad composition, perhaps Sir
Arthur or Mr. Oldbuck will read it to us.''
``Not I,'' said Sir Arthur; ``I was never fond of reading
aloud. ''
``Nor I,'' said Oldbuck, ``for I have forgot my spectacles.
But here is Lovel, with sharp eyes and a good voice; for Mr.
Blattergowl, I know, never reads anything, lest he should be
suspected of reading his sermons.''
The task was therefore imposed upon Lovel, who received,
with some trepidation, as Miss Wardour delivered, with a little
embarrassment, a paper containing the lines traced by that fair
hand, the possession of which he coveted as the highest blessing
the earth could offer to him. But there was a necessity of
suppressing his emotions; and after glancing over the manuscript,
as if to become acquainted with the character, he collected
himself, and read the company the following tale:---
[=The Fortunes of Martin Waldeck.=]
The solitudes of the Harz forest in Germany,* but especially
* The outline of this story is taken from the German, though the Author
* is at present unable to say in which of the various collections of the popular
* legends in that language the original is to be found.
the mountains called Blocksberg, or rather Brockenberg, are the
chosen scenes for tales of witches, demons, and apparitions.
The occupation of the inhabitants, who are either miners or
foresters, is of a kind that renders them peculiarly prone to
superstition, and the natural phenomena which they witness in
pursuit of their solitary or subterraneous profession, are often
set down by them to the interference of goblins or the power of
magic. Among the various legends current in that wild
country, there is a favourite one, which supposes the Harz to
be haunted by a sort of tutelar demon, in the shape of a wild
man, of huge stature, his head wreathed with oak leaves, and
his middle cinctured with the same, bearing in his hand a pine
torn up by the roots. It is certain that many persons profess
to have seen such a form traversing, with huge strides, in a
line parallel to their own course, the opposite ridge of a
mountain, when divided from it by a narrow glen; and indeed
the fact of the apparition is so generally admitted, that modern
scepticism has only found refuge by ascribing it to optical
deception.*
* The shadow of the person who sees the phantom, being reflected upon
* a cloud of mist, like the image of the magic lantern upon a white sheet, is
* supposed to have formed the apparition.
In elder times, the intercourse of the demon with the inhabitants
was more familiar, and, according to the traditions of the
Harz, he was wont, with the caprice usually ascribed to these
earth-born powers, to interfere with the affairs of mortals,
sometimes for their weal, sometimes for their wo. But it was
observed that even his gifts often turned out, in the long run,
fatal to those on whom they were bestowed, and it was no
uncommon thing for the pastors, in their care of their flocks,
to compose long sermons, the burden whereof was a warning
against having any intercourse, direct or indirect, with the Harz
demon. The fortunes of Martin Waldeck have been often
quoted by the aged to their giddy children, when they were
heard to scoff at a danger which appeared visionary.
A travelling capuchin had possessed himself of the pulpit of
the thatched church at a little hamlet called Morgenbrodt, lying
in the Harz district, from which he declaimed against the wickedness
of the inhabitants, their communication with fiends, witches,
and fairies, and, in particular, with the woodland goblin of the
Harz. The doctrines of Luther had already begun to spread
among the peasantry (for the incident is placed under the reign
of Charles V.), and they laughed to scorn the zeal with which
the venerable man insisted upon his topic. At length, as his
vehemence increased with opposition, so their opposition rose in
proportion to his vehemence. The inhabitants did not like to
hear an accustomed quiet demon, who had inhabited the
Brockenberg for so many ages, summarily confounded with
Baal-peor, Ashtaroth, and Beelzebub himself, and condemned
without reprieve to the bottomless Tophet. The apprehensions
that the spirit might avenge himself on them for listening to
such an illiberal sentence, added to their national interest in his
behalf. A travelling friar, they said, that is here to-day and
away to-morrow, may say what be pleases: but it is we, the
ancient and constant inhabitants of the country, that are left at
the mercy of the insulted demon, and must, of course, pay for
all. Under the irritation occasioned by these reflections, the
peasants from injurious language betook themselves to stones,
and having pebbled the priest pretty handsomely, they drove
him out of the parish to preach against demons elsewhere.
Three young men, who had been present and assisting on
this occasion were upon their return to the hut where they
carried on the laborious and mean occupation of preparing
charcoal for the smelting furnaces. On the way, their conversation
naturally turned upon the demon of the Harz and the
doctrine of the capuchin. Max and George Waldeck, the two
elder brothers, although they allowed the language of the
capuchin to have been indiscreet and worthy of censure, as presuming
to determine upon the precise character and abode of
the spirit, yet contended it was dangerous, in the highest degree,
to accept of his gifts, or hold any communication with him,
He was powerful, they allowed, but wayward and capricious,
and those who had intercourse with him seldom came to a good
end. Did he not give the brave knight, Ecbert of Rabenwald,
that famous black steed, by means of which he vanquished all
the champions at the great tournament at Bremen? and did
not the same steed afterwards precipitate itself with its rider
into an abyss so steep and fearful, that neither horse nor man
were ever seen more? Had he not given to Dame Gertrude
Trodden a curious spell for making butter come? and was she
not burnt for a witch by the grand criminal judge of the Electorate,
because she availed herself of his gift? But these, and
many other instances which they quoted, of mischance and ill-luck
ultimately attending on the apparent benefits conferred by
the Harz spirit, failed to make any impression upon Martin
Waldeck, the youngest of the brothers.
Martin was youthful, rash, and impetuous; excelling in all
the exercises which distinguish a mountaineer, and brave and
undaunted from his familiar intercourse with the dangers that
attend them. He laughed at the timidity of his brothers.
``Tell me not of such folly,'' he said; ``the demon is a good
demon---he lives among us as if he were a peasant like ourselves
---haunts the lonely crags and recesses of the mountains like a
huntsman or goatherd---and he who loves the Harz forest and
its wild scenes cannot be indifferent to the fate of the hardy
children of the soil. But, if the demon were as malicious as
you would make him, how should he derive power over mortals,
who barely avail themselves of his gifts, without binding themselves
to submit to his pleasure? When you carry your charcoal
to the furnace, is not the money as good that is paid you by
blaspheming Blaize, the old reprobate overseer, as if you got it
from the pastor himself? It is not the goblins gifts which can
endanger you, then, but it is the use you shall make of them
that you must account for. And were the demon to appear to
me at this moment, and indicate to me a gold or silver mine, I
would begin to dig away even before his back were turned,---
and I would consider myself as under protection of a much
Greater than he, while I made a good use of the wealth he
pointed out to me.''
To this the elder brother replied, that wealth ill won was
seldom well spent; while Martin presumptuously declared, that
the possession of all the treasures of the Harz would not make
the slightest alteration on his habits, morals, or character.
His brother entreated Martin to talk less wildly upon the
subject, and with some difficulty contrived to withdraw his
attention, by calling it to the consideration of the approaching
boar-chase. This talk brought them to their hut, a wretched
wigwam, situated upon one side of a wild, narrow, and romantic
dell, in the recesses of the Brockenberg. They released their
sister from attending upon the operation of charring the wood,
which requires constant attention, and divided among themselves
the duty of watching it by night, according to their custom, one
always waking, while his brothers slept.
Max Waldeck, the eldest, watched during the first two hours
of the night, and was considerably alarmed by observing, upon
the opposite bank of the glen, or valley, a huge fire surrounded
by some figures that appeared to wheel around it with antic
gestures. Max at first bethought him of calling up his brothers;
but recollecting the daring character of the youngest, and finding
it impossible to wake the elder without also disturbing Martin
---conceiving also what he saw to be an illusion of the demon,
sent perhaps in consequence of the venturous expressions used
by Martin on the preceding evening, he thought it best to
betake himself to the safeguard of such prayers as he could
murmur over, and to watch in great terror and annoyance this
strange and alarming apparition. After blazing for some time,
the fire faded gradually away into darkness, and the rest of
Max's watch was only disturbed by the remembrance of its
terrors.
George now occupied the place of Max, who had retired to
rest. The phenomenon of a huge blazing fire, upon the opposite
bank of the glen, again presented itself to the eye of the
watchman. It was surrounded as before by figures, which, distinguished
by their opaque forms, being between the spectator
and the red glaring light, moved and fluctuated around it as if
engaged in some mystical ceremony. George, though equally
cautious, was of a bolder character than his elder brother. He
resolved to examine more nearly the object of his wonder; and,
accordingly. after crossing the rivulet which divided the glen,
he climbed up the opposite bank, and approached within an
arrow's flight of the fire, which blazed apparently with the same
fury as when he first witnessed it.
The appearance, of the assistants who surrounded it resembled
those phantoms which are seen in a troubled dream, and at
once confirmed the idea he had entertained from the first, that
they did not belong to the human world. Amongst these strange
unearthly forms, George Waldeck distinguished that of a giant
overgrown with hair, holding an uprooted fir in his hand, with
which, from time to time, he seemed to stir the blazing fire, and
having no other clothing than a wreath of oak leaves around
his forehead and loins. George's heart sunk within him at
recognising the well-known apparition of the Harz demon, as
he had been often described to him by the ancient shepherds
and huntsmen who had seen his form traversing the mountains.
He turned, and was about to fly; but upon second thoughts,
blaming his own cowardice, he recited mentally the verse of the
Psalmist, ``All good angels, praise the Lord!'' which is in that
country supposed powerful as an exorcism, and turned himself
once more towards the place where he had seen the fire. But
it was no longer visible.
The pale moon alone enlightened the side of the valley; and
when George, with trembling steps, a moist brow, and hair
bristling upright under his collier's cap, came to the spot on
which the fire had been so lately visible, marked as it was by a
scathed oak-tree, there appeared not on the heath the slightest
vestiges of what he had seen. The moss and wild flowers were
unscorched, and the branches of the oak-tree, which had so
lately appeared enveloped in wreaths of flame and smoke, were
moist with the dews of midnight.
George returned to his hut with trembling steps, and, arguing
like his elder brother, resolved to say nothing of what he had
seen, lest he should awake in Martin that daring curiosity which
he almost deemed to be allied with impiety.
It was now Martin's turn to watch. The household cock
had given his first summons, and the night was well-nigh spent.
Upon examining the state of the furnace in which the wood
was deposited in order to its being coked or charred, he was
surprised to find that the fire had not been sufficiently maintained;
for in his excursion and its consequences, George had
forgot the principal object of his watch. Martin's first thought
was to call up the slumberers; but observing that both his
brothers slept unwontedly deep and heavily, he respected their
repose, and set himself to supply the furnace with fuel without
requiring their aid. What he heaped upon it was apparently
damp and unfit for the purpose, for the fire seemed rather to
decay than revive. Martin next went to collect some boughs
from a stack which had been carefully cut and dried for this
purpose; but, when he returned, he found the fire totally extinguished.
This was a serious evil, and threatened them with loss
of their trade for more than one day. The vexed and mortified
watchman set about to strike a light in order to rekindle the fire
but the tinder was moist, and his labour proved in this respect
also ineffectual. He was now about to call up his brothers,
for circumstances seemed to be pressing, when flashes of light
glimmered not only through the window, but through every
crevice of the rudely built hut, and summoned him to behold
the same apparition which had before alarmed the successive
watches of his brethren. His first idea was, that the Muhllerhaussers,
their rivals in trade, and with whom they had had
many quarrels, might have encroached upon their bounds for
the purpose of pirating their wood; and he resolved to awake
his brothers, and be revenged on them for their audacity. But
a short reflection and observation on the gestures and manner
of those who seemed to ``work in the fire,'' induced him to
dismiss this belief, and although rather sceptical in such
matters, to conclude that what he saw was a supernatural
phenomenon. ``But be they men or fiends,'' said the undaunted
forester, ``that busy themselves yonder with such fantastical
rites and gestures, I will go and demand a light to rekindle our
furnace.'' He, relinquished at the same time the idea of awaking
his brethren. There was a belief that such adventures as
he was about to undertake were accessible only to one person
at a time; he feared also that his brothers, in their scrupulous
timidity, might interfere to prevent his pursuing the investigation
he had resolved to commence; and, therefore, snatching
his boar-spear from the wall, the undaunted Martin Waldeck
set forth on the adventure alone.
With the same success as his brother George, but with
courage far superior, Martin crossed the brook, ascended the
hill, and approached so near the ghostly assembly, that he
could recognise, in the presiding figure, the attributes of the
Harz demon. A cold shuddering assailed him for the first
time in his life; but the recollection that he had at a distance
dared and even courted the intercourse which was now about
to take place, confirmed his staggering courage; and pride
supplying what he wanted in resolution, he advanced with
tolerable firmness towards the fire, the figures which surrounded
it appearing still more wild, fantastical, and supernatural, the
more near he approached to the assembly. He was received
with a loud shout of discordant and unnatural laughter, which,
to his stunned ears, seemed more alarming than a combination
of the most dismal and melancholy sounds that could be
imagined. ``Who art thou?'' said the giant, compressing his
savage and exaggerated features into a sort of forced gravity,
while they were occasionally agitated by the convulsion of the
laughter which he seemed to suppress.
``Martin Waldeck, the forester,'' answered the hardy youth;
---``and who are you?''
``The King of the Waste and of the Mine,'' answered the
spectre;---``and why hast thou dared to encroach on my
mysteries?''
``I came in search of light to rekindle my fire,'' answered
Martin, hardily, and then resolutely asked in his turn, ``What
mysteries are those that you celebrate here?''
``We celebrate,'' answered the complaisant demon, ``the
wedding of Hermes with the Black Dragon---But take thy fire
that thou camest to seek, and begone! no mortal may look upon
us and live.''
The peasant struck his spear-point into a large piece of
blazing wood, which he heaved up with some difficulty, and
then turned round to regain his hut, the, shouts of laughter
being renewed behind him with treble violence, and ringing far
down the narrow valley. When Martin returned to the hut,
his first care, however much astonished with what he had seen,
was to dispose the kindled coal among the fuel so as might best
light the fire of his furnace; but after many efforts, and all
exertions of bellows and fire-prong, the coal he had brought
from the demon's fire became totally extinct without kindling
any of the others. He turned about, and observed the fire still
blazing on the hill, although those who had been busied around
it had disappeared. As he conceived the spectre had been
jesting with him, he gave way to the natural hardihood of his
temper, and, determining to see the adventure to an end,
resumed the road to the fire, from which, unopposed by the
demon, he brought off in the same manner a blazing piece of
charcoal, but still without being able to succeed in lighting his
fire. Impunity having increased his rashness, he resolved upon
a third experiment, and was as successful as before in reaching
the fire; but when he had again appropriated a piece of burning
coal, and had turned to depart, he heard the harsh and supernatural
voice which had before accosted him, pronounce these
words, ``Dare not return hither a fourth time!''
The attempt to kindle the fire with this last coal having proved
as ineffectual as on the former occasions, Martin relinquished
the hopeless attempt, and flung himself on his bed of leaves,
resolving to delay till the next morning the communication of his
supernatural adventure to his brothers. He was awakened
from a heavy sleep into which he had sunk, from fatigue of
body and agitation of mind, by loud exclamations of surprise
and joy. His brothers, astonished at finding the fire extinguished
when they awoke, had proceeded to arrange the fuel in
order to renew it, when they found in the ashes three huge
metallic masses, which their skill (for most of the peasants in
the Harz are practical mineralogists) immediately ascertained
to be pure gold.
It was some damp upon their joyful congratulations when
they learned from Martin the mode in which he had obtained
this treasure, to which their own experience of the nocturnal
vision induced them to give full credit. But they were unable
to resist the temptation of sharing in their brother's wealth.
Taking now upon him as head of the house, Martin Waldeck
bought lands and forests, built a castle, obtained a
patent of nobility, and, greatly to the indignation of the
ancient aristocracy of the neighbourhood, was invested with all
the privileges of a man of family. His courage in public war,
as well as in private feuds, together with the number of retainers
whom he kept in pay, sustained him for some time against the
odium which was excited by his sudden elevation, and the
arrogance of his pretensious.
And now it was seen in the instance of Martin Waldeck, as
it has been in that of many others, how little mortals can
foresee the effect of sudden prosperity on their own disposition.
The evil propensities in his nature, which poverty had checked
and repressed, ripened and bore their unhallowed fruit under
the influence of temptation and the means of indulgence. As
Deep calls unto Deep, one bad passion awakened another
the fiend of avarice invoked that of pride, and pride was to be
supported by cruelty and oppression. Waldeck's character,
always bold and daring but rendered harsh and assuming by
prosperity, soon made him odious, not to the nobles only, but
likewise to the lower ranks, who saw, with double dislike, the
oppressive rights of the feudal nobility of the empire so remorselessly
exercised by one who had risen from the very dregs of
the people. His adventure, although carefully concealed, began
likewise to be whispered abroad, and the clergy already stigmatized
as a wizard and accomplice of fiends, the wretch, who,
having acquired so huge a treasure in so strange a manner,
had not sought to sanctify it by dedicating a considerable portion
to the use of the church. Surrounded by enemies, public and
private, tormented by a thousand feuds, and threatened by the
church with excommunication, Martin Waldeck, or, as we must
now call him, the Baron von Waldeck, often regretted bitterly
the labours and sports of his unenvied poverty. But his
courage failed him not under all these difficulties, and seemed
rather to augment in proportion to the danger which darkened
around him, until an accident precipitated his fall.
A proclamation by the reigning Duke of Brunswick had
invited to a solemn tournament all German nobles of free and
honourable descent; and Martin Waldeck, splendidly armed,
accompanied by his two brothers, and a gallantly-equipped
retinue, had the arrogance to appear among the chivalry of the
province, and demand permission to enter the lists. This was
considered as filling up the measure of his presumption. A
thousand voices exclaimed, ``We will have no cinder-sifter
mingle in our games of chivalry.'' Irritated to frenzy, Martin
drew his sword and hewed down the herald, who, in compliance
with the general outcry, opposed his entry into the lists. An
hundred swords were unsheathed to avenge what was in those
days regarded as a crime only inferior to sacrilege or regicide.
Waldeck, after defending himself like a lion, was seized, tried
on the spot by the judges of the lists, and condemned, as the
appropriate punishment for breaking the peace of his sovereign,
and violating the sacred person of a herald-at-arms, to have his
right hand struck from his body, to be ignominiously deprived
of the honour of nobility, of which he was unworthy, and to be
expelled from the city. When he had been stripped of his
arms, and sustained the mutilation imposed by this severe
sentence, the unhappy victim of ambition was abandoned to
the rabble, who followed him with threats and outcries levelled
alternately against the necromancer and oppressor, which at
length ended in violence. His brothers (for his retinue were
fled and dispersed) at length succeeded in rescuing him from
the hands of the populace, when, satiated with cruelty, they
had left him half dead through loss of blood, and through the
outrages he had sustained. They were not permitted, such was
the ingenious cruelty of their enemies, to make use of any other
means of removing him, excepting such a collier's cart as they
had themselves formerly used, in which they deposited their
brother on a truss of straw, scarcely expecting to reach any
place of shelter ere death should release him from his misery.
When the Waldecks, journeying in this miserable manner,
had approached the verge of their native country, in a hollow
way, between two mountains, they perceived a figure advancing
towards them, which at first sight seemed to be an aged man.
But as he approached, his limbs and stature increased, the
cloak fell from his shoulders, his pilgrim's staff was changed
into an uprooted pine-tree, and the gigantic figure of the Harz
demon passed before them in his terrors. When he came
opposite to the cart which contained the miserable Waldeck,
his huge features dilated into a grin of unutterable contempt
and malignity, as he asked the sufferer, ``How like you the fire
=my= coals have kindled?'' The power of motion, which terror
suspended in his two brothers, seemed to be restored to Martin
by the energy of his courage. He raised himself on the cart,
bent his brows, and, clenching his fist, shook it at the spectre
with a ghastly look of hate and defiance. The goblin vanished
with his usual tremendous and explosive laugh, and left Waldeck
exhausted with this effort of expiring nature.
The terrified brethren turned their vehicle toward the towers
of a convent, which arose in a wood of pine-trees beside the
road. They were charitably received by a bare-footed and long-bearded
capuchin, and Martin survived only to complete the
first confession he had made since the day of his sudden prosperity,
and to receive absolution from the very priest whom,
precisely on that day three years, he had assisted to pelt out of
the hamlet of Morgenbrodt. The three years of precarious
prosperity were supposed to have a mysterious correspondence
with the number of his visits to the spectral fire upon the bill.
The body of Martin Waldeck was interred in the convent
where he expired, in which his brothers, having assumed the
habit of the order, lived and died in the performance of acts of
charity and devotion. His lands, to which no one asserted any
claim, lay waste until they were reassumed by the emperor as
a lapsed fief, and the ruins of the castle, which Waldeck had
called by his own name, are still shunned by the miner and
forester as haunted by evil spirits. Thus were the miseries
attendant upon wealth, hastily attained and ill employed,
exemplified in the fortunes of Martin Waldeck.
Here has been such a stormy encounter
Betwixt my cousin Captain, and this soldier,
About I know not what!---nothing, indeed;
Competitions, degrees, and comparatives
Of soldiership!-----
A Faire Qurrell.
The attentive audience gave the fair transcriber of the foregoing
legend the thanks which politeness required. Oldbuck alone
curled up his nose, and observed, that Miss Wardour's skill was
something like that of the alchemists, for she had contrived to
extract a sound and valuable moral out of a very trumpery and
ridiculous legend. ``It is the fashion, as I am given to understand,
to admire those extravagant fictions---for me,
------------I bear an English heart,
Unused at ghosts and rattling bones to start.''
``Under your favour, my goot Mr. Oldenbuck,'' said the
German, ``Miss Wardour has turned de story, as she does every
thing as she touches, very pretty indeed; but all the history of
de Harz goblin, and how he walks among de desolate mountains
wid a great fir-tree for his walking cane, and wid de great green
bush around his head and his waist---that is as true as I am
an honest man.''
``There is no disputing any proposition so well guaranteed,''
answered the Antiquary, drily. But at this moment the approach
of a stranger cut short the conversation.
The new comer was a handsome young man, about five-and-twenty,
in a military undress, and bearing, in his look and
manner, a good deal of the, martial profession---nay, perhaps a
little more than is quite consistent with the ease of a man of
perfect good-breeding, in whom no professional habit ought to
predominate. He was at once greeted by the greater part of
the company. ``My dear Hector!'' said Miss M`Intyre, as she
rose to take his hand---
``Hector, son of Priam, whence comest thou?'' said the
Antiquary.
``From Fife, my liege,'' answered the young soldier, and
continued, when he had politely saluted the rest of the company,
and particularly Sir Arthur and his daughter---``I learned from
one of the servants, as I rode towards Monkbarns to pay my
respects to you, that I should find the present company in this
place, and I willingly embrace the opportunity to pay my respects
to so many of my friends at once.''
``And to a new one also, my trusty Trojan,'' said Oldbuck.
``Mr. Lovel, this is my nephew, Captain M`Intyre---Hector, I
recommend Mr. Lovel to your acquaintance.''
The young soldier fixed his keen eye upon Lovel, and paid
his compliment with more reserve than cordiality and as our
acquaintance thought his coldness almost supercilious, he was
equally frigid and haughty in making the necessary return to
it; and thus a prejudice seemed to arise between them at the
very commencement of their acquaintance.
The observations which Lovel made during the remainder
of this pleasure party did not tend to reconcile him with this
addition to their society. Captain M`Intyre, with the gallantry
to be expected from his age and profession, attached himself to
the service of Miss Wardour, and offered her, on every possible
opportunity, those marks of attention which Lovel would have
given the world to have rendered, and was only deterred from
offering by the fear of her displeasure. With forlorn dejection
at one moment, and with irritated susceptibility at another, he
saw this handsome young soldier assume and exercise all the
privileges of a cavaliere servente. He handed Miss Wardour's
gloves, he assisted her in putting on her shawl, he attached
himself to her in the walks, had a hand ready to remove every
impediment in her path, and an arm to support her where it
was rugged or difficult; his conversation was addressed chiefly
to her, and, where circumstances permitted, it was exclusively
so. All this, Lovel well knew, might be only that sort of
egotistical gallantry which induces some young men of the
present day to give themselves the air of engrossing the
attention of the prettiest women in company, as if the others
were unworthy of their notice. But he thought he observed in
the conduct of Captain M`Intyre something of marked and
peculiar tenderness, which was calculated to alarm the jealousy
of a lover. Miss Wardour also received his attentions; and
although his candour allowed they were of a kind which could
not be repelled without some strain of affectation, yet it galled
him to the heart to witness that she did so.
The heart-burning which these reflections occasioned proved
very indifferent seasoning to the dry antiquarian discussions
with which Oldbuck, who continued to demand his particular
attention, was unremittingly persecuting him; and he underwent,
with fits of impatience that amounted almost to loathing,
a course of lectures upon monastic architecture, in all its styles,
from the massive Saxon to the florid Gothic, and from that to
the mixed and composite architecture of James the First's time,
when, according to Oldbuck, all orders were confounded, and
columns of various descriptions arose side by side, or were piled
above each other, as if symmetry had been forgotten, and the
elemental principles of art resolved into their primitive confusion.
``What can be more cutting to the heart than the
sight of evils,'' said Oldbuck, in rapturous enthusiasm, ``which
we are compelled to behold, while we do not possess the power
of remedying them?'' Lovel answered by an involulatary groan.
``I see, my dear young friend, and most congenial spirit, that
you feel these enormities almost as much as I do. Have you
ever approached them, or met them, without longing to tear, to
deface, what is so dishonourable?''
``Dishonourable!'' echoed Lovel---``in what respect dishonourable?''
``I mean, disgraceful to the arts.''
``Where? how?''
``Upon the portico, for example, of the schools of Oxford,
where, at immense expense, the barbarous, fantastic, and ignorant
architect has chosen to represent the whole five orders of
architecture on the front of one building.''
By such attacks as these, Oldbuck, unconscious of the torture
he was giving, compelled Lovel to give him a share of his attention,
---as a skilful angler, by means of his line, maintains an
influence over the most frantic movements of his agonized prey.
They were now on their return to the spot where they had
left the carriages; and it is inconceivable how often, in the
course of that short walk, Lovel, exhausted by the unceasing
prosing of his worthy companion, mentally bestowed on the
devil, or any one else that would have rid him of hearing more
of them, all the orders and disorders of architecture which had
been invented or combined from the building of Solomon's
temple downwards. A slight incident occurred, however, which
sprinkled a little patience on the heat of his distemperature.
Miss Wardour, and her self-elected knight companion, rather
preceded the others in the narrow path, when the young lady
apparently became desirous to unite herself with the rest of
the party, and, to break off her te^te-a`-te^te with the young officer,
fairly made a pause until Mr. Oldbuck came up. ``I wished to
ask you a question, Mr. Oldbuck, concerning the date of these
interesting ruins.''
It would be doing injustice to Miss Wardour's savoir faire,
to suppose she was not aware that such a question would lead
to an answer of no limited length. The Antiquary, starting
like a war-horse at the trumpet sound, plunged at once into the
various arguments for and against the date of 1273, which had
been assigned to the priory of St. Ruth by a late publication on
Scottish architectural antiquities. He raked up the names of
all the priors who had ruled the institution, of the nobles who
had bestowed lands upon it, and of the monarchs who had slept
their last sleep among its roofless courts. As a train which
takes fire is sure to light another, if there be such in the
vicinity, the Baronet, catching at the name of one of his
ancestors which occurred in Oldbuck's disquisition, entered
upon an account of his wars, his conquests, and his trophies;
and worthy Dr. Blattergowl was induced, from the mention of
a grant of lands, cum decimis inclusis tam vicariis quam
garbalibus, et nunquan antea separatis, to enter into a long
explanation concerning the interpretation given by the Teind
Court in the consideration of such a clause, which had occurred
in a process for localling his last augmentation of stipend.
The orators, like three racers, each pressed forward to the goal,
without much regarding how each crossed and jostled his
competitors. Mr. Oldbuck harangued, the Baronet declaimed,
Mr. Blattergowl prosed and laid down the law, while the Latin
forms of feudal grants were mingled with the jargon of blazonry,
and the yet more barbarous phraseology of the Teind Court
of Scotland. ``He was,'' exclaimed Oldbuck, speaking of the
Prior Adhemar, ``indeed an exemplary prelate; and, from his
strictness of morals, rigid execution of penance, joined to the
charitable disposition of his mind, and the infirmities endured
by his great age and ascetic habits''------
Here he chanced to cough, and Sir Arthur burst in, or rather
continued---``was called popularly Hell-in-Harness; he carried
a shield, gules with a sable fess, which we have since disused,
and was slain at the battle of Vernoil, in France, after killing
six of the English with his own''------
``Decreet of certification,'' proceeded the clergyman, in that
prolonged, steady, prosing tone, which, however overpowered at
first by the vehemence of competition, promised, in the long
run, to obtain the ascendancy in this strife of narrators;---
``Decreet of certification having gone out, and parties being
held as confessed, the proof seemed to be held as concluded,
when their lawyer moved to have it opened up, on the allegation
that they had witnesses to bring forward, that they had been
in the habit of carrying the ewes to lamb on the teind-free land;
which was a mere evasion, for''------
But here the, Baronet and Mr. Oldbuck having recovered
their wind, and continued their respective harangues, the three
strands of the conversation, to speak the language of a rope-work,
were again twined together into one undistinguishable
string of confusion.
Yet, howsoever uninteresting this piebald jargon might seem,
it was obviously Miss Wardour's purpose to give it her attention,
in preference to yielding Captain M`Intyre an opportunity of
renewing their private conversation. So that, after waiting for
a little time with displeasure, ill concealed by his haughty
features, he left her to enjoy her bad taste, and taking his
sister by the arm, detained her a little behind the rest of the
party.
``So I find, Mary, that your neighbour has neither become
more lively nor less learned during my absence.''
``We lacked your patience and wisdom to instruct us,
Hector.''
``Thank you, my dear sister. But you have got a wiser, if
not so lively an addition to your society, than your unworthy
brother---Pray, who is this Mr. Lovel, whom our old uncle has
at once placed so high in his good graces?---he does not use to
be so accessible to strangers.''
``Mr. Lovel, Hector, is a very gentleman-like young man.''
``Ay,---that is to say, he bows when he comes into a room,
and wears a coat that is whole at the elbows.''
``No, brother; it says a great deal more. It says that his
manners and discourse express the feelings and education of the
higher class.''
``But I desire to know what is his birth and his rank in
society, and what is his title to be in the circle in which I find
him domesticated?''
``If you mean, how he comes to visit at Monkbarns, you must
ask my uncle, who will probably reply, that he invites to his
own house such company as he pleases; and if you mean to
ask Sir Arthur, you must know that Mr. Lovel rendered Miss
Wardour and him a service of the most important kind.''
``What! that romantic story is true, then?---And pray, does
the valorous knight aspire, as is befitting on such occasions, to
the hand of the young lady whom he redeemed from peril? It
is quite in the rule of romance, I am aware; and I did think
that she was uncommonly dry to me as we walked together, and
seemed from time to time as if she watched whether she was
not giving offence to her gallant cavalier.''
``Dear Hector,'' said his sister, ``if you really continue to
nourish any affection for Miss Wardour''------
``If, Mary?---what an if was there!''
``------I own I consider your perseverance as hopeless.''
``And why hopeless, my sage sister?'' asked Captain M`Intyre:
``Miss Wardour, in the state of her father's affairs, cannot pretend
to much fortune;---and, as to family, I trust that of
M`lntyre is not inferior.''
``But, Hector,'' continued his sister, ``Sir Arthur always considers
us as members of the Monkbarns family.''
``Sir Arthur may consider what he pleases,'' answered the
Highlander scornfully; ``but any one with common sense will
consider that the wife takes rank from the husband, and that
my father's pedigree of fifteen unblemished descents must have
ennobled my mother, if her veins had been filled with printer's
ink.''
``For God's sake, Hector,'' replied his anxious sister, ``take
care of yourself! a single expression of that kind, repeated to
my uncle by an indiscreet or interested eavesdropper, would lose
you his favour for ever, and destroy all chance of your succeeding
to his estate.''
``Be it so,'' answered the heedless young man; ``I am one
of a profession which the world has never been able to do
without, and will far less endure to want for half a century to
come; and my good old uncle may tack his good estate and his
plebeian name to your apron-string if he pleases, Mary, and you
may wed this new favourite of his if you please, and you may
both of you live quiet, peaceable, well-regulated lives, if it
pleases Heaven. My part is taken---I'll fawn on no man for
an inheritance which should be mine by birth.''
Miss M`Intyre laid her hand on her brother's arm, and
entreated him to suppress his vehemence. ``Who,'' she said,
``injures or seeks to injure you, but your own hasty temper?---
what dangers are you defying, but those you have yourself conjured
up?---Our uncle has hitherto been all that is kind and
paternal in his conduct to us, and why should you suppose he
will in future be otherwise than what he has ever been, since
we were left as orphans to his care?''
``He is an excellent old gentleman, I must own,'' replied
M`Intyre, ``and I am enraged at myself when I chance to
offend him; but then his eternal harangues upon topics not
worth the spark of a flint---his investigations about invalided
pots and pans and tobacco-stoppers past service---all these things
put me out of patience. I have something of Hotspur in me,
sister, I must confess.''
``Too much, too much, my dear brother! Into how many
risks, and, forgive me for saying, some of them little creditable,
has this absolute and violent temper led you! Do not let such
clouds darken the time you are now to pass in our neighbourhood,
but let our old benefactor see his kinsman as he is---
generous, kind, and lively, without being rude, headstrong, and
impetuous.''
``Well,'' answered Captain M`Intyre, ``I am schooled---good-manners
be my speed! I'll do the civil thing by your new
friend---I'll have some talk with this Mr. Lovel.''
With this determination, in which he was for the time perfectly
sincere, he joined the party who were walking before them.
The treble disquisition was by this time ended; and Sir Arthur
was speaking on the subject of foreign news, and the political
and military situation of the country, themes upon which every
man thinks himself qualified to give an opinion. An action
of the preceding year having come upon the tapis, Lovel,
accidentally mingling in the conversation, made some assertion
concerning it, of the accuracy of which Captain M`Intyre
seemed not to be convinced, although his doubts were politely
expressed.
``You must confess yourself in the wrong here, Hector,'' said
his uncle, ``although I know no man less willing to give up an
argument; but you were in England at the time, and Mr. Lovel
was probably concerned in the affair.''
``I am speaking to a military man, then?'' said M`Intyre;
``may I inquire to what regiment Mr. Lovel belongs?''---Mr.
Lovel gave him the number of the regiment. ``It happens
strangely that we should never have met before, Mr. Lovel. I
know your regiment very well, and have served along with them
at different times.''
A blush crossed Lovel's countenance. ``I have not lately
been with my regiment,'' he replied; ``I served the last
campaign upon the staff of General Sir ------ ------.''
``Indeed! that is more wonderful than the other circumstance!
---for although I did not serve with General Sir ------ ------, yet
I had an opportunity of knowing the names of the officers who
held situations in his family, and I cannot recollect that of
Lovel. ''
At this observation Lovel again blushed so deeply as to attract
the attention of the whole company, while, a scornful laugh
seemed to indicate Captain M`Intyre's triumph. ``There is
something strange in this,'' said Oldbuck to himself; ``but I
will not readily give up my phoenix of post-chaise companions
---all his actions, language, and bearing, are those of a
gentleman.''
Lovel in the meanwhile had taken out his pocket-book, and
selecting a letter, from which he took off the envelope, he handed
it to M`lntyre. ``You know the General's hand, in all probability---
I own I ought not to show these exaggerated expressions
of his regard and esteem for me.'' The letter contained a very
handsome compliment from the officer in question for some
military service lately performed. Captain M`Intyre, as be
glanced his eye over it, could not deny that it was written in
the General's hand, but drily observed, as be returned it, that
the address was wanting. ``The address, Captain M`Intyre,''
answered Lovel, in the same tone, ``shall be at your service
whenever you choose to inquire after it!''
``I certainly shall not fail to do so,'' rejoined the soldier.
``Come, come,'' exclaimed Oldbuck, ``what is the meaning of
all this? Have we got Hiren here?---We'll have no swaggering
youngsters. Are you come from the wars abroad, to stir
up domestic strife in our peaceful land? Are you like bull-dog
puppies, forsooth, that when the bull, poor fellow, is removed
from the ring, fall to brawl among themselves, worry each other,
and bite honest folk's shins that are standing by?''
Sir Arthur trusted, he said, the young gentlemen would not
so far forget themselves as to grow warm upon such a trifling
subject as the back of a letter.
Both the disputants disclaimed any such intention, and, with
high colour and flashing eyes, protested they were never so cool
in their lives. But an obvious damp was cast over the party;
---they talked in future too much by the rule to be sociable,
and Lovel, conceiving himself the object of cold and suspicious
looks from the rest of the company, and sensible that his indirect
replies had given them permission to entertain strange opinions
respecting him, made a gallant determination to sacrifice the
pleasure he had proposed in spending the day at Knockwinnock.
He affected, therefore, to complain of a violent headache,
occasioned by the heat of the day, to which he had not been
exposed since his illness, and made a formal apology to Sir
Arthur, who, listening more to recent suspicion than to the
gratitude due for former services, did not press him to keep his
engagement more than good-breeding exactly demanded.
When Lovel took leave of the ladies, Miss Wardour's manner
seemed more anxious than he had hitherto remarked it. She
indicated by a glance of her eye towards Captain M`Intyre,
perceptible only by Lovel, the subject of her alarm, and hoped,
in a voice greatly under her usual tone, it was not a less pleasant
engagement which deprived them of the pleasure of Mr. Lovel's
company. ``No engagement had intervened,'' he assured her;
``it was only the return of a complaint by which he had been
for some time occasionally attacked.''
``The best remedy in such a case is prudence, and I---every
friend of Mr. Lovel's will expect him to employ it.''
Lovel bowed low and coloured deeply, and Miss Wardour, as
if she felt that she had said too much, turned and got into the
carriage. Lovel had next to part with Oldbuck, who, during
this interval, had, with Caxon's assistance, been arranging his
disordered periwig, and brushing his coat, which exhibited some
marks of the rude path they had traversed. ``What, man!''
said Oldbuck, ``you are not going to leave us on account of
that foolish Hector's indiscreet curiosity and vehemence? Why,
he is a thoughtless boy---a spoiled child from the time he was
in the nurse's arms---he threw his coral and bells at my head
for refusing him a bit of sugar; and you have too much sense
to mind such a shrewish boy: aequam servare mentem is the
motto of our friend Horace. I'll school Hector by and by, and
put it all to rights.'' But Lovel persisted in his design of returning
to Fairport.
The Antiquary then assumed a graver tone.---``Take heed,
young man, to your present feelings. Your life has been given
yon for useful and valuable purposes, and should be reserved to
illustrate the literature of your country, when you are not called
upon to expose it in her defence, or in the rescue of the innocent.
Private war, a practice unknown to the civilised ancients, is, of
all the absurdities introduced by the Gothic tribes, the most
gross, impious, and cruel. Let me hear no more of these absurd
quarrels, and I will show you the treatise upon the duello,
which I composed when the town-clerk and provost Mucklewhame
chose to assume the privileges of gentlemen, and
challenged each other. I thought of printing my Essay, which
is signed Pacificator; but there was no need, as the matter
was taken up by the town-council of the borough.''
``But I assure you, my dear sir, there is nothing between
Captain M`Intyre and me that can render such respectable
interference necessary.''
``See it be so; for otherwise, I will stand second to both
parties.''
So saying, the old gentleman got into the chaise, close to
which Miss M`Intyre had detained her brother, upon the same
principle that the owner of a quarrelsome dog keeps him by his
side to prevent his fastening upon another. But Hector contrived
to give her precaution the slip, for, as he was on horseback,
he lingered behind the carriages until they had fairly turned
the corner in the road to Knockwinnock, and then, wheeling
his horse's head round, gave him the spur in the opposite
direction.
A very few minutes brought him up with Lovel, who, perhaps
anticipating his intention, had not put his horse beyond a slow
walk, when the clatter of hoofs behind him announced Captain
M`lntyre. The young soldier, his natural heat of temper
exasperated by the rapidity of motion, reined his horse up
suddenly and violently by Lovel's side, and touching his hat
slightly, inquired, in a very haughty tone of voice, ``What am
I to understand, sir, by your telling me that your address was
at my service?''
``Simply, sir,'' replied Lovel, ``that my name is Lovel, and
that my residence is, for the present, Fairport, as you will see
by this card.''
``And is this all the information you are disposed to give
me?''
``I see no right you have to require more.''
``I find you, sir, in company with my sister,'' said the young
soldier, ``and I have a right to know who is admitted into Miss
M`Intyre's society.''
``I shall take the liberty of disputing that right,'' replied
Lovel, with a manner as haughty as that of the young soldier;
---``you find me in society who are satisfied with the degree of
information on my affairs which I have thought proper to communicate,
and you, a mere stranger, have no right to inquire
further.''
``Mr. Lovel, if you served as you say you have''------
``If!'' interrupted Lovel,---``if I have served as I say I
have?''
``Yes, sir, such is my expression---if you have so served, you
must know that you owe me satisfaction either in one way or
other.''
``If that be your opinion, I shall be proud to give it to you,
Captain M`Intyre, in the way in which the word is generally
used among gentlemen.''
``Very well, sir,'' rejoined Hector, and, turning his horse
round, galloped off to overtake his party.
His absence had already alarmed them, and his sister, having
stopped the carriage, had her neck stretched out of the window
to see where he was.
``What is the matter with you now?'' said the Antiquary,
``riding to and fro as your neck were upon the wager---why do
you not keep up with the carriage?''
``I forgot my glove, sir,'' said Hector.
``Forgot your glove!---I presume you meant to say you went
to throw it down---But I will take order with you, my young
gentleman---you shall return with me this night to Monkbarns.''
So saying, he bid the postilion go on.
------If you fail Honour here,
Never presume to serve her any more;
Bid farewell to the integrity of armes;
And the honourable name of soldier
Fall from you, like a shivered wreath of laurel
By thunder struck from a desertlesse forehead.
A Faire Quarrell.
Early the next morning, a gentleman came to wait upon
Mr. Lovel, who was up and ready to receive him. He was a
military gentleman, a friend of Captain M`Intyre's, at present
in Fairport on the recruiting service. Lovel and he were slightly
known to each other. ``I presume, sir,'' said Mr. Lesley (such
was the name of the visitor), ``that you guess the occasion of
my troubling you so early?''
``A message from Captain M`Intyre, I presume?''
``The same. He holds himself injured by the manner in
which you declined yesterday to answer certain inquiries which
he conceived himself entitled to make respecting a gentleman
whom he found in intimate society with his family.''
``May I ask, if you, Mr. Lesley, would have inclined to
satisfy interrogatories so haughtily and unceremoniously put
to you?''
``Perhaps not;---and therefore, as I know the warmth of my
friend M`Intyre on such occasions, I feel very desirous of acting
as peacemaker. From Mr. Lovel's very gentleman-like manners,
every one must strongly wish to see him repel all that sort of
dubious calumny which will attach itself to one whose situation
is not fully explained. If he will permit me, in friendly conciliation,
to inform Captain M`Intyre of his real name, for we are
led to conclude that of Lovel is assumed''------
``I beg your pardon, sir, but I cannot admit that inference.''
``---Or at least,'' said Lesley, proceeding, ``that it is not the
name by which Mr. Lovel has been at all times distinguished---
if Mr. Lovel will have the goodness to explain this circumstance,
which, in my opinion, he should do in justice to his own
character, I will answer for the amicable arrangement of this
unpleasant business.''
``Which is to say, Mr. Lesley, that if I condescend to answer
questions which no man has a right to ask, and which are now
put to me under penalty of Captain M`Intyre's resentment,
Captain M`Intyre will condescend to rest satisfied? Mr. Lesley,
I have just one word to say on this subject---I have no doubt
my secret, if I had one, might be safely entrusted to your
honour, but I do not feel called upon to satisfy the curiosity of
any one. Captain M`Intyre met me in society which of itself
was a warrant to all the world, and particularly ought to be
such to him, that I was a gentleman. He has, in my opinion,
no right to go any further, or to inquire the pedigree, rank, or
circumstances, of a stranger, who, without seeking any intimate
connection with him, or his, chances to dine with his uncle, or
walk in company with his sister.''
``In that case, Captain M`Intyre requests you to be informed,
that your farther visits at Monkbarns, and all connection with
Miss M`Intyre, must be dropt, as disagreeable to him.''
``I shall certainly,'' said Lovel, ``visit Mr. Oldbuck when it
suits me, without paying the least respect to his nephew's threats
or irritable feelings. I respect the young lady's name too much
(though nothing can be slighter than our acquaintance) to
introduce it into such a discussion.''
``Since that is your resolution, sir,'' answered Lesley, ``Captain
M`Intyre requests that Mr. Lovel, unless he wishes to be announced
as a very dubious character, will favour him with a
meeting this evening, at seven, at the thorn-tree in the little
valley close by the ruins of St. Ruth.''
``Most unquestionably, I will wait upon him. There is only
one difficulty---I must find a friend to accompany me, and
where to seek one on this short notice, as I have no acquaintance
in Fairport------I will be on the spot, however---Captain
M`Intyre may be assured of that.''
Lesley had taken his hat, and was as far as the door of the
apartment, when, as if moved by the peculiarity of Lovel's
situation, he returned, and thus addressed him: ``Mr. Lovel,
there is something so singular in all this, that I cannot help
again resuming the argument. You must be yourself aware at
this moment of the inconvenience of your preserving an incognito,
for which, I am convinced, there can be no dishonourable
reason. Still, this mystery renders it difficult for you to procure
the assistance of a friend in a crisis so delicate---nay, let me add,
that many persons will even consider it as a piece of Quixotry
in M`Intyre to give you a meeting, while your character and
circumstances are involved in such obscurity.''
``I understand your innuendo, Mr. Lesley,'' rejoined Lovel;
and though I might be offended at its severity, I am not so,
because it is meant kindly. But, in my opinion, he is entitled
to all the privileges of a gentleman, to whose charge, during
the time he has been known in the society where he happens to
move, nothing can be laid that is unhandsome or unbecoming.
For a friend, I dare say I shall find some one or other who will
do me that good turn; and if his experience be less than I could
wish, I am certain not to suffer through that circumstance when
you are in the field for my antagonist.''
``I trust you will not,'' said Lesley; ``but as I must, for my
own sake, be anxious to divide so heavy a responsibility with a
capable assistant, allow me to say, that Lieutenant Taffril's
gun-brig is come into the roadstead, and he himself is now at
old Caxon's, where he lodges. I think you have the same degree
of acquaintance with him as with me, and, as I am sure I
should willingly have rendered you such a service were I not
engaged on the other side, I am convinced he will do so at your
first request.''
``At the thorn-tree, then, Mr. Lesley, at seven this evening---
the arms, I presume, are pistols?''
``Exactly. M`Intyre has chosen the hour at which he can
best escape from Monkbarns---he was with me this morning by
five, in order to return and present himself before his uncle was
up. Good-morning to you, Mr. Lovel.'' And Lesley left the
apartment.
Lovel was as brave as most men; but none can internally
regard such a crisis as now approached, without deep feelings of
awe and uncertainty. In a few hours he might be in another
world to answer for an action which his calmer thought told
him was unjustifiable in a religious point of view, or he might
be wandering about in the present like Cain, with the blood of
his brother on his head. And all this might be saved by
speaking a single word. Yet pride whispered, that to speak
that word now, would be ascribed to a motive which would
degrade him more low than even the most injurious reasons
that could be assigned for his silence. Every one, Miss Wardour
included, must then, he thought, account him a mean dishonoured
poltroon, who gave to the fear of meeting Captain
M`Intyre the explanation he had refused to the calm and
handsome expostulations of Mr. Lesley. M`Intyre's insolent
behaviour to himself personally, the air of pretension which he
assumed towards Miss Wardour, and the extreme injustice,
arrogance, and incivility of his demands upon a perfect stranger,
seemed to justify him in repelling his rude investigation. In
short, he formed the resolution which might have been expected
from so young a man,---to shut the eyes, namely, of his calmer
reason, and follow the dictates of his offended pride. With this
purpose he sought Lieutenant Taffril.
The lieutenant received him with the good breeding of a
gentleman and the frankness of a sailor, and listened with no
small surprise to the detail which preceded his request that he
might be favoured with his company at his meeting with
Captain M`Intyre. When he had finished, Taffril rose up and
walked through his apartment once or twice. ``This is a most
singular circumstance,'' he said, ``and really''------
``I am conscious, Mr. Taffril, how little I am entitled to
make my present request, but the urgency of circumstances
hardly leaves me an alternative.''
``Permit me to ask you one question,'' asked the sailor;---
``is there anything of which you are ashamed in the circumstances
which you have declined to communicate.''
``Upon my honour, no; there is nothing but what, in a very
short time, I trust I may publish to the whole world.''
``I hope the mystery arises from no false shame at the
lowness of your friends perhaps, or connections?''
``No, on my word,'' replied Lovel.
``I have little sympathy for that folly,'' said Taffril---``indeed
I cannot be supposed to have any; for, speaking of my relations,
I may be said to have come myself from before the mast,
and I believe I shall very soon form a connection, which the
world will think low enough, with a very amiable girl, to whom
I have been attached since we were next-door neighbours, at a
time when I little thought of the good fortune which has brought
me forward in the service.''
``I assure you, Mr. Taffril,'' replied Lovel, ``whatever were
the rank of my parents, I should never think of concealing it
from a spirit of petty pride. But I am so situated at present,
that I cannot enter on the subject of my family with any
propriety.''
``It is quite enough,'' said the honest sailor---``give me your
hand; I'll see you as well through this business as I can,
though it is but an unpleasant one after all---But what of that?
our own honour has the next call on us after our country;---
you are a lad of spirit, and I own I think Mr. Hector M`Intyre,
with his long pedigree and his airs of family, very much of a
jackanapes. His father was a soldier of fortune as I am a
sailor---he himself, I suppose, is little better, unless just as his
uncle pleases; and whether one pursues fortune by land, or sea,
makes no great difference, I should fancy.''
``None in the universe, certainly,'' answered Lovel.
``Well,'' said his new ally, ``we will dine together and
arrange matters for this rencounter. I hope you understand
the use of the weapon?''
``Not particularly,'' Lovel replied.
``I am sorry for that---M`Intyre is said to be a marksman.''
``I am sorry for it also,'' said Lovel, ``both for his sake and
my own: I must then, in self-defence, take my aim as well as
I can.''
``Well,'' added Taffril, ``I will have our surgeon's mate on
the field---a good clever young fellow at caulking a shot-hole.
I will let Lesley, who is an honest fellow for a landsman, know
that he attends for the benefit of either party. Is there anything
I can do for you in case of an accident?''
``I have but little occasion to trouble you,'' said Lovel.
``This small billet contains the key of my escritoir, and my very
brief secret. There is one letter in the escritoir'' (digesting a
temporary swelling of the heart as he spoke), ``which I beg the
favour of you to deliver with your own hand.''
``I understand,'' said the sailor. ``Nay, my friend, never be
ashamed for the matter---an affectionate heart may overflow
for an instant at the eyes, if the ship were clearing for action;
and, depend on it, whatever your injunctions are, Dan Taffril
will regard them like the bequest of a dying brother. But this
is all stuff;---we must get our things in fighting order, and you
will dine with me and my little surgeon's mate, at the Graeme's-Arms
over the way, at four o'clock.''
``Agreed,'' said Lovel.
``Agreed,'' said Taffril; and the whole affair was arranged.
It was a beautiful summer evening, and the shadow of the
solitary thorn-tree was lengthening upon the short greensward
of the narrow valley, which was skirted by the woods that
closed around the ruins of St. Ruth.*
* [Supposed to have been suggested by the old Abbey of Arbroath in
* Forfarshire.]
Lovel and Lieutenant Taffril, with the surgeon, came upon
the ground with a purpose of a nature very uncongenial to
the soft, mild, and pacific character of the hour and scene.
The sheep, which during the ardent heat of the day had
sheltered in the breaches and hollows of the gravelly bank, or
under the roots of the aged and stunted trees, had now spread
themselves upon the face of the hill to enjoy their evening's
pasture, and bleated, to each other with that melancholy sound
which at once gives life to a landscape, and marks its solitude.
---Taffril and Lovel came on in deep conference, having, for
fear of discovery, sent their horses back to the town by the
Lieutenant's servant. The opposite party had not yet appeared
on the field. But when they came upon the ground,
there sat upon the roots of the old thorn a figure as vigorous
in his decay as the moss-grown but strong and contorted boughs
which served him for a canopy. It was old Ochiltree. ``This
is embarrassing enough,'' said Lovel:---``How shall we get rid
of this old fellow?''
``Here, father Adam,'' cried Taffril, who knew the mendicant
of yore---``here's half-a-crown for you. You must go to the
Four Horse-shoes yonder---the little inn, you know, and inquire
for a servant with blue and yellow livery. If he is not come,
you'll wait for him, and tell him we shall be with his master in
about an hour's time. At any rate, wait there till we come
back,---and---Get off with you---Come, come, weigh anchor.''
``I thank ye for your awmous,'' said Ochiltree, pocketing the
piece of money; ``but I beg your pardon, Mr. Taffril---I canna
gang your errand e'en now.''
``Why not, man? what can hinder you?''
``I wad speak a word wi' young Mr. Lovel.''
``With me?'' answered Lovel: ``what would you say with
me? Come, say on, and be brief.''
The mendicant led him a few paces aside. ``Are ye indebted
onything to the Laird o' Monkbarns?''
``Indebted!---no, not I---what of that?---what makes you
think so?''
``Ye maun ken I was at the shirra's the day; for, God help
me, I gang about a' gates like the troubled spirit; and wha
suld come whirling there in a post-chaise, but Monkbarns in an
unco carfuffle---now, it's no a little thing that will make his
honour take a chaise and post-horse twa days rinnin'.''
``Well, well; but what is all this to me?''
``Ou, ye'se hear, ye'se hear. Weel, Monkbarns is closeted
wi' the shirra whatever puir folk may be left thereout---ye
needna doubt that---the gentlemen are aye unco civil amang
themsells.''
``For heaven's sake, my old friend''------
``Canna ye bid me gang to the deevil at ance, Mr. Lovel? it
wad be mair purpose fa'ard than to speak o' heaven in that
impatient gate.''
``But I have private business with Lieutenant Taffril here.''
``Weel, weel, a' in gude time,'' said the beggar---``I can use
a little wee bit freedom wi' Mr. Daniel Taffril;---mony's the
peery and the tap I worked for him langsyne, for I was a
worker in wood as weel as a tinkler.''
``You are either mad, Adam, or have a mind to drive me
mad.''
``Nane o' the twa,'' said Edie, suddenly changing his manner
from the protracted drawl of the mendicant to a brief and
decided tone. ``The shirra sent for his clerk, and as the lad is
rather light o' the tongue, I fand it was for drawing a warrant
to apprehend you---I thought it had been on a fugie warrant
for debt; for a' body kens the laird likes naebody to pit his
hand in his pouch---But now I may haud my tongue, for I see
the M`Intyre lad and Mr. Lesley coming up, and I guess that
Monkbarns's purpose was very kind, and that yours is muckle
waur than it should be.''
The antagonist now approached, and saluted with the stern
civility which befitted the occasion. ``What has this old fellow
to do here?'' said M`Intyre.
``I am an auld fallow,'' said Edie, ``but I am also an auld
soldier o' your father's, for I served wi' him in the 42d.''
``Serve where you please, you have no title to intrude on us,''
said M`Intyre, ``or''---and he lifted his cane in terrorem, though
without the idea of touching the old man.
But Ochiltree's courage was roused by the insult. ``Haud
down your switch, Captain M`Intyre! I am an auld soldier, as
I said before, and I'll take muckle frae your father's son; but
no a touch o' the wand while my pike-staff will haud thegither.''
``Well, well, I was wrong---I was wrong,'' said M`Intyre;
``here's a crown for you---go your ways---what's the matter
now?''
The old man drew himself up to the full advantage of his
uncommon height, and in despite of his dress, which indeed
had more of the pilgrim than the ordinary beggar, looked from
height, manner, and emphasis of voice and gesture, rather like
a grey palmer or eremite preacher, the ghostly counsellor of the
young men who were around him, than the object of their
charity. His speech, indeed, was as homely as his habit, but
as bold and unceremonious as his erect and dignified demeanour.
``What are ye come here for, young men?'' he said, addressing
himself to the surprised audience; ``are ye come amongst the
most lovely works of God to break his laws? Have ye left the
works of man, the houses and the cities that are but clay and
dust, like those that built them---and are ye come here among
the peaceful hills, and by the quiet waters, that will last whiles
aught earthly shall endure, to destroy each other's lives, that
will have but an unco short time, by the course of nature, to
make up a lang account at the close o't? O sirs! hae ye
brothers, sisters, fathers, that hae tended ye, and mothers that
hae travailed for ye, friends that hae ca'd ye like a piece o'
their ain heart? and is this the way ye tak to make them
childless and brotherless and friendless? Ohon! it's an ill feight
whar he that wins has the warst o't. Think on't, bairns. I'm
a puir man---but I'm an auld man too---and what my poverty
takes awa frae the weight o' my counsel, grey hairs and a
truthfu' heart should add it twenty times. Gang hame, gang
hame, like gude lads---the French will be ower to harry us
ane o' thae days, and ye'll hae feighting eneugh, and maybe
auld Edie will hirple out himsell if he can get a feal-dyke to lay
his gun ower, and may live to tell you whilk o' ye does the best
where there's a good cause afore ye.''
There was something in the undaunted and independent
manner, hardy sentiment, and manly rude elocution of the old
man, that had its effect upon the party, and particularly on the
seconds, whose pride was uninterested in bringing the dispute
to a bloody arbitrament, and who, on the contrary, eagerly
watched for an opportunity to recommend reconciliation.
``Upon my word, Mr. Lesley,'' said Taffril, ``old Adam speaks
like an oracle. Our friends here were very angry yesterday,
and of course very foolish;---today they should be cool, or at
least we must be so in their behalf. I think the word should
be forget and forgive on both sides,---that we should all shake
hands, fire these foolish crackers in the air, and go home to sup
in a body at the Graeme's-Arms.''
``I would heartily recommend it,'' said Lesley; ``for, amidst
a great deal of heat and irritation on both sides, I confess myself
unable to discover any rational ground of quarrel.''
``Gentlemen,'' said M`Intyre, very coldly, ``all this should
have been thought of before. In my opinion, persons that have
carried this matter so far as we have done, and who should
part without carrying it any farther, might go to supper at the
Graeme's-Arms very joyously, but would rise the next morning
with reputations as ragged as our friend here, who has obliged
us with a rather unnecessary display of his oratory. I speak
for myself, that I find myself bound to call upon you to proceed
without more delay.''
``And I,'' said Lovel, ``as I never desired any, have also to
request these gentlemen to arrange preliminaries as fast as
possible.''
``Bairns! bairns!'' cried old Ochiltree; but perceiving he
was no longer attended to---``Madmen, I should say---but your
blood be on your heads!'' And the old man drew off from the
ground, which was now measured out by the seconds, and continued
muttering and talking to himself in sullen indignation,
mixed with anxiety, and with a strong feeling of painful
curiosity. Without paying farther attention to his presence or
remonstrances, Mr. Lesley and the Lieutenant made the necessary
arrangements for the duel, and it was agreed that both
parties should fire when Mr. Lesley dropped his handkerchief
The fatal sign was given, and both fired almost in the same
moment. Captain M`Intyre's ball grazed the side of his
opponent, but did not draw blood. That of Lovel was more
true to the aim; M`Intyre reeled and fell. Raising himself on
his arm, his first exclamation was, ``It is nothing---it is nothing
---give us the other pistols.'' But in an instant he said, in a
lower tone, ``I believe I have enough---and what's worse, I fear
I deserve it. Mr. Lovel, or whatever your name is, fly and
save yourself---Bear all witness, I provoked this matter.'' Then
raising himself again on his arm, he added, ``Shake hands,
Lovel---I believe you to be a gentleman---forgive my rudeness,
and I forgive you my death---My poor sister!''
The surgeon came up to perform his part of the tragedy, and
Lovel stood gazing on the evil of which he had been the active,
though unwilling cause, with a dizzy and bewildered eye. He
was roused from his trance by the grasp of the mendicant.
``Why stand you gazing on your deed?---What's doomed is
doomed---what's done is past recalling. But awa, awa, if ye
wad save your young blood from a shamefu' death---I see the
men out by yonder that are come ower late to part ye---but, out
and alack! sune eneugh, and ower sune, to drag ye to prison.''
``He is right---he is right,'' exclaimed Taffril; ``you must
not attempt to get on the high-road---get into the wood till
night. My brig will be under sail by that time, and at three
in the morning, when the tide will serve, I shall have the boat
waiting for you at the Mussel-crag. Away-away, for Heaven's
sake!''
``O yes! fly, fly!'' repeated the wounded man, his words
faltering with convulsive sobs.
``Come with me,'' said the mendicant, almost dragging him
off; ``the Captain's plan is the best---I'll carry ye to a place
where ye might be concealed in the meantime, were they to
seek ye 'wi' sleuth-hounds.''
``Go, go,'' again urged Lieutenant Taffril---``to stay here is
mere madness.''
``It was worse madness to have come hither,'' said Lovel,
pressing his hand---``But farewell!'' And he followed Ochiltree
into the recesses of the wood.
------------The Lord Abbot had a soul
Subtile and quick, and searching as the fire;
By magic stairs he went as deep as hell,
And if in devils' possession gold be kept,
He brought some sure from thence---'tis hid in caves,
Known, save to me, to none.------
The Wonder of a Kingdome.
Lovel almost mechanically followed the beggar, who led the
way with a hasty and steady pace, through bush and bramble,
avoiding the beaten path, and often turning to listen whether
there were any sounds of pursuit behind them. They sometimes
descended into the very bed of the torrent, sometimes kept a
narrow and precarious path, that the sheep (which, with the
sluttish negligence towards property of that sort universal in
Scotland, were allowed to stray in the copse) had made along
the very verge of its overhanging banks. From time to time
Lovel had a glance of the path which he had traversed the day
before in company with Sir Arthur, the Antiquary, and the
young ladies. Dejected, embarrassed, and occupied by a thousand
inquietudes, as he then was, what would he now have
given to regain the sense of innocence which alone can counter-balance
a thousand evils! ``Yet, then,'' such was his hasty
and involuntary reflection, ``even then, guiltless and valued by
all around me, I thought myself unhappy. What am I now,
with this young man's blood upon my hands?---the feeling of
pride which urged me to the deed has now deserted me, as the
actual fiend himself is said to do those whom he has tempted
to guilt.'' Even his affection for Miss Wardour sunk for the
time before the first pangs of remorse, and he thought he could
have encountered every agony of slighted love to have had the
conscious freedom from blood-guiltiness which he possessed in the
morning.
These painful reflections were not interrupted by any conversation
on the part of his guide, who threaded the thicket before
him, now holding back the sprays to make his path easy, now
exhorting him to make haste, now muttering to himself, after
the custom of solitary and neglected old age, words which might
have escaped Lovel's ear even had he listened to them, or which,
apprehended and retained, were too isolated to convey any connected
meaning,---a habit which may be often observed among
people of the old man's age and calling.
At length, as Lovel, exhausted by his late indisposition, the
harrowing feelings by which he was agitated, and the exertion
necessary to keep up with his guide in a path so rugged, began
to flag and fall behind, two or three very precarious steps placed
him on the front of a precipice overhung with brushwood and
copse. Here a cave, as narrow in its entrance as a fox-earth,
was indicated by a small fissure in the rock, screened by the
boughs of an aged oak, which, anchored by its thick and twisted
roots in the upper part of the cleft, flung its branches almost
straight outward from the cliff, concealing it effectually from all
observation. It might indeed have escaped the attention even
of those who had stood at its very opening, so uninviting was
the portal at which the beggar entered. But within, the cavern
was higher and more roomy, cut into two separate branches,
which, intersecting each other at right angles, formed an emblem
of the cross, and indicated the abode of an anchoret of former
times. There are many caves of the same kind in different
parts of Scotland. I need only instance those of Gorton, near
Rosslyn, in a scene well known to the admirers of romantic
nature.
The light within the eave was a dusky twilight at the entrance,
which failed altogether in the inner recesses. ``Few folks ken
o' this place,'' said the old man; ``to the best o'my knowledge,
there's just twa living by mysell, and that's Jingling Jock and
the Lang Linker. I have had mony a thought, that when I
fand mysell auld and forfairn, and no able to enjoy God's
blessed air ony langer, I wad drag mysell here wi' a pickle ait-meal;
and see, there's a bit bonny dropping well that popples
that self-same gate simmer and winter;---and I wad e'en streek
mysell out here, and abide my removal, like an auld dog that
trails its useless ugsome carcass into some bush or bracken no
to gie living things a scunner wi' the sight o't when it's dead---
Ay, and then, when the dogs barked at the lone farm-stead, the
gudewife wad cry, `Whisht, stirra, that'll be auld Edie,' and the
bits o' weans wad up, puir things, and toddle to the door to pu'
in the auld Blue-Gown that mends a' their bonny-dies---But
there wad be nae mair word o' Edie, I trow.''
He then led Lovel, who followed him unresistingly, into one
of the interior branches of the cave. ``Here,'' he said, ``is a
bit turnpike-stair that gaes up to the auld kirk abune. Some
folks say this place was howkit out by the monks lang syne to
hide their treasure in, and some said that they used to bring
things into the abbey this gate by night, that they durstna sae
weel hae brought in by the main port and in open day---And
some said that ane o' them turned a saint (or aiblins wad hae
had folk think sae), and settled him down in this Saint Ruth's
cell, as the auld folks aye ca'd it, and garr'd big the stair, that
he might gang up to the kirk when they were at the divine
service. The Laird o' Monkbarns wad hae a hantle to say
about it, as he has about maist things, if he ken'd only about
the place. But whether it was made for man's devices or God's
service, I have seen ower muckle sin done in it in my day, and
far ower muckle have I been partaker of---ay, even here in this
dark cove. Mony a gudewife's been wondering what for the
red cock didna craw her up in the morning, when he's been
roasting, puir fallow, in this dark hole---And, ohon! I wish
that and the like o' that had been the warst o't! Whiles they
wad hae heard the din we were making in the very bowels o'
the earth, when Sanders Aikwood, that was forester in thae
days, the father o' Ringan that now is, was gaun daundering
about the wood at e'en, to see after the Laird's game and
whiles he wad hae seen a glance o' the light frae the door o' the
cave, flaughtering against the hazels on the other bank;---and
then siccan stories as Sanders had about the worricows and
gyre-carlins that haunted about the auld wa's at e'en, and the
lights that he had seen, and the cries that he had heard, when
there was nae mortal e'e open but his ain; and eh! as he wad
thrum them ower and ower to the like o' me ayont the ingle
at e'en, and as I wad gie the auld silly carle grane for grane,
and tale for tale, though I ken'd muckle better about it than
ever he did. Ay, ay---they were daft days thae;---but they
were a' vanity, and waur,---and it's fitting that they wha hae
led a light and evil life, and abused charity when they were
young, suld aiblins come to lack it when they are auld.''
While Ochiltree was thus recounting the exploits and tricks
of his earlier life, with a tone in which glee and compunction
alternately predominated, his unfortunate auditor had sat down
upon the hermit's seat, hewn out of the solid rock, and abandoned
himself to that lassitude, both of mind and body, which
generally follows a course of events that have agitated both,
The effect of his late indisposition, which had much weakened
his system, contributed to this lethargic despondency. ``The
puir bairn!'' said auld Edie, ``an he sleeps in this damp hole,
he'll maybe wauken nae mair, or catch some sair disease. It's
no the same to him as to the like o' us, that can sleep ony gate
an anes our wames are fu'. Sit up, Maister Lovel, lad! After
a's come and gane, I dare say the captain-lad will do weel
eneugh---and, after a', ye are no the first that has had this
misfortune. I hae seen mony a man killed, and helped to kill
them mysell, though there was nae quarrel between us---and if
it isna wrang to kill folk we have nae quarrel wi', just because
they wear another sort of a cockade, and speak a foreign
language, I canna see but a man may have excuse for killing
his ain mortal foe, that comes armed to the fair field to kill
him. I dinna say it's right---God forbid---or that it isna sinfu'
to take away what ye canna restore, and that's the breath of
man, whilk is in his nostrils; but I say it is a sin to be
forgiven if it's repented of. Sinfu' men are we a'; but if ye
wad believe an auld grey sinner that has seen the evil o' his
ways, there is as much promise atween the twa boards o' the
Testament as wad save the warst o' us, could we but think
sae.''
With such scraps of comfort and of divinity as he possessed,
the mendicant thus continued to solicit and compel the attention
of Lovel, until the twilight began to fade into night. ``Now,''
said Ochiltree, ``I will carry ye to a mair convenient place,
where I hae sat mony a time to hear the howlit crying out of
the ivy tod, and to see the moonlight come through the auld
windows o' the ruins. There can be naebody come here after
this time o' night; and if they hae made ony search, thae
blackguard shirra'-officers and constables, it will hae been ower
lang syne. Od, they are as great cowards as ither folk, wi' a'
their warrants and king's keys*---I hae gien some o' them a
* The king's keys are, in law phrase, the crow-bars and hammers used
* to force doors and locks, in execution of the king's warrant.
gliff in my day, when they were coming rather ower near me---
But, lauded be grace for it! they canna stir me now for ony
waur than an auld man and a beggar, and my badge is a gude
protection; and then Miss Isabella Wardour is a tower o'
strength, ye ken''---(Lovel sighed)---``Aweel, dinna be cast
down---bowls may a' row right yet---gie the lassie time to ken
her mind. She's the wale o' the country for beauty, and a gude
friend o' mine---I gang by the bridewell as safe as by the kirk
on a Sabbath---deil ony o' them daur hurt a hair o' auld Edie's
head now; I keep the crown o' the causey when I gae to the
borough, and rub shouthers wi' a bailie wi' as little concern as
an he were a brock.''
While the mendicant spoke thus, he was busied in removing
a few loose stones in one angle of the eave, which obscured the
entrance of the staircase of which he had spoken, and led the
way into it, followed by Lovel in passive silence.
``The air's free eneugh,'' said the old man; ``the monks took
care o' that, for they werena a lang-breathed generation, I reckon;
they hae contrived queer tirlie-wirlie holes, that gang out to the
open air, and keep the stair as caller as a kail-blade.''
Lovel accordingly found the staircase well aired, and, though
narrow, it was neither ruinous nor long, but speedily admitted
them into a narrow gallery contrived to run within the side wall
of the chancel, from which it received air and light through
apertures ingeniously hidden amid the florid ornaments of the
Gothic architecture.
``This secret passage ance gaed round great part o' the
biggin,'' said the beggar, ``and through the wa' o' the place
I've heard Monkbarns ca' the Refractory'' [meaning probably
Refectory], ``and so awa to the Prior's ain house. It's like he
could use it to listen what the monks were saying at meal-time,
---and then he might come ben here and see that they were
busy skreighing awa wi' the psalms doun below there; and then,
when he saw a' was right and tight, he might step awa and fetch
in a bonnie lass at the cove yonder---for they were queer hands
the monks, unless mony lees is made on them. But our folk
were at great pains lang syne to big up the passage in some
parts, and pu' it down in others, for fear o' some uncanny body
getting into it, and finding their way down to the cove: it wad
hae been a fashious job that---by my certie, some o' our necks
wad hae been ewking.''
They now came to a place where the gallery was enlarged
into a small circle, sufficient to contain a stone seat. A niche,
constructed exactly before it, projected forward into the chancel,
and as its sides were latticed, as it were, with perforated stone-work,
it commanded a full view of the chancel in every direction,
and was probably constructed, as Edie intimated, to be a convenient
watch-tower, from which the superior priest, himself
unseen, might watch the behaviour of his monks, and ascertain,
by personal inspection, their punctual attendance upon those
rites of devotion which his rank exempted him from sharing
with them. As this niche made one of a regular series which
stretched along the wall of the chancel, and in no respect
differed from the rest when seen from below, the secret station,
screened as it was by the stone figure of St. Michael and the
dragon, and the open tracery around the niche, was completely
hid from observation. The private passage, confined to its
pristine breadth, had originally continued beyond this seat; but
the jealous precautions of the vagabonds who frequented the
cave of St. Ruth had caused them to build it carefully up with
hewn stones from the ruin.
``We shall be better here,'' said Edie, seating himself on the
stone bench, and stretching the lappet of his blue gown upon
the spot, when he motioned Lovel to sit down beside him---``we
shall be better here than doun below; the air's free and mild,
and the savour of the wallflowers, and siccan shrubs as grow on
thae ruined wa's, is far mair refreshing than the damp smell
doun below yonder. They smell sweetest by night-time thae
flowers, and they're maist aye seen about rained buildings.
Now, Maister Lovel, can ony o' you scholars gie a gude reason
for that?''
Lovel replied in the negative.
``I am thinking,'' resumed the beggar, ``that they'll be,
like mony folk's gude gifts, that often seem maist gracious
in adversity---or maybe it's a parable, to teach us no to slight
them that are in the darkness of sin and the decay of tribulation,
since God sends odours to refresh the mirkest hour, and flowers
and pleasant bushes to clothe the ruined buildings. And now
I wad like a wise man to tell me whether Heaven is maist
pleased wi' the sight we are looking upon---thae pleasant and
quiet lang streaks o' moonlight that are lying sae still on the
floor o' this auld kirk, and glancing through the great pillars
and stanchions o' the carved windows, and just dancing like on
the leaves o' the dark ivy as the breath o' wind shakes it---I
wonder whether this is mair pleasing to Heaven than when it
was lighted up wi' lamps, and candles nae doubt, and roughies,*
* Links, or torches.
and wi' the mirth and the frankincent that they speak of in the
Holy Scripture, and wi' organs assuredly, and men and women
singers, and sackbuts, and dulcimers, and a' instruments o'
music---I wonder if that was acceptable, or whether it is of
these grand parafle o' ceremonies that holy writ says, `It is an
abomination to me.' I am thinking, Maister Lovel, if twa puir
contrite spirits like yours and mine fand grace to make our
petition''------
Here Lovel laid his hand eagerly on the mendicant's arm,
saying,---``Hush! I heard some one speak.''
``I am dull o' hearing,'' answered Edie, in a whisper, ``but
we're surely safe here---where was the sound?''
Lovel pointed to the door of the chancel, which, highly ornamented,
occupied the west end of the building, surmounted by
the carved window, which let in a flood of moonlight over it.
``They can be nane o' our folk,'' said Edie in the same low
and cautious tone; ``there's but twa o' them kens o' the place,
and they're mony a mile off, if they are still bound on their
weary pilgrimage. I'll never think it's the officers here at this
time o' night. I am nae believer in auld wives' stories about
ghaists, though this is gey like a place for them---But mortal,
or of the other world, here they come!---twa men and a light.''
And in very truth, while the mendicant spoke, two human
figures darkened with their shadows the entrance of the chancel
---which had before opened to the moon-lit meadow beyond, and
the small lantern which one of them displayed, glimmered pale
in the clear and strong beams of the moon, as the evening star
does among the lights of the departing day. The first and
most obvious idea was, that, despite the asseverations of Edie
Ochiltree, the persons who approached the ruins at an hour so
uncommon must be the officers of justice in quest of Lovel.
But no part of their conduct confirmed the suspicion. A touch
and a whisper from the old man warned Lovel that his best
course was to remain quiet, and watch their motions from their
present place of concealment. Should anything appear to
render retreat necessary, they had behind them the private stair-case
and cavern, by means of which they could escape into the
wood long before any danger of close pursuit. They kept themselves,
therefore, as still as possible, and observed with eager
and anxious curiosity every accent and motion of these nocturnal
wanderers.
After conversing together some time in whispers, the two
figures advanced into the middle of the chancel; and a voice,
which Lovel at once recognised, from its tone and dialect, to be
that of Dousterswivel, pronounced in a louder but still a
smothered tone, ``Indeed, mine goot sir, dere cannot be one
finer hour nor season for dis great purpose. You shall see,
mine goot sir, dat it is all one bibble-babble dat Mr. Oldenbuck
says, and dat he knows no more of what he speaks than one
little child. Mine soul! he expects to get as rich as one Jew
for his poor dirty one hundred pounds, which I care no more
about, by mine honest wort, than I care for an hundred stivers.
But to you, my most munificent and reverend patron, I will
show all de secrets dat art can show---ay, de secret of de great
Pymander.''
``That other ane,'' whispered Edie, ``maun be, according to
a' likelihood, Sir Arthur Wardour---I ken naebody but himsell
wad come here at this time at e'en wi' that German blackguard;
---ane wad think he's bewitched him---he gars him e'en trow
that chalk is cheese. Let's see what they can be doing.''
This interruption, and the low tone in which Sir Arthur
spoke, made Lovel lose all Sir Arthur's answer to the adept,
excepting the last three emphatic words, ``Very great expense;''
to which Dousterswivel at once replied---``Expenses!---to be
sure---dere must be de great expenses. You do not expect to
reap before you do sow de seed: de expense is de seed---de
riches and de mine of goot metal, and now de great big chests
of plate, they are de crop---vary goot crop too, on mine wort.
Now, Sir Arthur, you have sowed this night one little seed of
ten guineas like one pinch of snuff, or so big; and if you do
not reap de great harvest---dat is, de great harvest for de little
pinch of seed, for it must be proportions, you must know---then
never call one honest man, Herman Dousterswivel. Now you
see, mine patron---for I will not conceal mine secret from you
at all---you see this little plate of silver; you know de moon
measureth de whole zodiack in de space of twenty-eight day---
every shild knows dat. Well, I take a silver plate when she
is in her fifteenth mansion, which mansion is in de head of
Libra, and I engrave upon one side de worts, [=Shedbarschemoth
Schartachan=]---dat is, de Emblems of de Intelligence of de
moon---and I make this picture like a flying serpent with a
turkey-cock's head---vary well. Then upon this side I make
de table of de moon, which is a square of nine, multiplied into
itself, with eighty-one numbers on every side, and diameter nine
---dere it is done very proper. Now I will make dis avail me
at de change of every quarter-moon dat I shall find by de same
proportions of expenses I lay out in de suffumigations, as nine,
to de product of nine multiplied into itself---But I shall find no
more to-night as maybe two or dree times nine, because dere is
a thwarting power in de house of ascendency.''
``But, Dousterswivel,'' said the simple Baronet, ``does not
this look like magic?---I am a true though unworthy son of
the Episcopal church, and I will have nothing to do with the
foul fiend.''
``Bah! bah!---not a bit magic in it at all---not a bit---It is
all founded on de planetary influence, and de sympathy and
force of numbers. I will show you much finer dan dis. I do
not say dere is not de spirit in it, because of de suffumigation;
but, if you are not afraid, he shall not be invisible.''
``I have no curiosity to see him at all,'' said the Baronet,
whose courage seemed, from a certain quaver in his accent, to
have taken a fit of the ague.
``Dat is great pity,'' said Dousterswivel; ``I should have
liked to show you de spirit dat guard dis treasure like one fierce
watchdog---but I know how to manage him;---you would not
care to see him?''
``Not at all,'' answered the Baronet, in a tone of feigned
indifference; ``I think we have but little time.''
``You shall pardon me, my patron; it is not yet twelve, and
twelve precise is just our planetary hours; and I could show
you de spirit vary well, in de meanwhile, just for pleasure. You
see I would draw a pentagon within a circle, which is no trouble
at all, and make my suffumigation within it, and dere we would
be like in one strong castle, and you would hold de sword while
I did say de needful worts. Den you should see de solid wall
open like de gate of ane city, and den---let me see---ay, you
should see first one stag pursued by three black greyhounds, and
they should pull him down as they do at de elector's great hunting-match;
and den one ugly, little, nasty black negro should
appear and take de stag from them---and paf---all should be
gone; den you should hear horns winded dat all de ruins
should ring---mine wort, they should play fine hunting piece,
as goot as him you call'd Fischer with his oboi; vary well---den
comes one herald, as we call Ernhold, winding his horn---and
den come de great Peolphan, called de mighty Hunter of de
North, mounted on hims black steed. But you would not care
to see all this?''*
* Note F. Witchcraft.
``Why, I am not afraid,'' answered the poor Baronet,---``if
---that is---does anything---any great mischiefs, happen on such
occasions?''
``Bah! mischiefs? no!--sometimes if de circle be no quite
just, or de beholder be de frightened coward, and not hold de
sword firm and straight towards him, de Great Hunter will
take his advantage, and drag him exorcist out of de circle and
throttle him. Dat does happens.''
``Well then, Dousterswivel, with every confidence in my
courage and your skill, we will dispense with this apparition,
and go on to the business of the night.''
``With all mine heart---it is just one thing to me---and now
it is de time---hold you de sword till I kindle de little what you
call chip.''
Dousterswivel accordingly set fire to a little pile of chips,
touched and prepared with some bituminous substance to make
them burn fiercely; and when the flame was at the highest,
and lightened, with its shortlived glare, all the ruins around,
the German flung in a handful of perfumes which produced a
strong and pungent odour. The exorcist and his pupil both
were so much affected as to cough and sneeze heartily; and, as
the vapour floated around the pillars of the building, and penetrated
every crevice, it produced the same effect on the beggar
and Lovel.
``Was that an echo?'' said the Baronet, astonished at the
sternutation which resounded from above; ``or''---drawing close
to the adept, ``can it be the spirit you talked of, ridiculing our
attempt upon his hidden treasures?''
``N---n---no,'' muttered the German, who began to partake
of his pupil's terrors, ``I hope not.''
Here a violent of sneezing, which the mendicant
was unable to suppress, and which could not be considered by
any means as the dying fall of an echo, accompanied by a
grunting half-smothered cough, confounded the two treasure-seekers.
``Lord have mercy on us!'' said the Baronet.
``Alle guten Geistern loben den Herrn!'' ejaculated the terrified
adept. ``I was begun to think,'' he continued, after a moment's
silence, ``that this would be de bestermost done in de day-light
---we was bestermost to go away just now.''
``You juggling villain!'' said the Baronet, in whom these
expressions awakened a suspicion that overcame his terrors,
connected as it was with the sense of desperation arising from
the apprehension of impending ruin---``you juggling mountebank!
this is some legerdemain trick of yours to get off from
the performance of your promise, as you have so often done
before. But, before Heaven! I will this night know what I
have trusted to when I suffered you to fool me on to my ruin!
Go on, then---come fairy, come fiend, you shall show me that
treasure, or confess yourself a knave and an impostor, or, by the
faith of a desperate and ruined man, I'll send you where you
shall see spirits enough.''
The treasure-finder, trembling between his terror for the
supernatural beings by whom he supposed himself to be surrounded,
and for his life, which seemed to be at the mercy of a
desperate man, could only bring out, ``Mine patron, this is not
the allerbestmost usage. Consider, mine honoured sir, that de
spirits''------
Here Edie, who began to enter into the humour of the scene,
uttered an extraordinary howl, being an exaltation and a
prolongation of the most deplorable whine in which he was
accustomed to solicit charity.
Dousterswivel flung himself on his knees---``Dear Sir Arthurs,
let us go, or let me go!''
``No, you cheating scoundrel!'' said the knight, unsheathing
the sword which he had brought for the purposes of the exorcism,
``that shift shall not serve you---Monkbarns warned me
long since of your juggling pranks---I will see this treasure
before you leave this place, or I will have you confess yourself
an impostor, or, by Heaven, I'll run this sword through you,
though all the spirits of the dead should rise around us!''
``For de lofe of Heaven be patient, mine honoured patron,
and you shall hafe all de treasure as I knows of---yes, you shall
indeed---But do not speak about de spirits---it makes dem
angry.''
Edie Ochiltree here prepared himself to throw in another
groan, but was restrained by Lovel, who began to take a more
serious interest, as he observed the earnest and almost desperate
demeanour of Sir Arthur. Dousterswivel, having at once before
his eyes the fear of the foul fiend, and the violence of Sir Arthur,
played his part of a conjuror extremely ill, hesitating to assume
the degree of confidence necessary to deceive the latter, lest it
should give offence to the invisible cause of his alarm. However,
after rolling his eyes, muttering and sputtering German
exorcisms, with contortions of his face and person, rather flowing
from the impulse of terror than of meditated fraud, he at length
proceeded to a corner of the building where a flat stone lay
upon the ground, bearing upon its surface the effigy of an armed
warrior in a recumbent posture carved in bas-relief. He muttered
to Sir Arthur, ``Mine patrons, it is here---Got save us all!''
Sir Arthur, who, after the first moment of his superstitious
fear was over, seemed to have bent up all his faculties to the
pitch of resolution necessary to carry on the adventure, lent the
adept his assistance to turn over the stone, which, by means of
a lever that the adept had provided, their joint force with
difficulty effected. No supernatural light burst forth from
below to indicate the subterranean treasury, nor was there any
apparition of spirits, earthly or infernal. But when Dousterswivel
had, with great trepidation, struck a few strokes with a
mattock, and as hastily thrown out a shovelful or two of earth
(for they came provided with the tools necessary for digging),
something was heard to ring like the sound of a falling piece
of metal, and Dousterswivel, hastily catching up the substance
which produced it, and which his shovel had thrown out along
with the earth, exclaimed, ``On mine dear wort, mine patrons,
dis is all---it is indeed; I mean all we can do to-night;''---and
he gazed round him with a cowering and fearful glance, as if
to see from what comer the avenger of his imposture was to
start forth.
``Let me see it,'' said Sir Arthur; and then repeated, still
more sternly, ``I will be satisfied---I will judge by mine own
eyes.'' He accordingly held the object to the light of the
lantern. It was a small case, or casket,---for Lovel could not
at the distance exactly discern its shape, which, from the
Baronet's exclamation as he opened it, he concluded was filled
with coin. ``Ay,'' said the Baronet, ``this is being indeed
in good luck! and if it omens proportional success upon a
larger venture, the venture shall be made. That six hundred
of Goldieword's, added to the other incumbent claims, must
have been ruin indeed. If you think we can parry it by repeating
this experiment---suppose when the moon next changes,---
I will hazard the necessary advance, come by it how I may.''
``Oh, mine good patrons, do not speak about all dat,'' said
Dousterswivel, ``as just now, but help me to put de shtone to
de rights, and let us begone our own ways.'' And accordingly,
so soon as the stone was replaced, he hurried Sir Arthur, who
was now resigned once more to his guidance, away from a spot,
where the German's guilty conscience and superstitious fears
represented goblins as lurking behind each pillar with the
purpose of punishing his treachery.
``Saw onybody e'er the like o' that!'' said Edie, when they
had disappeared like shadows through the gate by which they
had entered---``saw ony creature living e'er the like o' that!---
But what can we do for that puir doited deevil of a knight-baronet?
Od, he showed muckle mair spunk, too, than I
thought had been in him---I thought he wad hae sent cauld
iron through the vagabond---Sir Arthur wasna half sae bauld
at Bessie's-apron yon night---but then, his blood was up even
now, and that makes an unco difference. I hae seen mony a
man wad hae felled another an anger him, that wadna muckle
hae liked a clink against Crummies-horn yon time. But
what's to be done?''
``I suppose,'' said Lovel, ``his faith in this fellow is entirely
restored by this deception, which, unquestionably, he had arranged
beforehand.''
``What! the siller?---Ay, ay---trust him for that---they that
hide ken best where to find. He wants to wile him out o' his
last guinea, and then escape to his ain country, the land-louper.
I wad likeit weel just to hae come in at the clipping-time, and
gien him a lounder wi' my pike-staff; he wad hae taen it for
a bennison frae some o' the auld dead abbots. But it's best no
to be rash; sticking disna gang by strength, but by the guiding
o' the gally. I'se be upsides wi' him ae day.''
``What if you should inform Mr. Oldbuck?'' said Lovel.
``Ou, I dinna ken---Monkbarns and Sir Arthur are like, and
yet they're no like neither. Monkbarns has whiles influence
wi' him, and whiles Sir Arthur cares as little about him as
about the like o' me. Monkbarns is no that ower wise himsell,
in some things;---he wad believe a bodle to be an auld Roman
coin, as he ca's it, or a ditch to be a camp, upon ony leasing
that idle folk made about it. I hae garr'd him trow mony a
queer tale mysell, gude forgie me. But wi' a' that, he has
unco little sympathy wi' ither folks; and he's snell and dure
eneugh in casting up their nonsense to them, as if he had nane
o' his ain. He'll listen the hale day, an yell tell him about
tales o' Wallace, and Blind Harry, and Davie Lindsay; but
ye maunna speak to him about ghaists or fairies, or spirits
walking the earth, or the like o' that;---he had amaist flung
auld Caxon out o' the window (and he might just as weel hae
flung awa his best wig after him), for threeping he had seen a
ghaist at the humlock-knowe. Now, if he was taking it up in
this way, he wad set up the tother's birse, and maybe do mair
ill nor gude---he's done that twice or thrice about thae mine-warks;
ye wad thought Sir Arthur had a pleasure in gaun on
wi' them the deeper, the mair he was warned against it by
Monkbarns.''
``What say you then,'' said Lovel, ``to letting Miss Wardour
know the circumstance?''
``Ou, puir thing, how could she stop her father doing his
pleasure?---and, besides, what wad it help? There's a sough
in the country about that six hundred pounds, and there's a
writer chield in Edinburgh has been driving the spur-rowels o'
the law up to the head into Sir Arthur's sides to gar him pay
it, and if he canna, he maun gang to jail or flee the country.
He's like a desperate man, and just catches at this chance as a'
he has left, to escape utter perdition; so what signifies plaguing
the puir lassie about what canna be helped? And besides, to
say the truth, I wadna like to tell the secret o' this place. It's
unco convenient, ye see yoursell, to hae a hiding-hole o' ane's
ain; and though I be out o' the line o' needing ane e'en now,
and trust in the power o' grace that I'll neer do onything to need
ane again, yet naebody kens what temptation ane may be gien
ower to---and, to be brief, I downa bide the thought of anybody
kennin about the place;---they say, keep a thing seven year, an'
yell aye find a use for't---and maybe I may need the cove, either
for mysell, or for some ither body.''
This argument, in which Edie Ochiltree, notwithstanding his
scraps of morality and of divinity, seemed to take, perhaps
from old habit, a personal interest, could not be handsomely
controverted by Lovel, who was at that moment reaping the
benefit of the secret of which the old man appeared to be so
jealous.
This incident, however, was of great service to Lovel, as
diverting his mind from the unhappy occurrence of the evening,
and considerably rousing the energies which had been stupefied by
the first view of his calamity. He reflected that it by no means
necessarily followed that a dangerous wound must be a fatal
one---that he had been hurried from the spot even before the
surgeon had expressed any opinion of Captain M`Intyre's
situation---and that he had duties on earth to perform, even
should the very worst be true, which, if they could not restore
his peace of mind or sense of innocence, would furnish a motive
for enduring existence, and at the same time render it a course
of active benevolence.---Such were Lovel's feelings, when the
hour arrived when, according to Edie's calculation---who, by
some train or process of his own in observing the heavenly
bodies, stood independent of the assistance of a watch or time-keeper---
it was fitting they should leave their hiding-place, and
betake themselves to the seashore, in order to meet Lieutenant
Taffril's boat according to appointment.
They retreated by the same passage which had admitted
them to the prior's secret seat of observation, and when they
issued from the grotto into the wood, the birds which began to
chirp, and even to sing, announced that the dawn was advanced.
This was confirmed by the light and amber clouds that appeared
over the sea, as soon as their exit from the copse permitted
them to view the horizon.---Morning, said to be friendly to the
muses, has probably obtained this character from its effect upon
the fancy and feelings of mankind. Even to those who, like
Lovel, have spent a sleepless and anxious night, the breeze of
the dawn brings strength and quickening both of mind and
body. It was, therefore, with renewed health and vigour that
Lovel, guided by the trusty mendicant, brushed away the dew
as he traversed the downs which divided the Den of St. Ruth,
as the woods surrounding the ruins were popularly called, from
the sea-shore.
The first level beam of the sun, as his brilliant disk began to
emerge from the ocean, shot full upon the little gun-brig which
was lying-to in the offing---close to the shore the boat was
already waiting, Taffril himself, with his naval cloak wrapped
about him, seated in the stern. He jumped ashore when he
saw the mendicant and Lovel approach, and, shaking the
latter heartily by the hand, begged him not to be cast down.
``M`Intyre's wound,'' he said, ``was doubtful, but far from
desperate.'' His attention had got Lovel's baggage privately
sent on board the brig; ``and,'' he said, ``he trusted that, if
Lovel chose to stay with the vessel, the penalty of a short cruise
would be the only disagreeable consequence of his rencontre.
As for himself, his time and motions were a good deal at his
own disposal, he said, ``excepting the necessary obligation of
remaining on his station.''
``We will talk of our farther motions,'' said Lovel, ``as we
go on board.''
Then turning to Edie, he endeavoured to put money into his
hand. ``I think,'' said Edie, as he tendered it back again,
``the hale folk here have either gane daft, or they hae made a
vow to rain my trade, as they say ower muckle water drowns
the miller. I hae had mair gowd offered me within this twa
or three weeks than I ever saw in my life afore. Keep the
siller, lad---yell hae need o't, I'se warrant ye, and I hae nane
my claes is nae great things, and I get a blue gown every year,
and as mony siller groats as the king, God bless him, is years
auld---you and I serve the same master, ye ken, Captain Taffril;
there's rigging provided for---and my meat and drink I get for
the asking in my rounds, or, at an orra time, I can gang a day
without it, for I make it a rule never to pay for nane;---so that
a' the siller I need is just to buy tobacco and sneeshin, and
maybe a dram at a time in a cauld day, though I am nae dram-drinker
to be a gaberlunzie;---sae take back your gowd, and
just gie me a lily-white shilling.''
Upon these whims, which he imagined intimately connected
with the honour of his vagabond profession, Edie was flint and
adamant, not to be moved by rhetoric or entreaty; and therefore
Lovel was under the necessity of again pocketing his
intended bounty, and taking a friendly leave of the mendicant
by shaking him by the hand, and assuring him of his cordial
gratitude for the very important services which he had rendered
him, recommending, at the same time, secrecy as to what they
had that night witnessed.---``Ye needna doubt that,'' said
Ochiltree; ``I never tell'd tales out o' yon cove in my life,
though mony a queer thing I hae seen in't.''
The boat now put off. The old man remained looking after
it as it made rapidly towards the brig under the impulse of six
stout rowers, and Lovel beheld him again wave his blue bonnet
as a token of farewell ere he turned from his fixed posture,
and began to move slowly along the sands as if resuming his
customary perambulations.
Wiser Raymondus, in his closet pent,
Laughs at such danger and adventurement
When half his lands are spent in golden smoke,
And now his second hopeful glasse is broke,
But yet, if haply his third furnace hold,
Devoteth all his pots and pans to gold.*
* The author cannot remember where these lines are to be found: perhaps
* in Bishop Hall's Satires. [They occur in Book iv. Satire iii.]
About a week after the adventures commemorated in our last
chapter, Mr. Oldbuck, descending to his breakfast-parlour, found
that his womankind were not upon duty, his toast not made,
and the silver jug, which was wont to receive his libations of
mum, not duly aired for its reception.
``This confounded hot-brained boy!'' he said to himself;
``now that he begins to get out of danger, I can tolerate this life
no longer. All goes to sixes and sevens---an universal saturnalia
seems to be proclaimed in my peaceful and orderly family.
I ask for my sister---no answer. I call, I shout---I invoke my
inmates by more names than the Romans gave to their deities
---at length Jenny, whose shrill voice I have heard this half-hour
lilting in the Tartarean regions of the kitchen, condescends
to hear me and reply, but without coming up stairs, so the
conversation must be continued at the top of my lungs.''---
Here he again began to hollow aloud---``Jenny, where's Miss
Oldbuck?''
``Miss Grizzy's in the captain's room.''
``Umph!---I thought so---and where's my niece?''
``Miss Mary's making the captain's tea.''
``Umph! I supposed as much again---and where's Caxon?''
``Awa to the town about the captain's fowling-gun, and his
setting-dog.''
``And who the devil's to dress my periwig, you silly jade?---
when you knew that Miss Wardour and Sir Arthur were coming
here early after breakfast, how could you let Caxon go on such
a Tomfool's errand?''
``Me! what could I hinder him?---your honour wadna hae
us contradict the captain e'en now, and him maybe deeing?''
``Dying!'' said the alarmed Antiquary,---``eh! what? has
he been worse?''
``Na, he's no nae waur that I ken of.''*
* It is, I believe, a piece of free-masonry, or a point of conscience, among
* the Scottish lower orders, never to admit that a patient is doing better. The
* closest approach to recovery which they can be brought to allow, is, that the
* pairty inquired after is ``Nae waur.''
``Then he must be better---and what good is a dog and a
gun to do here, but the one to destroy all my furniture, steal
from my larder, and perhaps worry the cat, and the other to
shoot somebody through the head. He has had gunning and
pistolling enough to serve him one while, I should think.''
Here Miss Oldbuck entered the parlour, at the door of which
Oldbuck was carrying on this conversation, he bellowing downward
to Jenny, and she again screaming upward in reply.
``Dear brother,'' said the old lady, ``ye'll cry yoursell as hoarse
as a corbie---is that the way to skreigh when there's a sick
person in the house?''
``Upon my word, the sick person's like to have all the house to
himself,---I have gone without my breakfast, and am like to go
without my wig; and I must not, I suppose, presume to say I
feel either hunger or cold, for fear of disturbing the sick gentleman
who lies six rooms off, and who feels himself well enough
to send for his dog and gun, though he knows I detest such
implements ever since our elder brother, poor Williewald,
marched out of the world on a pair of damp feet, caught in the
Kittlefitting-moss. But that signifies nothing; I suppose I
shall be expected by and by to lend a hand to carry Squire
Hector out upon his litter, while he indulges his sportsmanlike
propensities by shooting my pigeons, or my turkeys---
I think any of the ferae naturae are safe from him for one
while.''
Miss M`Intyre now entered, and began to her usual morning's
task of arranging her uncle's breakfast, with the alertness of one
who is too late in setting about a task, and is anxious to make
up for lost time. But this did not avail her. ``Take care, you
silly womankind---that mum's too near the fire---the bottle will
burst; and I suppose you intend to reduce the toast to a cinder
as a burnt-offering for Juno, or what do you call her---the
female dog there, with some such Pantheon kind of a name,
that your wise brother has, in his first moments of mature
reflection, ordered up as a fitting inmate of my house (I thank
him), and meet company to aid the rest of the womankind of
my household in their daily conversation and intercourse with
him.''
``Dear uncle, don't be angry about the poor spaniel; she's
been tied up at my brother's lodgings at Fairport, and she's broke
her chain twice, and came running down here to him; and you
would not have us beat the faithful beast away from the door?
---it moans as if it had some sense of poor Hector's misfortune,
and will hardly stir from the door of his room.''
``Why,'' said his uncle, ``they said Caxon had gone to Fairport
after his dog and gun.''
``O dear sir, no,'' answered Miss M`Intyre, ``it was to fetch
some dressings that were wanted, and Hector only wished him
to bring out his gun, as he was going to Fairport at any rate.''
``Well, then, it is not altogether so foolish a business, considering
what a mess of womankind have been about it---
Dressings, quotha?---and who is to dress my wig?---But I
suppose Jenny will undertake''---continued the old bachelor,
looking at himself in the glass---``to make it somewhat decent.
And now let us set to breakfast---with what appetite we may.
Well may I say to Hector, as Sir Isaac Newton did to his dog
Diamond, when the animal (I detest dogs) flung down the
taper among calculations which had occupied the philosopher
for twenty years, and consumed the whole mass of materials
---Diamond, Diamond, thou little knowest the mischief thou
hast done!''
``I assure you, sir,'' replied his niece, ``my brother is quite
sensible of the rashness of his own behaviour, and allows that
Mr. Lovel behaved very handsomely.''
``And much good that will do, when he has frightened the
lad out of the country! I tell thee, Mary, Hector's understanding,
and far more that of feminity, is inadequate to
comprehend the extent of the loss which he has occasioned to
the present age and to posterity---aureum quidem opus---a
poem on such a subject, with notes illustrative of all that is
clear, and all that is dark, and all that is neither dark nor
clear, but hovers in dusky twilight in the region of Caledonian
antiquities. I would have made the Celtic panegyrists look
about them. Fingal, as they conceitedly term Fin-Mac-Coul,
should have disappeared before my search, rolling himself in his
cloud like the spirit of Loda. Such an opportunity can hardly
again occur to an ancient and grey-haired man; and to see it
lost by the madcap spleen of a hot-headed boy! But I submit
---Heaven's will be done!''
Thus continued the Antiquary to maunder, as his sister
expressed it, during the whole time of breakfast, while, despite
of sugar and honey, and all the comforts of a Scottish morning
tea-table, his reflections rendered the meal bitter to all who
heard them. But they knew the nature of the man. ``Monkbarns's
bark,'' said Miss Griselda Oldbuck, in confidential
intercourse with Miss Rebecca Blattergowl, ``is muckle waur
than his bite.''
In fact, Mr. Oldbuck had suffered in mind extremely while
his nephew was in actual danger, and now felt himself at liberty,
upon his returning health, to indulge in complaints respecting
the trouble he had been put to, and the interruption of his
antiquarian labours. Listened to, therefore, in respectful silence,
by his niece and sister, he unloaded his discontent in such
grumblings as we have rehearsed, venting many a sarcasm
against womankind, soldiers, dogs, and guns, all which implements
of noise, discord, and tumult, as he called them, he
professed to hold in utter abomination.
This expectoration of spleen was suddenly interrupted by the
noise of a carriage without, when, shaking off all sullenness at
the sound, Oldbuck ran nimbly up stairs and down stairs,
for both operations were necessary ere he could receive Miss
Wardour and her father at the door of his mansion.
A cordial greeting passed on both sides. And Sir Arthur,
referring to his previous inquiries by letter and message,
requested to be particularly informed of Captain M`Intyre's
health.
``Better than he deserves,'' was the answer---``better than he
deserves, for disturbing us with his vixen brawls, and breaking
God's peace and the King's.''
``The young gentleman,'' Sir Arthur said, ``had been imprudent;
but he understood they were indebted to him for the
detection of a suspicious character in the young man Lovel.''
``No more suspicious than his own,'' answered the Antiquary,
eager in his favourites defence;---``the young gentleman was a
little foolish and headstrong, and refused to answer Hector's
impertinent interrogatories---that is all. Lovel, Sir Arthur,
knows how to choose his confidants better---Ay, Miss Wardour,
you may look at me---but it is very true;---it was in my bosom
that he deposited the secret cause of his residence at Fairport;
and no stone should have been left unturned on my part to
assist him in the pursuit to which he had dedicated himself.''
On hearing this magnanimous declaration on the part of the
old Antiquary, Miss Wardour changed colour more than once,
and could hardly trust her own ears. For of all confidants to
be selected as the depositary of love affairs,---and such she
naturally supposed must have been the subject of communication,---
next to Edie Ochiltree, Oldbuck seemed the most
uncouth and extraordinary; nor could she sufficiently admire
or fret at the extraordinary combination of circumstances which
thus threw a secret of such a delicate nature into the possession
of persons so unfitted to be entrusted with it. She had next
to fear the mode of Oldbuck's entering upon the affair with her
father, for such, she doubted not, was his intention. She
well knew that the honest gentleman, however vehement in
his prejudices, had no great sympathy with those of others,
and she had to fear a most unpleasant explosion upon an
e'claircissement taking place between them. It was therefore
with great anxiety that she heard her father request a private
interview, and observed Oldbuck readily arise and show the
way to his library. She remained behind, attempting to converse
with the ladies of Monkbarns, but with the distracted
feelings of Macbeth, when compelled to disguise his evil
conscience by listening and replying to the observations of the
attendant thanes upon the storm of the preceding night, while
his whole soul is upon the stretch to listen for the alarm of
murder, which he knows must be instantly raised by those
who have entered the sleeping apartment of Duncan. But the
conversation of the two virtuosi turned on a subject very different
from that which Miss Wardour apprehended.
``Mr. Oldbuck,'' said Sir Arthur, when they had, after a due
exchange of ceremonies, fairly seated themselves in the sanctum
sanctorum of the Antiquary,---``you, who know so much of my
family matters, may probably be surprised at the question I am
about to put to you.''
``Why, Sir Arthur, if it relates to money, I am very sorry,
but''---
``It does relate to money matters, Mr. Oldbuck.''
``Really, then, Sir Arthur,'' continued the Antiquary, ``in
the present state of the money-market---and stocks being so
low''---
``You mistake my meaning, Mr. Oldbuck,'' said the Baronet;
``I wished to ask your advice about laying out a large sum of
money to advantage.''
``The devil!'' exclaimed the Antiquary; and, sensible that
his involuntary ejaculation of wonder was not over and above
civil, he proceeded to qualify it by expressing his joy that Sir
Arthur should have a sum of money to lay out when the
commodity was so scarce. ``And as for the mode of employing
it,'' said he, pausing, ``the funds are low at present, as I said
before, and there are good bargains of land to be had. But
had you not better begin by clearing off encumbrances, Sir
Arthur?---There is the sum in the personal bond---and the
three notes of hand,'' continued he, taking out of the right-hand
drawer of his cabinet a certain red memorandum-book, of which
Sir Arthur, from the experience of former frequent appeals to
it, abhorred the very sight---``with the interest thereon, amounting
altogether to---let me see''------
``To about a thousand pounds,'' said Sir Arthur, hastily;
``you told me the amount the other day.''
``But there's another term's interest due since that, Sir
Arthur, and it amounts (errors excepted) to eleven hundred
and thirteen pounds, seven shillings, five pennies, and three-fourths
of a penny sterling---But look over the summation
yourself.''
``I daresay you are quite right, my dear sir,'' said the
Baronet, putting away the book with his hand, as one rejects
the old-fashioned civility that presses food upon you after you
have eaten till you nauseate---``perfectly right, I dare say; and
in the course of three days or less you shall have the full value
---that is, if you choose to accept it in bullion.''
``Bullion! I suppose you mean lead. What the deuce!
have we hit on the vein then at last? But what could I do
with a thousand pounds' worth, and upwards, of lead? The
former abbots of Trotcosey might have roofed their church and
monastery with it indee